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10 good luck. The strangest school year in modern history has finally come to a close. My daughter jane graduated from preschool this week, which she is very proud about, even though, lets be honest she got a degree in coloring. But it is a milestone, and its never too soon to start planning for the future. So i sat down with jane to reflect on where she has been and to help her figure out where shes going. Well, jane, first of all, congratulations on graduating preschool. Are you proud of yourself . Thank you. Yeah. Jimmy you did a good job in preschool. Have you thought about going on to kindergarten . Continuing your education . Hmm, im kind of like scared and excited of. Jimmy youre scared and excited but you are going to go to school. Youre going to continue . Yeah. Jimmy are you going to get a job this summer . Possibly. Jimmy possibly . What kind of job do you think you could be good at . Art. Jimmy could you maybe be an artist . Yeah. Jimmy where would you get a job like that . Save money and get an art studio. Jimmy oh, youd get an art studio. How much does an art studio cost . I dont really know. Jimmy what would you guess . Id guess probably about 9. Jimmy thats exactly right. 9. What do you want to do for work when you grow up . What are your strengths . Strengths . Spelling. Jimmy spelling, okay, thats good. Oh, running jimmy running, yeah. Maybe you could be a running, spelling artist. I could possibly do that. Jimmy what are your weaknesses . What are some things youre not good at . Like im not really good at picking flowers, because i cant take the thorns. Jimmy so youre not good at picking flowers. No. Jimmy so youre not going to be a florist . Florist . Oh, florist. Jimmy im from new york, youre from california. I say flawrist. But youre right. No youre not. Jimmy what else do i say funny . Orange. Jimmy are you familiar with microsoft excel . Do you know how to use it . What is that . Jimmy i guess thats a no then. Are you ticklish . Yes. Jimmy lets say youre not able to find a job as a smelling, running artist. Heres some other jobs, let me see if these interest you. Zookeeper. No, i dont think so. Jimmy ice cream taster. Nodding. Jimmy pigeon hunter . I would not do that. Jimmy late night talk show host. Wait, what does that even mean . Jimmy late night talk show host. So you talk late at night . Jimmy to people. What about president , would you like to be president of the United States . Yes. Jimmy you would. Are you qualified . What does that even mean . Jimmy do you like Chicken Nuggets . Chicken nuggets . Of course i do. Jimmy youre qualified. When i get older and your mother gets older will you change our diapers . No. Jimmy youd make billy do it . Yes. Jimmy what about moms diapers . No. No. Jimmy so jane, it seems like youre not sure what you want to do when you grow up yet. Yeah. Jimmy lets make a vision board. A vision board . Jimmy yeah, were going to make a dry erase vision board. What id like to you do is draw your future. Draw your future, what does that even mean . Jimmy draw yourself as an adult. Ill try my best. Jimmy okay. Is that a smile or a nose you got there . Thats a smile. Jimmy very good. Oh. Theres more, huh . Mmhm. All right, let me have a look. Wow. Very good. Whats her job . Is she wiping her mommy and daddy . No jimmy shes not. All right, come over here and give me a hug. Congratulations. Young graduate. I hope you make it through the first grade. Did you say you were ticklish . Yeah jimmy i havent tickled an interviewee since javier bardem. Oh and one more thing regarding my future. I want to say. Tonight is my last new show for the summer. Im taking the summer off to spend even more time with my family. Ive been doing this job for almost 18 years. Ive done 3,130 shows, and theres nothing wrong. My family is healthy. I just need a couple of months off, so while i am gone, a cavalcade of very kind and capable people will be filling in for me. I think you will be very happy with them. They will be guest hosting the show. Guillermo, youll make sure they dont steal any of my stuff, right . Guillermo okay, jimmy. Jimmy as of monday, we will be on vacation for two weeks and then we will have new shows with a variety of guest hosts. Hold on. What did you just say . Jimmy excuse me . What did you just say . Jimmy i was telling the audience im going to be off this summer. What does that mean, off . Jimmy it means off. It means not on. It means i wont be here. Well, what am i going to do . Jimmy what do you mean, what are you gonna do . I havent been on. Ive been back here for three months, waiting to be on. Jimmy you have . Yeah. Jimmy youve been in that bedroom for three months . Yeah. Jimmy why . Because we had to leave the studio. Jimmy i know we had to leave the studio. Why did you have to leave the studio . Duh. Maybe youve heard of something called the coronavirus . Jimmy i mean why did you come to never mind. Youre not smart enough to understand. Im not smart enough to understand . Why is the only book on your bookshelf stori telling by Tori Spelling . Jimmy thats a very good book. I read it three times. I got less every time i read it. Jimmy thats a classic. It is great. One year for her birthday, tori got a visit from smidget, the worlds smallest living horse you are so stupid. Jimmy you are so hey was that my wife . Why is my wife in there . Why do you think your wifes in there . Jimmy you son of a bitch. You did it again. Thats right, bobby baby balls. Molly, lets go have a great summer, and like whogivesaf[ bleep ] jimmy you have fun on your trip to i will jimmy im sorry you saw that. I am going to get a divorce. And well be back with pharrell williams. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by lexus. Will it be familiar streets . Or perhaps unknown roads . Find a lexus for every road at lexus. Com. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. I drive my van five days a week. Im the only one touching the van, but im still gonna take the time to wipe everything down. I recently took a break cause my girlfriend and i just had a baby. In the middle of this pandemic, you know, having a kid, theres something different. When i came back, amazon completely changed. There you go, sir. Thank you. Recovering the van was different, coming into the station and loading was different. If anything, they took it overboard on the safety, and thats what i love. Its funny to say im essential. Were all working towards a common goal. Just like amazon says, deliver smiles, and honestly, i believe i do. Just like amazon says, tomorrow can only be better with wendys breakfast. Win with a breakfast baconator, honey butter chicken biscuit, sausage egg and swiss croissant or frostyccino. And get another for a dollar. You and wendys breakfast. Tomorrow is lookin good and ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete, onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. Its not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv to help you get to and stay undetectable. Thats when the amount of virus is so low problems andto and stay undetn kidney failure. Rare, lifethreatening side effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems. Do not take biktarvy if you take dofetilide or rifampin. Tell your doctor about all the medicines and supplements you take, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, or if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis. If you have hepatitis b, do not stop taking biktarvy without talking to your doctor. Common side effects were diarrhea, nausea, and headache. If youre living with hiv, keep loving who you are. And ask your doctor if biktarvy is right for you. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. My guest tonight is a 13time grammy winner and also a very stylish man. He helps me pick out all my colored shirts with the sleeves rolled up. Please welcome pharrell williams. Hi, pharrell. Hey, how are you . Jimmy im okay, how are you doing . I was just, i mean, its different, because youre addressing people, but at the same time, the studio audience isnt there, so its like a different sensation. Jimmy you know what . We did have one unwanted visitor show up a few minutes ago, but you are correct, we do not have a studio audience, but another human human being somehow got through security. Pharrell, i was talking to my daughter earlier and asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. What did you want to be when you were like 5 years old, do you remember . No, i remember. I didnt know what i wanted to be but i knew what i was obsessed with. I was obsessed with space, and i was obsessed with robots, hence the dances. Jimmy mmhm. Of that time. And i, i doesnnt know. I loved the color yellow, y yely aboyou, but i cant tell you i knew what i wanted to do. Jimmy you returned to your home state, virginia, and you petitioned the governor to make juneteenth an official state holiday, and they actually are making it an official state holiday. Well, hopefully theyre doing it this year, right . Yes, sir. And i mean, to be, to be clear, i called them over the weekend. Jimmy mmhm. Because obviously, people are rightfully protesting. Americans are protesting in the streets. Fresh in the middle of a plague. Some people are calling it a pandemic. But lets just be clear. I, you know, people are dying in ten days. When they catch it. But theres just so much going on, and with what happened with george floyd and so many others, and such a short amount of time, in this short window while this is going on. I think people are in the streets, and its just, man, weve just, weve all just had enough as americans, not just as us black americans, but our allies and advocates, theyve had enough. And i think its high time that if were going to think about what independence and what freedom really looks like, we never really, ours was never really acknowledged. Yeah, theres 47 states that observe it, but man, thats not a paid holiday. We deserve a paid holiday. So i called them, and i just said man, i feel like this is important for not only your own legacy but the legacy of virginia. And f yif you would be willing officiate this and, you know, make this a paid holiday, i, you know, i will travel for the first time out of my house. My wife is not playin no games. Jimmy right. With this covid19. Shes not playin no games. I mean, as you know, we have 600 children. So, we cant afford to play any games, but this is serious, because this is for not only me, but this is for like my ancestors that absolutely came through on the hull of a ship, in virginia, you know, 400 years ago, over 401 years ago, and so for me, this was incredibly symbolic. Jimmy yeah. And its necessary. Jimmy and your family is, has been in virginia since they came over . Well, i actually did my episode with finding your roots, with dr. Henry louis . Jimmy yeah. I found out, that, yes, we came through on the ships where my ancestors were enslaved, through virginia, and then we ended up in nash county, in North Carolina. With a very horrific, horrific c set of details. Jimmy sure. Maybe North Carolina would be the next state that you can get on board with this. Are other states considering this now and acting to make it a state holiday . Beautifully, andrew cuomo, whos never, like, late, hes right on it. He said he would be signing an executive order. So we have new york. Im, im, were reachin out to governor newsom. Jimmy in california. Right now. Yeah. Id like to get to the governor of connecticut. We got to do this, man, its the right thing to do. Jimmy can i ask a dumb question . Yes, sir. Jimmy for a holiday, you want to have traditions. Is there a specific food . Is there a specific drink . What, how do we celebrate juneteenth . What are the traditions . Are there any yet . There are, it just depends on where you are. I mean, they definitely sing let there be voice and sing. Thats going to happen in a home us to way. Obviously, we cook out and barbecue. When i was a kid i was in the youth chapter of naacp. Nard and neptunes. And shay, his aunt used to lead the chapter for us. She used to celebrate juneteenth, and i never knew what it want and i t made the connection in high school, because there were different histories and not just one. For me, we used to cook out, and i never put the pieces together. You get to school and july 4, 1776, really, only our white brother was fry free from the british monarchy, but his wife was not, and africanamericans certainly were not. If you love us, this holiday is for you, too, its american history. Its american history. Jimmy i mean, i think this is a great idea. I really did each night ive asked my guest to choose a charity, and you chose a charity im very familiar with, world central kitchen. Yeah. Jimmy they do great things, these guys. They started in puerto rico, feeding people on the ground and have expanded that all around the world. Yep. Jose andreas is amazing. We had him in virginia as well. And it, it not only fed a lot of people, but it kept places that were suffering from the effects of the covid19 to actually be able to operate and make some money for their families as well. What theyve done in virginia is unbelievable. And especially in our msa, the cities of 757. Its been pretty amazing. And were not done. We fed over like a million and a half people and still counting. Jimmy wow. Wow. Think are the Real Department wck. Org. World central kitchen, and happy juneteenth. Youre getting a holiday on the callan dash. Can i say this really quick . Jimmy yeah. If you riley care about your fellow americans, this is a holiday you should support. You should be reaching out to your local governors and telling them how important it is for you. I hate challenges. I hate call to actions. Ive never had a successful hash tag in my life. Im not saying that. Im just saying, its american. If you really believe in it, lets go. The corporations are all doing it. They all understand. Its not a red or a blue thing. Its an american thing. And its for us. It is for your Black Brothers and sisters. Jimmy the man is right. Pharrell williams. Thank you, pharrell, well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by plan ters, a fan of dads everywhere. 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Win with a breakfast baconator, honey butter chicken biscuit, sausage egg and swiss croissant or frostyccino. And get another for a dollar. You and wendys breakfast. Tomorrow is lookin good when we closed our wynn committed instantly to keeping all 15,000 team members onboard. We then focused our fivestar level of service to all who needed it. We made improvements to peoples lives. We strove to be better and we made people happy. This closure may have temporarily taken us out of wynn and encore, but it couldnt take the wynn and encore out of us. And now, we are proud to welcome you back. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. You know, guillermo mentioned that hes been getting a little stir crazy locked up at home. Right, guillermo . So i thought id help him find a new hobby. And the result is, i think we may have finally found an heir to bob ross. Well go up here in the sky and just do Something Like that. Thats all there is to it. Once again, without painting the brush. Be careful with the bright rid. Guillermo hi, everybody, its me, guillermo. Today youll be doing the sunset aglow by bob ross. Be very careful with it. Oh, [ bleep ]. There. Dont just try to copy what were doing here. Guillermo oh, okay, so im not trying to copy him. Im trying to do my own thing. Remember, when you paint, you make happy mistakes. A happy cloud that lives right here. Guillermo happy cloud, did he say happy cloud . I want the cloud to look like its in front of that. Guillermo what are we doing . Wheres the mountain come from . Mine doesnt have a mountain. May ee guillermo perfect. Thats a tree. Put in a little land. What the heck. Softly, softly. Dont have to do it much. Yellow, yellow ochre. Guillermo im not done with the yellow this is not relaxing. This is a lot of work. Were done . Finally, were done. Well, guys, there you have it. Sunset aglow, buy bob ross and Guillermo Jimmy i want that painting, guillermo. I love it. 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Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. This may be the last edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Hopefully, by the time we come back from Summer Vacation well be back in our theater and everything will be okay. Id like to thank pharrell williams. I look forward to seeing you when i return. Nightline is next, enjoy. This is nightline. Tonight, in his own words. Killed by police. Now the new video surfacing, Rayshard Brooks sharing his struggles with life after prison. Im not the type of person to give up. Im going to keep going until im wh how one mans serving time and grappling with a fresh start may help shape the future of policing in america. Plus, taking on trump. John bolton, the president s former trusted National Security advi adviser n

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