I didnt know. But he was joking because i only watched part of the video. Turns out there were 29 minutes of this on cspan that indicate he was joking about carrying the empty boxes for the camera. Which i didnt know. I dont have the endurance to watch mike pence carry boxes for 29 minutes on cspan. But i should have watched the whole thing, i guess. Bottom line is, i was wrong, he was joking. When i found out i was wrong, i acknowledged it by taking the video down and tweeting an apology of sorts to the best of my ability. Apologizing to the Trump Administration for spreading untruth is like apologizing to barry bonds for using steroids. Its hard, but the outrage from the maga hats. The outpouring of venom was disgusting. Stupid, too. But mostly disgusting. Some of these lunatics have the audacity to use the word christian in their bios. But that didnt stop them from wishing death on me, my family, my son. Some said they hope my son dies, they threatened my wife. There were hundreds of horrible, hateful, sometimes violent twitter and facebook posts because i showed what they kept calling a doctored video, which was not a doctored video by the way. We didnt do anything to it. Doctors are the people donald trump doesnt listen to. And doctored videos are something donald trump posts all the time. Some of his paid campaign ads are doctored videos that had to be removed for violating the rules about that sort of thing. But these people who blindly pledge their allegiance to donald trump instead of this country are so, their hypocrisy runs so deep, they dont even seem to be aware of it anymore. Its like when a uber driver wears too much cologne. The Communications Director for mike pences campaign tweeted all about this all day. Its the only thing he tweeted about. And i got an email from the Vice President s office requesting that i apologize on air, on twitter wasnt enough, i guess. They wanted it on air. Because this is what theyre thinking about while thousands of americans are dying every day. Jokes from latenight talk show hosts, but, okay, you know what, it was my mistake. I do apologize to the Vice President , again, for spreading misinformation about him. Spreading misinformation is their thing and i stepped on their toes. But now that ive done that i would like him to ask his boss who lies every time there isnt an mcnugget in his mouth to apologize. Mike pence has stood by and warmly enabled these things. For four miserable years. We would like an apology for separating thousands of Migrant Children from their parents, inviting the taliban to camp david, siding with vladimir putin. Over u. S. Intelligence. Calling neonazis very fine people. Using Campaign Money to pay off a porn star. Mocking a 16yearold climate activist, mocking Christine Blasey ford. Ignoring warnings on coronavirus, mishandling the coronavirus. We still dont have tests for the coronavirus. Why are we opening the country when we have no test for coronavirus. There are about 15,000 more. But lets start with apologizing for those and well get to the rest. Yesterdays mothers day. Were having a nice morning, im with the family, and i get a text that says the president is tweeting about you. So he tweets, took me a while to find it, because he tweeted 125 times yesterday. He tweets more fake times this time from Jimmy Kimmels lastplace show. He tweeted once every seven and a half minutes yesterday. Thats impressive. He ignored a pandemic and his wife on mothers day. He really can do it all. So i replied to the tweet. I thought about it, and i just wrote, go make melania brunch. Still no word on if he did. You think he ever made anyone anything . Do you think he ever made don jr. A Grilled Cheese sandwich . So anyhow, this is what the white house is thinking about right now. This is the dumbest time to be alive. I always thought if i got involved in a twitter feud with the president it would be with president kanye in 2028, but no it came early. The latest is that theres an outbreak among the white house staff, as if they needed anything else to make this like a horror movie. Its coming from inside the house. The president s valet, ivanka trumps assistant, a spokesperson for mike pence, dr. Fauci has placed himself in quarantine and the white house announced a new policy that required all staffers who enter the west wing to wear a mask except for the president. Rules dont apply to him. Donald trump is living like the worlds most closelymonitored porn star. Kevin hasset said it is scary to go to work now. Yes, but send everyone else back to work. In the midst of all this, mike pence went to iowa to meet with executives from several big food companies. Everyone is wearing a mask until a woman comes in. She says something to the executives, and they remove their masks after hearing it. And then who shows up but the Vice President. Hes maskless too. Everyone claps. Theyve got a hash tag that says helpful smile strong which reads like a poorlytranslated sign on a chinese dentist office. It doesnt matter who in his office has it, no masks for mike pence, he is a very, very bad boy. Hes wild. That video, i want to say was not doctored, nor is this. Have you seen the video of the little girl who got caught touching her dogs food . Lily. I saw you touch the food. Yes, you did. You touched the food. Jimmy im going to hire her to be my lawyer. Your honor, may i let the cutest lawyer ever speak. But watching that kid deny doing something she clearly did reminded me of someone. So this time, i want to say, i want to announce in advance, we did doctor this video, and here now is our boss baby deep faked. Mr. President , you said the virus was just like the flu. You did. You also said the virus could go away by april. Sir, you said it would disappear like a miracle. Yes, you said only 15 people have it and it would go down close to zero. You did. You said chloroquine would treat it. No, you said we should try injecting disinfectant. You said anyone who needed a test could get one. You praised chnl china for being transparent. You got rid of the Pandemic Response team. You ignored every warning throughout january and february. Jimmy now go to your room, and no fox news for you well be right back with adam sandler. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by mercedes benz. [cymbals clanging] [knocking] room for seven. And much, much more. The firstever glb. Get 0 apr financing up to 36 months on most models, and 90day firstpayment deferral on any model. Pepsi zero sugar all in the cola flavor. None of the sugar. You are. Cause frosted mini wheats are made to fill people up. And they have 10 layers of wheat and seven vitamins and minerals. Just one bowl and youre good till lunch. Just one bowl hey allergy muddlers. Achoo . 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And i went like this. And then i came out. I said hows, that sunny . She said youre bleeding. So apparently tell jimmy what it looks like back there. So its like its bloody and then theres a big theres a gut. She says apparently theres a gut coming off my ear. Theres a little blood. But were coming down, sweetie. Much better. Tell jimmy love you. Weve got to go. Ive got to get out of here. Jimmy bye, sunny. Hows sunny holding up . Aw, thats cute. And the funny thing is youre not going anywhere. Youre going to see her again in two seconds. Thats how much your children love you, adam. Yeah, theyre always kind of around. You go upstairs and do some homework and get away from daddy so he can talk dirty. Jimmy how are you handling this . I feel like you are designed for quarantine because you dont really like to go places. Right . You know that, jimmy. I think id rather have the i like it better to say no. I like when my wife says lets go somewhere and i go i dont want to do that. But i dont like being told by this pandemic you cant go anywhere. Its cooler to say no. I looked it up and i think the last time you were sighted in public was at the lakers game sitting next to denzel washington. In february. Yes. That was a good night. We were all allowed to go out then. I think i had a couple more nights out. I saw jim carreys movie, the sonic. And i noticed that people were spread out. There was only a few of us in the theater, and i was laughing very loud. The people behind were laughing too. But i think our last big night out, sonic. Jimmy so maybe your last Movie Theater experience will have been sonic the hedgehog. The hedgehog. I called him from the theater, telling him how funny it was while it was going on. I didnt know twas going tonight last movie i saw at a theater. Jimmy somebody posted a video of you doing pushups outside your house while the family looked on. Who is this guy . I hate first of all, that son of a bitch who hides in front of my house. I dont know where hes hiding. Every day im out there im like, where is this [ bleep ] . Yeah. I did my brotherinlaw has been working out, and hes looking good. So i said ive got this app that tells you how many pushups to do. So i said its pretty good, let me do it now. So i dropped down while we were having the discussion. Only because i knew if i didnt do my pushups then ill never get it done. So im on the street doing pushups. This jerk is filming me. And i dont go all the way down because i ripped my chest muscle so it looks like i dont know how to do a pushup stuck my ass up a little bit because im afraid to rip my chest, jimmy. Jimmy are you ordering a lot of food . What do you do . Do you have it delivered to the house . Do you cook . What do you do . Both. We go to restaurants and they throw it in the back of my van. Thats a big move. Ive got a van. Its not down by the river. And i go there with the family and we know a lot of the restaurant owners. And i call them up, we order and they chuck it in the back of the van. And everybodys wearing their stuff. And then i have we get some delivery stuff. Jimmy do you wear a mask when you go out . Are you wearing a mask . You know what . Last night i went to get i said weve got to go somewhere else because we do the same moves every night, the same food. So and we havent had chinese in two months. So i called my friend up. I said whats good chinese around you. He told us. We drove. Ordered on the phone. Our order was taken so long that the lady said call back when you know what you want and hung up on us. And everybody was heartbroken. Like they hung up. I was like thats because we were babbling like idiots, this lady had a right to hang up on us. I said its not mean, we were mean. But anyways, she hated us to begin with. Then we get to the Chinese Restaurant and i show up, jimmy, i said to my wife, you said youve got the masks. She said oh, i dont have the mask. So i dont have the mask . Ive got to go get the chinese. Here. And she gave me a listerine wipe to hold up to my face. I said no, thats going to knock me out like ether. I said let me handle this. I put the gloves on i knock on the door and i open it. And the ladys like 30 feet away. And i said hey, we were the people you hung up on. I understand why you did it. Is the food ready . She goes yes. I said i dont want to come, in do you mind bringing it here and ill pick it up . She goes come in. I said no, i dont want to come in. I said ive got my credit card. Im going to give you a tip on that. But youve got to bring it out. She goes, come in and i go, im not coming in i screamed. Im not coming in ill take it out here i started losing my mind. Shes like wanting to kill me. Anyway, she came out and she was yelling at me through my wifes he promised a tip but youve got to sign for the tip and blah, blah, blah. I said im going to sign it whatever. Then a nice guy that knew my friend came into the restaurant and he goes i know your friend. I said oh, cool. And then he came out with my food and goes here. I go, she didnt take it out, she gave it to you. He goes, i dont know. And the guy goes i dont know. Whatever. Anyways, i got the [ bleep ]. Jimmy were going to figure this out in detail with adam sandler when we come back. Well be right back. I thought i had my moderate to severe ulcerative colitis. Under control. Turns out, it was controlling me. Seemed like my symptoms were. Taking over our time together. Think hell make it . So i talked to my doctor and learned humira can help get and keep uc. Under control when other medications havent worked well enough. Dad hey and it helps people achieve control that lasts. So you can experience few or no symptoms. Humira can. Lower your ability to fight infections. Serious and sometimes fatal infections, including tuberculosis, and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened,. 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Things in your house just seem more fun than they are in mine. Not at all. Jimmy adams ear is bleeding. A little blood. But no. Jimmy, its not at all. You seem like life is good, man. Youre in the right spirit all the time. My family by the way, it used to be, the worst thing about this quarantine, it used to be when i snapped in the house id get thrown out. My wife would be like youd better go, get the hell out, youre acting nuts. I would leave. Now shes like get the hell out and hang on, let me get you a mask and gloves. And by the time i get the right stuff to leave shes like, its all right, just stay. Jimmy its calmed you down. Seems like youve been keeping busy. You had a very funny video with Pete Davidson on saturday night live. And last night you were part of a Big Charity Event that supported feeding america. I want to play where were you, jimmy . Where were you on that . Jimmy i dont think i was invited. Were you doing the disney singalong . Jimmy i was doing the disney singalong. Yeah. All right. Jimmy lets take a look. Wake up in the morning get up on my feet dress my arms and legs then fall right back asleep wake up a few hours later, start to toast some bread pull it out, but thor it up then go back to bed yeah. Jimmy can i tell you something . That is so hypnotic. I watched that like seven times in a row on your instagram page. You did . Whats it do to you . Does it bore you . Does it make you jimmy no. It captivates me. I dont know. It puts me kind of in a good mood. Thats pretty good. My two buddies actually wrote the tune and gave me all that stuff. I enjoyed singing it. And my wife shot it. Jimmy your wife shot the whole thing. So your family is your film crew now officially. My wife was the one who said bring that trampoline in and jump off it. I said i dont know. And then i saw her get mad. I go all right, and then i was like hey, the trampoline was a good idea. Im sorry i doubted her. Jimmy are you keeping in touch with your buddies like spade and chris rock and all these guys you used to see all the time . Kevin james . We do the zoom stuff. We do it like were doing it right now. We have fun listening jimmy who do you miss the most of those guys . If you had to pick one, who do you miss seeing in person the most . The truth is i had a mask on recently on the street and i walked past Rob Schneider and he didnt recognize me. And that felt good. Right past him. I miss them all the same, jimmy. Theyre all my buddies and i love them. I love anybody who will talk to me. Jimmy i want to mention this movie uncut gems. Because it came out around a year ago, right . Not quite a year ago six months ago or something, yeah. Jimmy six months ago. It is such a good movie. And it is finally at long last coming to netflix. Yeah, man. Jimmy i know you get embarrassed about it. But it really is i think your greatest performance of many great performances. Thank you. Jimmy and it is well worth watching. And Kevin Garnett is great in this movie too. Hes incredible. I spoke to Kevin Garnett two nights ago, and he is hes such a cool dude. I showed him that video and the thing you just watched and with shaq and he liked it and the ending about jordan and stuff. He thought it was funny. Jimmy i highly recommend it. Uncut gems. And also each night im making a donation to a charity, were highlighting a charity. Adam has selected the Southern California chapter of the national ms society, multiple sclerosis. Why did you pick that particular charity, adam . My cousin jan has it. Shes had m. S. A long time and shes been shes doing great right now. Shes doing excellent. And it keeps Getting Better and better, the medicine. But yeah, we love our jana. Jimmy well, the information is right there on your screen if you want to be a part of that. Thanks, adam. I really appreciate it. Be careful grooming yourself. Please leave that to a professional. Yes, jimmy. I love you. Say hi to your whole family, buddy. Jimmy you too. Take care. Adam sandler. Well be right back. Youll get 2 years or 20,000 miles of scheduled carefree maintenance. 3 years or 36,000 miles of 24 7 roadside assistance. 4 years or 50,000 miles bumpertobumper limited warranty. 5 years of connected services. And for 6 years you wont have paid any interest. Down the road, youll be grateful you bought a volkswagen today. Tomorrow can only be better with wendys breakfast. Win with a breakfast baconator, honey butter chicken biscuit, sausage egg and swiss croissant or frostyccino. And get another for a dollar. You and wendys breakfast. Tomorrow is lookin good the crunch of real almonds how chocolatey chunks taste in cold milk. We keep it real. Because you cant fake. Delicious special k theyre going to be paying for this for a long time. They will, but with accident forgiveness allstate wont raise your rates just because of an accident, even if its your fault. Cut sonny. Was that good . Line the desert never lies. Isnt that what i said . No you were talking about allstate and insurance. I just. When i. Lets try again. Everybody back to one. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Click or call for a quote today. Jimmy well, thats all the time we have. Thanks to adam sandler. Apologies to matt damon. Lionel richie will be with us tomorrow. Nightline is next. And with that said, our service has concluded. Go in peace to love and serve fish sticks again for dinner. Good night. Theres been an incredible spike of covid19 cases at san quinton. Tonight, in an exclusive story, i talk with multiple inmates. Her son was coughed on. Now, she has a message for the woman responsible. A illegal night time fireworks, not just keeping you up at night, they are disturbing the animals in local zoos. Building a better bay area, for a safe and secure future. This is abc7 news. Developing news. The confirmed cases of coronavirus are exploding in san quinton prison. On june 14th there were 48 cases, by this past friday, the number was up to 499. And right now, there are 523 active cases among inmates. At least 73 employees at the prison have tested positive. Abc News Reporter j. R. Stone talked with multiple inmates, some who have tested positive. I want to start by saying for safety purposes we are not revealing the names of the inmates that i talked with. They have been convicted of serious crimes, yes, but are now involved with their own heah ba. Vid19 cas on the rise at san quinton state
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