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Vlog in an empty pottery barn where they shoot young and the restless. Things are clicking. By the way, if you had told me ten years ago that today id be hosting a late night talk show in a house for no one, i wouldve said, yeah, but ill still have cool hair, right . Thats all im concerned about. You know, there are a lot of bad haircuts out there right now. A lot of tiktok haircuts. All weve had to do for the past five months is take edibles and cut our own hair. And ive really had some doozies over the years. Ive basically looked like ive been cutting my hair during a pandemic since i was twelve. I used to go to a place called we make it look selfcut. Heres a good one. Its a hairdo that screams do you even know who my father is . Youre going to be hearing from our lawyer. These are jokes off the picture. Everyone gets that, right . Here i am finding out i just got accepted into a restricted golf club. If you want that haircut, just tell your barber you want to look like a guy who accidentally killed an escort in a lifetime tv movie. Or was it an accident . Well be back. Heres a classic. Wait. Actually, this ones just a photo of meg ryan. Is that sleepless in seattle . That shouldnt be in there. This ones good. I look like the twin brother keith urban doesnt like or talk about. Shows up at gigs with a plus one. Im with keith, its all good, man. Im a little fed up, wheres the green room . You just look at that picture and think theres a guy who would ask to go dutch on an abortion. Whoa, read the cards first. Whats next. Im not proud of this one, but at some point in our lives, we all go through a soft kid rock phase. And finally, a classic. Divorced dad who just bought a speedboat. Look at me, hey. Thats not me drunk leaving a bar in a paparazzi shot. You know, switching gears, its hard to be a comedian right now. And ill show you, heres a couple of jokes. Theres a lot going on in the world. Thats a setup. Cardi b released wap merchandise including raincoats and umbrellas. She says she wants to protect people from all those h2hoes out there. Element joke check the chart. Brothels in berlin have reopened but theres no sex allowed. Its the first time the fishnets are being used to actually catch fish. Carson, a couple of people in the back. Literally a couple. Maybe one. Scientists have found live coronavirus up to 16 feet away from a patient. They say corona lingers so long its still making jokes about tiger king. I like that one. Some amc theaters are offering movie tickets for as little as 15 cents. That way, moviegoers can save their money for caskets. Because they are going to die. Okay, lets get off those. Some comedians are doing virtual shows online. Like stand up. Its like watching standup comedy on zoom is tough. If you think listening to a comic describe his life is grim, wait until you see his studio apartment in van nuys with fake plants. Weve got drivein shows now. Im doing one of those on friday at the Ventura County fairgrounds. All triplea members welcome. Meep, meep. And while im excited to get out of the house, can you think of anything sadder than telling jokes to a crowd of Nissan Sentras . Im looking forward to it though hey, mazda rx7, good to see you. Plus, the pandemic has made crowd work almost impossible now too. What did you used to do for a living, sir . Meanwhile, the rich and famous are still throwing parties in the hamptons. Of course. And the new thing is to pay for everyone to get a rapid covid test at the door. Its a tough decision for these people. Theyre saying to themselves, on the one hand, i know these tests are needed for health care workers, nursing homes, and other critically important uses. But on the other hand, im rich and dont care about anything. These fast tests sound like a made up way for rich people to turn people away from their party. Oh no, billy joels here. Boop. Ooooh, this things saying youre positive, can somebody drive the piano man home . Its 107, step on it i actually like billy joel. Why am i doing the joke about billy joel. I like him. Ive been to parties like this. Believe me, the intention is good, but fast forward a few hours, people are using those test swabs to pack cocaine up their nose like theyre loading a musket. I hear guys doing coke at restaurants all the time in l. A. Theyre hoovering it in the stall next to me. I say, you okay in there . They are like, allergies. I go, oh, yeah, usually when you sneeze, it goes out, not in, but okay. Regardless, this pandemic is a big deal. Its all people are talking about. And honestly, it seems like somebodys getting a little jealous. Roll it. The way things are right now, its easy to forget what got us here. These days, it seems all you hear about is covid19. But while this coronavirus might be new, we want to remind you that measles that has been making americans sick since 1765. You all went home, but we never left. We are still right here on mobile phones, monkey bars, on toothbrushes and toilet seats. Lurking like we have always done. Patiently waiting to kill you. We are measles. The original, highly contagious disease. Measles. From the people who brought you mumps, available in all 50 states, especially new york. See crazy mommy facebook groups for details. And we are back, dude, i had the measles when i was 12, i almost croaked. I was literally covered head to toe in measles. It was so gross, my step dad took a picture of it, gross, we have a good show for you tonight, although you wont know it because theres no applause or laughter. I pay them 50 each and they are barely mustering a chuckle. Weve got music from elle king, and well be right back with dan levy. Whoa, all right, see you soon. 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They will, but with accident forgiveness allstate wont raise your rates just because of an accident, even if its your fault. Cut sonny. Was that good . Line the desert never lies. Isnt that what i said . No you were talking about allstate and insurance. I just. When i. Lets try again. Everybody back to one. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Click or call for a quote today. David welcome back to jimmy kimmel jive. Im david spade. You might remember me as the little coat from fat guy in a little coat. Coming up in a little bit, her ep is called in isolation, music from elle king is on the way. And tomorrow night, ill be back for more with Lauren Lapkus and the avett brothers. My first guest tonight joins us from toronto, canada, a place where even the covid is disarmingly polite. He is currently nominated for four of the fifteen emmy awards on his show Schitts Creek has earned. You are wearing a wedding dress, to my wedding. This is not a wedding dress, its a white floor length gown. Its very different. Did it come with a veil . No it came with a head dress. A what . With like a white toule head dress, so i decided to not wear it. You are walking me down the aisle in a wedding dress, everyone will think we are getting married to each other. David you can also see him in the upcoming hbo film coastal elites, it premieres september 12th. Please welcome dan levy. Whoa dan. Hey. Dan, toronto, to, buddy. Big to yeah, i know all the lingo, 416. That is exactly where i am. Really . Yeah. I did a few major Motion Pictures that way. Im well aware. Oh, did you know that . You were a little kid. I was in toronto, any time a movie comes, especially a big one with big famous people in it. The whole city is aware of who is here, i was aware of your whereabouts the entire time you were here. I hope its not scary or unsettling. No, its awesome. I saw you at the mtv awards, it was sort of embarrassing for me because when i brought you out, i was giving you an award, which was nice. Much deserved, i was back with aubry plaza, we were going to introduce the award to you. This kid, noah centriono is before us and he is like a megasuper star, and the place was going so bazooties, and when we left, and he was supposed to come on, they were booing us. It was like, he is still in the building, why are you ruining everything . First of all, i was there, and i did not hear a Single Person boo at you, but listen im that here to support. My lie of a story. It was the only time we have met. Yeah, that was it, and you were, you were winning, which is great, and then of course, i just hear about Schitts Creek all the time. And you work with great people on it. You are up for like 15 emmys . Its a disgusting amount. And i feel shame about ultimate. But we are working through it. Its nice when those shows get recognition. Listen, canadians do not get this kind of recognition that often so im kind of soaking it in. You are up in toronto, so how do you do that . Are you going to stay up there . Yeah, we are hoping to do a little Backyard Barbecue or something in my parents house. And kind of invite whoever from the cast and crew is in town to come and celebrate and then i get we will all get dressed up for each other . Do you zoom it . Do they follow you with a drone . I dont even know how it works this year. I have no idea how its all going to come together. But, you know, we will see. At least we are going to have a good time. You may get a text that you won. You know who is in charge of this, jimmy kimmel, and this show is running like a disaster while im here. I would not expect miracles out there. It is a big job. I cant imagine figuring all of this out. So hopefully we will all have had a couple drinks and that will be that by the time the cameras get to us. And its you and your dad, who is great. And then, its Catherine Ohara . She is currently still in canada, so we are going to try and trap her here until the emmys. So at least she can come and celebrate. And then, you know, the rest of the cast and crew that are in town and, you dont you know, its surreal, the whole experience is surreal. It sounds like a rager, you cant lose, no matter what. You have known catherine for a while. Because sctv, i remember because im old, older, and another unbelievable show. And so, catherine was around when you were just a little pipsqueak, right . Well, yeah, i feel like the sctv family has always been around. They have always kind of been in my home and photographed, they are all still very close. We grew up with everybodys kids. And you know, catherine, i think was living in los angeles for most of the time that i was growing up in canada, so, in a way, i didnt actually get to be very close with her until this show, and its like, this full 180 and my dad still is sort of describing how trippy it was to watch me and my sister acting in scenes with catherine and the flash backs to him being our age, shooting with catherine. It was a whole, its still kind of a mind puzzle that my dad is trying to figure out. That is cool to have her around when you are a kid and eventually if you hang around with her a lot. Is canada cooler about the quarantine than l. A. , are they lax or tight about it . I dont want to divide any countries here, but i did come to canada, because it felt a little safer. I left los angeles where i believe theres 7 million cases of covid. Feels like it, yes. Something ridiculous. And yeah, people generally wear masks here, which is why i think the numbers are very, very, very low. Good. So its been nice. I went to a restaurant for the first time in six months. That was disorienting. Love it. I kind of like walked in like mr. Burns, like radioactive mr. Burns out of the woods and sat down in a table, and you have people asking if you want water and you, first time you have seen a waiter in six months. Everything is strange. Cutlery is strange, eating fresh food that was prepared for you is strange. But good. I quite prefer it. Well, i hope it gets that way down here, i would like to go eat again at some point. Its a nice pastime. Well, good luck with the emmys and good luck with coast elites coming on hbo, and thanks for talking to me, im sorry it was not jimmy, but it was still fun, right . Thanks, buddy. We will be back to visit, take care, bud. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedes benz. The best or nothing. Take the good, with the bad live the life you want to have send it off, with a bang whistling you know how these things start. You try wendys buy one get one for a dollar breakfast offer, love it and tell a friend. Then they tell a friend. And so on and so on and so on. So get to wendys and get some breakfast tonight, try pure zzzs all night. Unlike other sleep aids, our extended release melatonin helps you sleep longer. And longer. Zzzquil pure zzzs all night. Fall asleep. Stay asleep. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. David welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, im david spade. My shirt is doing a bit of a stamos. You know, i dont usually take fan photos with celebrities, but our next guest is the one i made an exception for. I was a fan of hers early, back when she had her baby teeth. Oh, look. Thats so cute. Actually, its rob sniders daughter, that was when she was four months old and i think rob said be her godfather. And so all i have done with those duties is hug her back stage at a sandler show. So, i didnt want to over do it, i may have under did it though. But, she is great. And one of her songs in the wrong, missy. Which i love. Her latest ep is called in isolation. Here with the song the let go, elle king. Cold as it was for a winters day the sun came out cause the sky was grey the wolves are back theyve come to play i thought i heard your father say go down to the tunnel where the devil wants ya out to the street where the people hunt ya it hurt more than it was supposed to i was waiting for the let go i swore i wouldnt til you said so i put the pieces back together so thank you or whatever nothing lasts forever man i guess so waiting for the let go waiting for the let go out of the grey into the woods i take my chances i know i should when the light comes listen closely follow my shadow to the old me mother of the moon tell me what to do it is scary it is new the tide is calling out for changes oh what an ocean of time that we wasted i was waiting for the let go i swore i wouldnt til you said so i put the pieces back together so thank you or whatever nothing lasts forever man i guess so waiting for the let go waiting for the let go i had to pay for all of your bad behavior but expensive lessons are always the best to know im not waiting for the let go dont need any of your say so i put the pieces back together so thank you or whatever nothing lasts forever man i guess so waiting for the let go waiting for the let go i was waiting for the let go i swore i wouldnt til you said so i put the pieces back together so thank you or whatever nothing lasts forever man i guess so waiting for the let go waiting for the let go. 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Nightline is next. Woo goodnight. Now from abc 7, live breaking news. Right away that breaking news, Supreme Court justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died. She was 87 years old and had been battling pancreatic cancer. She leaves behind two children and several grandchildren. She was preceded in death by her beloved husband, marty. She now leaves a vacancy just days before the term starts. Here with more on the justices legacy. Reporter she was just the second woman to serve on the u. S. Supreme court but her true legacy may be as the legal architect of the equal rights movement. She graduated top of her class at columbia law school. Her career began when sexual and Racial Discrimination was a fact of life. Not a law firm in the entire city of new york bid for my employment as a lawyer. Eventually she was hired by the American Civil Liberties union, challenging law that treated men and fferentl housing and government benefits. She was appointed to the high court by president clinton in 1993. In her pioneering work on behalf of the women in this country, she has compiled

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