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9 12 this morning the soon to be former president tweeted, stop the count i guess nobody listened because half an hour later he retweeted, stop the count why are they still counting . I tweeted stop. He also wrote, stop the fraud, which should have been a note to self. There was so much false propaganda coming out of twitterlers bunker. Any vote that came in after election day will not be counted. The planes going down and all he can do is keep hitting the call button to get the Flight Attendant to bring him another diet coke. By the way, a lot of ballots that come in from election day are from troops serving overseas. The irony of a draft dodger trying to negate those votes is more delicious than the 12 dunk cups of Honey Mustard he dipped his mcnuggets in today. Trumps lead in georgia and pennsylvania is smaller than these little boodles of baby carrots he calls hands. The race being so close in georgia was a big surprise. But pennsylvania, the reason joe biden is strong in pennsylvania, a state that voted republican last time, is because hes from there and they know him. The same reason trump lost new york. [ laughter ] the soon to be former president is said to be furious at fox news because they called arizona for biden on tuesday night. And that had to hurt when you realize that fox isnt really your friend. [ laughter ] i mean, that cuts deep. When an armed and angry trump mop descended on a ballotcounting center in phoenix last night, they had harsh words for the pinnacle of fairness and balance. Theyre chanting fox news sucks. The reason theyre chanting that is because fox news called arizona for biden yesterday. And a lot of people are angry about that. Jimmy how quickly they turn. Finally were finding some common ground, huh . [ laughter ] this tells you all you need to know. This was the rallying cry among Trump Supporters in arizona last night. Count the vote count the vote jimmy count the votes, count the votes. This is what the trumpers were chanting in detroit. Stop the count stop the count stop the count jimmy stop the count. Which is it . Heres a compromise. How about they count the votes and then they stop counting the votes . [ laughter ] like the old days. The bigly question now is will donald trump concede . Youd think he would concede. Hes the most conceited president weve ever had. [ laughter ] but he really cant. He wont. Because he cant. In fact, tonight, he emerged from wherever hes been hiding to take one more shot at choking democracy to death. Good evening. Id like to provide the American People with an update on our efforts to protect the integrity of our very important 2020 election. If you count the legal votes, i easily win. [ laughter ] jimmy well, thats a different type of concession speech. The only thing i wont bore you, or give him the pleasure of showing what he said tonight. But the only thing he didnt do was pull off his wig and reveal that hes been vlad putin all along. It was a litany of lies, threats. Just a despicable and incoherent attack on democracy and the United States. At the end of that speech, he should have been arrested. If they could have found handcuffs small enough to take him away, they would have. [ laughter ] but it isnt over. Trump has a plan to win the states back. Hes going to sue them. The Trump Campaign filed lawsuits in georgia, michigan, nevada, and pennsylvania. And you know hes serious because he sent his best lawyer, who was duped by borat into almost showing his penis on camera, to pennsylvania, to handle this. Rudy is on duty, and let the lawsuits begin. [ laughter ] i cant think of a more fitting end to this presidency than him suing america. We should be suing him is what should be happening. [ cheers and applause ] all the best people were on it, though. Theres this guy, he was fired from fox news, he was a contributor there. He wrote something horrible, they fired him. His name is harlan hill. And he tweeted, im going to philly tomorrow with a team, this is war. And id like you to take a look at the man whos just declared war. Look out, philadelphia. [ laughter ] this little rascal is coming. Its war. What is he going to do, give everyone at Lens Crafters a peanut allergy . [ laughter ] if the legal challenges dont work, trump will go to an even higher court acti, that of the almighty himself, the president s spiritual adviser, doing a bangup job, tv evangelical named paula white. I hear a sound of abundance of rain. I hear a sound of victory. I hear a sound of shouting and singing. I hear a sound of victory. I hear of abundance of rain. I hear a sound of victory. I hear a sound of an abundance of rain. I hear a sound of victory. The lord says it is done. The lord says it is done. Jimmy whos that guy pacing behind her . [ laughter ] anyway, well, lets play one more. Here we go. Where angels are being released right now, angels are being dispatched right now. [ speaking in a Foreign Language ] angels have been dispatched from africa right now, africa right now, africa right now, from africa right now, theyre coming here, theyre coming here. Jimmy what . What is going on . [ speaking in a Foreign Language ] you understand what im saying . Guillermo yeah. [ speaking in a Foreign Language ] jimmy sounds like somebody watched the lion king last night and got drunk. [ laughter ] a lot of republicans, this is crazy, 38 of republicans said they want trump to stay in politics. And his former chief of staff, mick mulvaney, said he expects trump to run again in 2024. Can you imagine if in 18 months he comes down that frigging escalator again . [ laughter ] biden should outlaw escalators just to make sure he doesnt. [ laughter ] the other big news item today, the other major story shaking up the markets and the world, really, is the Shocking Development on the bachelorette tonight. Its over. It is over. Clare really threw the show for a loop. If you havent been watching sadly i have, so let me catch you up. What happened in this episode tonight is trumplevel insane. So clare agrees to be the bachelorette, to be on the show. They line up 25 guys. Clare and the producers are all ready to go. But they have to postpone because of covid. So everyone goes home. She goes home. The guys go home. But since theyve already revealed who all the contestants are, clare starts looking them up on social media. She starts studying their instagrams and whatever. And she convinces herself that shes in love with one of them. Dale. Thats dale. Handsome guy, weekend vibes. Whats not to love . Clare gets herself all lathered up for dale. And then dale shows up. And hes like, oh, okay, uh so now its over. She makes it clear, like immediately, that she doesnt want to talk to any of the other guys, shes only interested in dale. So now the producers dont know what to do. They have love to pretend to find for like 13 episodes. So they put dale and clare in a room, they get them naked. While theyre in the room getting it on, Chris Harrison calls neil lane, we need a ring. So neil lane gives them the ring. Unbeknownst to claire or dale, this ring is coming. Then chris brings clare in and informs her that shes getting engaged. What do we do . The next step . Proposal. Oh my gosh. Thats where were headed. [ laughter ] jimmy thats where were headed . Who is we . Chris isnt headed anywhere. Chris is headed to the golf course. So then chris goes to dale, who at this point i think has only had one, yes, only one date with clare. The night before. But chris hands dale an Engagement Ring and tells him to use it. Clare is going to be waiting for you. And shes going to be waiting for a proposal. Jimmy and if you dont do it, were not going to validate your parking. [ laughter ] you willow the la 7,000. Dale, even though he had one date with this woman, gets down on his knee, asks her, will you marry me . Shes like, oh my god, i cant believe it, yes. She goes in and tells the other guys, youre all amazing but i have no interest in any of you. Then they truck in a new bachelorette. Gentlemen, your new bachelorette is on her way here right now. How are you feeling . Im very strong, im very confident, and i live my life. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy wow. This is going to be best season ever. The new bachelorette is not melania, it is tayshia. Tayshia will be with us later on tonight. This has been a problem for me because my wife has correctly picked the winner of the bachelorette and the bachelor eight out of the last ten times. Shes very good at it. She already picked dale for clare but now she has to pick another one and we dont know anything, really. Lets see if we can learn something. Lets go to Molly Mcnearney at the magic wall, molly . Hi. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, there you are. How are you doing . Jimmy what are you seeing on the wall . Well, this is going to be a nail biter. I want to draw your attention to texas. Lets zoom in on dallas. All right, that is in rockwell county. Ivan. And ivan is the first Aeronautical Engineer on the bachelorette, this is historic, because no one has ever had an education on this show before. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Now hes performing well, but as strong as he is, we have to remember, traditionally tayshia has picked suitors like these. Jpj. A total imbecile. But still, we have to be patient, you know . Ivan has all but a packed victory. Lets cross the country to california, l. A. County. Lets go to venice. California is typically blue, but this is ben, a very likeable army veteran from venice. Veterans perform well, even in traditionally blue areas. When you look at that right there, you can see why. His face. Jimmy youre saying people like his face . I do. [ laughter ] jimmy oh. All right. Well, lets check in with political analyst Guillermo Rodriguez over here in the whatever center. [ applause ] guillermo, based on what you saw there, what can you tell us about bens face . Guillermo it is very good. Jimmy uhhuh. Guillermo 80 , 87 of white women approve of his face. Jimmy how is he doing with women of other demographics . Guillermo very good. He has a very good face. Jimmy lets go back now to molly. [ cheers and applause ] molly, you heard what guillermo had to say. Yeah, that is very telling, the face. The face is an important part of the body, along with the chest, the buttocks, the legs, the perfect abs. Anything could happen. Now lets move up to canada. Jimmy okay. The next couple days will be critical in determining if tayshia wants to relocate to canada, to live with wildlife manager blake. Blake is from ontario. He was upset when clare said goodbye, but i think its an important bachelor to watch. Do not count him out. Were tracking blake closely. Jimmy tell us whats going on in new jersey. All right, come here to new jersey to camden county. This is zach c. , an addiction specialist. He could turn this competition on its head. Heres the important thing here. Ryan goslings lessattractive cousin is basically zac c. Women love that, particularly white women. His roses are going to be coming in at a steady rate. He is one to watch. Z. A. C. C. Has a number of paths to win but its important we be patient, remain calm, and wait for the ballots to come in. Jimmy there nor ballots to come in, you are really the only one who votes on this. Okay, great. Then i see a clear path for the army veteran. Im calling the race for ben. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Your projected winner. Ben is mollys projected winner of the bachelorette season 16b. Thank you for that, molly. And thank you for the sex last night, on a wednesday. Rare and appreciated. I am going to sue you. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy we have a good show tonight. The new new bachelorette tayshia is with us. We have music from jon pardoni and be right back with David Duchovny alexa, tell roomba to vacuum in front of the couch. Experience clean in a whole new way. Now roomba offers you personalized cleaning suggestions and vacuums exactly where you need it. By getting to know you and your home, roomba makes cleaning easier than ever before. So say goodbye to cleaning and hello to clean. Hey google, tell roomba to vacuum the dining room table. Roomba and the irobot home app. Only from irobot. Roomba and the irobot home app. Time to make your disappointing breakfast your exfast. Cause wendys has your new breakfast love with a freshcracked egg on every sandwich and crispy oven baked bacon. Youll be telling everybody about the new breakfast youre seeing at wendys. 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This is the deluxe edition. Music from jon pardi. You can see jon at the cma awards wednesday night here on abc. Tomorrow night hunnam and with the exception of scoobydoo, no one has spent more time investigating strange phenomenon. Please welcome David Duchovny. [ cheers and applause ] hi, david. How are you . Jimmy good to see you. Nice to see you. Jimmy where are you, david . I have to commend you on your dressing room, its my apartment, its wonderful. Its working out for me. I do miss the walk out to see you, shaking hands. But another time, maybe. Jimmy its a long walk yeah. Do you mind if we send other guests there . Are you accepting visitors . Sure, why not . As long as theyve been screened. Jimmy hows your election week going, david . Its been interesting. I released a song, kind of an antitrump protest song. Jimmy right. I think i turned maybe two or three votes. [ laughter ] happy about that. You know, im not surprised that trump is now out there trying to overturn the results of this election, because if you recall, in 2004 when he lost the emmy, same thing. [ laughter ] demanding recounts, saying propes is a loser, doesnt deserve it, hes a socialist, on and on. So this is par for the course. [ laughter ] jimmy i like that angle. How did you vote . By mail . Did you vote yourself . I voted illegally, by mail. I didnt know it was illegal. [ laughter ] pointed out by our expresident this afternoon. But my mother, who is 90 years old, immigrant from scotland, she voted for the first time. There she is, in the rain. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Theres your mom. Look at her. Jimmy ive never seen anyone happier to vote. [ laughter ] i know, i know. And shes from scotland. Jimmy uhhuh. Never really followed politics. But she does not like this president. And the fact that he is half scottish is a real thorn in her side. And she will be upset with me for bringing it up and reminding people. Jimmy oh, really. That trump is half scottish. Because most of scotland is really embarrassed of that as well. Jimmy is that true . Wow, i didnt know that. Yeah. Jimmy that particularly got in her craw. How long had she been in the United States . Shes been here since the late 50s. Jimmy oh, wow. So shes not voted this is the this is what motivated her to be part of the process . It really goes to show the extent to which trump can get out the vote. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, sure. She owes him a really, i mean i guess we should thank him for that. That is something else. Wow, she didnt vote for kennedy or reagan or obama or any of these, and now she decides to get out there . Yeah. Yeah, well, she was feeling it, you know . Jimmy scottish culture a thing in your house . Did you guys eat the food, play the bagpipes . Yeah, we ate the food. But mostly we got the discipline. Jimmy oh, really. Scottish discipline. Because basically, to be raised by a scottish mother, and i love my mom and she was a great, great schoolteacher, Lower East Side of manhattan, for many, many years. But the scottish philosophy is, whatever is happening to you, you cant complain, you cant say anything, unless well, she would say, if i was complaining about something, shes say, its right better than a translation, its better than a stone behind the ear. So if somebody isnt hitting you over the head with a brick, you probably shouldnt complain about it. [ laughter and applause. Jimmy thats good stuff. You said your mom was a teacher. Was she happy that you chose to do what you do, that you becamen actor for television and movies . The way you ask that question. Well, at first she was skeptical. Jimmy yeah. And nervous. The odds arent good in showbiz, you know. But i think shes come around. My father also was very kind of surprised. I was kind of going into academia. And my father actually went through a quadruple bypass in the late 80s. I went to visit him. I was doing twin peaks at the time. I played a crossdressing Drug Enforcement agent, one of my first roles. Jimmy right. I went to my dads hospital room, and he was unconscious. He had a yellow pad by his bed because he was intubated, couldnt speak. And hed written his desires or his wishes to the people helping him. Hed written, my feet are cold. Im thirsty. My son plays a transvestite on tv. [ laughter ] jimmy in that order, im guessing, yeah. What i call a found poem. Jimmy david, i read a story about you which is its not entirely about you, but its partly about you. And i know you know what story im talking about. Its a story about a paralympic athlete that you met and you found out about. Tell that story. If you dont mind. I know you seem like youre sick, but you wont complain about it because you dont want to get a rock to the head. [ laughter ] thats right, i dont complain, jimmy. Jimmy thats right. I just have a rock in my though the. Throat. I had read this article in the times about this paralympian who was in southern california, and he didnt have a place to train. And i had just moved into a house where id built this 25meter lap pool, which is odd, because i hated being on the swim team when i was a kid and would do anything to not go swimming. Then to kind of torture myself as an adult, i built myself a lap pool. Im the only one that uses it, really. And i just said to my manager to reach out to this guy and let him know that ive got a pool if he wants to train. So she did. When she contacted him, he said, oh, i know david. I know david. I met him at the malibu triathlon in the late 1990s. And i thought back. And i remembered that when id finished my first triathlon in malibu, which is a short one, you can imagine the malibu triathlon, it ends with brunch, right . [ laughter ] i was proud of myself, i was kind of walking around, i finished a triathlon. Im an actor and i finished a triathlon. This kid walked up to me with blades for legs. A little 12yearold kid. He looks at me and he goes, you want my autograph . And i was like, yeah, sure. He goes, you want a picture with me . Yeah, come on, bring it on. [ applause ] jimmy and thats him. It turns out, you know, 20 years later, that its the same guy that i saw in the paper. I didnt recognize him because hes a man now. But we met way back when, when he was 12. Now hes swimming at my pool. Jimmy as he qualified for the u. S. Paralympic team . I dont know if he will. Hes older, 31. Hes been in three olympics. Hes got lots of medals. Gold, silver, bronze, everything. Hes quite an accomplished olympian. Because of the covid delay in the olympics, he decided not to retire. So hes trying to make the team. Jimmy wow. Will you go see him . If he invites me. If he invites me, i would go. Jimmy i hope hed invite you, hes been in your pool for a year. 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And its these four young witches in high school, and i am a new figure in their lives. And im i guess im a stepfather figure. And i have my own agenda, lets say. And you know thats about all. Jimmy about all you can say. One of the witches is played by gideon adlon, parr of pamela adlon, your costar in californication, which is a very, very dirty show. Shes now in the movie with you. Thats funny. Jimmy would she come to the set of that show when she was little . Gideon . Yeah. I knew gideon when she was a tiny little girl. Pam is a great friend. Pam would have gideon call me auntie deedee. Jimmy why . Well, because my name is David Duchovny. D. D. , auntie . I dont know why, next time you have pam on, ask her why im auntie d. D. Jimmy i have a feeling the answer is because its funny. Exactly. Jimmy does she still call you auntie d. D. . Yes, on set, every time is shed see me, auntie d. D. jimmy thats weird. Its funny because gary shanling, our great friend, he wanted my kids to call him aunt gary. So it was kind of a theme in my life. So my kids caligiuri aunt gary. Jimmy aunt gary is the best. Theres no better name than aunt gary. Thats as good as it gets. Hey, david, last time you were here, we were talking about the bachelor. Have you been watching the bachelorette . Watched a couple. Jimmy big things are happening, very big things. Yeah, i saw that. I saw that. I guess theyre working fast this year, like a spedup version of it. Jimmy i think our Attention Span is getting shorter or something. Yeah. Jimmy yes. So youre aware of what happened with claire. She found love. Then she left. Yeah. Im aware. [ laughter ] what do you think of that, jimmy, how do you feel . Jimmy well, on one hand, its the only maybe honest reaction weve ever had on the show. I mean, it doesnt make sense if you know which guy you like to go through and, you know, mow your way through all the rest of the guys. But on the other hand, we got a show to do. Yeah. Yeah. I wish i could tell you. You know, you need a reality tv star to figure this out. I think i know one is going to come available pretty soon. [ laughter ] jimmy 76 days. One more thing i want to ask. Because ive been obsessed with, you know i love the xfiles. And you on it. Do people now, when theres a story like weve seen recently the last year thats barely made a blip, that the government acknowledges that there are objects out there that they cannot identify, are you informed of this . Is there any official connection to you . And how do you react to this stuff . Oh, like is this a hotline . Jimmy yes, a hotline, yes. No, theres not a hotline. Jimmy theres not a hotline . Yeah, no, i keep myself out of it on purpose. So what will happen is, if im walking down the street in new york and theres, you know, those video guys, theyll fall in line with me as im walking, hey, what do you think about that ufo thing, that alien thing . 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So you got the call when . How long ago did they Say Something happened and we need you . To be honest with you, every day blurs because of quarantine. Am i right . Every day is the same day. So i dont know when that was, but it was during sometime in the summer. Jimmy interesting that you would be evase out of that question, the simplest of all. [ laughter ] so did they tell you what happened . Did they tell you why they needed you to step in . No. Jimmy oh. Honestly, i got the phone call, and it was more so just like, hey, youre the girl. And im like, i got you. And i was there. Jimmy so you didnt know that something had gone awry . I mean, to be honest, i think everything was just kind of moving very quickly. No, they didnt share that news with me. Jimmy interesting. So unlike every other bachelorette, you had to keep it secret . Of course. I mean, well of course, except with the exception of telling me mom, which as soon as i got the phone call i said, i have to do three things. Run a mile, bah i ate two doughnuts. Scream into a pillow, because what the hell just happened . Number three, i have to call my mom and thats exactly what i did. Jimmy is your mother trustworthy . Very much so. Jimmy most mothers arent. Most mothers cannot hold a secret like that. My mom has learned, this is not her first rodeo. When i say, keep a secret, shes kind of learned to keep a secret. Jimmy did she learn the hard way . Absolutely. Jimmy oh, she did. Plus my dad. Jimmy i see, okay, all right. What do you do . Is it like being deployed to afghanistan . You have to do what . How quickly do you have to get there . Honestly if it was up to them, within an hour or two. But i was like, no, i havent put on makeup in three months, i need to go to cvs, im going to be kissing boys, i need a toothbrush, mouthwash. I left within 48 hours or so. Jimmy you went, then you were quarantined in the hotel . Yeah. Jimmy for how long . Honestly too long. Jimmy you keep saying honestly, which makes me think youre lying at every answer to every question. [ laughter ] jimmy, im talking to you right now. Its a stressful situation. Jimmy i feel like youre hiding something from me. Im going to tell you, honestly, we went into this interview [ laughter ] i didnt think youd be hiding anything. Now i dont know whats going on with you. I promise you, i promise you. Jimmy is there a man in that room with you right now . Oh, shoot. Duck, everybody, duck no, theres nobody in here. Jimmy so youre in the resort, youre quarantined. Are the other guys there quarantined as well . The bachelors . The contestants . Yeah. Everyones pretty secluded. They werent quarantined near me. But yeah, we were all quarantined. Jimmy so youre in the same hotel with all these guys but youre not allowed to see any of them . Absolutely. Honestly, when the bachelorette calls, they literally i said honestly. [ laughter ] jimmy you did, yeah. Youre very honest. I am. But its like the secret service or Something Like that. Everything is very stealthy. They have walkies. Shes walking down the hallway. Nobody sees anybody, you know what i mean . Jimmy i used to live near that hotel, its not that big. It would be hard to not run into just going to get something to eat. Did you have to eat every meal in your hotel room . Yeah, room service, baby. Jimmy really . Oh, wow this sounds absolutely terrible, i have to say. The hotel room you were in, was that the room claire was in, the el president e . I did move into el president e, yes. Jimmy which is the room in which claire and dale made sweet love. You know what, when i saw that i was like, oh, god. Good thing i samed the place. We got good juju in there, everything was good to go. Jimmy are you saying something bad happened with clare and dale, are you saying their relationship did not work out . Oh, youre funny. No i did not say any of that. Jimmy honestly . [ laughter ] honestly. Jimmy okay. Now im never going to say honestly, i need to cut it out of my vocabulary. Jimmy did clare tell you anything . Did she say to you, watch out for this guy, this guys no good, et cetera . No, unfortunately, we didnt speak. Jimmy oh. She had just gotten engaged, there was a lot going on. Jimmy right. She could have thrown me a bone and warned me about a guy or two jimmy which guys did you need to be warned about . I mean i almost said just tune in and watch, okay . Jimmy there were some you would have liked to have had a headsup on . Yeah. Jimmy okay, all right. Okay, now is the part of the show where i ask you and i predict actually my wife predicts this who you picked. And here we go. Lets put them up on the screen. My wife has narrowed it down to these four men. Ivan, ben, blake, zac c. Is the person you chose in this group . I dont know. Youre going to have to see. Jimmy okay, were going to narrow it down to the person that my wife believes you chose, ben. Ben, who was very nice to claire at the end. Did you watch the end of the claire episode . I did, of course. Jimmy you did. You thought ben was nice . Ben is very nice. Jimmy oh, you didnt pick him. Oh, boy. [ laughter ] no god. I didnt say any of that. Jimmy you didnt have to. [ laughter ] we may have to revise this pick, molly were going to work on this. Probably should. Jimmy well, okay, interesting. Very interesting. All right. Well, i think weve learned a lot from this interview. No. Jimmy i didnt anticipate we would learn anything. We will be analyzing it, and we will reveal all. Were going to have a special reveal all episode tomorrow night. I cant wait. Jimmy tayshia, congratulations. I think, i dont know, either congratulations or sorry it didnt work out. Either way, the bachelorette airs tuesday nights here on abc. Thank you for being with us. Well be right back with jon pardy dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. 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Were waiting for the outcome because we hope we can get someone in office who will handle things better. Unemployment rate went down, so i thought four more years of the president is what id like to see. Three swing states. Hundreds of thousands of vital votes. This is about bringing back dignity to our democracy. And i know that we can do better than donald trump. He doesnt win, this will be the turning point for this country to start going downhill pretty fast. The president on the attack. Outrageously claiming the whole election is a fraud. If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us. His challenger seeing a path forward. Democracys sometimes messy. It sometimes requires a little patience as well