Just yesterday morning breitbart announced you were gone down in the book put an end to you thought you were besties but i guess i was wrong shouldnt have dissed trumps ass in those interviews ive seen fire and ive seen fury seen white house staff who will have to face a jury ive seen him drink a cup of water with tiny hands while hes lyin in bed watching fox friends [ cheers and applause ] down in haiti don junior for disrupting his plans called him unpatriotic and treasonous trump heard about that and bannon got canned cause trumps like a really smart, stable genius oh ive seen fire and ive seen fury ive seen so many tweets that my eyes are blurry even his own wife and kids thought you would lose now hes throwing a damn award show for fake news [ cheers and applause ] hes been going to bed at 6 00 p. M. Up at 3 00 a. M. To tweet lord knows when hes on his phone he can throw a fit you know hes had a light snack six big macs while hes watching three tvs hes turned the white house into a total [ bleep ]hole [ cheers and applause ] oh ive seen fire and ive seen fury i just wish Robert Mueller would frickin hurry this time ill be the one who calls putin because in 2020 oprah oprahs gonna win [ cheers and applause ] but i told oprah this time again theres an election coming her way in three more years vote for oprah vote for oprah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests lily tomlin and jane fonda, cole sprouse, musical guest walk the moon, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 802, vermont steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause ] wow that is a beautiful, beautiful crowd. Welcome, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] youre watching the right show youre here. You made it. Thank you for being here, everybody. Well, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty crazy. On saturday, officials in hawaii mistakenly sent out an alert that said a missile was headed toward the island. And trump didnt comment until the next day. [ light laughter ] thats classic trump right there. I mean, the first time there actually is fake news, hes nowhere to be found. [ laughter and applause ] its like, this is your thing this is your weve been working on this thats your thing its your cue actually, trump was pretty worried when he heard hawaii might be in danger. He said, oh, my god, is moana okay . [ laughter and applause ] i read that the worker who sent the alert has been reassigned. Yep. Hes now in charge of monitoring all active volcanos. [ laughter ] so it should be this ones gonna go the other big story is that trumps still facing backlash for his comments about haiti and africa. But now theres debate about whether he used the word shole or shouse. [ light laughter ] in the meantime, trump referred all questions on the matter to the white hole. I mean, house the white house. [ laughter ] the white house. [ applause ] sorry. You guys see this on saturday . The word shole was projected on to trumps d. C. Hotel. It got even worse when motel 6 sued them for copy write infringement. [ laughter ] you go, hey, come on. Thats not funny steve thats our thing jimmy youve taken it too far now but former White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci defended trump saying, at the end of the day, hes not a racist. And he said, during the day, its a different story. [ laughter ] but at the end not at the end, no. When hes awake, totally. Another scandal here. It that came out that trump allegedly had a sexual encounter with adult film star Stormy Daniels in 2006. And get this, she says that he chased her around his hotel room in his tightywhities. [ audience groans ] [ light laughter ] which is interesting, because Tighty Whitey is mike pences secret service code name. [ laughter and applause ] Tighty Whitey has landed. Hes walking into the east wing right now. Hello, mr. Vice president. I heard about a new app that everyone has been using called google arts and culture. You hear about this . Lets you upload a photo of yourself and then it finds a a famous painting that looks like you. [ audience ohs ] for example, if you put this photo of me into the app, you get this painting of a young [ laughter and applause ] looks like chris martin from coldplay, doesnt it . [ laughter ] might be the new cold play album. Steve yeah. Jimmy well, some pretty notable people have been trying it out lately. Take a look at some of the results here. For instance, you put Jeff Sessions into the app, you get this painting of a keebler elf. Steve wow really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i the site steve thats what google thats what theyre saying. Jimmy i didnt i didnt design it. Steve you didnt say it. Jimmy i didnt design the site. Steve no. Jimmy if you put Mitch Mcconnell into the app [ light laughter ] you get this dali painting. Steve oh, my god [ laughter and applause ] jimmy if you put steve bannon into the app, you get the painting of the mucinex guy. [ laughter ] steve oh. Jimmy i didnt know that was a painting steve i didnt know it was a painting jimmy finally, if you put this photo of trump into the app, you get the scream. That ones pretty accurate. [ laughter and applause ] that one i see. That one i get. Hey, this is pretty cool. Saudi arabia just lifted its 35year cinema ban. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. And the first film they screened was the emoji movie. [ light laughter ] and then when the emoji movie ended, they decided to ban movies again. [ laughter and applause ] youve got to try it. And finally, you guys, i saw that the clothing company, topshop, is selling pants that say fake news. I think we already have fake news pants, theyre called spanx. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, you guys. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody it is monday. Happy Martin Luther king jr. Day, everybody. Were very excited to be back. We have a huge week of shows coming up. Chris hemsworth will be here. Steve oh [ cheers ] Jimmy Jessica chastain. [ cheers and applause ] ricky martin will be dropping in steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy plus, were going to have performances from French Montana and franz ferdinand. [ cheers and applause ] those are good shows. But first, we have an amazing show tonight. From the very funny netflix series, grace and frankie, the legendary lily tomlin and jane fonda are here. [ cheers and applause ] grace and frankie im so excited. And from the hit show riverdale, cole sprouse is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] jughead steve cmon jimmy might want some scoop might want some scoop, maybe, on riverdale. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, i want to know a little, some stuff i have unanswered questions. Steve mm. Jimmy i know, you want no spoilers. But you do want a little spoiler. Right . Steve just a little spoiler. Jimmy cole, work on a a Little Something. Hes back there watching. He can work on he can give us a Little Something. Steve just a taste. Jimmy thats all. Steve just to wet your beak. Jimmy cole and i are going to be facing off against lily and jane in a game of password. Headtohead. [ cheers and applause ] me and cole versus lily and jane actually, we found this thing that is actually real. Jane fonda actually played password in 1963, when it was on the show. This is real. Look at that. Thats jane fonda. [ applause ] isnt that fun . So, were going to play it again. And i dont know if she won or lost. But, you know, im very competitive. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy well see what happens and we have great music from walk the moon [ cheers and applause ] thats a great album cover right there. Its gonna be great. Stick around well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] this is jim. Hes hyperventilating after opening his verizon bill. Hey, whos that . Thats. That switched to sprint and saved 50 . Plus i got a new Samsung Phone for 50 off. vo get the best price for unlimited. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. [ [ beep ] by simon and garfunkel ] the volkswagen atlas. With available pedestrian monitoring. Lifes as big as you make it. Of being there for my sons winning shot. That was it for me. Thats why im quitting with nicorette. Only nicorette mini has a patented fast dissolving formula. It starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. Every great why needs a great how. [cheers and applause ] steve welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Its time to play password. [ cheers and applause ] steve now, our first team tonight he plays jughead on riverdale and hes the host of the tonight show. Its cole sprouse and jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] steve and their opponents are the stars of grace and frankie. Its lily tomlin and jane fonda [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Steve the rules of the game are very simple. I will give each of you a a password. Jimmy uhhuh. Steve then youre gonna give your oneword clue to get your partner to guess the password. Jimmy gotcha. Steve the team with the most points after four words jimmy wins the game. Steve yes. Jimmy wow. [ light laughter ] steve any questions . Jimmy well steve all right, great. First clue [ laughter ] goes to cole and jane. Jimmy all right, here you go. The password is squeak. Jimmy jane, you can look at the password [ light laughter ] steve cole, why dont you start us out . Jimmy all right, we can do this buddy. Jimmy i want to be legit. Okay, okay. All right. Jimmy you gimme one word and i got it. I can feel the vibe already, man. Mouse. Oh, thats what i was gonna say. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, so oneword is the password. Mouse. [ laughter ] jimmy squeak. [ cheers and applause ] yeah yeah jimmy yes yes [ cheers and applause ] steve gosh. All right, the next clue goes to jimmy and lily, now you got a different word. Jimmy me and you. The password is yuck. [ light laughter ] steve lily, youre up first. Im trying to dont pay any attention to my bandages. Just focus on, you know, what youre trying to do. Well, i dont know if i can do that. Its hard for you to focus. [ laughter ] im kind of im kind of obsessed with looking at that bandage. [ laughter ] jimmy youve got to move past it, lily. Okay. Jimmy and get to the game. [ laughter ] okay. We can do this. [ light laughter ] team. No, does it [ laughter ] jimmy no, that wasnt the guess. That wasnt the its the oneword [ laughter ] steve shell give a a oneword clue. Jimmy but that would have been the right answer, if he asked one word, one word. Team . What, you said we could this. So i thought [ laughter ] okay, wait. Okay, heres the thing. Can i can i say it sounds like . Steve no. Jimmy no. Steve no. [ laughter ] dont think of anything that rhymes with this word. No. [ laughter ] its a jimmy please dont in fact, on television, you cant say yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i gotcha. Steve oh. Ick [ laughter ] that was a fullbody experience. Jimmy i know, that was amazing. Shes a good actor. I thought you said i cant do that. Jimmy i know, but she just did it, i dont know. I should have done that to camera. [ bleep ] [ laughter ] jimmy you cant say what is going on . [ cheers and applause ] a quarter in the jar. A quarter in the jar. [ laughter ] steve all right. That was inco that was incorrect. [ laughter ] am i shocked. Ick. You said the word jimmy i said what you just said, kind of. [ laughter ] you said, iiick and i said ick. Oh, youre saying the word [ laughter ] jimmy lily, thats a hint and youre giving the wrong hint im not saying the word. Im saying [ laughter ] you lose a point. Jimmy yeah, i lost a point. You lost a point. Jimmy the word is the word. Im carrying this team right now. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy it was yuck. You dont say [ laughter ] steve i think cole knew it. Cole knew it and hes being sarcastic. Cole okay. All right. Steve jane, next clues for you. Oh, my gosh. The password is lollipop. Jimmy give them points for okay. Jimmy ooh, this is good. [ laughter ] steve oh, my god its a family show [ laughter and applause ] well you youve given me candy on a stick youve give me so many choices. [ laughter ] do you know what i said . She has a hard of hearing. [ laughter ] i dont. Candy. Steve candy. Candy, the clue is, she said, is candy. Jimmy and the clue is candy. Candy. [ laughter ] jimmy jane . Pushup . [ laughter ] steve oh, no. No, i couldnt i couldnt guess anything do i need to say anything here . I thought id try something. Steve yes, you do. Yeah, i think we got this, right . Oh, no yeah, they do. Jimmy well they just said candy. All right, and now, what do you say . Cane. [ laughter ] its my turn now weve already had this erotic experience. Its my turn. [ laughter ] jimmy are you going to say cane . I wish. Jimmy no. Huhuh. Jimmy okay. All right, here you go, your oneword clue is . Sucker. Oh [ laughter ] lollipop. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] okay. Wow. Thats an allday one. I thought that he was guessing it instead how does lollipop go with sticking your finger [ laughter ] steve it depends on what neighborhood youre in. Lily jimmy hey higgins, higgins steve jimmy. The password is sting. Steve okay, this is our final clue. Jimmy, why dont you start us off . Clean. [ laughter ] [ imitating buzzing ] [ laughter ] [ imitating buzzing ] youre looking rather bewildered. Bee . Steve no. No. Jimmy lily, you give now your clue, same word. Look at me. [ laughter ] jimmy no, look at me the game is much harder when you look at me. I like it ouch [ laughter ] mosquito. No [ laughter ] jimmy this is fantastic. All right. I feel like weve got this. Ready . Mmhmm. Jimmy you have [ imitating buzzing ] youve got ouch. Sting. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] steve oh [ cheers ] jimmy so funny. So sorry. Jimmy thats unbelievable. So sorry. Jimmy the winners right there, me and cole sprouse [ cheers and applause ] were talking with lily tomlin and jane fonda after the break. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guests tonight are two entertainment legends who star in the emmynominated netflix comedy, grace and frankie, which returns for its Fourth Season this friday. Everyone please welcome lily tomlin and jane fonda [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy perfect. [ laughter ] oh, just perfect. Oh, my gosh. Thank you for being here. Thank you for coming on the show. Thank you for playing that. Jane, what is going on . What happened to your i had a Little Cancer removed and i thought it was going to heal before i came on the show. I wanted to look good, but anyway, never mind. Jimmy you still look good. Its fine [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you still look good. Im glad you caught it, and speedy recovery. If i lean can you see . Because i dont like to lean back like that. Jimmy you dont like to lean back . You dont want to see jimmy, your host . Not right now. [ laughter ] jimmy jane, you were looking at me during the whole game. It was fantastic. I hate to lose. I could hardly get her attention. Jimmy i know, exactly. I loved it. How long did you 9 to 5, was that the first time you guys worked together . Yeah. Jimmy yeah. And it was that easy i heard you passed on that, or did not want to do it . I produced it, and it took me a year to convince her and dolly to do it. Jimmy really . And then even after she did it, after a few days, she wanted to quit. [ laughter ] jimmy lily you are tough not the sharpest knife in the drawer. [ laughter ] jimmy you did not want to do it . Well, her comedy chops were, at that time, particularly questionable. [ laughter ] jimmy unbelievable. [ laughter ] and i thought, you know, the weight of the comedy will be on my shoulders. Jimmy oh, youll be doing all the heavy lifting. And you didnt think you could hack it. No, i you know, i cant lean back like this. Well, maybe thats a good view on the camera. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you want a pillow . Yeah. Id like a pillow behind my back. Jimmy you want something . I dont know if i what i have give me that coffee cup. [ light laughter ] jimmy do we have a pillow . Ill put my arm around you. Jimmy yeah, lets get a a pillow. That would be great. We always have pillows just in case people want to stay over. There you go. [ laughter ] here, check this out. I dont need it. Jimmy now i feel like im at like a now i feel like im at a a mattress place. All right, jane you dont want it . I have a microphone back there thats i do, too, but i put mine in my bustier. Stop complaining. Were lucky to be here. We are lucky. [ laughter ] jimmy no, you arent are you kidding me . Stop it. Now, that is ridiculous. You know that we are lucky to have you here. I want to talk about grace and frankie i could watch when i see the show first of all, is it Marta Kauffman who does the yes. Jimmy from friends. Yes, yes. Jimmy who produced friends. You just got great chemistry. Its super quick. Its super fun. And now its back for season four. Yeah. Jimmy but last time i saw you guys, you were in a hot air balloon in grace and frankie. Right. Jimmy and you were just saying uh, frankie was about to leave. Yeah. Jimmy youre about to go off to and so she goes to santa fe, and while shes gone, i become friends with lisa kudrows character. Jimmy oh, and she comes on this season. She comes on this season. Oh, i could just punch her. Jimmy yeah. And then frankie comes back, and shes pretty upset and jealous. Im so glad. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, it is just a a runaway hit. I mean, did you guys are you surprised . Are you just is it just fun for you . No, no. Were terribly grateful. Were surprised. [ laughter ] jimmy no. We are surprised. I said no. You know whats a surprise, is how many young people like it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we do. We love it. Its just its just funny. Funnys funny. Yeah. Jimmy i mean, was it not for young people . Or i guess no, not really. I didnt expect young people would i think they like the idea that maybe their parents would use vibrators and things like that. [ laughter ] but a lot of jimmy i was going to ask that question. Then you skipped right [ laughter ] they see it i mean, a a couple of youngsters have said to me they watch it regularly with their grandmother. And when the whole vibrator thing came up, you know, it was it was jimmy interesting conversation. Yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy made for a great thanksgiving. And [ laughter ] exactly. Jimmy this is a thing i heard, and i dont know if this is true. Lily tomlin, you said you take credit for the jane fonda workout tapes. [ laughter ] i dont take jimmy let me i i everyone owned those tapes. I owned those tapes. Hello and [ laughter ] [ cheers ] lily has all the hes got his facts mixed up. Jimmy no, did you but you had something, a Little Something no, i had teased her about it, because i read that she had invented, or created the workout tapes when she was offered the part in plaza suite or california suite. California suite, get the name right. [ laughter ] im sorry. Well, after california suite worked, then they moved it to new york. And she had to wear a bikini so she started the workout, see. And then i told her it was a a crushing blow, but i told her that i had been offered the part first. [ laughter ] jimmy so had you not turned it down so i wanted 20 of the workout tapes. Jimmy i mean, im glad this is coming out now, because a a lot of great lawyers watch our show. And they can get involved. [ light laughter ] somebody bob shapiro will call me. Jimmy he will call you right now. Get a piece of this, yeah. Do you know, are those available now . Are those out now . I was going to ask you this. Well, in dvd form. I redid them in dvd. Jimmy put them on netflix or something, because people have got to see these things, because theyre just they work. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. Jimmy some of these they just stop working, but they work. First thing you have to have your hips redone, but [ laughter ] dont touch me jimmy what is happening in season four of grace and frankie . Guys, no fi ill have to separate you guys. Now what is happening, season four . My character really comes to life. [ laughter ] im getting nervous. No, you dont, no. Its my turn. No. I well, you know. The house falls apart. Jimmy yeah. My body falls apart. And my fear is oh, and then my boyfriend is a lot younger than me. Peter gallagher. And so im constantly kind of putting him to the test. And my fear is, actually, that our children are going to put us into a retirement home, which they do. Jimmy yeah, well we cant and then what happens tell him what happens to you. Oh. Well, the im not sure what youre talking about. [ laughter ] she no, she becomes legally dead. Oh, yeah. I yes, i [ laughter ] through a bureaucratic snafu. Dead, nonetheless [ light laughter ] dead jimmy either way, it counts. Dead, i couldnt get anything. I couldnt get, like, my popcorn ball of the month. I couldnt get my i couldnt use my coupons at red lobster. Jimmy yeah, red lobster. Tail. [ laughter ] and i grace does something thats unusual. I get arrested for drunk driving on a scooter in a a walmart. Jimmy thats what im talking about. I think that should be legal. I think that should be legal. [ applause ] i want to show a clip. You guys are fantastic, and i love you. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Here is lily tomlin and jane fonda in the new season of grace and frankie. Take a look. Youre not done yet. So, did you sign up for that dating site i signed you up for . Yes and oddly enough, i didnt find the love of my life on hippieroundup. Com. Youve got to open up your mind, grace. Old hippies are the best lovers. Well, sauls an old hippie. He was always a very giving lover. If a bit distracted. Like the time he called me robert. [ laughter ] did robert ever call you no did he ever say, thats all, but what he was really saying was, thats saul . There was no talking. No, it was all a very silent, separate experience. Which is why you need an old hippie. They bring the ruckus every night. Well, my ruckus is just fine, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy bring the ruckus lily tomlin and jane fonda, everybody the new season of grace and frankie returns to netflix this friday. Well be right back with cole sprouse. [ cheers and applause ] depression is a tangle of multiple symptoms that can make you sad, feel tired, and have difficulty concentrating. Trintellix is a Prescription Medication for depression. It may help you take a step forward in improving your depression. 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Stay at a Disneyland Resort hotel, and you can save up to 25 on select rooms. So nows the time to get more happy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest stars as jughead jones on the hit show riverdale which returns wednesday night. Oh, yeah. This wednesday. [ cheers and applause ] at 8 00 p. M. On the cw. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome cole sprouse [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good to see you, bud. Its great to see you. Jimmy thank you for being here and thanks for being my partner on that game. We crushed. We had we had the connection. Still . Jimmy yeah, and i still feel it, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i think its there. But i think youve been coming on the tonight show for almost 20 years. Do you believe that . I do. Jimmy yeah, you were i lived it, yeah. Jimmy yeah, you were [ laughter ] that was you. Yeah. Jimmy well, this is you and your brother, dylan sprouse, on the tonight show with jay leno. [ audience aws ] i cant even tell which one is me. Jimmy thats you. [ laughter ] thats yeah, yeah. Jimmy thats you right there, yeah. Uhhuh. Jimmy look at this little guy. [ audience aws ] what do you remember about that . Anything . Uh nothing. Jimmy no, nothing . [ laughter ] not like i remember my brother and you can see by by his posture, he was talking the whole time and i was actually sitting the same way i am right now. [ laughter ] jimmy you really are just sitting just like that. Now that i realize it. Jimmy thats how you sit, yeah, amazing. But you look, jays holding a picture. You drew a picture of jay leno. Yes. Jimmy and gave it jay. [ laughter ] which i we had a zoomin of that which is kind of [ laughter ] well jimmy its just interesting [ laughter and applause ] i mean, you were young. I jimmy you were young and well, in keeping with tradition, i actually drew you one tonight, as well. [ light laughter ] jimmy you drew a picture of me i did. I wanted to make sure that we we kept this in line and jimmy well, this is a a tradition. I mean, its been a little while so jimmy yeah, its been almost 20 years later. Id love to see it. A little bit better. Jimmy thank you, buddy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there it is, right there. Fantastic. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] not bad. I mean, youve gotten better. I can definitely see [ laughter ] the improvement. Its just amazing. I love it. You dont like it . Jimmy i will cherish this. Are you kidding me . Im going to hang this on my fridge. Do you like it . [ light laughter ] jimmy im going to hang it on my fridge. [ laughter ] thanks. Jimmy uh i love that, pal. Thank you for doing that. I also want to thank you it took a lot of work. Jimmy for doing. I want to thank you for doing this thing youre doing on instagram. Do you know what im talking about . Camera duels. Yes. Jimmy camera duels. Now heres the idea of this, and this is why i think its very funny. Now and then you go out and people recognize you, and they try to sneak photos of you. And they, like, put their phone up and they sneak, and they act like you cant see what theyre doing. Yeah. Jimmy you beat them to the punch. You take a picture of them taking a picture of you. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy and post that photo on instagram. Yes. Jimmy and its its a real process of shaming. [ laughter ] jimmy no, its i think its just heres one girl, shes like, well, im just not im like what am i doing . [ laughter ] what am i doing . Jimmy im not doing you were much kinder than me. You blurred out the face. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, i did, yeah. We had to blur out the face here. Right. Jimmy but then, heres a a girl on the airplane, and youre just like, nah, what, im just checking my email on, like [ laughter ] thats pretty blatant right there. It blends in with her shirt, too. Jimmy oh, yeah, the phone itself is almost camouflaged. And then heres a picture of this kj apa. Is kj napping . Um no, thats just his normal state of being. [ laughter ] jimmy you had to paint his eyes. Meditative yeah. Jimmy during the show. Right. Jimmy well i love that girl right there, back there. But now so camera duels right. Jimmy if you want to see, theyre very funny, but now its kind of backfired on you. Well, yeah, i mean, it starts as any other small art project through, like, rage and annoyance. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yes. And existential dread. Jimmy yeah. And i i never i never imagined that when i started doing this and stated making it game it would, one, be a small therapy for this situation that happens all the time. But it would also inspire everyone to start doing it. [ laughter ] which is problematic. And when were in school it was just a nightmare. So now people are trying to fight to actually get on the instagram which is completely jimmy they actually want to be on camera duels . Completely backfired for me. [ laughter ] jimmy so now they actually do a whole theyre like, um, dont catch. Dont catch me. Right. [ laughter ] theyre like, can you see me . [ laughter ] jimmy i cant believe you got me. Im totally whoops. Jimmy i just had a a blowout, i cant believe it. Oh right. [ laughter ] jimmy can we talk about riverdale and maybe give us a a spoiler or something fun . Sure. Jimmy you dont have to, but maybe just sneakin and so we wont even get it now, but then right. Jimmy when you come back months from now yeah, i die. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, all right, all right. Thats a good hint, okay. Yeah. Jimmy but [ laughter ] season two happens, right . And im all excited about season two. And man, oh, man, it gets scary. Its frightening. It frightens me. [ light laughter ] hard the first scene do you want me to comfort you . Is this is why youre [ laughter ] jimmy i can at least feel my whats going on and analyze it and tell me whats up. But you the first season, i go, oh, theres a murder. Some kids were killed, and who shot these this boy . Who shot this boy . [ laughter ] jimmy you have a a southern who shot this boy . Who shot this boy . Jimmy and you cant and ive said this before, i think you have the best cast on tv right now. Thats great. Jimmy on riverdale you guys are unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] every Single Person on the show is fantastic. And you work so well together. Oh, yeah. Jimmy and its really, really fun. So then season two happens. Season two. Season two, im riding a a motorcycle and wielding a a switch blade, which is something my little quivering disney self never thought would happen. [ laughter ] if im being quite honest about it. Jimmy this little guy has a a switch blade and a a motorcycle. A switch blade and a a motorcycle. [ laughter ] jimmy that is the greatest. Right. Jimmy no, you really are. I mean, youre yeah. Jimmy youre in youre in the gang now. Im in the gang. Jimmy its like youre in a new high school. Uhhuh. Jimmy but now you have a its the midseason that premieres wednesday night. Mmhmm. Jimmy what can people expect, or what should they do . Should they binge watch what they havent seen or get ready, or can they just kick off . Catch up. Well, the first half of the season has been us preparing for this impending impossible riot. And that much of jugheads narrative was him being positioned on either side of this and trying to mediate this. So the second half of the season is me in a Leather Jacket with a comb on a a motorcycle. Jimmy yeah. One foot on either side of this impending war. Jimmy wow thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show everyone a clip. Here is cole sprouse in the midseason premiere of riverdale. Its on wednesday. Take a look at this. Weatherbee has been disrespecting the serpents, hes been targeting us. He told us to take off our skins. You mean your jackets . Wear em after school. A serpent never sheds his skin. I know the laws, boy. Whats going on, jug . Really . Southside high, we had a a place. Yeah. It was crappy, but it was ours. Jimmy cole sprouse, everybody [ cheers and applause ] riverdale returns this wednesday at 8 00 p. M. On the cw. Well be right back with a a performance from walk the moon. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] when you filter out the bad. Youre left with. The good. In life. And in water. Choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. Choose the filtered life. Hes hyperventilating after opening his verizon bill. Hey, whos that . Thats. That switched to sprint and saved 50 . Plus i got a new Samsung Phone for 50 off. vo get the best price for unlimited. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. As a meteor headsnderway toward the metro area. Go, go, go, go, go we can fit more theres still more room we gotta go. Juicer we dont have a juicer the volkswagen tiguan. It fits everything you need, and everything you dont. Having mplaque psoriasise is not always easy. Its a longdistance run. And you have the determination to keep going. 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Performing their newest hit, one foot, give it up for walk the moon [ cheers and applause ] whoo ooh ooh hey whoo ooh ooh hey not a soul up ahead and nothing behind theres a desert in my blood and a storm in your eyes am i the king of nothing at all and youre the queen of nothing at all but i remember the fight and i forget the pain i got my hand in your pocket and my key on your chain am i the king of nothing at all and youre the queen of nothing at all oh through the wilderness you and i will walk into the emptiness oh and my heart is a mess is it the only defense against the wilderness well cross my heart and hope to die taking this one step at a time i got your back if you got mine oh one foot in front of the other whoo ooh ooh hey one foot in front of the other whoo ooh ooh hey one foot in front of the other one foot in front of the other ooh all that we have is each other one foot in front of the other not a soul in the road not a star in the sky its a desert in my heart and nowhere to hide im your king of nothing at all and youre my queen of nothing at all well out here in the dust if you dont have trust aint nothing left of us this is the exodus theyre just testing us they cant flex with us they cant mess with us they cant mess with us oh through the wilderness how come even together there can be loneliness oh our hearts a mess but its our only defense to brave the wilderness well cross my heart and hope to die taking this one step at a time i got your back if you got mine oh one foot in front of the other whoo ooh ooh hey one foot in front of the other whoo ooh ooh hey one foot in front of the other through the wilderness one foot in front of the other ooh all that we have is each other one foot in front of the other oh through the wilderness how come even together there can be loneliness well cross my heart and hope to die taking this one step at a time i got your back if you got mine oh one foot in front of the other whoo ooh ooh hey one foot in front of the other whoo ooh ooh hey one foot in front of the other keep walking through the wilderness one foot in front of the other hey ooh all that we have is each other one foot in front of the other oh oh oh oh in the socalled land of the free one foot in front of the other oh oh oh oh dont you know that all we have is each other one foot in front of the other [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic fantastic thank you so much walk the moon [ cheers and applause ] catch them on their press restart tour now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to lily tomlin, jane fonda, cole sprouse [ cheers and applause ] walk the moon [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight david duchovny. From nbcs the blacklist, actress megan boone. Music from jillian jacqueline. Featuring the 8g band with john stanier. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Well, this weekend, we learned just how much news anchors have been dying to say shithole. [ laughter ]
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