And when that happened people who were there said pences face turned pretty red. It turns out pence blushes all the time and theres even a a helpful scale to keep track of when it happens. So steve really . Jimmy ill show you what i mean. For instance, he blushes as little [ laughter ] when hes asked to debrief the president. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Next up, he blushes a bit more when he [ laughter ] hears the name dick durbin. [ laughter ] next, he gets even redder when he sees a sign at whole foods for nut milk. [ laughter ] he blushes he blushes he blushes even he blushes even more when he has to tell the apple store that he lost his dongle. Steve oh jimmy i lost my i lost my [ laughter ] finally he goes full tomato when he realizes saying amen sounds a little like saying, ah, men. [ laughter ] you dont like full tomato. [ applause ] steve nut milk. Jimmy uh dude, your ring tones on. Steve yeah, oh, yeah. [ laughter ] oh, nut milk. [ laughter ] jimmy must be my ring tone, sorry. Are you calling me . Steve i was calling you. Jimmy oh, yeah. Steve i nut dialed you. [ laughter and applause e ] jimmy oh, this is kind of weird, while he was speaking at todays senate hearing, orrin hatch stopped to adjust his glasses. The only problem is he wasnt wearing any. [ laughter ] take a look at this. Id like to begin with [ laughter ] jimmy i got to see it again. Is there any way to see it again, dave, sorry. Is there any id like to begin with [ laughter ] jimmy there you go, yeah. [ laughter ] he was so embarrassed, he was like, oops, it looks like the elevator is here. [ laughter and applause ] finally, i saw that patriots star Rob Gronkowski taped a new psa where he warns about the dangers of eating tide detergent pods. [ laughter ] which backfired when ten seconds into the ad he ate a a tide detergent pod. Whats this ad for again . Oh, dont do that . We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh i love them so much. Guys, weve got an exciting show tonight. This guy is the real deal. He plays thor in the avengers universe. Steve love him. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this friday this friday he anchors a big, new action film called 12 strong. Chris hemsworth is here. Steve come on. Jimmy ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] steve hes the best. Jimmy hes a great dude. He is a great dude. Steve he is the best. Jimmy he really is the greatest. Chris and i going to talk about the new movie then were going to hold hands and try to read each others minds. Steve really . [ laughter ] wow [ purrs ] jimmy in a game called the jinx challenge. Steve oh. Jimmy its going to be good. Yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy stay tuned for that. Plus [ cheers and applause ] we love her as well, she stars in and also directs a very funny comedy, portlandia, the final season steve awe. Jimmy premieres thursday. I know, it happens so fast. Steve its crazy. Jimmy already its here, the final season, premieres thursday at 10 00 p. M. Carrie brownstein is stopping by. Steve she is a delight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy portlandia. Steve come on shes the best jimmy and we got great music from Caitlyn Smith, you guys steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Caitlyn Smith is here [ cheers and applause ] shes the real deal. Steve she is. Jimmy yeah, shes fantastic. Guys, did you see last week on twitter donald trump announced that he was going to be giving out the fake news awards to the media . [ laughter ] on january 17th. Thats tomorrow. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah, but it turns out he already taped the ceremony. Steve did he really . Jimmy and we were able to get our hands on the footage. [ laughter ] steve wow, how is that possible . Jimmy check out the First Exclusive clip of the fake news awards. Here it is. [ cheers and applause ] live from the trump hotel in washington, d. C. , its the first annual fake news awards. Now, heres your host, the worlds most stable genius, president donald j. Trump. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thank thank definitely thank the loser. Thank this loser. Welcome to the fake news awards which are totally real, unlike the really fake news, which is fake and not real. [ laughter ] for real. This is the first annual fakies and thanks to my diet its also the 30th annual s. A. G. Awards. [ laughter ] i would like to start by sending my thoughts and prayers to hawaii which is definitely not an shole country. [ laughter ] its a fantastic, fantastic country and i think i speak for everyone when i say i hope moana is okay. [ laughter and applause ] its great to see you all. There are literally billions of people here tonight. Billions. [ laughter ] so many familiar faces out there. Willem dafoe. Its fantastic to see you. Can you make the face that every woman makes when i enter a room. [ laughter and applause ] thats fantastic. Hugh jackman is here. I hated your movie. Everyone knows that im the greatest showman on earth. [ laughter ] tough crowd. That is a tough crowd. Anyways, seeing all of you and the rest of lamestream media here is fantastic. I especially love your pins that say times up because thats what i say to all my cabinet members after three days. [ laughter ] now before we start id like to make a toast. Everyone raise your glass of diet coke. Heres to you for being so fake. [ laughter and applause ] now lets give out our first award. Isnt it a beautiful award . [ laughter ] like all of my products, its covered in 100 real fake gold. [ laughter ] and it was made in china. [ laughter ] our first fakie is for fakest cable news network. And the nominees are cnn. And the winner is [ laughter ] who would have seen this coming . Cnn [ cheers and applause ] cnn refused to be here tonight to accept this award. So instead, im going to roast all their loser anchors. [ laughter ] jake tapper. More like fake tapper. Boom. Roasted. Next. [ laughter ] wolf blitzer, fake news, fake name, but lets be honest, probably a fake beard. Roasted. Next. [ laughter ] anderson cooper, who do you think you are, sexy mike pence . Roasted. [ laughter ] moving on, here now to present the award for failingest newspaper is my beautiful wife melania. And my incredibly intelligent secretary of education, betsy devos. [ cheers and applause ] dont tchanou me d dont talk to me. [ laughter ] jimmy melania, you look fantastic. Thank you. This is my wedding dress. [ laughter ] hi, im betsy devos and im melania trump. How are you, betsy . Im fine, how are you, melania . [ laughter ] not so good. What is wrong with you . Betsy, you are reading my lines. My god, no wonder our kids are such dumbasses in school. [ laughter ] okay, so the nominees for the most failingest newspaper are the washington post. New york timees. [ laughter ] thats the winner. Thats the winner. The winner is the failing New York Times. I love the New York Times, its fun to color in the crossword puzzles. [ laughter ] all right, thank you very much. The New York Times also refused to be here tonight. So accepting on their behalf is this trash can. [ laughter and applause ] now its time for the in memoriam. This is the part of the show where we look back at all the people who are no longer in the white house. Oh, my dream come true. [ laughter ] some one cut her mic. Roll the tape, roll the tape. [ laughter and applause ] what a crazy story. Does the tie hold . [ laughter ] oh, wow, a lot of people have lost their jobs. But do you know who hasnt lost their job . Me. [ laughter ] which is why im awarding myself the donald j. Trump Lifetime Achievement award for being president of the united shirsh. [ laughter and applause ] oh, my god. I cant believe this is happening. I really wasnt prepared for this. Id like to thank quickly fox news. Kfc. Diet coke. Golf. Mcdonalds. And fox news. Thank me, thank me so much. I like me i really like me [ cheers and applause ] if youre watching, go to bed, eric. Don junior and girl don junior, its past your bed time. Well be right back with the fakies featuring performances from Jackie Evancho, three doors down and a special duet from Jackie Evancho and three doors down. Jimmy my thanks to gina gershon. [ cheers and applause ] gina gershon. Rachel dratch. Thank you guys so much. Well be right back with Chris Hemsworth, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] mom and dad got a new car. With the extra third row of seats. They think its theirs. Look at them, they have no idea its not theirs. Its mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. The new lexus rx 350l with three rows for seven passengers. Are you excited about your baby sister coming . Experience space for the unexpected with the rx l, part of the rx family. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Do you always put cheezit grooves in your sandwich . Of course. Theyre chips. 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I love you. Jimmy thank you for coming back to the show. Thank you for having me back. We love you, chris love you, too. Jimmy new new york city loves you, man. [ light laughter ] i love new york. Thank you very much. Jimmy last time you were here, we were talking about, i think we were talking about thor. And it went on to make over 800 million and just crush the entire movie business. Yeah. Jimmy and congrats on that. The little little independent film. Jimmy no, thats not true. Its not a little a little independent film. I remember that you almost passed on thor when they first offered it to you. I might have had a a hesitation, you know. I kind of want to get a time machine and go back and slap that younger pretentious version of myself. Jimmy really . Yeah when i jimmy were you, just like, afraid of like, i dont want to be typecast as thor. Yeah, i was trying to be trying to be an artist. I was like, oh, i just love to do independent films. And you know, this is its too big, its a franchise. And i said jimmy yeah. No, i love i i love that character. Ive loved this experience. Jimmy youre great at it, i mean. Thank you, man. Jimmy we dont want you to we want you to do more of it, yeah. I think its been the best. I think my hesitation was i just had no idea what it was going to be. How long it was if it was going to be a good experience, or bad. And thankfully it was the best experience ive ever had. And we just wrapped avengers 4 so, thats thats kind of it now. Most of its [ cheers and applause ] i mean, its just gotten bigger and juicier and the next avengers. Did i see all of these names. Tell me if im wrong, Robert Downey jr. Infinity war this comes out may 4th. Scarlett johansson, mark ruffalo, chris evans, jeremy renner, elizabeth olsen, benedict cumberbatch, chris pratt, vin diesel, bradley cooper, Benicio Del Toro don cheadle and paul rudd. Yeah. Jimmy is that for real . And some, and some. Jimmy and some, as well. I make a cameo. [ talking over each other ] i make it up. No, i dont. [ laughter ] yeah, thank goodness. But i just love however big of a star you get, in the movie, you still are a downtoearth guy and you know. Aw, thank you. Jimmy youre still a good dude. And you know who keeps new check . And you know who does. Your brother, liam. Yeah, he does. [ laughter ] he gives it a shot. Jimmy yeah, i follow. And heres a photo that he just posted on instagram. If you follow liamhemsworth. He said, this is his dogs favorite chew toy. Yeah. Jimmy theres a little thor action figure right there. [ laughter ] yeah. Thats just me and liam in a a family portrait. Jimmy hes just a good brother, thats what you got to do, thats what you got to do. You got to yeah, he doesnt feed the dog, more to the point. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] not that hes a saint. Jimmy yeah, the dog is actually hungry. Yeah, needs something to chew on, yeah. But youre a good dad. At home you have, i saw a photo of or a video actually. Yeah. Jimmy you have is it two 3yearold boys . Yeah, two twin boys, are three and a half and a five and a half year old daughter. Jimmy wow. Three kids, yeah. Jimmy so is and its totally different having boys and girls. I only have girls. Very different. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you said, in the video, i think, one of your boys oh, yeah. Jimmy but hes scaling a a fridge . Yeah, we put the [ laughter ] we put the chocolates and the lollies up above the fridge in a very high place. Jimmy yeah, smart. And he kept pushing the chair over and trying to climb up. So we moved the chair away and then my wife sends me this video and says, youre not going to believe what hes doing. Jimmy well, take a look at this this is very sweet. Heres a video of his 3yearold son hunting for chocolates. [ laughter ] this is what im talking about. Thats determination, man. Look at that. Look at it, hes three years old. [ laughter ] three years old you earned it you earned, you earned the chocolates. [ cheers and applause ] he earned the chocolates at that point. Give him his chocolates. Theyre so different to his sister, though, you know. What happens . Does his sister hold out hold her own . Oh yeah, yeah. Shes women are smarter, much smarter. Jimmy they are, yeah. [ light laughter ] i mean, shes five and a a half, so. Sort of, mid last year my motherinlaw went to pick up the boys at school. They do a half day, she does a a full day. And went to pick them up and a and the teacher comes up and says, ah look, india wants to go home, shes not feeling well. And she comes out and says, [ cough ] you know, im sick, im sick. So, takes her home. I come home later on, and shes running around the house, shes in the pool, shes like, having a great time. And im like, i thought you were sick . She goes, no, i was just tricking, i didnt want to be at school. [ laughter ] five and a half. Five, at the time, so. Thats going to be fun when shes like, 16. Jimmy yeah, shes only five and half now. Oh, yeah man. She knows how to do it. [ talking over each other ] i was just, yeah. [ pretend cough ] yeah, i got to go home. Smart kid. Yeah. Jimmy lets talk about this film, 12 strong. Yeah. Jimmy i did i did not know about this story. Neither did i. [ light laughter ] yeah, its a no, i mean, its a true story. Jimmy its a true story. True story. Fascinating, based on a book, horse soldiers, which has been changed to 12 strong now. And basically after the 9 11 attacks, three weeks later, the first boots on the ground were a small band of special forces soldiers. And 12 guys got sent in there. Had very little intel, knowledge about what theyre walking into. And their job was to link up with the local Afghan People and soldiers who were fighting the taliban and assist them, work with them to remove the taliban from afghanistan. 12 guys. And when they got there, they had to fight the way the locals were fighting, which was on horseback, and highly classified mission until recently. But they rode on horseback in Battle Alongside the afghan soldiers. Removed the taliban from afghanistan, and they did this in three weeks. And its a story that i knew nothing about. Most people knew nothing about. And absolutely fascinating. And we met a bunch of the real soldiers, too. Got to work with them. Jimmy i saw this photo, here. Is it yeah. Jimmy are these guys is this today . Yeah. Jimmy look at that. The horse soldiers. Jimmy americas response money. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy the 9 11 memorial. So, these are the real guys here. And this is [ applause ] jimmy well, i thank them for their service. You actually invited those gentlemen to the premiere. Yeah, well theyve been part of the film, and now theyre coming to the premiere tonight. And some of them have seen the film, and some of them havent. And the people who have seen it, have given us the allclear, and said fantastic. Truthful portrayal, you know. Thank you very much. So, that was big relief, because thats the jimmy yeah. That was our biggest jimmy cause thats whose doing it for you. Yeah, our biggest concern. Jimmy well, go check it out. Its in theaters and imax. I want to show a clip. Heres Chris Hemsworth and his special forces team in the true story 12 strong. Check it out. K2 base this alpha. Lead elements crossing baseline red. Anticipate high casualties. [ explosion ] [ gunshots ] [ horse neigh ] damn it. [ gunfire ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i cant believe that is thats modernday warfare. Yeah, going back to world war i. Actually. Jimmy unbelievable. Yeah. Jimmy chris i feel like you and i have a strong connection. Yep. [ light laughter ] jimmy and i think that we should test how strong it is in a game called the jinx challenge. You guys are you up for it . I love it. Jimmy you guys want to see it . 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We are hanging out with Chris Hemsworth [ cheers and applause ] his new movie, 12 strong, is in theaters and imax on friday. Chris, whenever youre here, i always feel very connected to you, and i have a game that we can play to prove it. Its time for the jinx challenge [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, heres how it works. We read a category from the card then, im going to count to three, and we both Say Something in that category at the same time. When we say the same thing, its a jinx. And thats a good thing. Its a good thing. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, we want as many jinxs as we can. First, lets put on the jinx gloves, which will help link our [ light laughter ] help link our hands and our minds it will help link always. Ive always, always wanted jimmy this is fantastic. Wanted to share a glove with you. Jimmy its just, already, it feels like we won, doesnt it . [ cheers and applause ] are you ready . Are you ready for this . Lets hear the first category is its like marriage. Jimmy yeah, it is. [ laughter ] and when when we jinx, i dont know what we do. We we do that, maybe. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, if we jinx. But, if we dont then we kiss through the glove. Jimmy yes, exactly. Thats what were doing. Hes not into that. Jimmy lets see. Sure, ill do that. Yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] you dont have too. Its just a just a a suggestion. Jimmy yeah, i mean. [ laughter ] i dont need the glove at all. We can get rid of the glove. And just get right to the end of the game, right now. You put the glove on. [ laughter ] i never wear gloves. Jimmy yeah, yeah, thats true. All right, here we go. First category is cocktails. One, two, three martini. Drink. [ laughter ] that was my first time. Jimmy oh, yeah, its your first time. It happens to everybody. Dont worry about it. [ light laughter ] three, two, one gin and tonic. Tonic. [ applause ] that couldnt a one jimmy one cocktail. Jimmy come on, lets feel the connection, man. Seriously. The glove jimmy enough, enough playing the game in front of the audience. Lets have a real lets have a real, hard. Ready . [ light laughter ] im not even going to look at you now. Jimmy here we go. Dog breeds. Air jimmy one, two, three labrador. [ laughter ] jimmy golden retriever. I said, air. Jimmy yeah, air. I thought maybe you said i thought you said dog breathes air. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] so breathes air jimmy youre correct. [ talking over each other ] judges, does a dog breathe air, judges . [ ding ] thank you. Thank you, thank you. Disney princesses. One, two, three [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] jimmy oh, i got one, i got one. Wait, wait, wait, let me. Jimmy one, two, three moana. Minnie, minnie. One, two, three jimmy elsa elsa jimmy all right, there you go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right, dangerous sports. Oh, okay. Jimmy one, two, three. Rugby. Football. Jimmy wait [ audience ohs ] i think its the same thing in australia. Depending where youre from. Jimmy it works, its a a jinx [ cheers and applause ] more kisses, more kisses. Jimmy tools. One, two, three chainsaw. Jimmy jimmy fallon. There you go, yeah. [ laughter ] there you go. I thought you were going to say, i thought we were going to get a jinx on that one. Here we go. No, never, never. Jimmy nicknames you call your spouse, one, two, three honey. Love. [ laughter ] jimmy one, two, three mi amor. Jimmy cutie. [ laughter ] is your wife spanish . Jimmy yes. Te quiero. Okay, one more time. Jimmy one, two, three darling. Jimmy despacito. Despacito. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy all right, we gotta come up with it. Here we go. Last jinx, right here, ready. Okay. Jimmy countries that start with a. One, two, three australia australia yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Chris Hemsworth, everybody. 12 strong is in theaters and imax on friday. Carrie brownstein joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. Well be right back. 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Everyone, please welcome the very talented Carrie Brownstein [ cheers and applause ] jimmy carrie, all right, carrie, we have to talk about portlandia, and dont get weepy and sad, because i am a a little bit. But i also want to talk about, before we talk about portlandia. I heard youre a fan of the bachelor. And are you . [ laughter ] i wish you hadnt exposed me as that. [ light laughter ] right off the bat. But no, its fine. Jimmy sorry, i should have asked. I mean, im a proud viewer of the bachelor. I go [ cheers ] jimmy all right, thats good, we are i really am. No, i know. And i dont think theyve done any longterm like studies of longterm effects of bachelor watching, but ive been watching for a while and i seem to still be doing okay. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, youre doing fine. Whats your take on this season so far . Were very were only in three episodes. Three episodes. Jimmy im not sure if im in to the bachelor. Really . Jimmy ar arlie . Arty . Whats his name . [ laughter ] arie. Arie. Jimmy arie, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Arie. [ laughter ] see, i feel bad jimmy i dont know, i dont know. Well, i mean, i dont i dont want to come on the show and talk poorly about the bachelor. Jimmy thats true. Thats true. I mean, we dont know him. Jimmy well, i know, so that makes [ talking over each other ] in our hearts as well. You know what [ laughter ] he does. One thing that ive been a a little uncomfortable with, he loves hes a race car driver. So a lot of his analogies are real motorsports, you know . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, which right youre already already thinking jimmy hes like, lets take this to third gear. Yeah. [ laughter ] and and they keep calling him pillow lips. Jimmy i dont like that at all i know i just think jimmy pillow lips grosses me out. [ laughter ] theres nothing jimmy i dont like pillow lips. No. Jimmy is pillow lips a a good thing . No, it seems like just like when you have like a a sandwich bag thats thats filled with liquid, like a a soup. [ laughter ] and and jimmy so its like at the pillow and then that thing yeah. Yeah. Yeah, thats jimmy but he makes out with everybody. He has made i always am thinking in terms of diseases and germs. [ laughter ] and jimmy as one does. Yeah and i just think theres a lot going around. Jimmy yeah. On the, you know jimmy there is. [ laughter ] now, i last night, i i watched and i fell asleep. I was traveling here yesterday so i sadly missed it. Right when i got to my hotel, though, i turned on the tv and i also ordered room service. So there was competing urges there, but when they [ laughter ] when when jimmy competing urges, yeah of course. When when the food arrived, i acted like the tv had accidentally been turned on to the bachelor. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my oh, im so proud of my bachelor fandom, yeah. No, i should embrace it a a little more, youre right. Jimmy do you have do you have fans, i dont want to tell you who was thrown off last night, in case you didnt see it. But are you a fan of someone who you think is going to go all the way . Already . I have an idea. Really . Jimmy mmhmm. [ laughter ] oh. Okay, i think thats a good call. I like becca m. She seems shes a little young. Shes 22, i think jimmy yeah, thats her, becca. Theres two beccas, three beccas . [ laughter ] becca z. Its all beccas. Jimmy its all becca season. Its all beccas. Jimmy all beccas, the whole season. [ laughter ] 25 seconds, one arie. [ laughter ] what are we going to do . I like seine and i like becca, but its not going to be either of them, right . Jimmy what . Wait, but whos . Who am i thinking of . Whos becca that i like. Becca. Oh, the jimmy the pr consultant. Oh, thats the other becca i think. [ laughter ] jimmy theres becca, theres crystal, who went and she is a fitness coach. And bibiana went home too. Jimmy fitness coach is an interesting occupation though, right . Yeah . What about when jimmy ive just never heard that. What about when twin was an occupation . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy twin was that was a great occupation, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy lets talk about really why youre here. [ laughter ] portlandia. I was starting to not be sure. Jimmy i know, im sorry. [ laughter ] but i am a fan of both, but man oh man, i saw the First Episode of the now i hate to say it, last season of portlandia. Are you sad that its coming to an end . Has it sunk in . It has not totally sunk in. I think because this is such a a similar cycle to what we do every year, which is we get to go on shows and talk about it and do press, and it hasnt aired yet. Jimmy right. But its slowly starting to creep in and its starting to creep in in these kinds of conversations where sometimes ill be talking to a fan that i run into or a friend, and i see the tears forming in their eyes. So ive become a little bit of a grief counselor. [ laughter ] which allows me to really put off my own grieving process, which is really healthy. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah. Its such a creative great show, obviously fred armisen, we love him so much and all the producers on there. And Kyle Maclachlan is fantastic as well. These guys got honored by by portland. We did. Jimmy they they gave you they put a plaque, they gave you a plaque. Now this is the plaque. This is a picture of you and the fake mayor, Kyle Maclachlan. Yes. Jimmy from your show. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy and where is this hanging . That is actually in city hall. That is Portland City Hall and these are all the mayors, the past mayors of portland. And theres there we are [ laughter ] not we are not elected officials and this has probably already been defaced. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not true. It is not. It hasnt. Jimmy i mean, but they love you at portland, i mean you really did a great job representing them and thank you. Thanks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know, ive been to portland a couple of times, but you you really get these little tiny things where youre like, oh, thats very, very good. That is very portland. I mean, its definitely to the extremes, but theres so many fun little things, youre like, no, thats actually, thats pretty right on. I love that stuff and that i dont know i was just a fan of everything, and how creative and how bizarre the show can get. This First Episode alone, i mean theres stampedes, theres horse stampedes in this first one. Theres fred wants to put his old punk rock band back together that he had in high school, but now everyones like middleaged men. Yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy and its played by legends of music krist novoselic, henry rollins. And Brendan Canty who was the drummer in fugazi. Jimmy Brendan Canty fugazi. Yes. Jimmy theyre all together and theyre all like older guys, but you directed this episode and i thought it was a a brilliant move. Every time fred looks around at like you know this 40somethingyearold guy playing drums. He sees a teenager on a video camera, like playing and like headbanging. And its like its touchy, but yet, its super, super funny, cause the name of the band is riot spray. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. They are riot spray, and theyre a bunch of middleaged men. And its just thats just one of the great sketches, but i talk too much. I want to show a clip. Heres Carrie Brownstein and fred armisen in the season of portlandia, this thursday, ifc, 10 00, take a look. Officers entered the apartment, and found the body of a man in his mid40s with stab wounds to his chest and neck. The air is humid in portland, oregon. Its an inescapable closeness that feels almost oppressive. I close my eyes and try to imagine growing up in a place like this, living with the feeling that ill never be able to leave. [ laughter ] hey, can someone get rid of these guys . This is a closed briefing, theres no press. No, theyre good. We had the option between body cameras and podcasters. I went with the podcasters, my kids love em. [ laughter ] im darren blum. And im dana blue. And this is forgotten america rural footprints. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Carrie Brownstein, everybody. The final season of portlandia premieres this thursday at 10 00 p. M. On ifc. Well be right back with a a performance from Caitlyn Smith. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what are you waiting for mrs. Grey . Thats me. Mr. Grey said to take you straight home. Mr. Grey is not here. You insist on defying me mrs. Grey. What should i do about that . Learn to live with it. Why is there a gun in your desk . I swore id keep you safe, and i will. It seems youre pregnant mrs. Grey. 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[ cheers and applause ] i gotta tell you if you come any closer youre gonna have to take my keys away cause im getting dizzy babe the room is spinning like a tiltawhirl and i swear that i havent drank a drop but this buzz wont stop i havent touched your skin whats gonna happen when i lean in i havent even had your kiss and im already feeling like this you give me that contact high when i look in your eyes i dont need pills or wine when im close to you oh its just in the room everything you do sends me to the moon happens every time you send me to the sky and im messed up on your vibes baby contact high theres no denying that im sliding slipping losing my grip cause its easy to when its just me and you baby so lets stop trying to hold back the flow oh that dams gotta go boy ya gotta know that im like whoa whoa whoa you give me that contact high when i look in your eyes i dont need pills or wine when im close to you oh its just in the room everything you do sends me to the moon happens every time you send me to the sky and im messed up on your vibes baby contact high contact high mmm ooh watch me if you come a little closer i dare you to come a little closer i love it when you come a little closer oh closer closer yeah watch me if you come a little closer i dare you to come a little closer i love it when you come a little closer closer closer yeah you give me that contact high when i look in your eyes i dont need pills or wine when im close to you oh its just in the room everything you do sends me to the moon everything you do happens every time you send me to the sky and im messed up on your vibes baby you can cut this tension with a knife contact high oh oh oh yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Chris Hemsworth, Carrie Brownstein, Caitlyn Smith, once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight leslie jones, from lady bird, actor tracy letts, star of alone together, actress esther povitsky, featuring the 8g band with john stanier. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. According to a new poll, 35 of people would give President Trump an overall f for his first year in office. Or as trump tweeted it, i have been givhe