Interview today, quote, the presidency is not just a reality show. Said trump, youre lucky you have immunity this week. [ laughter ] youre lucky. [ light laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi, today, called president trumps behavior villainous and said that he is, quote, crying out for impeachment. And then she said the democrats are not on the road to impeachment. Then she said the president s family should hold an intervention for him [ laughter ] well, which is it, nancy this is usually the part where the waiter says, do you need a few more minutes . [ laughter and applause thats right [ cheers and applause thats right nancy pelosi said she wishes president trumps family or staff would have an intervention for the good of the country. Although, lets face it, interventions dont generally work if everybody there is also drunk. [ slurring ] do you want to read your letter, uncle mike . I cant, its too my letters too blurry. [ laughter ] the department of Homeland Security reported this week that just 20 miles of president trumps border wall have been built. Even worse, thats vertically. [ laughter ] theyre never theyre never getting over that. [ applause ] theyre around . They can go around . Donald trump, jr. , appeared on fox and friends this morning so just for today they changed the name of the show [ laughter ] china has released an antiu. S. Propaganda song called trade war. Lets just hear how it starts. D. J. Khaled seth damnit, so [ laughter ] so just every song starts that way . [ laughter ] somebody told that guy, get your name out there. [ light laughter ] actress emilia clarke, who played daenerys on game of thrones, said in an interview recently that she prepared for her characters final address by studying hitler speeches while bran prepared by doing heroin, i guess . [ laughter and applause wake up wake up. Youre in charge now [ light laughter ] im sorry, everybody im sorry. Wake up. And finally, england announced yesterday it will ban plasticbased qtips said prince charles, its fine. I use a shovel. [ laughter and applause ladies and gentlemen, weve got a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is the director of a fantastic, hilarious new film booksmart, in theater this is weekend. Olivia wilde is back, you guys [ cheers and applause you can see him in hulus fantastic new series catch22. Christopher abbott is here [ cheers and applause and she is a writer for bless the harts coming to fox this fall here to perform some funny standup comedy for us, janine brito, everybody. [ cheers and applause janine guys, you all watched. It was the last game of thrones was this sunday and sadly now its all time for us to move on from that fantastic show but before we can fully move on, id been lucky enough over the course of the show a few times to sit down and watch the show, watch episodes for the first time with leslie jones from saturday night live. We decided to do it one last time for the finale. So, here it is the final game of jones. Seth well i dont need to tell you that the final game of thrones aired on sunday night but there is one last chapter yet to be written. Here it is the final game of jones. Dududu doh seth are you ready for this, leslie im ready, baby seth thank you for taking this ride with me. I feel right now like the end of thelma and louise. Were in the car together. Were in the convertible were about to go off the cliff. Im not going off the cliff thats some white crazy white woman stuff. [ light laughter ] seth youre gonna roll out at the last minute exactly im going to watch you go off the cliff. And then ill be like, damn, he was a great partner. And then ima drive off and find somebody else. [ laughter ] seth you know what ill take it yeah. Look at this look how sad he looks. Seth yeah. This used to be my playgroun this used to b my childhood dream seth whos this fellow okay. This is you coming back from vegas. [ laughter ] you know what im saying like, on the way to vegas, youre like, yeah, yeah, yeah on the way back from vegas, you like, oh [ bleep ] im going to have to borrow 15. Seth i think i maybe i think i maybe lost all the skin on my back. Where is my car [ laughter ] look at this dude just sitting there like she burned Everything Everything seth he probably just bought that place hed been renting. [ laughter ] he just bought it. He look like he had just hung a painting and was like, oh, god, this is so [ growling ] [ laughter ] in the name of the one true queen, daenerys targaryen, i sentence you to die. This [ bleep ]. This what i didnt understand. How come they just couldnt look up and go, okay, well, we serve daenerys now . Seth oh, i would be saying the amount id be talking right now. Id be talking seth oh, im so sorry oh, im so sorry i [ bleep ] up i [ bleep ] up im so sorry this is my queen. Daenerys is my queen [ talking over each other seth oh, no. [ audience ohs ] oh, im so sorry [ laughter ] its snowing from ash, homie. Seth yeah. Thats body ash too so thats peoples bodies. Seth well, it was already distressing. You made it ten times more now [ laughter ] so that means that that snow thats coming down is like, dandruff [ laughter ] but body dandruff. I thought thered be more smashed up heads too like you cant just find them under the ooh, there goes cerseis face. She died with her incest brother. Seth it is amazing how you are happy to see them with each other. Last episode you was happy to see that seth i was happy to see it and i completely ignored they were twins i didnt. Seth who had sex all i kept thinking was [ light laughter ] seth with kids multiple kids. [ laughter ] that [ bleep ] whoa whoa whoa that [ bleep ] was like some snow white, like cartoon you know how the cartoon the chick had the black thing and she walked out and then, ooh, that was some seth that was good that turned into a crow type [ bleep ] look at her. Seth that was really good. [ laughter ] and let me tell you something. She got the ultimate baby im sorr im not sorr i burnt all these bitche im not sorry [ speaking Foreign Language seth this looks like one of those really bad standup gigs where theyre like, heres the deal the stage is really far away its outdoor no microphone. Half the audience is on horses. [ laughter ] half the audience is on horses you gon have to play towards the back play towards the back. The dothraki, they love jokes. They unsullied in the front, not so much. Seth its against their theyre not allowed to laugh seth the way they laugh, they laugh by doing this. They go its a 45minute set. And when they laugh they go [ grunting ] seth oh, also, im sorry, before you go out, they speak two different languages. Have fun the stage is really far away you really got to project. [ speaking Foreign Language [ speaking Foreign Language [ laughter ] somebody say that to me i would be like, bitch, what did you say . Seth also i would have i thought that was a job he already had. I feel like she promoted him exactly she just promoted him from manager to manager [ laughter ] watch this watch this watch this watch this take this job and shove i dont work round here no mor you and your drago can kiss my ass im walking out the door oh, look. They start clapping. Seth they were like, the pin wheres the pin seth he threw the pin oh, [ bleep ] did this bitch just throw the pin . And look, wheres she walking to cause she obviously burnt everything down. So she aint got no place damn, arya, where the [ bleep ] you come from . [ laughter and applause look, they still walking they need to get her a golf cart or something cause thats a longass walk. Seth i think she did that thing where you walk off, like with powerfully yeah, but seth like, bye jon snow. And then you forget how long a walk it is the moment the gates fell, the battle was over. She saw her friend beheaded why is he defending her is why is he defending her . Tell me. From a mans side. Seth well, you know, his last girlfriend died [ laughter ] i think hes worried once you have two girlfriends die, its so hard to get a third girlfriend [ laughter ] people say, what happened to your last girlfriend . Died. What about the one before that . She died. [ light laughter ] anyway anyway, you want some more nachos thats his auntie ugh seth theyre happy ah i swear to god if uncle emer ever tried to kiss me like that, im calling the police [ laughter ] oh [ laughter ] did you see that haha ah [ cheers and applause he stabbededed her he stabbededed her yeah, bitch, thats a knife in ya thats a knife in you. [ light laughter ] seth oh. Im telling you thats unexpected. Like, i did not expect jon to have the guts to do this seth why are you, like, so upset about someone kissing their aunt, but totally fine with someone killing their aunt. Because that bitch needs to go [ laughter ] look at the Dragon Dragon like, bitch, wait, a minute, is that my mama . Get away from my mama get away from my mama seth if somebody stabbed me in my house, my dog wouldnt get out of her bed [ laughter ] man, my dog would be like, im so glad you stabbed that bitch. That bitch always she never feeds me on time im always hungry. [ laughter ] look, he about to burn the [ bleep ] out of jon ass man, i would be [ bleep ] all bricks i would be three [ bleep ] bricks right in front of me. [ roaring rahh why you kill my mama [ laughter ] [ bleep ] this throne rahh you know what hes doing how do say goodbye seth if danny doesnt get the throne, nobody gets it no one gets it. If my mama cant have it, cant nobody can have it where is jon . Hes our prisoner so is lord tyrion they were both to be brought to this gathering look how dope sansa looks, though seth oh, is this like a this is like a parole hearing . [ laughter ] this is like a i guess. You know, these are all the mother [ bleep ] thats left seth have you changed your ways [ laughter ] have you seth what was that i dont know who that is. Seth no, the one on the left is that robin arryn . Who is that robin arryn seth the guy who used to breastfeed on his mom in the vail [ laughter ] oh, thats so gross seth but he looks good now [ bleep ], of course. He got about six ounces of breastmilk in him. Seth yeah, look how strong his bones look oh, gross the decision about whats best for everyone should be left to well, everyone seth hes pitching democracy . Is hes pitching democracy . No seth talk about a place that is ripe for voter fraud. No one here has photo i. D. [ laughter ] how would it even work you talking about voter fraud. Oh, my god [ laughter ] seth im glyn of the grasslands yeah, exactly seth all right ill take your word for it all right. [ laughter ] aye aye seth i i drank breastmilk until i was 14 [ laughter ] bran seth youre a king now you look a little youre a king now, bran seth give us a little [ bleep ], bran. Bran, if this mother [ bleep ] smiles, i swear to god ill pass out. [ laughter ] seth you got to put your face on money now. You got a cute little blue cape on. You got to put your face on money. [ laughter ] i dont want no bran face coins. Seth id like two bottles of wine do you take bran no [ laughter ] we hate branfaced coins here. Oh, now this is funny. [ laughter ] she got to write about jaime lannister. This is a story about a onnded [leep ] boy who [ bleep ] left me out in the snow in my housecoat [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause he took my virginity took my virginity and just rode off with one hand. Seth im interested if what you just said airs, how much of it was a beep and if we heard any words. I dont give a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] seth this is like someone who went off to college, but ended up back in his hometown. [ laughter ] like he got kicked out and [ bleep ]. Seth how was harvard [ laughter ] i got caught selling meth to some of the students look, thats his dad like, yup, i knew you wasnt going to make it. Seth welcome back, harvard [ laughter and applause guess youre back with the Family Business now. Yeah, mother [ bleep ], lets go make some steel [ laughter ] seth well, there they go yeah, people are disappointed about the ending seth all right well, talk to me about that. Do you what do you feel about people who didnt like it i think that they need to grow the take a big glass of grow the [ bleep ] up, because game of thrones is not real. [ laughter ] seth im going to miss us sitting here and watching the show together. Aww seth leslie, thank you for doing this with me thank you, baby well find Something Else. Seth should we do shall we do chernobyl . What the [ bleep ] is a chernobyl . [ light laughter ] whats that . Whats chernobyl, white folks . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth thank you, game of thrones. Thank you leslie jones well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause this is you shopping. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. Get more of the brands you love and quality you want, and save every time. Its not shopping, its maximizing. 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In 1992, Congress Passed legislation making the month of may Asian PacificAmerican Heritage month and here to help you celebrate this month properly is one of our writers, karen chee, everybody. [ cheers and applause hi, everybody seth is right. Asian Pacific American heritage month was established 27 years ago. But people still dont quite know how to celebrate it so if youre a white person trying to join in on the fun, ive got some dos and donts for you. [ light laughter ] number one, dont ask me where im really from. [ laughter ] because when i say im from a suburb of san francisco, i can tell youre disappointed [ laughter ] asianamerican people are descendants of many different countries. Which is just a polite way of saying, number two, dont say [ speaking Foreign Language to me. [ laughter ] just because im asian doesnt mean i speak chinese [ light laughter ] i dont walk up to every white person i see and assume that they know where the nearest williamssonoma is [ laughter ] i mean, they do, every time [ laughter ] but i dont just assume. Number three, do bow to me [ cheers and applause but, its not because im asian. Its just because im cool as hell [ cheers and applause number four, dont ask me what my real name is. [ light laughter ] its karen [ laughter ] i dont have a secret asian language name. [ light laughter ] and even if i did, i wouldnt tell you [ light laughter ] because its a secret. [ laughter ] number five, dont ask me what your tattoo says [ light laughter ] i cant tell you what it says. But i can tell you what it means. You make bad choices [ laughter and applause and finally, do buy me a drink its just a stereotype that asian people cant drink alcohol. But we drink all the time. [ laughter ] hell, im drunk right now. 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[ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Give it up for the 8g band right over there, everybody. [ cheers and applause also, all this week weve had the fantastic drummer from the grammynominated band baroness whose new album gold and gray is out june 14th check out baroness on tour beginning july 11th in lancaster, pennsylvania, and all summer long. Sebastian thomson, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you for a great week thank you thanks seth our first guest tonight is a very talented actress who is making her directorial debut with her new film booksmart, which opens in theaters tomorrow lets take a look. This looks fun, but im not gonna not gonna to be here. Yeah, amy is spending the summer in botswana helping women make their own tampons gross well, blood attracts lions. Im saving lives oh, okay. Thats actually noble. I, too, have a fear of big cats. And i cant, because im working all summer and also i dont want to. You are a philistine. Why would you do theater when you could do debate . Because some of us enjoy working with others. And some of us know how to win. Nobodys winning in that outfit [ light laughter ] seth please welcome to the show our friend olivia wilde, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth olivia welcome back thank you seth congratulations this movie is so funny thank you seth its so great and its your youve directed music videos yes seth this is your first film this is it. Seth and i heard for a long time youve wanted to make a basically, a buddy cop movie yes seth but about female friendship yeah. I think like a Beverly Hills cop, a lethal weapon. I actually pitched this movie as training day for High School Kids [ laughter ] because its high stakes its high intensity. And i love the buddy cop dynamic. You know, youre different from each other, but youre incredibly loyal and you go through adventures together seth its the premise is wonderful. The course of this adventure is its one night and these are two girls who worked really hard to get into good schools. And then they find out on, basically, their last day of school that all the people that partied also got into good schools. Yes, also smart [ laughter ] seth yeah. Somehow fun and smart seth yeah. Infuriating seth so theyre basically chasing one crazy night, because they didnt have any did you was this something that you did in high school . Did you ever burn it down . I went to boarding school seth yeah. So we were pretty tame. We were pretty tame. But i did we did sneak into the city one night and seth this city this city seth this new york, yes yeah, i went to boarding school in massachusetts. Andover, massachusetts [ scattered applause ] and we snuck in what . [ cheers and applause thats crazy we snuck into the city, into new york and i got a tattoo on st. Marks i was 13 seth wow no one asked me for identification [ cheers ] seth yeah. It was just cold hard cash. Seth yeah. But i dont recommend it. Seth yeah. Because its still there. [ laughter ] seth its still there. Yeah, they dont go away [ laughter ] it turns out, it turns out. Seth so they famously dont go away. They dont. Seth no. Ive discovered seth theres a wonderful scene where the girls are hallucinating and you switch yes seth the style to stop Motion Animation stop motion, yes. Seth with barbie dolls yes seth its such a wonderful moment as a director did you then resent the fact that you made that choice . Because i imagine its very timeconsuming once you get into it oh, my, it turns out also seth yeah. Stop motion takes a really, really long time seth yes thats what ive always heard. Yeah but i love it so much and this was my dream scene. Because this was the girls are, like, ardent, young feminists. And i thought, their worst possible trip, when they accidentally take drugs of course, is that they would become the, like, literal physical manifestation of the patriarchy [ laughter ] so they become barbie dolls. And it was so funny, because when we were doing it, were working with this awesome called shadowmachine, whos stop motion geniuses out of portland and theyd call and say, here are the new sketches for the dolls. And id be like, i need bigger boobs. [ laughter ] i need them tiny waist no genitals. I need them to not be able to walk if they stand up, they fall down. And they were like, jesus christ. [ laughter ] but i really i just was so excited that we could, like, have fun with the medium and do stop motion and just play with it all. Seth thats great. One of the other things that must have been really fun is a lot of our friends that we have in common are in the film. Yeah. Seth will forte and mike obrien yes seth and your husband, jason sudeikis, plays the principal. Thats right. Seth how was it [ cheers and applause yeah seth give it up for jason, everybody. How how was it directing jason . It was so fun, because jason, as you well know, is an incredible improviser. Seth yes hes so fast. Hes so smart. So we could just give him a little bit of information and he would just fly with it and it was such a blast. I mean, i just i marvel at the skill of what all of you guys do. And i just was blown away by it up close seth you beanie was here last night oh. Seth beanie feldstein, one of the two main characters and she you had had your eye on her for a while yes, yes. And she was on broadway the same time i was she was doing hello dolly and i was doing 1984. She was doing this, like, effervescent, beautiful happy, joyful musical and i was doing this incredibly demented [ light laughter ] intense play and we met in between shows. She ordered, like, hot water with honey and lemon i ordered six shots of espresso. [ laughter ] and i was like, listen, i want you to be in my movie. [ laughter ] and i pitched it to her as, you know, high school is war and we should make a High School Film with the same intensity as a war film, where you need your buddy to, you know, check your six. And she was into it. She loved it and she was my dream molly i had her on my vision board for, like, a year before she met me [ audience aws ] and shes just the most incredible actress, along with Kaitlyn Dever. The two of them are like an iconic friendship. Seth yeah. I was less familiar with Kaitlyn Dever and shes just i mean, they really the pairing is wonderful so good seth you did a great job casting in the thank you allison jones, best casting director in the game seth allison jones, best casting director in the world. Yeah. Seth yes one of the stars of barry, the television show. Yes [ laughter ] seth you i want to ask, you asked of your actors to be off book when they got to set yes seth was that something youve heard other people have done that i stole that from martin scorcese. Seth as well you should. Yeah [ laughter ] if youre going to steal from anyone i steal so much from him. Seth yes i really wanted this dress, by the way, martys. Thank you so much. [ laughter ] i thought, you know when you only have a few days we had 26 days to shoot the whole movie. So i needed everybody to be really prepared. So i said, listen, everyones going to be off book you have to be prepared. You are going to have a i little bit of time to show me what you can do in about three or four takes. But do not carry your sides on set. And people were down with it these kids are the most talented professional kids ive ever worked with. Seth and because, i think, i read that it was 27 days is that 26. Seth 26 days i would have loved 27 seth yeah. [ laughter ] what a dream. Seth for 27 there would have been five more seconds of the barbies. Oh, exactly [ laughter ] seth but that, i mean, i can only imagine, like, obviously youre doing this, you know, to some degree a shoestring budget. And you have a few days. Yes seth so it must make a huge difference if people come prepared absolutely. And then it gave them room to improvise. Seth yeah. You know . And we wanted them to be able to know the rules so that they could break the rules. Seth yeah. And they had these scenes, you know, where they compliment each other furiously which i learned today is called, for young people, its called gassing up. Seth oh, wow [ laughter ] i learned a lot of slang. Seth yeah, thats great. Thats very i mean, thats the thats the way to do it yeah. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] just gas each other up. Seth just gas each other up. People dont do that enough seth yeah. Its just sort of like seth i feel like 30 years ago that meant Something Else and it was bad i think so. [ laughter ] seth yeah, it was its changed. Seth yeah, its changed. People used to gas up with a white powder exactly [ laughter ] different now. Seth you also, before you go, you directed some commercials for lyft and their partnership with the aclu. Yes, yes. So lyft does this cool thing well, we worked with lyft on booksmart because in the story, the girls need to get somewhere. And they end up taking a bunch of lyfts and so they i directed something called undercover lyft. And its very cool because they have a feature called round up to donate. Where if you round up from your ride, you donate to the aclu weve never needed the aclu so much [ cheers ] seth no, its very important right now. So [ cheers and applause yeah, i think its amazing yes, Civil Liberties so i directed a piece and jason played the lyft driver and unbeknownst to these innocent bystanders, they got into their lyft and jason was their driver. And we just waited to see how long they would figure it out. Seth and then you added another surprise passenger theres another surprise who gets in halfway through. Its longer. Its, like, two, three minutes but we cut down 30 seconds just for you. Seth okay, lets take a lets take a look at this commercial feel free to throw in booksmart there in anyway you want my gal is shes just always in my ear, you know well, that happens. Yeah. Yeah, i need a little direction every now and then [ laughter ] i saw this thing on the seth meyers show the other night. Who seth meyers whos that . Hes a talk show. He does a talk show. Hes a comedian. What are you talking about . He used to be on saturday night live. Great political views. Youre thinking about trevor noah. I know Trevor Noah Trevor noah i love trevor noah. [ laughter ] that was just for you seth good, thank you [ cheers and applause an effective burn from people i love that love you yeah seth thanks again. This movie is so funny i really hope everybody sees it. Its just a delight. 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Or is crazy and therefore he can get out of flying combat missions all he has to do is ask. But as soon as he asks, hes no longer crazy and so he has to fly more missions. Thats some catch, that catch22 its the best there is. Seth please welcome to the show Christopher Abbott, everyone [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show thanks for having me, man this is, like, my first late night seth this is it. Yeah. [ cheers ] seth its i mean, yeah and theres no better place to start seth thats very kind of you to say seth ive maybe would have said that to whoever was going to be the first show seth i think that would have been the right play. But, you know seth yes this one is honest and truthful i promise. Seth well, you nailed it you came out cause you even asked. You didnt know if you were supposed to sit on the end of the couch when you went yeah, i was or on the floor . Seth on the floor. [ light laughter ] or just go open the doors and, like, go back seth yeah, we get that a lot of time with first timers. Theyll just wander up into the audience yeah [ light laughter ] just wave and go home seth so this is as of right now its like a 10 out of 10 yeah, im doing alright im happy already. Seth this is this is my favorite book, catch22. Is it really . Seth and its a lot of peoples favorite books. And i would imagine there is something a little bit intimidating taking on something thats so well known and beloved. Yeah. Seth were you intimidated at all about jumping into it . Yeah, of course i mean, look, its an iconic literary character so its not you know, its not even an iconic movie character that someone people already have an image of. Seth right like the image of the character exists only in the readers mind. Right . So when you you know, when you read a book you cast it perfectly in your head right . Seth of course, yeah biggest budget in the world in your head [ light laughter ] so, you know, so its but at a certain point i had to kind of i had to let that go cause out of all the hardships that i had, i couldnt let that be [ laughter ] seth yeah, that big one. You know, yeah. Seth and then what was the process . I imagine you read the book after getting the part did it was i mean, had you read it before i did i did read it. Seth had you read it before though i was assigned it in high school seth yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth well leave it at that. Yeah. Seth well leave it that, yeah you know, i was stoned most of [ light laughter ] i think i remember reading it then seth yeah. Yeah, it was great. Seth but i would [ laughter ] but i would bet most of the books you were reading in high school, based on the condition you were in, were great. They were all good. Seth the were all good, yeah yeah. [ light laughter ] seth you always you famously said, all books are exactly as good as one another. Exactly, right. Always good. Seth this is but i did read it seth yes yeah. Seth i mean, it must have been though fun, because it is such a its also such verbal book yeah. Seth the dialogue is so great. It must have been so exciting to read the book knowing you were playing the part thinking, oh, this is going to be just the richest material. Yeah, i mean, its just its like a big old sandwich you know seth yeah. Its like i mean, and you know, having that much, kind of, source material to kind of work off and get the tone of the entire show. What the shows going to be, all that i mean, its just like its a plethora of knowledge to have. Seth and then George Clooney is in it produces it. So that also, i would imagine, has a risk of being intimidating what was it like when you first met george after i mean, after i googled him [ laughter ] seth yeah. You know. I found out he did a lot seth yeah, hes done a lot of stuff hes done a few movies. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Hes up and coming. No, i mean, i was really yeah no, i was nervous about that, too, on top of Everything Else but no, hes great and when i went i auditioned for it you know, old schoolstyle and he greeted me with a leather helmet on. Which i guess from the movie leatherheads. Seth oh, like an old timey football helmet . Yeah, yeah. So i didnt know what i should say. [ laughter ] i dont know if i had to, like, Say Something about the movie. Like, oh, yeah. I saw that. Or something [ light laughter ] but i just kind of im like, maybe this is normal. But it broke the ice, none the less seth yeah, thats good thats very kind of and i obviously this is you play a bombardier in world war ii airplane. Thats where all the bombardiers worked yeah. [ laughter ] seth theres you know, its obviously very they didnt just throw them from the ground. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] over a big hill yeah seth well, they did in the beginning they were throwing them. And then someone said, we got to get these up in airplanes. You gotta get em higher. [ laughter ] get them make them go farther. Seth you so its very loud on these bombing runs yeah. Seth but im sure that all is put in post yeah. Seth but i heard that george was very helpful with the sound effects for the actors he would. Whenever there was like you know, theres constantly flak happening all the time in these planes but if there was an important one where, you know this isnt a spoiler some people die in the show. But, like, if there is an important one, i think he would just kind of go, boom. Seth oh, yeah. Yeah. Seth so that you as an actor would know that a boom had happened thats how i work [ laughter ] just tell me boom. And then i react like a bomb just exploded. [ light laughter ] seth youre really letting us behind the curtain of how this stuff works yeah, its not that magical seth yeah. It really isnt seth yeah. Yeah. Seth this is this show is starting right as game of thrones is ending. And there was a time you were a bearded actor. Sure. Im a bearded person sometimes seth yeah. Yeah, yeah. Seth yeah, right not just an actor. You have a beard off set as well sometimes i have a beard. Seth there was a time where you did line up a lot with Kit Harington as far as facial hair yeah. Yeah seth would you get mistaken for him . Some ive heard that ive heard that. Seth yeah. You know, weve got the locks. Seth i mean, we tried to find, like, the ones that matched up but thats kind of on the money right there. [ laughter ] so i would just say we both equally look unhappy to have our photos being taken [ laughter ] seth right that is somebody so this was somebody who couldnt get their phone to work they were like, can i get a picture . And then they were like, oh, its locked. Yeah. Seth and then theyre like, oh, its point at me. I looks like im getting a photo like they told me a comparison photo was about to take place [ laughter ] and thats how unhappy i look. Seth thats how excited you were thats how excited i was about it but you know, hes a handsome guy. Seth he is a handsome guy. Its not like its don rickles or something seth no, exactly thats true. You know who you look like . Youre like, please dont say rickles. [ light laughter ] hey, congrats on the show. I have been a fan of yours for a long time. Thanks, seth. Yeah [ cheers and applause seth and im really excited to see more of it. Thats Christopher Abbott, everybody. All six episodes of catch22 are streaming now exclusively on hulu well be right back with janine brito, everybody. [ cheers and applause see ya later. Im out of here. Alright. Fellas. Hello, are you the locksmith . Yes i am. Come on in. I think we were able to salvage the lock. 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And then in the confusion ill live yeah im getting older. Getting real rickety i am at the age where all of my poops feel like a cry for help [ laughter ] which is very fun for me but im told i look much younger than i am. And i think thats because i am half icelandic and half cuban. I am an ice cube [ cheers and applause oh, snap what i thought we were an endangered species. Hello, fellow ice cubes. But, no. You can vouch. Im sure you look like a baby. cause apparently this is what happens when you put latte skin on a nordic bone structure [ applause ] thanks, mom and dad. Thank you for that but as far as my young and wild days, i did peak real late, real quick. Real short my wild days were very short cause i actually i came out pretty late for someone my age i came out essentially tail end of college, because i didnt want to have any fun so i waited until the party was wrapping up. [ light laughter ] and then i came out. And when i did all of my friends and family were like, ah, yeah. [ laughter ] we know. Which was weird to me. cause i thought i was hiding it pretty well back then. Like, back then i had real long hair my favorite color was pink [ light laughter ] thought that would cover it. It did not [ light laughter ] it didnt work and for a while i tried to figure out what gave me away and i realized that up until that point i never talked about sex or dating. And then when i did, i way overcompensated. [ laughter ] yeah and the first instance of this was when i was 12. I realized all my friends were getting into dating and boys and stuff. And i thought, oh, snap, got to catch up. So what i did is i went to the mall and i bought a thunder from down under nudie man calendar [ light laughter ] you know, like we all did at 12. [ laughter ] thats a normal thing for a child to do. First off, whats up with the guy that sold me that . I hope hes on a list somewhere. [ laughter ] fingers crossed. But i remember i wouldnt even let the dude put it in a bag. I made him hand it to me so i could walk around the mall just like, check out what the jdog likes. [ light laughter ] just so proud. I showed it to my mother when i got home, which is very creepy [ light laughter ] but i remember i came in the front door and i was like, mama, come to the foyer. [ laughter ] and when my mother comes out of the living room and sees her 12yearold daughter holding this naked stripper dude calendar, my mom gives me this look thats just like, huh. Which said two things. It said, one, i dont believe you. And, two, no straight woman under the age of 75 is into this what the hell is going on, blanche devereaux . Like, what is this cause its true it was especially true then it was premagic mike. But its still true today. cause i have been to both bachelor and bachelorette parties. I have observed straight people in that habitat. And, like, straight dudes watching female strippers there are men in the room legitimately being aroused but straight women watching male strippers, nobodys getting turned on. [ light laughter ] at most you guys are like, oh, hes a cutie patootie. [ laughter ] but, its mostly just like an oh, my god, kathy this is so out of character [ laughter ] like bonding experience for a bunch of h. R. Ladies [ applause ] like, there is no woman sitting in a dark booth at a chippendales show like, oh, god, i cant wait to get home so i can just ahh [ laughter ] no one i am engaged im engaged to the best person in the world [ cheers and applause thank you. Thank you. So, yes, marriage, but no kids no kids for me and i love kids. I do but there is no guarantee youre going to get a good kid really its a crap shoot. Knowing my luck, id end up with a republican or an improv nerd or something gross [ laughter ] like, even if i adopted even if i ostensibly chose my child, i cant walk into an Adoption Agency and say, bring me your chubbiest boy in glasses who knows who rupaul is. [ laughter ] thats not how it works. A sea of children isnt going to part leaving one in the back like, yaassss, mama yaasss thats going to do it for me thank you all. [ cheers and applause seth janine brito, everyone. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to olivia wilde, Christopher Abbott, janine brito, everyone [ cheers and applause leslie jones, sebastian thomson, 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause