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And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump this morning denied reports that he withheld military aid from ukraine in order to pressure of the country to investigate former Vice President joe biden and his family he denied it and thats how you know he did it [ light laughter ] not because he always lies because that story is too weird and confusing to just deny [ laughter ] if someone told you, hey, people are saying you withheld military aid from ukraine to force an investigation into joe biden. You wouldnt say, no, i didnt. [ laughter ] youd say, wait, what . [ laughter ] second lady karen pence joined twitter over the weekend while First Lady Melania Trump joined bumble [ laughter ] a [ cheers and applause a Police Officer in michigan has been fired after officials found a framed kkk application and multiple confederate flags in his home, which he claims are memorabilia from the tv show the dukes of hazzard. [ laughter ] right, because who can forget the third duke brother, david . [ laughter and applause new york [ cheers and applause new york mayor bill de blasio yesterday voiced support for a new regulation that would permanently ban people from riding the subway if theyre caught exposing themselves or masturbating said perverts, honestly, at this point the subway is so unreliable i would rather [ laughter ] i would rather just masturbate at home. [ cheers and applause you have made it prohibitively hard to masturbate. A walrus attacked and sank a Russian Navy Landing boat in the arctic last week [ light laughter ] so its official walruses are doing more to combat russia than we are. [ laughter and applause and finally, a painting of actor Channing Tatums scrotum recently sold ebay for nearly 7,000 [ light laughter ] said the painter, what . That was a painting of my nana. [ light laughter ] maybe a little overconfident with our closer. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is an grammy awardwinning musician and coach on nbcs the voice. Gwen stefani is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause he is the star of perfect harmony premiering this thursday right here on nbc. Bradley whitford is here [ cheers and applause and she is the creator and executive producer of foxs very funny new animated series bless the harts. Emily spivey joins us tonight. [ cheers and applause so youre here on a good night today very exciting, you guys, today is National Voter registration day to update your Voter Registration or register for the first time with a Nonpartisan Organization head count text voter to 40649 it takes less than two minutes just text voter to 40649 and make your voice heard. So, moving on. I was scrolling through reddit earlier today. And i saw this really interesting post about migrating tree frogs and wait, im sorry. I could be wrong here. But i think i smell smoke. And that could only mean one thing. Its time for ya burnt. [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the burn zone, everybody. Weve got a lot of topics to sizzle through, but not a lot of time over here is the burner. Lets turn on the gas and load her up woo joanie loves chachi [ laughter ] first up, vaping vaping, congrats you took something cool and dangerous like smoking and made it lame and potentially more dangerous. [ laughter and applause vaping was supposed to be the safe option. Finding out vaping can kill you is like finding out seatbelts give you syphilis. [ laughter ] but on the plus side, sucking on an ecig is still the best way i know of to make it look like youre giving oral sex to r2d2. [ laughter ] side burn, robot genitals. Side burn seth vaping, puff, puff, pass ya burnt rental cars, your locations are too creepy nothing like picking up a ford taurus in an abandoned parking lot to make me feel like im in the first two minutes of an episode of svu. [ laughter ] im always shocked when i open truck and there isnt a dead body in there. Not yet, at least [ light laughter ] seth and why does the car i picked up at the miami airport have kansas plates i want to look like a local, not some yahoo seeing the beach for the first time [ laughter ] and rental car places, for the last time, no, i dont want to pay extra for the gps unit i have a phone we all have phones [ laughter ] we also dont need a calculator, a compass, or a stack of porno magazines. [ laughter ] rental cars, sorry if this hurts. But you can kiss my avis because ya burnt [ applause ] Jeremy Renners music. Wow, we are truly in the middle of the jeremyrennerssance [ laughter ] this is just like the real renaissance if instead of painting the sistine chapel, michelangelo started a creed cover band [ laughter ] hey, jeremy, great idea starting a band i mean, just look how well it looked for russell crowe, johnny depp, and bruce willis. [ laughter ] as we all know, every successful rock n roll career starts at age 48 [ light laughter ] and also, jeremy, congrats on becoming the new face of jeep. That is huge hats off, my friend. And when i say hats off, im referring to this fedora [ laughter ] jeremy renner, youre a great actor, but stay in your lane because ya burnt primary debates, why are we already doing this the election isnt until 2020. Youre like a white girl who celebrates her birthday year the year of kayla [ laughter ] seth most of these people arent going to be president i havent seen this many losers together since la la land thought it won best picture. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause face it, face it nobody cares what any of you have to say until you go against trump. And the only question i want to hear cory booker answer is howd you get rosario dawson, dude [ laughter ] primary debates, time on get off the stage. Because ya burnt cauliflower, its got to hurt to be the worst vegetable i mean, thats like being [ laughter ] the most anonymous member of maroon 5 [ laughter ] also, cauliflower, your name is misleading if you have flower in your name, you should smell nice and not like, say, a basket of farts [ laughter ] also, why you so white you look like broccoli that celebrates its birthday year double burn, kayla [ laughter ] 19s not even a big birthday. [ laughter ] seth cauliflower, like the terrible pizza crust made out of you, ya burnt. Dancing with the stars, why the hell would you cast sean spicer . If i wanted to see sean spicer awkwardly dancing around, id just ask him a direct question [ laughter ] also, sean spicer [ cheers and applause lets be clear sean spicer is not a star. Tom cruise is a star sean spicer is somebody you would pay 200 bucks to show up to your weird kids birthday party. [ laughter ] why does that kid wear a bow tie . Seth also, sean, you tweeted that people who voted for you would be standing with god as if god is paying attention to dancing with the stars. [ light laughter ] of course, if he is, that would explain Global Warming [ laughter ] get off the couch, jesus. The world is on fire [ laughter ] seth dancing with the stars, chacha on out of here, ya burnt wedding announcements. The perfect combo of my two favorite dying institutions, marriage and newspapers. No one ever wants to read these unless the bride and groom have last names that sound funny together congatulations to the whole stankywang clan [ laughter ] seth and no offense, people who post wedding announcements your stories are boring. The story of how you met your spouse is never interesting unless youre, you know, woody allen. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] pretty interesting story [ laughter ] if you havent heard it, google it its pretty interesting. [ laughter ] wedding announcements, go into the chapel and youre going to get burnt. [ siren whats that noise . Oh, right. That sound means things are really cooking up, which means its time for our speed round. The blaze fall fashion edition. Turtle necks are you a sweater or an uncircumcised penis that made a wish to be a real boy . [ light laughter ] ya blazed. Plaid. You cant sell plaid without laid. And you cant get laid wearing plaid. [ laughter ] ya blazed. Camouflage oh, we can see you were just ignoring you. [ laughter ] ya blazed. Cardigans. Well, its faster than telling people youre a virgin [ laughter ] ya blazed. Wind breakers. If i really wanted to break wind, id eat a bunch of cauliflower. Ya blazed. [ laughter ] corduroys. Why you so loud . You make more noise than white girls at a lizzo concert ya blazed. [ laughter ] elbow patches. Hey, professor, if youre so smart, why didnt you wait for them to finish sewing your [ bleep ] sleeves before you put the jacket on . 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Give it up for fred armisen over on the drums [ cheers and applause and, fred, its actually been a wonderful week not only were you here, but i got to see you out in los angeles this past weekend. We were at the emmys together. And i love catching up with you because and i hope you know im not just blowing smoke here. Youre the most fascinating man i know fred aw, thank you seth youre welcome. Youre a renaissance man youre a comedian. Youre a musician. Youre a writer. And one thing that people dont know about you that weve been talking about this week is that you are an art connoisseur fred yes, i love all art seth and youre okay with the term connoisseur that doesnt offend you . Fred i like it seth okay, great [ light laughter ] and backstage you were saying that you have what you would describe as an art historians knowledge about every painting ever painted fred every painting. Seth and in that [ laughter ] when i heard that everything up until that point i signed on off on but i was like, man, every painting. So this is a true thing. You know everything about every painting fred yes seth at an art historians level . Fred more. Yes. Seth okay. [ laughter ] lets test it once again in our segment, fred armisen, art aficionado. [ cheers and applause seth all right, so there you go this is fred, this is Vincent Van Goghs 1885 masterpiece, the potato eaters. Fred, tell us about this classic painting fred he had a lot of help with this one. This was painted by his parents. [ laughter ] so he assigned them he sort of gave them an assignment hes like, you guys are my parents. You know, im this Famous Artist and, for once, lets have you do something. Why dont you depict our family . [ light laughter ] and they were like, were not really painters. Hes like, i think you can do it. So he gave them some coffee grounds. [ laughter ] and at the breakfast table, he just had them do it. And they came up with this now the problem is, how do you move a painting from a table on to a wall . Onto to canvas fascinating. So they used gravity for this. Theres a sort of [ laughter ] theres a method in which seth to move wait, they what sorry . Fred so they painted it they painted on seth they painted it on the table . Fred on the table. So they only seth so they didnt paint it on a canvas. Fred no theyre what did they know . [ laughter ] so hes like, okay. You guys are rookies lets get to this. So what they seth so did he basically walk back into the kitchen and go, no did he realize right away . Fred he had this relationship with them where he was very gentle with them. Seth okay. [ laughter ] fred so he had that reaction where hes like [ gasping and then he was like, okay. [ laughter ] what were going to do is sort of just you know, he just slowed it all down hes like, what were going to do is were going to try to move this onto a canvas. And they did it with gravity its amazing with magnets, theres a weight and kind of have it, like, stay on the table and then move the entire table onto the wall. [ laughter ] seth so, wait. So youre basically im sorry. You make this sound scientific they just hung the table on the wall fred they hung the table on the wall seth wait, with magnets . Fred if thats the term you want to use. This look, as an art historian [ laughter ] there is like theres some technical words that we use for hanging things up on the wall. [ laughter ] seth what is an example of one of those technical words that you just used fred theres like a wall metal which means like, where you would use nail we use like wall [ laughter ] seth also, im not an art historian. But the first thing fred right, im forgiving you for it seth the first thing you said was, you know, he was very famous. Fred yeah. Seth but i think, famously, van gogh wasnt famous till after his death. [ laughter ] fred thats what his publicist his publicist at the time was like, we need to make this thing [ laughter ] they were like [ applause ] you know, youre penniless but, no, that wasnt not the case seth got you and what im sorry. And again, i want you to know i am apologizing for my ignorance in even asking what were his parents names fred maria and mariao. [ laughter ] seth sorry so not mario fred no, no. Mariao seth give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause mariao van gogh. Fred yes seth mariao van gogh fred yes [ laughter ] seth our first guest tonight is a grammywinning musician and coach on the voice. New episodes air mondays and tuesdays at 8 00p. M. On nbc lets take a look. [ cheers and applause i was just saying what i want next is a Little Princess girl that sings that just sings an angel beautiful that will be my little girl. [ cheers and applause thats what i wanted i just said that no joke you got to be are you kidding me she just said that. She did say that. I heard it are you guys kidding me i was just saying that to john wasnt i, john seth please welcome back to the show, gwen stefani, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Hi seth you look amazing as always aw, thank you seth this a very busy time for you. This yes seth youve got the voice. Youve got a residency in las vegas. And you were in singapore recently preforming. Just yesterday, or something. Seth really . A few days ago. Seth oh, my god. Yeah, so. Seth its probably i think its still tomorrow there with the time difference it is so weird. Because its like 17 hours from l. A. In a tube like seth yeah. What am i doing in the air this long . But it was a really good show. Seth have you done shows there before have you i did that actual festival it was, like, 45,000 people. Seth oh, my god. It was a sea of people. Its just incredible because youre traveling to a different culture. Seth yes and theyre singing your songs. And youre just and it had been, like, i think a seven or 10year gap. So it was really magical yeah seth and someone came up on stage and i guess this is something that has happened to you before he asked that he asked to you sign his arm well, people are really people like tattoos. Theyre really carefree about it now seth yeah. I noticed that. Post malone did the thing. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth you know what i looked at him. And i noticed that, too. Yeah, do you notice that . [ laughter ] seth i did i thought it was good though. Always tired that was a good idea seth yeah. I was this girl i think yeah. Seth oh, it was a girl im sorry. I dont actually i dont know because i it was she was way down in the audience and she had a sign and it said, please sign my arm so i can get a tattoo tonight. And i was like, okay. I would like seth so the idea is you would sign the arm and then they would go straight to a tattoo artist and have them basically just do their signature in ink yeah. Yeah so i was like in singapore, it was like, its strict because its so many people. Its a festival. And i was like, get up here on stage. And also security is like and they let her, like, come, like, a little bit on stage, just enough that i could reach her arm and sign it. And she did it she seth we have a we have a clip and i would like to point out, this would be the way id feel, too. That actually puts more pressure on your signature than anything else because now oh, my gosh i was like sweaty. Seth lets take a look it was not good if it turns out bad, promise you wont get it dont get it youre so sweaty [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause love you seth thats fantastic i cant believe you have the clip of that [ cheers and applause seth we got the clip thats crazy. Seth do you have i will say, i compliment your penmanship it was a thank you seth seemed like you have very nice signature. Thank you i always i mean, this is not the first time that ive done that and im always like, is your mom going to get mad at you if i do this . You know and, you know, basically, i say, if its not good, promise me youre not going to go get it. Seth right the voice are you weve talked about this before a couple years ago you were here. Are you competitive . I know theres been talks about i think we said last time that on particularly on competitive nights, between and you blake, he sleeps on the couch. Is that still happening . This season, we are im going to win seth okay, got you so, i [ cheers and applause i feel like seth yeah. Generally generally, im not a competitive person but when it comes to this show, i feel like it really does bring it out of me i mean, these are i basically have lived all of these contestants dreams. So i have their dreams in the palm of my hand as far as, like, trying to help them. You know what i mean so its just an amazing role to play and my team this season is ridiculous and theyre not only just super talented but they just i love them theyre very lovable so im having a lot of fun i really do want to win. I really want to win seth you also had a bit of fun with blake you posted on instagram this photo with teenagers is that accurate i mean oh, man seth yeah. I wish i would have known him then seth you did you wrote you wish hes so cute seth that you would have known him then [ laughter ] and you guys are definitely you were obviously, even today you have different styles, you and blake. But i would imagine it was even more severe back then, the way you looked and the way he looked i think so. Seth yeah. And i always think about that and i never, never thought that i would get the opportunity to be with someone that has a mullet or had a mullet seth yeah. [ laughter ] seth even ever yeah, ever had. Yeah. Can you believe it he actually had that hair cut. Thats [ laughter ] he thought that was great. Seth i love blake. And i think hes great i can believe it [ laughter ] oh, okay. Seth i was not like, oh, blake had a mullet . [ laughter ] is it weird for you obviously, you know, you came up in a different generation of music, watching the voice now and realizing, oh, this is not just a show like that for them to get their shot but social media and how much quicker we see artists do their work. Because they can get it to everybody at once. Is it crazy when you compare how long it took for you to get your break . I say it all the time i would never make it on the voice. I mean, it is crazy what they do and the opportunities that they have is insane you know but, yeah, we had nothing. We were just in the garage literally for nine years making music we purposely knew was never going to get on the radio. And that was the the alternative to the alternative, like and then just one day, wrote a song called just a girl that i thought nobody would ever hear and then it got on radio seth and was that [ cheers and applause i mean, yeah incredible song. I remember the first time i saw it you know, and again you do . Seth well, its a different era as well. Because of course you were watching music videos. I know. Seth see, thats how you saw songs. Which i feel like that doesnt happen in the same way anymore i feel like did i that video for just a girl. And, at the time, youve got to remember, like i had nobody helping me i had my makeup box and my suitcase and nothing else. And i remember going from that video shoot to the plane and didnt come home for two and a half years and went around the world. And seth wow it was just it was the craziest, like, mom, im going on tour. I lived at home. Seth yeah. Like, i lived in my parent house. [ laughter ] i was 26 seth you and now it must be strange because, you know, you have a catalogue of music now that you know, as you mentioned, like, you guys started as the alternative to the alternative and then went more mainstream. And now i feel like you have the kind of songs that you can hear almost anywhere. Do you ever walk into restaurants and hear your music . Is that is it just a surreal thing . I do. Its so crazy. Even just this morning, every time i walked back to the hotel after doing something. My song i think they put my song on to walk in [ laughter ] im like, okay. This is cool. And then im like and then i would drive out. And theres these, like, autograph hounder guys seth yeah. That are in new york. And theyll cycle along and like, gwen, ive been waiting nine days. And literally had my music on the bike and playing weird bsides. Thinking that if he played a bside, id be like, roll the window down. [ laughter ] okay get in the car come on, lets go. Seth well, i will tell you that i ask every hotel i stay at to play my theme song when i walk in. And no one will do it. Aw. Seth so you should be flattered. I am im honored and i love it. It never gets old. And any time anyone listens to my music, it just brings me so much joy thank you. So much. [ cheers and applause seth and, yeah, absolutely you were saying backstage, your oldest kids are 13 and 11. Is that right . And then i have the little one thats five. Seth five. Mmhmm. Seth do they have any relationship with your music yet . How do they feel when they hear it i mean, they dont really care seth yeah. About me as far as, like, any of that stuff goes i feel like unless they have, you know, mom, can you do you have Ellen Degeneres text can you text cause i really want to play fortnite with ninja. [ laughter ] im, like, im not going to text ellen so you can play fortnite. You know, like seth yeah. They try to use me sometimes. Seth gotcha. So it seems like theyre playing it wrong they should walk in and be like, oh, my god. That bside was awesome. Hey, mom. [ laughter ] totally independent of me just jamming out to your deep tracks. You mentioned vegas, or i mentioned vegas. This residency is amazing. You have multiple this isnt even all the costume changes right . Are there thats well, thats all my costume changes. Seth okay, got you yes seth so you have five different looks. God, thank god i dont have more than five seth yeah. But, i want to say, it just must be again, to have this body of work and to be able to share with it fans like this, it must just be amazing. It is amazing i think that doing the show is something i could have never dreamed up i think that, you know, no doubt played at the same theater one of the first times we played in, you know, the big show we played in vegas. And now im playing there at the zappos theater it used to be called the aladdin. Its just its really crazy how time has just flown by and i think that this show is really my life boiled down to a show on stage. And so its just really, really, nostalgic. Everybody comes out from around the world,which is so different from doing a tour. You know what i mean seth sure. cause its like its weird mixture of people that are drunk in vegas [ laughter ] like seth yeah. Singg, i love talking toan people in the audience cause its such so many weirdos. [ laughter ] its so its just its really fun seth well, thats great. Congrats on that and im going to be there for two years now. So seth thats amazing. The final shows are announced. And its going to be its going to be one of those bittersweet, like, oh, my gosh you know, its going to be over. And i did it so seth well i hope you guys can come. Seth congratulations on that [ cheers and applause best of luck on the voice. Thank you thank you. Seth i think this is your year yes [ chee and applause i. The voice airs mondays and tuesdays on nbc. Well be right back with Bradley Whitford [ cheers and applause lost, in a vast desert completely devoid of basset hounds. [ back in babys arms by patsy cline ] then, it appeared a beacon of hope. Im back in babys arms more glorious than a billion sunsets. We were found. Im back where i belong found by the hounds. 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Im being quiet. Youre breathing on me if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Lets go to the cemetery [ cheers and applause seth our next guest is an emmywinning actor you know from such shows as the west wing, transparent and the handmaids tale. He can be seen next in the upcoming series perfect harmony, which premieres this thursday on nbc. Lets take look. Is this hell . I guess i had that coming. That was quite a bender you were on, art its arthur how do you know my name . We looked through your wallet after we wrestled your pants off. You peed so much. Now you put up quite a fight. Luckily, im huge. [ light laughter ] i shouldnt be here im going to get my pants and go seth please welcome to the show Bradley Whitford, everyone. [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show its good to be here. I love your show seth we ran into each other backstage at the emmys yes seth and it felt very hollywood. cause we both were kind of thought you were going to be here this week but we definitely didnt know what day neither of us were absolutely sure seth yeah. When it was going to happen yeah, yeah, yeah seth it was a little bit like, i think im going to see you. I think ill see you soon i think you asked me what day. I said, i have no idea. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] did you go to any of the parties . I went to a couple. I nt to a i dont like the parties. Seth yeah. Its loud people are hammered. Seth yep its theres a lot of bitter losing people there seth yes [ light laughter ] you know . Seth the night before the parties are better cause theres so many less losers theres such potential. Seth yeah. Everybody everybody is thinking, and tomorrow, ill have my emmy. Yes, yes. And then their hopes are dashed. And theyre hammered seth yeah. Yeah. Seth you but congratulations. You had won an emmy the week before at the creative emmys seth the creative emmys. Yes [ cheers and applause thank you. Seth a well deserved a well deserved emmy for your work on handmaids tale. But you were very sweet. Because in your speech, you shouted out an actor who had not even been nominated in the category yes andrew scott from seth fleabag. From fleabag who plays the hot priest [ cheers ] seth the hot priest. [ cheers and applause and i think him not getting nominated casts a pall over every every winner. Seth yeah. Yes it makes it meaningless. Seth i think its very strange. Especially a week later, fleabag rightfully so, in my opinion, getting all of the emmys at once. Yes seth and you want to say to the voters, how did you miss hot priest . Yeah. I dont know how you missed the hot priest seth yeah. I feel like he was he held the whole thing together everybody is obsessed with this guy seth everybody is obsessed with the hot [ cheers ] everybody no matter where you are, wants you know, on the spectrums, you want to give this guy, for some reason, a brisk workout in cupids gymnasium [ laughter ] seth yeah. You know what i mean . Seth and then you as i mentioned, you won on handmaids tale. Your wife, amy is also on handmaids tale. Yes yes. She plays mrs. Mackenzie seth yes it would make no sense for commander lawrence and mrs. Mackenzie to get together seth right, so youre safe yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth you dont have to worry about having to, like, play the husband and wife on the show yeah, yeah. No i cant imagine how that would happen [ light laughter ] seth does it lighten it up a little cause i imagine, you know, obviously its some pretty dark subject matter ill tell you, its a really interesting set. Because it we shoot in canada these are genetically, stereotypically the sweetest human beings on the planet [ cheers ] they are so kind and its a really wonderful crew and then the material is so brutal so youll [ light laughter ] youll hear the like, the a. D. Will say, okay, i dont want to rush you but i think we should get the nooses on the girls. [ laughter and applause or its very bizarre. Oh, no. Im sorry, you need to spread spread your legs we cant see the you know [ laughter ] its like, oh, my god. Seth yeah, well its good. It cuts it a little bit. It cuts it. Its a very loose set. Seth the new show is not without some dark elements but its certainly more uplifting than [ light laughter ] than the handmaids tale. Yeah, its a lot more uplifting. And the women actually talk back on that show seth thats very nice. So seth yeah, theres some theres some added some sass that you dont see in gilead yes, yes. You dont see that sass in gilead seth do you how did this come about how did this show come about this i had been dying to do a comedy. Jason winer who seth i went to college with. An old College Buddy of mine, jason winer. Oh, really . Oh, wow. Well, he is wonderful. He directed modern family pilot. I love modern family. I really wanted to meet with him. And lesley wake webster, her grandfather went through a very difficult time at the end of his life, was a big choir director and end up in this church in kentucky and its got a real kind of parks and rec feel with this added musical element. Its a lot of fun. Seth and and i play a broken man seth you play a broken man yeah, thats my wheelhouse. Seth will we see you sing . Is that going to happen . You will. Seth okay. You will. [ laughter ] you will at some point seth it was just an anniversary as mentioned on the emmys when you yes seth and jimmy smits, 20 years 20 years. Seth on sunday of west wing. Thats crazy i dont know if youve felt this yet but it is very strange theres no segway in show business like, youre a young guy starting out and then youre wilford brimley. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] well, i have a weird thing, which is my entire career has been in this building. So i have the same i. D. From 2001 [ laughter ] listen, i actually when i got out of the garage here, they said, yes, its the same floor as snl. and the security guy was like, yeah, seth seth he cant leave the hallway. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] right. Im like im in this giant building ive literally been on the same hallway. [ laughter ] i know. Seth it was like i went to college in my backyard its like a career treadmill. Seth yeah, exactly do you do people ever ask you because of your association with the west wing, would you ever consider a life in politics . Yes i get asked that a lot my standard answer is, i have no desire or capacity to act that much. 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Hi oh, my god this is so exciting. Seth this is so exciting it is such a trip to have you back in the building we met in this building. We did. Seth we started the same year, 2001, on saturday night live. Yes, right. Right after 9 11 seth youre in the same class. Right after 9 11 were in the same class, yeah seth and i feel like people who come together at snl are always sort of intensely close but i think the fact that we started days before 9 11 yeah. In that intense time seth made us even closer yeah oh, yeah. Seth it was a tricky time to work in comedy oh, my god. Seth and i was saying about this earlier youre one of my favorite people to be around in terms of when you have to write. Because you are a Brilliant Writer who is very honest about how hard it is and how much you hate it. Oh, its horrible seth yeah. [ light laughter ] its a horrible nightmare seth yeah. Its like a hard turd [ laughter ] every time you sit down to write something seth yeah. Its like living a nightmare over and over. [ laughter ] and by the way, im so grateful to be doing it i dont mean to sound like seth yeah. You know, like seth but every cause i think we were saying theres some writers who theyre very confident. They walk down the halls youre like, what do you got tonight . And theyre like, i got a couple of really good ideas. Whereas every time i ask you, youd be like, yall i got nothin. I got nothin i got nothin [ laughter ] thats horrible. Seth i do want to prove how much how little that was true these are some of the franchises you wrote. Oh, god aww. Seth there she is. Poehler is kaitlin seth kaitlin personal favorite of mine. Theres bronx beat. Oh, bronx beat. Seth yeah. The world is going to blow up [ cheers and applause seth the world is going to blow up. Donatella. Oh, god [ laughter ] look at horatio. Seth horatio is Elton John Elton john. Seth i cant believe he didnt get to play elton john in that movie they made why didnt he seth come on i thought the same thing. [ light laughter ] seth and then of course you oh, my god. Oprahs favorite things. Seth yeah. The studio blew up. Seth the studio blew up. Yeah. Seth and then you wrote a less popular, i think right seth in the annals of snl. It delighted like four people seth it delighted for Billy Bob Thornton, which i think was our fourth or fifth show yes seth and it was called fencedin area. Fencedin area. Seth and there i am. On the same night that i gave Blake Shelton [ bleep ] for having a mullet. [ laughter ] there i am [ applause ] i want you to i want you to have this hair in real life seth yes im im so attracted to you in this. Seth thank you [ laughter ] with this look. Seth you this is a very specific kind of sketch that you wrote. Yes seth youre from North Carolina yes seth you are enamored by this world you wrote on king of the hill. Yes seth explain real quick the premise behind fencedin area, because it is as small an idea its a whiff of a concept [ light laughter ] it barely clung to the paper as i writing. But this billy bob fencedin an area in his backyard that was about as big as this little stagearoo thing. D then he had big dreams about what he was going to do with it. Like, meaning, i might put a pool in there. [ light laughter ] i might buy some rottweilers, put them in there. And then so it was ruining his life so then seth was his little brother who showed up to say, please come inside and stop drinking beer and staring at your fencedin area. [ laughter ] and he had this beautiful mullet and he was saying, lets go key jeff turners four wheeler. Seth yeah. And [ light laughter ] and this is a true story when Billy Bob Thornton was on this show a couple years ago, i had not seen him 16 years i had not seen him and i walked into his dressing room and he went, fencedin area. [ laughter ] so it landed with him. Yes well, i love him oh, my god hes seth bless the harts is similar to this world. Yes . Yes seth and is this inspired by where you came from and the people you knew . Oh, god, yeah yeah its all about my home town. Everything i write secretly takes place in the south, which you know about like, even if its not the south, in my mind its the south. And it also might be in the 80s the 1980s. [ light laughter ] but yeah in the vein of my southern obsession, bless the harts is this billy bob character its my hometown and its people i grew up with and its sort of like a king of the hill that takes place in North Carolina with female leads, lets say. Seth yeah. cause you have some of the voices of people heard in the clip kristen wiig, maya rudolph, the incredibly talented jillian bell mmhmm. Seth ike barinholtz. Yep seth and it must be so fun to know that you have these people whos voices over the years, youve come to learn so well oh, my gosh yeah its been its a delight writing for them. cause its just like a family its like our twin language. Like, anyone from the groundlings or snl or whatever, you do speak the same comedic language it is like it feels its like orgasmic writing for that [ light laughter ] yeah, its just been im the luckiest girl in the world seth i wanna [ cheers and applause this is very strange to use our time together to talk about something that neither of us wrote. Right seth but our friend colin jost wrote a sketch for Justin Timberlake that is maybe the hardest ive ever seen you laugh. Oh, my god. It was amazing seth and the hardest i laughed watching you laugh but the premise of the sketch was he played Michael Mcdonald, the singer, Michael Mcdonald yes, from the doobie brothers seth who had opened a restaurant called mcdonalds right seth Michael Mcdonalds mcdonalds. Right seth unaware the premise was he was unaware that there was a previously existing mcdonalds strangely unaware yes. Seth yeah. I guess he was out of the country or touring or something. Seth and so the whole sketch was him explaining the legal troubles he was in right but it was premise heavy because not only were there legal troubles, but also the mcdonalds was in a bad part of town seth yes so it was like a double premise. Seth yeah. It was very dense seth it very dense yeah. Seth it was at dress rehearsal. And again, Justin Timberlake can make anything work except this [ laughter ] heres a clip from Michael Mcdonalds mcdonalds. Oh, lord have mercy unfortunately my legal problems are only the tip of the iceberg. It turns out you need a lot of permits to open a restaurant permits i do not have. The sign fell off the roof and it landed on the top of a school bus [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth but this was our going away present for you we wrote down every pitch we had written. In that rewrite seth and all the rewrite was, was us singing Michael Mcdonald lines about a bad mcdonalds mmhmm. Yeah seth like, for example a mama racoon just gave birt in the ball pit yeah. [ laughter ] yeah this went on for hours also, i was deeply pregnant. I was about two weeks from giving birth seth oh, yeah. Thats right so the whole time seth we thought you were going to i was laughing so hard. I was like, the babys going to squirt out. [ laughter ] and im just going to keep pitching cause i did not want this rewrite sess to end. I think we were there until like 12 30 seth we were there and, again, we realized we wasted all this time the minute the sketch started, it was like, this aint going to air. [ laughter ] but was it but the joy it gave us, though. Was it really a waste of time . Seth oh, its the best lets do the part. I watched a rat eat a fish fillet and die [ laughter ] the rat ate a fish fillet and died [ laughter ] my other favorite one was the only mcflurry is the flurry of gunfire its like why . [ laughter ] why did he build this mcdonalds mcdonalds. Seth why did he built it also what are you doing seth what are you doing . So, again, i just want to throw it out to the universe look, Justin Timberlake is a busy guy we have a thing at our show called, Second Chance theater. Justin, come on back. Seth i feel like if we can ever if there was ever a reason please, lord. Seth to do it, its Michael Mcdonalds mcdonalds. From your mouth to gods ears seth yes [ light laughter ] congratulations on your show thank you seth it is absutely a delight to have you here aw. Seth thats emily spivey, everybody. Bless the harts premieres sunday night on fox. Well be right back. Oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to gwen stefani, Bradley Whitford emily spivey, everybody. [ cheers and applause fred armisen of course, the 8g band stay tuned for a little late with lilly singh. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause lilly tonight on a little late with lilly singh, weve got Natalie Portman. Thank you so much for having me [ cheers and applause lilly oh, my god, you guys, Natalie Portman just talked to me [ light laughter ] of course im talking to you. You have a talk show lilly my god, shes still talking to me. [ laughter ] what do i do what do i do [ light laughter ] you could talk back to me lilly she wants me to talk back to her. Gh

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