And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump this morning denied reports that he withheld military aid from ukraine in order to pressure of the country to investigate former Vice President joe biden and his family he denied it and thats how you know he did it [ light laughter ] not because he always lies because that story is too weird and confusing to just deny [ laughter ] if someone told you, hey, people are saying you withheld military aid from ukraine to force an investigation into joe biden. You wouldnt say, no, i didnt. [ laughter ] youd say, wait,
President trump. And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump this morning denied reports that he withheld military aid from ukraine in order to pressure of the country to investigate former Vice President joe biden and his family he denied it and thats how you know he did it [ light laughter ] not because he always lies because that story is too weird and confusing to just deny [ laughter ] if someone told you, hey, people are saying you withheld military aid from ukraine to force an investigation into joe biden, you wouldnt say, no, i didnt. [ laughter ]
And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey how are ya . cheers and applause how are you, everyone . Hey welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to the show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you. By now, youve probably heard of alabama senatorial candidate, former judge, and humancracker barrel hybrid, roy moore. Last week, allegations surfaced that, when moore was an assistant District Attorney in the 1970s, he had sexual contact with a 14yearold which would be appropriate only if he were a 14yearold assistant District Attorney laughter kind of like a douchey howser. laughter i watched that show. A horror show. laughter moore went on hannity radio to strongly make things worse do you remember dating girls that young at that time . Not generally, no. laughter jon ooh. Stephen no, not generally. But specifically, you betcha laughter bu
Batiste and band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey how are ya . cheers and applause how are you, everyone . Hey welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to the show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you. By now, youve probably heard of alabama senatorial candidate, former judge, and humancracker barrel hybrid, roy moore. Last week, allegations surfaced that, when moore was an assistant District Attorney in the 1970s, he had sexual contact with a 14yearold which would be appropriate only if he were a 14yearold assistant District Attorney laughter kind of like a douchey howser. laughter i watched that show. A horror show. laughter moore went on hannity radio to strongly make things worse do you remember dating girls that young at that time . Not generally, no. laughter jon ooh. Stephen no, not generally. But specifically, you
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