Guests jessica biel billy crudup comedian jay jurden, and featuring the legendary roots cr questlove 1141 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you very much [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause ]. You made it. The tonight show. You guys, tonight was game one of the world series between the Houston Astros and the Washington Nationals and this is nice, even though their teams not in it, yankees fans promise to boo whoever wins [ laughter ] well, earlier tonight, abc aired the classic halloween special, its the Great Pumpkin, charlie brown. [ cheers and applause they actually updated it a bit at the end of this version, the Great Pumpkin gets impeached [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats right, the impeachment inquiry is in full swing and i heard that today actually marks the onemonth anniversary of the impeachment yeah when he heard that, trump was like, i cant believe nobody got me a present [ laughter ] not even a card from Pierre Dilecto . [ light laughter ] now democrats say the impeachment might take longer than expected because each witness keeps providing even more leads [ light laughter ] so basically, trumps legal strategy is commit so many crimes, they can never finish the investigation. [ laughter and applause theyre almost done tell don jr. To rob a bank and today the top official from the u. S. Embassy in ukraine testified, and one congressman called it his most disturbing day in congress. And thats counting the day Mitch Mcconnell walked out of the sauna without a towel. [ laughter ] is that his good god [ light laughter ] now a new report claims Vladimir Putin is the one who convinced trump that ukraine was corrupt. You can tell putin has a lot of influence over trump, because he also convinced him to trade all of his halloween milky ways for a roll of necco wafers [ laughter ] its even trade its even. You get actually more candy than i do. [ light laughter ] theres like 30 wafers in there. It is a beautiful peppermint chalk candy. [ light laughter ] and now some 2020 news there is a new poll out in iowa that shows joe biden and Elizabeth Warren are nearly tied in the race with Pete Buttigieg not far behind. Pretty interesting poll. Take a look. 18 of people said, i support biden. 17 said, i support warren. 13 said, i support buttigieg. 32 said, im still undecided. 24 said, seriously the election has been going on for months. [ laughter ] 19 said, oh excuse me, jodi. But before i pick a candidate, i want to get to know them. [ light laughter ] 28 said, sure carl, just like youve been getting to know your coworker diane. [ laughter ] 37 said, hey, you know diane and i are just friends we have to work close together to do a good job. [ light laughter ] 14 said, you work at the Cheesecake Factory how hard is that . [ light laughter ] 21 said, uhm, have you seen the size of that menu . Every day is a culinary minefield. Why am i even defending myself what about your job . Hows your start up going . And 15 said, its going great. Everyone agrees that cbd toilet paper is the next big thing. [ laughter and applause 31 said, well, i think its gonna go down the toilet, just like our savings and this relationship. [ light laughter ] 40 said, im hanging up, carl. And 60 said, i hung up ten years ago. [ light laughter ] and finally, 2 said i support kamala harris. [ cheers and applause that of course, is our latest installment of our segment, interesting polls. Well, in a new interview trump said he doesnt want copies of the New York Times or the Washington Post in the white house. Oh, no trump only keeps one newspaper in the white house, and that he uses to train rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] bad rudy, bad rudy. You piddled on the carpet again. Now get in your cage. [ light laughter ] well if things arent crazy enough, last night trump apparently retweeted an account called, this is real, dj trumps butt. [ light laughter ] when i saw it, my first thought was, wow, mitt romney really really likes coming up with new twitter accounts [ light laughter ] oh, and i saw that the new logo for the paris 2024 olympics was just revealed. Check it out ooh, i like it its better than the original design, a baguette smoking a a cigarette. [ laughter ] can we see the logo again . Something about the logo looks familiar yeah can we turn it sideways . [ pop yeah, that it. There you go thats what it was [ laughter ] i knew i knew what it was. Steve yeah jimmy well, this is exciting, after months of renovations, the museum of modern art has officially reopened here in new york. [ cheers and applause and not only did they update the building, but apparently they also updated the names of the paintings. Ill show you what i mean. Heres van goghs starry night. But now its called mixing nyquil with white claw. [ laughter ] next up, heres warhols campbells soup cans. Now its called, Bernie Sanders glove compartment. [ light laughter ] hand me a creamy tomato. [ laughter ] heres jackson pollocks one number 31, 1950. Now its called new york jets playbook. [ laughter ] and finally heres the bather. Now its called, dad wakes up at 3 00 a. M. To get a fresca. [ laughter ] oh, this is going viral. A mom in illinois was up all night after seeing a ghost in her babys crib. Did anyone see this li its pretty creepy check this out look can you see the baby [ audience ohs ] yeah look at this, right . But then when she finally went into the room the next morning and pulled back the covers, she found the cause. And this is true it was a mattress tag. Take a look. [ light laughter ] yeah meanwhile her baby was like, you waited all night before coming into my room . [ laughter ] [ applause ] ghost baby next to me . And finally, this weekend snoop dogg celebrated his 48th birthday happy birthday [ cheers and applause he received a bouquet of 48 joints [ light laughter ] although what he was really hoping for was an edibles arrangement. There you go [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Jessica biel is here [ cheers and applause billy crudup is here [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy and we have great standup from jay jurden, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause hey guys, i just wanted to say ive been talking about it i have a book out. A childrens picture book out called this is baby. And i was very proud of it and thank you very much. Yeah and i just wanted to thank you all because [ cheers and applause wait till you read it, and then youll see no [ light laughter ] but i just want to say im very excited because the list just came out and it is the number one book on the New York Times best seller list. [ cheers and applause so thank you all so much thank you for picking up a a copy and thanks for all of the help and support. I really, really appreciate it guys, like i said, jessica biel and billy crudup are here tonight. And im very excited, because i actually its a pretty crazy coincidence. We have sort of a long history a lot of people not a lot of people know this. But all three of us worked at the same car dealership together, back in the early 90s. Steve really we even shot some commercials for it steve wow. Jimmy but to keep our line readings fresh, our director wouldnt let us see the lines until while we were shooting so we were reading them for the very first time, right there on set. Steve wow. Jimmy well, i found one of our old commercials. So here for the first time in decades, is an ad for jjb autos. [ cheers and applause are you looking for a a highquality preowned car, truck, or snow mobile, but dont know where to turn well, stop looking, because your ride is here, right here at jjb autos we want to put the keys in your hand today [ cheers and applause jimmy do you like cars do you like the flintstones . Well, do we have a car for you it doesnt have brakes, but it has two holes in the floor so you have to stop it using your feet good luck, cause youre gonna die. [ laughter and applause chrysler, jeep, and honda those are the names for each toe on my right foot [ engine revving ] i dont have my drivers license, but that hasnt stopped me from getting behind the wheel, and it shouldnt stop you no license, no problem but if youre a cop, you gotta kiss me. [ car brakes ] [ applause ] jimmy if you dont buy a a car from me, my wife will leave me for a karate instructor and you know who his wifes karate instructor is, my son and her son, thats me, and im horny as hell. [ laughter and applause [ car horn ] jimmy you ever wonder what happened to ojs white bronco . Come on in, well show you [ laughter and applause bad credit, no credit bad breath, itchy flakey scalp, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, allergic to love roommates with a horse buddy, welcome to my life. [ laughter and applause [ car brakes ] i was born to sell cars, and by born to sell cars, i mean formed with a Little Monkey tail [ car horn ] jimmy are you looking for something exciting and sexy . We got the car from back to the future not the delorian, the van that the terrorists were driving when they killed doc brown [ laughter ] [ engine revving ] we have cars in all the colors yellow gold bronze silvish, jean, john money. Moony. Brobin, brown. [ light laughter ] marshmallow i love color color good [ laughter ] if you like colors, say heehaw. Audience heehaw [ laughter ] me fav color purplug. [ laughter ] carabunga. [ cheers and applause you probably recognize me and no, its not from my car commercials. Ive been standing outside your window every night for the last four nights, just watching you sleep. But dont bother calling 911, i set up my cellphone to ping from three towers away, so its like i was never there [ light laughter ] i learned that from watching dateline. [ light laughter ] happy halloween mother [ bleep [ laughter and applause [ car horn ] jimmy eeny, meeny, miney, mar. Hit a tiger with your car i never really [ laughter ] i never really knew my dad [ laughter ] jjb autos, lease options available. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to jessica biel and billy crudup. [ cheers and applause stick around for more tonight show after the break. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause its not pretty good or nothing. Its not acceptable or nothing. And its definitely not close enough or nothing. Mercedesbenz suvs were engineered with only one mission in mind. To be the best. In the category, in the industry. In the world. Lease the gla 250 suv for just 329 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. But one blows them all out of the water. Hydro boost with hyaluronic acid to plump skin cells so it bounces back. Neutrogena® and for body. Hydro boost body gel cream. So it bounces back. Hashtag vacay. 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Jimmy this is probably the 10th time weve done this, so you know for a fact theyre real steve yeah questlove i dont believe you. Jimmy i know, but we met one or two of these people not this pile, but in the past theyre real recordings. Questlove right. Jimmy you can find these questlove where . Jimmy on spotify steve spotify. Jimmy amazon steve sure jimmy tidal. Steve sure jimmy dexter steve dexter jimmy i made one up. I made that up [ laughter ] or you can see if your local music store has them they are real songs. So lets see whats on my do not play list here we go this one is a singer from atlanta. , now lives outside his name is golden boy fospassin and he wrote a song called happy hump day. [ laughter ] theres golden boy sitting in a chair, talking on the phone. Lets take a listen to happy hump day. Here we go its hump day monday was not goo tuesday was not good wednesday is better wednesday sounds good ha ha ha h happy hump day to you yes you yes you two more days to go jimmy thats good. Im pretty sure im pretty sure he recorded this while on his phone. Questlove thats james jimmy thats not james thats not james did not do that. [ laughter ] hes not monday was not good. Tuesday was not good wednesday is better. Steve wednesday, better, but not good jimmy he didnt say like wednesday is aswesome. Steve still not good jimmy yeah, its still steve he said it was good. Jimmy wednesday was better steve he just said happy hump day jimmy happy hump day, man. He probably recorded it, yeah, right there on his phone the next song is a singer named paige powell steve paige jimmy her website says that she sounds like sheryl crow, and writes songs in the style of billy joel. Steve oh jimmy sounds incredible, lets take a listen to tumble dry low. Whenever i go shoppin for clothes that catch my eye i look for size and color and price before i buy but there i one thing extr before my moneys gone ive learned to read the label before i try it on tumble dry lo tumble dry low machine wash col and tumble dry low jimmy thats good, right there. I kind of like that. [ laughter ] tumble dry low kind of shoved in tumble dry steve yeah, tumble dry jimmy not enough, like more syllables. Steve yeah tumble dry lo tumble dry low wherever do i tha i tumble dry low steve its catchy. [ laughter ] jimmy this next song is from a singer called Paul Schlosser hes a busker in madison, wisconsin steve oh jimmy and according to his wikipedia, hes put out over 30 albums. [ light laughter ] to put that in perspective, the beatles only put out 13. Steve yeah thats 30. Thats 3 times as many jimmy 30 albums. Lets take a listen to have a a Peanut Butter sandwich. Steve oh have a peanut butte sandwich have a Peanut Butter sandwich have a peanut butte sandwich have a Peanut Butter sandwich are you depressed have a Peanut Butter sandwich steve wow. [ laughter ] have a peanut butte sandwich steve no, now im depressed. Jimmy how did you detune your drums to be that noise . Questi li this joint. Jimmy oh, my god oh my. No i think hes got the voice of an angel [ laughter ] next is an artist from new york city. Steve oh jimmy shes a rhythm vocalist called loire cotler lets take a listen to a track called solo. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause come on. Coming up to school we got the beat we got the bea we got the steve rocking the kalimba with that one. Jimmy thats pretty good were down to our last one here steve aww. Jimmy this is from a a brazilian dj called dj mp4 mow mow mow. [ air horn ] steve his name is dj mp4 mow mow mow jimmy i think that symbol means steve mow mow mow. [ air horn ] yeah, okay jimmy dj mp4 steve not mp3 . Jimmy no no, no, no steve no jimmy this is more of a yeah dont confuse him with dj jpeg or anything like that. [ laughter ] steve no, no jimmy dj mp4 [ air horn ] thank you. Kind of an intense looking dude, by the way looks like hes mad at us. [ laughter ] he wrote a song called the book is on the table. Steve wow. Jimmy well, on is larger font than the other. Steve yeah, on is larger and a different color. Jimmy the book is on the table. Ill say it with is. the book is on the table [ laughter ] and this is the first version. So steve wait jimmy whats that . Steve this is the this is the first version . Jimmy he released the first version, just, you know what steve just throwing it out there. Jimmy yeah steve theres more than one version . Jimmy this might be it, right here the first version. So it might be a little rough. Be easy on him here he is the book is on the table. The book is on the table tabl table the dog is on the table tabl table the cat is on the table tabl table the chick is on the table tabl table and everybodys on the table jimmy i like that one. Thats all the time we have for do not play. If you have an album or a song you think that we should use on our next do not play list, i want to see it send your suggestions to donotplay tonightshow. Co stick around well be right back with jessica biel, everybody. [ cheers and applause cheers, applause we hide hotel names. So you can score 4 star hotels at 2 star prices. cheers, applause hotwire hotwire. Com chicken cackles full of tasty, good for you ingredients. Fresh and filling. So that you too will be full of good. Try our new warm grain bowls today. Order now on grubhub. Only roomba i7 uses two multisurface rubber brushes. And picks up more pet hair than other robot vacuums. And the filter captures 99 of dog and cat allergens. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba™. 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[ cheers and applause seven years can you believe that jimmy it was seven years ago . Oh, my god. Jimmy i had so much fun at your wedding it was the best, most beautiful wedding. I loved it the only problem with that wedding is i didnt get to go as a guest jimmy yeah [ laughter ] i want to go back as a guest. But you jimmy yeah you had the most fun at that wedding jimmy i did have a lot do you remember your speech that you made . Jimmy i dont remember any of this. During justins speech that he made . Jimmy uhhuh i kind of do during our reception, justin was giving this beautiful thank you so much for coming. You flew so far. This means the world to us youre our, you know, most beloved. And over in the corner, there were these terrarium things, remember with the big glass lids . And you put it on your head and you just stood up like a weird, old school scuba diver [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god or some sort of an astronaut or something jimmy yeah, i think i was yeah, swimming around or something. I mean, you were interrupting him and he was laughing back at you and i thought, thank god this is jimmy, cause if it wasnt you jimmy i would be thrown out of the wedding thrown out. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i kind of remember that. It was these giant fish bowls. These giant fish bowl things jimmy yeah, i just put one on and like start pretending i was an astronaut yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah anyways [ laughter ] i remember that jimmy im happy that you invited me [ laughter ] thank you. Thats why i dont get invited to any weddings anymore. Yeah [ laughter ] isnt that weird well, you can always if i get married again to him again jimmy to justin to re you can come jimmy i will the remix jimmy the remix . Okay, ill be there. When you guys renew your vows, ill be there. I was hearing this i was doing some research on this interview, and i saw somewhere it came up that you were never really an nysync fan when they were out well no. [ laughter ] but, but jimmy were you like a Backstreet Boys fan . No, no, no. I was i was a, like, a lame musicy not lame, i was just listening to old school stuff. I was i was listening to theater productions. I was listening to rent. I was like knew every word of rent. I s listening otown. I was listening to old school stuff. I like lived under a rock. Just i wasnt into po culture music. Jimmy cause we actually found an interview of jessica biel during those times that nysync was around [ light laughter ] its pretty pretty interesting to see jimmy, jimmy. Jimmy this is years before you and justin ever met. No, please. Jimmy heres jessica biel in 1999 being asked no, no, please. Jimmy if shes an nysync fan. Take a look. Oh. To be honest, i dont listen i havent really i mean, i know of them, of course and ive heard of them, and ive heard the music i dont think i own any of their cds. Im not a huge fan um but, i mean, cool, i guess [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my god youre in so much dude, youre in so, so much trouble. Oh, my god my god, i mean cool, i guess. [ laughter ] oh, my god the attitude. Jimmy your attitude you had, yeah. But you dont know you dont know now, you probably know some nysync songs. Right . Not reay. [ laughter ] i i mean, listen, it became very clear to me just a month ago when we were with our friends. We were hanging out again in italy somewhere and we were trying to play truth or dare, which is the dumbest thing to do with a bunch of like, late 30yearolds jimmy yeah it was a bad idea everyone knows each others truth. So its boring jimmy yeah, youre just like, lets just play dare. So we just played dare. Jimmy yeah and my dare was i have to sing an nysync song, all the lyrics, all the melodies and i literally i couldnt. I only know three words. Bye, bye, bye. [ laughter ] which is, i guess, one word three times. Jimmy thats one word three times. But still, thats the one. Thats the one to know and i wasnt allowed to sing that i had to sing Something Else justin coached me through the chorus, the verse. Jimmy oh, no im looking at the words. It was so embar it was humiliating. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Really humiliating. Jimmy i love it. Its hilarious we should both work on well find a song. Okay. Jimmy and do a duet and surprise justin. Would you help me jimmy yeah, i will help you. Yeah well do it, yeah. cause im a giant fan [ laughter ] i know. Jimmy you do know that right . Yeah i know. Jimmy i want to know talk about your show limetown. This is on Facebook Watch. This is good that youre starring in this you executive produced this. Yeah. Jimmy and this based on this podcast that was fascinating. Yes jimmy it was really cool did you love it jimmy yes, i oh, i loved it so much. Jimmy who who did the podcast again . Well, zack akers and skip bronkie they created this podcast. They and they created the story. I thought it was real. Jimmy no, at first yeah, because me, too. 100 real i was into true crime stuff. Jimmy but this is at the time me, too. So i thought for sure this is something i missed. Like the news goes so quickly. Jimmy like a true crime podcast. And what is the story again . So the story is this town, this small kind of, um, uh Science Community jimmy yeah sort of everyone in the town disappears one day and theres theres no no leads, no nothing. Its like the town was full of people one day the next day its just empty jimmy yeah and that was 15 years in the past so when we start our show, my characters an investigative journalist and she has her own podcast, and she actually has a personal connection. One of her family members was one of the missing so, she wants to open up the case, and she gets a lead. Jimmy wow. And then you go into the story. Jimmy but it is its a fantastic story. Its done so well by you i want to show everyone a clip heres jessica biel in limetown. Take a look at this. Youre right. Youre right what do you mean . Its about me its about me because when limetown disappeared i felt like i was erased along with it but im stuck. Im still stuck here in between and everyone in limetown, theyre stuck, too theyre here, stuck in between with me. And see . We are linked. Okay we are smaller parts of a larger chain and we are locked together, and every one of those people that regains their lives that makes me less stuck jimmy ooh. Whoo [ cheers and applause Jimmy Jessica biel, everybody. Check out new episodes of limetown tomorrow on Facebook Watch. 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Sometimes jimmy you were saying that its kind of a bummer for you because a lot of people dont recognize you when they either play with you or something, they go who knew a lot of, um charitable golfers dont go to the theater. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, youre a big cause youre in the theater world, youre very known i mean, youre a great theater actor. Well, ive been working in the theater for a while, jimmy, so i hope that jimmy have you been but have you been to a new tournament or a charity no, actually, i went to it was broadway poker, uh tournament to benefit Broadway Cares equity fights aids jimmy okay i figured there thank you for bringing it up there i would be known jimmy yeah and it was at sardis i dont know if anybody here has been to sardis. [ scattered applause ] jimmy thats legendary on the wall they have all of the caricatures of every actor that youve ever seen on Broadway Jimmy yeah except for me [ laughter ] so that was i felt a little slighted there as well jimmy youre not on sardis wall im not on sardis wall and i looked i spent a lot of time looking. Jimmy oh, my [ laughter ] however, i went to school at the university of North Carolina at chapel hill, and there was a restaurant ah [ cheers ] jimmy thats good. Thats a tarheel. Jimmy more people know that than they went to sardis. Yeah, thats very interesting. [ laughter ] there was a restaurant there called spankys, and at spankys they had caricatures up there, and they did have a billy crudup caricature up there. Jimmy there you go thats good, right [ applause ] come on. Thats fantastic yeah, my friend, Clinton Payne sent me a picture of it. And he suggested that i should go down and try to recover that caricature because he didnt feel like it represented me in a flattering way jimmy i have it. I have a picture of the [ light laughter ] well, ill let the audience be the judge of jimmy what do you think is the problem here, is that i feel like my chin is misrepresented in some way jimmy you think it looks like a different body part, maybe . I dont know. I i jimmy yeah, ill let the audience decide. Heres a caricature of billy crudup [ laughter and applause stand up now, do you think this looks like [ laughter ] no, sorry, billy no, no, i mean, do you think this is no, no, billy, come here come back, dont leave dont walk away. Dont walk off i just wanted to know if that was you. Thats all i think its fantastic when we first met we both starred almost famous. Jimmy have you heard the play its becoming a broadway play. Cameron crowe is doing the musical. Jimmy a musical. A musical jimmy have you talked to cameron . Um have you jimmy its interesting that cameron, you havent talked to cameron about this its funny, but has he been on the show recently Jimmy Cameron crowe was recently on our show and did he talk to you about something . [ light laughter ] jimmy he offered me a role in the broadway musical. Thats what i mean. Thats what i [ light laughter ] when was the last time that you were on broadway im sorry . [ laughter ] where do you put your tony what about your obie award or your drama desk award or your outer critics circle award jimmy yeah, yeah, billy if you did beckett and pinter and repertory on broadway or chekov, or shakespeare in the park jimmy im just saying so cameron calls you. Jimmy yeah and, uh you can be in the broadway musical. Jimmy its going to be my broadway debut almost famous, the movie that you made famous. [ laughter ] what a dick [ laughter and applause jimmy im just going to be there. I cant wait everybodys a triple threat jimmy the great white way. I mean, this is going to be unbelievable for me. Lets talk about your big show, this is apple plus apple plu, as i say. The morning show. This is a new show on apple plus im required to say that, working for them jimmy yeah this is reese witherspoon, this is jennifer aniston. Steve carell. Jimmy steve carell its a big mimi leder directed it. Written by kerry ehrin it is a really ambitious project that tries to take on all of the topics that are happening in workplaces all over the country right now as we have a social reordering of the power structure and people trying to understand their new place in the workplace. Jimmy is that why you wanted to do it or is it more that the cast or the excitement well, these are straight up some of the most ambitious, creative, bad asses working in television so if you get an opportunity to work with them, you jump at it just about every chance you can get. And this part ended up being a a pretty wicked, cool part that i felt like it was a guy that i felt like ive seen a a lot in new york. Probably at some of these Charity Golf Events or Charity Poker events who didnt want to talk to me but hyperambitious, really aggressive, and thinks that everybody is in the middle of the game that he is playing. And so hes kind of like a lion tamer and this is, like, the threering circus to him jimmy do you want to can you set up this clip or do you need to yeah, so, i dont want to give away any spoilers, but Jennifer Anistons character, she is the anchor r the morning news program, and im the president of the network and there has been a a restructuring since Steve Carells character has been ousted. And jennifers character makes a play on who is going to replace him. Jimmy here we go i want to show everyone a clip heres billy crudup in the morning show. Take a look at this. All right, so hey, give me a month of the alex and bradley show. Ei they rk well together, or its horrible regardless, putting bradley in lets us get back to replacing alex it will be interesting and fun and fresh, you know, which is imperative right now i want to make something clear. I have an easy fall guy when all this goes to [ bleep ] oh, were talking about me, right . Chaos. Its the new cocaine, fred jimmy billy crudup, everybody [ cheers and applause one of the best, billy crudup. The morning show premiers november 1st on apple tv plus. Well be right back with standup from jay jurden. Stick around everybody [ cheers and applause trickortreat. Bye. Thank you. Happy halloween. What have you got . This is all you bring me on halloween . Its 2 candies in 1. Gum and lollipops. [yawning] are you serious . Pleasure doing business with you. Yeah. Woo. [wolf howling] just get one of me looking off. How is she there and were here . Condoms. True. Dont hatelike their trip, book yours with hotels. Com and get rewarded basically everywhere. Hotels. Com. 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New Vicks Vapopatch. Breathe easy. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest can be seen at zanies in chicago on november 18th. Making his Television Debut here on the tonight show, please welcome the very funny jay jurden [ cheers and applause hey my name is jay jurden and i recently went to the doctor. I was diagnosed with a very rare but very treatable condition. I have whats known as black best friend face [ laughter ] you see it [ laughter ] i just look like every black best friend in tv shows, movies, College Campus brochures. [ laughter and applause thats me. [ cheers ] im just happy and nappy next to the science building. [ laughter ] doing my best to learn about these electrons. [ laughter ] stop laughing. We need more of us in s. T. E. M. With this face [ laughter ] and with this personality. Im also an actor and as an actor, my job is very easy because whenever i audition, my lines are just variations of man, that crazy. [ laughter ] yo, my momma would never let me do that, but you need to get out there and dance. [ laughter ] excuse me, but what the hell is a scone . And [ laughter ] for the record, i know what a scone is i love scones. [ light laughter ] people say, jay, you want to become a famous actor . Move out to los angeles . Start dating white women . And to those to people i say, women whoo you must think im a really good actor. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i like making people smile theres so many beautiful smiles out there, including but not limited to my own. Yes. [ laughter ] natural smile, never had braces thats right he did this. Im talking about the big orthodontist in the sky. [ laughter ] its as if god said, your teeth will be straight, but you wont. [ laughter and applause speaking of religion, my dads side of the family is catholic thats right black catholics do exist [ light laughter ] we say hail mary j. Blige [ laughter and applause full of grace in this dancerie. [ laughter ] now, im not straight, but i do like straight people in fact, straight people, make some noise thats enough. [ laughter ] we cant take yall nowhere. [ light laughter ] i did something kind of drastic this past fall took a neck with my straight homeboys i joined a Fantasy Football League [ cheers ] yeah, i thought it was something completely different [ laughter ] [ chrspplause my friend said my friend said, jay, you want to play fantasy football . I said, yes what is it . He said, its me, you, six other dudes. I said, stop right there. [ laughter ] i already said yes [ laughter ] no need to sweeten the deal. [ laughter ] turns out i was mistaken as you guys all know fantasy football is just book club for straight dudes [ laughter ] its just a safe space where they can go to gossip and talk about their feelings, and thats okay. See . Wh g gosp, were called catty when straight man gossip, its called a podcast [ laughter ] i know what you guys are thinking wow, a lot of gay stuff, and youre right whoops the reason i do this [ laughter ] the reason i do this is because i still have to deal with bigotry and homophobia even in 2019 im doing a show a few months ago in new york city i get on stage, say some of my jokes. A guy in the front row gets up, grumbles, i didnt know there was going to be a gay guy here. Left the show. And in my head im thinking, sir, what are you doing this is new york city. There are definitely more outside. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause you need to stick with the evil you know [ laughter ] im originally from mississippi. I went mississippi, alabama, new york, which is just the underground railroad [ laughter ] the original subway. [ light laughter ] and now, i live with my boyfriend, and i love him so much he really is the best Health Insurance provider i can find. [ laughter and applause my copay is just kisses [ laughter ] dont ask about my deductible. Thats personal. [ laughter ] we live in a neighbor that i would describe the same way many of you will describe me after the show my neighborhood is urban, but safe [ laughter ] this older gentlemen, whos lived there for years, he noticed that the neighborhood was changing, and he saw me going into my building with my scones, and he said aye, young blood. Neighborhoods changed. And i said, yeah, homie for the better. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thank you so much. Im jay jurden this has been a dream come true [ cheers and applause jimmy jay jurden for more info, visit jayjurden. Com. Well be right back. Look at that come on. That sounded real good, man. [ cheers and applause at hertz, we know that a change of scenery shouldnt mean a change in standards. Thats why thanks to you were rated number one in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. 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Tonight james spader star of schooled, actor and comedian tim meadows cooking with New York Times od cumnist alison roman, featuring the 8g band with terence higgins. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump was widely condemned on social media this morning after he claimed democrats are treating