Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Matthew Mcconaughey and hugh grant Vanessa Hudgens, musical guest Ashley Mcbryde and feuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1190 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness, hey. [ cheers and applause sounding great, everybody. Oh, my gosh. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you. Well you guys, this weekend a major winter storm is expected to hit the east coast and some places could get up to a foot of snow and just to be safe, President Trump announced that hes shutting down the senate until November Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy lets get to the news trumps impeachment trial begins tuesday in the senate its pretty historic impeachment has only happened three times in 150 years its like seeing halleys comet or finding an employee at home depot. [ laughter ] today trump unveiled his whole defense team did you see what they look like yeah, it looks like if mens wearhouse had an employee of the month wall [ laughter ] if they were any older and whiter, theyd be a democrat running for president. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs meanwhile, during the trial, trump said that hes probably still gonna go to switzerland for the World Economic forum cause nothing says im innocent like flying to switzerland the minute your trial starts [ light laughter ] and this is strange. Yesterday at a prayer event at the white house, trump casually had a map on his desk that showed the areas he won in the 2016 election. Take a look. Yeah so far, nobodys told him thats actually verizons coverage map [ laughter ] meanwhile, everyones talking about this i saw that trumps soninlaw Jared Kushner is on the cover of Time Magazine take a look at the photo [ light laughter ] yeah looks like hes auditioning to be a mannequin in the window of j. Crew. [ laughter ] its so creepy, if you walk past that magazine on a newsstand, the eyes will follow you [ laughter ] some Business News i read that google is worth more than 1 trillion for the first time its pretty crazy, but i saw their Google Doodle today and i think theyre rubbing it in a little bit take a look. [ rasta horn ] im rich, biatch [ goat scream [ laughter ] steve wow. Thats their doodle . Jimmy some Entertainment News i want to say happy birthday to betty white steve yeah jimmy who turned 98 years old today [ cheers and applause we love you. We love you, betty it is a big week for betty she had a birthday and she became the only person in america to see all three impeachments steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy check this out the largest snickers bar in the world was just made at a candy factory in texas its the size of 43,000 individual snickers bars check it out wow. [ audience oohs thats either the largest snickers bar or the worlds most delicious coffin. [ light laughter ] and finally, its the end of another crazy week, and since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week its something we call this week in words. [ cheers and applause impeachment hoa ukraine scanda Gwyneth PaltroScented Candle megxi royal family feu popeyes favorite food chicken all time cham on jeopardy oscar snub i disagree trump and vince vaugh quid pro quo champagne scanda there we go rumors gossip could be tru Abby Huntsman is leaving the view Billie Eilish to record a song for bond james bond sport Houston Astros cheated lsu went undefeated the nfl its championship week the packers niners the titans the chiefs very differen recollection said a woman could not win the election bernie is my friend i disagree you called me a liar on national tv clearly the democrats are on trumps min maga rally exact same time people need to understand the way trump thinks light bulbs toilet shower sinks they dont know wha trump was talking abou you turn it on no water comes out stop the madnes secure the borde drip dri so little water [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Matthew mcconaughey and hugh grant are here. [ cheers and applause steve oh, come on. All right, all right, all right. Jimmy Vanessa Hudgens is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy and we got music from Ashley Mcbryde, everybody. [ cheers and applause guys, dolittle is in theaters today, and that movie has a great cast and we wanted to do something fun with the actors. So we gave them a bunch of weird phrases and asked them to sneak those phrases into their press interviews as casually as possible [ light laughter ] no one knew we were doing this but, here, check it out. Its time for drop it in. [ cheers and applause drop it i drop it in drop it drop i drop it in congratulations on being here what is it like to be at the premiere of dolittle . Oh, its very exciting. Its very exciting i got my baby with me. Came down here in the car. All together, very excited unlike in the film where i travel by boat, but, you know, cars are just boats that dont float, arent they [ ding ] what is roberts cheat food or guilty pleasure at night he sneaks down as has almond butter, because hes an actor and has to look nice for the camera no, i dont theres two things i cant go without. Coffee, coffee, and, you guessed it, coffee [ ding ] okay. I actually started out as a a different character. Then we played so much switched from fleming the mouse, to kevin the squirrel, you know its not the feathers on the bird, its the freak in the beak [ ding ] [ laughter ] where do these opportunities rank on just, like, most surreal Career Opportunities this is like, more, one of those cases where you get to have dessert for breakfast i mean, even if its a wet donut, its still a donut. [ ding ] [ laughter ] whether youre in a wwe ring, or whether youre opposed to somebody on film, or whether youre just doing v. O. Work. I mean, a wet donut is still a a donut. [ ding ] robert, youre executive producer on this film. How active were you in the casting . Are you making any of those phone calls my credo is like, thats why raisin brain has two scoops of raisins. [ ding ] its, like, more is better yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy even there, hes a a great actor. Steve come on. Jimmy even doing that, hes a fantastic actor. That is so fun thanks so much to the cast of dolittle. [ cheers and applause it is in theaters today. Stick around well be right back with thank you notes, everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause burke at farmers insurance, weve seen almost everything, so we know how to cover almost anything. Even a gold medal grizzly. sports announcer what an unlikely field in this final heat. Hang on. Youre about to see history in the making. burke not exactly a skinny dipper, but we covered it. At farmers, we know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. We are farmers. 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I hope someday i will be on a real football team. Im katie sowers, offensive assistant coach for the San Francisco 49ers. Im not just here to be the token female, im here to help us win. The surface pro helps me get whats in my head and get it out on to the field. I would want to tell this little girl to keep pushing herself, your dreams coming. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. Thank you for being here thank you for watching guys, today is friday and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff you know, i check my inbox i return some emails. And, of course, i send out thank you notes. And i was just [ cheers and applause steve god. Jimmy i was running a bit behind steve really jimmy yeah steve you didnt have time to do this earlier jimmy i thought if you wouldnt mind, id like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that okay with you guys [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy what is your problem, man . Steve it made me laugh so well set up jimmy well, i just i dont have time. Steve you dont have time. You usually check your email. Jimmy im very busy. Check my inbox steve yeah jimmy return some emails steve sure jimmy and, of course, send out my weekly thank you notes. Steve yeah, exactly. Jimmy todays friday thats what i do james . James knows how to play the piano. Steve really does he . Jimmy james, can you play something on the piano [ light laughter ] steve oh, beautiful. Jimmy sounds like thank you notes writing music steve yeah, it does. Jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] steve beautiful piano playing. Jimmy thank you, betty white, celebrating her 98th birthday today. Or as Bernie Sanders put it, ah, to be young again. [ cheers and applause steve nope jimmy that was a great year. [ light laughter ] thank you, tom brady, for moving out of boston the same week as the red sox cheating scandal. If things get any worse in that city, people in boston might start drinking [ cheers and applause thank you, uber eats, for somehow making it seem normal to stand in my underwear as a stranger hands me a burrito. [ cheers and applause steve thanks, man. Jimmy big fan, dude. [ laughter ] thank you, streaming Services Like peacock, hulu, netflix, amazon prime, disney plus, and apple tv plus, and quibi, for making me wish there was some way to bundle you all up into one. We could call it cable [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve nice thats a thinker thats a thinker jimmy preach steve preach church [ light laughter ] take me to church [ mumbling lyrics [ mumbling lyrics take me to church [ mumbling lyrics jimmy what what i have no something about church take me to church [ mumbling lyrics steve something about church jimmy i dont know the words to that at all [ laughter ] steve doesnt mean i dont love it. Jimmy i dont know the words to it. Whats Lewis Capaldis song . [ laughter ] thats a great song. Thats a big, hit song steve yeah, its like the number one song in the nation. Jimmy its a great song. How does it go steve almost was it jimmy whats it called again . Someone you love does that mean anything to anyone steve yeah questlove yeah [ laughter ] jimmy how would you play it, though its like steve how does that go questlove um, like jimmy how does it go again it goes [ cheers ] [ light laughter ] someone you how does it go . Somebody i used to love jimmy somebody i used to love yes jimmy no, thats a a different song steve no, thats not it. Im going under and this time i fear theres no one to save me [ mumbling lyrics jimmy yeah knock knock knockin on heavens door [ cheers and applause knock knock knockin on heavens door [ cheers and applause hey hey hey hey yeah knock knock knocking on heavens door [ cheers and applause steve you were doing the axl rose version i let my guard down [ mumbling lyrics and then yo pulled the rug i was getting kind of used to being someone you loved im going under and this time i fear theres no one to turn to [ light laughter ] [ mumbling lyrics this all or nothing way of loving got me sleeping without you now i need somebody to kno somebody to heal [ mumbling lyrics [ cheers and applause knock knock knockin on heavens door hey he hey hey yeah knock knock knockin on heavens door hey hey [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, corduroy pants, for letting everyone at the office know that im walking down the hall. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ swishing noises [ light laughter ] knock [ laughter ] jimmy thank you segway unicycles, for being the quickest mode of transportation to the emergency room. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you bought a what . Steve howd he die jimmy you bought a what . Thank you, spelling bees, for being one of the best places to watch smart children cry [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy come on steve they choose to be in it [ light laughter ] got to risk it to get jimmy theyre forced to be in it. Thank you, the did you mean response on google, for being the politest way to say hey, dumbass, you made a typo. [ laughter ] [ applause ] there you have it. Those are my thank you notes well be right back with Matthew Mcconaughey and hugh grant [ cheers and applause im your 70lb st. Bernard puppy, and my lack of impulse control, is about to become your problem. Ahh no, come on. I saw you eating poop earlier. Hey my focus is on the road, and thats saving me cash with drivewise. 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See, come on [ applause ] we actually studied this film, the gentlemen. Jimmy you did . Had a little talk about that, yes. Jimmy oh, thats right and i saw from your lincoln ads that over the holiday you went ice you went ice fishing. Ice fishing [ laughter ] jimmy on the back on back of your truck did you see [ laughter ] everyones always known how big of an ice fishermen i am jimmy yeah [ laughter ] have you ever, ever been ice fishing . Absolutely not. [ laughter ] but, i play one on tv. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly. A red flag come up, and you get a bit of a smile go get the fish very slowly. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy have you seen have you seen his lincoln ads no, i want to very much jimmy oh [ laughter ] theyre the most relaxing, coolest, best one of the oddest things youll ever see. [ laughter ] really . Jimmy theyre i never know where hes going. Hes quite an odd man actually [ laughter ] jimmy you think he is . I have discovered, yeah jimmy yeah, you have did you guys ever know each other before this movie . No, and not on it either. We had no scenes together. Jimmy oh so, weve really just met just now. Beautiful. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. [ laughter ] we passed each other from a a distance on a chinese golf course, someone told us [ laughter ] jimmy wow. 15 years ago. Jimmy is that right . But now were just meeting tonight, yeah. Jimmy theres a question i wanted to ask because i think it was last year you got a a little political in england. You didnt want to get Boris Johnson reelected yeah. Jimmy as prime minister. You went is this true you went door to door knocking on peoples doors, telling them not to vote for Boris Johnson . I did [ cheers and applause jimmy what do people do . What well, they pretended to be very nice. [ laughter ] i took eight different candidates around, and you know, we knocked on doors and i said, are you going to vote for jim, and they all say, oh, yes very much so. And none of them did [ laughter ] jimmy it didnt work every single one of my candidates lost. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god 100 record of failure. Jimmy its good yeah. Jimmy it was good to try it, though well, i felt i had to jimmy did people think it was like, love actually . [ laughter ] i mean, thats what you did. I think some of the adults thought that, and some of the kids burst into tears cause they thought i was the guy from paddington 2, you know what i mean [ laughter ] yeah jimmy the funny thing about this movie is you kind of got into this, hugh, because it was at your wedding day, maybe it was an absurd encounter. Jimmy yeah i was on my way to my wedding with my wife i was very late and trying cross the road in Sloane Sqaure in london, and a man falls off his bike in front of us. Idiot. [ laughter ] oh, christ [ laughter ] i tried to pick him up and along comes guy ritchie, who i know i bit cause i did the man from u. N. C. L. E. With him. Jimmy yeah and he said, sorry hugh, its my assistant. Hes always falling off his bike get up, get up. [ light laughter ] so, he got up. I said anyway, bye nice to see you. Guy said, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, ive got a a script for you. I said, yes, fine, but ive got to get married and im really late. [ light laughter ] he said, no, no, im going tell you a picture, the whole story. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah so, you were late for your wedding because of guy ritchie yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy and it turned out to be this movie. Its fantastic by the way. Its fun. Jimmy its so much fun its great i mean, you must have gotten to know each or a little bit on set even though you didnt have no. Jimmy you really havent really, tonight [ laughter ] jimmy you really did just meet tonight this is it. Yeah, pretty much no, we we did a readthrough together. Jimmy what was your First Impression but we didnt say anything to each other. [ laughter ] i tried to talk to him. [ laughter ] jimmy he really hes not one of those. Hes not really a talkative guy. Hes a bit grand. Jimmy yeah what did you think, when you were going to work with Matthew Mcconaughey . What did you think he was going to be like i i dont like working with very good actors cause they show me up. [ laughter ] and i was aware that hed won bloody oscars and things like that [ laughter ] jimmy yeah and was not very happy about it jimmy no, yeah yeah. Jimmy and what did you think about when you were going to work with hugh grant . Well, what you probably dont know about hugh is how jolly of a character he is [ laughter ] his infectious humor and laughter and just so happy it pisses everyone off [ laughter ] jimmy thats not the case at all one of the funniest men ive ever im a theres an art [ laughter ] jimmy matthew, describe your character in the gentlemen. How did you come up with mickey mickey, hes an american expat who is living in london, who has a very profitable marijuana empire, and hes trying to sell off this multihundred Million Dollar empire, gracefully and civilly for a fair price, but because hes in the business with a bunch of scallywags, of course, theyre not going to pay the fair price [ laughter ] so, instead of eloquently retire as i want to, he has to get up and get very violent again and try to eliminate the the bad guys. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] jimmy and hugh, your character, ive never seen you play a character like this how good is this man in this jimmy he crushes it. Crushes it. Oh. Jimmy this is amazing. No, Matthew Mcconaughey [ cheers and applause oh, thats very nice hes a proper actor. Im messing around in this film and i dont know if it comes off, but yes, i play an incredibly sleazy, repellant, reptile of a human being [ laughter ] hes a private investigator working for a big tabloid newspaper and that, of course, was sort of joke casting on guy ritchies part, cause ive been ranting and raving about tabloid newspapers for years, but it was it was quite fun, and i was able to ive now made friends, you see, during my campaigning with some of the guys who used to hack my phone, steal my medical records, in one case, burgle my flat [ light laughter ] that was weird, cause the people i campaign with, give me a party every year, and at each one they introduce me to another person who did something terrible to me and its just strange. Theyll say, oh hugh, i dont think youve met bill. He burgled your flat in 1996. [ laughter ] and you go, oh, hi. Well, have a drink i think you know where everything is, you know. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy let yourself in you know the place. Yeah. Jimmy you know the place pretty well. Oh, you know, i had an idea i thought itd be kind of fun. I thought itd be kind of fun if you read a famous line of matthews, and matthew, you read a famous line of hughs great jimmy would you be up for that yes, please jimmy matthew, you can go first. Never mind. Jimmy first one is hughs line from love actually. Im who do you have to screw around mere to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit . [ laughter ] jimmy wait, but how would how would that sounded like him sleazy jimmy but, how would you do it as Matthew Mcconaughey . [ laughter ] who do you got to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit . [ laughter ] my jimmy thats not bad yeah. Jimmy and then hugh, could you read this line here . This is from one of matthews all right, all right, all right [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy yes yes, thats pretty good. I want to show everyone a clip from this movie. It is so fun heres Matthew Mcconaughey and hugh grant in the gentlemen. Take a look. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Im going to tell you a a story about mickey pierce hes good looking. Hes gorgeous. Hes golden age, but hes not exactly clean, or mickey you could say that theres blood on these pretty white hands. Sweet mary jane is my vice of choice as you well know. Oh, its the new gold rush theres a lot of money hanging in the balance oh, hes moving up now, isnt it you crossed the line. Theres only one rule in this jungle, when the lion is hungry, he eats. [ gun shot ] [toilet flushes i forgot to wash my hands [ cheers and applause jimmy the gentlemen. More with Matthew Mcconaughey and hugh grant after the break stick around, everybody. 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Were hanging out with Matthew Mcconaughey and hugh grant [ cheers and applause their new movie, the gentlemen is in theaters friday, january 24th matthew, last time you were here we played a game called true confessions. I thought itd be fun to challenge you and hugh to another round tonight. Is that cool that is cool. Jimmy heres how this works. We each have two envelopes containing confessions one is true. The other is a lie once you read your confession, the other two players get to interrogate you. And then they have to come up with a unanimous decision. Is it the truth or is it a lie ooh jimmy matthew, youll go first. Ooh jimmy what envelope should he open . Number one or number two oh, which one jimmy i think we should say number two. Jimmy number two yeah, yeah. Jimmy number two number two. See what weve got here. I once ate [ laughter ] i once ate peyote in a cage with a Mountain Lion [ laughter ] okay, can i start with a question jimmy yes, of course what in gods name is peyote [ laughter ] jimmy oh, i know, peyote is some type of hallucinogenic. Its a spiritual oh, its a drug jimmy you were in a cage what year was this what year was this . Jimmy yeah, when was it . 14 years ago. Jimmy yeah, and why would you how could you be in a a cage with a Mountain Lion . Well, that was the easy part [ laughter ] did the Mountain Lion take any peyote i will say this, four hours later the Mountain Lion was cuddled up with me and purring [ laughter ] jimmy hes such a good actor. Im freaking out wait what would make you do this, and was it a mistake no, it was one of the more thrilling escapades of my life actually [ laughter ] jimmy do you pay someone to do this . No, no, this was just me and the Mountain Lion. Do you take a lot of drugs . It was not filmed no, i do not jimmy what do you think . Well, i think he is quite druggy, so [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy right, but peyote with a Mountain Lion is dangerous. Well, he could be a little dangerous too. He may have thought he saw a lion im going to go with true. Jimmy okay, ill say true as well. That is true. [ cheers and applause jimmy what are you kidding me it was in mexico if that helps the believability of the story. Oh, in mexico jimmy of course, anything happens are you serious yes jimmy were you freaking out. No, thats why it worked out. [ laughter ] if i would have freaked out, it probably wouldnt have worked out. Was the lion menacing at any stage . At the beginning. Jimmy wow. But we got on the same frequency. [ laughter ] all right, all right, all right. Jimmy oh, my gosh. We got on the mammalian frequency and things like i said, he ended up purring. Jimmy oh, my just scratching him behind the ears four hours later. Everyone should try it at least once jimmy alright, which one should i open, one or two . [ audicence yelling two, two, two one. One jimmy i got hit by a car at full speed and survived. [ laughter ] no, you didnt. No, you didnt full whats full speed . Like, was it a matchbox car jimmy id say, probably hot wheels . Was this a regular size automobile jimmy yeah, sure regular size i would say it was like an suv, maybe. Suv, maybe. Jimmy it was going very fast i couldnt what year was this . Jimmy id say, it was probably ten years ago maybe were you doing peyote [ laughter ] jimmy dude, no, i was not doing peyote no did you go under the car or over the top oh, the minor details jimmy are you picturing me flipping over it no, you know what happened is i no, i didnt go i didnt the details are a bit hazy . Jimmy i kind of grazed it. I grazed the mirror. Well, it didnt really hit you. So it didnt really hit you at full speed. Jimmy i spun around and my shoes came off [ laughter ] were you wearing flipflops though jimmy no, i was wearing i was into clogs at this time. They were untied anyway though jimmy they were tied up. What else were you wearing besides clogs . Jimmy i was wearing jeans. Did you have underwear on under those jeans . Jimmy yeah, for a moment no, id did, yeah were these underwear the were they still clean after jimmy no, yeah, no questions are up the story is false. Its false it is false because it for a start you werent really hit if anything you were brushed yeah, it just nicked you. Jimmy the story is true. I did get hit by an suv going like 60 in manhattan we were leaving a bar with my friend whos works here he can actually vouch for me and im leaving. And i was like, ill get a cab and i walked into the street and this car went and it was just speeding down and i ripped the mirror off the car because it was going that fast how was your arm. Jimmy i had a giant gash on my arm could it have been deliberate was it colbert [ laughter ] jimmy it was not [ cheers and applause not stephen colbert. This was before we had shows on at the same time he would never do that to me back then. All right, here we go. Hugh, it is your turn. Oh yeah, one or two [ audience yelling ] tow jimmy two. Two again all right. As a child, i had a compulsion to stick apple peel up my nose and i spent many happy hours having it removed by londons finest doctors [ laughter ] this already sounds very true [ laughter ] jimmy it how old were you . How old were you i was 34. [ laughter ] i guess i was five or something. Jimmy but why would you because you had no toys . Or you were bored . Or you wanted to see what would happen i think i know what it was. I had an uncle who used to do that thing where he wanted to pick his nose. But he was too polite. So he used to do it with a sort of hanky you know and i think i was impressed. Why i transferred from hanky to apple peel, i dont know but i did. And i quite enjoyed the experience and i repeated it jimmy so wait, you kept shoving did any did mom or dad know that you had them up your nose yeah, id say, ive done it again. And back we went to the ear, nose and throat specialist jimmy dang it, hugh. Charing cross hospital. Youve done it again. Jimmy youve done it again done it again, yeah jimmy i think i think it happened you do . Jimmy i think its true. Right . I think hes [ audience yelling ] jimmy i think it sounds kind of i think hes pulling our johnson. Jimmy alright, hes saying false. You say it didnt happen i agree with matthew it did not happen. Well, of course it happened of course it did [ laughter ] jimmy it did happen. [ applause ] bad kid. Youre a bad child youre a bad child i know. Jimmy our thanks to Matthew Mcconaughey, hugh grant [ cheers and applause the gentlemen is in theaters january 24th. More tonight show after the break. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is a talented actress starring alongside will smith and Martin Lawrence in the new film bad boys for life, which opened in theaters and imax today. Please welcome, Vanessa Hudgens. [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. [ laughter ] i love you pal hey jimmy welcome back thank you jimmy thank you so much for coming back to the show. Thanks. Jimmy we have a lot to talk about. Yeah. Jimmy were you were just in was it were you in scotland, right . Edinburgh. No one can say it jimmy edinburgh . I say, edinburgh. Jimmy oh, wow. Edinburgh. Well, i didnt like bra jimmy yeah, sure edinburgh. But, no one says, edinbro jimmy no or edinburg jimmy you dont say edinburg no. Jimmy i say that is how its spelled, but jimmy its not how you say it its edinburgh. Jimmy oh its edinburgh yeah. Jimmy yeah aye jimmy aye . They say aye a lot. Jimmy instead of yeah . Oh, no. Aye, i dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy wait, but you cause i follow you on instagram, and i saw that you went and theres some beautiful thing. Explain this to me oh, yeah. This is a torchlight procession im probably, like, a tiny little dot way back there. Jimmy really everyone its 20 thousand people, all with torches they march down the royal mile and its like, its really special, but also kind of terrifying, because im like, someone could just be lit on fire jimmy yeah, of course. You know . Jimmy yeah, we hope not. It is dangerous jimmy yeah, you dont want to do that no, yeah but, its dope. Its really iconic jimmy thats really cool its beautiful yes, i know jimmy ive never seen that before yeah. Jimmy congrats on the bad boys for life. Thank you jimmy you were at the premiere, rocking the red carpet [ laughter ] everyones talking about you, and your dress and how beautiful it was how do you get your dress to do stuff like this . You throw it. Jimmy oh, yeah [ laughter ] you just throw it in the air just throw it jimmy thats it. Yeah, no. I mean, i am such a i dont know, i call myself, like, a a frolicker. So, i love wearing chiffon and throwing it around and frolicking you know [ laughter ] jimmy you just frolic when you do the red carpet . I just frolic, yeah jimmy you also got to meet snoop dogg sn double op. Do double g yeah [ laughter ] i was very excited i am such a big fan of snoop jimmy you never met him before i mean but like, this time i actually got to talk to him. He gave me a nickname. He calls me nessie [ laughter ] jimmy nessie yeah, he was like, how you doing nessie . Jimmy wow. I know. Jimmy i like nessie. And i literally told him. I was like, im going to go to the after party. Im going to sip gin and juice, snoop. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] and what did he say . He was like, yeah, nessie. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, ill take that i dont know what he calls me. Yeah. Jimmy i dont know its like hey, whats up snoop . Hes, like hows it doing baby brother . [ laughter ] hows it doing baby jimmy yeah, thats what he does, yeah yes jimmy what it is like working with Martin Lawrence and will smith its so epic. Theyre just the sweetest guys ever i remember my first week i came into my trailer and there was a massive bouquet of flowers, and it didnt have a card or anything and i was like, was that from you . And he was like, its me and martin. I was like, this is so sweet the next week i walk into my trailer, there was another present, and im like what is this going to keep happening . Jimmy really and this kind of just keeps happening. Jimmy really they know how to take care of their cast. Jimmy i love those guys, man. Its so sweet jimmy its so fun. I know. Jimmy do you like doing the stunts, and the action and all that i love it because it like choreography, you know and i dance. Jimmy yeah so, it just kind of a more badass choreography in this case, with weapons jimmy yeah [ laughter ] but, like you never know whats going to happen though because its action, and like, things can go wrong. There was this one set up where theres our truck and it gets exploded, and im a few feet away from it and so my instinct is to like duck and hide, right . Jimmy sure protect my face jimmy absolutely, yeah [ laughter ] the money, right there yeah yeah, got to protect that [ laughter ] jimmy mmhmm but i didnt think about the fact that im holding a glock in my hand, and like, theyre kind of heavy, you know . So, of course it explodes and i just go and straight up pistol whipped myself. [ laughter ] jimmy you pistol whipped yourself yeah. Yeah jimmy yeah its fun. Jimmy see, you can pull it off though i cant i did some action movie once where i had to have a gun. I was a cop. No one bought it no . [ laughter ] jimmy its just no. Its me no one takes me seriously right way. Everyone get down, and theyre like, youre an idiot. [ laughter ] thats what people tell me, but you know how to pull it off. Its great i want to show a clip. Here is Vanessa Hudgens, nessie. Nessie. Jimmy and will smith in bad boys for life. Take a look. Michael, do not engage until we have the rest of the team in position [ guns firing can you hear me would somebody [ guns firing jimmy ooh thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause Vanessa Hudgens, everybody [ cheers and applause bad boys for life is in theaters and imax now. Ashley mcbryde will perform for us after the break stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause this is the dennys super slam. Two bacon, two sausage, two eggs hash browns and pancakes and now make those pancakes all you can eat for a buck. Thats where the duper comes in. The all new super duper slam just seven ninety nine. See you at dennys. A former army medic, made of the we maflexibility to handle members like kate. 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Usaa [ cheers and applause jimmy performing one night standards from her upcoming album never will, please welcome Ashley Mcbryde [ cheers and applause i aint gonna sta for the weeken i aint gonna jump off the deep end i aint gonna ask where your ring is the thing is we all got secrets you dont wanna hea about my last breaku i dont wanna worry abou space you take up i dont even care i youre here when i wake up its just a room ke you aint gotta lie to m cant you just use m like im using you how it goes i the bar closes theres no king be covered in roses just a room without a view i dont want a number you aint gonna answer lets just stick to th one night standards well i aint cinderella but who is call me what you wan if the shoe fits i aint gonna say i never do thi cause truth is lonely makes a heart ruthless aint nobod gonna hurt nobod aint nothin wrong wit needin somebody you can leave all that down in the lobby its just a room ke you aint gotta lie to m cant you just use m like im using you how it goes i the bar closes theres no king be covered in roses just a room without a view i dont want a number you aint gonna answer lets just stick to th one night standards [ cheers and applause how it goes i the bar closes theres no king be covered in roses just a room without a view no i dont give a dam about the morning afte bottles on the floor dont even matter i dont want a number you aint gonna answer lets just stick to th one night standards one night standards one night standards [ cheers and applause jimmy Ashley Mcbryde never will is out april 3rd. My thanks to Matthew Mcconaughey, hugh grant, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Mcbryde, and the roots right there from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great weekend hope to see you next week. Byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight senator Elizabeth Warren creator of broadways american utopia, artist david byrne, music from h. E. R featuring the 8g band with caitlin kalafus. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause yeah thats fantastic to hear in that case lets get to the news well, happy new year, everyone it