And well be right back with more late night. Its digiorno. Definition of, you know, we now with more cheese. And live stream five or six more dipped our toes into social times that night commentary here and there but on seth i want to thank my the surface its so absurd and guest after President Trump retweeted if you are currently facing werfinancial burdens,w normal so silly and its a real escape Billy Eichner. A post yesterday calling for i want to thank amber ruffin call your state farm agent because were here to help from the news every day, which i want to thank fred armisen Infectious Disease expert dr i want to thank the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh Anthony Fauci to be fired, make this new normal, feel just a little more. Normal. Stay safe, wash your hands is pretty grim we love you. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo told reporters he doesnt i also see a lot of families believe trump would ever fire like a Good Neighbor, state farm is there. ® watching it with their children, fauci. Which is not something i ever oh, my god expected have you not been watching the news for the last 3 1 2 years . With this one little nexgard chew comes the confidence, but ill take it, i dont care youre doing whats right, i would believe it if trump to protect your dog from fleas and ticks you want to ruin your kid, ill fired fauci and replaced him for a full month. Gladly reap the benefits with omarosa its the 1 vet recommended protection. Seth yeah, i was surprised she did her time. And its safe for puppies. To hear that people were she learned her lesson watching with their kids too she can come back. Nexgard. What one little chew can do. And then the minute i thought im a forgiving soul. About it a little bit i realizet u. S. 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You just call on me brother President Trump met with literally had a saturday morning show for kids like me, but it recovered coronavirus patients if you need a hand lilly tonight on a little today. Great to see you out of bed, was also appreciated by adults late with lilly singh, im going to talk about something that everyone lies about, porn they told him. We all need somebody to lean on. Meeting with our content team like, his show worked on two Different Levels just like, okay a 64 yearold frenchman is safe in a time when so muit matters even more after he accidentally ejected and in some ways he was also according to market research, what doesnt change. This human cartoon, you know himself from fighter jet during munching booty is trending. A recent flight. I just might have a problem that youd understand. Our hearts are open. And i think thats how children [ laughter ] apparently, he mistook the eject our teams are here. See my show. And then ill be joined by the doing everything we can hilarious nikki glaser and we button for an ashtray. To help all families. Will see today. Tomorrow. Always. [ cheers and applause if she has what it takes to we all need somebody to lean on. Im the next pee wee herman, recreate the most iconic gifs. [ speaking french which is what im trying to say, [ applause ] with the exception of masturbating in porno theaters, make your eyes a little bit deader thats like getting two desserts not that i wouldnt, but you cant go to the porno theaters right now, seth. [ laughter ] wait. Do we have to thank our moms twice . Yes, yes, yes. Look at my chandelier, its like [ cheers and applause lilly whats your favorite i dont know. The gay phantom of the opera in gif to use oh, i use one of myself breyers combines 100 grade a here lilly nice yes lilly my favorite one is milk and cream with real oreo cookies. [ light laughter ] this one oh, yeah. 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Eight to ten great moments vo we are open 24 7 online, so you can keep managing all you need from home you can also manage your account, make payments, and the thing that i especially and through the verizon apps and verizon. Com. Liked, which i would not have and find tmobile stores that are open near you. Known, is you have no youve seth first lady never had any interest in Melania Trump posted a video message yesterday for american talking to people who were children, encouraging them to, excited to see you coming. Quote, help with chores, adding, working on the front lines, weve been asking, are you with us . No. You know, whatever those are and heres one small way that you can help them in return. But we want you to know, were with you. Well, yeah, its once in a complete your 2020 census today. While, if someone recognizes me, ive heard tell of them. 2020 census data helps communities plan funding and, you know, now people recognize me more often than espn aired the first ever nba for hospitals, clinics, and Emergency Services they did heartworm disease can find any dog at any time. Horse competition this weekend the nice thing about new york is where players competed against across the country. That those streets are so, protect them with heartgard plus. Each other from different an accurate count helps Public Health officials constantly replenishing locations. Themselves just one real beef chew, once a month, know who is at risk, there are so many people and i didnt watch, but im so we can walk up and down the every month will keep them safe all year round. Guessing the winner was netflix. And First Responders identify the resources same street and every time we digestive and neurological side effects they need to protect our communities. Turn around, there are new according to experts, due to a to join artists from all over the globe have rarely been reported. Complete your census at 2020census. Gov people reduction in food waste during and a lot of them come from ask your vet about heartgard plus. Are engaging in cannibalism in for one special night in. And help shape our future. Different parts of the world, we are one world together at home, you know, or different parts of sigh order to survive the country. crunch united in the fight against covid19. Although i think i tend to talk babybel that snack just sounded boring. So, if you thought pizza rat was to more new yorkers than cute, wait until you meet rat tune in april 18 to participate in this tourists seth yeah. Babybel coming through. No photos, please. But once in a while, i can rat. Turn someone knowing me into babybel bye bye, bland. Historic global event. And finally, according to a new something worth using. Vo with mini babybel, snack time is saved. Study, coronavirus can travel up but id much rather talk to to 13 feet someone who doesnt know me or babybel saved it oh, come on. 13 feet isnt traveling, said doesnt know me that well, lebron james because thats part of the fun, is them experiencing it in real thats a monologue who has the highest percentage of its vehiclesto longevity, complete your census at 2020census. Gov time, you know [ cheers and applause we got a great show for you tonight. Still on the road today . Subaru. One of our all time favorites, seth one person you created Billy Eichner, will be here. When it comes to best overall value, i cant wait to talk to him. Who does intellichoice rank number one . Subaru. A star out of was elena. But first, donald trump has been Holding Daily press briefings and when it comes to safety, during the pandemic, but his elena, yes. Everyone loves elena rambling, nonsensical answers seth everyone loves elena. Whpick plus winning vehicles . Iihs top safety raise more questions than they the last time i saw elena in answer more than toyota, honda, and hyundaicombined . Subaru. So, we decided to hold another person we had the same voting location in 2016, so i saw her one right here, right now. Thats right, donald trump is here in my attic and ready to its easy to love a car you can trust. Voting seth our next guest is go its easy to love a subaru. The oh, my god. So, without any further ado, yes male vo get 0 apr financing for 63 seth and elena, people its time for the late night our next guest is the that didnt turn out, by the White House Press briefing months on select subaru models emmynominated creator and star now through april 30. Way. Of billy on the street and one of our favorite guests here. Seth when i saw elena, i Billy Eichner, how are you, my friend thought we were taking off into a new era. Hi. Yeah, so did i. Seth its so lovely to see i had hope and then, you know, thank you very much, you. Those hopes were everybody. How is your quarantine thus far . Seth so, each other, we are and good afternoon its great. I have a song for you. Are you ready . The harbinger of doom. Seth mr. President , mr president , mr. President seth yeah. Yes, thank you here we go. But have you checked in with seth meyers, late night with seth meyers. Fly me to the zoo elena, is she well mr. President , you look terrific we have, for people that and let me pla dont know, i dont often bring with all the salons closed down, among the stars whos doing your makeup these gross nonfamous people back to days i dont remembe the show the army corps of engineers them making leno seth President Trump, these do this during sars briefings seem like theyre seth i brought back to the show. But elena is a real person, i getting longer each day. What do you take before you come in other word dont hold my hand out to keep your energy up for ran into her on the street the so long . In other words way i run into other people. Ten drugs dont ever touch me seth mr. President , at this you can see it all happening point whats the only thing that its the First Episode on could get you out of office . Seth that was wonderful. Netflix. The resurrection of jesus thank you you can see me meeting this christ thats my song for you seth why do you seem so seth thats just you woman, elena miserable right now . A very typical new york lady who know, its very interesting to because i happen to be in the live in a time where people are i love even though we fight a white house and i wont be able lot. To go to florida seth last week during a seth oh, right Coronavirus Task force briefing not allowed to have close and shes the only person that yeah, florida. At the white house, the u. S. Contact, because of course you we keep bringing back to the how would you describe your racism the past few months Surgeon General jerome adams made a career of invading show peoples personal space. People love her. Shes a star were chinacentric revealed that the coronavirus is i get people sending me on i did seth personal question, how disproportionately affecting in new york city, yes. Instagram, selfies with elena. Is your marriage holding up black and hispanic americans during the lockdown . Seth in new york city, of all places she really gets stopped all the just a tremendous challenge its terrible. And to fix that, adams said and billy on the street, which time except i had to tell her, people of color need to, quote, is a show ive been lucky enough step up and take responsibility you cant elena thinks shes seth how do you think people to do a few times indestructible will remember your presidency . For keeping themselves healthy. Yeah. I mean, elena, you know. He added, we need you to do this horrible, dark period this, if not for yourself, then seth this is having a resurgence, because of safe and so people were still taking where this monster came and, for your to say, because of netflix selfies with her in the early abuela yeah, so we did five seasons worked its horrible, horrible do it for your granddaddy. Of halfhour episodes. Days of all of this. Do it for your big mama. We literally got in touch with do it for your poppop. Elena and we said, you cannot spell over the world here with more on that is one of and prior to that i had done leave your house, you cannot our writers, amber ruffin, with years of youtube videos. Take selfies with people right a segment called ambers minute now. Seth what was the fastest she loves her fans youve ever tuned out of a of fury. And then we did five halfhour i keep getting pictures sent to seasons of the show. Conversation and four of those seasons went two very smart people walked me of elena in her mask and into my office and they said, on netflix in november gloves listen fool. Seth thats good i know you did not just get up so even though im now back to seth oh, thats fast in front of your little white i think we have a photo here friends and blame the spread of just doing occasional web billy were gonna show real quick. President trump, youve talked a the coronavirus on minorities, just to let everybody know that lot about the war on the on the street career took elena is now taking it coronavirus, but can you tell us seriously. What the war on mayonnaise is damn she is. There is nothing this shes home, shes okay all about . Administration wont blame on people of color. Off like a rocket. Were in touch with her. Im surprised they didnt give a and, you know, she goes into her slowing the spread. Press conference on easter to but people are now discovering stopping the spread. Point out the fact that the lobby, you know, to get a little worst jelly beans are the black those episodes on netflix for fresh air. Seth what did you say when ones eric and don junior where little the first time and they got lost in the mall . Now, i could see this type of so like many things that go on and she might take a walk around thing coming from a member of the block. Trumps staff but i did not see netflix, the show is having this but please do not go up to her i didnt see them, i didnt look for them either it coming from a jerome. Seth how is your cholesterol resurgence right at a time when right now and ask for selfies these days because shes like, you know, in the 400s, 300s, sometimes a chad, a tyler maybe. I cannot go and film new videos or new anything. Shes like kylie jenner, she wont say no even in the 500s but a jerome seth is it true you cant she lives for the attention. Spell massachusetts . You friggin idiot you are parroting classic right bu same thing with michigan, same thing with illinois. Wing talking points. Dont bother her too much right seth not sure if youre the if billboard had a chart for now, because we want elena to right person to ask this racist talking points, stay safe. Question minorities just dont take care who grows that baby corn you of themselves would be number seth i want to talk about find in chinese food two, right after never talk your viewing habits during the about the real root of the quarantine smaller farmers problem, systemic racism people have been watching, obviously, more tv than usual. Seth President Trump, how would you describe your tiger king seems to be the relationship with chicken yall, this man went on National Show that has grabbed the world mcnuggets . Television flanked by the they like me and i like them. Worlds most famous racists and by storm seth President Trump, what have you watched tiger king do they play on ktu 103. 5 fm, tried to get minorities to stop yet . I love tiger king. The beat of new york . The spread by saying, do it for its so nice for me to see a gay your do it for big mama. Character on tv i can finally the monster hits. Relate to. Seth mr. President , if you now, when he was talking to were a magician, what would you white people about it, did he i mean, how nice call yourself . Say do it for peepaw . You know, weve put all these the great pandemic. Gay characters out there on tv seth theres a lot of did he say, do it for rumors, mr. President , but is it gamgams . Im so glad that this is the one true youre sending killer bees no, because you can talk to white people regular that straight people have chosen to different cities . But when you talk to minorities, to embrace 6. 6 million to new york and you have to do an impersonation so relatable or we cant understand you and reporters are like, black new jersey such a great role model for all 1. 8 million to chicago people are getting sicker than white people. The lgbtq teens out there. 1. 7 million to detroit, and mm, anyway, on to sports but yeah, i dont know, i didnt 837,000 to new orleans psident, but you cant do that because there are no sports anymore, but watch tiger king yet i feel like i get it, you know, talk a little about the weed like what ive been doing also, if you want to point out a gummies youve been taking disparity like that, you have to say what caused it theyre very high quality i said, you have to go for the quality, and these are quality its redlining its doctor bias seth whats the name of that my viewing habits are weird. Show with stewie, the baby its systemic racism like, i feel this pressure to, and if you dont know what those like, use this time to watch old smart guy things mean, its probably also seth no, thats not it you. Good guy. Classic movies i havent seen, seth no. America is set up specifically to do this to black people or like i should be watching the dads name is like the early films of peter bad things always affect black bong joonho seth right, and that guy in people worse the wheelchair and americans always act like joe its black peoples fault. But instead, i was on youtube seth okay, so youve clearly if Nancy Kerrigan was black, literally for two hours watching seen it. Smart guy Warren Beattys entire press people would have been like, well, why were you in that seth whatever, fine. Pipes way junket for dick tracy. Also, if youre going to hang the entire thing out in this rink, you need to buy something. This is not a bit. Bad things always affect us seth not the movie, the junket disproportionately except sunburns i watched all of his press junket interviews and like why he cast madonna and you know now, if it was only black people who got sunburns, sunblock would not exist. Him talking about, you know, well, it would, but you wouldnt be able to get it at walgreens Dustin Hoffman playing mumbles, you would only be able to get it at a lees beauty supply, which is fine because i was going you know, the character mumbles. There anyway now, the coronavirus is this is what i do. Affecting black people so i get into these ive also disproportionately that is a fact but heres the thing, jerome, podcasts where im the guest you cant run around saying that so thats fun for me to do fact out loud because we want the government to fix it other people are like, finally and if you tell americans it mostly affects black people, like, oh, i finally have time to folks will be outside in a big read wuthering heights. Pile, french kissing strangers and im, like, listening to tomorrow myself on conan from like three no one would care. Months ago you need to tell people this coronavirus only affects old really yes. White men and white children seth i think thats good advice for all of us, to go back thats how you get people to care and listen to old billy podcasts we should be calling this the j. Crew virus. Were going to be right back with more Billy Eichner after the j. Crew virus, is it serious . This with more Billy Eichner after this well, you can only get it if youve been in a j. Crew the past year. The past year i go every day they are my emergency contacts. Now, heres the deal when you have a job that allows you to work from home, you can stay home. It just so happens that the jobs that have been deemed essential, i believe in working hard for what youve got health care providers, bus drivers, subway operators, food delivery people, a lot of these jobs are done by black people. And thats messed up in several i believe most people are good ways and most mamas oughta qualify for sainthood but ill just say this, minorities are dying so people can eat Dominos Pizza in their pajamas. I believe this world aint half as bad as it looks thats fd up. In part, because pizza hut is infinitely better. I believe most people are good im right and i dont have time to argue with you about it people are dying now, im working from home, but almost every black person i know is at work right now talking when better chickens are hatched, we will hatch them. About how spoiled i am and theyre right. Its why all of the tyson chicken that bears his name but really, theres a lot of is raised with no antibiotics ever. Black and brown people i love who have been at work every day every nugget, strip and drumstick. Since this thing started keep it real. Keep it tyson. And real talk, i am losing this is my body of proof. Sleep, terrified for them. I want to come on the show doing proof i can fight moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis. A silly sketch where im dressed as a doughnut talking about amber ate my family but proof i can fight psoriatic arthritis. Instead, ive got to do doing this because im a human being. With humira. And i live in this world proof of less joint pain. And i want to, in some tiny way, try and undo the danger you put. And clearer skin in psa. Us all in when you talk like a humira targets and blocks a source of inflammation friggin idiot on National Television that contributes to joint pain and irreversible damage. This has been ambers minute of fury humira can lower your ability to fight infections. Serious and sometimes fatal infections, seth thank you, amber. Well be right back with including tuberculosis, and cancers, Billy Eichner. Including lymphoma, have happened, as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. 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Yeah, well, thats very depressing you know, i know your wife gave birth in a lobby, weve heard it okay weve heard it i saw your netflix special it was wonderful let me tell you something seth thank you about giving birth in a lobby. I understand thats a challenge but women in the 1800s would have killed to give birth in a lobby. Seth thats very fair. Betsy ross gave birth in a barn [ laughter ] i dont know if 1800s. But i mean, the privilege of giving birth in a beautiful lobby seth thats true in the west village seth shouldnt complain. I loved your special, by the way. And what was i oh, so horny i mean, people are you know, theres a new type of pandemic dating dilemma which is, okay, im sitting here sexting with this person but is he texting me just because hes trapped inside . Seth yeah. You know . Then i think, okay, my biggest fear is, imagine after the pandemic is over and we can all go outside and you try to hook up with someone and they say no. i mean, imagine that and heres heres my biggest nightmare. Imagine asking someone out when this is over, hey, do you want to go out tonight . And they say, no, i think im going to stay in. [ laughter ] then you know youre a lost cause. This is my fear, that were going to be able to go outside and people will still prefer to stay in, instead of going out. So theres that. And people are doing all kinds of crazy things. You know, im masturbating constantly seth mmhmm. I masturbated the other night to Rachel Maddow seth oh, wow killed two birds. And people people are finding the weirdest things sexual i love them. You know, im a native new yorker, i very much appreciate what the cuomo brothers seth yeah. Are going through im a little interested to hear about the cuomo sisters. Where are they seth yeah. Havent heard seth right much about the cuomo sisters. But i feel like thats a quibi series thats gonna to happen. [ laughter ] its short, you know, not a ton to say seth yeah. But the cuomos, everyones like, oh, andrew cuomo is so sexy. Its like, okay, lets all calm down. I think there are other governors out there who are even sexier than Andrew Cuomo Seth what are some of your these are sorta the sorta unappreciated governors, right . Yes these are underappreciated governors. I made a list here i mean, forget andrew cuomo. What about the smoking hot governor of arkansas, Asa Hutchinson seth lets throw up asa Asa Hutchinson well, look at him i dont know anything hes doing in arkansas in terms of, you know, laws and stuff and i just see a very, very just smoking hot man. Move over, first lady of arkansas, susan hutchinson, and make room for me, seth seth who else . Who else do you feel like hasnt got the attention they deserve oh well, theres the very, very doable governor of mississippi, tate reeves seth yeah. Look at that. Look at that man thats my andrew cuomo and then of course people magazines 2020 sexiest man alive, idaho Governor Brad Little. Seth oh, yeah. Oh look at that. Seth look at that, the arm cross photo. Yes look at brad brad little is is, just in terms in terms of sex appeal, my seth yeah. Andrew cuomo. Seth nobody talks youre right. You hear very little about brad little. Take a no ones talking about how much they want to [ bleep ] brad little except for me. Why is that . Is it because its an Election Year lets not let partisan politics get in the way of me wanting to [ bleep ] the crap out of idaho Governor Brad Little seth tate reeves looks like he could have played pete holmes brother on crashing. You know what they need to bring back that show, because now hed be crashing theyd be inside its so organic now. Before seth itd be organic stretch seth i know these are not the things we can complain about now, especially when, you know, so many people are making such so many sacrifices during this time yeah. Seth and whatnot but you did have some some projects postponed, the least of anybodys projects, but you were going to start shooting a movie that got pushed. Yes, yes, that is true. Actually, strangely enough, yesterday, april 13th, was supposed to be the first day of shooting on a movie that i have been putting like blood, sweat and tears into it. We literally have been writing this movie, me and the wonderful nick stoller seth oh, fantastic who has written and directed a ton of great movies, forgetting sarah marshall, and neighbors, and many great things weve been cowriting this movie together with judd apatow producing for universal. Its this big big oldfashioned romcom that i am producing with those guys and i would be starring in and ive been cowriting with nick for three years and we were just about to start, literally, finally and then this happened which, again, let me say, far from the biggest problem in the world. And, you know, we hopefully will still get to make it but, yeah, its a really im so excited about it. And i really do hope we get to make it. Its a big cast of a lot of actors and actresses that youve never seen before and that are so hilarious and its about a gay male couple who dont ever date anyone, and they very much pride themselves on being single like a lot of gay people i know, actually. And then they fall for each other unexpectedly and they have to learn how to navigate that. Seth that i do i am with you in hoping that that will come to pass you dont thank you seth like a lot of us, you know, im lucky to be doing the show every day some celebrities dont have an outlet how do you feel do you feel like celebrities have been doing the right kind of athome content . Oh, i love to see Katherine Heigl breaking baking a bread i cant get enough of that and everyone is everyone is so impressed with their breadmaking skills, you know . I havent baked a single thing and, you know, but look, whatever makes people happy at this point you know, i have to say, i am very glad that all of you guys, the talk show hosts, have come back that to me is more comforting than cooking videos. I consider you guys like our third responders, i really do. Something happens in the morning and then 12 hours later, you may have a reply [ laughter ] and i really, really appreciate that and im so glad you guys are using the technology we have i have always wanted to see a grainy celebrity interview i love seth yeah. I love seeing a grainy amy adams or, you know, a slightly fuzzy jane lynch. You know what i mean and im thrilled that youre back its such a comfort. And im joking but i really am thank you. Seth hey, thank you for being here it is always such a joy to talk to you thank you seth i think people everyone, should go on netflix and enjoy billy on the street because i think its a great tonic for the times were living through. And billy, hopefully the next time i see you, it will be in person all the best all the best to you and your family your kids look adorable on instagram, ive been following you know and thank you for having me. And especially to everyone in new york, which is having a particularly rough time right now, i want to send my love to all new yorkers. Everyone, not doctors, nurses, anyone working in a hospital or who is forced to work right now, we thank you we love you. New york city is my favorite place in the world so stay strong seth Billy Eichner, everybody. Well be right back with more late night. If we werent able to stream anything, i think theyd be lost. Shes listening to music. Hes watching the news. vo verizon is giving you more entertainment, like apple music, disney , and youtube tv. Unlimited plans start at 35. Shop online. Only at verizon. Tums ver bell rings la stick when heartburn hits fight back fast. With tums chewy bites. Beat heartburn fast tums chewy bites with this one little nexgard chew comes the confidence, youre doing whats right, to protect your dog from fleas and ticks for a full month. And its the only chew, fda approved to prevent infections that cause lyme disease. 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You may not be thinking about blood donation, but blood is needed to save the lives of people who are sick with a range of illnesses. Its easy and safe to give. If you are in good health, please donate. We need heroes now. Visit red cross blood dot org to schedule an appointment. Seth welcome back. Weve been so lucky to have fred armisen leading the band for all these weeks for remote shows. Usually when hes in town, we do a piece where i ask fred about something and he makes up the answer off the top of his head, and i like to do that. So please take a look. Seth hey, everybody, were here with fred armisen now, fred, you are a renaissance man, you are a musician, artist, writer, an actor and yet, i think, one thing people dont know about you is that you are also an art aficionado is that fair fred thats fair, i know everything about art, paintings, sculpture. Seth well, we thought we would take advantage of that knowledge, because obviously people cant go to museums right now, with a segment we like to call fred armisen art aficionado. Fred, you remember how this works. Im just going to show a painting we have not discussed it in advance. And you are going to just give us a little bit of history, because you do know everything about every painting fred every painting, yes seth all right well this is edward hoppers 1942 painting, nighthawks. Do you know this painting . Fred i do know this painting, yes. This is nighthawks by edward hopper. Seth yeah. Fred and it got terrible reviews at first seth gotcha. Fred the new yorker said it was poorly painted. I remember the New York Times said, why is he doing these . A lot of art critics in art forum were, you know, like, why are people lining up to see this please get off that line and go home, you do not need to see this painting. Seth i just want to stop real quick so it does seem like back in 1942 when a painting came out, everybody would write a review the way we maybe think about reviews for Television Shows now. Fred exactly, because there was so much less tv, that a lot of those tv writers would just sort of, like, lets focus on art, paintings, and movies and they really were just i think personally, i feel like they hadnt seen the painting yet before they started writing about it seth oh. Fred because a lot of those critics were, they were in sort of cliques and they were just snarky in general. Seth gotcha. So, you think they were reactine were like, oh, this is a great new painting, and just being snarky they just wanted to poohpooh it before people could even see it . Fred yeah, they poohpoohd it before people could even seen it so, it was described to them and theyd say it one i mean, it was described like, okay, one guys fixing an ice cream soda or a coffee for other people and the writers were like, how is that a painting . So then he hasnt served them yet . No, theyre still waiting for their coffees. Thats not a painting. Like the order has to be up. It was one of the First Paintings done by magic marker, which a lot of people dont know about. Thats a lot of it was magic you know, in those days they didnt have magic markers so they would take sort of paint brushes, tape them up together, dip them in the paint, and then use that eventually those became magic markers. But thats the other side of it. Seth wait. You said so its the First Painting done with magic marker, but then back then magic marker was just paint fred but it was like this, as opposed to seth oh, i see fred almost like using a magic marker so they would tape the paint brushes together seth dip them in fred yeah, sure. But still, really harshly reviewed and it wasnt until the 70s that a lot of those reviewers were lik w but it took them a while to come around seth gotcha. The same reviewers, though, wrote follow up pieces fred one of them did and the follow up piece was, upon reviewing, i understand now that that was a different time and that actually a lot of the colors look great, and i like the amount of space that was used so yeah, so it was sort of like he just sort of took that image and then just sort of repeated it. Seth wow, thats quite an education. And everything you just told us is totally true . Fred this is totally true. And i mean, i could pull up those reviews if you want. Seth no, i think thats good, i think you remembered the gist of them fred i can pull them up. Seth all right, pull one up. Fred all right i was going to pull one of the reviews up for you if you want but i can do it now or later seth just do it later. Well be right back with more late night. Mbers who, with each