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So, this morning, nancy pelosi held a meeting to calm down her caucus, and she emerged to say this we believe that no one is above the law, including the president of the United States, and we believe that the president of the United States is engaged in a coverup. Stephen its called bronzer, nancy. Its a coverup. Its called bronzer, nancy, and hes not fooling anyone. cheers and applause i thought i could beat them. Thb. Afthat, a chuckhume ohe white house for a prescheduled meeting on their infrastructure deal. If you remember a couple of weeks ago, maybe a month, the democrats proposed a 1 trillion infrastructure deal and trump said, why not 2 trill . So they said okay. Today was just supposed to be hammering out the details and venmoing the cash, with a Little Bridge emoji or Something Like that. laughter it didnt work out that way. According to people in the room, trump walked in, didnt shake anyones hand or take a seat, and left before anyone else could speak. All told, it was over in three minutes. Audience ooooh stephen acg storm daniel now, trump walked out the door, straight to the rose garden for a nationally televised hissy fit, complete with a podium adorned with a preprinted sign that said, no collusion, no obstruction. Right over the seal, right . Just block out the seal. Very president ial, ive got to say, very president ial. It reminds me of the time that jefferson addressed the Continental Congress behind a sign that said, sally hemmings, just a friend. laughter trump started he started the whole kitt and caboodle by explaining why the infrastructure meeting was so short. I just wanted to let you know that i walked into the room, and i told senator schumer, Speaker Pelosi, i want to do infrastructure. I want to do it more than you want to do it. Id be really good at that. Thats what i do. But you know what . You cant do it under these circumstances. Stephen so trump has a clear stance on infrastructure. as trump its my way, or no highways. laughter cheers and applause jon thats about right. That sums it up, yeah. Stephen trump was furious about the democrats ongoing efforts to be congress, and he drew a line in the sand. So, ive said from the beginning, right from the beginning, that you probably cant go down two tracks. You can go down the investigation track, and you can go down the investment track, or the track of lets get things done for the american people. laughter cheers and applause counted three tracks, and it still went off the rails. laughter heres the deal. The source of trumps rage was Nancy Pelosis meeting this morning, and growing calls to remove him from office. All of a sudden, i hear last night, theyre going to have a meeting right before this meeting, to talk about the i word. The i word. Can you imagine . Stephen i can. cheers and applause im imagining it right now, and thats laughter thats why jims shooting me from the waist up. laughter cheers and applause d milyhow. Then trump let us know that hes denying Congress Constitutional powers for a noble purpose. Becomes president , and you have a republican house, they can impeach him for any reason or her any reason. We cant allow that to happen. Stephen as trump we cant have a world where republicans impeach a democrat for something everyone does, like lying about cheating on your wife. Or her wife. laughter the president also defended his son, who has been subpoenaed by the senate. My son don, whos a good young man, whos gone through hell. Stephen as trump i mean, he had me as a father. That could not have been easy. That is that is thats a rough thats a tough row to hoe. Jon oh, my goodness. Stephen then he rambled on about the phone calls that don jr. Made after the meeting with russians at trump tower. No way to know what these phone calls were. Its long been suspected that one of those calls was to his father, to tell him about the russians. But thats all cleared up now . Three calls. After massive study, and work, they actually found who made the calls. One was a friend of ours, a real estate developer. Great guy. Most of you know him. Nice guy. Loves our country. And the other one was the head of nascar. Two of them. Stephen two of them. What about the third call . laughter as trump look, ive been accused of eating three pies, but i havent eaten any pie. Want proof . Heres two of the pies. laughter now, does anyone have any floss . Because i got a lot of rhubarb in my teeth. laughter but this speech applause never rub another mans never rub another mans rhubarb. But this speech was unusual, because for once, trump actually read from his notes. I have 19 special counsel lawyers, 40 f. B. I. Agents. I said, open it all up let them have whatever they want. Nearly 500 search warrants. Think of that, a search warrant, did you ever see a search warrant before . Neither did i. Stephen i have a feeling youre going to be seeing some more. laughter cheers and applause trump was reading off a so called fact sheet about the Mueller Investigation his team handed out to the crowd. Now, they got this fact sheet from abc news. But heres the thing. They conveniently left out the second page, which included information like seven guilty pleas, six Trump Associates charged, four people sentenced to prison, and a criminal presidency cheers and applause as trump three wedding rings using only half of that graphic is like writing a review after watching only half of titanic. as reviewer i enjoyed the big ship, and the sex in the car. I smell a sequel. laughter then, it was the democrats turn to have a press conference, and nancy pelosi called trump out for not having what it takes to get a deal done. We had hoped that we could give this president an opportunity to have a signature infrastructure initiative, to create jobs, to improve the quality of life, to just do so much for our country. For some reason maybe it was lack of confidence on his part that he really couldnt come match the greatness of the challenge that we have. Jon ooooh oooh stephen wow. Questioning his confidence. It seems President Trump couldnt rise to the challenge of putting up long bridges and deep tunnels. It happens to a lot of president s his age. laughter later in the day, pelosi was at a different event, and she raised the stakes. This is why i think the president was so steamed off this morning, because the fact is, in plain sight, in the public domain, this president is obstructing justice and hes engaged in a coverup. And that could be an impeachable offense. Stephen what . What did she say, a peach of ofsss just say it, nancy. Stop teasing us. Hey, kids, get in the car were going to disney ofsss store. applause but its not just impeachment that has trump upset right now. Congress has subpoenaed everyone he knows. The latest target is former White House Communications director and new cater waiter whos obviously a spy, hope hicks. Yesterday, the House Judiciary Committee issued a subpoena to hicks, and that must have set the president off, because she was so close to him that aides described her as trumps as trump hopey, youre like a daughter to me. And i mean that in only the weirdest way. laughter trumps also trumps also got to be angry about his sinking popularity. According to a new quinnipiac poll, trumps Approval Rating is only 38 . But not for long, because hes going to dump it for an Approval Rating in her 20s. laughter but trump 38 . 38 . Might prove a little long in the tooth. But trump has an excuse, tweeting, without the illegal witch hunt, my poll numbers, especially because of our historically great economy, would be at 65 . Too bad well, of course people would like you more if they didnt know about the bad stuff you did as trump look, more people would have me over for dinner if they didnt catch me pooping in their washing machines. laughter too bad i mean, i put it on delicate cycle, what do you want . laughter an image. There you go. Speaking of embarrassing polls, Anthony Weiner. laughter yesterday, yesterday we bring him up, because yesterday, the disgraced former congressman reported to the new york city sex offender monitoring unit, and look at what hes wearing. A tshirt with a late show logo on the pocket. You cant buy advertising like that. Nor should you. Now, that logo, which we have over there, right over there, above the stage over there, we only put that on shirts for our staff and our guests. And, we had Anthony Weiner on years ago, during the brief period in which he was still funny and not yet really upsetting. But this means obviously we need to start adding a warning label to the shirt, saying, please do not wear while committing or being arrested for sex crimes. Also, hang dry. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Senator Kamala Harris is here. But when we return, meanwhile stick around the 2019 nissan kicks. Keep being you. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. Its not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv with three different medicines to help you get to undetectable. That means the amount of virus is so low it cant be measured in lab tests. Serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. And ver p. 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Stephen you have a thundering herd over there tonight. Jon oh, yes, yes, indeed. Stephen tell me some of the additions. Jon cory wong on the guitar. applause weve got tim lefevre on the base. And we have kameel thurmond on the sax and the voice. Stephen thank you for being here. You know who i have i dont have those people but i have Kamala Harris coming out. Jon i know her. Stephen yes, shes doing very well. Jon it will be great. A good night tonight. Stephen folks, i spend so much time right over there, moving the heavy living room furniture out of the news storage unit. But sometimes i like to take a minute, dig around under the couch cushions for the spare change, the crusty old cheerios and lifesavers with hair stuck on them, of news that i make up my segment with meanwhile cheers and applause it doesnt matter. It doesnt matter how you introduce this. You can introduce it any way you want. Meanwhile, game of thrones author george r. R. Martin says hes working on a video game while he finishes the final two books in the series. Oh, no that might make the writing of those books go slowly. laughter according to reports, its not clear whether the game has anything to do with martins books. To be fair, its not clear whether george r. R. Martin has anything to do with his books. Because hes been working on the winds of winter for eight years and, as far as we know, its still just one page that reads chapter 1. Maybe ned stark comes back . Or something else. Meanwhile, if youre an n. B. A. Fan, heres a very bold opinion from the wall street journal about the golden state warriors. The warriors would not be a dynasty without steph curry, klay thompson, draymond green, Andre Iguadala and kevin durant. That is a hot take. Bold. They also offered the penetrating insight that the beatles might not be as popular without john, paul, george, and ringo. laughter applause thats right here. Thats right here. 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Folks, my first guest tonight is a democratic senator from california who is running to be the next president of these United States. Please welcome back to the late show senator Kamala Harris applause stephen have a seat. cheers and applause thank you. Stephen senator, its really nice to have you back. Thank you so much for being here. Its great to be back with you, stephen. Stephen this is the third time. Yes, it is. Stephen the third time. Now, the first two times i had you on here, i had a lovely time talking to you. Yes. Stephen fun, yet substantive. Yes. Stephen but that was before you had declared. Thats correct. Stephen last time you were here i asked you if you were going to, you were like i might. Stephen you might. And then you did. I did. Stephen and then you did. cheers and applause as a candidate, as a candidate, what is different for you, now that it is official . What is different about do you have to behave in any different way . Well, everything and nothing has changed. Everything has changed in terms of just, you know, time on the road and stephen level of scrutiny. Level of scrutiny. Level of sleep. laughs all of that, all of that. Stephen you have to pace yourself. Yeah, i mean, its its but its also you know, i always say that in campaigns you meet the angels walking among us. You meet people that you might if we lived 1,000 years maybe wed meet these folks who are just doing incredible work in their communities, without any expectation of fam notic just you know, i met a woman in south carolina. Theres a street there called lady street you know. Youre from. Stephen there are a lot of streets in south carolina. I dont know if i know that street. So lady street, okay, and every merchant, with the exception of one, is a woman. And i meet this one woman and she has a vintage clothing store. Why . Well, because she grew up in foster care. For a time she was homeless. She then made an incredible success out of herself, and she had never until then worn clothes firsthand. So she decided to have this vintage store where the proceeds go to young women in the community who are going to job interviews for the first time or going to work and they dont have suits and clothes. Incredible. Incredible kind of people. applause im telling you. Stephen today, now, donald ump said he work with d. Teintellommittee gog to endre guys going to end the investigation . No. Stephen okay. cheers and applause but can we talk for a moment about this . Lets just talk for a moment about this. So hes going to hold americas infrastructure hostage, right . Stephen yes. Over the issue of the investigation. Stephen right. So let me just tell you again, traveling the country. Stephen, almost half of American Families are a 400 unexpected expense away from complete upheaval, right. 400 unexpected expense could be the car breaks down or a hospital bill you didnt see coming. Do you know how much it costs to get four tires in america these days, on average . Stephen it depends on whether theyre really good tires. Yeah, but about 400. Why do people need new tires . Because the roads are falling apart. applause so when we talk about if you want to talk about a representative government, and shouldnt leaders lead on behalf of the people as opposed to selfinterest. Stephen right. Then just connect all the dots. Right now, families are suffering stephen okay, but let me take the devils point of view here. Okay. Stephen is that, if thats true, then just pause the investigations and get the infrastructure done. Hell still be corrupt later. No, this is a false choice. We cannot abandon our democracy for the sake of appeasing somebody who is completely focused on his interests only. applause stephen now, one one of the one of the investigations that has him particularly in high dudgeon is the senate intel committee, as i said before, that youre on. Thats right. Stephen the chairman of the committee, senator burr of north carolina. Yes. Stephen he issued a subpoena for don jr. Correct. Stephen which surprised a lot of people. Because not a lot of republicans have. Uhm, a spine. laughter they ed out deal w donng in, t . In you guys are going tohim h what, you know, what its not closed doors here. What would you like to ask him . Can you let us know some of the things youd like to ask don jr . I mean, i think what everyone here is going to want to know is when he took that meeting one, why didnt he walk out when it became clear that there was a foreign adversary who was trying to manipulate and interfere in the election of the president of the United States . Stephen i can answer that one. Why didnt he walk out . Stephen i can answer that one because he knew it was a foreign adversary giving dirt on an opponent from the email before he ever went in. He walked in knowing what it was. I know, i agree with you. The question becomes then, who did you tell . And did you tell your father . Stephen what about trump tower . Because he testified, i didnt really know, didnt really know. We need to be all of that. And i agree with you, we need to know all of that. Stephen do you think youre going to get answers . Look i you know what, though, that being said, i think that bob mueller gave us answers. There are in that report at least 10 specific incidents where we know that there was obstruction of justice. Only rn did not return anthe indictment is because of that office of Legal Counsel opinion and its an opinion, not the law, an opinion. Stephen he cites it. Right, and he cites it. And i think that on this subject what we should do is rely on those almost 1,000 former members of the United States department of justice who have essentially said, but for that memo, that opinion, an indictment would have been returned, that the evidence here is sufficient to sustain an indictment. Stephen are you guys going to talk to mueller . Were trying i hope that we can get him in front of us. But you know even if he does not come in front of us, there is sufficient basis, there is a sufficient basis to know that there is enough there to return an indictment but for that office of Legal Counsels opinion. Stephen what do you think of chairman burrs leadership so far . You know, i think that i serve on many committees. Im on judiciary, im on intelligence, homeland security, and budget. Of all the committees, and frankly, of all of the open conversations ive had since ive been in the senate, the most bipartisan thus far is the work that happens in the Senate Intelligence committee. And, frankly, i think part of the reason is that, when we get in that skiff, which is the name of a very tightly sealed and closeddoor room, you know, people take off their jackets and have real conversations about National Security in a way that always should occur in a nonpartisan way. So that has been applause so that has been the way that it has worked so far, and it is my hope that it will continue to be nonpartisan in the way we conduct ourselves. Stephen we have to take a little bit of a break. But dont go away, well be right back with more of senator Kamala Harris. applause pink . Lets go mets go time daddy [ giggling ] ohhhh man. Took my hat off. [ to love somebody by bee gees playing ] thats crazy [ crowd cheering ] [ screaming ] lets go mets [ cheering ] ito take care of anyct messy situations. And put irritation in its place. And if i can get comfortable keeping this tookus safe and protected. You can get comfortable doing the same with yours. Preparation h. Get comfortable with it. Wearing powerful sunscreen . Yes neutrogena® ultra sheer. No other sunscreen works better or feels so good. Clinically proven helioplex® provides unbeatable uva uvb protection to help prevent early skin aging and skin cancer all with a clean light feel. 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Entyvio®. Relief and remission within reach. Still nervous about buying uhoh, la new house. Meones is it that obvious . Yes it is. You know, maybe youd worry less if you got geico to help with your homeowners insurance. I didnt know geico could helps with homeowners insurance. Yep, theyve been doing it for years. What are you doing . Big steve . Thanks, man. There he is. Get to know geico and see how much you could save on homeowners and renters insurance. Stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. Were here with president ial candidate senator Kamala Harris. Now nancy pelosi, Speaker Pelosi says trumps obstruction could be impeachable. Yeah. Stephen you believe that charges of impeachment should be brought against the president. No, i believe that the process should begin to do an investigation to determine ultimately whether impeachment should happen. Stephen okay. Is there a difference between that and the investigations that are going on now . Well, yeah, because it would be Congress Actually initiating a process toward impeachment stephen an impeachment inquiry . Yes, an impeachment inquiry, where they would at the end produce findings with a recommendation. And if they recommend, then, that there be an impeachment proceeding obviously theyll send it over to the senate. But, stephen, i will say this, i have called and do believe that process should begin. I think theres a very good reason to do it. And i agree with Nancy Pelosis statement today. I will also say that it is also fair that we we are realistic that the senate is not going to impeach this guy. We dont we dont control the majority. And i have no reason to believe and theres been no evidence that on the senate side that theyre going to actually do the right thing. Stephen is there an extra power that comes with starting an impeachment inquiry . In other words, are there requests for information, subpoenas, are they less deniable by the president if the impeachment what is the value of then starting the impeachment inquiry . Well, part of the value is preserving the the this construct of our democracy that the founders imagined, which is that we have three independent coequal branches of government where there should be checks and balances. And the United States congress has a responsibility to conduct itself in a way that we we pursue these inquiries and determine if this president has in fact obstructed justice and violated the law. So its about maintaining the integrity of our democracy and the design of it. But i will say, that being said, we should fight for that and fight for the value of the construct and our democracy. But the reality also is that at the end of this, the senate probably will not vote to impeach him, which means that hell probably prance around and say, see, witch hunt, witch hunt. They went after me and they didnt get me. And so we have to just also balance, right this is a reality. Stephen i never imagined him prancing before, but thank you for that thank you for that image. laughter well stephen you unveiled a new policy proposal this week. Your equal pay plan. Yes. Stephen whats the plan cheers and applause because whats the plan . Because i remember obama on day e signed tildbetter act. Which was amazing. Stephen what did not get accomplished by that, that the equal pay plan would cover . So, it was extraordinary progress that president obama, together with Lily Ledbetter herself, made and it was historic, what he did, and it was the first bill he signed, so it really was a strong statement. And i want to take it to the next step and this is that when women are they are required the law says that women and men should be paid equally for equal work. But what we know is that in america today, women, on average, are paid 80 cents on the dollar of what men are paid for the same work. African american women, 61 cents on the dollar. Latinas, 53 cents on the dollar. And these are actually not debatable points. Stephen so this is not hours worked on average over a work week. It could be annual salary, but its for the same work, what are people being paid . So what i am saying is this, instead of requiring that woman, who, lets say shes hanging out at the water cooler during break, talking to her male colleague, who works in the cubicle next to her doing the same work she does, and he starts talking about what he got his kids for christmas, and it is clear to her that he is making more money than she is, right . What is she going to do . Shes not going to ask him how much is he getting paid. He probably wont tell her. Shell probably go to her supervisor, hey, how are we getting paid . And the supervisor will probably say Something Like, i cant tell you about salaries. So shes sniffing around and she kind of has the sense of it, but she has no access to information. So, maybe she goes and she files a complaint with the e. E. O. C. , right. And she is going to have to then go through a long process. Her colleagues will probably find out about it. She will probably receive the wrath of her colleagues, and maybe it goes nowhere with that complaint. Maybe she has to come out of pocket to hire a lawyer to sue to get equal pay. What im saying is instead of her having to go through thatutn the corporations to prove they are paying people equally, and shift the burden from her to the corporation. And in my opinion, Good Business is about Good Business. If you are conducting the business in a way that you are proud, then you should be able to tell us if youre paying people equally. And im also requiring that they will have to post on their website whether they have been certified by the e. E. O. C. As paying people equally or not. You know, like in a restaurant cheers and applause so, right . Stephen like a health rating. Yes. Stephen senator, thank you so much for being here. Senator Kamala Harris, everybody candidate for president of the United States. Well be right back with the star of booksmart, Kaitlyn Dever. Keep being you. Epovg. Keep aspiring. Keep striving. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. Its not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv with three different medicines to help you get to undetectable. That means the amount of virus is so low it cant be measured in lab tests. So keep pushing. Keep creating. And keep pouring your soul into everything you do. Serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. 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Name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple rules. Picasso. Thats he broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule. Rosa parks. Name another. Susan b. Anthony. Damn it. Stephen please welcome Kaitlyn Dever applause wow so cool stephen what a beautiful dress for springtime. Thanks its pink. I thought it would be good for tonight. Stephen sure, sure. Well, i understand this is your firstever appearance on a late night show. It is. Stephen wow. cheers and applause stephen well, thank you. It is. I didnt trip. I didnt trip. Stephen you got the hardest part down. Phase one done. Stephen you got up the steps. Youre going to love it. It will be super simple. Heres how it works. I will ask you a question. Cool. Stephen and youll answer the question. And well move to the next question. Great stephen fantastic. Now i understand im surprised you have never been on a talk show, because i understand correct me if im wrong that you are from show biz royalty. Royalty . I guess you could say its royalty. My parents were figure skaters. Stephen there you go. Its like the circus. Yes. And then my dad ended up getting the job for the voice of barney. Stephen wait . How do you how do you just become the voice where were you living when he got that . I was i was originally born in arizona. My parents were both figure skaters. They were coaches. Stephen thats all the best ices, in the desert. Best ice, for the heat. Stephen yup, exactly. And my dad was always doing voices with me. He was always doing voices with his students, and. Stephen just for fun . Just for fun. He was just always doing that. He loved doing impressions. And one of the students moms said, hey, i heard theyre doing a nationwide search for the new barney, voice of barney. And he was like, okay, i guess ill take a stab at it. And then he just sent in a tape and heard back that he got it. And then thats what allowed us to, like, move to texas. laughter and then he was the voice of barney for, like, six years. Stephen wow. Yeah. Stephen now, the movie booksmart, we have already had a couple people on. We had the director olivia wilde on here. Your costar, beanie feldstein, is a friend of the show. Shes a lovely young actress. So tell the people what its about. Its a huge hit. Its getting rave reviews. Tell the people what its about. Its really, to me, its a love story. Its about these two girls who are so dedicated to school and academics. They really excel. And they spent four years of high School Pretty much only really knowing that and each other, and really didnt party. Stephen because they wanted to get into good colleges. They wanted to get into good colleges. And they realized everyone else sort of got to party and they got into good colleges. And theyre like, oh, well, i guess we should try to get it all done in one night before we graduate. So stephen i assume some things go wrong. Well, yeah, we just have a good time. And we discover a lot about the people that weve been surrounded by. And were really, you know, open to it. And its really beautiful. Stephen when did it premiere . It premiered at southby, but we premiered in l. A. As well, which was, like, a dream come true. It was so cool. It was such a fun night. Stephen any stars come . Yes. I met kristin wiig that night. And i didnt really handle it that well. Stephen are you a fan of hers . Im a huge im a huge fan of kristin wiig. And the moment i finally get to meet kristin wiig. I ss it up. All i did was like, was like ah. I was actually, okay, so what happened was i was going up to jason sudeikis, and jason sudeikis, i realized, was standing directly next to her. And i was like, oh, ah, kristin wiig is right by you. He said, oh yeah, sure, ill introduce you. I was like, please, no. I wasnt ready, im not ready. And he was like, no, no, here, meet her. And she was like, hi, i loved the movie. She loved the movie and it was freaking me out. And then all i said was, oh, my god. Youre so pretty laughter and i was like there were so many more things about her. Shes so talented. Shes so smart. And i was likewhy . Shes more than just her beautiful looks. And i i i just blacked out. I was 100 sober and i just completely blacked out. Stephen you were 100 sober at the premiere. Yes stephen well, i have some footage here that i want to question that with. Because we got this footage oh, no. Stephen this is you dancing. This is you dancing at the premiere of the party afterwards. Stephen did do you that . cheers and applause oh, no, no, no, no. Stephen the important question is can you do that on skates . Uhm, sure, why not . I mean, when j. T. Is on, youve got to just go for it. Stephen well, it was so nice to meet you. Congratulations on the film. Thank you so much. Stephen booksmart is in theaters on friday. Kaitlyn dever, everybody well be right b a little bird told me that you have fast internet and now the best mobile network too . Yeah and get them together and save hundreds on your wireless bill. Wow, thats great. Oh, and this looks great. Are these words for sale . No. Go, go, go, go, go. Now you can get fast, reliable internet and save hundreds on your wireless bill. Thats simple, easy, awesome. Taxi should i have stopped her . Get started with a limited time offer for 19. 99 a month for 12 months. And save when you get xfinity internet and mobile together. Click, call or visit a store today. Stephen now stick around for jamjam corden. Good night. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show