Do you believe these guys . laughter godzilla the usual . What have you been up to . growling hey i was watching that im good. Donald trump has destroyed. Donald trump is destroying. Donald trump is destroying. He will destroy. grunts its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight impeach goes on plus conan obrien and curtis 50 cent jackson interview stephen. And james corden. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey nice to see you good work wooo thank you, everybody. Please, have a seat, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause its the first day of november, and here in new york, there is a chill in the air. Because donald trump is coming to town. The president will reportedly be here tomorrow to attend a u. F. C. Fight. Trumps a big fan of ultimate fighting. He loves being in a room where someones face is more swollen than his. laughter apparently, after the match, the president is expected to stay at trump tower, which, combined with this weekends new york city marathon, could cause major Traffic Congestion in manhattan. Audience boo stephen yeah, it could be a real problem, it could be a real problem. So if you have plans to be in new york city and want to beat the traffic, you should leave no later than three days ago. Of course, the real ultimate fight going on is over trumps impeachment. Yesterday, on halloween, the house voted to formalize the impeachment inquiry. After all cheers and applause yeah, yeah. cheers and applause makes sense. It just makes sense. Jon yes. Stephen it just makes sense. It is november, and its time to toss out that rotting jackolantern. If the house votes to impeach trump, itll head to the senate, where the president s fate will be in the hands of Senate Majority leader and man with builtin travel pillow, mitch mcconnell. Mcconnell he looks comfortable. Mcconnell has been prepping trump for an impeachment trial and last week, gave him some advice stop attacking senators including mitt romney who likely will soon judge your fate. Yes you better be nice to republicans, or else theyre gonna rise up with one voice and say, you got it, boss dont forget to say my wifes ugly and my dad killed j. F. K. cheers and applause you want a piggyback ride . laughter Senate Republicans swear they want to conduct a real impeachment trial. Texas senator john cornyn said, i think it is important the senate process be viewed as fair and serious, and senator david perdue told cnn, what i want to hear is both sides of the argument. Yes, both sides the president abused his office to seek election help from a foreign government, versus, we dont care. So the senate could hold hearings full of shocking testimony, then just ignore it and vote how they intended to in the first place. Itll be just like kavanaugh, except trump doesnt drink. as trump i liked chocolate cake i still like chocolate cake but i did not eat chocolate cake to the point of blacking out laughter are you gonna finish that chocolate cake . Because im gonna boof it because im gonna boof it it hits you faster when you above it. Its easier with an eclair. Youre welcome. Youre welcome. Thank you very much. Thank you. Write that down. Write down when i said that, okay . Of course, trumps not the only focus of this impeachment. The other leading man is his personal lawyer, rudy giuliani, whos on the cover of time magazine. Too bad this came out after halloween, because it would make a great scary mask. growls applause joe biden bad sy laughter in there. Now, the article recounts giulianis recent bizarre behavior, including the time he buttdialed an nbc reporter who heard him tell an associate, the problem is we need some money, adding, we need a few hundred thousand. The reporter was able to hear it so clearly because, as usual, rudy was talking out of his ass. laughter now cheers and applause rudys butt dial is even dumber when you consider that back in 2017, trump named giuliani as a cybersecurity advisor. as trump all right, who do i know thats young, sharp, and a whiz with computers . I know my drunk 73yearold lawyer now, heres another thing. We just found out that less than a month after rudy got that job, he needed an apple genius to help unlock his phone. as rudy i keep trying to buttdial, but it doesnt recognize my ass print i dont understand. I dont. applause none of this should come as a surprise. Rudy cant even figure out how to wear airpods. laughter as rudy wow, these are expensive qtips laughter living la vida rudy does not come cheap. According to time, the former mayor enjoys a 230,000amonth lifestyle. Wow. That is a generous use of the word life. And style. But 230,000 a month . Why does he go to a dentist who operates under the crossbronx expressway . According to time, giulianis real problem is that hes mixing his work for the government with some questionable foreign business deals. But giuliani insists hes done nothing wrong, saying, of course i dont mix those two things. as giuliani unless you mean wine and sleeping pills, because i definitely mix those, right before i go on hannity. now, despite his troubles, giuliani is confident trump wont turn on him, explaining, hes 100 in my corner and loyal to me, as i am to him. Yes, hes just as loyal to you as he is to his wife ivana, his wife marla, his wife melania, his buddies paul manafort, michael cohen, reince priebus, rex tillerson, john kelly, john bolton, jim mattis, the kurds, cheers and applause meatloaf, Chris Christie, Chris Christie again, Chris Christie again. cheers and applause you know what . Its only an hour show. laughter and its the weekend, and we all know what that means time for jane fonda to get arrested again, because recently jane moved to washington, d. C. , to take up climatefocused activism, and as part of her protest has vowed to get arrested every friday. Good for you, jane good for you come on put it out there good luck, jane. Its hard to get arrested in d. C. Even if you confess to your crimes on the white house lawn. laughter so far, fondas been arrested three times for speaking out against climate change, but it has not slowed her down. She even managed to accept a prestigious bafta award while being handcuffed bafta, thank you. Thank you, for the Stanley Kubrick britania award for excellence in films. Thank you im sorry im not there. cheers and applause stephen thats beautiful i love it. Making most of it. Making most of the situation. as fonda thank you to my team at c. A. A. When i get my one phone call, itll be to you guys who says an older actress cant get arrested in this town . Okay, the sirens are playing me off. I love you plaiz and. The thing is, janes not alone. Other celebrities are joining her in being arrested at these protests, including ted danson and sam waterston, who told officers it was his first arrest. applause and the experience has changed waterston, because he has a new p. S. A. For celebrities thinking of protesting climate change. Hello, im sam water ston, here with a very important warning from my fellow celebrity overs 70. No, its not that morning. Though, if its been more than four hours, you should call a darkt of doctor. As an actor i have played a wide range of roles, as a lawyer upholding justice in law order, and a justice upholding justice on the base of sex. I was caught, handcuffed and photographed from a lessthanflattering angle. Before my arrest i was just your average celebrity hanging out listening to ted dansen tell stories from the set of cheers. But now i know the horror of being in a jail cell listening to ted dansen tell stories from the set of cheers. So to any celebrities risking standing up for their beliefs ask yourself, do you really want to end up like me with grandkids Walking Around thinking youre super cool. Dont get caught on the wrong side of the law just so you can be on the right side of history. Because in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by lawyers, not crimers. Dundun stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. 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No on big tobacco. No on prop c. band playing cheers and applause yeah jon rolling baby. I love that guy ladies and gentlemen, my next guest tonight applied to be a writer on my latenight show back in the early 1990s. He wasnt ready then, but a spot just opened up. Id like to talk to him, see if hes got what it takes. Ive been told hes made some progress in the business. Please welcome Stephen Colbert. applause applause stephen, what a thrill to have you here. Stephen so happy im a big fan. Ive been a fan for ages. Who the hell do you think you are . laughter im Stephen Colbert look at me you believe, i really i really i think you have a lot of explaining to do. Stephen i am needy. Youre needy. Stephen and when im not with the audience, i get panicking. You get panicky stephen i get a little depressed when i cant stand in front of an audience and tell them jokes and get laughs. I get a little i get a little i get depressed. I get depressed. I get lonely. Theyre my only friends, conan. cheers and applause im curious, whats that like to be a needy performer whos only happy when theyre getting laughs and would you want it their shallow and empty. I want to explore that world because its a mystery to me. Stephen its profitable. Yeah. Stephen ive turned ive turned my Mental Illness into a business model. You know thats exactly what my father said to me about 15 years ago. He was watching me perform. And he said, oh, i understand now. Youve taken something that should be treated and turned it into an occupation. Stephen did he really say that . Yes, he did. I want to ask you about whats going on back here. Youre not a people person because you douse yourself with purell after each is this what you do stephen notice, before, this is real. You dont have this behind your desk . I have a hazmat chamber they go into. Whenever im done with a guest, and im like, thanks a lot,nt e chamber, and then im doused with various lights, liquids, gases, creams, and oils. Stephen i have this back there to protect my guests because i dont want to get my guests sick. I am always operate ieg dont know how you deal with your show after 25 years. But this is breaking me. Its breaking you. Stephen its breaking my endocrine system and im sick all the time. Stephen you didnt have to say that. You didnt have to say, its breaking my endocrine system. That made some of us feel not so smart. Stephen really. Yeah. Stephen really, conan obrien. Really. Stephen really, mr. Harvard. I knew youd pull that stephen its an endocrine it was a different harvard. It was the harvard driving school. School. Stephen the best, the best. I can parallel park. Summa in parallel parking. Stephen its better than yale diesel mechanics. I dont to gemy guests sick. I often have a cold and i dont want to get my guests sick. Thos very wise. Stephen im being very thoughtful, conan. Youre typhoid mary over on your show. Youre like, come here come here, oldest man in the world. Hello, Dame Judi Dench i didnt really do it. Stephen you really you really i want playback. Jim,iment playback on that. I commit as a performer. Stephen that was like watching a meteor shower. Is this mine . It was yours but now its got my in it, but go ahead. Stephen youre good. How do you come down from a show . When i do a show, i get a lot of energy from it, and i come home, and my family isnt interested theyre not. They dont want hyperactive conan at home. They dont what do you do . You have a lovely family. How do you make that stephen this is how i do it. I live in philly. It takes me three hours to get there. Right. By the time i getthere, i justo bed. My children havent seen me since 2005. What do i do . Uhhh. I dont know. I guess im unpleasant. When i first get home me, too. Im unpleasant. Stephen thats the secret. Find somebody who will stay with you regardless of the fact that youre really hard to be with. laughter can i tell you a story about you . Yeah. Stephen and that is this fall, i celebrated 25 years with my wife, our 25th wedding anniversary was coming up. And when we first started applause thank you. She puts up with me. Yeah. Stephen so i wanted to do something special. And when we first started dating she lived in new york and i lived in chicago. And there was no internet. We couldnt afford telephone calls. So we wrote each other letters almost every day. We have hundreds of letters to eaching. Thats so cool. Youre like a civil war veteran. Stephen very much so. Sad violins play whenever i think about it. My dearest lorraine. And so for theyve been packed away in this box she had a very pretty little box that she put thim nawl and she put them somewhere back in theatic. I didnt know where they were, and i wanted to get them to get a few out to read to each other on our anniversary. And i didnt know where they were. And she knows where everything is but i cant ask her because its got to be a surprise. So i thought im walking up the steps and i thought how can i ask her where they are . And we first started dating is when i applied to be a writer on your first show. 1993. Stephen we were married the month you came on the air, october 1993. And i thought, i know, hey, hon. Got a call from conan last night. And she goes, what did he want . And i said, remember how i applied to be a writer on conans show and he didnt hire me and i dont resent him at all. laughter she goeah, remember that. You talk about it a lot. laughter and i said, he called me because he is ending his present show, and hes going to change up the show. Right. Stephen and for the end of his show, hes going to actually hes having people who submitted to his original show hes going to say look at my 25 years and come on and read some of the original pitches to original show. He wants me to read it at my desk. I cant find the original pitches. She said, where will they be . And i said, the last time i saw them, they were in the same boxes of the letters we wrote to each other. And she said, youll have to put on a head lamp, youll see the kids, its in the bassinet, behind there, its labeled in the box, but its at the bottom. I go, great. I go get them, come out, hide the things from her. And i said, i couldnt find it. I couldnt find the conan stuff. Ill have to look somewhere else. And the next day you announced you were changing your show. Right. Stephen i didnt know. I made that up as a lie to my wife. I i changed the show to justify the lie so you wouldnt get caught. cheers and applause stephen youre a good man. Im a very good man. Maybe the best man ever. Thats all the time we have. This really didnt go anywhere. laughter hey. Stephen hey good luck. whistles youll get a gig. Networks easy. Stephen colbert, everybody cheers and applause that was great. 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Number one, is there any pressure to stay number one . Stephen no, it just comes naturally laughter . Its just in you. Stephen i dont even think about it. So the question i have, and im sure the audience has, is there anything. That you wont do to stay number one . laughter stephen i will not admit to committing a crime. laughter i can understand that. I can understand that. So. laughter . Stephen yes, yeah. I will not harm i dont want to harm anybody. So i want to ask you a personal question. Stephen a real personal question . Youre married, right . Stephen yes. laughter . How long have you been married . Stephen i have been married for 25 years. 25 years. applause stephen give good years, 25 good years. So let me ask you a question what do you do or say at some point to impress your wife . Stephen what i do do. My wife my wife was an english major so the most impressive in i could possibly do would be to get a word of my own in the Oxford English dictionary. And i did. The word truthiness. Its in websters. And when your wife and your wife is an english major thats as close as i will have to getting washboard abs. Were you always really good with the lady . Stephen was i always good with the ladies . No, no. I was mostly afraid of the ladies. This probably hundreds you out with your wife. Stephen its not like i have a long string not like you were a rapper at one point. Alm kinds of things happen. Stephen what . Is there a is there a lot of educate me to the rap scene here. Well, its a little different. Its a little different. Stephen is there a lot of sex in the rap scene . Well, no one is ever prepared a man is not prepared to be treated like an attractive woman. laughter ill elaborate stephen i am 100 prepared to be treated like an attractive woman. What does that mean . What do you mean by, that the unwanted attention . No, women are stephen beautiful. They have to be selective. They have to be stlect of selective. A man could be on a taste test to try thaefg comes across. Stephen a man a man would have sex with a tree stump. Yeah. Stephen its not a matter of being selective. Men are animals. Right no, were just made different. Stephen viva la difference. I would just say, stephen, no one is prepared to be treated like that. When it happens it goes boom and you go, me . Are you serious girl . Come here. Stephen you mean when you, like, when you really hit in the music scene when you become a big deal, suddenly youre a sex symbol like you got a whole face lift. Stephen have you ever had any work done . No i didnt have to have any work, i was already eye had to fix my teeth. Look, you gotta fix something. Stephen sure, sure, sure. I had an ass implant. laughter yeah. laughter this is wooo stephen it does not get this wide and juicy by itself, my friend. So let me ask you about mentorship. Stephen mentorship . Is there anyone out there that you see that you kind of were able to take some notes from . Stephen yeah, membership people. Lets see, i was lucky enough to work for jon stewart for many years. cheers and applause and were still friends, were still friends. And i still call him up. Because how many people can you call up and say you know what its like to do some of these jobs, and you explain some of the challenges you had or the great i had the opportunity the other night to have dinner with one of my comedy here organization an older gentleman who i greatly admire. And i didnt know what to do with myself when it was over because it felt natural to have that. It freaked me out more that it was completely relaxed and comfortable. And i called jon and said, i cant believe how that didnt seem strange. And i know he understands. Yeah. Comedy, its pretty difficult at points. Is there ever a time that you are saying something and its supposed to be pg13 but its coming out r rated . Stephen yeah, yeah, yeah. That does happen. That does happen. Yeah. I understand. That happens to me all the time. laughter applause stephen so youre trying to youre trying to youre trying to rap pg, and it comes out r representatived . I always try to Say Something in a cleancut way and it just comes up on the the 50 centay laught so kid durk eik aay toet trou like e ability to get out of trole as a child was to e the youngest child of 11. Oh. Stephen they did not have time there were 11 people to look after. Stephen to discipline me. Really my mom used to say at the end of the day, shed go, 10 fingers, 10 toes, go to bed. Honest to god. I said this before but i was a freerange child. I spent a lot of times in the wood stephen, theyre giving me the sign, i gotta wrap. Okay, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause stephen youre good at this. The late show is on cbs. Stephen colbert. Everybody. applause band playing band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back. My next guest is an Emmy Awardwinning actor and comedian you know from the daily show, childrens hospital, and ballers. He now stars in the new cbs sitcom the unicorn. Please welcome our friend rob corddry applause cheers and applause how are you . Stephen my padre, my brother, how are you . Thats all my spanish. I know si, si. Stephen i have an important question for you. Go ahead. Stephen and i think this is something that tortures you and i hope its not too sensitive a topic for you. Youre in boston. And yet i never see you in a boston movie. They say getting a boston accent is so hard, youre from boston. Why arent you in those movies. The answer to your first question, it torture me. Thank you. If you have a boston movie in the hopper. Stephen sure. Im in. Stephen Everybody Loves a boston movie. Did you ever audition for a boston movie . Oh, sure. Stephen lets see what you got . Do i need to do anything . Do i need to set up the scene . You might. Well see. Stephen open on rob corddry as boston guy. Stevie, stevie because in boston, youre always your diminutive. Like im boab. Stevie, did you hear about markey . Did you hear about markey deluca . Dude, i saw him at weymouth house of peetser. He lost his trigger finger. Yeah. So he cant be a cop no more. Yeah. Luckily, i heard he got a gig being a rhody for the mighty mighty boss tones. So he landed on his feet irregardless stephen only two jobs in tw. Stephen theres only two industries. Cop. Rhody for the mighty, mighty boss tones. Stephen do you ever hang up on the with the guys who do get the boston movies. The damons, afflecks and mark wahlberg. I met him years ago on pain and gain. And he was playing a weight lifting so he was bulking up, and the morning i met him he was hes really huge. And i was like, god, youre huge, man. And he was like, yeah, bobby, they got me bulking up. I was like wow. He was like, yeah, but i have to eat all the time. I said, thats awesome. Its better than not being able to eat, right . And he goes, no, its terrible. Its horrible. I hate it. I hate eating now. I hate everything about eating. And as if on cue, a p. A. Comes over with aicatering tray full of shrimp cocktail. And hes like, oh, god, boab. Bobby, help me eat these shrimps, will you . Im like, no, man. Hes like, eat the shrimps, bobby. Come on eat the shrimps. It was, like, 6 30 in the morning. Stephen sure. I dont have shrimp before 10 00. Stephen thats a rule. Thats a rule. We havent gotten to the damn show yet. Oh, im a show, yeah. Stephen youre on a show called the unicorn on cbs. Were family again. Once again we are family. Stephen i see you in the commissary. See you in the commissary. Stephen its about Walton Goggins plays this man hes a widower who is entering the dating scene again. Thats right. Stephen and youre a buddy of his. Have you what is your best or worst date you can imagine . Well, this might be the best stephen real story. And worst. Because its been a long time. I i so i was stephen how long have you been married . 17 years. Stephen yeah, its been a long time. It should be they werent going to clap for that. Stephen well hit the button. Anyway, i had a date scheduled with this beautiful woman for a saturday, and it was friday night, and we ran into each other, right. So stephen so youre going out saturday, you just ran into each other. We ran into each other. So we diched our friends and hing out together all night. We went back to her place, me and this woman. And it was fairly chaste. Like, you know, i i well, forget it. Forget it. You know, you dont need ton what happened. Dont worry about it. Stephen its cbs. Its cbs. We ended up falling asleep on her if you ton. Stephen oh yeah, ooooh stephen yeah. And i woke up a couple of hours later, and i had droold all over her face. laughter like i never not drooling when im sleeping. Drooling all over her face. And theres no way no way out of this. Like i had pinned her leg out stephen you didnt wake her up with anything. Of course, i woke her up. The lady has drool on her face, Stephen Stephen im guessing this did not lead to a second date. I woke her up and i said, hey, this is this is funny. I may i may i may have definitely droold on your face. And shes like, oh, my god, no big deal. No, this is fine. Oh, my god, please, dont worry about it. Dont stress out. And she got up to go to the bathroom to wipe my saliva off of her face, took one step and collapsed in a heap because i had been sleeping on her leg and it was asleep. laughter so. The answer to your question was, yes, we did have our date the next night. And then i married her. Stephen oh, this is sandy this is sandy. Stephen thats a keeper. Thatsrn airsda nights at 8 30 on cbs. 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Buried. laughter anyway, heres a look. cheers and applause stephen you right there, yeah. cheers and applause stephen thats great, yes. Stephen stephens a great name. laughter as a father, as a parent, uh get first, first child . Yes. Stephen get some sleep. Not joking, hahaha. Get some sleep. Go see some movies in a movie theater. You wont do that for many years. laughter oh, when the baby is asleep, you go to sleep. Dont go, the baby is sleep, ill clean up, emails. bleep that. Go to sleep when the baby goes to sleep. This is what our pediatrician said to us. Our pediatrician said to us, and we understand, we should go to sleep. And he said, no, no, i am serious, go to sleep. This is what he said i was here, my wife was there. And he said, i am Joseph Stalin. I said, what . In this scenario i am Joseph Stalin. I am Joseph Stalin and i want to destroy you because i think youre dangerous to me but i cant destroy you because youre one of the heroes of the revolution. However, your wife over here is not a hero of the revolution. All i have to do is keep her weak for three days and she will sign any piece of paper that will say you are a traitor to the revolution, and now i can have both of you killed. Your baby is Joseph Stalin. Your baby will keep you up, and you will betray each other, even though you dont mean it because youve lost your mind because you havent slept. Keep in mind your baby is Joseph Stalin. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Yes, sir . Im here celebrating my 10year anniversary with my wife. Congratulations to you. Stephen sure, stand up. I am actually a licensed minister in new york state. The church of universal triumphant, Something Like that. Is that goalam you have a little statue of golan . laughter applause if only thats lovely. But if only there was some prop in that story that you could use in a wedding. laughter if only there was something that would you could use in that okay, so, whats your name . Buddy . Matt. Stephen who is your name, young lady . Autumn. Stephen autumn . Thats a beautiful name. Hers wont come off. Are you ready . Matt, matt, you take eightum to be your lawfully wedded wife. I do. Stephen autumn do you take matt to be your lawfully wedded husband . I do. Stephen do you promise to put up with each other and apologize even when its not your fault . Because thats the most important thing. Always kiss before you go to bed. Right now. You can kiss right now. laughter you should kiss better than that before you go to bed, but thats all right. I now pronounce you continually married. cheers and applause all right, okay. Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in next week when ill be joined by tim mcgraw, elizabeth banks, helen mirren, and ian mckellan. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight nu rr where it is you come from itll be all right