Please . Impeachment is a bunch of bull. Wow, a little over the top, isnt it she seems insane. Donald trump is my. Line . President. Sorry, it is a tough role. You are an actor. Act like you like him. Okay, you got this. Can i just do something from guys and dolls . Like, sit down, sit down, sit down sit down, youre rockin the boat. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight no quid, no co. Plus, helen mirren. And the kids from masterchef, junior. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen come on whooo hello, friends. Beautiful. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Folks, the hits keep oncoming and today we have more huge news from our nations capitol. The House Intelligence Committee has Just Announced it will hold its first open hearings as part of the impeachment inquiry on wednesday november 13th. Yes. applause there st. Boom. There you have it. The schiff hits the fan, next wednesday. Hump day wouldnt want to be trump day. And if the transcripts theyve already released are any indication, this is going to be tres cay, baybay, and i will tell the latest in tonights edition of don and the giant impeach. Lets call up ukraine for help. Stephen now a couple of weeks ago remember a couple of weeks ago when republicans were freaking out that the testimony was all happening behind closed doors . Well, this week adam schiff cracked those doors open and i believe we have footage of the republican reaction. Today, today we got testimony from top american diplomat to ukraine and shaved grinch bill taylor. laughter stephen now taylor knows what he is talking about when it comes to ukraine because mike pompeo personally recruited him to be the state department charge daffaires. Yes, charge daffaires, as opposed to back over here where trump paid for his daffaires by dcheck. Taylors testimony undermines every argument the president has made so far. For example, taylor testified my clear understanding was that Security Assistance month would not come until the president of ukraine committed to pursue the investigation. He was then asked so if they dont do this, they are not going to get that, was your understanding taylor answered yes, sir. Then was asked are you aware that quid pro quo literally means this for that . Taylor replied, i am. The president has been saying no quid pro quo all this time, and now his own diplomat is saying yeah huh proco. What else has the president been lying about. Is mexico not going to pay for the border wall . Would he not date ivanka if she wasnt his daughter . What do you believe any more . Taylor also made it clear he knew the political impact of this, as i understood the reason for investigating burisma was to cast Vice President biden in a bad light, which he went on to say benefited a Political Campaign for the reelection of president trump. Well, if it is for a Political Campaign, the law requires the standard candidate disclaimer. Im donald j. Trump and i corruption. Stephen yeah. Puts it out there, you got to know it. applause . Jon its corrupt. I dont mess with that. Stephen at one point taylor said the secretaries of state and defense as well as the head of the c. I. A. And the National Security association were all trying to get a meeting with the president to convince him to release the ukraine aid that congress had lawfully appropriated to help ukraine fight the russians who had invaded their country. But they couldnt get their schedules to line up. Taylor testified, it turns out, mr. Chairman, that those principals were on different trips at different times. I think this was also about the time of the greenland question about purchasing greenland which took up a lot of energy in the n. S. C. The chairman replied okay, thats disturbing for a whole different reason. Hmmmm. Yeah. applause . Jon this is what we are dealing with. Stephen no, same reason, and you are about to impeach him. And this is just the latest. Yesterday we heard from ambassador to the e. U. Gordon sondland, seen here saying his beloved catchphrase, guuurrhh. laughter i got my job by giving a Million Dollars to the inauguration tnd oath that h wasnt aware of any quid pro quo with ukraine, ficials testifieds the quid pro quo bagman, he rushed out to submit a supplemental declaration. Officer, i dont have any drugs in my car. Oh, you found a baggie of white powder in my car . Then i would like to submit a supplemental declaration that i am coked to the gills, but in my defense, do you want to party . No . The sondland sunday awareness that he didnt want to go to jail but pumps defenders in a bind. As one g. O. P. House member put it without a doubt this is the biggest political pickle trump has ever been in. Yes its a vlassic case of gherkin around an ally. Definitely not kosher. And someone, someone liked that joke more than shall thank you, thank you, darling. Thank you, darling. When the facts arent on your side, your only hope is ignorance. Enter South Carolina senator and man yelling at the waiter, i was told these bread sticks would be unlimited , lindsey graham. Now just a f told axios this. If you could show me that, you know, trump actually was engaging in a quid pro quo outside the phone call, that would be very disturbing. Stephen well, the transcript clearly show that. But. Im not going to read these transcripts. How tragic. Stephen graham is clearly working through the five stages of republican impeachment grief anger. Denial. Wont read. Cant read. No hablo ingles. Well, well. Thanks. applause lindsey, lindsey, lindsey, im sure you are watching so you dont have to read it i will just summarize the transcript in three little words. Dont look away, dont look away. Lindsey, dont look away. Dont look away. Lindsey, dont dont laughter applause i dont have the i dont have the vertical. applause the impeachment hearings arent the only bad news trump is dealing with right now, because last night there were elections all over the country and america got hit by another blue wave. applause stephen yeah. Surfs up, democrats, grab your boogie boards and get ready for Bernie Sanders in a speedo. Oh, there is no reason to he looks pretty good for a 145yearold man. One big win came in kentucky where apparently Democrat Andy beshear has won the race for governor over republican governor and man smiling over commercial voiceover lists of rectal side effects, matt bevin. Bevin lost by about 5,000 votes and, as of this morning, he refused to concede defeat. Yeah. He will not, proving once again that republicans are the party of men who wont go away after you say no. Bevin has long applause bevin has long been unpopular in kentucky, so on monday night trump went down in person and made this promise. If you lose, theyre going to say trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world. This was the greatest. You cant let that happen to me. Stephen how could you do this to me, kentucky . We both worship the same god chicken bucket. In the name of the biscuit and the slaw and the extra crispy. Of course now now applause of course, now that bevin has lost, trump never met the guy. Last night he tweeted hashtag election night, won five out of six elections in kentucky, including five great candidates that i spoke for and introduced last night. Wow, imagine hearing that from your surgeon. Hi, mrs. Oneill . Your husband did not make it. But i have five other patients who are doing fine. Because they were never sick. He tweeted on, matt bevin picked up at least 15 points in last days, but perhaps not enough. Winning in mississippi governor race. Oh, come on, hes taking credit for a republican winning in mississippi . Thanks to me, a republican won in mississippi, and a catholic has been elected pope. laughter but i i applause but for democrats, kentucky was just the appetizer, because a few miles to the east, virginia is now officially a blue state. applause . Democrats control both chambers in the state legislature and the Governors Office for the First Time Since 1993. Oh yeah, baby the 90s. The 90s are back, baby. Everybody in virginia is going to get a crystal pepsi and a Blockbuster Video card. Perhaps the biggest victory belongs to a woman named juli briskman, who lost her job for flipping off trumps motorcade two years ago. applause well, last night, last night briskman got a new job because she was elected supervisor in loudon county, virginia. 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Yes for less. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. applause . Stephen ladies and gentlemen, i hope everybody out there is just as excited as i am because my first guests tonight are icons of both stage and screen. They now star together in the good liar. Enough, it is necessary to taste yours grandmother for more dangers. You dont know him. I make my own choices. And i dont need your permission. If you cant respect that, then i think it is just as well as we dont see each other for awhile. Obviously im intruding. Do you know who you are . You are the only person on this planet that makes me feel like im not alone. Stephen please welcome helen mirren and ian mckellen. applause applause . applause . Stephen come now. applause . Well, it is so lovely to see you both. I dont know who is going to enjoy this anywhere in the world more than me. Because i have interviewed both of you individually, but never together. I feel i should be wearing a sunscreen or something. We have never done an interview like this before together either. Stephen you have never done a movie before together, i find that so hard to believe. Yes. Stephen two giants in your own craft, both who live in london. Why is this the first thing you have ever done together . You know, it is just the way it happens, isnt it we have been swimming in the same river for a long time, all of our careers, obviously. Ian has always been a hugely admired actor, for my whole life, you know. And i was following along, watching him be brilliant. applause we did do a play together, on broadway. Stephen on stage, right here. Dancing away. But never a movie. Stephen and you are both renowned shakespearian actors. Is there a part you never got to play in shakespeare that you still think oh, i want to be. Juliet. And im looking for a romeo, stephen. Stephen rise, fair son. Im ready. Also, probably also juliet, i never played juliet but also hamlet. Stephen americas next juliet. M you want to play juliet, that is an interesting one. Anyway, hamlet, lear, corialanus. I played all of those parts. Of course you have, you are a man, you get to play those. Stephen you played prospera. I did play stephen my apologies for my you also each have some very interesting individual projects of your own. I know that you, helen, are playing catherine the great in the new hbo miniseries that premiered last month. Yes, yes. We are reinstating her reputation, she was very maligned by history. Stephen terrible rumors. Really bad, you probably all heard them. But absolutely untrue. And what very often happens to successful women in power is that they get demeaned and diminished often through sexuality and that is exactly what happened to catherine. Catherine was actually an unbelievably brilliant. Stephen what made her great. The fact that she expanded the empire of russia that is why she became stephen that is happening again. And she wasnt russian. She was german. Yes, she was. She, she was an extraordinary woman and, you know, watch it find out more about her. It is brilliant. Stephen and ian, of course, meow. You are playing gus the theater cat in the highly anticipated cats. Now we had idris elba on awhile back talking about his training that he went to what they call cat school, he said. Yeah. Stephen to learn to you to how did cat gr you . He is a professional. I just found my inner pussy. applause and you found it. And i found it, yes, i did. Well, the thing about cats is if you saw the show, did you ever see it on stage . Have i not. Well, its all about cats, but the. Although i prefer to see a show called dogs, wouldnt you like to see that . Stephen i would. Wouldnt that be lovely. But the point is these are actors who are playing cats, they are not cats. And so we. Stephen hold on, let me process that for a moment, you got a little technical for me. It means we walk on two legs rather than four, for example. And i promise you, judi dench does not have a tail. Nor do i. Though i would rather like one. Dont you think it is terribly rather fun . Stephen i would love a tail if i could use it like a prehenceil monkey tail so i could hang from things. Pick things up off the floor. Be wonderful, yes. Stephen like an elephant trunk. Wave at people with it without using your hand. Stephen no, you need a very good tailer. Now, without giving anything away, the good liar, the good liar, not a shakespearean actor, has some twists and turns in it. And without going into any details, are the two of you good liars . You mean we arent, really, are we . Were not very good liars. I have to say. Well, i dont know. Remember the first time we met . The very first time we met. I couldnt quite believe it. Helen came on to me rather strongly. I did. I fancied him. Well, you know, he was a very famous actor and i was just starting out in my career. And ian, i think, was appearing on television. And i was going through stage, i wasnt quite sure about my sexuality. And helen knows, it was torrid. It wasnt torrid. Oh, it was for me. Im so sorry about that. It was just a phase i was going through. Anyways, so it was ships that pass in the night, honest, a dark rainy night in manchester, and we all were completely lying. Stephen you did not have sex with each other. We never met in manchester. cheers and applause okay. Stephen all right. That was had me confused. I will tell you that much. What is is acting lying . No, no. Stephen you are making things up. It is telling the truth. It is a truth about life and humanity and about the way we behave with each other. It is absolutely shakespeare tells the truth, doesnt he. And so our job as actors. Human beings are very, very good at selecting parts to show to different people. And animals will do this. But human animals do. Anyway you think when are you a kid, the vocabulary that you effortlessly use with your family at home is not the same language as you use with your friends on the playground, is it. You select parts of yourself. You select what costume you are going to wear. We are all acting on stage, stephen, and all the men and women, how can i put it . Merely players. Stephen we have to take a break, please you two lovelies dont go anywhere. Well be right back with more helen mirren and ian mckellen, everybody. Stick around. The whole worlds gone crazy about food but lets not forget the best thing of all taste to us at best foods taste is everything and we believe great taste starts with great ingredients like cage free eggs and sustainable tomatoes because at best foods were on the side of food. Hbut Mike Bloomberg became thele clasguy whoho mdid good. 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Stephen what is the name of the pub . The grapes. Stephen the grapes. The grapes, next time please come along. I think i would pick one the theaters, maybe drury lane theater. But what people abroad see oh, there, thats london. And i do think the tower bridge. Stephen st. Paul. Right near where we live, actually. But. Every time i go past st. Pauls cathedral, been there since the late 17th century, my heart just im not a christian but oh, god, just to be near that building. Its wonderful to have beautiful buildings of all periods. That is what makes london a bit special. Stephen well, here in the states you are trying, brexit, britain exiting the european union. Were trying to get trump to exit the oval office. Were attempting a trexit over here. applause donald trump, you may have heard released, a transcript of him essentially extorting the ukrainian president , saying we wont send military aid unless you launch the investigation into biden. Now he says the phone call perfectly innocent and he wants to read it on air in a fireside chat, and he thinks that when he reads it out loud, it will suddenly seem so innocent that you wont want him removed from office. And since i have two of the greatest living actors right here, i was wondering applause . Stephen i will i will be the judge about whether you are innocent or guilty after you read the lines. Let me set the scene, well go back and forth here. Let me set the scene. The scene is, you are on the phone with the ukrainian president , his country is invaded by the russians. You have the military aid he needs, but you are not going to give it to him unless you get the pro quo back. This what you say after he without say i would like the javalin missiles, helen, if you would try there. What is the name of the guy talking . Stephen president zelensky. Zelensky, i would like for you to do us a favor though. Stephen guilty ian. I would like you to do us a favor though laughter applause . Stephen guilty, guilty, helen, could you try happy, try happy. I would like the javelin missiles please. Happy. I would like you to do us a favor though. laughter . Stephen ian, you can give me innocent. Innocent . Well, i would like you to do us a favor. Stephen guilty. There is no way of saying that any other way except for guiltily. Because it is a guilty, it say guilty phrase. cheers and applause stephen helen, can you be the president of the United States . The good liar is in theaters next friday, helen mirren and ian mckellen, everybody. Well be right back with cooking from the kids from masterchef, junior. Stick around. At jcpenney, its black friday forever well, maybe not forever. Doors are open so hurry to save on sweaters. Air fryers. Diamonds. And up to 30 off nike for the family sale ends saturday jcpenney sale ends saturday emreplenished,d, fortified. Emerge everyday with emergenc. 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To be covered by january 1st, enroll by december 15th. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to the late show. Folks, my next guests tonight were contestants on the very popular cooking show masterchef, junior. Please welcome cory, remy and che, everybody. applause okay, kids, you got the new book, it is masterchef, junior bakes. Shoot me straight, i am neither a master chef nor am i junior. Can i bake these recipes. Yes, everyone can do it. Stephen can i do it. Yeah. Stephen we shall see, cory, lets start with you, what are we working on today. Making some smore whoopie pies. Stephen smore whoopie pies. It is your dessert. I like anything with chocolate. Stephen it an american classic. Stephen is this just fluff. Yes, this is marshmallow fluff, instead of using marshmallows using fluff. Stephen it is the perfect start to a lot of recipes. Yeah it is amazing. Stephen what do i do with this. You put that on. So we can blend all of this together. Some butter. Stephen now, i understand are you no stranger to baking from a young age, you actually have a cooking company. Yeah. Stephen is that, that is not a cookie stand in your front yard, an actual cookie company. Yeah, a real cookie company, nationwide online. Stephen really. Yeah. cheers and applause stephen so what do i do now. You can blend it all together. Stephen okay. Stephen all right. I tell you what, cory, you continue to do this. I will move down the line. Remy, what are you doing today. Today we are making some green tea matcha maccarons. Stephen im sorry, what, green tea matcha maccarons. Stephen like president of france, macron . First we will take these and make a little well in the bottom. Stephen i just push my thumb in there. You are going to eat that one now. So okay, so i will have this and will you just do the piping. Stephen okay. So i need to you do a little circle around the maccaron. Stephen how important was it for me to have washed my hands before i do this . Did i put too much on . Well, okay well make this work. Stephen okay. So then were going to. Stephen that is a good spirit to have in the kitchen. We can make this work. Yeah. Stephen i put Something Else inside. Now you will put stephen there is absolutely delicious but the combination of these colors make it look like a gangranous wound. Or christmas. Stephen oh, or christmas. laughter youre absolutely right, apologize, remy, i apologize, do you forgive me. Yes. Stephen so. So now we have our green tea matcha macaroon with a strawberry center. Stephen shall we compare . Thank you very much. What have you got . So i have a chocolate o live oil cake. Stephen Chocolate Olive Oil . Yes, it has olive oil in the batter. Stephen what else . So our first step is making a fresh ricotta cream, we add our powdered sugar. And our ricotta cream. Stephen you were the winner of masterchef junior last year, as i understand. Yep. cheers and applause stephen congratulations. Thank you. So were just going to mix all ur ingredients together. Stephen all right. Until they combine. Stephen remy, you have ever had a baking accident . Well, once i was making Butternut Squash and i didnt have any pots and pans so i used a tea kettle to make it. Stephen you put it in a tea kettle. Well, i cut it up first obviously. And you could have yours. Eat yours. Stephen i will keep both of them, thank you. All right. Sorry, che. So, can you glaze the cake . Stephen can i glaze the cake . Yes. Not the whole thing. Stephen am i supposed to do anything now or just let it, gravity take control. All over the cake. Stephen im choking on macaron laughter applause you said it right that time. Stephen more, more . Thats good. Stephen you know what really helps to get the cookie out of your throat. What. Stephen saying macaron. laughter what now. Now were going to put a big dollop on top, spread it out, kind of like what you did with the glaze. Not as messy. Stephen not as messy. Now this show masterchef, jr. Is very successful. I love watching cooking shows myself. Is there a favorite baking show that you guys watch. I watch the Great British baking show. It is calming, not like Gordon Ramsey yelling at you, you know. Stephen it is. Do you want to taste this. Stephen i would love to taste it. laughter bleep . Wash your hands. Stephen well, everybody. We cant use that. Stephen what . Your blood is on it. Stephen im the only one eating this. Unsanitary. Use this. Stephen okay. Obviously i didnt actually just cut myself, im joking. No, hes not. Stephen no, its im feeling woozy. The book is masterchef junior bakes, it is available now. Cory, reme and che, everybody. applause im ladeia, and theres more to me than hiv. Theres my career. My cause. And creating my dream home. Im a work in progress. So much goes into who i am. Hiv medicine is one part of it. 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Tell your doctor if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis b or c. Dont use dovato if you plan to become pregnant or during the first 12 weeks of pregnancy since one of its ingredients may harm your unborn baby. Your doctor should do a pregnancy test before starting dovato. Use effective Birth Control while taking dovato. The most common side effects are headache, diarrhea, nausea, trouble sleeping, and tiredness. So much goes into who i am and hope to be. Ask your doctor if starting hiv treatment with dovato is right for you. Stephen now stick around for james corden. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from inside a minimal techno house, give it up