All it takes to win risk chaos edition is to boldly declare victory and leave chaos in your wake you just lit the board on fire. Guess i win again. laughing hey, guys, i just got the new risk chaos edition. I win son of a bitch risk chaos edition, nothing means anything announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight burning it down plus stephen welcomes steve carell and musical guest toby keith, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey there nice to see you i like it i like it thank you thank you cheers and applause thank you, dear friends. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. And folks cheers and applause in light of the darkness that is the trump presidency, id like to start tonight with something nice. Last night, gymnastics World Champion simone biles threw out the first pitch at game two of the world series, but first, she did something really cool there she is, and whoa cheers and applause keep in mind, she did that before the game started. Can you imagine watching that and then watching baseball . laughter it would be like an emcee saying, ladies and gentlemen we sure hope you enjoyed lizzo. Now please welcome to the stage baseball laughter cheers and applause now, back to the darkness, already in progress. laughter late today, we learned that trump will be attending the world series on sunday. Of course, keep in mind, we dont know for sure if it will last that long trumps presidency, i mean. cheers and applause piano riff during an oval office ceremony, reporters say, he was asked if hed throw out the first pitch. Now, its probably not going to happen. First of all, im not sure if he could stick the back flip. And second, we know hes not very good at doing things one handed. laughter ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States as trump okay, everybody. Get ready for a little chin music. Here we go. laughter pick it up. It made it. Thats 60 feet. Yesterday, the president gave a speech at an Energy Convention in pennsylvania and focused on the technology of the future wall. Were building a wall on the border of new mexico and were building a wall in colorado. Stephen thats right, were building a border wall in colorado. laughter once theyre done with that, theyre building a naval base in idaho. laughter now a lot of people, including me, mocked the president for this, so late last night, he tweeted kiddingly were building a wall in colorado, then stated, were not building a wall in kansas but they get the benefit of the wall were building on the border referred to people in the very packed auditorium, from colorado and kansas, getting the benefit of the border wall yeah, obviously, obviously, like it says in the parentheses, he was kiddingly laughter i mean, if you look at the tape, its clear he was doing a jokle were building a wall on the border of new mexico, and were building a wall in colorado. Were building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works. Stephen yeah, thats how you know hes kidding, because he said, it really works. laughter you know the old joke two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted. Really. Brutally assaulted. He was almost amurdered. laughter now as a fellow comedian, i get what hes doing here. Before you tell a joke, its very important to kick off the joke by saying kiddingly. laughter if you dont believe me, just check out my prompter. There he goes. laughter trump wishes hes fun. Trump wishes the democrats were kiddingly about impeachment. Because its not easy for republicans to defend trump these days. We have the transcript of the phone call where trump pressures ukraine to investigate biden. Then trump admitted it on camera. Then mulvaney admitted to quid pro quo on camera. So, left with nothing else, yesterday House Republicans stormed the impeachment hearings. That is a large herd of white men. By the way, a herd of white men is called a j. Crew. laughter a j. Crew of white men. cheers and applause i remember. This mob was led by florida representative matt gaetz, seen here on bring your chin to work day. laughter this was a desperate, cynical ploy to discredit the basic principles outlaid in our constitution. But gaetz sees himself as a hero. We were like, you know, the 300 standing in the breach to try to stop the radical left from storming over our democracy. Stephen okay, all right, thats one point of view. For a rebuttal to matt gaetzs analogy, we go now to King Leonides this is stupid cheers and applause jon i like that clip. Stephen gaetz played to the camera when he was asked about his friendship with the president. I love the president so much, i might never love another president again. Stephen wow, aww. Thats quite a love story. Theyre like romeo and juliet, except everyone else wants to kill themselves. laughter cheers and applause apparently, the president knew about the stunt ahead of time, and today he tweeted thank you to House Republicans for being tough, smart, and understanding in detail the greatest witch hunt in american history. It has been going on since long before i even got elected the insurance policy a total scam as trump thank you, guys. Youre like the sons i wish i had instead of the ones that i do. laughter cheers and applause the g. O. P. Is saying, we need to know whats going on inside of there, but heres the thing, 47 republicans on the committees leading the investigation have access to the closeddoor depositions. And republican lawyers are given the same amount of time to question witnesses as democratic counsels. In fact of the republicans who r. S. V. P. d for the room storming, 12 of them are allowed to sit in on all depositions. Good protest, guys. What do we want . What we have when do we want it . Already got it why are we here . I dont know. I heard there was pizza i heard there was pizza cheers and applause this is not some Democratic Star Chamber that schiff is running, as judge Andrew Napolitano attempted to explain to his fox and friends as frustrating as it may be to have these hearings going on behind closed doors, the hearings over which congressman schiff is presiding, they are consistent with the rules. They can make up any rules they want . Well, they cant change the rules. They follow the rules. And when were the rules written last . In january of 2015. And who signed them . John boehner. And who enacted them . A republican majority. Stephen what . If boehner did this, that means the deep state has created a time machine and gotten to the republicans in the past. Quick, can we get a picture of john boehner from 2015 . Great scott all of this would be damning to the g. O. P. s complaints, if facts mattered. I miss you, facts. Come back ill floss this time so why did the republicans pull this stunt . Well, one former prosecutor explains it is often said of trial lawyers that when the law is not on their side, they pound on the facts. When the facts are not on their side, they pound on the law. When neither the law nor the facts are on their side, they pound on the table. Oh, trump is way ahead of you, folks. Hes not pounding on the table. Hes quarterpounding on the table. laughter applause but even the republican sham argument that the whole thing is a sham might be about to crumble because House Democrats plan to make the impeachment probe public as soon as mid november. Just in time to ruin thanksgiving. Aunt margaret, can you pass the turkey . Trump was right about turkey and ukraine witch hunt you want gravy with your honeybaked scam, buddy . cheers and applause piano riff she seems mad. She seems really mad. I think i know which turkey trump is going to pardon this year. laughter the walls are closing in on the trump administration, and that includes on trump attorney and man asking if youre going to finish that baby, rudy giuliani. Jon oh, my, cannibalism. laughter stephen giuliani is being investigated for some really shady business dealings in ukraine, and as a result, weve just learned that giuliani is looking for a defense attorney. laughter rudy, if youre looking for a good one, dont look in a mirror. Good news laughter well theres good news for everybody out there whos so high they cant remember the beginning of this sentence. Because, earlier today, president ial candidate Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to legalize marijuana cheers and applause thats right. Bernie and marijuana, two of the easiest cheerlines in show business. laughter in honor of his new policy, bernie also unveiled his new slogan feel the bern, and hold it in until you start coughing. laughter cheers and applause fittingly, bernies proposal dropped at precisely 4 20pm. laughter yeah yeah jon you know what that is . Stephen yeah and you know what happens at 4 20. Bernies dinner time laughter mmhmm, early bird special, baby. I cant wait to see bernie high. as bernie im 100 baked on the sticky icky chronic, and i promise to eat 99 of those little debbie swiss rolls. Together, we will trip balls cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Steve carell is here. 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But sometimes, i like to go to the mall, get a little tipsy at colormemine, and throw some paint on a ceramic fish, dunk it in the marble glaze, and spill some glitter on it, to create the slapdash anniversary present of news that is my segment meanwhile. cheers and applause meanwhile. Meanwhile. Its a movement its a movement meanwhile, star wars fans are pumped because disney just released their final trailer for episode nine, the rise of skywalker, and it has everything star wars fans love lightsaber duels, tie fighters, and. Space horses . laughter but one scene has hardcore fans worried because it hints at a favorite characters death. What are you doing there, 3po . Taking one last look, sir, at my friends. Stephen noooooo say it aint c3pso laughter if you have to kill somebody, throw jarjar into a lightsaber wheat thresher laughter but between you and me, i hear they had to kill off 3po becse he was about to get r2metooed. laughter jon oh oh mmmmm. Mmmmm. Oooh. Stephen do you think that ones going to make it past the edit . Im not sure well see. Meanwhile, in baseball news, the kids song baby shark has become the unofficial anthem of the world series because nationals outfielder Gerardo Parra here, began using it as his walkup song. Some say its annoying, but its way better than his previous walkup track, the audio book of moby dick. laughter call me ishmael. Some years ago, never mind how long precisely, having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, i thought i would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. Go nats. laughter stephen meanwhile, scientists have designed a phone case that looks and reacts like human skin. audience reacts heres the new skin phone in action, and gross. Though finally a quick and easy way to know if your tinder date is a psychopath. as buffalo bill it puts the lotion on my phone. laughter this Technology Detects and interprets a variety of gestures. For example, slapping the case indicates anger, and pinching or pulling its skin indicates an upset user. So your phone will need a password and a safe word. laughter meanwhile, theres a new fight against gender discrimination, and its happening on reality tv. I was playing in the u. S. Open and i was crushing this guy. And he starts laughing. Its condescending. I didnt know running for office was going to target my momhood. There were very few women, i could not get hired as a lead pastor. In my culture, men and women are not treated equally. Im going undercover as a man. Working with special effects makeup artists. The best in the world. Everything thats feminine and beautiful about you, we are going to change into a man. Its not me no. We deserve automatic respect as human beings. Stephen this show is the most hardhitting expose since bugs bunny went undercover to investigate sexism in the hunting industry. laughter that wascally wabbit should be given pawental weave. laughter thats as loud as i could do that voice. This seems like a good time to Say Something very important. We here at the late show, work hard to ensure an equitable workplace for all of our employees. Its something that we pride ourselves on, and yo stephen, whats up. Stephen sorry, everybody. I think its one of my writers im sorry, your name is . Its travis. Stephen travis . Travis bromanguy. Stephen and youre one of my writers . Yeah, i write all the jokes about boobies. What even are they . . laughter stephen good stuff, trav. Well, trav, im in the middle of meanwhile, but what can i do for you buddy . Yeah, i was just thinking. You know, like guys do. Can i have 600 . laughter stephen why do you need 600 . For guy stuff. Stephen like what . Im having my penis. Winterized. laughter stephen is that what youre talking about right there . Yeah. Stephen and how do you do that, trav . How does one winterize a penis . Its painful. Stephen really . A lot of rotations. Stephen ariel, i know thats you. Damn it okay. Worth a shot. Well, im going to go take up four seats on the subway. Stephen travis bromanguy, everybody well be right back with steve carell. cheers and applause band playing forget about vacuuming for months. The roomba i7 with Clean Base Automatic dirt disposal and allergenlock™ bags that trap 99 of allergens, so they dont escape back into the air. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba™ and i founded hi, farmgirl flowers. Mbel what started at my dining room table, has grown into a serious operation. Thats why i chose the spark cash card from capital one. With unlimited 2 cash uldntet this card . g i buy i redeemed 115,000 in cash back in just one year which doubled our Marketing Budget last summer and i saw 69 growth year over year. 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This is my sons favorite color, you should try it. [mayhem] you always drive like an old lady . [tina] youre an old lady. vo i know what youre thinking. Electric, its not for you. And, youre probably right. Electric just doesnt have enough range. It will never survive the winter. Charging stations . Good luck finding one of those. So, maybe an electric car isnt for you after all. Or, is it . cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody welcome back cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight is a very old friend. He now stars in the new apple tv series, the morning show. Please welcome back to the late show steve carell band playing cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen how are you doing . Nice, eh . Weve known each other a long time. Ive known you longer than ive known my wife. Stephen ive known you longer than ive known my wife. Yeah. We should be together. I think so. Stephen they dont deserve us were famous laughter but it is i love seeing you, but it is a little surreal to have you out on the show, for late show host Stephen Colbert to interview movie star steve carell because youre just the guy down in the next cubby in second city to me who is putting stuff on the floor because there are rats down there. Do you remember when we found the rat . Stephen yes, i was there you remember when rubano freaked out and started beating it toh f the room at that point. Stephen i couldnt look away. I couldnt look away. laughter well, i was the new guy. I was like, i guess this is what i was supposed to do, i guess this happens every night at second city. Kill the rat kill the rat stephen mmhmm. I found a new steve carell i didnt know before, and i hope you can explain whats going on here. This is you what is going on with that mustache right there . cheers and applause you lived in witness protection for many years under the name ramon garcia, i understand. laughter whats going on here . On the lacross team my nickname was apparently pepe, for some reason. Stephen how long did you have the stash, steve . On and off about 30 years. Stephen i never knew you with a mustache. I grew a mustache to play lacrosse because i thought it made me look for intimidating. laughter look at that stephen how old are you . You look like a knights page from 1312. Yeah. Stephen how old are you here . 17. Stephen 17. Yeah. I started growing a beard when i was, like, 14. It was super easy. Stephen i know. You need to shave halfway through this interview. I know. I do. Stephen a number of guests have come on here, and im sure people have said this to you over the years, the one thing that they love that they know the both of us did together was waiters who were nauseated by food. Mmhmm. Stephen which was the cheers and applause i dont know if they actually saw it or they just loved the idea. Well, anytime you Say Something like that and have a little pause, people are going to applaud. laughter stephen i dont know what that is but do go on . We both had scene ideas for the dana carvey show. I had one called, a bit that i did called waiters are nauseated by food and you had one i auditioned a piece called a podiatrist nauseated by feet. Stephen with no knowledge the other person had the bit that they did. Mmhmm. Stephen i was a waiter and used to read the specials list when i was hung over from the night before and pretend to be nauseated for my other waiters. And so we did it on air and it got both of us hired at the daily show. Yeah, that was the thing they loved. Stephen im not joking, when they found out i was in waiters nauseated by food they hired me on the spot and six months later said weve got to find somebody else. Well, you got me hired on the daily show. Stephenllbeto them you should hire this guy. Who is steve carell . After six months they were like, wait, he was the other guy in waiters nauseated by food, get on the phone well, so i do owe you my career to a certain extent because you did, you really were instrumental in getting me that job. Stephen whens daddy getting his beak wet . laughter come on, baby. Uhuh. No, no, no. Stephen dont make me put my rings on. Not gonna happen stephen do you still enjoy the fake vomit . Oh, yeah. For sure. Stephen for sure. gagging laughter just ttch you for a little bit. laughter stephen youre the guest. No, please. No, no. I was just starting to taste it a little bit. If you can taste it a little, your eyes can water a little bit. Oh, i never told you this story. I had a friend named brewster. When we were kids, we were playing basketball. It was the tipoff and he was going to throw the ball up and somebody said, throw the ball up throw it up throw it up and brewster just went blaaaah into his hands stephen thats a skill, man it was the equivalent of a mic drop. Oh, dry heave . No, this guy just went blaaaah stephen how old . We were about ten years old. Id never seen anyone with the ability to just vomit on cue. It was fantastic. Stephen sure, and what became of this gentleman, do we know . Yes, he became a hydrogeologist. Stephen is he really . Yeah, he is. Stephen well, good for you, brewster. Kids, thats a message of hope riw. Hes fantastic, smart guy. Stephen speaking of not being able to keep your lunch down, do you remember because we have a clip here. Do you remember i thought you were going to bring up a movie that i did or something. laughter stephen speaking of not being able to keep your lunch down, evan almighty. laughter i just picked that. You had to, come on. I teed it up for you. Stephen do you remember when we were at the daily show and we did a lot of stuff together, sort of even steven kind of stuff, and you came up with this idea it was your pitch for spring break and binge drinking . Oh yeah, yeah. Stephen the idea was well, tell people. I would be the guinea pig. Because stephen no, originally you said, what if the both of us went out and got so drunk, and then we did the whole field piece about how it was like to be blind drunk . Yeah, it was a field piece. The idea of it was to show the effects of alcohol on the human system, a lot of local news people do it around the holidays, and as, you know, cautionary tale, this is what happened to me so you should not do this. Stephen doing shots and stuff like that. Right, so i thought we would do a controlled experiment. Stephen and i said, i think thats a great idea. What if, though, only you get blind drunk and i just watch you do it. You just administer the experiment. Stephen i administer the alcohol, take the notes and i basically question you. Im the control, okay. Right so i started with, i think, a glass of rose, and i moved to a shot of jagermeister, and long island iced teas, and this was all on camera. Stephen with time lapse. With a time lapse. And you were taking notes. Stephen and you were insisting at a certain point, you insisted that i punch you. laughter yes. I took off my shirt and i said punch me as hard as you can in the chest. Stephen you eventually took off your shirt. We have a clip here of when you were saying punch me. Know that the shirt comes off eventually but this is not the moment. Oh, did i open the shirt . Stephen you didnt open the shirt for this part. This is all real. Steve is committing to this bit and you are as hammered as ive ever seen almost anyone. And staying conscious. It is the drunkest ive ever been in my life. Stephen jim . Steve, okay give me the test, punch me stephen i dont want to. Punch me in the chest. Come on oh oh, jeez cheers and applause when i woke up cheers and applause the next day i woke up and i thought, what happened to my did i fall down a flight of steps or something . And my wife was so mad at you. Stephen she was mad at me. First of all, she was mad because i took you home. And she knew this was your pitch. But i took you home and you were like a drunken sailor over my shoulders trying to get you to the front door of your house. And she was like, what did you do to him . I said i didnt do anything i agreed to i yes anded his idea. Well, she thought you were going to stop my heart with the punch to my chest. Stephen well, when she later saw the punch she said, you could have stopped his heart. I went, have you seen my arms . laughter he could have shattered my wrist. Well, the other element of this was the ride home. And i believe it was evies car. Stephen it was my wifes station wagon. We had small children at the time. And she said, fine, just dont throw up in the car. You can use my car, just dont throw up in the car. And i remember you saying, theres a bag in the front seat. You were so kind to drive me home, it was all planned ahead. And you said, whatever you do, dont try to vomit out the window, and i immediately tried to vomit out the window. Stephen and it just went in the door. Well, the window was up, it wasnt down. laughter yeah stephen thats why i said dont try to vomit out the window, because it was winter. laughter and you tried to get that out of the mechanism in the door for stephen before evie could find out. Yeah. Stephen i did not succeed. No. So we had two very disappointed spouses. Stephen yes, yes. Luckily, your wife has a sense of humor eventually about this. Shes actually maybe funnier than you. For sure. Stephen yeah. Do you guys laugh a lot . Hmum. laughter stephen no. Just stare silently. The secret to a happy marriage is staying in separate rooms most of the time. laughter no, we do this one thing. Somebody asked me, does your wife make you laugh . Ttle explain, but i will say her name, and she will shoot me a look but never make eye contact with me, so, say steve. Stephen steve. laughter now ill do it to you. Stephen okay. Ready . Stephen okay. Stephen laughter and, so, we can sit for half an hour, honey and sometimes theres, like, one or two different points before you settle on that. Stephen sure. Well, please dont go anywhere. Because we have to take a little bit of a break, but well be right back with more mr. Steve carell right there. cheers and applause band playing [ i feel love by sam smith ] save time this season with drive up at target. I feel love just pull up, tap the app, and get everything on your list. So quick, the kids wont even notice. Make your Holiday Shopping easy, and try drive up at target. 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Stephen the office is the most watched program, most streamed program on netflix. Beats everything. cheers and applause good. Stephen beats stranger things, friends, everything. Everything. cheers and applause i hear good things. Ive never actually seen it. But i hear. laughter have you ever and do you ever watch yourself . No. Stephen never . Hmum, no. Stephen did you when it was on . No. Stephen why . It was a pretty good show. Well, sometimes the cast would get together and we would watch it together and that was really fun, but, no, i tend not to do that. Stephen ever, do you watch your movies or anything like that . I know thats kind of like a hackneyed, talk show, do you watch your movies, but im curious, do you ever watch your movies . No. Stephen youve never watched one of your movies . If i had been in Shawshank Redemption i would watch that because i always watch Shawshank Redemption when its on. Stephen you know what, would you like to see Shawshank Redemption with me because ive never seen Shawshank Redemption. Youre kidding me stephen nope, never seen shawshank. I dont know how. Ive got this hole in my knowledge of things. And ive kind of kept it that way now. Oh, wow. Stephen because i want to see it under the right i want to see it with the right guy. laughter that would be fun. I want to see it with you and me and like, Morgan Freeman and tim robbins and go, this is pretty good what were you guys thinking when you shot this scene . laughter no, i dont tend to watch stephen not even despicable me with the kids . No, i hear it from the front of the car when they were little kids. Ive heard a lot of animated movies. Stephen and did they not know . Have you been in things your kids dont know youre in, like you have been a voice in something and you go, thats actually me and they go what . No, im really specific that they know everything i do. laughter stephen now youve returned to tv, such as tv is these days. Right. Stephen youve finally returned to the tiny screen with the new show on apple tv . Is that what we call how you get it . Sure. Stephen no, its your thing, is it called apple tv . It is called that. Stephen thats what it says here, it says apple tv . There it is there. Its called the morning show. Stephen its called the morning show, exactly, yes. And who do you play in the morning show . I play a morning anchor named Mitch Kessler who is a very handsomelaughter stephen yeah. I didnt wait for that. laughter a very handsome, charming narcissistic anchor. Stephen and he gets in a little bit of trouble, doesnt he . Im not giving anything away by saying that, right . No, he gets into a bit of trouble. He is a person with an enormous blind spot as to how people perceive him, how he perceives himself. Stephen and he is the subject of a metoo accusation. Yes. Stephen and hes the host of a morning show on a network. Right. Stephen where on earth did this character come from, steve carell . Is it based on anyone . At all . laughter it is completely fictional. Stephen we have a clip right here. Do we need to set this up . This is Mitch Kessler talking to his agent, trying to figure out what the next step will be. Stephen okay. Jim . I know its only been a few days, and i know that youre going to tell me its too soon, but just for a second, lets look at the larger context of metoo. Its been what, two years . Were two years in . I feel that people are screaming for an honest conversation, and what do i do . What do i do best . I am a journalist i can feel when the world needs me to articulate something for them, to help them understand and, believe me, i know this is going to require a high degree of sensitivity, but i bleep love a tight rope. I love it. Makes me feel alive. Stephen wow, he should not do that. cheers and applause well, a delight a delight to see you again. It is always a pleasure. Stephen give my best to your lovely wife. And to yours. Stephen the morning show premieres on apple tv on november 1. Thats steve carell, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause band playing these little cups would make great stocking stuffers. But how about rightnowinyourmouth stuffers. Happy holidays to your mouth. Not sorry. Reeses. Hardest for last. For mother rose . its perfect. Perfect. [door bell] another one for mother rose . Your happy place. Find your breaking point. Then break it. Every emergenc gives you a potent blend of nutrients so you can emerge your best, with emergenc. But he wanted snow for thelace holidays. So we built a snow globe. Etha dylan but the one thing we could both agree on was getting geico to help with homeowners insurance. What . Switching and saving was really easy i love you what . Sweetie hands off the glass. 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Stephen performing thats country bro from his new album greatest hits the show dog years, ladies and gentlemen, toby keith cheers and applause jimmy rogers, patsy cline we lost hank at 29 roy acuff, Johnny Horton dancin bill monroe woodie guthrie, bob wills spade cooley, kitty wells jimmy dean and big john and ole hank snow heard em every weekend opry tuned in on that a. M. Radio thats country, bro yeah thats country, bro dolly parton, johnny cash Porter Wagoner and the hag faron, lefty, roger miller, king of the road loretta lynn and tammy wy buck, and don and charlie pride Marty Robbins and the possum, ol george jones i heard em all growin up in daddys ol farm truck eighttrack stereo hey, thats country bro youre gonna be country . You oughta know a little bit of somethin bout the roots and the boots and the rhinestone suits that started this rodeo hey thats country, bro yeah thats country, bro emmylou and Conway Twitty mmmel and detroit city crystal gayle, and willie, waylon, David Alan Coe earl thomas, eddy rabbit shenandoah, alabama George Strait and randy travis, diggin up bones saw em on heehaw singing in their overalls junior was the star of the show thats country, bro yeah thats country, bro bo and luke and daisy duke smokey and the bandit one and two jerry reed and jerry clower Glen Campbells goodtime hour john wayne and Marshall Dillon roy rogers, Andy Griffith ben and adam hoss and little joe and Stephen Colbert hes country, bro yeah thats country, bro thats country, bro yeah cheers and applause stephen toby keith, everybody well be right back cheers and applause he couldve just been the middle class kid who made good. But Mike Bloomberg became the guy who did good. After building a business that created thousands of jobs he took charge of a city still reeling from 9 11 a threeterm mayor who helped bring it back from the ashes bringing jobs and thousands of Affordable Housing units with it. After witnessing the terrible toll of gun violence. He helped create a movement to protect families across america. And stood up to the coal lobby and this administration to protect this planet from climate change. And now, hes taking on. Him. To rebuild a country and restore faith in the dream that defines us. Where the wealthy will pay more in taxes ane theiirrefaith in the dream that defines us. Everyone without Health Insurance can get it and everyone who likes theirs keep it. And where jobs wont just help you get by, but get ahead. And on all those things Mike Blomberg intends to make good. Jobs creator. Leader. Problem solver. Mike bloomberg for president. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Stephen now stick around for james corden. Good night captioni captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from daytoea