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I love the positive energy in this room because out there the world is on edge over an International Emergency that threatens those who we hold most dear because oprah fell down laughter it is truly the end times. Just as it prophesies in the bible. The day of the lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar, the elements will be destroyed by fire, and oprah will fall down. Really sorry about that last one. Im a huge fan. Veimportanter here ropoprah is fine applause shes fine but she was in los angeles giving a speech when she took the tumble. So heres my definition of what wellness means to me. Wellness to me means all things in balance. And balance doesnt mean all things are equal or at peace at all times. Whoops audience reacts oh audience reacts stephen oprah fell while talking about balance. Whatever you do, oprah, dont give a speech about not falling into lava laughter again, shes fine. Tomorrow is super tuesday. So it comes with fries and a coke. On saturday, my home state of South Carolina held its democratic primary, or as the locals call it, the primary of northern aggression. cheers and applause laughter ill tell you all about it in tonights i have a plan for that. Beat trump the biggest misconception is im boring. Were at each others throats. Made a lot of money. I am going to beat this man like a drum. Theres no reason to panic. Fury road to the white house 2020. Stephen well, the votes are in, and South Carolina delivered a huge victory to former Vice President and man enjoying life in a xeljanz commercial, joe biden. In his victory speech, biden came out swinging. All of those who have been knocked down, counted out left behind, this is your campaign. Ch applaus just days ago the press and the pundits declared this candidacy dead. Stephen as biden and day before that, some doctor declared me medically dead. I told him, thats malarkey. I yanked the electrodes off my chest, then things went dark for a while, next thing i know, woke up right here on this stage thank you, South Carolina cheers and applause bidens speech called for unity within the party. If the democrats want a nominee who is a democrat cheering a lifelong democrat, a proud democrat, an obamabiden democrat, then join us. cheers and applause stephen thats right. Hes an obamabiden democrat. laughter and his best hope is you dont remember which of those two he is. laughter cheers and applause as biden at this point, who can remember which one of us was barack . Its obamabiden. I got a 5050 shot. laughter bidens huge win had big repercussions for other candidates. Namely, billionaire investor and man pointing to the guy who wont be president , tom steyer. laughter steyer staked his whole candidacy on winning South Carolina, so when he came in third, he knew that it was time to go, but he was philosophical. When the lord closes a door, he opens a window. cheering i will find that window and crawl through it with you. laughter stephen to which americans replied, honey, can you make sure we locked all the windows . laughter theres a crazy man out there saying the lord told him to crawl in. Steyer may have sensed the end was near, because the night before he really cut loose at a rally, where he joined rapper juvenile on stage for his hit, a white billionaire dancing with juvenile to a song about butts. laughter the 2020 campaign is officially a mad lib. laughter applause mad lib. Mad lib. piano riff cheers and applause the moment was so viral, that even cnn tried to get in on the fun with mixed results. This viral moment of yours. You got a little loose. Youre dancing. Youre on stage there with rapper juvenile. One of his hit songs. What was that moment like . What was moving you . What were you thinking . You know, fredricka, its really funny to me because we are talking about really serious things here. I mean, we are talking about people who are working for inadequate wages and cant live on it, people who are dying because the healthcare is so bad. Stephen no, dont take the footage away it fits perfectly Climate Change is an existential crisis. American families are going bankrupt. cheers and applause and if we dont act now, our grandchildren will be the ones to suffer. cheers and applause piano riff steyer wasnt the only democrat to drop out. He was joined a day later by former south bend mayor and cartoon woodchuck, Pete Buttigieg. laughter buttigieg finished fourth in South Carolina, so on sunday, mayor pete returned to south bend to deliver his concession speech. Sometimes the longest way round really is the shortest way home stephen pete, buddy, your campaign is over. You can Start Talking like a human now. Sometimes the arc of the moral universe leads us down a path we never knew we needed to find the common humanity that binds us. And, yeah, ill take fries with that. laughter applause piano riff then this afternoon we learned that the latest democrat to leave the race is minnesota senator and vice principal who has had it with your shenanigans, young man, amy klobuchar. Klobuchar made the decision to drop out when it became clear she wouldnt win the nomination, but kept running for over a year anyway. The senator hasnt made an official statement yet, but sources say, she plans to endorse joe biden at his rally tonight. And hell accept with a gracious as biden thanks, annie. laughter so now, lets bid farewell to these three candidates. Jim, can you put em all up . First, mayor pete. Thank you for your campaign efforts. laughter looks like bidens already taken over his space. And now amy klobuchar. Oh, joes luring her with hot dish. She cant resist. And shes outta here laughter and finally, we say goodbye to tom steyer. Riding high often his win cheers and applause there you go. Riding high off his win, biden hit the sunday show circuit to prove he was sharp and ready for super tuesday. Where can you win on tuesday . Well, i think we win north carolina, i think we can win in georgia is georgia tuesday . No, georgia is not tuesday i think theres one here in alabama. No, its not tuesday. I misspoke. Stephen as biden i misspoke. What matters is, i wanna thank the folks from south coronavirus. See you on tuesday, iowa. Im joe biden and i want to be your prom king. laughter cheers and applause then biden went to fox news to take the fight to the president. I can hardly wait to debate him on stage. I want people to see me standing next to him and him standing next to me. Well see whos sleepy. Stephen nicely done. The Vice President seemed very sharp there. Hes back on his game after a big victory. Lets see the very next thing he said. All right, chuck. Thank you very much. All right. Its chris, but anyway chris i just said chris. No, no, i just said chuck. Ill tell you what, man, these are backtoback. Anyway no, its okay. I dont know how you do it early in the morning, too. Stephen okay, hes not sleepy but he is in that state right after you wake up from a nap and dont know where you are. as biden im up i was just resting my eyes what is this . A couch . A bed . Is it nighttime . Early morning . Where am i . Am i still chasing that bird that stole my dads teeth . Anyway, chuck, vote for me, and i swear ill work hard as heck to get those teeth back. Cmon. laughter then, at a rally in texas today, biden stayed on his core message we hold these truths to be selveevident, all men and women created by the. Go, you know the. You know the thing. laughter stephen guess those truths arent as selfevident as he thought. as biden a great man, john f. Kennerby once said, four score and seven and, we pledge allegiance to the folks, because in space no one can hear you scream, yabba dabba doo, wheres the beef, you know the thing. Weve got a great show for you tonight. cheers and applause ty burrell is here. But when we return, the coronavirus takes a bite out of the big apple. Stick around. Come on cheers and applause band playing wherever we want to go, autosave your way there with chase. Chase. Make more of whats yours. cheers and applause band playing Stephen Jon Batiste and stay human, everybody cheers and applause jon, coming up in just a minute, our friend ty burrell from modern family is going to be here. Jon oh, yes stephen i say friend. Also National Treasure james taylor is here tonight to do au. Folks, of course, coronavirus continues to dominate the headlines. In fact, ive now indefinitely suspended my beloved travel segment Stephen Colbert International Nose licker. laughter we were going to italy next. laughter the virus has begun to hit us at home. After diagnosing two new cases florida declared a Public Health emergency. Health officials want to caution anyone living in florida that theyre living in florida. laughter okay . cheers and applause watch out. Watch out. Sadly, over at disney world, tough news for the seven dwarfs. Doc had to put sneezy down. laughter jon oh, my. Stephen i said tough news. I said tough news. Hardest hit so far is washington state. Governor inslee has declared a state of emergency. Thousands are suspected to be infected, and there have been multiple fatalities. Experts believe that the virus may have spread undetected there for weeks, after performing a genetic analysis. Genetic analysis is also how they found out the coronavirus is 14 french canadian on its moms side. laughter its kind of fun. In the face of this virus, trump is focusing on the most dangerous threat to america the democrats. laughter now the democrats are politicizing the corona virus. One of my people came up to me and said, mr. President , they tried to beat you on russia, russia, russia, that didnt work out too well. They couldnt do it. They tried the impeachment hoax. That was on a perfect conversation. booing they tried anything, they tried it over and over. Theyve been doing it since you got in. Its all turning they lost, its all turning. Think of it, think of it. And this is their new hoax. Stephen its not a hoax. Its a crisis. laughter but trumps more concerned with covering his ass than protecting the american people. It explains his new emergency broadcast message. as trump beeeeeep. This is only a hoax. If this was a real emergency, i would call it a hoax. Beeeeeep. laughter cheers and applause piano riff big fans of the emergency brt te this weekend, the first case in new york city was confirmed. Its a woman in her 30s who is isolated in her manhattan home. A woman in her 30s isolated in her manhattan home for the weekend . laughter youre gonna have to be more specific. laughter cheers and applause shes okay. I hope shes okay. piano riff new york businesses are already taking precautions to try to stay open during a possible outbreak. One bar owner has written to the mayor to see whether the city cockoffer licenses for takeout laughter ita a ver. laughter applause really . Wow, i didnt know. Its the salt. You have to keep the salin and new yorkers are even changing their behavior to avoid exposure by reducing handshakes and hugs and contorting themselves on the subway to keep from touching the poles. 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He now voices a character on the animated series, duncanville. Please welcome to the late show, ty burrell cheers and applause band playing thats all. Thats all. Theyre trying to make me stand. Thats all. Stephen thank you very much. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Stephen thank you for wearing cord roy. Yeah, i know. Stephen you dont see enough corduroy suits anymore. I came with all my corduroy, of iry bit i have. Stephen and soothing earth tones. Youre calm meg down to look at you. This is the oregon in me. Its all dirt and trees and needles and things like that. Stephen i dont as much as i should about oregon. What does it mean to be from oregon other than youre from oregon . Whats the character of oregonians . Well, i dont know ill probably get a lot of flack for this, but i think part of being oregonian is a little bit of being sort of unidentifiable. Stephen you mean like no fingerprints or what do you mean . Leave no trace, thats the state motto. Stephen we were never here. We were never here. Stephen this conversation never happened. Is there a local accent or anything . No, theres none. The most remarkable thing about oregon is how unremarkable the accent is. Theres no lilt, theres no twang. Were basically a state of newscasters, and i laughter when i was growing up, i basically thought, like, peter jennings, dan rather, i thought they were all oregonians. Stephen they were in training. Its natural for you. I thought they were broadcasting down the street. Stephen you and i share something. This is a right of passage for any actor ever living in new york, legally at some point you have to be on law and order. Its like going to the dmv. You have a couple of things you have to do, you have to go to dmv to get your i. D. And go to law and order to be a guest star. Stephen i was a murderer, i blew up old women with live bombs through the mail. They say they wrote it with me in mind. laughter are you serious . Stephen we thought of you, is what they said. Oh, my god stephen what did you do on lawen order . I did the show three times. Stephen what . let me tell you this, this is tell us what mark i made on each performance. They cast me first of all, i did the show. A year and a half later, they cast me again and im convinced the casting directors didnt remember who i was when i was on the show. Stephen not the same character. No, completely different character. The first time i did lawen uporder was my first time doing anything outside of theater, my first scene of television, and what you would understand and a lot of guess actors understand is being a guest actor on a procedural is the hardest job in television, there is no harder job in teferlings. What you do as a guest, the series regulars, bless them, they just cant carry the load every night because theyre there 16 hours a day. Stephen for 12 years. For 12 years. And the guest actors show up and they have to do all the exposition, do the climax, do everything. So the scenes are basically like the lead will Say Something like, when did you see her last . And then the guest actor has a two paragraph monologue about where they went to school, you know, all of that. Then the lead will go, wait, so youre saying she knew ricky servelli . And then there are two paragraphs about how that all escalates. Stephen and tears. And then tears. So my first scene we shot out of order, my first scene was the tears, the emotional climax of the whole thing. My first scene ever on teferlings. Im coming from theater, im thinking of my dead grandmother to get there emotionally. My scene was with rest in peace, jerry orbak, lovely man. applause lovely man but, by this point, tired. Stephen sure. Tired. You know, hed been there for years. Stephen hed done the work. Hed done the work. My scene is me sobbing. It feels right after lunch. He had not finished his lunch. So hes off camera, so, you know, thats the way it works sometimes. One of the actors is basically near the camera while theyre filming the other actor. Im on camera sobbing, and hes finishing his sandwich. Stephen like a new york city detective. laughter i guess. Basically the scene starts and its, like, action and hes like, mr. Barns, calm down. And im, like, oh, my god you guys have got to do more, youve got to do more and hes sort of, like laughter were doing everything we can. And it gets to the end where hes basically picking stuff out of his teeth, and im still sobbing, and i can see him sort of basically, like, looking to somebody offscreen, like, did i order mayo on this thing . laughter so, basically, like, the tears were real, but they were about my loss of innocence in the world. laughter stephen well, how many seasons of modern family have you guys done now . 11. Stephen 11 seasons. This is the final. Coming up april 8th, i think, last one. Yeah cheers and applause stephen how hard is it going to be for you to let phil dunphy go . A lot of it is hard because its about the relationships. Its similar with you guys, you know, you see each other every day, but the parts that i wont miss so much maybe about the way people sort of assume you are the character. Stephen mmhmm. I have been lucky enough to do a ton of physical comedy over the last eleven years, and i genuinely love it, but this kind of curious thing has happened over that time where im actually a clumsy person, like, i am a clumsy person, and about season five, maybe, i would trip on a curb and somebody would go, like, yeah yeah stephen out in the world. Out in the world. Stephen actually fall down and hurt yourself. Yeah. Or id take more of a stumble and people would be, like, yeah, yeah, that guy. laughter and this is a true story, on friday night of this past weekend stephen just three days ago. Just three days ago, i was out with my family for dinner playing chase with my daughters on the sidewalk and i tripped over a grate and took a hard fall. For 52, i was worried fall, enough momentum to flip over on the street. And i look up and my own family is looking at me like daddy just loves attention. laughter this guy, he just cant get enough applause stephen your new show is called duncanville, its on fox. Whats it about and who do you play . Its a very, very funny show created by mike and Julie Sculley and the brilliant amy polar cheers and applause about a spectacularly average teenager toys voiced by amy, you know, and his family. I play his incredibly emotional father, and then amy also plays the mother. And i find amy just very frustrating as a person. Stephen why . Shes a lovely person. Well, thats part of the problem is i, for years, one of the many ways i used to justify not being a genius is that im lovely to work with, im very, like, sweet as pie. And to be a true genius, youve got to be complicated, and amy is truly a genius and the sweetest person in the world, and i hate her for it. laughter stephen i can understand that. I can understand that. I can understand that. Thank you. Stephen yeah. You seem very pleasant. I hope so. Stephen you know what you seem . You seem oregonian. Thank you thank you cheers and applause stephen ty, thank you so much for being here cheers and applause piano riff duncanville airs sunday nights on fox. Ty burrell, everybody when we come back, ill be talking super tuesday with political analyst and friend of the show, John Heilemann. cheers and applause band playing dad vo i saw them out of the corner of my eye. Just a blur when they jumped the median. There was nothing i could do. daughter daddy dad vo shes safe because of our first outback. And our new ones even safer. avo welcome to the allnew subaru outback. An iihs top safety pick plus. The highest level of safety you can earn. 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Please welcome, John Heilemann cheers and applause band playing stephen welcome back. Welcome back. Hi. Stephen hi, on this merry super tuesday eve. Happy super tuesday. Im here to endorse you. Stephen really . Yeah. Stephen for what . I reject your endorsement. cheers and applause we have so many endorsements going around its time to lay some endorsements stephen what happened back stage . We found out somethings going to happen in texas tonight, right . Amy klobuchar and i believe Pete Buttigieg are both going to dallas to bestow their blessings and so on, on joe biden. Stephen okay. Does that so the thing bernie said was going to happen, the whole establishment is all going to try to line up and strip him of what is due to him, is happening right in front of our eyes. Or you could say its just democracy in action. One way or the other. Stephen true, exactly. Because i like senator sanders who weve had on the show, like, ten times. cheers and applause sure. Stephen but to get stripped of something, you have to win it first, right . Thats true. I sometimes think that senator sanders does not yet realize that, but, okay. Stephen so do you think this is going to be, you know, a shot in the arm for joe biden . Will it matter, these indormts . Because i dont really know a lot about politics. I talk about politics a lot because i find it funny and its important and it helps me sleep at night. laughter or shake less during the day. Yeah. Stephen what effect do endorsements like this have . Do all those followers go over to biden . We dont know the answer to that question. I was in South Carolina, your home, the last week. Stephen yeah, i was there, too. I was thinking of you every day. Stephen thank you. The jim clyburn endorsement maybe didnt win South Carolina for joe biden but created that giant margin. So there are endorsements that matter. The jim clyburn endorsement mattered. Whether these will matter that way is an open question, but i do think that one of the things thats happening is the problem as you headed into super tuesday was if you had a giant split antibernie taks, 60 of the party against sanders but five candidates representing it, you can imagine a world where they split that vote up and bernie getting 35 of the vote could win all of the states, right . With these people dropping out, it narrows the field and allows voters not necessarily to go because of an endorsement, but they can no longer vote for Pete Buttigieg or amy klobuchar, so where will they put the vote . Theyre moderates, they will be more likely to go with goad than Bernie Sanders. So it looks like were shaping up to a Bernie Sanders vs. Joe biden or enterprise vs. Joe biden vs. Michael bloomberg case. Stephen so three of the oldest people ever to run for the presidency of all time. Yeah. Stephen each one of them would be older than reagan was when he left office. Spring chickenst not, right . Stephen yes. And if you added their ages up together, you would have stephen a lot of zeros. A lot of zeros. Im trying to do the math in my head and i cant. Yes, theyre old. Theyre old. And you think and trump will be the Spring Chicken in the group, trump will be the youngest one of that group which is kind of incredible. Stephen at 74. At 74. So in a country yearning for change what says that more than four septembe septegenarian whi . applause stephen everyone knew South Carolina is where biden would make his stand. How big of a difference can one state make . Can it really turn the momentum . Because he has no offices in california. He spent 4,000 on ads in california. Yeah snits a big state. Its a big state. And i think if you ask the question whos going to be the frontrunner today is Bernie Sanders. The frontrunner on wednesday morning is still going to be Bernie Sanders. Almost certainly under any circumstance, Bernie Sanders is going to finish tuesday night with more delegates than joe biden. The question is does he finish with 400 more delegates and hes the de facto nominee on wednesday morning . It could be that soon, we could have that. Or it could be 50. And at 50, youve got yourself a race. At 400, you dont. But the one state in this case for someone like joe biden who had been effectively left for dead after iowa and new hampshire, for him to make the claim that he was going to show the party that, when we got to the part of the country where the party looked like the party, where there were a lot of africanamericans, basically, that he could win and not just decisively, that he could do that and it was a big deal. It has a ripple effect. Weve seen cases where the South Carolina electorate looks like other states, and this is what happened in 2016 with Hillary Clinton and barack obama, when South Carolina spoke you saw a lot of the Southern States go the same way. Could that happen again where joe biden carries a lot of the Southern States, where he has the connection to africanamerican voters . Yeah, and Bernie Sanders has had a problem with that constituency the first time he han and apparently still does. Its hard to be the democratic nominee if you dont have the Africanamerican Community voting for you. Stephen he has some Hiphop Community on sanders side. No confirmation for 24 hours. Super painful for you. Super painful. Stephen tell the people what happened. Bernie announced he was having event in los angeles with pub beelike enemy. One of the members, favor flave got mad and said he didnt wanted to. The group broke up. Bernie sanders is now responsible for breaking up public enemy. Stephen wow, wow. I can live with that, just the same way i can vaguely live with the notion kanya is hanging out with trump, but if joe biden breaks up wutang clan, were done. Were done. Im done with joe. applause stephen you have a new show. Is it a show . Would you call it a show . No, i would call it a platform. An app, a web site. Stephen okay. Its called th the recount. What are you recounting . Were producing a lot of video about politics. Were counting the days news in politics every day. If you care about politics and the country but look at cable news and wants to puke when you see people like me i amerring on endlessly about politics, if you wanted to get smart fast about politics you look at the the daily recount where in five minutes during the day we give you all the important stories about politics, what happened, what matters, no bad faith, no b. S. , to point, get smart about politics. Stephen no analysis, just news . The daily recount is a mashup of other coverage, so you can get didder party smart about what happened in the day if youre not focused on politics. We do commentary analysis, narrative. I do a series thats about the 2020 race with democrats. We did a series about the impeachment drama with fleel kattial. Were doing a series blind the glass, a focus series where undecided voters are watched from behind the class talking about whats going on. Stephen you need a spit guard. There it is. Stephen thank you so much. Good to see you again, john. cheers and applause the recount is Available Online daily. John heilemann, everybody well be right back with a performance by james taylor. cheers and applause band playing you ever get the urge to go a little crazy . You know what im talking about, right karen . Huh . You wanna let yourself woah, but you cant do it here. Or here. It hurts more when you fight it. But totally cool here. Woah and here. Woaaaahh oh yeah. Woah, kid. She gets it. 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Stephen and now, performing almost like being in love from his new album, american standard, please welcome back to the late show, james taylor. cheers and applause like being in love like being in love what a day this has been what a rare mood im in why imost and theres a smile on my face for the whole human race like being in love falling in love oh, the music of life seems to be like a bell that is ringing for me from the way that i feel when that bell starts to peal i would swear i was falling it feels just like falling its almost like being in love like being in love when we walked out that day not a word did we say it was almost like being in love put your hand there in mine made this world kind o fine i could swear i was falling in love oh, the music of life seems to be like a bell that is ringing just for me and from the way that i feel when that bell starts to peal i would swear i was falling it feels just like falling its almost like being in love ooh like being in love like being in love like being in love its almost like like being in love like being in love cheers and applause stephen thank you, james. Thank you Stephen James taylor, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause we choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard. President kennedy knew settling for halfmeasures wasnt good enough. So when candidates say we cant guarantee health care for all, make College Affordable for all, combat Climate Change, or create a world at peace, remember that america is best when we strive to do big things, even when its hard. Im Bernie Sanders and i approve this message. Stephen hey, thats it for the late show everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be Anthony Mackie and the new yorkers susan glasser. Now stick around for james corden. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late late show

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