Just drink at home. I honey . Eh its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight alone again, naturally. Plus, stephen welcomes Ryan Reynolds with jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey. How are you . Welcome back. So glad to see you here at a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its wednesday i think . That doesnt have the date on it. I think its wednesday. Its hard to tell. Because right now, every day feels like youre being humped. This is our seventh, i think seventh show . Seventh show without an audience. We did one in the theater before we left. We did three the week before the break, so this is seven. Happy to be here. Lovely to see you. Its strange, but its lovely. I actually did the math, and ive been selfisolating for 2 idate now. Did you know and i just found this out that the word quarantine comes from the italian quarantina, which means 40 days which is how long people were isolated during the plague . So ive reached the Halfway Point in a quarantine, which is traditionally when you start googling the etymology of the word quarantine. So that checks out. Of course and this is where my head goes the word quarantine is really near the word quarter in the dictionary, and quarter gets you thinking the old rhyme two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar. That makes two bits a quarter. You know the fries, heres my two bits. Why is a quarter two bits . Well, turns out, our word dollar comes from the spanish coin dollar, which was the old pirate pieces of eight. So each piece is a bit. Therefore, two bits is a quarter of a dollar. Are we still broadcasting . Good, good. As you can see, im having no problem with focusing here. Youll also notice today i ditched the suit and tie for a blazer and opencollard shirt, getting gradually more casual as the show goes on. By may, ill be wearing nothing more than two bandaids and a grin. So look forward to that. It is starting to sink in to me and my family that were going to be here for a while, right, peter . Right. Thats my son peter who just said right. Say hi, everybody, peter. Hi, everybody, peter. Stephen last night, my daughter insisted that we stop the chaos and make a chore chart. She said, were all adults now, so were like roommates. Thats why, when i film this show, i put a sock on the door. What i love about people ad i do love people is that crises like this bring out the best in them. And the best people, of course, are not people. Theyre animals. To prove it, in colorado, a woman trained her golden retriever sunny to deliver groceries to a neighbor with Health Problems uring quarantine. Lets see him in action. Okay, heres sunny bringing the grocery list that the neighbor gave her to the owner. And here he is running the groceries back over to his neighbor. Works fine. Hes part of the new Delivery Service dog dash. Sunnys owner says she was inspired when she saw a story about a dog comforting people at a hospital. She thought, wait a second. I have a dog that could help when i heard said thaad i said i have a dog that can help, benny. Come here, benny. Lets go help the people. You have to come over here. The camera is over here. Not over there. Come on. Look what i have for you. I have a message for you. You need to bring the memg to the neighbor. I have a prescription. I meade my neighbor to get my prescription. An an old woman no, no im an old woman and ive written my prescription on a piece of ham. I was out of paper. Its heart medication. I need it, very important. Take this to the neighbor who will take it to the pharmacy. Are you ready . There you go. He really wants to help people you want to help some more . Here you go. This is this is a letter these are my taxes. I have to get my taxes in or theyre going to take away my farm, all right. Take this take this to the post office. Dont frget to put a stamp on it. Okay. Hes so helpful. Theres more helping. You want to help some more. This is my grocery list. There you go. There you go. And thats just thats just thats just for you, because you love helping. Okay, and thats how it works. Okay, come here. Come here. Hes got come here. Right here. Look at this. Come here you, this. Lick this. Now hes got the messages and hell deliver them on to my neighbors lawn in about two hours. Give me a kiss booib, buddy. He loves helping people. What can you say . Its training. Youve got to be firm. Now, while social distances is working, we know the worst is yet to come its like we saw the asteroid come in and hit somewhere out in the exposition were waiting for the wave to come over the horizon. Well, i think the tide is rising, because yesterday the white house announced they project between 100,000 death, and it seems President Trump understands the gravity of the situation were in. He held a twohour briefing yesterday, and his tone was far more serious. Iment mention to be prepared for the hard weeks ahead. Stephen the president pointed out as dangerous as this virus is, at least its something to talk about. Its an incredibly dark topic, an incredibly horrible topic and its incredibly interesting. Thats why everybody is its theyre going crazy. They cant get enough of it. Yes, this pandemic which is crippling the Global Economy certainly is interesting. It reminds me of Winston Churchill stephen now, even though the takiident appears to be erestingwho have been coming up excuses, like alabama, whose governor recently said this yall, we are not louisiana. We are not new york state. We are not california. And right now is not the time to order people to shelter in place. Stephen oh, no, no. Now is exactly the time to order people to shelter in place. You dont want to become new york or california. Sheltering in place is preventative. This is like saying, yall, were not pregnant. Now is not the time to start using birth control. Lets get it on, raw dog. But maybe the worst policy comes from florida, which is currently suffering from a raging case of being florida. Even though the states infections are rapidly growing, the governor refused to shut down the state until today, because leaving it up to the counties wasnt working. Heres a recent photo where one florida county closed its beach but its neighbor didnt. Thats a tough choice for those spring breakers okay, my dudes. Should we go do body shots at senor frogs or sit quietly six feet apart at senor responsibles . One governor whos getting great reviews for his leadership in this time of crisis is new york governor and only guy allowed to make fun of chris cuomo, andrew cuomo. Governor cuomo has projected an air of muchneeded competence during the epidemic, and the people are there for it. President cuomo has been trending on twitter, and some people are taking this a bit further, like the author of this oped entitled, help, i think im in love with andrew cuomo . Its okay. These feelings are perfectly natural. Many americans experience moments of being at least andrewcurious if not fully cuomosexual. The obsession with Governor Cuomo has recently gone to a really weird place because and im quite surprised this is an actual headline people are asking, pierced or not . The mystery over new york governor Andrew Cuomos nipples. Ahhah a classic nipple mystery just like manboob on the Orient Express or the talented Mister Nippley i promise im not making this up. I kind of wish i was. But internet sleuths are examining this picture of cuomo that appears to show an outline of something that may or may not be a nipple barbell. Wow. If thats true, the cuomo family are such gym rats, even their nipples lift. Do your nipples even lift, bro . My nipples can squat. Now, honestly, who cares whats really underneath that polo shirt . Hes doing a good job. Hell, some of our greatest leaders have been into body modification. Every school child learns about George Washingtons wooden tongue stud. Lucky martha. Oh, hey, remember those face masks we were told not to wear, because they didnt work and we shouldnt bother . Well, apparently, the c. D. C. Is thinking about advising everyone to wear a mask now. And their initial directive is now being critically rereviewed. Yes, not wearing face masks is being critically rereviewed. Critically rereviewing is like when avatar was this huge hit, then a few years later, we were all like wait, did i actually enjoy that . I saw it three times, but the blue people talk to the sky horses by plugging the hair together and then Sigourney Weaver has a space orgy with a tree . Thats all i can remember. Unoebtanium thats it. But they still dont want civilians hogging masks that hospital workers need. Thats why at his briefing yesterday, President Trump helpfully offered a wide and varied array of ideas for mask alternatives. You can use a scarf. A scarf is everybody a lot of people have scarves. And you can use a scarf. A scarf would be very good. I would say do it. But use a scarf. So you can use scarves. Most people have scarves, and scarfs are very good. Mask. You can wear a scarf. Stephen do you want to know why those press briefings are two hours long . Do you want to know why . Two hours . Two hours long . The press briefings . Long. Hours. Two of them . Two hours long. I dont know. But i do know you can wear a scarf. Not that a scarf is a bad idea. It may not prevent you from getting the virus, but if youre one of those who dont know you have it, a scarf will lower the chances of you transmitting it, which is really important. In fact, anything that covers your cough or your breath and also helps you from touching your face is a good idea. It may not be a surgical mask, but any mask is a good idea. If you go to the hospital, dont be alarmed at the hospital if youre treated by doctor steampunk rhinoceros. So people everywhere have been improvising masks out of anything they have, like this italian man demonstrating how to use a feminine hygiene pad stephen thats very effective, especially if one of the sideeffects of coronavirus is leaking crystalblue fluid. And its not just womens feminine pads. This guy made a mask by cutting up a womans bra. His wife was pissed not because he cut it up, but because he put it in the dryer. I have been told that is something youre not supposed to do. I dont understand, either. Another man used womens underwear. When complimented on his coronavirus panty mask, the man said, whats coronavirus . So, apparently, womens intimate products are a good safeguard age,t kw if m19. S sinuses are still fertile, but its good to play it safe. We have got a show for you tonight. 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Stephen welcome back, everybody. Were still doing the show. Thank you for being here. You know my guest tonight from movies such as the proposal, pokemon detective pikachu and as the evercheerful deadpool. Please welcome to a late show, Ryan Reynolds ryan, thanks for being here. Its very nice to be here, stephen. Thank you for having me. Stephen who is with you . Youre hunkered down in the reynolds burninger . Ime with my we, b,ters fiv stephen no judgment. Yeah, and my motherinlaw here. Shes also here. Stephen nice. Shes. A lifesaver. Its been incredible to have her here. She doesnt know it actually, shes emergency food if this gets real. Stephen sure. So, yeah, but its great having her here as well. Stephen we all are in the end. Yes, we are. Stephen thats why i keep myself so well marbled. Im thinking of my family. 100 . I will not hesitate to eat the children. Stephen youve got to be firm. Youve got to be firm. Wait a second, youre the only man in a house with five women . Yeah. Im doing my part to wipe men off the face of the earth. Stephen and and is that good for you . Is that a nice refreshing change of pace . Or do you mismasculine company like mine . I do not miss masculine company at all. Really, most most you know, men tend to just be the architects of someones demise. So its fine. I like just being here with the girls. I like doing the girls stuff. Like, i try not to push sort of gender normative ideas on my kids as theyre born, but each one as they came out of the chute, they wanted to make dresses. They wanted to dress in hot pink all day. Thats what i do. This morning i made dresses out of tissue paper which was fun for them. Stephen thats nice. Yeah, yeah, not bad at all, right. How is it going over there . Stephen project runway with a box of kleenex. This is what were doing, developing the skills that will take us into the new world. Stephen youre making it work, ryan. Makes sense. Stephen what about personal grooming . Youre a star, youre radiant with your own beauty. What are you doing about your own personal grooming now that youre locked inside. I was working on a film until two weeks ago, just a little over two weeks ago we shut down in the middle. Thankfully i got a haircut on the day we shut down. I was thinking ahead. And tomorrow, blake is going to going to give me a haircut. She did thid a ha hours. And then at the end it looked like she had done the whole thing using only a lighter or, like you that are made of sand paper. It would have been a little faster if she had just wore it down, just rubbed my head until the hair disappeared. Tomorrow im getting a haircut, very excite gl excited. Stephen people are coming up with new ideas to paz the time. What are you doing to fill the empty spaces . Were doing a lot of home schooling. Were lucky enough to have a little, tiny garden. Were learning a little bit about gardening. Were trying to make this an educational experience, but im mostly drinking. Stephen you have a head start on most people because you have your own liquor company. I do, i do, i own a gin company. Its a blessing and a huge curse. Stephen tell people about your gin company. You gave me a bottle back in the day. I did. Stephen and i have it with me. Oh i have mine with me, too. Look at this. Stephen do you have a cocktail you particularly like to make with your aviation gin. I like to drink gin and soda. I am like about the soda part. Stephen thats the nice thing about a clear liquor. Right. Stephen no judgment. Yeah, this could be alkaline water, for all anyone knows. Mmm. Stephen here i go. Sorry, that was rude of me to sip before you before stephen no, i need to i need to do this in a civilized way. Crushed ice and everything. My god, all the cfortz of stephen you and blake have actually done some wonderful work charitably so far in response to the coronavirus pandemic. Tell the people what youve done and ways they might be able to help as well. Well, you know, im not really in the business of telling people what to do, necessarily. But i do think its incumbent upon those who can give back to do so, partirly tim likehis, you know. People are struggling to pay represent. Theyre struggling to buy food. And food i think say National Security issue and pretty muc th dignity and respect, thats, you know thats part of the integrity of democracy. So i i i just felt it important and blake felt it very important to give back. So we made a pretty sizable donation to food banks in both canada and the United States. Stephen you donated 1 million to food banks in the United States and canada. And 400,000 to new york hospitals. And youre giving back wyour companies, aviation gin, and mitmint mobile. How is mint mobile giving back . You have a mobile phone company . I loved mint mobile. I used it for a year before i bought the company. Its 15 bucks a month pup get the same Service Everybody else is paying 65 or 100 bucks a month for, so it made sense to me. Particularly in times like this, its something we were able to give back a little bit, too. We were able to give everybody free data, having access to telecommunication at a time like this is an essential service. So, yeah, it was important to us to do something there. I think most companies if they can need to be doing something. They need to be giving back. Stephen hold that thought. Nice wow, youre a professional. Absolute professional. Oh, wow its like a young tom cruise behind the bar there. Stephen uhhuh. You look like the owner of the gin company. Youre the owner of aviation gin, not me. Im drinking in a halfassed tumbler. Stephen i do. I have a physique that lends itself to drinking. Right. Stephen i come predissipated. You look too healthy to own a gin company. Thats a quarantiney. Stephen tell us about your native canada. Whats going on up there . Do you know about the quarantine and the spread of the coronavirus up there . Yeah, its pretee i mean, theyre suffering from similar issues. This is, obviously, a global pandemic. Its a similar similar issue over there. I talked to subject other day. It was shocking to me because they sort of said that you know, they sort of felt like its pneumonia. Anth said, coros causes pneumonia, and pneumonia is not that big a deal. I can kind of speak to that. I can tell you a tiny little antidote about my father who was a very, very strong guy, a boxer and excop, just, like, a tough, tough man. And just this absolutely sloout inexhaustible wellspring of stories. A lot of them involved idiocy. Someplace them were kind, some of them were compassionate, but a lot were about idiocy. I remember my dad he dragged a stump out of the backyard using a buick, and, of course, the stump won. I remember him using a metal shovel to free an active lawnmower. Thats literally using a shovel. Stephen free an active lawnmower . It had ground down on the lawn and he took a shovel to sort of free this thing. I remember watching him climb into his own septic tank. I saw him use a chainsaw when he suffered from latestage parkinsons disease, and a bunch of other things pouring gas on burning leaves. He punched out my Little League coach. But ill tell you what killed him, pneumonia. Pneumonia is very serious. It can take outlet toughest of us. It got my dad. Coronavirus say serious thing and i see particularly younger people talk about it like its not really their problem. And, my god, its their problem. There are some beloved people who have compromised immune issues. Theres elderly people that are beloved that we love, not just in show business, but in life, too. And weve got to do all we can. So, yeah, scary times. But were going to get through this somehow. Stephen i understand youve also tried to help Service Industry workers, people in bars and restaurants who dont have any work right now, and who always sort of are dependent upon their tips. They have no customers now. You and blake have also helped them. Yeah, blake and i wanted to give back to the bartenders, people in the Service Industry. Theyre actually some of the hardest hit in this crise. So, yeah, aviation gin started a tab, 15 grand in the United States and 10 grant grandin canada. The real thing is 30 of every bottle sold, the proceeds of every bottle, go to the United States bartenders guild, and they are there to help outofwork bartenders. Its an Amazing Organization and huge opportunity to give back. And its something that were extremely extremely proud of. Stephen were you ever in the Service Industry . Were you ever a waiter or bartender . Oh, hell, yes. I worked rat two different restaurants. I worked at a place called the Royal Vancouver Yacht Club growing up in vancouver. Stephen thats very tony, very tony. Its very fancy is what it was. And what a place. I worked at a Grocery Store from midnight to 8 00 a. M. So i did that for almost two years. So i have a huge affinity for those people right now that are stock those shelves and making sure every household has food on the table. Stephen we owe so much to those people right now. Give it up for the Grocery Store workers right now. Massive. Working in the Service Industries and working at a Grocery Store, i think those jobs taught me more about working in hollywood than almost anything ive ever done. Stephen how so . Well, because, you know,no ny wi pwhoou knoou d a wee theyll just clap once you get to set. So i think working those jobs, they taught me a real kind of steadfast accountability. I always sort of felt like if im five minutes early im already 10 minutes late. And im telling you thats half of the good things that have come to me have been about hyperaccountable, and that also creates a kind of and infuses gratitude for the position youre nunderstanding the position youre in. Its a fleeting thing. It doesnt last. So, you know, i those jobs taught me a lot. I mean, were going working at that safeway, working at the bar, working at the yacht club. If youre 15 minutes late, youre fired. So its stephen and everyone should work in the Service Industry at some point. Then you know know how to be nice to people who work in the Service Industry. You really do. Stephen and you learn what its like to do a job where you cannot answer in kind. No stephen people can be incredibly bleep to you, and you go, all right, let me take care of that for you. Yup. Youre just going to smile you know half more than half of your income is coming from tips. So, you know, thats youre beholden, in a certain way, that you just dont find in any other industry. I have such huge respect for people that work in those industries. Im always careful when im around them to make sure they see them and know that theyre appreciated. But, yeah, yeah, crazy times. Stephen ryan, we have to take a little bit of a break. But please dont go anywhere. Well be right back with more of this cocktail. Stick around. Hey, can i. Hold on one second. Sure. Okay. Okay safe drivers save 40 guys guys check it out. Safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 thats safe drivers save 40 . It is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Hes right there. Its him hes here. Hes right here. Hi hi. Hey thats totally him. Its him thats totally the guy. Safe drivers do save 40 . Click or call for a quote today. Safe drivers do save 40 . Wityour money almostes offered feels like its frozen. With capital one, you can open a new savings account in about 5 minutes and earn five times the national average. This is banking reimagined. Whats in your wallet . 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To our over onemillion heroes, in towns across america, i say thank you. Lets be honest. Quitting smoking is hard. Like, quitting every monday hard. Quitting feels so big. So try making it smaller, and youll be surprised at how easily starting small can lead to something big. Start stopping with nicorette. International celebrity and famed gin magnate, Ryan Reynolds. Thanks for sticking around with us. I wanted to ask you a personal question. What do you think of the setup for the show so far . Were flying by the seat of our pants. Going forward, i dont know why any of us need to return to normalcy, other than to prop up a flagging economy and help a whole bunch of people. But, yeah, i think the system looks pretty good there. Stephen thank you. You have your whole family pitching in. Stephen sure. Its a beautiful backdrop. Books that im sure youve actually read. Stephen for the most part. I have a record player ive never used. Stephen ive read this one. Thats my book. Oh, yes you have stephen yeah. Oh, stephen. Stephen what about let me ask you this if you dont mind because youre a professional. I dont know if youre known as a fashion plate. People find you attractive. I dont understand. To each his own. What do you think of the outfit . I wore a suit for the first two nights in the house, and we held an online poll, and 71 of respondents said shino longer wear a suit. What do you think . How casual should i get . This is what is stephen on the weekend . Is this stephen on the would this be the weekend or not even close . Stephen no, a tshirt halter top and shortshorts. Dont do that. I dont think that you want to look like i think you want to look like you care. I like that youve got a nice stephen nice casual. Checked shirt there and Beautiful Navy blue blazer. I think youre doing just fine. Youre probably going full winnie the pooh underneath that. Stephen 100 . 100 . Just a cod piece. Just a rhinestone cod piece. Stephen which doubles as a mask in a crise. Im only im only wearing bab powder under here. So, hey. Stephen fantastic. As a young actor, when they would say, other show up. Its two elect. Its at this casting agency. Nice casual. What did that mean to you . Oh, man. I remember the first time i ever my first audition i ever had was for a garbage bag commercial starring eddie shack. You probably dont know hes a famous hockey player. Stephen oh, sure, eddie shack. Oh, yeah stephen the stick and the thing, and it goes yeah, this is thirdodd years ago, so i dont know if old eddie is around anymore. They had the same sort of thing, just dress nice casual. I dont know what that meant. But i showed up wearing this thin leather tie that had piano keys on it. Stephen wow. Im pretty sure i looked like anydecade paul schaeffer, and thats what i wore. Stephen or an extra from fast times at ridgemont high. Exactly. Or anyone in the crew of saved by the bell. Stephen oh i auditioned for saved by the bell. No. Stephen that was my first professional audition. Really. Stephen 1986. They came to chicago. Ifts a student at northwestern university, and i dont know, somebody had seen me do something. Somebody scouted me at school. I got called down to a casting agent on mirk began avenue in chicago. I called in and they handed me the thing and i was auditioning for the part was the characters name screech . No stephen i auditioned for screech . Is this true. Dustin diamond ended up getting the role of screech . Stephen yes, i auditioned for this part of screech. And let me tell you how big i was. Imagine how that character ended up in broadcast. I did my audition, and they said to me, uhm, theres a term youre going to want to need to know about as a professional. Its called over the top. You just went over the top. Dont dont do that anymore. And then i saw the subtle. I saw the subtle interplay of status, dynamics that Dustin Diamond brought to that part. And i thought screech was not a nuanced role. Screech was not anything it was not the my left foot role you thought it would be. Stephen i have to let you go, obviously. Legally, im required to let you go. Whats your background there . You look like youre im in this theres deadpool, little deadpool. Stephen how is he . How is he handling the coronavirus epidemic . Hes doing okay. You know, this is a room they managed to cordon off for this particular interview, which is really nice. Its nice to be alone once in a while forever. So this is really this has been really i mean, my motherinlaw this morning did yoga, but in the kitchen. And i tell you, i discovered about 18 new facial expressions. Stephen uhhuh. Yoga . It got hot. Stephen just caulk up the doors and put the oven on broil. Shes in excellent shape for a woman of advancing years. Shes 73, breakdancing moves. Its not actual yoga, but it is pretty wild. Stephen while ive got you. Can we do a selfie before you . Yeah, ready. Ths. Stephen ryan, thank you so much for being here. Stay safe. Youre not getting away that easy. Im doing one, too. Stephen oh, okay. I got it. There we go. Stephen there you go. Perfect. Stephen thank you so much for what you and blake are doing for not only the people who are food insecure right now in the United States and canada, but for the Service Industry workers. And thank you so much for being here. And please stay safe and give our best to your lovely family and your motherinlaw. And tell her ill be over for yoga in the morning. Thank you, stephen. Best to your family. Stay safe and healthy and thank for having me on. Stephen peace. Stephen thanks, goodbye. Stephen check out our twitter for more information on aviation gin and mint mobile. Ryan reynolds, everybody. Well be right back. Hey remind me to call petsmart for ralphies grooming appointment. 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Suddenly i wanna live more than i ever did im never gonna be the same when god whispered your name i can see the sunshine for the first time in a while girl, its like ive been baptized by the warmth of your smile, mmm well, call it fate or faith or call it crazy either way its amazin, amazin grace when god whispered your name thats when everything changed love came out of the rain talk about being saved well, suddenly i wanna live more than i ever did im never gonna be the same when god whispered your name its just what i needed to hear, baby it couldnt have been more loud and clear when god whispered your name thats when everything changed love came out of the rain out of the rain and talk about being saved oh, suddenly i wanna live more than i ever did im never gonna be the same when god whispered your name, oh, yeah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah, baby hallelujah i can see the sunlight shining through your pretty eyes, baby cheers and applause Stephen Gayle king hosts the a. C. M. Presents our country, sunday april 5 on cbs. Late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guest will be alicia keys. Wash your hands good night and enjoy some music from our own jon batiste. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late late show al reggie ladies and gentlemen,