Plus stephen welcomes Matthew Mcconaughey and mew cal guest sam hunt, featuring jon batiste d stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance its Stephen Colbert stephen two times. Hey, everybody that actually hurt a little. Keeps you awake. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Peter is in college so hes taking classes now. His younger brother john is sitting in. Do you remember if i tell the people youre here . John, good luck, no pressure, i hope everyone had a nice easter. I did. With my family. We raked our inlaws yard, while they watched from the porch, then my 91yearold fatherinlaw mowed it. He can do a five minute plank. At 91. I dont know what my wife sees in me. Of course, all of the celebrations had to change this year. The pope livestreamed mass from an empty st. Peters, and jesus was not allowed to leave the tomb on the orders of andrew cuomo. Its tough love, governor. I feel for the pope. He and i are kind of in the same business. We stand in front of big crowds and make them feel better. Ive been doing my show without an audience for a month now. Wow. A month. Time really flies by when youre not allowed to fly. Or walk. The United States has passed every other country in terms of coronavirus fatalities. The new york times, the washington post, the npr, the huffpo there was even a brutal takedown from dog fancy. Trumps ruff response to coronavirus. He waited too long to paws the economy. I will pause for the thunderous laughter coming from your living rooms. Its clear that trump is in over his head, and im not the only one who feels that way. So does donald trump. At the beginning of the spread, of the coronavirus, reportedly trump seemed shellshocked and deflated. One associate described him as subdued and baffled by how the crisis had played out. And for weeks, he did nothing even though axios counted ten times trump and his administration were warned about coronavirus. Not to mention cnn sounding the alarm. 24 hours a day. Its the classic childrens story. The boy who ignored wolf. Trumps mishandling of the crisis was confirmed yesterday by immunologist anthony fauci, seen here attempting to be mildly spooky. Fauci was on cnns state of the tapper, and jake asked him about trumps reluctance to shut the country down when he was first warned. Heres what fauci said you know, jake, as i have said many times, we look at it from a pure health standpoint. We make a recommendation. Often, the recommendation is taken. Sometimes its not. But we it is what it is. We are where we are right now. Stephen that is admirable restraint. You can tell fauci knows the serenity prayer. God, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to know that trump is a disaster. Then fauci admitted that swift action would have saved lives, and he knew who to blame. If we had right from the very beginning shut everything down, it might have been a little bit different, but there was a lot of pushback about shutting things down back then. Stephen okay, not saying who, but sure seems like hes just avoiding pointing fingers. as fauci i dont want to name any names, because his name is donald trump. But trump clearly knew who he was talking about, because last night he retweeted the hashtag fire fauci. Hes going to fire anthony fauci. The only guy in the room who knows what the hells talking about. This is how it always happens he retweets someone saying he should fire somebody, as if he doesnt have the power to do that. Then his staff denies it, then he fires them anyway, and replaces them with a guest he saw on fox news. So get ready for new director of allergy and Infectious Disease kid rock. Trump has also complained to confidantes that hes made fauci a star. Oh, sure ats you go into Infectious Diseases to be a star. You can read all about the most glamorous epidemiologists in us weekly. But heres the worst during a Task Force Meeting last month, trump asked fauci, why dont we let this wash over the country . To which a stunned fauci responded, mr. President , many people would die. Okay, first instinct was maybe let them die, sounds monstrous, but trump was just following the advice of secretary of commerce thanos. Some people say that trump values the economy over human life to help his reelection, but im sure hes not just thinking about himself. Remember all of his buildings are branded other people. Right now, trump is talking about ending the stay at home order for the country as early as may 1, to which i say, mayday. He says hes not sure, so on friday, a reporter asked trump about how he was going to make this decision. Can you say, sir, what metrics you will use to make that decision . The metrics right here. Thats my metrics. Stephen oh, no. His metrics. Really . Those are the same metrics that say losing the popular vote is a landslide, this is the largest inauguration crowd in history, and this is 239 pounds. Trump is aware that this is a tough call. At the end, i got to make a decision. Ive got to make the biggest decision of my life. This is, by far, the biggest decision of my life. Without question, its the biggest decision ive ever had to make. Im going to have to make a decision, and i only hope to god that its the right decision. Stephen that doesnt inspire a lot of confidence. Thats like hearing your surgeon say as doctor i know i have to replace one of your hearts. I only hope to god that its the right one. Bite on this stick. Now, medical experts like dr. Fauci say that social distancing is helping and that we have to keep doing it because ending it may cause a spike in cases, but trump was philosophical. I just want to say that, you know, you talked about, couldnt it lead to death, meaning, if you open up, it could lead to death. And youre right. But you know what . Staying at home leads to death also. Stephen he makes a good point. It kind of reminds me of my favorite robert frost poem. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and they both led to death. Whats the point . Im dead already. Me, robert frost. Dead. Heres the thing reopening the country is not up to trump because from the beginning trump has left all the hard decisions on fighting coronavirus to the individual states. Even on friday, he was boasting about his buckpassing i like to allow governors to make decisions without overruling them, because from a constitutional standpoint, thats the way it should be done. If i disagreed, i would overrule a governor, and i have that right to do it. But id rather have them you can call it federalist, you can call it the constitution, but i call it the constitution. Stephen as trump you can call it federalist, you can call it the constitution. I call it convenient excuse for making someone else do my job. Next question, you. Right now, a lot of governors are coordinating when to lift quarantines, but trump wants to be the only hero who opens things up. Today he tweeted, for the purpose of creating conflict and confusion, some in the Fake News Media are saying that it is the governors decision to open up the states. Let it be fully understood that this is incorrect dot, dot dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, it is the decision of the president. No, sorry. Reopening the country is not up to you, because you didnt have the balls to shut the country down. You were the one who said you were just a cheerleader you put yourself on the sidelines. Cheerleaders dont get a super bowl trophy. In fact, they barely get paid. Theyre just supposed to look good and spell words right. And you cant do either there is some hopeful news out there baseball is back Americas National pastime held its first game of 2020 in. Taiwan taiwan has done a good job limiting the spread of coronavirus, and yesterday, their Baseball League had its opening day, a huge match up between the chinatrust brothers and the unipresident 711 lions. I love those names. I cant believe how far america has fallen behind in corporate sponsorship. Im hereby renaming the mets, the bob hearts abishola, mondays on cbs panthers. Lets check out some highlights from this new socialdistanced sports world heres the pitch and he belts it into the upper deck, and the crowd is gone theres no crowd. But the stands arent totally empty. Because one Taiwanese Team the rakuten monkeys has figured out a workaround drumming fake fans and a robot cheering section. Nice of daft punk to pitch in. But what matters is baseballs back, and nothing says a day at the ballpark like the martial drumbeat of the robots who are ready to replace us. Take me out to the ballgame use my plasma as fuel strap me into a nutrient pod ill prostrate myself to our new metal god and its beep beep blorp for the home team with cold, mechanical brains well cheer one, one zero oneoneone unless it rains ill hold for your applause. The coronavirus is still finding new ways to impact our lives. And the latest is that there wont be new emojis in 2021 due to coronavirus. Thats terrible. I want to respond with the emoji that expresses the grief that there are no new emojis, but theyre not releasing it. So until we get a new batch, well just have to use existing emjois to express what were going through right now. For example, if someone texts you a kid followed by a house, crying, fire, and then a tv, that means homeschooling. If someone sends you a peach and an eggplant, thats no longer sexual. They just really miss fresh produce. And if someone sends you a pile of poo followed a waving hand that means i have run out of toilet paper. And dignity. The best news out there is that social distancing is working. Those of you staying home are heroes. And not all heroes wear pants. But sometimes, they wear shirts. Which is why last week i announced these new united we stand, divided shirts at colbertlateshow. Com unitedwestand, to celebrate our collective action through individual inaction. 100 of the proceeds from these shirts go to world central kitchen, where our friend jose andres is helping put food on the table for hundreds of thousands of families who are out of work. And also to givedirectly, which distributes cash to where it can do the most good our nations poorest households. And im proud to say that, thanks to you, we have raised over 77,000 which brings our total to over 225,000. And all that money is going to help people, once we spray it with disinfectant. If you havent gotten your shirt yet, head to this address and order one today. Weve got a show for you tonight. Im going to be talking to Matthew Mcconaughey. 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Calling the whole gang is even better with galaxy 5g. Wait a minute, are you bored . Obviously imagine a future where the best seats in the house are in your hand. With galaxy 5g yelling its like being there. Without being there. Step by step, were going to figure this out. Were gonna find a way through this. Were working really, really hard in hospitals, our nurses, our techs, all the docs. Its about staggering when people get sick so that the hospitals can cope. Were gonna go through an awful lot of these. All across puget sound, people have been stepping up and donating personal protective equipment. We stay at work. For you. You stay at home for us. Just know were all with you. Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you doctors nurses. Stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. Lets take a minute right now to say hi to our good friend jon batiste. Jon, you there . Hey, im over here. How you doing . Stephen well. Good to see ya. Jon house of your easter . Stephen easter was beautiful. We went to church in my pajamas and evie and i had a cup of coffee and the dog and we went to mass right there looking at the computer screen. Thats the only thing we were missing. Jon yes, indeed. Stephen i am going to really get used to going to church in my pajamas with a cup of coffee. Man, its very comfortable. Stephen you usually have to wait till afterwards to get the coffee and the donuts. Jon i feel that. I was doing the same thing. Im just thankful for technology that we can have all these people come together zoom. We had a big dinner on zoom, and everybody was in their little square, it was amazing. Stephen thats nice. Hows your mom and dad . Jon great. Theyre doing good. Its kind of had hard being inside, you know, everybodys getting stir crazy, just want to get out and do something. Stephen well, would you mind playing a Little Something to calm us down . Oh, yeah, yeah. I got something up my sleeve. Lets see, calm for a rainy day. Ph jon batiste, everybody. Stay safe. Jon yes, indeed. See you, stay safe. Stephen folks, my guest tonight is a smoothtalkin car salesman. You also might know him from dazed and confused, true detective, and his oscarwinning role in dallas buyers club. Please welcome, Matthew Mcconaughey theres the man how are you, matthew . Were down here in austin, got mom here, the three kids, staying on the property, cooking a lot, cleaning a lot, doing the deal. Stephen thank you so much for being here, i likely appreciate it. This is the strangest kind of interviewing ive ever done. Im getting more used to it, though. All the meetings fhe p e gemik this i mean, its not as awkward as i thought it would be. Stephen no, no. Thank you for unmuting for this meeting, by the way. That would make this a lot easier. laughter you have been release ago lot of p. S. A. S on social media about coronavirus. How did that start . Jon well, three weeks ago, you know, i was in shock like everybody else, so it was, like, what is the message that needs to be out there . And i thou was, like, first message needed to be, hey, be cool, everybody. Were going to get through this, a little bit of reassurance in this time when we need to stabilize and wonder what the heck was going on. Then a couple of weeks ago, seemed like the obvious message that we needed to spread and share was stay home. So put one out about stay at home. Worked with a local friend of mine, roy spence, we worked on one and puppet it out about stay at home. Now we have a new factoid i believe Everyone Needs to follow up on about wearing a mask and covering your face if you have to leave. Stephen i think weve got a copy. You sent this on, did ya . Is this the new one . Stephen jim, lets roll this if we have it. Yeah, i met this guy in my backyard, man. Showed up and said you need to put me on the p. S. A. , share myself and my wisdom with the world, he said. Im Bounty HunterBobby Bandito but you can call me bobby d. I say its high time we catch this killer because we got more livin to. Do heres how lay down your favorite bandana, unfold it like so, get your trustd coffee filter you add on the. Go get you two rubber barntiondz roll them on, fold them over and youre good to go. Remember, stay at home, but if you got to go, strap it on like so. Now, im challenging all you triple bs out there, its time for us to band together and see who can make the most bad assed b bandana so we can beat the corona v bobby b style stephen tell me about this Bobby Bandito guy. He seems like a shady character. Bobby b . Yao got to be a ban disto ditto beat a bandit, you got to be a shady guy to beat the corona v. I saw this guy on my property. I said who are you, he said bobby b. Never saw him coming. Hes a Bounty Hunter and out to catch the corona v, reminding everybody to put a mask on if you have to leave home. Stephen can you teach me how to do it . First, you need your bandana. Hopefully its bad as. Stephen i dont know about bad as. What have i got here . Oh, yeah, thats bad as. Unfold that baby. Yeah, put it over into a stephen like this . Yeah. Go corner to corr, me i a d ipnd up littlego. Bit. You got a coffee filter, vacuum bag . Stephen i got one of these. Slide one of those in there, flatten it out. Stephen why am i putting a coffee filter in my bandana . There you go. Just a cotton from a bandana is not enough to keep the covid or corona v out if youre wearing it. But not much light comes through, thats good, because it will keep more of the germs out and in. So slide it in there. Put it under the fold a little bit. Got two rubber bands . Two hair ties from my wife and daughter. Stephen wife and daughter. Put your life on the left side, roll it down, roll it down, uhhuh, uhhuh. Stephen daughtee. Daughter on the right side. Roll it down. Then flip those ends to tin side, meaning where you holding stephen got it. Got it, got it, got it, got it . Stephen yeah. Now, youre good to go so strap it on like this. Oh, jeez, look at this. Look at this. You got to get it over the ear. Get it over the other ear okay. Yeah. Bobby b style. Stephen there you go i got a bad ear, though you have to get it over the other ear. Stephen i only got one ear that works. Look at this one right here. This one just flips over. A little flimsy. But if you get it tucked over that, bingo. Get it tucked over both ears, youre set. Stephen im all set. There. If you have two ears thatll work. Ill just have to staple gun it to my head. Or walk around like this with one hand pinned up to the side of your head. Stephen now, last thursday, is this you and youri . There are some that are gettable. Camilla, my wife we wanted on and did research for about 72 hours straight and found a lady in baton rouge, louisiana, with be strong who had a lot of masks, different ones for different purposes. So she went down and purchased 80,000, worked some funds up around here locally, and then the front senthem tofefers on din hospilsro louisiaor the nuer ofised ganizations thate ge stkpiles of masks theyre discovering . I have been so surprised, the number of people who have masks out there. I didnt realize stockpiling masks is the thing to do. I dont know if they were stockpiling or just forgot they had them. I dont think there was a time we thought we would need these masks. Just like the gloves. I dont know, maybe they were in the back stock room where nobody was using them. Im not sure. I dont think anyone premeditated this coming, but whoevers got them, get them out and share them. Stephen matthew, we have to take a break. Stick around. Folks, dont go anywhere. Back with more mr. 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And we are monitoring our system 24 7 to ensure that we have a fast reliable network, keep the customers connected, and making sure people are staying safe. And were still on the road. Solving Critical Issues as they arise. Go to xfinity. Com prepare. Thank you. Stephen hey, everybody were back with Bobby Bandito himself, mr. Matthew mcconaughey. A lot of people accused me of planning ahead for this crisis by having a twitter handle stephen at home. But its totally kismet. I want to ask you about your life philosophy, just keep living. Yeah. Stephen that set you up for this moment in a big way. What are you doing with just keep livin now. Just keep livin came to me aafter my father moved on in 1993. That keeps his spirit alive in me. I cant find anything it doesnt apply to. Now its quite literal. One of the things were doing with our foundation, there are a lot of kids depending on a breakfast and a lunch at the schools they went to, that they couldnt pay for them without getting them from the school. Were getting those meals to the kids and families who are no longer in school. Were getting them laptops and Internet Access so they can learn even though theyre not in school. Thats what were working on heavily. That work isnt going to end. Theres plenty more to do. Another thing were doing is giving back to the hospitality industry, the bartenders, the waitresses, the people who work at the hotels that were probably working today to pay their rent this month. So working through at nonprofit called another round, another rally, which gives emergency funds to the people at work now. Ive got to give a call to my friends who make wild turkey, and this beautiful juice called long branch im sipping now. Do you have some in the backart, another rally. Thats helping fund these people that are working every day. Like i said, bartenders, waitresses, hotel help that dont have a job now and need to pay the rent. Stephen did you ever wait or bartender . Mmhmm. Waited and ba bartended. I worked at catfish station in austin on sixth street. I was the only male and only white person working in the place, jazz and blues until 2 30 a. M. Every night. Stephen were you a good wait center. Not as good as the queen waitress tammy. I tried to beat her in tips every night, and after 144 nights, i got as close as four bucks from her. Stephen everybody should be in the Service Industry because you learn, well, how the do a job, how not to answer in kind if somebody is rude to you, just take care of the customer, and then you know how to be nice to people when youre the customer. Arent we all learning it a little bit right now . Stephen i hope so. Look around the house, im doing a lot more serving. I know my kids are doing a lot more serving and cleaning up, too. A lot more cooking. Stephen im doing a lot more serving. Yes, sir. Yeah, it is a great job to have. Ive always loved people and cultures and, you know, when i waited tables for two and a half years, that kept 45 cash in my back pockets, i could go on a date on the weekend or maybe play a round of golf in there, put super unleaded in the tank instead of regular when i was feeling big time. Stephen totally off subject, but why would i want super unleaded than regular unleaded. Isnt that just sort of a scam . No, when you press the gas, its cleaner fue its direct velocity on your ignition. You go faster quicker. But theres no pause, theres no air bubbles in the pockets when its fired, when youre getting super unleaded. No, higher octane is better. Stephen okay, all right. Youre not representing a gas company right now are you . Because you just sold me. laughter when you put that in your lincoln, you want the super unleaded . When you put that in your lincoln have you heard the navigator in yeah, got one of those, put some super unleaded in your navigator and it will go faster quicker. Stephen as far as i can tell by the lincoln ad, you play pool and then leave the Party Without saying anything. Isnt that rude . Its just a drop the mic moment. Stephen one ball, good night then i tell everyone, theyre, like, did you make that shot . I said, yeah. How many times did it take what do you mean . Once, make it walk bye stephen what do you think people need mexico, Matthew Mcconaughey . People are nervous, anxious, what can we do to make people feel better . Part of the job. If people stay at home, and wear our masks, now the word home, how to keep from going stir crazy. I think instead of a hot line, we need a cool line in these hot times. Someplace you can call and say, oooh, im a little edgy, you know, the kids are getting on my nervous, whatever. A cool line, a soothing voice to say, be cool, this will be over. And i think that reminder is one other thing, weve got to keep reminding people, this is going to pass. Its asking for more endurance than ever asked for, so be cool, do what you can, help somebody out if you can, because when we get out at the other side, let back i handled this as best i could, i was as cool as i could be at that time because we will get out of it, remember that. Stephen when this is all over, well remember how we treated each other. Absolutely, being forced to. I think the up side of this, the Silver Lining is were going to come out this treating each other better than we have in the last i dont know how many years. Weve got a common denominator here. No matter how high anyone must fly, economically or some level weve all been brought to a level where we are birds flying at the same height. No one is immune from this coronavirus. Stephen this is like the aliens have landed on the planet and we have to bond together. The scifi picture has come to life. Its not fiction anymore. Yeah, so lets do this and get them out the other side and look back and say, im a better man, woman, person for that time. Stephen by the way, when is the right time to pour yourself a cocktail . Is there a time thats too early . Is there a time thats too late . When is the right time to have a little cocktail, because people are in, theyre having maybe a little bit more than normal. Whens the right time, matthew . The right time to pour yourself a cocktail is it ever too early to pour yourself is a cocktail . Well, the right time to do it is before its too late. Oh, yeah. Stephen folks, we have to take another quick break, but when we come back, we will find out how Matthew Mcconaughey ended up calling the bingo numbers at a Senior Center. 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Professor of practice. Stephen professor of practice. Yeah. Because about ten years ago, it hit me that the class i wish i would have been taught when i was in film school was a class that sort of gave me the Science Behind the magic of film making. So the class i created is called from script to screen. I remember after being an actor in the industry for 15 years, i e is sifnt than theinpicture you ten months ago. It goes through so many changes along the way, so i wanted to create a class that took students through the beginning, the first script, the initial script through the final product that you see on screen, and the class is about the changesrologt goes through before it gets to screen and how different it is from the original script. So, again, you put the Science Behind the magic of moviemaking, you let students understand that, hey, theres many ways to skin a cat. You let students understand that, etch though this initial script is exactly what i may think i want, you have to be open to inspiration along the way, open to creating along the way, open to hearing great ideas from others other than yourself along the way and let the Creative Process happen while keeping your eye on the original script. So the class iabout Film Production and Television Production but called script to screen and they entitled me professor of practice because im teaching the practical side of stouffer telling. Stephen are you teaching classes over zoom right now . Yeah, were doing it over zoom. Stephen hows it working out . Again, like we started off, not as awkward as i thought. We had 35 students on the screen. We had questions, we had a twohour class. The class went longer than it did if i would have been there. Stephen is that too i early to have a cocktail or do you wait for class to be over . As long as its not too late. Stephen whats your zoom etiquette . Any dos or donts . Zoom etiquette. Im learning about this a little bit because i was on a zoom Conference Call the other day, and one of my friends in particular looked just sensational, was uplit, he looked like a czar. I was, like, and i txted him isg ovhe d he wc, oh, its nothing. I finally got him to say, oh, hes got a high deaf thing, hes uplit from the bottom, hes got a backdrop. I was, like, okay, you were very considerate about how you look. So ive learned a few things. Face a window inskid of having it behind you. But you can get away with a lot of things, like are you wearing pants, am i wearing pants . Stephen legally, yo i dont have to tell you. You dont have to tell me nothing. laughter heres a tip, remember the audio. Remember what the audio in the rooms around you. Not just video because there can be funny things that intrude audiowise from the next room as well. Stephen i have a dog that rnithointo the show without any sen its just shocking, sometimesay airs them out. Come on, daddy, reach over and give me a tickle, come on. laughter stephen last week you called out the numbers for a bingo game at a Senior Center and that made a big splash. How did that come about . Why did you end up being the guy calling out the bingo numbers at a Senior Center, Matthew Mcconaughey . Another thing on my resume. Well, this Senior Center were fans of min reout, i don knowa month and a half ago for me to come in live and do bingo. I was busy and wasnt able to do it at the time but had it on my calendar and tried to pull it off. All of a sudden, this happened. I said lets see if they still play bingo. I said well zoom in and be the bingo callers. It was a hoot of a dime. We had such a good time and they are so doggone happy. Well probably be doing it again. Stephen Matthew Mcconaughey, thank you so much for being here. Youre a good man and thank you for helping homepeople and stopping by to keep us company tonight. Cheers. 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That will settle my brain its my first one today i saw your sister at work i saw your mama at church im pretty sure i saw your car at the mall i see your face in the clouds i smell your perfume in crowds i swear your numbers all my phone wants to call its ffr you its almost like you dont want me to youve got a cold heart and the cold hard truth f that you showed up tonight in that dress just to mess with my head so much for so long out of sight, out of mind girl youre looking so good its driving me out of mine aw, youre breaking my heart baby, youre playing hard to forget told me to leave all your things out on the porch on the swing youd come and grab them by the end of the week its just some jeans and a shirt but its a whole lot of hurt i think i know why youve been dragging your feet aint it funny how i cant seem to get away from you its almost like you dont want me to youve got a cold heart and the cold hard truth i got a bottle of whiskey but i got no proof that you showed up tonight in that dress just to mess with my head so much for so long out of sight, out of mind girl youre looking so good its driving me out of mine aw, youre breaking my heart baby, youre playing hard to forget there stands the glass that, that will ease all my pain that, that will settle my brain its, its my first one today youve got a cold heart and the cold hard truth i got a bottle of whiskey but i got no proof that you showed up tonight in that dress just to mess with my head so much for so long out of sight, out of mind girl youre looking so good its driving me out of mine aw, youre breaking my heart baby, youre playing hard to forget aw honey, im falling apart youre playing hard to forget stephen sam hunt, everybody. Well be right stephen thats it for a late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be Cate Blanchett and dr. Jonathan lapook. Good night. Wash your hands now, enjoy some music from our own jon batiste. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by cbs the late late show, oh, oh the late late show, ooh oh, oh its the late late show welcome to the late, late ,