And paper retirement. These have been some of the greatest days of my life. Now i go on to bigger things partial ownership of the local pontiac dealer. Stop by a4 auto for great deals on new and used pontiacs. Paper sports still more exciting than baseball announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight mall victories. Pus, stephen welcomes senator Amy Klobuchar and mayor pete buttigieg. And musical guest haim. Featuring jon batiste and stay and now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen no, im not doing it without you. I wont do it without you. Okay stephen hey and welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And i am happy to say today im joined, as my stage manager and cameraman and sound person, my lovely wife, evie. Evie, wont you just join us . Thank you very much hello. laughs stephen there you go we just got a mature rating. And it makes me happy to have my wife here, and i need something to make me happy, and im sure you do, too. Because yesterday, we as a nation hit a terrie mione in the pandemic, because the United States just passed one million coronavirus cases. Though some disease researchers have estimated that the true number of infections may be about ten times the known number. Thats not exactly comforting, some disease researchers you never hear a mom telling her kid, i know youre scared of the monster under your bed, but actually, there could be ten monsters under your bed but theres no way to know, because theyre invisible. Good night even more tragically, the number of u. S. Coronavirus fatalities is now greater than u. S. Losses in the vietnam war. And just like in the vietnam war, donald trump is awol. Thats how you spell ahole, right . Yes. Stephen okay. So, america has over one million coronavirus cases, and more fatalities than vietnam. Theres no getting around it, its a solemn day for everyone except president ial soninlaw, and man watching you enjoy that lollipop, jared kushner. Heres what jared said this morning on the fox and the friends. I think that we have achieved all the different milestones that are needed. So the government, the federal government rose to the challenge, and this is a Great Success story. And i think that thats really, enteph j yes, its a great story. More people dying under this administration in 100 days than died in 20 years of the vietnam war. Thats a story that needs to be told. Perhaps in the blockbuster movie preventable apocalypse now. And im being told we have a clip. The success. The success. Stephen the president was asked about those infection numbers yesterday. Well, it will go down to zero, ultimately. Stephen okay, sure. Technically, in time, we allzer, which is t ultimrg. Trump has been criticized for the lack of testing, but he doesnt see the problem. We are doing more testing than any other country in the world, by far. So, were going to show more cases, because we are doing much, much more testing, double anybody else. Somebody said if you add everybody else combined, that would be a number. Stephen hes right. That would be a number. Tomorrow, hes going to do colors and shapes. Plus, it may be a number, but dont believe trump. That number is not one. Because when it comes to percapita testing, the United States is below the world average, and about the same as belarus. Now, if you dont know, belarus was formerly part of the soviet union, and currently a country you dont want to be about the same as. Now, this press conference was supposed to be about everything he was doing to help Small Businesses, and trump hit them with some philosophy. Small business. It is actually a very big business, when you think about it. Stephen as trump small is actually very big. At least thats what i paid stormy to say. The white house is having to do some cleanup after mike pence visited the mayo clinic yesterday and wouldnt wear a mask. Finally, a medical explanation for why seeing mike pences face makes you feel ill. And it explains why his secret Service Agent was wearing this one. Pence was asked about his disregard for the rules, and he said this since i i dont have the coronavirus, i thought it would be a Good Opportunity for me to be here, to be able to speak to these researchers, these incredible healthcare personnel, and look them in the eye and say thank you. Stephen you can still look them in the eye with a mask its not a blindfold. Also, i dont have coronavirus isnt an excuse for not protecting other people. Its like a guy saying, i dont need to wear a condom. I want to look you in the eye and say thank you. That was polite. No . You dont like that one . Too bad. By the way, for mike pence, looking you in the eye is second base. Pence pointed out that hes pretty sure hes not contagious. Im tested for the coronavirus on a regular basis, and everyone who is around me is tested for the coronavirus. Stephen none of us can get a test, and youre out there bragging about how often youre tested . Thats like Mother Teresa visiting the hungry while scarfing a hoagie. The reason we have to wear masks is the virus is still out there, and we have to be wary of when to gather in public spaces, which were about to do a lot more of, because the biggest mall operator in the United States plans to reopen 49 of them. No bad mall thats not a good idea. We must keep social distancing from auntie anne. Shes very old. And so are the pretzels. The malls are making special safety announcements, and food Court Seating will be spaced to encourage social distancing, and reusable trays will be banished. Thats right. Banished. Hear ye, hear ye, his noble highness burger king hereby banishes from the realm all reusable trays. And for failing to bear him a son, her majesty, the dairy queen, shall be beheaded with a plastic spork as a further precaution, in restrooms, every other sink and urinal will be taped off. Well, thats at least good news for one company ralphs sink and urinal tape. Its boom time, baby in your face, johnnys big garbage bag you put over the whole toilet with these malls opening up, its an exciting opportunity for stores that cater to social isolation, like forever 21 feet apart, and gamestop. There was a really inspiring message today from new york governor and man watching Stephen Miller swallow a mouse, andrew cuomo. Aring way the. And,s and craftse involved. I want to show you a selfportrait that was done by american people. This is a selfportrait of america. Okay . Thats a selfportrait of america. And you know what it spells . It spells love. Weve received thousands of masks from all across america, unsolicited, in the mail. Homemade, creative, personal, with beautiful notes, from all across the country. Literally. Just saying, thinking about you, we care, we love you, we want to help. Stephen that is beautiful. But you know what i bet those notes didnt say . Why dont you staplegun these masks to a wall . Again, it is a beautiful it is a lovely gesture. God bless everyone who did this. But were going through a pandemic. Im not sure the best use of medical equipment is making a collage. Thats like a food bank saying, thanks for your donation this can of beans will be a great addition to our bean can wall if you look closely, it spells bean. evie laughs offscreen now you werent sure where that joke was going, did you . Youre not sure, like, was this going to be worth the trip . Totally worth the trip. I dont know if it was. Stephen totally worth the trip. There is some good covid news out there. Researchers at Oxford University have developed a vaccine thats effective in monkeys. Oh, those lucky monkeys, always getting the first injections while the rest of us are cooped up at home, these monkeys are Walking Around resuming their normal lives, like sports, cat washing, and writing my show. Researchers inoculated six monkeys with their vaccine. These animals were then exposed to heavy quantities of the virus, i assume by going bowling in georgia. But heres the good news more than 28 days later, all six were healthy. This is important, because according to the researcher whos macaque is pretty much the closest thing we have to humans. Well, any drunk, lonely zookeeper could have told you that. Oxfords scientists had already been working on a vaccine for a different strain of coronavirus, so if this vaccine proves safe and effective, the first few million doses could be available by september. Yes just in time to go out and rake the fall leaves. And then use them as toilet paper, because im definitely going to run out by then. This vaccine presents one ethical dilemma. See, scientists cant expose test subjects to a dangerous virus on purpose, leading one researcher to say, were the only people in the country who want the number of new infections to stay up for another few weeks, so we can test our vaccine. Really, youre the only people . Have you met Vice President disease vector . Coronavirus is impacting every aspect of our lives. And now its come for our most precious resource, award shows. Because the academy of Motion Picture arts and sciences has announced that, due to the nationwide lockdown, the 2021 oscars will consider films that didnt play in theaters. Okay, well, this is huge news for all 412 hallmark christmas movies like the christmas santa, a santa for christmas, all i want for christmas is you, santa, and twas the night after christmas. Its mostly about breaking down that th change isnt pnethe temporary rules are str because to be considered, the streamed film must have already had a planned theatrical release. And, lik films must be about a white person solving racism. Ive got to say, i agree with the academy here in fact, i think they should go further. Because you know what movies released straight to streaming are . Tv ipso tuxedo, i should be eligible for an oscar my show is exactly like a movie theres a soundtrack, theres big stars, and no time to go sneak off to the bathroom. I usually just go during meanwhile. Weve got a show for you tonight. And its a good show. My guests are senator Amy Klobuchar and mayor pete buttigieg. But when we return, sex. What . Why are you laughing when i said, sex . Why does the idea of sex and me make you laugh . Stop it stephen stop . Okay. I should stop. My skin gets so tired. This new olay serum feels so dewy, and hydrated. Gives my skin an extra boost of life. 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Stephen we can see you. I think i need to be fired. Stephen youre not going anywhere. I cant do this. Stephen youre not going anywhere its really hard. Stephen it is hard, isnt it . Its really hard. Stephen bye. All right, well, weve got to go, but lets hit it, jon. What have you got . Jon some duke for his birthday. Stephen jon batiste, everybody mass social isolation is causing ing and unexpected stuff. For instance, having to walk around in a face mask has truly brought home for me just how terrible my breath is. Can you get brain damage from your own chili burps . Stop it. Braude its like being locked in a trunk with roadkill. Come on, its shocking another unexpected effect from the pandemic. Apparently, selfisolation is making people horny. So, if youre feeling a little hot under the collar, it might not be a fever. Either way, stay away from your grandma. evie laughing offscreen researchers have offered potential explanations for increasing libidos, including, more leisure time, fewer outlets for socializing, and that the fear of death can prompt more sexual desire as a coping mechanism. Thats a bit morbid, but it does explain the directors cut of the ring. Ive been really trying baby stephen but i believe that despite this, sex isnt the thing that people are really hot for. And i am here to help. Hey, there. Lying awake at night . If youve seen the news, yes. Youre aching for something forbidden, longing for behavior footage of exactly what you crave basic human interaction. Highfives. Handshakes firm handshakes. Were talking hugs. They just met. Weve also got footage of meetings with coworkers that go on and on and on. People waiting in line at the bank sharing that dirty little pen on that dirty little chain. They dont know where its been. 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Helping riders focus on the road ahead. Stephen welcome back, everybody. Sitting down with me tonight are two midwesterners who ran tough primary campaigns. Please welcome senator Amy Klobuchar, and mayor pete buttigieg. Senator, mayor, thanks so much for being here. Good to be with you. Thanks for having us. Great. Stephen so, how is the Campaign Going . I kind of lost track of it after a while. Now that ive been in quarantine who won ohio . I forget. Oh, i think joe biden just did that, but if you noticed, we arent running anymore. Stephen no . Okay, well, everybody. Everybody is stuck at home. How are you handling it . Be. You know, its as good as can it a terrible situation the country and everybody is having to adapt. But all this after a year of almost never being at home, finding all the all the chores left to be done, making the most of time with chasten. By the end of the campaign, we would celebrate if the schedule said wed be in the same Hotel Room Two nights in a row. So its a big mental shift to go back to being in the same place all the time, but in some ways, healthier than the campaign was. Stephen now that youre all at home with your families, is everybody getting on each others nerves or is it all running pretty smoothly so far, senator . Well, i have my husband here, of course, having recovered from coronavirus with the only lasting symptom being that it appears he cant clean the basement. Because he says its too dusty. And its going fine. I will say i tried to engage them in one of my favorite pastimes, which is playing scrabble. And for days they said, oh, no, the board is too small. We just have a travel one. So unbeknownst to them, i got on the web. I found a really big scrabble board. I got it, i ordered it, i went upstairs, i showed it to them, and they were crestfallen. Le playeor . Why . Are you a partis y pete would be shocked by that, that i would be competitive. laughter competitive . What . No. Stephen well, mr. Mayor i always stephen go ahead, senator. Yeah, i always win. Thats the thing. I always win. And so they dont really like playing with me that much. They did win once on a german version. But it was you know. So thats why no one will play with me, so thats my situation. I have this huge scrabble board and no one to play scrabble with. Stephen well, mr. Mayor, you should challenge the senator to play a norwegian version because i understand you picked up some norwegian just to be able to read some novels. Whats your whats your goto game at home . Theres extra points with the o with the slash through them. Im going to look that up. No, here at home were klobuchar is more points than buttigieg on scrabble. Not that you might notice that or look that up. I believe you. You know what . What ive discovered is all the great board games you can play on your phone now. So chasten and i, weve had epic battles in monopoly and risk. I will challenge, i have a feeling i may regret this, senator. I will challenge you a round of words with friends and we can settle this once and for all. That might not be good for fostering our friendship. I dont know. Stephen but, mayor, those are two great games to show your bona fides for running for office. Monopoly is economics and risk of course, is international relations. Thats right. Geopolitics and economics, you know, its a natit. Stephen all candidates just replace the debates with that. That would be a lot of fun. A friend who is a board game enthusiast actually brought me this collectible game he found called campaign. And you run for president. I remember thinking, you know, its fascinating that you found this. But, also, this is the last thing i would want to do with whatever few minutes of spare time we get. Stephen senator, i want to ask you about your husband, john. As you said, for the people out there who dont know, your husband just recovered from covid19. And aside from milking this thing so he doesnt have to clean the basement for the next couple of years, how is he doing . Hes doing so much better. And our experience was, like so many other peoples, he couldnt get test back for six days. He had a High Temperature for over ten days, over 100 degrees. He luckily decided it was at the end when people were still going to work, and he didnt go to a work meeting with the other teachers, which was so good. He would have gotten other people sick. And then he ended up going to the hospital. I kept bugging him, this sounds really bad, after hes coughing up blood, finally he goes in stephen thats never a good sign. No. He had severe pneumonia. His oxygen level was at 70 and he was in the hospital for five or six days. And we saw the same thing so many people see. You want to hug those healthcare workers, and you cant. Theyre the ones that are holding the phone up by his ear, and, also, you cant hold your loved ones hand. And for so many people its so much worse. He took a turn for the better on about the fifth day. But its such an unpredictable scary disease, you just dont know how its going to hit and how each person is going to handle it. So its made me really devoted to the testing and doing everything we can to get a vaccine. Stephen theres still so much that we dont know about this virus. We dont really know the fatality rate yet because we dont have proper testing to know how many people have actually contracted it. But we know that its affecting the economy of the United States. Theres just been released that i think, 4. 8 reduction in the g. D. P. , over the last three months. And thats really only only the last few weeks of that were actually affected by the covid 19 pandemic. What do you think about the president ordering the meatpacking plants to be reopened in the United States . Youre both from midwestern states. Thats you know, thats meat country. Do you think this was the right thing to do . Well, i think, first of all, just in minnesota, we had one of the major plants, and i know pete has had the same thing happen in indiana. Where a bunch of the workers have gotten really, really sick. And i think youve got to fix that first, and youve got to do everything you can to get the testing and the tracing. And of course we want to reopen these plant. This is how our farmers in minnesota and indiana and other places our hog producers make a living. So weve got to get that done. But, again, i keep going back to the fact when you look at other nations that have gotten on this quicker, its all due to testing. And weve got to get testing, Antibody Testing so you can figure out like mayo clinic is doing now. If people have had it before and thats when you bring the workers back, when its safe. I think thats exactly right. This is an example of whats happening more broadly in the economy. The question isnt whether we want to reopen. We all want to reopen. The question is how to make sure we can do it safely. And, i love a cheeseburger as much as the next guy, and its certainly important to us here in the midwest to make sure the Agricultural Sector is supported and up and running. But ive got to ask, the president acting so quickly to use his powers to order these plant back in business. Why was he so slow to use those powers at the time when it could have helped us generate more protective equipment and other things that were needed earlier in the crisis. Stephen well, now, senator, i know you have you have sent a letter to secretary mnuchin asking for better management of p. P. E. Loans and the program. What response did you get . Well, we havent gotten a written response. I have 21 senators with me on it. And, i will say, that the next day, they then started an audit to look at some of the loans, especially the bigger loans of over 2 million. The problem here, of course, is that youve got to be able to enforce these programs. And one of the things pete and i both admire about Vice President biden, is that when that recovery money came out, when we had the last downturn. He was in charge of making sure the money went out to the people that were supposed to get it, and that there wasnt a bunch of fraud and corruption. And my problem with this administration, right out of the shot, the president of the United States fired the very experienced Inspector General who had worked under bush and obama, who could have overseen a lot of this money. Stephen what kind of oversight is there now of the p. P. P. Program . Right now, the administration is charged with that oversight. And, of course, the banks are giving these loans out. And one of the things that really bothered me and many others is the banks were giving preference to just the companies they had relationship with. That leaves out a whole bunch of barber shops and flower places, and Small Business owners, especially in the Minority Community that need the help. And so theres got to be more oversight in terms of, do you really deserve this money . Do you really qualify . Are you getting multiple money from different banks . All of this is going to have to be the focus of oversight from Congress Going forward. Stephen it seems like a good program. Hopefully, it will have oversight. Because, if im not mistaken, the p. P. P. Is, you apply for the loan. If you keep your employees at work for is it 90 days or 120 days. Do you know . Yeah, its in that range, three to four months. Stephen for three to four months it turns into a grant. So this is a way to keep these businesses afloat, keeping these people putting food on their tables. Who gets credits for this . Is this a rare moment of bipartisan agreement . Yes, it actually was. We came together because we knew we had to do something. And what the program basically does, is says if you keep the employees on, and you make sure they even come back if you had to let them go. Then youre going to get that loan paid off. And it is really important right now, because all of these people have been uprooted from their jobs, as is unemployment insurance, through no fault of their own. People that never imagined, that invested all their hopes and dreams into their Small Business. And you literally, in my neighborhood and i know others have seen this, too you walk by and theres just boarded up window fronts, and gradually we want these businesses to come back. But in the meantime, weve got it keep people safe. Stephen now, mr. Mayor, i know there were tense moments between you and the senator at the debate, especially the debate in vegas. Now youre teaming up together to campaign. Does what gets debated in vegas, stay in vegas . How about what we cover in the primaries stays in the primary. Look, i have enormous respect for senator klobuchar. Honestly, of course theres tension on the trail. But i think, one of the things were seeing right now is the differences that we have during the course of primary campaigns are vanishingly small, when compared to what we are up against in terms of bring an end to the trump administration, and what we hold together, shared values. Were the ones who believe Climate Change is real, the ones who care about making sure workers are empowered. Were ones who are ferociously protective of the future of our democracy, which is why the work that amy and others in the senate are doing is so important on making sure that everybodys going to be able to vote and to vote by mail is available. These are the things that motivated us to get into the arena and compete in the first place. And its so much bigger than any of our individual efforts. Yeah, i think people will be surprised. I mean, we knew each other before we started running. I remember having a beer and burger with pete when i was in south bend, and he was amazing then. Hes amazing now. And throughout the campaign, wed text each other. Maybe we even sent a few bitmojis here and there. Its surprising how you get to know each other. Chasten and my husband get along really well, and i think people dont see that. The debate brings about competitiveness and youre fighting for your cause, and youre fighting for yourself and your supporters. But right now, this is an election like no other, and its one of the reasons we always kept our communications open. And like, pete just sent me a video of his dogs yesterday. Stephen share them with the rest of us, please, sir. Share them with the rest of us. We have to take a quick break you guys. But if you guys will stick around, well be right back with more senator Amy Klobuchar and mayor pete buttigieg. At charmin, we understand the last thing you should have to worry about right now is having enough toilet paper. 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In my part of the socalled rust belt, you know, there was an earlier feeling of being ignored, and then later, this feeling of being treated with fascination by political analysts looking for the secret to winning elections. To me, its really straightforward weve got to make sure were taking care of people. That includes economic issues, includes issues of basic fairness, it means keeping us safe and making sure people are able to live lives of their choosing. And whether its in the midwest or other parts of the country i think the choice has never been clearer, and that was before we got into this situation of the pandemic. You know, another thing i have heard sometimes from conservative friends who are not wild about President Trump but are trying to come to terms with it, they would say, well, you know, its hard to sink a ship. It doesnt matter that much, even though hes not a good leader. Now were seeing just how much is does and why. And i think thats why theres a chan o turn o democrats,o the aisle, to reach out to what i like to call future former republicans, who are as sick at whats going on in this country as the rest of us. Yeah, i think a lot of this is making clear and joe biden understands this, that the middle of the country isnt fly over country. And pete and i know this because we live here. And there are a lot of people right now, when you look at the way this virus is starting to hit Rural America in such a big way, thats going to be the next the next threat. And youre starting to see some of the hot spots actually be in the middle of the country, in rural area wheres theres less hospitals, less ventilators, more seniors and its a big problem. And thats why bringing something compassion and competence to the white house is key. I always think back to the president at the republican convention, which we all remember, where he stood in front of the nation and said the words, i alone can fix this. Look where we are now. Every day hes blaming someone else. He literally said that he is the backup governors of this country. And, meanwhile, we have people dying in senior homes. We have businesses boarded up, and we have people who are literally crying out for a leader. And we see someone instead whos saying, basically joking around, go chug bleach. So, i cant think of anything that is more inimical to where the midwest is. Because the midwest believes in hard work, the midwest believes in straightforward leadership, and just getting things done and thats not what this president has done. Tephenwellnow that thecampaigt how many times did you forget what state you were in . laughs i can definitely think of one time when i was in san diego, and i stepped out into a room, and i was convinced that i was in las vegas. Actually, to this day, im not certain it might have been the other way around. It might have been las vegas convinced i was in san diego. But, anyway, luckily, i didnt say the wrong thing on television. But it takes a while to get your bearings, sometimes. Youre sleep deprived. We would have sometimes a four state day, where by the time you wake up the next day you have no idea what part of the country youre at. Its all part of the constant motion that is part of a campaign and a reminder how big our country is. Stephen senator, did you always keep your bearings . Pretty much, except just a few days after i got out of the race. I woke up, and i was in this room, and i noticed the lights were coming in the windows in a really bright way from the street. And i ght, what hotel hotel is e am i sta . Ned my house i own this room. This is where i am. And so, i think you travel so much, youre out on the road, that you sometimes even forget with youre in your own house, yes. And it is great to be home now. Stephen we im going to let you go, but before we go, can you each turn around and pick one book off that shelf at random and tell me what it is . Okay, all righty. Well heres one. Youll like this one, nora ephron i feel bad about my neck. Good one stephen i know that book. Mayor . So these bookcases actually have just been assembled. Im reorganizing my whole library. He did it himself i just found this gem in the humor section. I dont want to look like im wog there we go ive got the book and so you can. Stephen senator Amy Klobuchar and mayor pete ng bere. Thanks, stephen. Stephen well be right back. Can be hard. So we did it for you. V8. The original plantpowered drink. Veg up. Theand we want to thank times, the Extraordinary People v8. The original plantpowered drink. In the healthcare community, working to care for all of us. At novartis, we promise to do our part. As always, were doing everything we can to help keep cosentyx accessible and affordable. 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