Congratulations. You just won all the chips i have been touching for the past six hours. Now, just to be safe, im going to take the temperature again. Anybody want to play craps . Its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, confederasee you later plus, stephen welcomes Wesley Lowery and judd apatow. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, liiiive on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen okay. Orry. Stephen why seven . Because you have to work for me. They didnt make it around my schedule. Stephen they didnt . Oh well. laughter hows this going, by the way . Great. Stephen okay, good. For me, too. I just want to make sure youre not bored to tears over there. I have three ipadss, two laptops is that you have something to entertain you while i do the show . Yes, i do. Stephen welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Protests are continuing all over america, ovd if that makes you nervous, you might be a confederate statue. Fans of the union are tearing down these monuments all across the south, including last night in richmond, virginia, where protesters tore down a statue of jefferson davis. Or, as he might put it, i hereby secede from my pedestal. Its not just protesters. Yesterday, in a letter to her congressional colleagues, Speaker Nancy Pelosi called for the removal of confederate statues from the u. S. Capitol. What . There are confederate statues in the u. S. Capitol . Where do they keep them, in the hall of losers . Or did Ulysses Grant just capture robert e. Lee in carbonite . In addition to statues, activists are targeting use of the stars and bars as symbol of racial intimidation, and they scored a major victory because, last night, nascar banned the display of the Confederate Flag at its races and tracks. Nascars getting more progressive. I shouldnt be surprised. All they do is turn left. Technically accurate observation. Stephen the move comes after pressure from race car driver and man with the most nascar name ever, bubba wallace. Wallace is nascars only black driver. You can always tell his car, because its the one getting pulled over. as sheriff so, what are you doing in this neighborhood . Earlier today, wallace explained his opposition to the Confederate Flag. To a group that is in a lot of pain right now the African American community is in a lot of pain thats a symbol of hate, and it brings back so many bad memories. Signs of oppression from way back when. And it just theres no good that comes with that flag. Stephen hes right, no good comes with it. In fact, its such an unlucky flag that even the people who started it had to replace it with this one. Wallace puts his horsepower where his mouth is, because in a race yesterday, he took to the track in a black lives matterthemed car. Pretty sweet. Although im going to factcheck his fender, because this has definitely not been a good year. Nascars got company, because the u. S. Army recently announced that it is open to considering the removal of confederate leaders names from u. S. Military bases. Thats reasonable, considering those men waged war on the u. S. Military. Its one of the reasons the navy renamed the u. S. S. Saddam hussein. Now, these bases werent named right after the civil war. People back then knew they were traitors. The bases got their names after all the civil war veterans were dead, at the height of jim crow. So this sounds like a slam dunk. Only someone completely tonedeaf to the continuing pain of black citizens who make up 20 of the u. S. Army would disagree. It has been suggested that we should rename as many as 10 of our legendary military bases, such as fort bragg in north carolina, fort hood in texas, fort benning in georgia, etc. These monumental and very powerful bases have become part of a Great American heritage, and a dotdotdot. Dotdotdot history of winning, victory, and freedom. First, they didnt fight for freedom. Second, winning and victory are the same thing. And the confederacy didnt do either of them. Youd know that if you werent stupid and an idiot. Sorry, you were dogwhistling . My administration will not even consider the renaming of these magnificent and fabled military installations. Its not surprising that trumps okay with naming things after old racist guys. He named his own son donald trump. Yesterday, trump got a little air cover from White House Press secretary and cursed bratz doll, kayleigh mcenany. The president will not be signing legislation that renames americas forts. Its important to note, you know, fort bragg, for example, its one of the Largest Military installations, its home to tens of thousands of brave american soldiers, and when you think of fort bragg, we think of the brave soldiers that deployed from there. Stephen yeah, he cant let them rename fort bragg thats trumps favorite verb next, hed have to rename fort lie, and fort cheatonyourwife. Trumps been itching to get out of the white house. Hes got a bad case of bunker fever. So, hes revving up his Summer Campaign tour, with rallies in florida, oklahoma, arizona, texas, and north carolina. He misses walking out to a large crowd that he didnt tear gas. His first rally takes place in tulsa, oklahoma, on june 19, also known as juneteenth, an annual holiday commemorating the end of slavery in the united states. And 99 years ago this month, tulsa was the site of one of the countrys bloodiest outbreaks of racial violence, when white mobs attacked black citizens and businesses with guns and explosives. To be fair, theres no way trump knows that much american history. Im pretty sure he just told stephen miller. as trump pick the most offensive date and place, and jot it down on my hooters calendar. Oh, this month is clam strips. Daddy like. Obviously, any public gathering is a Public Health risk due to coronavirus. Still, the Trump Campaign is unlikely to put into place any social distancing measures for rally attendees, or require them to wear masks. But as a precautionary measure, every attendee will be provided a syringe full of bleach. But trumps defending bringing everyone together for a bigtime spittlefest. His advisers say that the recent black lives matter protests in metropolitan areas will make it harder for liberals to criticize him. No, its still easy to criticize him. Here, watch black lives matter protesters overwhelmingly wear masks. And they werent protesting against wearing masks. Trump is specifically saying no masks. Though he might make an exception for a hood. Another difference is that the black lives matter protests are outdoors, where covid spreads less easily, and trumps rallies are almost always indoors. But treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin doesnt see the big difference, as he said yesterday. This distinction between indoor and outdoor seems a bit random, and i dont know what people would do if it rains. Stephen he seems pretty confused by the concept of indooroutdoor. as mnuchin am i indoors . Am i outdoors . Is it raining, or are people just spitting on me because im Steve Mnuchin . Oits going to stick that way one day. Of course, the biggest trump rally of all will be this summers Republican Convention originally set to take place in charlotte, north carolina. But trump changed his mind when he found out they care about the safety of their citizens. Governor roy cooper wants to maintain social distancing, but in a phone call, trump told him, i dont want to be sitting in a place thats 50 empty. You didnt enjoy your inauguration . Are we not doing this one . I thought okay, were not doing this one. So trump said nuts to north carolina, and went looking for a city willing to risk its citizens lives and allow a largescale event amid the coronavirus pandemic. Which is why the top contender could only be one place jacksonville, florida we all know their motto what happens in jacksonville. Is prohibited by Health Officials everywhere else. And what a convention it will be, because last night, the Republican National committees executive panel also voted to make no changes to its 2016 party platform, a platform that condemns the current president. Looks like mitt romneys not going to be sitting alone after all apparently, the g. O. P. Didnt think to update their statements from 2016 based on who is in the white house in 2020. Which is why their official platform currently reads, the Current Administration has abandoned americas friends and rewarded its enemies. Yes, the Current Administration has abandoned its friends. A couple of wives, too. There may be one upside to the pandemic, because the coronavirus has gutted the price of coca, a natural stimulant that is the Building Block of cocaine. Thats right, the cocaine market has taken a huge hit. And not just because the n95 masks make it nearly impossible to do a bump in the bathroom at the club. Experts say that lockdowns and a huge drop in travel challenged the ability of cartels to move product by land, air or sea. They still havent figureed out a way to move coke over the internet, even though it seemed like a really great idea last night when they were doing all that coke. They cant move it by land, air, or sea, which leaves only one option. So mr. President , i am calling on you to form a new branch of Drug Enforcement space narcs in space, no one has to tell you theyre a cop. The lack of buyers for their product has gotten so bad that growers are calling this the great coca crash of 2020. As opposed to the great cocaine crash, which happens about an hour after you run out of flake and realize you put your life savings into a spanishchinese fusion food truck. Speaking of bumping some junk, sex. 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Buy what you want based upon how much you want to spend, even if its just a slice of a share. Stephen welcome back, everybody. You know, i spend a lot of time braiding the finelybrushed hair that is the days top stories, conditioning every strand, painstakingly twisting every section into the beautiful, salonquality french braid that is my monologue. But sometimes, i gather up an unwashed, uncombed knotpile, wrap it in a scrunchie from seventh grade, and throw it into the greasy, unevenly dyed, splitended bun of news that is my segment quarantinewhile stephen in order to offer nocontact service to his customers, a butcher in rochester, new york has installed a 24hour meat machine. By the way, 24hour meat machine . Also my stripper name. Im not proud of it. But i was young and i needed the meat. The machine allows customers to purchase their steaks and chops with minimal persontoperson contact in a sectionedoff vestibule at the front of his shop. 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And its the firstever going in for a handshake when the other guy thinks its going to be a hug in outer space uhh, houston, that was awkward. The two nasa astronauts were sent up with these snazzy outfits. The designer says the goal was to have the astronauts put the suit on and look better than they did without it, like a tux. But these things are way better than an actual tuxedo, because its perfectly acceptable to go to the bathroom in them, which, let me tell you, is frowned upon when you are hosting the Kennedy Center honors. Im sorry, i was just really moved by aretha. Quarantinewhile, researchers have discovered that ancient people in the kingdom of judah may have gotten high off weed. Which explains why moses was taking orders from a burning bush. as stoned moses hear me, o israel ive got the munchies. Lets go to the land of milk and honey. Wait, better idea lets go to the land of mozzarella sticks dipped in ranch dressing. God, where is this place . 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Unfortunately, with the job ive done over the last few years, this is opportunity first time ive gone to one of the funerals for a person whos become a hashtag, right, who people know of. In this case, i was staying in the same hotel as George Floyds family and had gotten to know them a bit, had been spending time with them, had conversations in the hallway. I was with them as they prepared to go over, actually road over with them in my not notebook, ws taking notes, and sat behind them in the funeral. It was quite an emotional and moving event. The first of the three memorials wasnt open to the public, so largely dignitaries, elected officials, family members and celebrities that showed up. It was difficult for the family members, it was the first time they had been out talking about the case in public since it happened. Stephen when you said youd been on this beat for a long time, tell the audience whats your history of covering the experience of black americans, especially black men and their encounters with police. Sure. You know, in some ways, this has kind of been one of the stories i spent my entire career covering. When i was in college around Trayvon Martin and got my first writing in that case. I was with the Washington Post in 2014 and got on an airplane to a town in missouri, there was a shooting, people were upset. I thought i was going for three days and lived there three months. I spent the next three years as one of the lead reporters on the fatal force, a project we won the pulitzer for. In that case, we wanted to answer a key question that appeared in trouterring. I was on the ground in ferguson and i was interviewing activists and demonstrators and i said what do you want . Whats the issue . They said, this is an emergency, people are calling black men in the streets every day. I would ask the police about it and they say we definitely arent doing that, never happens, what do you mean . We realized journalistically, either the police were killing people or they were not, that there was a fact there that we should be able to figure out. What we discovered is that information wasnt available, there was no federal or National Data base, we didnt know specifically how many people were killed by the police each year. So we launched a project fatal force, still live to this day, where at the Washington Post we measure every onduty shooting by Police Officers in america. We began to 2015 and did an analysis. How many people are armed, unarmed, in a car, and tried to ask questions of what might help limit the number of these fatal encounters because heres something that is true, everyone ive ever talked to in this space from the line officer to the police chief to the activist, Everyone Wants to live in a world where the police dont kill people, right. So if we want to build that world, we have to figure out how many People Police killed and what the circumstances are so we can make tweaks. Stephen did your Research Bear out the accusation that africanamerican men are killed at a higher rate proportional to their population. Certainly, yes. What we found was we found two things, right. First, we found that, if police use of force and fatal force happens much more than we thought. Every day in america, three people are shot and killed by a Police Officer. Again, these are just shootings. Eric garner wouldnt be on the list, sandra bland and george floyd wouldnt be on the list. These are just donees. The vast majority are armed white guys. When we look at population numbers, thats not too surprising because there are millions more white guys than anybody else so that starts to bear itself out. But black americans make up 12 to 13 of the population, mackmen 6 , but theyre making up 24 of the armed Police Shooting victims and 40 of the unarmed Police Shooting victim. So this small population who took to the street to say looks like youre killing us all the time, statistically, they had a point. Stephen you published a breaking point in the atlantic yesterday. All the reporting youve done in the past five years, why was this the breaking point . I think two concurrent things have been happening over the last few years because we all have been watching these videos over and over and over again. Seems like every time we open the phone theres a new video, we have to decide if were going to watch it or not. For black americans, its been extremely exhausting. These were experiences they knew were happening but were gas lit about it, no, it doesnt happen, what are you talking about. And suddenly they were watching the video over and over. The recal reality is the way im treated by a Police Officer may be different than the way you are depending on the color of our skin and the aggregate reaction would be different. Americans would have had to believe the black people to say that and are now watching it on the phone. As black americans got increasingly fed up, white americans got increasingly woke. No matter the politics, well, that was bad, or another one . Stephen youre right, the majority of americans, republican and democrat, believe there is a problem of police abuse of black americans. Thats new, that wasnt true just two years ago. Stephen and a doubling of support for black lives matter. Of course, again you cant divorce that from the fact of who youre going to believe. So the inclinations of opening twitter or phones and theyre watching the videos themselves and theyre saying that guy doesnt need to be dead, why did they kill that person . Suddenly, it forced people to see something that they might never see otherwise. Stephen youre a correspondent on 60 in 6 which is the short form of 60 minutes going to be on quibi. Whats your first story . The first, second and maybe the third story will be from here in minneapolis. Its been reporting weve done here on the ground. Weve done a segment im excited for that looks at the local history here. This is not the first polic shooting here, not the first time there has been massive protests. Its also looking at how many activists who have been in the streets, their ideologies have changed, they were reform, and chucked the thing because it doesnt work. So we trace the conversation. Another good segment with George Floyds brother and attorney benjamin candidate trump and spent time with reverend sharpton the morning to have the ewing after he finished writing it and talked to him about what is it its like to give these eulogies. Those are the first two big pieces were publishing. Stephen speaking of people who come in and want to reform the police and want to shut it down, can you explain whats meant by defund the police . Sure. Stephen that implies at the end of the day theres nobody fighting crime. Its very interesting and we get into it specifically in this segment. For a lot of folks, its confusing. But this is something thats been present in this type of activism for a long time. In most municipalities huge chunks if not the majority of the budget go to police departments, and this is true at a time when most people of most political ideologies agree that things like education and Mental Health and health care need more funding, that we know we have other social systems that have been gutted pri by the recessions and economic downturns, but police are some of the areas, some havent taken cuts, but some cases these departments get more money each year and each year. When folks talk about defunding the police, they say what if we took 4 million from the police and gave it to Mental Health services . Would that mean now the police are having to respond to fewer calls about people behaving erratically . P we gave 4 million to treatment. In america, we have one number if theres an emergency, if a cat is stuck in a tree, somebody is holding you at gunpoint, locked your keys in the car, you cant get your brother to go to bed. 911, a guy shows up. There are a lot of scenarios where perhaps a guy with a gun is not the solution to whatever it is you need help with. Stephen wes, thank you so much for being here. Sure, anytime. Stephen ill see you at the Christmas Party if there are ever parties again. If were ever allowed in the same space again, i look forward to it. Stephen 60 in 6 is streaming on quibi this sunday. Wesley lowery, everybody. Ng money for your family is now more important than ever. Thats why were offering our best unlimited deal. 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This guy would be a mess without me. Stay healthy and slow the spread. Wear a mask when going out in public. Stephen welcome back, everybody. He is a writer, director, and producer behind so many movies and television shows. His latest film is the king of Staten Island. Be nice to mom, okay, dont give her a hard time. She deserves a break. I alway i always give her a b. When am i going to get a break. What are you talking about . All anybody does is worry about you, i was ignored my whole childhood. I forgot my childhood was just dandy. You got to know your dad your whole life. If you got to know him, you would have known he was the bleep guy ever and that would have ruined the rest of your life. Are you going to get a job, leave the house . I dont know, im going to open that tattoo restaurant. For real. I am being real. Its never been done before. I looked it up. Its never been done. Not even a joke. Because no one wants to go to a restaurant and watch people get tattooed while they eat. Its gross. Ruby tattoosdays, where people can eat chicken and get tattoos. Stephen please welcome to a late show, judd apatow. How are you doing . Good. Nice to see you. Stephen the beard is really puffing out on the sides. Im going for a William Mckinley type of look right now. Stephen before or after he was shot . Clearly after. I havent left the house for very long walks in three months. Ive lost 12pounds because of the twohour walks i take around the block but im growing the beard so i look fatter. Stephen you actually look very healthy. Im trying. Im very uncomfortable. I dont know how loud to talk without the audience because im used to the audience. Stephen could be too loud. How far away am i supposed to be from the camera . Stephen thats good. Youre still in frame. Here . Stephen thats fine. Thats getting awkward. Here . Stephen thats a character choice. Lets talk about your movie. How do you like it . Stephen it was great. It was really good. I really enjoyed it. It was funny. It was so funny. Pete davidson was so funny. He did that character that was so funny but also sad and youre worried about him. Did you not see it . Stephen i havent had a chance yet. I really want to watch it. I do want to watch it. I do want to watch it. How is that possible . Stephen im very busy. Im very busy. And i have i want you sent it to me and im very grateful, but instead we watched mrs. America with cate blanchett. Im so mad at you, stephen. I sent it to you not like two days ago, i sent it to you a month ago and i wrote you a note like, hey, i know youre at home alone with your family, your kids are my kids age, they want to watch something cool and young, not like whatever youre watching. Youre showing them Remington Steele reruns. Stephen pierce brosnan, i will not stand here and have you attack him. Bit you didnt even tell your kids you had the new Pete Davidson movie and you just forced them to watch dynasty. Stephen we watch the thing every night. Im so mad at you. Can you lie and say you liked it . Stephen i so liked it. I did. Did you find it funny . Stephen you know what, it was funny, and, i mean, ultimately heartbreaking at times and then i was left, like i wont say it wasnt a happy ending but certainly i felt like i went on a journey with these people and i felt like i enjoyed seeing their journey, and i felt in some small way healed of my own pain. Can you cut out the part where you said you didnt watch it because that was actually pretty good. Stephen thank you. And you got all that from the trailer . All of that. Stephen well, i know a little bit of the story. Okay. Stephen yeah. Okay. What is the movie about, for the people out there who didnt watch it like i did . Well, it stars Pete Davidson which i wrote the movie with, with dave cyrus. Its a fictional story. Petes father was a fireman who died on 9 11, and in this movie its about a kid whos feeling lost after that, and when his mom starts dating another fireman played by bill burr, he has to face all these issues that have held him back in his life. Stephen i would watch that. Oh, now you would watch it. Stephen it was too soft of a sell when you sent it to me. It was, like, hey, heres the movie, if you get a chance to watch it this is a sell. Everyones going to watch the film based on what you told me about it now. Where can they see it . Heres the thing everywhere. I think it just appears. Like, if you turn on any electrical device, if you turn on a computer, a phone, it will just be its on stephen my little nespresso machine . Its on the coffee machine, its on quibi, we put it on shutter. Stephen i wouldnt put it on quibi really fast if i were you. Google, amazon, if you scream, siri, alexa anything, it will come up. Stephen thats wonderful. It was intended for the theaters. It was. Stephen now there are no theaters. Yes, thats true. Well, you know, when i finished it, it was right in the first inkling of the pandemic was happening, so i finished the movie, i color timed it, and i couldnt even shake the hand of the people who color timed the movie for me, and then it was done, and then the town shut down, and at some point the studio said, you know, do you want to hold on to it for, like, a year and wait for all the movie theaters to reopen . Or we can put it out on video on demand now. I thought, you know, the movie is about First Responders and firemen and nurses and all these heroes who risk their lives for other people and sudden trauma and grief. I hope its funny. You wouldnt know, but i hope its funny. I thought it would be weird to hold back something that might make people happy. So were excited to get it out there. Stephen judd, we have to take a break, if you can stay. Back with nor judd apatow, everybody. music lets be honest. Quitting smoking is hard. 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I kind of enjoy talking to you over zoom because this gives me an opportunity to look into other peoples rooms and i find your room very interesting there. What is that . Have you read all those books over your shoulder . Oh, yeah, read all these books. You think i put books up that i dont read . Stephen i dont know. Maybe thats your goal. Maybe thats the next books to come. Oh, no. This is this is you know, this is you know, this is you know, this is, like oh this is what i do. I read all day long. Stephen what have you got . Well, have you ever read this one, the death of truth . Stephen nope, i have not. Thats a good one. Stephen yep. About how the government has changed the meaning of truth where theres no truth. Stephen wow, look at that. If youre into that kind of thing. I know you dont really like talking politics. Then stephen merv. Then you switch swears to merv. Stephen was merv your man . I was more of a mike douglas guy. When i was a kid, i used to write letters to people and ask them for their autograph. I went through my stuff when i was ten and i said, dear, merv, youre the best talk show host in the world, can i have your autograph . Then the next paper said, dear mike douglas, youre the best talk show host in the world, can i have your autograph. laughter stephen do you get books about how to raise your children and do you let your children see these books . We wouldnt let our children see the titles. No, at breakfast, every day. laughter this is another book i have been reading. Its all too much. This is actually better than you would expect. Stephen daniels full Stormy Daniels full disclosure. Do you know when she got knocked up she sold seth rogen she just had sex with donald trump. Stephen did she describe it or just say as a factual statement, by the way, sorry im late, i just had sex with donald trump. It was literally a couple of days later. That means if they called seth in front of congress, he could have told the story to prove that. Whats your name . Im seth rogen i didnt think it was a big deal she had sex with a talk show host, who cares . stephen total orgasm. Not just the nasty bits, your entire body. Total commitment, stephen. I went to the therapist. I used to go to a therapist Gary Shandling recommended this therapy. I went. I was going two years. I looked in this bookshelf and there were those he had written. He wrote a book called total orgasm. I said, i didnt know you sent me to the total orgasm guy he said, i didnt know he was the orgasm guy stephen he never brought it up . On a scale of one to ten, how total . Hoe completely committed are you . laughter then i also have a second copy of merv. Stephen in case the first one blows out . Why do you have two . Are you making the merv story . Do you want to see merv griffin as a kid because thats what it looks like. Stephen i didnt know he was a princeling look at that. The king of Staten Island premieres on demand this friday. Judd apatow, everybody. Well be right ba stephen well, thats it for a late show, everybody. Have a great weekend. Stick around for james corden. But first, lets say good night with some music from jon batiste and stay human. Jon . Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by cbs the late late show, oh, oh the late late show, oh, oh its the late late show j