Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight all the president s meds. Plus, stephen welcomes gayle king and amy sedaris. Featuring jon batiste and stay homins. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready to do it . One more time. No . That hurt last time. Youre not going to do it again . Stephen ill do it again. Im not afraid of you. Ready . Sure. Stephen lets do it. Come on snap snap welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were all still trying to process the shocking revelation that donald trump dropped last night he cares about his health. Case in point today he had an event in a room where he was surrounded by fruits and vegetables. He was shocked to learn that fruit was available in nonrollup form. as trump usually i only see fruits by the foot. Of course, trump had to brag about how good he was to farmers. We are providing 19 billion to support our nations agricultural producers, maintain the health of our critical food supply chains, and provide Food Assistance to american families. 19 billion. No other president has done this, zippy. Ill tell you, you could go back to abraham lincoln, there is no president that has treated the farmers like trump. Stephen i dont know. Lincoln was pretty good for farmers. He did liberate a lot of people doing the actual farming. Now, trump explained to a Virginia Farmer how much he wanted to win his state in the upcoming election. We are going after virginia with your crazy governor. Were going after virginia. laughter they want to take your Second Amendment away, you know that, right . Youll have nobody guarding your potatoes. Stephen oh, yes, got to have somebody guarding your potatoes. E baeds, theingerlings, not the tater tots who will protect the tater tots . Its like they say the only way to beat a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a potato gun. They say that, right . Thank you. Thank you for nodding. It wouldnt be a trump event without him mispronouncing the thing the event is about. In normal times, roughly 40 of fresh vegeables. Stephen not only does he not eat his vegetables. He cant pronounce them. as trump i love vegeables, be it aspegus, the brolly, and of course the ketchup balls. I want to thank the brave men and women who milk those every morning. So, im doubting he eats his vegetables every day, but there is one thing he is putting in his mouth hydroxychloroquine. Its typically used to treat malaria and lupus. And hes taking it prophylactically, the only time hes actually used a prophylactic. And its a dicey move the f. D. A. Specifically cautions against the use of hydroxychloroquine for covid19. In part, because of side effects ranging from cardiac arrhythmias to increased risk of death. Look, i dont care how you feel politically. We have to protect the president of the United States. Theres just no way to dismiss the seriousness of death. Death is death. Stephen i stand corrected. Now, the medical Community Responded to the news with a what what what . One clinical pharmacologist said of the president s hydroxychloroquine regimen that seems. To be a crazy thing to do. as trump oh, really, doctor . Well, ill have you know crazy is my middle horse. One of the Reasons Health professionals were especially concerned is because trump would appear to be part of the cohort most at risk, as he has a common heart disease. Yes, he doesnt have one. Tin man slam stephen despite a statement by the white house doctor, some people are speculating the president might be lying. Let me assure you, the president of the United States is not taking hydroxychloroquine. This president doesnt tell the truth. He may be taking this. He may not. Stephen or, option c, his doctors decided it was just easier to just let him think hes taking it. As trump every morning, i push back spidermans head, and a little hydroxychloroquine comes out. Right now, theyre blue, but next weeks prescription is orange. But if thats true, hydroxychloroquine is just part of a longstanding policy of ingesting whatever product he endorses. Fun fact trump devoured the first three grimaces they tried to put in that mcdonalds commercial. as trump these purple nuggets are awful dry. Get me some of that that that ketchup ball milk. It wasnt just doctors who were shocked at trumps selfmedicating. We also heard from speaker of the house and dress barn bandit, nancy pelosi. Speaker pelosi had some choice words to express her concern for the president. Madame speaker, what is your reaction to the president saying that he is now taking hydroxychloroquine . Are you concerned . Hes our president , and i would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group. Morbidly obese, they say. Stephen oh, that is a very polite way to say a mean thing. as pelosi im concerned about the president because he is, shall we say, 20 pounds of pudding in a tenpound sack. What im saying is your president is so fat, that when he sits around the white house, he and shall i put this diplomatically sits around the white house, which is a very, very large building, indeed. And its important to point out that fat shaming is wrong. Le ol ftabu saa shoube no way youre getting a good seal on that mask, kringle. Trump was asked about pelosi calling him obese, and he claimed to be above the fray. I dont respond to her. I think shes a waste of time. Stephen and he is the worlds leading authority on wasting time. This one time, there was a huge, deadly, global pandemic. And he didnt do anything about it for, like, two months. It was a personal best in being just the worst. But if trump really is taking hydroxychloroquine, he might not only be endangering himself, because trumps got legions of followers eager to jump on the hydroxychlorowagon. So yesterday, fox newss neil cavuto gave him this stern warning if you are in a risky population here, and you are taking this as a preventative treatment, it will kill you. I cannot stress enough. This. Will. Kill. You. Stephen no, neil bad i cannot stress this enough fox anchors have to back up everything trump says, or else i mean, theyve already replaced Brian Kilmeade with a humansized bleach jug. Hard to tell the difference. But trump wsnt about to take this slight from neil lying down although, he was almost certainly lying down when he retweeted half a dozen twitter posts attacking cavuto and calling him an idiot, foolish, gullible and an bleep . There you have it trying to keep elderly people alive now makes you an idiot in trumps book which might explain his recent twitter feud with a shower chair. But trump isnt just mad at fox. Hes ready to move on from them, tweeting last night as trump fox news is no longer the same. We miss the great roger ailes. You know who doesnt miss roger ailes . Women within arms reach. Trump continued as trump you have more antitrump people, by far, than ever before. Looking for a new outlet well, luckily, mr. President , i know of an outlet ready to show you the loyalty you crave. Its our own inhouse news source, real news tonight. Welcome to real news tonight, im jim anchorton. According to reports, President Trump is looking for a new numberone news source, to which i say, mr. President , look no further. Unlike the liberal fakers at fox news, i wont tell your voters what will kill them. And not only have i started taking all your recommended medications. Im taking ones you havent mentioned. Im currently on hydroxychloroquine, mucinex, insulin, viagra, quaaludes, and mushrooms. Im not sure if they work on the virus but i discussed it with my doctor a throw pillow that says live, laugh, love. And to make sure my lungs are squeaky clean, ive been sucking the precious juice from these clorox wipes until i lose consciousness. Speaking of time for my daily dose. From all of us at real news ow stephen hes fine. Trump is still trying to find someone he can blame his poor response to the pandemic on. So far, hes narrowed it down to china, obama, and anyone not named donald trump. as trump i know, ill blame it on the dog. What do you mean i dont have a dog . Then who pooped on he rug . Eric last night, trump lashed out at one of his favorite blame targets, threatening in a letter to the director general of the World Health Organization that he would permanently end all funding to the organization if it did not commit to substantive improvements. No surprise there. The w. H. O. Combines everything trump hates the world, health, and organization. Trumps real target is china and their handling of the coronavirus. Thats why his letter includes this little tidbit as trump on january 28, 2020, after meeting with president xi in beijing, you praised the Chinese Government for its transparency with respect to coronavirus. Yeah, and i seem to remember one member of the w. H. O. On january 24 really going over the top with their praise of china. as trump china has been working very hard to contain the coronavirus. The United States greatly appreciates their efforts and transparency. It will all work out well. In particular, on behalf of the american people, i want to thank president xi ll, at twen very well. But then again, neither has donald trump. Trump feels the w. H. O. Is too close to china, so hes cutting off their funding. China had another idea, because also yesterday, president xi jinping offered to provide 2 billion in the fight against the pandemic and called on other nations to increase their contributions to the w. H. O. Take that, china trump just made you the world leader in fighting this pandemic. Hes got you right where you want you. But youll be happy to hear that trump can be awful about things other than the pandemic. In a huge break with a decadeslong president ial tradition, trump wont be unveiling Barack Obamas white house portrait, partly because trump already made his own unofficial obama portrait. For decades, hanging a predecessors portrait has signaled the peaceful transition of power from president to president , regardless of party politics. Now, this is the biggest diss to a president ial predecessor since john adams refused to wear washingtons teeth. We have got a great show for you tonight. My guest is cbs this morning anchor gayle king. Stick around. 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When you think of a bank, you think of people in a place. But when you have the chase mobile app, your bank can be virtually any place. So, when you get a check. You can deposit it from here. And you can see your transactions and check your balance from here. You can detect suspicious activity on your account from here. And you can pay your friends back from here. So when someone asks you, wheres your bank . You can tell them heres my bank. Or heres my bank. Or, heres my bank. Because if you download and use the chase mobile app, your bank is virtually any place. So visit chase. Com mobile. Stephen welcome back, everybody. Joining me tonight is the cohost of cbs this morning, editor at large of o magazine, and host of the sirius xm show, gayle king in the house. Please welcome, friend of this show and yours, gayle king. Hey, gayle, how are you doing . Hey. Stephen colbert, can i say this before we officially start . I got dressed up for you. Stephen thank you. I havent had on a fancy dress, and my superduper spanx since february. So, picture that for a second. I did this just for you. Stephen thank you. And i havent changed shoes, though, but im still wearing black socks. Stephen good, i put on my spanx for you, too there you go. Stephen just for this moment. Im so thrilled. Stephen now, have you gone out are you just in your apartment, or are you going outside at all . Stephen, i didnt go outside for 32 days. Im not kidding. I was so freaked out by it. You know, this is a moving target that keeps changing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I went out. It was nice. The birds were singing. There were trees, there was grass, there were people wonderful, i had on a mask. I went back in, and i didnt go out again for another week. So i went out this past weekend. Stephen yes, yes. So i have been out twice in 50something days. Stephen wow. And, you know, its interesting because im a very people person. I have a new tshirt that said, i was a people person till people ruined it for me. Because were now like human weapons walking around. I just took the Antibody Test. Stephen oh, yes. Why, did you think you had it . I thought back in everybodys saying this anecdotally, but i really do believe this december, january, i had an awful cough. It ws a really terrible thing. I went to the doctor three times because i thought i had pneumonia. Turns out i didnt have pneumonia. But i said, i know ive got this thing. After all the covid stuff started. So i took the Antibody Test really feeling, okay, good, i know its going to come back and it will say its positive, and then i can say i had it, i didnt die, and i got through it. When the doctor called me stephen, and said, gayle, your results are negative. I went, negative are you sure . Is an effective test . And she goes, well, that wasnt the reaction i was expecting. I said, look, i dont mean to be disrespectful, but in a weird way i was really hoping that id already had it. Negative, ive not been exposed, i never had it. So, knock on wood, im healthy. My favorite son, will, said, mom, you tested negative for a deadly virus. I think the word youre looking for is thank you, doctor. Bu now youre even more vigilant about it, stephen, honestly. Im more vigilant about making sure that i dont get it. Stephen did you say your favorite son, will . My favorite son, will, yes. Yes, he is my favorite son, will. Stephen now, youre coming up on your First Anniversary with your cohosts, Anthony Mason and Tony Dokoupil. Yeah. Stephen has the crisis bonded you guys even more . Well, you know, this is interesting because were the only morning show that are operating from three different locations. And what i know about me is i really like the camaraderie at the table. I like the collaboration that we have. So its different. But i do think that its made a very different kind of newscast for all of us, in a good way, in a good way. Because youre actually you know, viewers are inviting you into their home, but theyre now being invited into ours. And i dont know about you, stephen, but everybody is a freaking critic. You know, they go, gayle, the pillow is crooked. Your pictures are crooked. What is the color of your wall . They said to Anthony Mason, are those beer bottles behind you . What are those stoppers . Is Tony Dokoupil really in the basement . Everybody is a critic. Stephen yes, ive gotten a thats what an. T i need stephen, theres a website called room rater or something. Anthony mason got a nine out of ten, why . Stephen, because he doesnt have the obligatory bookshelf behind him. Turn around, mr. Colbert. Stephen i know im in my Little Library here. He doesnt have the obligatory bookshelf, and he has beautiful art. And they said, gayle gets docked two points because of that terrible salmon color on her walls. So, everybody is a critic. But you know the thing i think is so great, is the viewers are really glad to see us. Every day somebody says to me, seeing the three of you, youre smiling, you seem glad to be there and honest to god, we really are it gives me a sense of normalcy. So, that makes me feel good. Stephen you know, i feel, i feel the same way, you know . Whether its your show, or a certain podcast i listen to. Yes, yes. Stephen im just very grateful people are out there doing it. And it gives me some sense of why people might write me and say, im glad youre ing yo stephen, ese aryark te times. And its its a big responsibility. Its a big privilege, as you know, to be able to tell the story. Stephen it is. Im really glad to be here, really glad to be here. Stephen now, speaking of strange days. Ill tell you what was strange for me was that the governor shut down any crowds of, like, 400 people or more, or something. So we had to get out of the ed sullivan theater, toot suite. We did one show with nobody in the ed sullivan, than we left and i started doing my show from the bathtub the next monday. I saw that. Stephen and i turn on the tv, and youre in my theater how did you like it . I liked it. I liked it. Number one, o you know gene and wade and dante . Stephen of course. Your crew guys are awesome. Stephen they are amazing. He was one of ours and now hes yours. Youve got one of the best teams in television. Those guys were so welcoming to us. Stephen theyre incredible. So nice to us. Stephen yeah. And it was really nice digs. Then we got kicked out of there. And so now im here at my home. Stephen get out we were kicked out of there, mr. Colbert. Stephen not before did you some posing. I like this. I like this. I got this you sent me an email with this photo on it. I liked it. I was tempted to sketch you like one of my french girls. Yes, stephen, i was feeling very shy that day. Actually, i got on your table and was ready to sing happy birthday to you happy birthday dear stephen happy birthday to you i knew you could take the joke, so i wasnt worried that you would be upset about it. Stephen i love it, i hope you guys were comfortable. We thank you for letting us take over your digs. Stephen okay, now, obviously, youve been in the news for years. Yeah. Stephen youre a news junky. Very much still. Stephen while the coronavirus is, like, the allencompassing global story, it affects everyone. What are the stories that you think that should be talked about right now that were just not talking about enough . Stephen, i cant believe that were not talking about a Political Campaign, campaign 2020. You know, were sitting here in may heading into june. The conventions are supposed to be julyaugust. I still dont know whats going to be up with those, with them yet. But here we are in the middle of a very important Political Campaign and, you know, when joe biden gets major endorsements, its not even the we needo getymore, becauseis i. There and vote and make our voices heard. So i worry that the Political Campaign is just sort of getting lost in the shuffle. Stephen yeah, i mean, normally speaking, i mean im not in the news, but we do jokes about the election. I know. Stephen and ive been doing that since the 2000 election. This is 2004, 8, 12 this is the sixth one. Yeah. Stephen and this is the first time im not constantly talking about the president ial campaign at this point. So is that hard for you . Is that hard for you . Stephen no, we just do whatever we just talk about whatever the National Conversation is right now. We dont i dont set any agenda. Its whatever people are talking about. Its odd, its strange, its another thing in on the list of bizarre. Yeah. Stephen and on the bonfire of normality, throw another log on. Yeah, that Ahmaud Arbery case, too, i think more and more people are starting to cover that. I think thats a very important story. Ordinarily, that, i think, would get more coverage than its getting. Its bubbling up, and i think there is more to come on that story, too. Stephen and thered be more protests if people felt comfortable being together in groups. Exactly right. Stephen gayle, we have to take a little bit of a break, but well be right back, everybody, with more gayle king. Does scrubbing grease feel like a workout . Scrub less with dawn ultra. Its superior greasecleaning formula gets to work faster. Making easy work of tough messes. Dawn is a goto greasecleaner throughout the kitchen, too. Keep a bottle in the laundry room to pretreat greasy stains. And keep dawn in the garage to lift grease off car rims. Its even gentle enough to clean wildlife affected by oil. 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Off sc Johnson Stephen hey, everybody. Were back with gayle king and her very shiny dress. Now, you have a weekly radio show on sirius xm. Yes. Stephen whats the name of the show . Listen to this title, Stephen Gayle king in the house. James okay. Drop the microphone. You know thats good. Stephen well, shes always in the house right now. Exactly. Stephen what are your stories this week . What are you talking about . Well, so they came they aproachy mood because they said in this time of covid would you be interested . We just want a voice that is the word wasnt soothing but they said was normal, that could solicit both points of view on any topic. Stephen youre soothing. Huh . Stephen youre soothing. Im soothing. I want to be soothing. But, i mean, im open to all sorts of conversation from all different points of view. Everybody is terrified about covid. Listen, thats how it started, and it is covidbased. But, you know, were talking now about do we continue the show . Because, as you know, im a news junky. I was talking about Michael Jordans last dance. That documentary is knockout. I was talking about the disney singalong. I was talking about covid what are you learning about yourself . What are you learning about other people . How have you changed . So its every thursday, every thursday at 5 00. You know what the i want the topic to be tomorrow night . Thursday night dating in covid. Or relationships in covid. I think people are either getting closer together i know you and evie are tight, so im not worried about yall. Stephen tighter than ever. I know it, i believe it, i see her. So either covid relationships are either going to bring you closer together, or theyre going to rip you apart. Theres either going to be more divorces or more babies. So, relationships in covid. Dating in covid. Hows it going for you . Whats your story . Thats what i want to talk about this thursday. Stephen before before we go, i want to i want to talk about what everybody is doing these days. Theres a lot more home cooking going on. Oh, god. Stephen right now, are you next question stephen have you have you dove in. Next stephen no . Youre not a cooker . Stephen, i tried listen, i lived in this apartment for three months, and i turned on the oven. It wasnt working. I called downstairs, excuse me, you know, i dont want to cause a problem, but my ovens not working. They sent somebody up, and they said, miss king, its not hooked up. How long have you been here . I go, three months. Oh, its not hooked up. Is that the problem . Anyway, so that tells you something about cooking. I walked in the kitchen, all the appliances just sort of died. So i took it in my mind, i saw people making banana bread. I tried. Ive tried twice. Stephen its a staple. I tried twice. Stephen and . Not so good. It was in the oven, you take it out, you stick the thing and its still wet and messy, and i know thats not good. So i think, stephen, theres something wrong with my oven. I dont think its me. But im done with the baking. Stephen, thats not my skill set. Please, dont judge. Stephen im not judging at all. Please dont tell. Stephen i made some sourdough last night that you could drive a nail with. Hey, stephen, that aint good are you cooking, really . Stephen all the time, all the time. Were here with the kids, and we trade off nights cooking. Everybody is responsible for a different night of the week. So, are you guys bonding more than ever before . I think your family was already pretty tight. Stephen were pretty tight. We turned out to bchr eather. Thats good. Stephen thats really nice. Thats a lovely thing to discover. Well, this heng stephen so try quarantining with me, myself, and me. Im sick of me, myself. I go and stand in the living room and wave at the birds, hi, my name is gayle ill be here tomorrow. Or you walk by a mirror and say, hey, gayle, how are you doing . So i do think that this is a tough time, i believe, to be single, speaking for myself. I really wish at this point i wasnt by myself. But i also know, that said, im one of the lucky ones. Knock on wood. Im healthy. I have a job that i really like. I like the place where i live. So i cant have a cry for me argentina moment. It isnt that. That said, i think everybody wants to share their life with someone, especially during times like this. You know, i have great friends. My children and i are really tight. But theyre in california. Everybody i really care about stephen, really care about, is in california. Im here in new york. I dont know when im going. Im not getting on a plane. So i dont know when that will be. Thats hard. Stephen well, thanks for sharing a little bit of your life with us right now. You want to come get me, stephen . Ill come over your house. Stephen i would love to. Well pitch a tent for you out in the yard. But you cant come in. I feel so loved thank you, Stephen Colbert. Stephen cbs this morning airs weekdays at 7 00 a. M. On cbs. Gayle king, everyone our firstyear anniversary. Stephen firstyear anniversary coming up. When we come back, ill do some crafting with our friend, amy sedaris. Stick around. This coke could get you out of the house. This iced coffe could wake you up. This frappe could be considered a date. Whatever this order is for you, well be here to take it. Any size soft drinks are just a dollar at mcdonalds. Who has the highest percentage of its vehiclesto longevity, well be here to take it. Still on the road today . Subaru. When it comes to best overall value, who does intellichoice rank number one . Subaru. And when it comes to safety, who has more 2020 iihs top safety pick winning vehicles . More than toyota, honda, and hyundaicombined . 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Stephen you said you were ready. I didnt know that was my job. Stephen have you never watched your fathers Television Show . Ive seen the regular brand. Stephen thanks. This is a special quarantine edition of Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. Standard disclaimer i dont know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. Okay, ill be right back. Audience, this year on my taxes, im claiming my sourdough starter as a dependent. I did not end up using this time to finish reading my novel. And by finish i mean start. And by novel i mean nespresso instruction booklet. You put the pod in. You push the button. Why is there a book . When i zoom with people, i spend the entire time looking at myself zooming with them. If we have to be in isolation, im hoping well get to find out which celebrities actually have grey hair. My moneys on kermit. Youre 65, kermy youre not fooling anyone. I invented a new drinking game. Minus the game. Oh i miss normal new york so much, at this point, id pay a tourist to walk slowly in front of me for five blocks. If i had to join tiktok or die, im sure it would be a nice funeral. I feel bad about missing some weddings this summer but pretty good about missing the other ones. Audience, i recently watched the shining, and all i could think of was well, yeah. Hes trying to work from home, and you keep interrupting him. Ive bingewatched so many scandinavian crime dramas, i can now say it was you all along in danish. Det var dig hele tiden, johann oh new high score. Forgive me, audience we forgive you stephen thanks. Well be right back. Hydroxychloroquine . Im taking it. Hydroxychloroquine. When . Right now, yeah. Because i think its good. Ive heard a lot of good stories. Im not going to get hurt by it. What the hell do you have to lose . Y nacho stack. I wish i could stack pringles but i dont have hands or a mouth to. Cool, play my dance playlist. Theres a flavor stack for everyone. 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Whatever this order is for you, well be here to take it. If there was one immediate when we closed in march,wynn it was keeping all 15,000 teammembers on board with full pay and free testing for all. We then focused our fivestar level of service to all who needed it and did what we always do. We cared about everything and everyone. In our communities and in our homes, we were there. With food and supplies and with love. We made improvements to peoples lives. We strove to be better. And we made people happy. Like we always do. This closure may have temporarily taken us out of wynn and encore. But it couldnt take the wynn and encore out of us. And now. We are proud to welcome you back. Stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest is a very funny comedian and expert crafter you know from strangers with candy, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt bojack horseman, and at home with amy sedaris. Please welcome my dear friend, amy sedaris hey, look at that isnt that nice . Hey, good to see you again. It is so good to see you stephen you are an accomplished crafter. This is known to everyone who knows amy sedaris. Do you what are you crafting these days in quarantine . What are you working on . Actually, what ive been doing is covering lighters. You know, i like to take a lighter and make a cover for it. Stephen like a plastic butane lighter . A lighter. Heres my latest line. I dont know, its a label from a show, for example. I decorate them, and i sell them for 10, when i have an audience. But i dont have an audience right now, so i dont know what im going to do with them. I thought today, we would make popsicle sick people. And i got this from a book on bible crafts. Stephen bible crafts . Bible crafts. And i figured everyone has a tongue depressor at home or a popsicle stick. Stephen really . Everyone has a tongue depressor at home . I think so. Yeah, i think so. Wow, thats a big box. Stephen i was sent a box i was sent a box of these because i do not have Tongue Depressors at home. Oh,y . You can also use a popsicle stick. You just melt them out in the sun, the popsicles, then i like the stain stephen or eat them, or eat them. Why do you melt them . Oh, yeah, yeah, you can eat them, too. But i just hate that now they advertise a popsicle stick so its not any fun, so i moved on to Tongue Depressors. Stephen okay, so what am i supposed to do with these . This is what youre going to do. Now, i just want you to know ahead of time, heres some of my favorites. This is like a z. Z. Top, so you can have nice craft hair. But i just got rid of all my craft hair. So, i was so disappointed. Stephen why did you get rid of your craft hair . I decided to get rid of a bunch of crap i had. Cuomo. Stephen thats cuomo . Yeah. Nick kroll, yeah. The list goes on. There, there you can do plain ones, you know, stick it in your flower pot. Stephen okay, so ive got start me off. Talk me through it. Im a novice. You can take the other end of one if you want to save them. If you want to save your sticks. Stephen okay. So you just take this is what i did. Youre going to need a jar full of either the hair from your hair brush. I have some rabbit hair in there. I have some choppedup wigs in her. I have a little some cotton bits in here, rabbit fur, and stuff from my vacuum cleaner. You just start collecting hair. Again, i got rid of all my hair. So then then youre going to take a depressor. Youre going to apply some glue, where you want the eyes to go, where youre going to put googly eyes. Stephen im on it. Or a beard or something. Just put it, wherever you put it on the tongue depressor. When you dip it into this jar stephen just put the glue where you normally would on a tongue depressor is what youre saying. Exactly. Now i went ahead and i used adhesive googly eyes. Because i didnt want my glue i didnt want the eyes to get lost in my jar of hair. You understand this. But normally, these are my googly eyes. Stephen well, thats off to a good start. Thats off to a good start. Im pretty really happy about tha. Its like a prey animal. Its got eyes on the side of its head. Then youre going to stick it into that jar what do you have hairwise . What do you have in your jar . Stephen i dont have i didnt know i was supposed to have a jar of hair. Could you get me some scissors . Sure. Stephen sure, johns going to get me some scissors. Ill just take some of my hair. Really . Stephen i have a lot of hair. I got too much look at this. Stephen, Stephen Stephen i have the tufts back there. You dont have a lot of hair. Stephjo w you . St little tuft. Just a tuft right there. John, you are doing it all. John you probably dont stephen there we go, okay. All right. So ill put a ill put a little on top here. Okay. Stephen oh, god oh, my god laughing its not easy stephen dont tell your mom. Dont it really is not easy. It really isnt. Stephen okay. Im im going im going oh, my god. Evies going to kill me. Okay, ere, i made myself. Oh, well, you stick it in the jar, see oh, you did oh, thats a good one this is what i do. You stick it it totally didnt work. You stick it into the jar. Heres mine. Stephen that is absolutely that is grounds that is grounds for medication. What is that . Yeah, see, the thing, is you stick it in the jar, and wherever it lands up, makes you laugh. Anyway stephen now, aim, your show of course is called at home with amy sedaris. Its as if you prepared for coronavirus ahead of time by making your fabulous career all at home. How do you feel . I mean, im home a lot. Im not a shutin, but i spend a lot of time at home, and i take care of my home so that hasnt been the problem. You know what i mean . I love being at home. Stephen now, and you my friend paul dinello actually lived together for many years, and i practically lived with you, because i think for about 15 years, i saw one of the two of you, if not both of you, every day for 15 years. Oh, no, isnt that fun stephen how do you think we would do together in quarantine . Bring a book i think wed well, wed watch documentaries. Stephen a lot of documentaries, exactly. But i did bring some blasts from the past, stephen. Do you remember when you made this for me . You can see it. Stephen oh, i do yes,o. T p i chon harbor on the shore. Yeah. Stephen and i i found that pottery in charleston harbor, and i made it into a pin for you. You sure did, and i still have it, and i love it. Stephen im so glad. Its got a little man walking on it, doesnt it. Oh, good memory yeah. Its a good one. And then i brought my jerri blank wig, which needs styling stephen aww. This is a blast from the past segment. I know, right, right. And then, i thought this would be fun because i dont have yours, but i have pauls first head shot. Stephen i dont have mine handy, im afraid. Thats pauls first head shot . Yeah, isnt that good. Stephen he hasnt aged a day. Yeah. Stephen and neither have you, and neither have you. Well, season three of at home with amy sedaris premieres tomorrow. It is the perfect thing to watch while quarantining. Well, we are kind of quarantined on the show. Because its a set it all takes place in a set, like an i dream of jeanie bottle. So, it will be interesting to see if maybe people are tired of being inside. Its a fun season. Ks. Its one of my favorites. Stephen well, fantastic. Its in the top three. Its in the top three . Stephen well, stay safe. You, too. Stephen stay healthy. Nice to see your face. John, it was good to see you bye okay, see you. Stephen amy sedaris, everybody z3x6bz zi0z y3x6by yi0y stephen now stick around for james corden. But first, before we do any of that, lets say good night with some music from jon batiste and stay human. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by cbs the late late show, oh, oh the late late show oh, oh its the late late show james good evening, everyone. Thank you for staw