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And a lot of people are looking forward to it. Because in the latest abc Washington PostLunchables Brunchables poll, joe biden leads the president by 15 points. Thats good news. If these polls hold true biden could have the biggest margin of victory since Hillary Clinton was elected president in 2016. Biden ise len rt suburbanites by an historic margin. Makes sense. A lot of suburbanites can identify with the fact that biden has one really cool black friend and keeps bringing him up all the time. But the main reason trumps losing is his bungling of the pandemic response. 54 of Americans Trust biden over trump on handling the covid crisis. Yes, trump has alienated a group of singleissue voters the antidying demographic. They got their own bumper stickers. So, with americans being infected by the tens of thousands every day and his polls in freefall, yesterday, the president announced that he is bringing back his Coronavirus Task force briefings. Its the reboot nobody wanted dirty grandpa 2020. Now, the first briefing was scheduled for after i taped tonights show. I havent seen it yet, so no one tell me which household chemical he drinks this time. Because last time trump did these briefings, his approval numbers plummeted after he advocated injectable lysol. So this time, aides are saying the plan is to keep them short and tight. I dont know how theyre going to do that, unless they fit the president with one of those doggy shock collars. We are making great progress on the quest for a vaccine, just like the great warriors who fought to defend the confederate flag. Geegh ggeeghh ugh, god. This is just like when i try to run out into the street. I saw a squirrel we got a preview of the president s message from White House Press secretary kayleigh mcenany, seen here trying to guess the ethnicity of the guys fixing her roof. Today, mcenany said this. These are going to be short briefings, that the president mainly delivering information to the American People thats needed on therapeutics and vaccines. And the way this president has cut down barriers and got us to the point where we already have a vaccine in phase iii Clinical Trial because of this president. Stephen oh, so hes trying to take credit for the vaccine. as trump i actually invented vaccines. I said, lets take a little bit of disease and stick it into a healthy person. Same way i approach sex. Still, its good that hes going to be talking about the new scientific developments, and deferring to the experts, except not, because many of the briefings are likely to feature just the president. So instead of getting the old band back together, were just getting a daily performance trumps solo project the bleach boy. Trump has been so busy shanking the response to the coronavirus that he forgot about his real passion project demonizing immigrants. But hes gone back to basics because earlier today, trump barred the u. S. Census from counting undocumented immigrants, saying in a statement, my administration will not support giving congressional representation to aliens who enter or remain in the country unlawfully because doing so would create perverse incentives. as trump yes, it gives aliens perverse incentives. Ive heard what theyre doing with those probes. He continued, there used to be a time when you could proudly declare, i am a citizen of the United States. Yeah. And that ended around january 20th, 2017. Jokes like this make stephen long for an audience slam stephen of course, theresli fact that its completely unconstitutional. Because it is congress, not the president , that article 1, section 2 of the constitution empowers to carry out the actual enumeration of the countrys population, but trump doesnt take no from the constitution. He just grabs it by the preamble. Speaking of unconstitutional, last night in Portland Oregon nameless federal stormtroopers again fired tear gas and flash grenades at protesters. Or as trump put it, we are trying to help portland, not hurt it. You want to help the people of portland, you dont send in goons to round them up you buy their organic fairtrade macrame. One of the headlines this week was a group of moms who stood between the feds and protesters. Well, last night, they were joined by a group of dads. Glad theyre there, showing their support. But that is classic dad. as dad sure, mom drove you to every dance practice, but i took you out for pizza after the recital remember that . I didnt know you danced local officials arent happy. Oregon Governor Kate Brown complained, we cannot have secret police abducting people in unmarked vehicles. I cant believe i have to say that to the president of the United States. Really . You cant believe that . Just one of a long list of other things you shouldnt have to say to the president of the United States like Frederick Douglass is dead, dont inject bleach, and you cant date your daughter. But trump believes he knows why the local officials are really complaining. The governor and the mayor and the senators out there, they are afraid of these people. Thats the reason they dont want us to help them. Theyre afraid. They are actually afraid of these people, and thats why i they say they dont want the feeral government helping. Stephen oh, yeah. Theyre frightened because these protesters are incredibly scary. Like this woman doing yoga to distract the feds. That is naked aggression theres only one federal agency that can handle that sort of protest. This fall on cbs obgyncis. The cases are cold and so is the speculum. But portland is just the beginning. Im not etch going to look at you. But portland is just the beginning. Because yesterday, the president suggested deploying his duck duck goosesteppers to other cities. This is worse than afghanistan by far. Stephen i guess were going to war with chicago for 19 years. Look, theyve got to have some oil in that deep dish. Yesterday, Homeland Security officials confirmed that they are making preparations to deploy federal agents to chicago. This is going to get bad. Because trump wants more chaos. The conflict makes him feel like a big man. So these secret police are really being sent out to escalate the protests. And its easy to escalate conflict in chicago. Just wear a cubs hat to a sox game or put ketchup on a hot dog. They will cut you. And its not just chicago. Trump is planning a tour. Were looking at chicago too, were looking at new york. Whats happening in new york, a place i love, i love new york and look at whats going on over there . Stephen wow, that is chilling. Which is why new york city mayor bill deblasio tweeted, weve seen the chaos secret police are creating in portland. We wont let it happen here. To which new yorkers said, you tell em deblasio. Also, shut up deblasio you see, new yorkers dont like trump, but they arent huge deblasio fans, either. And no one is really sure what deblasio can do to keep out trumps goons. So lifes about to look a little different in new york. Just ask some of our most famous new yorkers. As the secret police descended on new york city, i couldnt help but wonder, if i have secrets, am i the police . I kind of like the idea of having a strong man throw a bag over my head. As long as he has a really big baton. While federal agents were violating civil rights uptown, downtown, steve was protecting mirandas rights. Habeas corpus habeas corpus stephen now, if youre looking to escape the trump hellscape, you now have one less option for your dream vacation, because american tourists are now banned from the bahamas as our coronavirus cases spike. Which is a refreshing change from the usual reason americans get banned from the bahamas drunkenly trying to take a dolphin parasailing. The bahamas is just the latest in a long list of countries banning u. S. Tourists, including japan, new zealand, canada, mexico, and all 27 countries of the european union. The downside is we cant go anywhere. But the upside is where in the world is carmen san diego . Just got a lot easier. Shes in san diego. Wee lking to climate activist Greta Thunberg, plus keeganmichael key drops by. But when we come back, meanwhile. Join us. Wont you . Where are you . honey, did you hear about these new geico savings . Mom . Youll get an extra 15 on top of what geico could already save you. Can i call you back . 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When you switch on our new, upgraded network. Itchy . Scratchy . Family not get charmin ultra strong. It just cleans better, so your family can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. [10th gen intel bong] its about the next 10 years. But this is something you can do today. You can make a difference today. By completing the 2020 census. The census impacts hospitals. Schools. Public transportation. And most importantly, our representation in government. It gives us an opportunity to be heard. Its easy. Its only 10 questions. So do you part. Go to 2020census. Gov and complete the census today. What are you waiting for . Stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to a late show. Lets check in with our friend, master of the ham bone, mr. Jon batiste. Slapping his legs so hard theyve turned bright pink. Jon fuchsia. Youve got to have the fuchsia. Stephen hey, you know, i really enjoyed talking with you last night about john lewis. Jon oh, yeah. Stephen looking at that footage from four years ago of you talking to him when you guys were getting your hair done jon yes. Stephen i dont think of you as having grown any older. Jon uhhuh. Stephen youre just still jon batiste, who i met five or six years ago, but, man, you look like a kid jon man. Stephen you were so young and vital. But in that you look like you just got out of high school. Did that strike you like that . Jon definitely. Its something about the short hair, but its in my aura. A lot of stuff has changed over the last five years. Weve gone through a lot. Stephen yes, we have. laughter happy to have dope it with you. Jon absolutely. Its been a pleasure. Stephen well, jon, you mind playing us out to the next act . Jon oh, yeah, of course. Ive got my old piano right over here stephen yes, sir. Stephen thank you, jon. Jon dont you worry about a thing. Stephen folks, i spend a lot of time carefully folding the biggest stories of the day into individual drawers and shelves, rolling up every topical sock, and arranging the tshirts by color in the pristine konmar closet that is my monologue. But once in awhile, i like to drag a halfwet pile of topical underwear and towels out of the dryer, ball em up, and leave em on the floor to fester into the dank, moldy clothes pile of news that is my segment quarantinewhile stephen quarantinewhile, Johnnie Walker whisky will be sold in paper bottles next year. And you may be saying, but 80 proof booze will eat right through a paper bottle to which i say, youre not drinking it fast enough. Quarantinewhile, a torontobased company is offering new fashion forward hazmat suits for air travel. I said air twavel. I should just keep the air twavel in. I dont think the joke will be better than that. laughter a torontobased company is offering new fashion forward hazmat suits for air travel. Also a good excuse when your seatmate tries to make small talk. Im so sorry i cant hear you through the nightmare we live in. Quarantinewhile, fastfood chain taco bell announced that it will be retiring some menu items. Starting august 13 they will no longer the 7layer burrito, nachos supreme, the beefy fritos burrito triple layer nachos, and seven more. But dont worry, if you order one of these items every day starting tomorrow, you still have time to be dead before theyre gone. Also, if youre sitting next to the person who eats those items on your plane, be sure to get one of these. Quarantinewhile, Mark Zuckerberg prompted memes and jokes online after a picture of him with too much sunscreen on his face made it to social media. Okay, before we see the picture, let me just say shame on you, internet. Just because Mark Zuckerberg isnt the most likable guy, that doesnt mean he deserves to be made fun of for dear god what is that . Is he auditioning for the part of data . 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It beautifully pairs a smiling mouth with the eyes of someone not smiling, for a look that says, one of us is really gonna enjoy your murder. laughter when we come back, im going to change my shirt, cut my hair, go several months back in time, and then keeganmichael key and i are going to talk about some movies we did together that may be coming soon. Stick around. At tmobile, you dont have to choose between a Great Network and the best prices. Switch your family from at t or verizon to tmobile and you will save up to 50 off your Current Service and smart phones. 50 with unlimited talk, text and data. All on a network built with our best signals for coverage. And keep your current phones. Well pay them off up to 450 bucks each. Now get an Amazing Network for an amazing price. Only at tmobile. Killer attitude. Nevor hydration. Neutrogena® hydro boost. The 1 hyaluronic acid moisturizer delivers 2x the hydration for supple, bouncy skin. Neutrogena®. We took the fullsize bar, and cut it. 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Stephen even though we dont know anything about these movies or what the movies were or what the parts or plots were, i cant remember, our Graphics Department has putting to posters of these movies that may never be released now, and would you like to see what movies we were in together . I would love to see the movies we were in together. Im sure if we see the posters, it might jog our memories. Stephen that would help a bit. It definitely would help. Im glad to hear that because its time for maybe coming soon welcome to maybe coming soon . Some dogs go to heaven, others get reincarnated as a middleaged man. Thats right. I remember this. Stephen this is such a heartwarming story. Right. Because it was about the fact that the dog had been such a bully in his dog life, but then when he comes back as a man, then another overbearing man, who acted the way he did when he was a dog, it was a reversal, an attitudinal reversal. Stephen i was your dog. Yes, you were, in human form. Stephen why was your do dog i was a dog and came back a man and you recognized me, something in my eyes. And you never spoke a single word of english in the film, you barked as a man. And the fact that you could show that range of emotion when, literally, i saw the script every day. It literally would say because my name is martin, and i would have dialogue, and it would say san di, and it would say woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. The fact that you imbued those lines of subtext was stephen thank you. You were amazing. Stephen thank you. Jim . Yeah, uhhuh. Stephen my wifes friends husband. Weve lived this one. Weve all lived this one. This is a true story and its happening now. Fate brought them together, the wives forced them to talk. Stephen the bratwurst scene, when im going over with a fork to turn it and you go, no, you get tongs, instead. And thats when you and i begin to understand that this isnt about our wives anymore. No. Stephen yeah. Its about two people and their excuse me whoo and their differences. And remember, and then i put my arms around you. Stephen yeah. And i used the tongs. Wow, its really coming back. Stephen yeah. I used the tongs and you used the fork. Stephen yeah. Jim . Oh, man. Okay. This is oh, right. Remember this . This was this came back to me almost immediately. Theres something i want to say to you right now, stephen. Theres an old adage, and this reminds me of it, there are no small parts. Okay. Stephen no. You may have been eight inches tall in the movie, but your heart was the size of that baseball field, and i just want to make sure that you understand. I never had a chance to say that because i only shot those four days. Stephen heres the thing, and im learning from you, which i did not know before, and its my bad, because i should have read the script. Yeah. Stephen im an improviser by nature, i try not to get bogged down in the words. I thought because it was called designated giant, it wasnt that i was small, it was that you were large, and thats why you had the big, like, the crazy bat because you were a giant. But, in fact, i was small, and thats why, in the final scene, i say, i didnt understand what the movie was about. I didnt understand why the director had me say that, and i realize now that that was actually a deposition, that was not dialogue, because i was being sued for not having read the script. You should have read the script. You definitely should have read the script. And i loved the fact that you werent expecting so what youre telling me is when you saw the beanstalk in left field, that was real surprise on your face. Youre, like, im climbing that . Because you had no idea what the hell was going on. No, no. It was like you were in a Robert Altman film. You didnt know what was happening. Stephen i would also point out that the tag line for the movie is fee fi home run. You can understand why i thought you were a giant. It says fee fi home run. Its a very misleading poster im towering over the baseball field. Stephen im glad theyre going to see this, because this, i think, is our finest work yet. Yes. Yes. Fee fie home run. Stephen youre taking me back. Now all the thoughts are blossoming up. Its really something else. Stephen well, youre a creative genius. As are you. Stephen keeganmichael key. Youre not an actor, youre a reactor. It was really a pleasure to work with you. Stephen acting is reacting. Mmhmm. No acting, please. Thats what i always say. Yeah, dont do anything, and then do everything. Stephen keeganmichael key, everybody take care,. Thank you so much. Stephen bye. What a blast. Stephen thanks again to keeganmichael key for joining me for maybe coming soon . The Season Finale of keegans show game on airs tomorrow on cbs. Well be right back with climate activist Greta Thunberg. Last chance. 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Stephen ive so looked forward to talking to you, and im so glad youve made some time for us today because you have been extraordinarily busy in just the last week. I mean, obviously for the last two years. But in just the last week, i understand, yesterday, you were awarded the first ever gulbenkian prize for humanity, which is a portuguese prize, i understand. Yes. Stephen and what is the award for . What was the presentation like . Well, its called the gulbenkian prize for humanity, so its the humanitarian award, and its, of course, a huge honor. The prize money is for 1 million euros, which is more money than i can even begin to imagine. Stephen wow, that is a lot of thats a lot of euroeuro bills, yall. Yeah. Stephen what will happen with that money now . Well, all of that money will be donated through my foundation to projects and organizations who are working, who are fighting for a Sustainable World and defending nature and helping those who have already been hit hardest by the climate, the ecological crisis. Stephen this past friday marked 100 weeks of your School Strike for the climate. It started in august of 2018. You sat alone outside the swedish parliament. What did you imagine would happen, and what do you think of what has happened, what youve inspired since then . Well, to be honest, i didnt have any expectations at all. I just thought thats well, i need to do something because this is such a crucial time, and it is my moral duty as a human being, as a citizen, to do everything i can. So i just thought, well, ill just do something. So i just sat down and started school striking. I didnt think it would lead to anything. I just thought i need to do something, anything. But then it just kind of exploded out of nowhere. It started spreading to Different Countries and then different continents and then suddenly, it was a global movement. Stephen to me, it spoke to a hunger for an opportunity to take action and for people to speak out, and you were a spark that lit that fire for people. What is it about the last 100 weeks of you doing this that surprised you the most . Like, what surprised you the most in a positive and a negative direction . Well, i guess what has surprised me the most is just how many people that cared and how many people, especially young people, who actually see this and sort of understand that this is an existential crisis. Stephen yes, because last september was the largest single global protest day in history, 4 Million People turned out around the world in one day to talk about the ongoing Climate Crisis. Yeah. And then the week after that, we had another 3 million. So, yeah, it really shows that things are starting to happen. More and more people are starting to become aware. The level of awareness is still close to not even close to where we need to be, but, still, it feels like were slowly starting to wake up. Stephen and is there anything that surprised you about, like, negative reactions you got to this . Because you became the focus of hostility for reasons that i dont entirely understand, but from media figures, from politicians. What did that feel like . Well, i think yeah, there are some things that have surprised me. I mean, first of all, how far some people are willing to go to just keep the focus away from the Climate Crisis. I mean, everything from organized hate campaigns to threats, just because they feel threatened by a couple of young kids taking to the streets. And also that people in such powerful positions, like president s and heads of state, go on , to for instance, social media, to actively try to silence young activists and mock, and i just find that very well, in one way, its hilarious because it shows they have nowhere left to go, and it also shows that we are actually having we are having an impact because there must be a reason why theyre trying to silence us, and that must be because we are being loud and we are having an impact. Stephen yeah, they wouldnt react this way unless they saw the Climate Movement a threat somehow to their status quo. Yeah, exactly. Stephen whats it like to go to Something Like davos and speak to people in the room who you know are in positions of power first of all, what do you think about such meetings if you think about them at all and, second, whats it like to address those people . Its very strange and surreal to address these people and, honestly, i dont really understand why i get invited to these kinds of meeting because i just go there and i tell them that you need to start getting to work and take this seriously, and they just say, yeah, we agree, and they applaud, and then back to back to how it was before. Stephen when you came to the United States, you sailed when you came to new york for the u. N. , you sailed over. Had you ever done a big sail like that before . Because thats a long way to be on a boat. Actually, before that, i had never i think i had one time stepped my foot on a sailing boat, never sailed before. Stephen what was that like . Because ive done some very long ocean sailing voyages, just under sail power, no motor power at all, and its very strange out there, isnt it . It is. Stephen but you also get this extraordinary feeling that, wait, thso much of the world i dont know anything about because 75 of the world is this, where most people never go. Yeah. Stephen how did that affect your view of the world that youre trying to do so much to save . I mean, both like you said, you realize how much i dont know, how much we dont know. I mean, when youre out there, youre just completely at the mercy of nature, and you have to act accordingly. So it just really puts things into a different perspective. And when you are out there, you also have to completely trust the Scientific Data and the weather models and the meteorologists that send weather updates, you just have to trust that. And, yeah, you dont take any unnecessary risks, you dont act irresponsibly, and, i mean, you wouldnt come to think of, like, if you get cold, you would not light a fire on deck because you are cold. 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Leaders but also to Global Leaders because this weekend there was a big meeting held in brussels where e. U. Leaders gathered to discuss budgets and investments, the e. U. C. E. O. Meeting, which is over now after pthey couldnt agree. But, so, it was kind of to do that before this meeting and to tell them that you need to treat this crisis like a crisis, you need to stop pretending that we can solve this within todays systems, and you need to start treating the Climate Crisis like the crisis because if we dont treat it as a crisis, we wont be able to solve it. And then we had some things in there like safeguard and protect democracy and protect workers, leave behind establish binding annual carbon based study and include total emissions in figures and diverse fossil fuels and make ecocide a National Crime and things like that and to say to them that we are no longer going to play your game on your terms because this is a crisis and this is a matter of life and death for so many people. Stephen what is the coved crisis and the reduction of emissions do to covid crisis . What does that mean to you . Do you see anything in there and the possibility of change is this. No. I mean, some people say that the coronavirus ha is positive for environments which is not true at all. The corona pandemic is a tragedy and nothing else, and i dont think we should speak of it as an opportunity to build back better or whatever because its such a tragedy. And these emission cuts have been temporarily and coincidental and, so, yeah, of course, theres nothing positive to come out from that. But one thing that the corona pandemic will lead to is that it will change the way that we treat and perceive an emergency and a crisis because this only shows that the Climate Crisis has never once been treated as a crisis. And, so so, yeah. Stephen well, thats interesting because now we see, when we truly believe that life is on the line, we will go to extraordinary measures. Yes, and World Leaders are now saying themselves that we will not i mean, not all World Leaders, as you may know stephen i do know. Unfortunately, yeah. But they will do whatever it takes because you cannot put a price on a human life, and i think at least ive never experienced that when they say that themselves because that means that we can start that they actually mean it, and it feels like when they say those kinds of things, that opens up a new dimension because, if you use that logic, then if you let that fly for the Climate Crisis, then it apply to the Climate Crisis it changes basically everything. Stephen speaking of World Leaders who dont take the Climate Crisis seriously, and ill just pick one at random, donald trump yeah. Stephen theres a photo that became quite famous, its at the u. N. General assembly when you were there and donald trump was there. He walked by, and you gave him this famous stare, and i agree with your stare. Im just curious what was going through your mind, because we all projected a lot on to that expression that you have there. Yeah. Stephen what was going through your mind in this moment . To be honest, i dont think you need an explanation. laughter stephen well, greta, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. Stephen good luck to you on behalf of all of us, and i hope we can all join you in your cause with passion, dedication and with sincerity. Stephen thats it for a late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guest will be mary trump. Now lets sah some music from jon batiste and stay human. Captioning sponsored by cbs the late late show, oh, oh the late late show, ooh oh, oh its the late late show james good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late late show. The only show on Network Television that could be ruined