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Out of know where cohen released his new tell all book disloyal, it was a complete surprise like when beyonce drops a new album. But not like that in anyway. Cohen describes his tellall this way. This is the book the president of the United States is does in the want you to read. So any book . Some of the stuff is a little strange like how cohen describes the anticipation of when he testified before congress. It felt Something Like when i was in the hospital awaiting the birth of my daughter and son. Daddy, were you happy when i was born . It felt like i was about to face the harsh consequences of ef reef mistake i had ever made in my life. Who wants ice cream . But even the forward of this book is loaded with juicy and i mean juicy details of things we already kind of knew. For instance cohen describes himself as an active and eager participate in everything trump did from tax fraud to deals with corrupt officials from the former soviet unit, even golden showers, in a sex club this vegas. Thats right. He talks about the golden showers. Mr. President , youre in trouble and you know, im sure that makes you pissed. But cohen was your number one. He used to be your wiz kid, now hes leaking everywhere. You might call it yellow journalism but all you can do, little piggy, is go weeweewee all the way home. I miss the im sure donald trump would rather talk about his love life in the splash diswhroan than how badly he has shanked the shanked the global pandemic. Yesterday the u. S. Reported the highest number of covid19 deaths in a single day since midday. When trump said it would just disappear, i didnt realize it was hope, but in the face of this resurging virus the president has his eye on the ball. This morning he tweeted about the statistics that we have all been so concerned about, very poor morning tv ratings for msdncs morning joe headed by a complete psych owe named Joe Scarborough and his ditzy air head wife mika. And also cnn headed by complete unknowns. Congratulations to fox friends on dominating the morning. Thank you president trump. That is leadership. I will look forward to his next coronavirus briefing. Good afternoon, today we god numbers as you can see Jeannine Pirro is defeating a demo and Tucker Carlton got a selflubricating gold coins, what is in your catheter. Also also the saddest part of that tweet the fact that he ends it with thank you president trump. Hes so isolated, now he is just talking to himself. Thank you president trump, no problem, buddy. Hey, are you going to eat that last piece of bacon. You know it. God im so hungry. I will fight you for it. You wont loose. Now a cup of coffee after that. That death toll, remember the one that he didnt talk about . It may seem high, yesterday his Coronavirus Press briefing trump was surprised. 99. 995 of all fatilities are adults. Think of it, 99. 95, that is extremely close to 100 percent of all fatilities are adults. Tz yes, most fatilities are adults because he really facked this thing up t is all very targic and im deeply deproosed. But trump said most of the Coronavirus Press briefing laser focused on the pandemic threatening america mailin voting. You look at what happened in virginia where they have 500,000 applications sent out at random to people that have no idea what happened. And they admitted they made a mistake. And then many were sent to dead people, a number were sent, i guess two at least, two, three, four, were sent to dogs, one was sent to a cat tz okay, that is shocking. And entirely not true. The state of virginia, in fact, did not send any pets mailin ballots which is too bad because it would be a great plot for the new disney movie doggone voter fraud their crimes are apawling. Trump dispieces mailin voaght and just regular voting too because he is way behind in the polls and he knows that due to pandemic tens of millions of us will have to vote by mail. So for three years sent everything from International Relationship to ethical norms to the department of justice, trump is coming after something people actually care about. He is destroying the post office. Okay, now hes just a villain in a childrens book. Next hes going to ban roller skating and build alation tore blow up halloween. But merlyn has to stop him. Even for him, this is a bold move. Even the postal after is the most popular Government Agency in the country, with a 91 favor ability rating. 91 . That is the kind of popularity enjoyed only by chickenfried orgasms. Oh. You got to get buttermilk, put it in buttermilk first. Dont do this, dont do this, dont say dont talk any further. I might stop. Being able to send mail is a fundamental function of any working society. For pete sake they had Reliable Postal Service in ancient egypt that is pharaoh meantuhotep ii getting a val of pack for a free car pack carpet steaming. Trump inyou stalled a new post master general, one his big donor forth carolina business guy and man looking on as you take a bite of the dip he brought. Louis dewhich or as trump referred to him at a press conference. The man a great person, great businessman, just got there a little while ago. Tz hes a great man, woman, person, camera, post office. Since the great man person took over recently, hes made drastic cut, banned overtime, deactivated sorting machines and he halted late mail delivery resulting in days long back log and of Distribution Centers are rung behind, instead of getting all the mail delivered they will keep the mail for the next day. But right there in their motto neither snow nor rain nor bloom of night save these curiouser riers nltses their new boss is a total diq in which case we are screwed then late friday dejoy made a few more de changes. He reassigned post office oachtions in a move to centralize his control of the agency according to a new organizational chart. And i believe we have a copy of dejoys new org chart, there you go. Dejoy may have personal reasons to kill the post office as well because the government review of the finances of dejoy and wife reveal the cohuple holds include 30 to 75 million in assets in Postal Service competitors or contractors. The guy heading the post office would make millions from its destruction. Thats like replacing the Surgeon General with joe camel. Warning smoking may make pregnancy look cool. Now unless you still have any doubt about what is up here, the president of the American Postal Workers Union revealed on monday that in june the office of the budget for the white house put out in writing a proposal to privatize ie break up the Postal Service and sell it to private corporations. Theyre going to break up the post office. But i just bought all of these forever stamps. You lied to me cease sonnal orchids. Yeah, i know the name of an orchid. Trump and dejoy claim all these cuts are because post office is losing money but thats a lie. The president revealed his true motivation yesterday at a press briefing. You see the democrats want to include 25 billion in the latest stimulus bill to guarantee that voters will be able to mail in their ballots this november but trump said he wasnt going to sign that. They want 25 billion for the post office. They want 2. 5 3. 5 billion for universal mailin, 3. 5 billion, and those are not going to happen, they are not going to get this 25 billion therefore they cant do the universal mailin vote. Very simple. How are they going to do it if they dont have the money to do it. Stephen you are not supposed to say the cheating part out loud, honey, have i to work late tonight. I have a very important sex project and were meet being it in someone elses crotch. Okay. Bye. Trump called in to fox Business Today and put the democrats funding request into perspective. How would you like to have three and a half billion dollars, billion for mailin voting, billion, so if you didnt have it, you know how much money that is, nobody has any idea. Stephen actually, have i some idea how much 3. 5 billion dollars is, 3 and a half billion dollars. The point is we cant let trump get away with undermining our democracy by destroying a basic function of government. Establishing post offices is in the constitution. Congress needs to stand firm and protect the United StatesPostal Service with the same fer vor the right uses to defend guns, what i am saying is you can have my sisterinlaws christmas newsletter when you pry it from my cold dead hands. This is actually last years. You can have it. Next week is the Democratic National convention and this year will be unlike any other because due to coronavirus most events are expected to take place online. Thats right. Take off your trowsers and fire up your browser because its going to be the thrilla on mozilla, the thunderdome on chrome, the Democratic Party on safari. Lets get ready to buffer okay. We know some of the big secrets already. You got your warrens, you got your bernies, you got your obama, then your upand comers like new york congresswoman alexandria ocasiocortez seen here igniting Louis Gohmerts scalp with her eyes. Aoc is the most dime you can raising star on the in the Democratic Party which is why she is only getting 60 seconds to speak at the convention. Oh come on, democrats. This is lick when they told us cher would be in mama mia here we go again and then she was only in the bls five minutes. We were robbed of cher what i am saying is i demand to see aoc sing dancing queen. This isnt the first time an important speaker has been cut short at a convention. We all letter this piece from th 2016dnc. When they go low cheers and applause . Stephen they do go low. Now the decision to short change aoc has flooded the Democratic Party with complaints that Party Leadership is out of touch with yung voters. Well, i would hope the Party Leadership sowt of touch. Their average age is 75. Touching anyone is very dangerous right now. Speaking of aoc, trump was, specifically complaining about her bill. The new green deal is something that the likes of which nobody could even comprehend. Its like drawn by children. Its drawn by children. Stephen first of all, that is not true. Second is he saying it is impossible to comprehend childrens drawings . Eric, what the hell is this, sons dont have a face, dumby and what is this scribble, i love you daddy . I dont get it. Whos daddy . Trump couldnt bring up the Green New Deal without going after ocasiocortez himself. He is going to give not tax increases, massive tax increases to pay for aocs plan. Aoc was a poor student, i mean, i wont say where she went to school, it doesnt matter. Stephen aoc immediately clapped back tweeting lets mawk a deal, mr. President. You release your college transcript, i will release mine and we will see who was the better student. Loser has to fund the post office. Oh bap bap that is a good burn. 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And there are a lot of people who fought for our postal workers to do the great job they are doing. So we cannot. Stephen as i was saying before strks a basic function of our society, it is a strange thing to try to undermine, i know it is for his own personal, you know, he thinks it will proflt him. Right. Stephen because of the election, the mailin voting but it is a terrible thing to kick out from underneath your own government. Jon yeah, these systems are what are the backbone of our society. You cant change it, that is not the right vibe. Stephen jon, do you have any mailbased song you can kick us out with. Jon oh pie goodness. Lets see. Stephen jon batiste, everybody. Thank you, jon. Jon they take the train too, they take the mail on the train. Stephen on the, train, i was thinking please mr. Postman. Jon oh yeah, that say good one too. 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Absolutely. Negotiate like hell. Stephen all right, glad to see you are back. The show was off for awhile because of the covid. Now you are back out on the road. Are you staying safe . Well, actually stephen, we ran through the primaries in march which was our original plan and we only stopped short a week because of covid but our plan was to come back to the convention and so now were coming back and it is a competely different world than what we expected. And you know, like you were having to figure out how to do this differently in this completely different world. Stephen, we where learning all about the reality of maskne. Mask acne. Stephen wow, i did not know about that, i guess im not wearing one enough. You dont want to find out about it. Stephen please stay safe because circuses are not known for their clenliness. Lets talk about the big news. Kamala harris announced yeterday. You both interviewed her. You covered her primary run. What tone does she set for joe biden now . I mean i think you saw a little bit of it yesterday. She is absolutely going to be calling on her skims as a litigator but she is also an incredibly, in the way that biden kcts with voters, harris also has incredible interpersonal skills. And is a listener. You know, she has developed that part of her political muscle in a way that few others have. So i think she will be really valuable on that front despite the fact that covid is preventing a lot of the retail politics we usually see. More than anything she freshens up the ticket. The narrative around biden is that he is trusted and he is a known quantity in american politics. And that is certainly shown to have some benefit. But i think everyone on that campaign is ready and open, welcoming someone with open arms who brings diversity to the ticket, not just in terms of race and gender but experience and outlook. And i think its coming at a critical time in the campaign. There were really three imperatives. One that needed to be a woman. It really had to be a woman of color given the time and issues we are facing but also somebody who had experience on the national stage, who is used to the volley and incoming that this ticket is going to get. I mean the trump death star is unloading already and so you didnt want somebody who is knew new to the game because it a human microwave out there. She has been out there, she can handle it. She is used to it. Stephen lets talk about the trumps supposed death star. Because it really feels like he is having a little trouble finding a new game with this ticket. Because the first thing he did was call her nasty, that is just retreading an attack against Hillary Clinton in 2016. Now he is pulling out hail mary, you know, middle age man grieveances look not enough pressure in my showerhead. What do you make of his reaction so far . I think he has had a hard time figuring it out, right. This is someone, the president gave 6,000 to Kamala Harris reelection efforts. Stephen donated to her twice. As did his daughter. So that is definitely a complicating factor. I think you know, it feels like the president thinks that some of the same misogynist sexist attacks that dog whistled around her being a nasty a nasty woman. This morning he called her a mad woman which is doubling down on that ageold stereotype of the angry black woman. He feels like it seems like that could work. The question is more about the american electorate. You know, what women and particularly white women tolerate this election season. Donald trump won them by 47 , in 2016. The question is are they going to de part from that rhetoric, are they going to reject it in the 2020 election. How on ert he will be the test for where we are in terms of gender relations in this country. Part of the problem stephen is they are trying to paint her as a radical leftie. Part of the reason she was unsuccessful in the Democratic Party is because she wasnt. In fact she has a lot of attributes to tha are good for a general election like a tough former prosecutor. That line of attack is to the going to work very well. Stephen when i was a kid we would have called joe biden and Kamala Harris rockefeller republicans. Yeah. Exactly right. Stephen so there is the old cliche well do no harm. You know, as a Vice President. What is the harm that is a danger here, is this it is she is not progressive enough because the younger people in the party roll their eyes a little bit when she was picked. I mean one of the problems with harris is that she had a hard time fining her footing in the primary. Because the between the progressive end of the party and the center of the party. She couldnt, she ran as a progressive prosecutor but then had a hard time answering for her prosecutorial record on things like capital punishment, some of her tough on crime stuff in california. So she will have to figure out you know where she stands. And what her ideology is because it is certainly going to cab you will called into question. And thren there is the fundamental reality around what kind of woman she is going to be. Yesterday in her remarks she definitely saw the ten asity, we talked about trump riding the country into the ground, leaving it in tatters. At the same time she burnished her credentials as mommala, someone who goes to swim meets, is at home cooking on sunday nights, where we ask american women to be, can they be professionals and moms, do they have to choose. She will be a test. Our attitudes about women and what kind of, you know, what kind of image we want to see from the women who are leading this country. The interesting part of the coverage of the announcement was ta people de clawred it both bold and safe at the same time. You have a woman of jamaican Southeast Asian heritage who is being declared as somebody who is a safe choice. And that says a lot about her background. She is experienced, she is in the senate. Stephen i think it says a lot about the Democratic Party that is a safe choice for them. That is a great point, great point, and alex you make a great point about the biden connection to obama. I mean i think a sense in biden of almost gratitude in that obama made him the first Vice President , the Vice President for americas first black president. And i think in a lot of ways he seems himself as the connective tissue between what could be two monumental historic leaders which is it say the countrys first black president and the countrys first Asian American black Vice President. And that tells you a lot about the Democratic Party too. That this 70 something year old quite guy from delaware could end up being a figure of just transformation for the country. And building a more inclusive and equitable america. Stephen conventions start next week. Were going to be live, are we still going to be live. We hope to be live next week. There are some challenges. So we hope to be live, what is a point of a convention when there is no convening any more. Can you still call it a convention . You really can and you really should, i had a lot of responsibilities for the 2 thousand, 2004 campaign conventions, even back then almost 20 years ago we had a lot of discussions about how completely anachronistic these are, the balloon drop, the rolling party, the terrible speeches, horrible entertainment especially on the republican side, there is really only a few things you have to do which is what we will find out next week and i think it from now on they willer forever changed. Can i say one thing, i had a conversation with the former head of planned parenthood, the daughter of the late great ann richards in texas. And she said you know what i remember about Geraldine Ferraro. I was there with my mom, and the day, the evening she accepted the Vice President ial nomination as the first female nominee Vice President for a major party, all the men on the floor gave their floor passes to women. And i remember getting that pass and going with my mom and watching Geraldine Ferraro stride to the stage in her white suffrajette paint suit or blazer, that is an incredible memory. Stephen reasons like that that i hope the conventions dont go away. It is important to get together. It is. Very quaint. Stephen we have to take a quick break, but stick around, well be right back with more alex wagner and Mark Mckinnon from the circus. Some serious, and cancer. Before treatment, get tested for tb. 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Yeah, camilia, america is not going it be america any more, the one thing you brought up, he was really concerned about democrats are going to eliminate beef and cows, he said with trump and pence were not going to let them cut americas meat. But that sells in iowa. Stephen that is nice, thats nice. Is there, is the base still solid for him . Is there any diminishment . Because you know, Michael Cohen could cohen released the forward to his book today, did you see any of that . Yeah, well yes, to the point of your question is the people who are there are as strong as glue but the question is ultimately, we try and overcomplicate these things but at the end of the day, are more people going to vote for done all trump than last time what new trump voters will there be, hard to figure that out. And on the other side there will be new democratic voters that didnt vote for Hillary Clinton and the answer to that seems more likely yes. Stephen youve said that donald trump will not win, mark. And dont tease me. What makes you say that . Because i i have been hurt. Well, we got 80 days left, and listen, since we went off the air we had a major health crisis, an economic crash, and you know, other painful impositions in our politics. So anything can happen but to my point earlier which is to say that you know, it is a game of addition and sub trarks f there arent new trump vote ares coming, it will be more biden harris voters and they are energized, that is just simple math. Stephen did you think he was going to win last time, did you think he was going to win last time. Last time i said look which which the momentum is going and it appears to be going trump away. Stephen alex, okay, alex, are you so bold as to jump on this. I was not that crazy, i learned my lesson. You dont make predictions like that in this political season. Hell no. Im just looking at the price of stamps, that is my indicator for which way this election will go. Stephen what do you know about how people are reacting to his claims about vote by mail is a fraud but absentee voting is fine. Is that really, are people really swallowing that . It seems like it was starting to hurt him among his own people which is why all of a sudden in states like florida and north carolina, absentee, ballots are a okay, there is a very real risk of trump ma lining the integrity could hurt him with his own people. One thunking we know about democrats and i have talked with them all over the country, they are fired the hell up for this election in november. And i could see them you know basically saying okay, pesident, mr. President , you think the turnout is being to be an issue, were going to come out in numbers we havent seen before. Stephen i mr. Sorry to cut you off, we have a hard break coming up here. I will go vote in hazmat suit, i dont care. Thank you so much for being here you guys. 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