So pick up hallmarks the dr. Atlas holiday card collection today because dr. Atlas says to ignore the c. D. C. And dont fear the pilgrim reaper. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, hes dying up there. Plus stephen welcomes ll cool j, dave grohl and musical guest foo fighters, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. I dont know why im yelling. Welcome to a late show. Its just you and me. Im Stephen Colbert, your host. Mark, chris, evie is here. Always a lovely night. Youre looking lovely over there. Folks, as you always do thats not news. Folks, as much as its hard to contemplate, our nation is in the grips of a seemingly endless plague, and he wont leave the white house. Its been 12 days since the president lost the election and he continues to pursue his strong legal argument of but i dont wanna ill catch you up on the latest president ial selfpity party in my sadomasochistic segment one, two, a recount, a coup, three, four, a civil war five, six, we are huge dicks road from the white house stephen i think huge is generous. The president ial legal team is on a bit of a losing streak. After dismissing their last remaining federal lawsuit in michigan this morning, they are one to 29 for postelection litigation. The president s just fulfilling this Campaign Promise we will have so much losing if i get elected that you may get bored with losing stephen but the bad news is not stopping trump lawyer and phantom of the sex shop, rudy giuliani. Earlier today, giuliani held another press conference to spout his conspiracy theories. Unfortunately, it seems like four seasons total landscaping was booked, so this event was held at the headquarters of the Republican National committee. Still, the same amount of manure was involved. Even though the Pennsylvania Supreme Court already ruled that gop observers had appropriate access to the recount, rudy kept complaining they couldnt see the counting. And he cited the legal precedent of. A joe pesci movie from the 90s. We could do, like, a did you all watch my cousin vinny . You know the movie . Its one of my favorite law movies, because he comes from brooklyn, and when and when the nice lady said she saw and then he says to her how many fingers do i got up . And she says, three. Well, she was too far away to see it was only two. These people were further away than my cousin vinny was from the witness. They couldnt see a thing. Stephen okay, now i even feel bad for the women up there with him. They got all dressed up, just to have a man explain all the details of a movie he likes . as giuliani so, sometimes they call him gollum, but sometimes they call him smeagol. He actually refers to himself as we and precious. anyways. Any of you ladies wanna help me tuck in my shirt . By the way, my favorite law movie is the one where borat tricks you into going to a Hotel Bedroom and. Pound your pants gavel. If it please the court, your honor, may i approach the crotch . And it seems like the press conference was getting a little hot, because partway through his presentation, rudy sweat so much that his hair dye started running down his face. Either that, or he had so much to drink he was sweating merlot. Jimmy, do we have another angle on that . Remind me is it a good sign when your lawyer starts melting . Looks like rudy got a bad batch of just for henchmen. Thats not just hair dye it looks like his hair is dying. Rudy dyed his hair, but his head is challenging the results. Evidently he had his hair styled at jiffy lube. Now, obviously, its easy to make fun of rudy here, but its also very satisfying. Heres the thing rudy and the rest of the president s attorneys do not specialize in election law. But they insist theyre the right people for the con job. This is an elite Strike Force Team that is working on behalf the president and the campaign to make sure that our constitution is protected. Stephen yes, an elite strike force seal team sucks. A few people in the Administration Must have seen the writing on the wall though, because advisers have started talking to the president about what the end looks like, using the word conclusion rather than concession. Theyre talking to him like hes a threeyearold. Mr. President , you didnt lose, your Campaign Just went down the big boy potty. Theyre also using phrases like going into retirement, instead of going to jail. But theyre not putting much effort into it. Heres the president s chief of staff yesterday, responding to a reporters question about voter fraud you said youve seen specific voter fraud examples what are those exactly . It would be too long to get into and litigate it here. Stephen as meadows i have tons of specifics. I left them with my canadian girlfriend. Let me just text my her. Uhoh, my dog ate my canada. So the end may be in sight, which is good, obviously, but also, its kind of sad. Because this is the most fun ive had in years. For ten days, weve been able to watch the president lose over and over again. Lose the election, lose the recount, lose the lawsuits its like chanukah we thought there was only enough stupid to last for one day, but miraculously, it just keeps going. Also, im just pounding down fried potatoes with apple sauce. One person whos not enjoying the attempted coup is head of the General Services administration and woman who is either 14 or 40, emily murphy. Murphy has received a lot of criticism for not releasing funds for the Incoming Biden Administration to begin their transition. Which apparently has been rough on. Her . According to her friends, she is struggling with the weight of the president ial election being dropped on her shoulders, feeling like shes been put in a nowin situation. Shes right, it is a nowin situation. Because when it comes to a second term, her boss no win. Since the election, murphy hasnt made any public appearances, and everybodys been waiting for her to make a statement. And she finally did last night, when she tweeted dcccf rex zzz z smann anann. Hope im pronouncing that correctly. Either thats an accidental tweet, or shes trying to call forth some sort of lovecraftian creature from another dimension. as murphy from the depths of dcccf rex, i call forth to thee, atsmannanan, separator of darkness from light, rend asunder the thin veil of reality and send forth cthulu and cvfefe hope i didnt do that too powerfully. I dont want to summon another worldly demon. One thing the president has not been doing is. Anything. But he has decided to continue one longrunning tradition he will pardon the annual thanksgiving turkey at the white house on tuesday. Given all the covid outbreaks at the white house, the turkey may want to opt out of the whole ceremony. as turkey thanks, but ill take my chances with the hatchet. gobbles the president isnt the only disease vector getting ready for thanksgiving. The pandemic is threatening to turn the holiday into a superspreader event. And ill catch you up on all the depressing details in my viral segment catch a third wave endless bummer seasons greetings stephen wheres my sprite . Or my spray bottle. Yesterday, we crossed a horrible threshold in the epidemic. Because the coronavirus has now killed a quarter of a Million People in the u. S. , and at the current rate, the disease is killing at least one american every minute of the day. Unlike in the spring, when things were bad, right now things are bad everywhere. As of yesterday, 47 states had at least 10 more new daily cases. In fact, only hawaii has seen at least a 10 decrease in new cases. Makes sense. In hawaii, aloha means both hello and put on your bleep mask. There are so many new cases that the New York Times had to update how they do covid maps. Yesterday they explained, the outbreak has become so bad in parts of the country that our old scale no longer showed any variation n severity, everything was just solid red. So, heres how they changed it. as official as you can see, minnesota is a deep aubergine, while nebraska is a soothing burgundy, and my pants are Holding Steady at a code brown. There are so many cases all over the country that today, the c. D. C. Recommended against all travel for thanksgiving. But if youre going to do it anyway, theyve issued some tips on doing it safely, like encourage guests to avoid shouting. How is that going to work . At thanksgivings, shouting is a side dish. timid, polite uncle randy . Id like to encourage you to use your inside voice when you share your feelings that george soros is pushing the gay agenda with sugarfree gum . But the c. D. C. s most drastic suggestion is to encourage guests to avoid singing. Well, come on are you saying families wont be able to sing all those beloved thanksgiving carols . Well, luckily, you can still enjoy them all, with this seasons hottest holiday album the pandemic may have canceled your turkey day sing along but you can still listen to the sweet sounds of the thanksgiving carols you love in one new album called i am jams. Enjoy all the holly gobbley hits have yourself another spoon of gravy let your heart just die. And who can forget rockin around the castle roll its a green bean happy time and everybodys favorite cranberry sauce cranberry sauce cranberry sauce cranberry sauce we even included randy the red nosed uncle hes had way too much to drink well never let poor randy ever hold his baby niece and then this classic. Jiggle fat jiggle fat i have gained some weight and for our jewish friends. Stuffing stuffing stuffing stuffing i would eat stuffing stuffing stuffing, it kind of tastes like feet seasons eatings, everybody happy thanksgiving. Thats what i call i am jams. Order now stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. 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Push the button the time has come to galvanize stephen hey, welcome back, everybody you know what time it is, time to say hello to jon batiste. Hello, jon, good to see you. Jon hey hear that . Stephen what beat is that . What rhythm is that . Clov . Jon yeah, yeah hey, hey stephen i have a serious question for you. Remember last night we were talking about those biscuits from charleston. Jon oh, my goodness. Oh, yes, yes. Stephen okay, so i got family working on this, but they need to know, does this go to kenner or is this going up here . Which way do you want it to go . It would be nice to give some to the family. I wont be down. I wont be at kenner, but it would be nice to give some to the family. Stephen we would send two. Weve got top man on it right now. Jon oh, yeah. I got the book, too the book wow stephen did you get it . Jon oh, my goodness those songs, thats going to that is going to enrich my life in ways i dont even know yet, so thank you. Stephen im so glad you like it. Its deep, isnt it . Jon its very, very deep. Such an incredible history, so much to learn from that and the combination of my history, its amazing. Stephen for people wondering, i gave john a book called aint you got a right to the tree of life, which is a book of interviews with gulla people who lived on the coast in the 60s and the songs they sang. Thought you would enjoy that. Jon thank you, thats amazing. Stephen cant get that in hardback anymore, buddy. Jon oh im a collector laughter stephen thank you, jon. Bye you know, every day i take extensive m. R. I. s of the days biggest stories, order thorough topical bloodwork, and run a full workup of story diagnostics to create for you the comprehensive news wellness evaluation that is my monologue. But sometimes, its nice to just walk down to the overpass in my robe and get in the van of a guy who claims he has an associate degree in equine medicine for the unlicensed prostate exam of news that is my segment quarantinewhile quarantinewhile, amazon is now selling prescription drugs. Which might sound good, but i can definitely see a downside to making alexa your drug dealer. Did you go to cvs yesterday . I thought we had an arrangement. I dont want to have to cut a bleep . Stephen if you think what gamers need the lord, good news, some gamers are bringing jesus to twitch. Jesus is a perfect video game character. He had a clear mission, he fought evil, he had extra lives, and when he eats the magic flower he can shoot fireballs. These gamevangelists are part of godmode activated, a group dedicated to activating gamers in faith, and who use streaming platforms to spread the gospel while playing fortnite. The perfect venue to spread jesus message to the pharisees blessed are they who rack up the highest kill count and do the sickest dances over the bodies of their enemies. Quarantinewhile, a new report has found that platypus fur glows green under u. V. Light. Which is going to make for a super messed up scene on c. S. I. Brisbane. Looks like this ornithorynchidae is. Ornithorynchidead. Yeaahhh stephen no, he puts them on then says it. Honey, we have a team on this. Can you research that . Did it right . Thank you very much. Now i know what youre saying stephen, why are these people shining u. V. Lights on platypuses . As one of the researchers explained, it was a mix of serendipity and curiosity. Buddy, thats a lot of 10 words just to say me n dale got high in the lab. Quarantinewhile, k. F. C. Is going to be serving Fried Chicken in replicas of its holidaythemed buckets from 1966 and 1971. 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Stephen also i love the whole season is based in a world where weve gotten through the pandemic and are on the other side. What does it feel like to be on set and in character and doing it where we can see what its going to feel like to see each other and touch again. Were not fully out but things are better. As soon as they say cut, they run up on me with 15 masks. You know, im washing my hands, behind my ears, im stowing away in the closet. Weve got an orange section to be official efficient, we have a yellow section to be efficient. Cbs has been really i think, you know, smart about how we have been doing it. People, like, we have specific sections for specific people, bathrooms for specific people, its really interesting. Getting through it. Got to stay healthy. At the end to have the day, stay healthy. Stephen its been a year since i talked to you, and what have you been doing to you know, some people kind of fell into a spiral depression because they had nothing to do, some people got very into hobbies or Something Like that. What have you been doing with the time where you havent been working . Eating too much. Stephen really . Im the before picture right now. But, you know, in addition to that, i basically, you know you know, look, ive just really been staying focused. For me, i wear a mask, wash my hands. Theres a raging debate about masks which i totally dont get it, you know what im saying. Stephen im not sure its so much a debate as an emotional response. I dont think theres, like, facts on the other side of the debate, like, wear a mask, its at least not going to hurt. Theyre presenting facts. But my thing is, like, okay, you know, i mean, yes, you know, i mean, this is a little rough, but, yeah, bullet in the head will kill you but doesnt mean you shouldnt wear a bulletproof vest. Take the best precautions you can. You wear a seat belt. Something could fall out of the sky and land on your car, but wear a seat belt. I dont really get it. The thing for me thats been challenging is to understand that. Stephen elsewise in these covid times, a lot of people are going to streaming services, obviously you and riabout paramount plus. But there are others. Have you been watching queens guagambit . Yes. Thats a smart character, such a really interesting story. You know, watching those you know, just her life unfold stephen does it make you want to play chess . I guess you could call it playing chess. I know how the pieces move. I wouldnt exactly call it playing chess. Yeah, i can play. I know how the pieces move, let me say that, you know what i mean. But its not like im, like, looking to join the neighborhood chess club and get em up and running, smoke em out and get em running. You know what i mean . Stephen just come to new york and go down to Washington Square park and join those guys. Just get hustled right quick, lose 20 bucks quick and go home with my tail between my legs . Stephen yesterday actually was the 35th anniversary of your debut album radio, and here you are 35 years ago, this is you in 1985. Yeah. Stephen really, just change that out for a bucket hat and you look the same to me. laughing the same human being. Stephen what would you want to say to this guy about the 35 years coming ahead . Any advice . All stock tips. No, im kidding. You know, just stick to it. Just keep believing in yourself. You have people out there with kids. Theyre watching. Keep believing in the beauty of your dreams, keep believing you can take it to another level and keep learning. Dont just be curious, but search. Eth one thing to be curious, but curiosity can be passive, but searching is active. You know what im saying . So curiosity can lead to wonder or searching. So my thing is youve got to search, you know, for what it is that you want to do, and you have to really consider your dreams, and thats what i would tell them, you know, search and keep learning and keep studying and dont underestimate yourself. Stephen its also the 30th anniversary of momma said knock you out. It was inspired by advice from your grandmother. What was that advice and do you still live by it . I was coming off an album that was critically panned and the streets have a negative reaction to it and i was feeling down. My grandmother said, youve got to get out there and knock em out. Youve got to get out there and knock em out and do what you need to do. I actually took those words she said to me and said, momma said knock you eout. Thats advice on any level. If youre in a valley and trying to get back on a peaker or if youre trying to extend a peak, you have to knock em out. You have to have the intestinal fortitude and wherewithal to keep going even in adverse at this and i think that applies from the streets to the highest levels of government, whatever, like being able to persevere and knock em out when youre in a tight spot is part of what we need to be successful as human beings, right. Stephen good advice for america right now. Absolutely, 100 . Stephen before i let you go, i asked you this question in 2019 and 2017. Its only more relevant with every passing year. Ncis is navel criminal crime naval criminal investigative services. Stephen in los angeles. How come you havent cleaned up all the naval crime in ten years. I want to take total responsibility for not totally eradicating crime from the earth. Stephen not totally, just naval crime in los angeles. Weve got work to. Do its like a heated driveway. The snow keeps melting. 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Years ago. We thought, okay, its our 25th anniversary, were going to make our tenth record. We have a World Domination scheme to circle the planet a few times, celebrate with the world. We finished making a record, had the tshirts printed and pressed, ready to go, trucks filled with equipment, and everything just stopped. So we stephen do the tshirts say 2020 tour . Does it say 25th anniversary. Everything. Stephen what happens to them now . Well, i mean, you know, you get a can of spray paint and just paint a six over the five i dont know really what you do. We decided this was going to be the year. We went so far as to making a 25th anniversary foo fighters coors light can. So i have pallettes of those things at the studio. Stephen do you have any there . Id love to see. Do you have any . Well, since theres pallettes of it, lately, its the only thing i have been drinking here at the home office. laughter stephen those look like a tall boy. Is that, like i mean, its a foo fighters size beer. We dont mess around with the little pony boy things. We do these right here. Stephen you have one to have the feelgood stories of the year. Tell me the story. You ended up doing a drum battle with a 10yearold in the u. K. Named an nandy bushel. Tell me how it came about. She was already playing foo fighters songs online . Yeah. About a year ago, nirvanas producer sent me a link to her instagram where she was playing a nirvana song in bloom. Shes ten years old. Shes this big, shes tiny and just beating the crap out of her drum sets. And when she does drum rolls, she screams. And not only is she playing the parts correctly, she screams when she does the drum roll. He says, shes a force of nature. Two months ago, somebody sends me another link and said this kids challenging you to a drum battle. I said, isnt that cute . She was playing a foo fighters song ever long. At the end she said, i challenge you to a drum battle i thought, thats adorable. I get another text, another text, another text from all my friends saying, dude, you have to step up and respond. You have to represent. Dont be a wimp, do this. I thought, ill play something simple and send it to her. One day later she comes back with her response and she wipes the floor. Shes kicking my as this kid is, like, kicking my butt at the drums. So we went back and forth with this drum battle. It got to the point where i sometimes you just have to concede defeat. And here i was stephen we have a clip, i think. We have a clip, i dont know if youre playing together or youre playing over her or she you, but we have this clip. Jim, hit it. Stephen that is beautiful. Yeah, she smoked you. Theres nothing i can do. Stephen she smoked you. It was like being called out by the school bully, like, ill see you on the playground after school and every time she would send me a video, she would put it up and i would think, oh, my god im going to get my as kicked again. It happened over and over and over again. Stephen you guys have a nw album. Do i have it here . I do. Medicine at midnight comes out february 5, 2021. Was this after covid . No, we started october 2019, and instead of just booking into a studio and making a record like every other band does, it was lets move into a house, we put the drums in thebedroom and we started recording and then we realized that the house was kind of haunted. At first we thought it was just a weird vibe and things were kind of being tinkered with when we werent around, but we would come back in the morning and instruments would be tuned and we would hear things on the pro tools recording system thing and levels on our mixing board were changed and we set up a baby cam to see if we could see any paranormal activity. It freaked us out, you know. So the album is nine songs because we just recorded nine and got the hell out of there. We were, like, thats itch. Stephen whait. Stephen wu playing tonight . Shame shame. Its our first single. Stephen the man the dave grohl. Stick around for a performance by foo fighters. Thanks, dave. Good to see ya. Thank you very much. Stephen good to see you, too. Good mormore treatment . Were going to try Something Different today. Hi awwww, so pretty. Dogs bring out the good in us. Pedigree® brings out the good in them. 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And now, performing, shame shame, from their forthcoming album, medicine at midnight, foo fighters if you want to ill make you feel Something Real just to bother you now i got you under my thumb like a drug i will smother you ill be the one be the moon, be the sun be the rain in your song go and put that record on if you want to ill be the one be the tongue that will swallow you shame, shame, shame, shame shame, shame, shame, shame another splinter under the skin another season of loneliness i found a reason and buried it beneath a mountain of emptiness ohohoh, ohohoh ohoh, ohoh oh, ohohoh ohoh, oh shame, shame, shame, shame who, what, where, when just move along, nothing wrong til we meet again ill be the end ill be the war at your door come and let me in ill be the one be the moon, be the sun be the rain in your song go and put that record on if you want to ill be the one be the tongue that will swallow you another splinter under the skin another season of loneliness i found a reason and buried it beneath a mountain of emptiness ohohoh, ohohoh ohoh, ohoh oh, ohohoh ohoh, oh shame, shame, shame, shame shame, shame, shame, shame another splinter under the skin another season of loneliness i found a reason and buried it beneath a mountain of emptiness ohohoh, ohohoh ohoh, ohoh oh, ohohoh ohoh, oh shame, shame, shame, shame shame, shame, shame, shame stephen foo fighters, everybody well be right back. 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