A new y york city r restaurar is speakaking out afafter a coue wawas caught f fornicatingng inr dining shed, according to the owner, her outside dining shed is being used as a sex den and she wants the city to put a stop to it. [s[smooth sexyxy music] get a room announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Whats up docs . First, stephen welcomes Kieran Culkin and musical guest run the jewels featuring jon batiste and stay human. With special guest joe walsh. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen hello. Stephen Stephen Stephen welcome. Please. Have a seat, everybody. Welcome. In here, out there, all around around the world. Obviously everyone in canada. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And ladies and gentlemen, im still. [applause] i am still all hot and bothered about the fbi raid at maralago. Turns out, my kink. Is consequences. Were learning more juicy deets about the raid. Its becoming increasingly clear that the search was tied to an Ongoing Investigation into whether the former president took classified records from the white house to his florida residence. Spoiler he did. We already know he did. No matter what it is, its always what you thought but worse than you imagined. He incited an insurrection. He extorted ukraine. He put the bop in the bopshoobopshoobop. He put the ram in the ramalamadingdong then made the ramalamadingdong sign an nda. And hes already admitted that he did it. About seven months ago, the former president revealed that he had Unlawful Possession of classified material when he turned over 15 boxes of items to the national archives. So im sure youre saying, hey, steve, if he turned it over, whyd the fbi go back . Turns out, as investigators sifted through the initial 15 boxes, they grew concerned that the former president had not, in fact, returned all the government property. One hint was that the maralago buffet was serving unlimited shrimp out of abe lincolns hat. So, monday, they went back. They searched the joint, and the agents took about 12 more boxes. Keep in mind, these 12 boxes were kept in the basement storage area. Thats where he kept classified government documents . In a basement in florida . Was there no room left in the kiddie pool full of pythons and mildew . And it gets worse, because only after the former president s lawyer received instructions to secure the room this past spring, did they add a padlock. So before, it was just open. Itd make a great action movie. National treasure 3 found it behind the christmas ornaments [applause] there you go. The fbis dress code for the event was indictment casual. A handful of agents were in suits but most wore tshirts and cargo pants. Yeah, so good luck getting your dad to change his outfit now. No way, kiddo. Old dads in his tactical shorts, like the gmen i need the extra pockets for my nightvision goggles and my three different iphone chargers. You should plug in. Youre at 70 . Right wing media has taken the fbis successful attempt to recover stolen classified documents pretty hard. Theyre calling america a Banana Republic, and everywhere you look, there are conservative calls for a civil war in the u. S. That is scary. Okay, if we dont leave the expresident alone and give him whatever what he wants, its possible a bunch of neoconfederates could violently attack the United States a year and a half ago. In fact. [applause] we dont want it beautiful, beautiful. In fact, right after the raid, the term civil war started trending on twitter. Which can only mean one thing the civil war is dating Pete Davidson im happy for them. Very happy for them. One person whos especially enraged is fox news host and the number one realtor in uncanny valley, jeanine pirro. Judge jeanine had some advice for the Justice Department. You do not break into a house of a guy that youve been working with for nine months, that you have to admit has been cooperating with you for president ial records. No stephen it wasnt a breakin, jeanine. They had a warrant, and he didnt cooperate cooperating would have been handing over all 27 boxes. He kept 12. Thats like a smuggler saying your honor, i turned over half of my heroin. What do you want . All of my heroin . What next . The cocaine . Okay, the cocaine, okay. You want the cocaine. Ill be right back. [sniffing] you can have that. The former president s lawyer floated this conspiracy theory. Quite honestly im concerned that they may have planted something. Stephen good point. What if they planted those 12 boxes of evidence . [gasps] thats why they were wearing cargo pants this is a Banana Republic and theyre 30 off of course. Theyre a pair of pants. Theyre a type of pants. Of course, no clown car would be complete without president ial son and phantom of the conference room, eric. Eric jumped on the rage wagon to explain how he knew this was a political hit job on his dad. Make no mistake, jesse. I mean, i know the white house as well anyone. I spent a lot of time there. I know the system. This did not happen without joe bidens explicit approval. The white house approved of this. Stephen if theres one thing i learned from my dads time in office, its that the president definitely interferes with the Justice Department nothing. No, im serious. Im serious as a heart attack. Heart attack. Nothing happens without his approval. Except me. Erics dad also weighed in, saying ive never done anything wrong. Nobody can prove that i ever did anything wrong. Its pretty tough when a citizen with an unblemished record must be hounded from his home. I am feeling very bad, very bad. How would you feel if the police, paid to protect you, acted towards you like they acted toward me . Im sorry, im actually im being being told thats not a quote from the former president. Thats a quote from al capone. [applause] six of one. Obviously im joking. Theyre nothing alike. Al capones crime was organized. So. Why . [applause] Al Capone Al Capone fans. The former president isnt the only one in trouble with the law. So is former new york mayor and baby who likes what youre doin with those car keys, rudy giuliani. This one comes from the investigation into the expresident s election interference in georgia, where he demanded that the georgia secretary of state somehow find him 11,780 votes. Which, coincidentally, is the same number of investigations hes now under. Rudy was one of the key Players Behind that plot, and has been ordered to testify before a grand jury in Fulton County next week. Oh, you gotta feel bad for georgia. First the devil went down there, and now they have to get a visit from rudy . [applause] at least theyre both great at fiddlin. Oh stephen really . Really . No, no, thats fair enough. Fair enough. Technically, he was playing the organ. Thank you very much. Youre welcome. But giulianis attorney tried to fight the summons, claiming rudy couldnt fly to atlanta because of a recent heart stent operation. Apparently, doctors had to remove a blockage obstructing the flow of lifegiving beaujolais. The judge wasnt having it in this case and the judge ordered rudy to get to georgia this month by a train, a bus, or an uber. Basically whatever vehicle he wakes up in. Its not just bad news for our expresident. Theres also good news for our current president , because today the Labor Department reported that inflation dropped to zero it is flat. Inflation. Up for the year but flat from june to july, and not a minute too soon, because American Families have been hit hard by high prices, even wealthier families. Case in point richer people are eating more at applebees and ihop. Well, of course they are have you ever had a deepfried mozzarella stick . Im happily married, but thats my hall pass. I love that food, and it has nothing to do with inflation. Applebees and ihop are where you can taste all the tasty tastes the salts are salty, the fats are fatty, and the four cheese mac n cheese with honey pepper chicken tenders is all of those things. When i used to be on the road, i ate there all the time, and i never regretted eating at an applebees while i was eating it. And ihop is undoubtedly the best place to go in the morning to recover from eating at applebees the night before. On an earnings call, a Company Spokesman said folks that often dine at more expensive restaurants are now finding applebees and ihop because of their wellknown value. Yes, everyone loves a deal, including the wealthy. Amanda, get your passport, were going to the house of pancakes international. Garcon, je voudrais le rooty tooty fresh and fruity, sil vous plait tout suite thank you. I speak several languages. [cheers] because these restaurants have a tonier clientele now, theyve actually raised their prices, but thrown in bonuses, like adding a dozen shrimp for a dollar when you order a steak. Thats where i get a little suspicious. Theres no way 12 shrimp can cost a dollar. If youre paying 8 cents a pop, those arent shrimp. Those are sea monkeys on steroids. We got a great show for you tonight my guest is successions Kieran Culkin. But when we come back, meanwhile join us, wont you . Announcer the late show with Stephen Colbert sponsored by ashley. 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[applause] joe, youve been playing. You played some great hits this week. Masterful guitar work. Some covers but also some things that youve made immortal. Is there any chance were going to hear her life in the fast lane this week . That costs extra. Stephen it is like guac a little extra . Could we hear the riff at any point . [crunchy guitar riff] thats all we can afford. Thank you. Stop right there. Thats all we can afford. Thank you, joe. Folks, i spend most of my time right over there adorning the stage with the days biggest news, inviting the finest, most topical stories, booking jugglers and lute players and laying out a splendid cornucopia of meats, fruit, and wine to put on for you the lavish louis xiv versailles gala that is my nightly monologue. But sometimes, just sometimes folks, i snap awake in the woods by the airport, throw a tarp over a dirty baby pool and trap a ragtag collection of forest creatures using cheese laced with cough syrup, then make them watch me honk through a broken harmonica in the deranged methheads party hut of news that is my segment. Meanwhile. Stephen its a ladder to the stars. Meanwhile, zombie fans rejoice weve just learned that the walking deads daryl spinoff takes place in france. So daryls gonna be fine. French zombies are notorious snobs. Ugh, your american brains dont even come with a bearnaise or a nice sauvignon . Go away. I wait for a proper french cerebellum. Plus, theyre easy to get away from, cause you can just trap them in an invisible box. Meanwhile, over in the department of luxury snoozin, casper is hiring professional nappers with exceptional sleeping ability. I would love to see that job interview. Well, i guess my biggest weakness is. 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Stephen hey, everybody welcome back [cheering] hey, everybody. Welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight is an actor please have a seat. Please have a seat. My guest tonight is an actor you know from igbgby goes dodo scott pililgrim vs the e world and ssuccession. N. Explalained its s out of ret and youou can takee the mesessa. Ive gott it. Are you k kidding . Are e you sure . Dont swewear a at him. Really . Its notot cool to tell t the prpresident too blow me. Mr. Presesident. Cross tatalk. Yoyou go. Yeah, nono. Im his soson, roman. Yeyeah, thahat one. Look, hehe cant talalk r right. But hohow are you doingng . Yeah, i will certainly let him know that you are upset. Stephen please welcome back to the late show, Kieran Culkin. [c kieran jeez. Stephen hello. Nice to see again. Thanks for being here. I had a good time with you and you were here last september or something. Speech or Something Like that. Stephen you and pretty much the whole cast came here to talk about the show which i am so many different people kieran have seen. Stephen more than seen. Kind of obsessed with. Kieran wow. Stephen the show this year got 25 emmy nominations, recordbreaking somebody called you . A record 14 acting nominations, one of which is you. Congratulations. Kieran thank you. Stephen or you all backstage show me thats a record. Kieran it is. Is this your first nomination . Kieran second. Look it up. Do your research. Before you have a guest. Stephen at kieranculkin. Com. Kieran should i leave now . Thanks for having me. Stephen have you been together since the nominations came out to celebrate . Kieran no, we havent done anything like that. That happened and then we just started going to work. We dont all work the same days. Stephen are you shooting right now . Kieran i just came from set. I am wearing costume. Im serious. The guy who micd me. Theres holes in the pockets for the wires because this is costing. It didnt occur to me that i have to work cl clothes to the show. I have two young kids. Everything i have is oversized with avocado smeared on it. I said dressed me. Im on tv. Stephen is this a roman look . Kieran this is roman. Stephen is there any danger of slipping into roman while youre in the roman costume. Kieran pbbbbtttttkkkkaa stephen thats him. Thats him. Thats him trying to express love. People are particularly thrilled. People like the relationship between roman and gerri, played by the great actress jay smith cameron. Kieran threw a drink in my face. Stephen there you are. Theres a onagain offagain. Will he, will she stop him thing going on. She tweeted i threw a drink in kierans face tonight. Kieran she posted. Loser. Get a life. Stephen there is you post drink. Why did she throw a drink in your face . Kieran we just finished doing a table read for the fourth episode. She was a little upset. You have a joke about my old age and theres always so many jokes about how old i am. The show was pretty brutal about making fun of everybody i think. In the show dad has made comments about me being the bendy [bleep] laughing like a hyena. My favorite insult was about connor where somebody says my brother connor. He goes, is he the one with the face . I dont know how youre supposed to take that one. Stephen no one is particularly nice to each other. Kieran the writers, are they just unloading on us . We didnt say it. The character set up or we just wrote it. Feel what you should say back . Kieran she was insecure about being old and we are having a dinner in sarah snooks this saying, you know mens ears and noses never stop growing so as they get older they have long years. I said are you sure thats just men . J goes, why are you pointing at me . No, youre long years. Were they always that way . Still i dont have the drink in my face. Thats early on in the dinner. Later on, the restaurant is getting more and more full so it gets harder for her to hear. She keeps having to ask him whats funny . Why are they laughing . What did they say . And im like, you have all that ear and you can hear. Still no drink in my face. Still no drink in my face and we get the check and everyones getting ready to go and she is going whats happening question recorder redoing . I take her hand and go we are going now. Were all going home. Its 8 00. Thank you f so much for stayingp so late. [applause] i deserved it. Stephen youre lucky it was a drink. Not a steak knife. Kieran yeah. Stephen this relationship between roman and gerri, can we expect more of it . Kieran i dont know. We are both still in the show. So i dont know. Stephen we want to see where this is going. Kieran i dont know. People say i dont want spoilers. I dont know up until we get the next script here we got an early draft of episode four. I dont know beyond that. Stephen have you shot one through three . Kieran ive not shot anyone. We had to jump ahead to two and three. I have done some work with j, yeah. Stephen people want anything. Kieran they have done scene work. Stephen we have to take a quick break. Well be right back with more Kieran Culkin, everybody. Stick around ur crab, and one of three new flavors like honey sriracha. This is not your grandpas crabfest. Unless grandpas got flavor. Dayumm crabfest is here for a limited time. Welcome to fun dining. Inezez, let me a ask you, yourere using heaead and shouldlders, rightht . Only w when i see e flakes. Then i swiwitch back to m my regular r shampoo you u should usese it every y , ototherwise ththe flakes will comome back. Hes rightht, you knowow. Is that t tiny troy . Y . The iningredientss inin head and d shoulderss keep the m microbes thatat cause flalakes at bay. Mimicrobes, rereally . Ththeyre alwaways on your s scalp. Litittle rascal. 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Probably. Ill say. They will probably get mad at me if i say that. I dont know. In script so far i have not seen no, thats not true. Maybe i have. Stephen so hes definitely back. Kieran may be back but maybe not back. Stephen you have been to croatia. Kieran croatian was beautiful. Stephen can you tell me anyplace that youre Going Special this year . Kieran i specifically cannot. I asked today. Are we shooting there . They were like, dont say anything. Who cares. Its a location. Stephen you cant give away the location even though i know where it is. I know. And you know because you told my producer before you asked whether you could tell anybody. Kieran thats true. Stephen so i could see right say right now, i could open my mouth and say it right now others of you can do about it. Kieran they were so happy with me today when i asked permission. They were like, thank you so much for asking. No, dont tell him. Dont tell him. We love you for asking. Thank you and then youre going to ruin it. Stephen im not going to because i feel special having secret. Im not going to do nothing. Im just going to say to everybody in the world, wouldnt you like to know . Are you guys having any kind of emmys party or anything . Kieran i dont know. Stephen if there is, invit me or i tell everybody where youre shooting. [laughter] deal . All right. Me and my whole show. Maneuver here last fall, other people in the cast said youre the biggest cursor coming of the best, biggest cursor, cusser, bob robert on the set. Not the character, you. Is it harder to turn off or youre not turning anything on or off . You have kids, right . Kieran i have kids and my daughter is at an age where she repeats everything. So i tried. I dont know how. Never had a filter since i was a kid. I had a tutor when i was 9 years old who i remember cursing in front of she goes dont, its just a word. Say whatever you want. I saw the words and she said thats great so from the age of nine i feel like a been conditioned to just. So i let loose and my daughter wil repeat thing sometimes. The other day, actually my wife doesnt know this so this is a fun way for her to find out. She had a bad night sleep so i said you sleep in. Ill take the kids and get them breakfast. Ive got my boy in the high highchair. Im making oatmeal. I thought of something at work i couldve done better and i just went [bleep] here are my daughter go daddy, what [bleep] s question daddy, daddy, wha . What [bleep] is . You want a peach . I felt like my options were two or three options. What i just did, ignore it. And then give her a [bleep] peach which is what i did. By instinct was to laugh my ass off. It encourages it. The Good Parenting thing would be to take a knee and explained her that thats a bad word that daddy said and that you shouldnt do it. 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The idea was i was standing in front of a chalkboard and people, kids were yelling at me calling me stupid or something but i remember thats how i started acting. I was doing that and the director was yelling at things at me like idiot, stupid, moron to try to get me into it i guess or something. It explains me a bit i think. Stephen were there any things that you learned, any tricks that you picked up as a young actor that are still useful now . Kieran im really glad i did it as a kid. When it comes the acting part, those most nothing ive taken from childhood to what i do know but i learn lines incredibly fast now because ive just been doing it since i was six. It sums like a fun party trick. It hissed off brian cox monday. Stephen plays logan roy. Kieran he has been acting for a very long time but he has a process that it takes him a very long time to learn lines. Showed up on set and we got to the rehearse. We are doing the scene. I dont know if he didnt know we were shooting the scene today so i looked it over and we did a quick rehearsal as i read the script and then i had to go get dressed. Brian wanted to run the lines. [bleep] first time i looked at it. We didnt on the page and we were halfway through and got called to set i dropped it and he said you know it and i said i dont know well see. We shot it and i knew it. He just came out. I just did it. He goes, when did you learn it, just now . Just now. Damn it [laughs] he was so mad. I was up all night learning it stephen could lock at the emmys and ill see you at the party. Kieran oh, damn it. Stephen succession is available on hbo max. Kieran culkin, everybody. Well be right back with the performance by roman jewels. Stick around baback in the e day, snsneaker dropops meant gettining online t to waitit in line. Now wiwith xfinityty mobile. We get t the fastesest mobilele service and cacan get the e freshest kicks asasap. I got ththis. 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I shouldve focused mostly on my heart cause i seen smarter people trample life like its an art so bein smart aint what it used to be, thats really dark you ever notice that the worst of us have all the chips . It really kinda takes the sheen off people getting rich like maybe rich is not the holy ever lovin king of nothin know we know youre bluffin you are dealing with the moneymoney runners new york city, my partner in rhyme and crime, elp. Dj trackstar. Im killer mike. Were run the jewels. Itd be a lie if i told you that i ever disdained the fortune and fame but the presence of the pleasure doesnt abstain me from any of the pain when my mother transitioned to another plane i was sitting on a plane tellin her to hold on and she tried hard but she just couldnt hang been two years, truth is ill probably never be the same dead serious, its a chore not to let myself go insane its crippling, make you want lean on a cup of promethazine but my queen say she need a king, not another junkie, flunky rapper fiend friends tell her he could be another malcolm, he could be another martin she told her partner i need a husband more than the world need another martyr made in atlant, georgia, where i use to ride the marta with a empty [. ] in the front pocket of my braves starter tryna make it out the mud as a baby father is much harder the same children that you love and adore, the court will use to break and rob ya circumstance woulda broke a weaker man, but i put it on my momma im a man of honor and the hardship made me a better money runner this is for the never heard never even got a ittyitty word this is for my sister sarah, honey, im so sorry you were hurt this is for the dawn, momma took a knock, had to change the locks dusted up but brushed off and i watched talk about a boss for the holders of a shred a heart even when you wanna fall apart when you surrounded by the fog, treadin water in the ice cold dark when they got you feelin like a fox runnin from another pack a dogs put the pistol and the fist up in the air, we are there, swear to god black child in america, the fact that i made it magic black and beautiful, the world broke my momma heart, and she died an addict god blessed me to redeem her in my thought, words, and my actions satisfaction for the devil, [. ]dammit, hell never ever have it this is for the dogooders that the nogooders used and then abused for the Truth Tellers tied to the whippin post, left beaten, battered, bruised the ones whose body hung from a tree like a piece of strange fruit go hard, last words to the firing squad was, damn you too [applause] stephen run the jewels, everybody thats it for the late show