American universities make the mistake of existing. But Trump University had the wisdom to be shut down for fraud 13 years ago. Sign up at Trump University. Warning you cannot sign up for something that was shut down for racketeering. You cant set up a tent on a place that cant legally exist announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Breaking the grass ceiling. And Carol Burnett takes the colbert questionert. Plus, stephen welcomes phil keoghan and musical guest Jacob Collier. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen perfect. Whoo thank you, my friends, please. You are all my friends. Welcome one and all in here, out there, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] folks, its no secret im an entertainer, but i pride myself on not pandering to my audience, and im not afraid to stand on this stage and ask the tough questions, like who here smokes weed . [cheering] im calling your parents. Well, theres good news for anybody who likes doobing a rollie, because yesterday, the Biden Administration announced plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide. [cheers and applause] nationwide. Everywhere. Do you understand what this means . It means here in new york, it will somehow be even easier to get pot. cause based on what i smell walking down the street, i think when you come out of the lincoln tunnel, they just pack it in your tailpipe. Now technically, this isnt legalization, just reclassification. Presently, cannabis is a schedule 1 drug. Socalled because for many smokers, its the number one thing on their schedule. Schedule 1 is very serious. Schedule 1 means weed is considered higher risk than cocaine and meth. Thats insane. If those drugs are safer than marijuana, why do you never hear of a doctor prescribing medicinal meth . Dr. Larson, your tests show a concerning lack of spiders crawling under your skin. I want you to smoke two of these rocks of crack and scream at me through the bedroom window in the morning. You can just leave most of your teeth with the nurse on the way out. But now, with this new change, weed will be a schedule 3 drug, alongside ketamine and some anabolic steroids. Yes, weed and steroids will be in the same league. So get ready for phish fans who are jacked. The question you may be asking steve. Why is big daddy biden passing out the fat blunts . Speculation is because easing weed restrictions could help biden boost flagging support, particularly among younger voters. Yes, it could help biden, or it could lead to a writein campaign for dude, lets put rainbow sprinkles on the lo mein. Crunchy, its sweet. Today was the day off, right . Wednesday. Today is a day off from Donald Trumps hush money trial, which gave him precious time at home to fart at his family. Now we still dont at this point if the jury will find him guilty, but we do know theyve found him sleepy. Because, according to reports, yesterday, donald trump fell asleep in court again. Oh, so the trial for him covering up having sex with Stormy Daniels is a lot like him having sex with Stormy Daniels. [cheering] he. He lasts only a few furious minutes and then nods off. Trump has fallen asleep so many times at this point that his attorneys are reportedly trying a number of different devices to keep him awake. Yes, many devices, the most successful of which has been nuggets on a string. Is that a real photo . We didnt mock that up. Thats an actual photo of donald trump. One new strategy is that when the legal teams sidebar with the judge, an attorney doesnt leave trumps side anymore because leaving him alone means leaving him to potentially sleep. He cant stay awake if hes alone for 30 seconds . This does not bode well for a second term. Mr. President , i want you to know seal team 6 is in position to strike. We just need your goahead and hes fallen asleep again. Tell you what. Im gonna draw a penis on his forehead. There you go. There you go. The lawyers have also given trump stuff to keep him busy. Because now he has a stack of papers with him at all times to go through. Yes, it comes with crayons. Oh word search im great at this. I found glerb, lerb, and word search now, trump, he snoozed through some pretty interesting testimony yesterday. We learned yesterday the mechanics of how exactly he paid off Karen Mcdougal and Stormy Daniels, thanks to a new witness, California Attorney keith davidson, seen here saying, oh, god. Are the books right behind me . How did they get out here in the forest . Davidson is a lawyer out of Beverly Hills who offers services ranging from personal injury to std lawsuits. Has your junk been hurt in an accident . Did you slip and fall into a pile of herpes . Call 555penisow little early. A little early on the penisow davidson is a key witness because he represented both Stormy Daniels and Karen Mcdougal in their legal agreements to keep silent about their affairs with trump. Yes, trumps wanderin shroom has created a new area of law. My son is in law school. Oh, really . Whats he studying . Light butt play. [laughter] we had some discussions about a bad backstage. Light butt play. Thats a funny word. Now, while Karen Mcdougal was paid by the national enquirer, stormy was supposed to be paid off by trump himself. So no surprise, davidson testified that the money wasnt sent by the agreedupon deadline, because trump idnt want to spend the money. How cheap is this guy . It is days from the election in 2016. The campaign is on the line, but he still wont pony up. Tell you what. Ask her if shell take a coupon. Ill trade her silence for. Halfoff rug shampooing. This is an exciting day for trump in a way, because hes on the cover of Time Magazine once again with the title if he wins. [booing] answer we are screwed. cause the interview in the magazine is pretty chilling. In it, he talks about mass deportations, he doesnt rule out Political Violence in the 2024 election, and when asked about pardoning imprisoned january 6th defendants, he says, i would consider that, yes, if somebody was evil and bad, i would look at that differently. cause evil and bad is a terrible combination. Not many people are both. Evel knievel was evil, not bad. No, listen up. This is true. Bad bunny . Bad, not evil. Some say not even a bunny. So he could be lying about all of it. Which if you think about it, pretty evil. Trump tried to dodge any question at all about abortion by claiming he would leave it up to the states, but said hes fine with states monitoring pregnant women so they dont get abortions. Then why stop at pregnancy . Why not monitor women for their entire cycle . Open up open up its the feds its gonna be a light day [laughter] not sure how i was holding that bullhorn. Talking into a hoagie. Light butt play. Light butt play. What do you think of that . What are you think about, what about you, ed . You ever have light butt play . What about you, doc . Trump also assured the nation that hes going to be way better at staffing this time around, saying, the advantage i have now is i know everybody. I know people. I know the good, the bad, the stupid, the smart. You can just say good and smart, we already know youre pretty tight with the bad and the stupid. Theyre your sons. [cheering] yesterday, he also called into fox news and weighed in on the ongoing conflict in the middle east. We have to let israel complete their war on terror. Its a horrible thing. But they have to do it. And they have to do it fast. Stephen yes, horrible things are only horrible if they arent done really fast. Kids, i am leaving you and your mom for my college intern, but its okay cause im leaving in a jetpack. Pshhhh. Pshhhh. Then trump did an interview on a local fox affiliate in michigan for the unfortunately named segment and this is true let it rip. I was assured this was the place i could let it rip. Thank you for having me. I will not be taking questions at this time. [laughter] trump later appeared on the shows cooking segment, cut the cheese, their uptotheminute weather forecast, breaking wind, and their feelgood Human Interest segment oh, my god. Did somebody slaughter a goat in here . We got a great show for you tonight my guests are Carol Burnett and phil keoghan. From the amazing race. When we come back, trumps vp pick. Could it be you . Stick around. Announcer the late show with Stephen Colbert sponsored by always ultra thins with rapid dry technology that absorbs two times faster than the leading store brand. [cheers and applause] stephen welcome back, everybody. Give it up for louis cato and the late show band right over there. [cheers and applause] my friends, and you are my friends, coming up in just a moment, you know the amazing race. Wednesday nights here on the cbus. Host phil croghan will be out just a moment to talk about all the amazing race as they are doing this year. This is quite an honor. The great, the one, the only Carol Burnett will be taking the colbert questionert. One of my faves of all time. You can see carol on palm royale on apple tv . Check that out, folks. Ladies and gentlemen, a few minutes ago i was standing over there, talking about donald trump. But thats, thats the old stephen. The new steve is going to sit over here and talk about donald trump and and this is important. Its not just him. Were going to be talking about who he might choose as his running mate. Currently, the hot new name is north dakota governor doug burgum, seen here being less interesting than a wooden post. Burgum is a rising star in republican politics. You know his slogan, vote dave or doug . Is it doug . Burgum is the most exciting potential running mate since 2016 when Hillary Clinton picked. No idea. Even though burgummania isnt yet sweeping the country, in recent weeks, sources say, trump frequently has brought up burgums name. Hey, sources, i hate to burst your bubble, but he wasnt saying burgum. He was saying, burger yum [cheers and applause] so who is dougie b . Hes a staunchly conservative businessman worth at least 100 million, who may be best known for qualifying for the 2024 republican primary debates by offering 20 gift cards to anyone who would donate at least one dollar to him. Spend 20, make 1 is also the official sales pitch of draft kings. Draft kings your kid never rode that bike anyway. Light butt play. [laughter] uh. Burgums in the veepstakes because recently one of the previous candidates, lets say, took themselves out of the running. Im talking about south dakota governor kristi noem, seen here about to rap about plumbing. Earlier this week, noem willingly revealed that she. How do i put this delicately . Murdered a puppy in cold blood. Some in trumps orbit have tried to defend noem, such as don jr. Fiancee and Big Mouth Billy Bass that only says slurs, kimberly guilfoyle. Yesterday, guilfoyle spun her own Conspiracy Theory about what really happened. Why the hell would kristi noem put that thing about shooting her dog who was 14 months old in a book . I dont know what happened. Maybe somebody slipped that in, and she didnt see it, i dont know. Stephen yes. Which is more likely . That she actually did it or that someone slipped a long and detailed story about how she killed a puppy and then a goat in her book but she never saw it, and then tricked her into going on twitter to repeatedly defend it. But who could possibly be so devious . Could it be ghosts . Probably. Shes killed a lot of things. Now, this confession of being a petting zoo serial killer got noem a bit of backlash, including from a member of her own party. Utah senator mitt romney, seen here enjoying the onfield antics of the philly phanatic. Back when romney was running for president , he had his own canine scandal, when it was revealed he strapped his dogs kennel to the roof of his car during a 12hour road trip to canada, despite the irish setter suffering from diarrhea. Despite. Not because of the diarrhea . Uh, why are you putting the dog on the roof . Could it have anything to do with the highpressure dookage soaking the backseat . Not at all. Why do you ask . Next up, manitoba, kids. Putting your dog on the roof is not only cruel to the dog but very cruel to the guy behind you in the convertible. Louis wow. Wow. Stephen but romney is feeling vindicated that hes not the worst dogabuser in his party, proclaiming, i didnt eat my dog. Mitt, no one brought that up, buddy. I didnt eat my dog. 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Some of the greatest performers come out here and i like the opportunity to delve a little deeper, to really see their soul and reveal their true self not only to me but to the world. Im just curious, Carol Burnett, would you be willing to take this thing we call the colbert questionert. [cheers and applause] okay . Okay. Here we go. First question of the colbert questionert, Carol Burnett, what is the best sandwich . Carol oh, i like grilled cheese. [cheers and applause] stephen classic. Classic. Do you do butter on the outside, mayonnaise on the outside . Carol sliced tomato. Stephen that classes it up nicely. Carol may be a little mayonnaise. Stephen okay. What is the scariest animal . Carol snake. Stephen classic. Apples or oranges, carol . Carol oh. I like both. [applause] stephen you cant put Peanut Butter on an orange. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph . Carol yes. Stephen may i ask who . Carol linda darnell. Youre not going to remember her. But she was one of my favorite actresses when i was a little girl. She was so beautiful and she was from texas. Thats where i was born. And my grandmother and i were hanging over the ropes, watching all the movie stars coming in to the premiers. I was 9 years old. Linda darnell is walking by. [gasps] and my grandmother, linda grabbed her by the arm. She said give this little girl your autograph. She loves you. She looked at me and she said hi, sweetheart. Whats your name . I told her. Im looking up this gorgeous face and shes writing it. And i look and her nostrils didnt match. [laughter] they were just a little different shape. You know. Let me see your nostrils . Same thing. Theyre not exactly the same. Stephen perfect. Carol i know. [laughs] stephen youve got to give me his card. What do you think happens when we die . Carol whoa. Stephen its a really quick trip from best sandwich to what do you think happens when we die . Carol i think theres something there thats more than what we know, i do. Ive had many experiences in my life that you cant quite explain. Stephen some spirit from the other side . Carol signs, yeah. Stephen wow. It sounds or just a wink from the universe . Carol [laughs] certain things where i wanted rain for instance, a certain thing, and it rained what i wanted to. Also. I wont go into it. My daughter carrie who passed away 20 years ago. We were working together and doing a play on broadway. She died before we could finish it and so it was up to me to finish it. The great hal prince was directing. He was going to go to broadway. I flew to new york, chicago, to do the rehearsals and stuff. I just said i need a little prayer. I need, carrie, i need you to be with me. When i got to the hotel room, there was a huge array of birds of paradise on the coffee table. And they were from howell prince, the director. He said see you tomorrow in rehearsal. I called and i said how did you know this and the birds of paradise . He said i didnt. I just call the florist and they sent them. The birds of paradise is carries favorite flower and it was tattooed on the back of her shoulder. Stephen thats lovely. Carol the next night we had dinner with hal. The maitre d brought a bottle of champagne. It said louise. That was kerrys middle name and my mothers name. I kind of think thats around. Stephen i know the feeling. Thats lovely. You have a favorite action movie . [laughter] it dips pretty quick. It dips pretty quick after that one. Its an emotional roller coaster, the questionnaire. Carol action movie . I loved dances with wolves. Few others some action in there. Carol and shawshank redemption. Stephen ive never seen it actually. Carol oh, no youve got to stephen that the reaction everyone has when i see that what i want to watch until i can watch it with tim robbins. Carol morgan freeman. Stephen yeah. Carol its great. Stephen i hear good things. [laughter] like its the best movie ever made us want to hear. Window or aisle . Carol aisle. Stephen pourquoi . Carol so i can go to the bathroom. Stephen thats everyones answer. Favorite smell. Carol i think cookies. Freshbaked cookies. Stephen least favorite smell. Carol oh, come on. We can imagine . Okay. Earliest memory . Carol being bathed in a sink in texas. I think i was around two. Stephen do you remember the window . Carol it was a window. It was a big sink, an old house in san antonio. I remember being bathed in it. Stephen cats or dogs . Carol i like both but i have a cat. [applause] she is a bengal. When shes hungry, she takes the phone off the hook. [laughter] stephen thats a cat. Carol i see the red light and that means its hungry. And then she is sitting by the bowl, waiting. Shes smart. Stephen you only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life. What is it . You dont have to listen to it on a loop. 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I hoping youre not going to offer me up whiskey shot like you did last time. I think well wait till later. I dont know how i got to the last interview after you gave me the shot. Stephen vodka, whiskey, tequila, rum. Let me know. If any place in the interview gets a little rocky for you, give me a wink and ill go get it. Last time you were here, we didnt get a chance to talk about your home country, new zealand. I dont know if you know this, but i am so smitten by new zealand. I love kiwis. They are the nicest, they make everyone else in the world seem like complete jerks. I love every key we ive ever met. I doubt you could name a kiwi i didnt like. Is there any kiwi people dont like . Phil the only person i can think of, there was a guy who bullied me at school. Stephen wow. Phil i would love to say his name on national television. I wont embarrass him. No, not going to. Stephen do you do the adventure stuff down there . You all are crazy. You invented the modern bungee jumping. Phil i met him back in the mid80s and he used to get terribly stoned and lived in a volkswagen van and i actually jumped with him early in 89. An artificial world record together with nine of us jumping at one time. Off the bridge. Stephen which ive done. Heres the thing. Where was the van . Was he living in a van down by the river . Phil yes as a matter of fact, was. If you were smoking marijuana, it was a major you know what i mean. People are a little more liberal about the whole thing but hes doing really well and hes an awesome guy, henry. He was the new zealand downhill Mountain Biking champion. A. J. Hackett, they went to france and jumped illegally from the inside of the eiffel tower. Thats how they got the whole publicity thing going. I was so excited to hear that they went to new zealand. Stephen ive been several times. I would go back in a minute. Phil i would love to take you on a personalized trip. Stephen what would we do . Phil definitely we would go see some of my family mem members. [laughter] stephen im sure i would love that. Phil a lot of them play the banjo and a few of them are cross eyed. No. Stephen im from south carolina. That doesnt scare me. Phil they love to have a good drink. I just went and did, yes, exactly. You wouldnt have to take any of that with you. We could pick up what we need down there. Theres a place called region, the last true town of new zealand. They are making their own stephen is that how they describe themselves . Do other people described in that way . Phil you have to come up with a promotional tag. Phil reefton is near the south island. I followed my family name, keoghan. They escaped the potato famine and my greatgreatgrandfather started off with a farmed on there so i used it loosely as a way to plan a trip and, i have the best time. It was awesome. Stephen have you been anyplace as beautiful as new zealand . Every major geological formation, every kind of weather system, everything. These two islands, only the size of great britain. Phil and japan, roughly the same size. Stephen youve got everything on those two islands. Phil we have a lot. I want to say that ultimately uive been to places that are just as beautiful around the world but i think ultimately i do believe that places are about the people. I have been in the most incredible places on earth. Absolutely bored and not really enjoying it. Because essentially like looking at beautiful postcard or picture. Unless youre there with people, so for me new zealand his home, his family. Theres a Kindred Spirit that you have being at home. So to me, yes its beautiful, the most beautiful place to be because thats where my family is. [applause] stephen i know, 100 . We have to take a quick break. Please dont go. Dont you go. Well be back with more phil keoghan of the amazing race. Good to go off the grid. Good to go nonstop. 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And wakes up feeling like himself. Get the rest to be your best with nonhabit forming zzzquil. Is you with me now . Then biggiebiggiebounce i know you dig the way i swswswitch my style holla people sing around now people gather round now people jump around go, get ur freak on go, get ur freak on go, get ur freak on when life spells heartburn. How do you spell relief . Rolaids rolaids dualactive formula begins to neutralize acid on contact. Rolaids spells relief. I cant believe i get to work at target i hope she knows shes getting deals automatically oh id tell her if it wasnt a dream looks like pamela just let that guy know he can get unlimited sameday delivery and shes gonna save an extra five percent with a target circle card whats that . Oh no, i dont want to wake up theres too many deals uh, you are awake. And the deals are real then how do you explain abe lincoln over by the chips . That grimy film on your teeth . Dr. G . its actually the buildup of plaque bacteria that grimy film on your teeth . Dr. G . its actually the buildup of plaque bacteria which can cause cavities. Stephen this young man right here is the host of the amazing race phil keoghan. The finale is coming up. Phil yes. Tonights episode, went of barbados, rihanna country. Those of you who dont know. If you love and we wanted barbados to shine bright like a diamond. Im sorry i just walked right into that one. I hope shes watching because we really got a chance to show off barbados. We showed off some road tennis, a combination between tennis and pickleball. They played on the road with bigger paddles and a faster bouncing rubber ball. When i was a kid, i grew up in antigua and i went to barbados quite a bit. I love it there. Stephen speaking of the liquor bar, thats where they make the mount gay realm. Phil great rum. You dont have any of that, do you . You have to give 5yearold antigo rum. Stephen ill show you what i have. Phil maybe we should have a drink. Steve and i have a havana club which i believe is illegal to have in the united states. Phil this show is really getting a legal, isnt it . Might as well. We are towards the end of the interview. I mean, at this stage, at this stage what could possibly go wrong . Stephen what is it like to be the host question when you get to travel all over the wo world. Is that part fun or just exhausting . Phil its totally amazing. Thank you for having me back again. I dont know if ill be back. But cheers. Stephen of course. Isnt that tasty . Phil really good. People say you have the best job in the world and i really believe the opportunity that i have to be able to share cultures. I love that we get to show the world in a positive light. Theres so much that you see on television and in the media. Heres whats going wrong in this country and heres whats going wrong over here and heres whats going wrong over here. Stephen and then people go on tv and make latenight jokes about it. Its so sad. Phil ive heard that. Do know these people . Stephen one thing i love about the show, love your eyebrow. This is how you kick off every season, that eyebrow. [cheers and applause] where did this, how did this start . Phil when i was a kid i was absently fascinated by a gentleman of a man by the name of lee majors, the 6 million man. If you dont know who that is, some of you dont know, it was like, we have the technology to rebuild. Steve austin. He has an accident and they rebuilt him and it only cost 6 million. He has a show, hes big. Number one tv star in the world. Burt reynolds number one movie star at the time. Dated farrah fawcett, if you remember her. I have the steve austin doll and i still have that. Thats me. Stephen and the bionic woman doll. Phil i took steve austins clothes and put them on bionic woman who belonged to my sister. I dont know what thats about. But anyway, the eyebrow, the left eye, he had a sound effect. It would go do do do do do. Thats how he was seeing through the bionic eye. I still have him. Hes one of my favorite things in the world. And then a few years ago i met the Kentucky Derby and lo and behold, who do i need . Lee majors. Stephen you live a charmed life. Phil im so lucky. His wife, his wife faith is a big amazing race fan. She walks over and says i love the amazing race but you stole my husbands eyebrow and i went, yes, i did. Stephen phil. Cheers. Heres to new zealand. Heres to the amazing race. Thanks for stopping by. Phil thank you for having me. Stephen ladies and gentlemen, phil keoghan, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by Jacob Collier. The amazing race airs wednesday nights at 9 30 on cbs. Stephen and now, performing cinnamon crush from his album jesse volume 4, Jacob Collier featuring lindsey lomis. I just want your body, baby by my side candlelight inside take a hold of me i said, ohlalalala youre sweet to me open i cant get you off my mind i mustve tried a hundred thousand times now but somethin bout that ohlalalala is keepin me holding on and i cant let go now oh, lala you give me a rush now sugar say, oh, lala youre my cinnamon crush now sugar say, oh, lala, lala were keepin it hush now sugar . Say, oh, sugar i just want you next to me by my side wont you hold me close . No slippin away its like, ohlalalala cause i want you more than a little been waitin for you all my life i never thought that i could find you oh, you i think that im ready take me on a sugar high you give me a rush now sugar say, oh, lala youre my cinnamon crush now sugar say, oh, lala were keepin it hush now sugar say, oh, lala say, oh, hey, oh, no i dont know which way the wind may blow i dont know if things will last for long but i know this feelings real inside i cant get you off my mind sugar, no my mind my mind ooh, oooh ooh, oooh somethin bout you whispers cinnamon sweetheart, wont you let me in again . Just stay forever hush me up and make me glow again wake me up and kiss me slow again just stay forever somethin bout you keeps me up at night touch me, tease me bring me back to life just stay forever take me to the place ive never been mellow, sweetness sniff me up again just stay forever youre my cinnamon crush now sugar [cheers and applause] stephen you can catch him on his north american tour now Jacob Collier and lindsey lomis, everybody. Thats it for the late show. Good night