Transcripts For 1TV Mikhail 20240704

Classics. Or not . I object that she answers you. She answers. Yes . No, probably, especially for you, we have collected the best speeches, because stupid americans, how can i write the numbers in letters, as well as the prediction and frank memoirs of the legendary satirical writer. That for the eighteenth year europe was heating firewood firewood was supplied from siberia the United States once again imposed sanctions russia once again placed on what imposed the United States to run away from the controller by electric train. Our logic is stuck. We have energy ahead of logic american, the german thinks on the go, standing english, sitting russian flow, and the russian first does, then thinks how to clear up what he did the russian does not answer the questions or how they can think that the elections and the elections of someone will help them if they themselves do not answer the question i ask, how long o am i late for the institute. I didnt ask you a prostitute from someone else. You, when you go on vacation, i dont know, we have a big company. We will go to greece. I asked you when they where and with whom do you understand . Only our man can start bargaining with the minibus driver. Here such logic does not keep up with the energy, only our man can come up to a stranger on the beach or a stranger and say, i want to swim, yes a buoy, then a jog. Need an hour. Could you watch my things, i have money there and an expensive mobile phone. And then they wonder where to do it all. Yes , only ours drink to health. Only ours , only ours, has a kidney stone in a box, and he boasts of it to the guests himself. Unique people only our women, when her husband beats her, the police call the police she comes to protect her husband and beats the Police Together with him. A woman tells me imagine everything according to your performance. I go to work, i remember that i forgot to turn off the turkey. Or maybe i didnt forget, i dont know, i return at this time the call, i say, i forget on the phone. Why did you return . I leave for the streets, i remember that i had to check a little bit, and in order not to return and not to remember, i took the iron with me to work. Only russian people can , but the program is not worth admiring the hurricane. Here, for example, in bulgaria in horror there was a hurricane. Typhoon all fled from hp russians say, take pictures of me in the background as soon as he approaches home. Look what death. Ugh, eyes are on fire. Only our woman in the minibus, says he heard himself. Stop me at that stop, the other one says, and me too. These people cannot live well, they dont care who they vote for ; politics doesnt matter to this people. She cant find it in her purse, sorry. So in front of everyone he probably says i forgot it at home. The woman stood on the scales a brilliant case on the scales in the clinic and picks up her stomach. In order to weigh less, even emigrants, by the way, have understood in the west that it is necessary to teach children the russian language, because the witty ones begin to understand that humor is better to eat one thing, but children, for example, grew up in america. And in the family, if they spoke russian, they begin to make fun in American Schools, for example, in the city of san jose, not far from san francisco, russians made fun. Children, there are russian children in this school a lot they sent three pigs to an American School on the pigs the americans wrote the numbers 1 2 and 4. They were looking for a pig with number three oh, and the boy came up with it, too, well, a wonderful story, and the germans say the russians answer the rules, whoever breaks motorists sends them to tests to ask exams for morons, sometimes the germans have questions at all whether it is possible to put three balls from us from table tennis on top of each other. Well, this is completely. Well, if they answer that i will think now, then it is for retake, and such cases happen in the middle, germans, ours, he says, you can take out the chewing gum and blinded it. And the boy pinned himself in the american subway, but this is a brilliant case. This hamburgerlike observer sits here, then. And he put a magnetic card, which must be carried out, stuck everything in his cap. This is exactly what came up and said, lord, let me through without a ticket and normal yes, she believed god. Oh, and immigrants from germany wrote everything according to your stories. In order to cause pure pride in you now, the immigrants decided to build an extension to the house of brick. Well, they think ours will not come to mind that a brick should be bought only to steal. We went to the construction site on sunday, because on sunday it would never occur to any of the germans to guard the bricks. The settings filled the trunk of the trailer and the police pulls up saying what youre doing without batting an eyelid. Our say, we built a house. We have a brick. We brought it here to set it up so that it will come in handy for someone. How do i parody the air in the chest . Recruit the germans policemen, they say it is impossible by law. Immediately. Take everything and you. One of the main jokes Mikhail Zadornov was america i cant live without america so do you know the shortest joke about America Mcdonalds is a restaurant . Do you know that the American Army is happy to meet any other army for an interesting pastime on its territory, do you know that in order to incapacitate an american commando, it is enough to pull a roll of toilet paper out of his backpack . This kind of westernization came to russia and er me, for example, you know, i dont hire a person who says ok for me, this man, a, has impoverished his thinking. What is english, is the transmission of information. I passed the information to you, what, i love you . Why yes, because you can not change places. And yuyu. Ay, paws, you cant speak russian, as much as you like, and there are only two intonations in english otherwise. You will fall out of the norm, out of the norm with us. I love you, like, love love. Yes, i love you, im doing you gone, they say. Look out of here, what a variety of nuances of human feelings . Because i convey intonations, as i love you in english, more verbs faster get to the division of money, so when the russian people start to weave english words. I believe they are impoverishing their thinking. You will never translate into english the word not up to drunk because this feeling is not drunk. This is not information transfer. Its impossible to explain, you know, american. He complained to me, he married a russian, i cant understand what she answers my question. Do you want tea . He says i dont even know if she wants to or not. I ask him. What does she answer you . She answers. Yes . No, i guess. Is russian a language . This is the language of conveying the nuances of feelings to me, a businessman says about an official. He does not want to communicate with me, because i did not bring him up to it. A huge number of suffixes of prefixes in our language are secrets. You know that the word rich only in russian came the word god god you, we forgot about it, in whom there is a lot of god, that rich. The first rows, sorry, yeah, but here whoever has a lot of money is not rich , that collector is simply fate meaning. Now this is wealth. They have merged two moments of wealth and fate for them is one and the same, and in our language there is no word, bogatyr was composed of two words of the ancient slavic god, and there is no tyrit, no ha ha. After all, you meant to save at that time, then save up to steal merged into one process when the program went astray for our people. Thank you, god save us. Oh, when we look in for us, a person is a spiritual being, when we look, we are linguistic observation, we are proud of him, when we look into the room, we are not talking about souls. For us, a person, first of all, it is a spiritual , e, essence. And when the americans look in they say, yes, there is no torso for them , a mans torso. And when they get into tough situations in their blockbusters, they say save our asses. The most precious thing is saved, what is left in the world. That is why i care so much for the russian language, because our language was created not for the sake of profit, not for the sake of profit. Its only in russian. There is an expression money is evil among americans. It cant be like that, expressing really evil. Come to the store. Look at the prices, evil is not missing an american in riga came to the supermarket dropped chicken broth. Such a suspension such a colloidal little bit of caloid prominent suspension such a whitish transparent bottle is drawn on the label, chicken. And when it disappeared due to the crisis, he approached the cashier and asked. Please tell me where the chicken milk attention has gone. Thanks for being russian. Well, in general, i remembered the speech and the satirist of one said to himself, well, stupid out loud, she didnt speak, and after all she says, theres no chicken milk it happens. The american appeared with an inquisitive mind asked why. Ours, too, is not a miss. And where are you, where did you see the chicken in the name . The american was not at all stupid, he thought , thought and said, but the coconut also does not have a name. But you cant take ours with bare hands. She says the coconut is already uddered. You nothing palms thats a good conversation, turned out to be very smart. But all the records were broken by an american on sakhalin, he photographed a bush of red currants in sakhalin, you ask. Why are you taking pictures . This wonderful one has never seen caviar growing on bushes . Our guy is well found what to answer says, now such a period is not flattered in the bushes. Well, as a talented person, he noticed not only the bad, but also the good. Americans on the streets smile at each other in the morning. You have seen our faces since morning. You went to the subway i once gave such an image, in my opinion, it is very accurate. I will repeat it on our faces in the morning, as if a bandaid had been torn off from the most hairy place. We also have this, that our expressions are all smiles. That a smiling man arouses suspicion in us or is he crazy or somewhere he stole something or the expression from the youth that turned on the smiley . Americans in the elevator strangers ask each other. How are you . I beg you very much. Tomorrow you will be in the elevator. I went to a stranger to ask how you are and smile. And tell me, thank you, if he doesnt kill you at all, being afraid that you are climbing about his two from where . Why dont we study the service of americans, well, how can you compare the way they serve and ours . My assistant olya often goes on tour to shops in the far east, buy several cans of crabs. They give one jar rumpled, and she is a saleswoman and says bank. Rumpled crabs, i wont take it, he says, now he will eat with a can. In another city, olya says, the saleswoman tried the bread, she says, damn your tough one, and you press harder. I witnessed cases when i came to the store, they did not recognize me. And im so urgent, i say. Well, as i used to say, be kind. She says, in short, yes, a unique people. We only put buoys on russian beaches in several lines. The first one for which you cant swim, and the second, for which you seriously dont need to. Only in russia does a man learn that vodka costs 50 rubles in gay clubs. Can you reconsider your orientation . Only for a russian person, any thing in the house goes through three stages, a balcony is a garage. Everyone knows how to equip russia, but he cannot tidy up his own balcony, and only ours. When you call him at work and ask. What are you doing answer. And finally , only in russia can laughter be heard from an overturned car. I was 12 years old. I remember under this song in general, we are crazy a dingding went down, a large range of feelings and impressions of a person on whose behalf a star star is sung. Im totally in shock. I wept. Today it is the rarest case, in general i saw eyes. I understood what she wanted to do. It is possible to listen to the news endlessly. Ghent, now, if only with this song, aspic, like art, only tastier with horseradish and mustard maheev. A person with longterm anxiety often hears advice or, for example, thank you for the advice. 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Go to the microphone and activate mega powers for unlimited megafon actually, well, only now, if they ask me what our future is, i seriously cannot predict. I can only joke, and then it will be interesting in different cities , psychics come, these rivers, they are the only people who come and say, i am a prophet, i say, yes , interesting, lets get to know each other. He says, but i dont have students. I say, what kind of a prophet are you if you have no students, but he believes that he is a prophet, and recently one came to kazan, he says, i contacted you in the astral plane. I say, yeah, i understand, i heard this morning. How do you go to the astral plane . He speaks via skype normally. And to me and in the end says i had a sign to meet with you today. I speak from the almighty and what do you understand . Ive been for five years now. Well, he has the audacity to direct your actions from the astral, he told me this, that is, he still wants to get his percentage from this case. Here in this respect was, well done, you know, who is alan chumak, he is generally with such humor. Although its not noticeable. Once we performed with him. In one concert, the back door came out of the hall there in one city, not in moscow for a week. Uh, well, we left through the service entrance. And there are already sick people for the dude to cure. Now, not slowly, a hundred people got rid of chromate from dementia. He says you want to be cured all at once. Yes close your eyes. Raise your hands. Just stand there and leave. The next phrase will be a little bit like this from what was predicted. Uh, very soon as the stars show. E will find oil in france and in england from the usa to doubt their democracy. After scientists go oil in antarctica from the usa will defeat the bloody penguin regime where did Mikhail Zadornov draw ideas for monologues, he told his viewers, i read newspapers. Obliquely diagonally and only to smile. I cant take it seriously wrote out a few. Yes , i also like to read, you know, not the articles themselves. And the title of the notes is enough, please, here are a few notes that i recently saw in various newspapers. Unknown mold conquers the subway it is necessary to send to hollywood they will shoot the film, as bruce willis gives birth to mold fights. This is where i got a bit carried away. This article was read by a colombian drug lord. What plot did he die in the moscow intensive care unit . I cant. Let me finish. He died in the moscow intensive care unit because of a drunken russian driver. Tell me how you can take it all. Its only only slavish thinking that can allow it to be believed. I feel sorry for, for example, the colombian drug lord became, but the cool kid was normally survived in all the showdowns of the world level participated , he was blown up by our kid, who just didnt get a hangover. I believe that if there was a nomination for the most frightening title in a newspaper, this is you article. It would be necessary to assign this prize in the moscow river in the summer there was this article in the moscow river. Maybe, well, many people remember that piranhas appeared because of the heat, this is already a thriller, and they ate a traffic cop who fell from a sunstroke from a bridge with a cap and bribes. Mikhail zadornov all his life noticed the funny in our lives and collected stories sent by the audience. And also a whole collection of letters from teachers has accumulated. Teachers write you are right that you do not scold children, they really just dont know much. Young teachers came to school, they just graduated from pedagogical universities. Now nobody can. As a result, the school is filled with people who are semiliterate teachers. Here is a teacher in a chemistry class. The young teacher says to the students. Look at me before you a hydrogen molecule. And if you read the comments that young teachers write in their diaries, its just a humorous number that doesnt want to love pushkin, the whole lesson didnt get out of the portfolio. Read in reading class. This is what i like. Oh, oh, i washed the floor in the classroom with a shawl, forget it. At the physical education lesson, he refused to use the mat. Your son saw the decimal logarithm in the coffin right from the disco the teacher came and expresses himself in the same words, but the hands of literature are young, the teacher asked the children, and who wants to share who become one in life pinned the boy said, i would like to become a pathologist. She says, here they are nice, we will all be treated with you. Another friend of mine works in a bank. He sent it to me. He writes down one for the clients. The client tells him. Tell the young man, you can use it like a cell. Hello you call the defaulter petrov tell me im very malicious. In the bank, tell me how much you can laugh. Here. Explain. But this is a masterpiece, this is a masterpiece. Here write the amount of the loan in words client in words. How is that . The manager is literally a client, a young man in his right mind. How do i spell the numbers . The russian language teacher wrote. I came to the market, and there it hasnt been 3 days yet, they are trading here, and not only do they write illiterate price tags, they also yell and shout at the seller. Pineapples would be pineapples, she writes i dont like it when russian words are distorted. I still approached him on principle, i say, there is no such word for us to eat bananas. She moves away, he screams, anal bananas. And i saw an advertisement for retail goods on the central market, epta. I im not afraid of anything. No more horror stories, even american ones, we went once from china , on a cargo ship worth 2 million dollars, there were dolls on board childrens dolls in a wave, the wave went on eight winds and at one moment, when the ship lists these dolls worth 2 million dollars. Everyone closes their eyes at the same time and shouts. In the mideighties, my mother began to come to me. First popularity. They began to recognize me. And so i remember i was sitting in this very place in the restaurant of the Central House of writers. This is a special restaurant. Eh, everyone here on the walls dreamed of getting here. Uh, the greatest thinkers and most talented writers of the last century signed, in general i had the feeling then that many young writers dreamed of becoming members with a writer. For the sake of one thing, so that they would be allowed into this restaurant, so that they would join through the restaurant, at least, but to the great, and then a wellknown writer of that time suddenly approached me and asked. Vaet, please tell me, but you are by chance, by chance, not a relative of that writers of the famous classic Nikolai Zadornov who wrote such interesting historical novels about the valiant and most worthy time. Eh, in the history of russia i say, well, of course, how i am his son, he was so surprised. Like, as a son this cannot be, because Nikolai Zadornov lived in the 19th century. I understand why he said that, because my father wrote. So so true stories about the valiant. Really. He correctly said this e writer about the valiant pages of our history, and about honor and dignity, and noble people, that there was a complete feeling that he lived in this valiant and noble time. This is the first. Well, the second reason was even more obviously, since a person does not go to this main restaurant of the soviet union, it means that he definitely lived the century before last, and i think that this was the main advantage of the creative dignity of his father. He never depended on any parties , did not join any organizations, was not at enmity with anyone, did not accept the views of any group, was not against whom he was not friends, he always remained an independent person in his views and the only thing that expressed them. In his novels what does the natural essence of russian words mean is another example i will bring you. A pig was born, what sound did she make . Its a pity you didnt have a microphone, but i work as an amplifier in this, yes. Only in russian a pig is called khryusha, and its cubs were called piglets in ancient russia. Not a piglet, but a bastard, but one thing, but the fires in history will speed up. Look today, many abbreviate the words young. Why are they different, they dont write people anymore, in emails, they write. They once said what year, but they began to say how, when such a year was then shortened this year today and many words. Soon we well live. Look, they said you will be healthy. Here i was with the old believers. The most moral people on earth are our second row, as they say, greet, you will be healthy , they have kept that old greeting. And we say hello and many say. Hello, the ac will pass another 100 years. Ukrainians will say all and we are healthy, and in 1,000 years there will be disputes, whose language was the first on earth. There was none. One language was the first to split into many languages, for example, vlad is power for love, and power is without accounting. The interests of the people. These are two different words and the language united when it was divided into several languages. So the words were abbreviated x to pronounce hard, the piglet began to speak. How is pork in english . Park squeeze the word piglet and youll get port camon to me. Yang young they say its nothing terrible, nothing special, because english and sanskrit e , both russian and english originated from sanskrit this is not entirely true in english and russian there are more common words than in english and sanskrit, and in russian there are more sanskrit than english sanskrit, that is, the spread of languages ​​came from us. And i give you many examples. What is the word bad, bad poor they have shortened our words for juice. And when i pronounce a sock, they fight, i have to trade and do not shorten words quickly. I want people to know today, even if im wrong about something. The word history means history , what was described in the torah is considered history, but there was still pain that was not written down, and today it was revealed and it showed that people are much wiser in their own way. Genetics and smarter. What it seems. Lets continue with you. How long live in latin glory , the chopped off word glory, well, mother father does not even need to be said, but in general, all this is all ours and brother, ours and dota there too. And chus jaw is also abbreviated, whats interesting . Is the research working . I could dig deeper to some points. But there are moments about which if you start talking, the population, in general, according to my theory, the british will be horrified. They are teaching us democracy today. What do i conclude from this . I am not forcing it on you. They teach us democracy. Uh, there is estonia well done for demolishing the monument, and they will teach us about democracy, they robbed the whole world. They had colonies , we didnt have colonies. They unleashed three opium wars. With china alone , the most patsanisty boys of the world separated, uh, the americans. E. Well, those americans generally abbreviate their language. Soon they will switch to rock fluid, in general, apparently. They shot india practically from push, they robbed and took out gold. They will teach us democracy from them. Ice is such a thing that thousands three years bc from our people who lived in the volga region and this place was called the radiance of god ra scattering this radiance of ra. Guys, the outcasts are gone such shaves. Well, boys are like that, thats why they were shaved, that boys they went to the islands, they were called shaved. They got there Great Britain happened, therefore, Great Britain chased, they god veles, therefore wells and god, veles is the god of cattle from here with cotland they have there. And they spoke on our hair dryer nato. I think it is necessary to decipher, so the National American terrorist organization abbreviated us united gang of aggressors eu european separatists. Sbu listen to the benderites of ukraine g7 america its six i dont understand the situation in syria syrians are bombing syrians. For this , the americans decided to bomb the syrians, that the syrians are not mobiles. They i dont understand, theyre not stupid. They are idiots, final, perhaps, with these gays, for which they stigmatize russia all the time. America has now declared russia the most unfavorable country for life, because you see russia against gays, what happens . I dont understand what those who are against russia tags, thats why obama doesnt like russia i dont understand at all why those who hate jews. This is rightly called antisemids. It is true who are the blacks by racists correctly. Why dont i understand . Those who cannot stand russian human rights activist americans, i dont understand at all what they were taught at school . Are they really stupid . They really didnt know before the arrival of the chelyabinsk meteorite that there are other cities in russia, except for moscow and st. Petersburg, and only the baba meteorite. Oh, it turns out that chelyabinsk is still so surprised when they found out that in in some chelyabinsk, there are more car recorders on cars than in all of america, they had one of the first comments, when a meteorite bangs in our country, and when all of a sudden these videos, filmed by car recorders with fotik americans, rained down in all networks, such a cool comment was in them, Russian Networks recorded the fall of some piece of a meteorite from hell knows how many angles. And we have fucking americans. No, not a single record of a plane crashing into the pentagon the humiliating nickname rabbit ksenia Arseny Petrovich stuck to him. Take a carrot , an extremely cruel, extremely cynical person. Turchin are behind all deaths. On the maidan during the state of the coup , the americans captured the country and now, as their mercenaries, they gave the country to plunder this man, like a mold that devours everything around him, but never surrenders his real patrons. 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For one simple reason, that his work shift fell on new years eve. Only our young man, standing on one leg in a crowded subway, can hold a briefcase in one hand and solve japanese with the other tricolor crossword puzzle with a simple pencil. Only our young man. Maybe he retells the poems of tsvetaeva and the block to his beloved girl in his own words. Only our man can return home late at night drunk with a bouquet of flowers plucked from the lawn that smell of vodka in the morning, zealously asking his wife, who gave her these flowers . Only our husband tells his wife how to tell you so that you understand. Only our woman in the minibus asks a question. May i sit face down . Only our woman, if her engine stalled on work, she can look under the hood for a long, long time and think that she will cook her husband for dinner. Only our woman, when asked what a solid line on the road means, answers it is forbidden to turn, and when asked what two solid lines mean, she answers strictly forbidden. Only russian people have three degrees of prohibition. This is so its generally nonsense someone wrote bad advice. Here it is strictly prohibited. This is something interesting. There is, so only our woman could have her husband say show me how the meat grinder works on your finger. Only our packaging from a new years gift is opened by a bank of money in order to give something to someone else in this piece of paper for christmas. Only ours can watch the new years eve all night long, without stopping to watch the new years show on all channels at once, and at 4 00 in the morning there is nothing to be indignant at watching only ours on new years eve before the chimes, having eaten mushrooms, cucumbers, tomatoes with herring caviar under a venicritic fur coat, can still eat broth with pies. Jellied meat from unshaven pork. This is a document, and after exhale joyfully. Well, you can finally eat. Only our people can drink to health. Only ours can bet on a bottle of vodka that he will stop drinking, only ours at 6 am on the first new years morning before going to bed can say. Well, its time to have breakfast in the morning. What do you have leftover . Only our men know how to open beer with a lighter, push through a wine cork with a key, and only our women know how to catch hedgehogs in their bras in the forests. Only ours can go foreigner all night drinking inspire him that we are a country of a moron and punch him in the face when he agrees, only our man running across the street at a red light can be shot down by an oncoming runaway. Only kanash, when he needs to get up at 6 00 in the morning, sets the alarm clock at 5 50, everyone is like that to wake up to feel the buzz. You can sleep for another 10 minutes, you will definitely oversleep, and finally about all of you and about yourself. Only ours. Can drink five cups of tea at night, toss and turn and think. Should i get up now or wait until morning . In the southern urals this is going to go now, all the series only we have the southern urals the men drank and the owner. Suddenly he remembered that his friends had given him a spinning rod, and lets go and take a look at the back, lets go under the dates, we just forgot the river, 15 meters wide, dragged a shaggy monster in all directions. We often hooked a bugeyed st. Bernard on the other side. People crazy real excerpt from the results of examining a child during a fall confident swearing man got into the car garage lost the lock could not find his garage wrapped it with wire. They opened several garages, three to the right, three to the left of him, and his garage with wire together. But on the doors there was an inscription with a can of super locks do not crack. A letter from a woman, damn it, mikhal nikolaevich presented the main thing to me, where is your male romance. Yesterday i say that my husband will be showing porn on tv tonight, italy france startled the finale, or what . Mikhail nikolaevich you are right about todays medicine. I went to the doctor, he looks at my medical history card and says. Hana, well, complete ass, im horrified, i turn over, he says, kapets. After all, not so old. I got scared asking so bad. He says, damn it, i forgot my glasses at home, i dont see anything at all. We are accelerating accelerating. Ill tell you funny later, a woman wrote there slowly. I have a puppy. I taught him to shit on a diaper, then i wrap the diaper in plastic sticks, uh, a bag and throw it away on the way to work in the trash , i was in a hurry before the garbage. Never put in the back seat of a car. Im stuck in a traffic jam. I look in the side mirror. The thief opens the back door. Grab a bag and joyfully runs away, i was delighted by her phrase. I was in a good mood for a week. The man wrote. You have no idea what youre talking about. Well, i did say that word blondesaurus at the wheel and sitting she turned from the left fourth row to the right. I almost crashed her and my car. I told her everything. She says to me, what have you not seen . I showed with the wipers that i was turning. Calmly letter met yesterday classmate blonde with her husband 100 years have not seen each other. And she has a stomach for seven months, so i happily ask. Well, who did she look down to and says to her husband, he motherinlaw decided to take it and wean it from drinking, a very russian story went to a sigh, and who else, and so he says, you need to give him dog blood, drink horror, and many believe where they took the dogs blood. I dont know, but they got him, his man was sent to the bathhouse. They sit with their daughter to take a bath and think how much they talk out loud. How much should you pour into red wine without him noticing . And he left a little earlier and did not give a sign to hear this conversation. Super sat down, they left him, he drank ready and started on them bark. Motherinlaw, he runs on all fours after her and bites her heels. His wife broke her leg behind him , his motherinlaw passed out a heart attack, and he wont stop drinking. In winter, i was in spain, but i stayed in a not very, not very, lets say , fivestar hotel, about one and a half stars in it. Well, when these local riseonist administrators learned from my guides that i was a writer. And also a satirist. Moreover, as they said, this tracing paper from their expression makes jokes on the americans. They lagged behind me the same way that they began to tell, uh, and share with their observations of american tourists and, of course, of ours and it is still unclear for whom with great pleasure. They talked about someone with great pleasure, er, later, and once they showed me a book of complaints. Thats where the tenants write tourists, complaints, its so interesting that the americans write that our we are so different, after all, a plaintive book of a western hotel. Americans i m worried, this is the first time i read americans ugliness on tv, only local russian super channels in the room have a tv calmly americans. Well its medieval something in the hotel broke down, the terminal and do not accept credit cards for payment. Russian guys are freaking out at fat doors instead of keys, they are already opening credit cards. I need to check tomorrow if they have money on them. The americans waited for a disgrace for half an hour for the porter to take our things to the russian room, kapets, while some guy was checking in at the reception. Dressed as a hussar tried several times to shove our suitcases. Thank god the americans fought back a nightmare a nightmare in the toilet such a dim light that it is difficult to shave, russian is a disgrace in the toilet such a weak light that impossible to read . Americans, well, room service is only one outlet. Yes . That one is not suitable for a russian laptop. Well, the service in the room is just one bottle opener. Yes, and without a corkscrew. The americans in the room had so many incomprehensible buttons for clarification, i had to call the envelope, the russian in the room had a lot of incomprehensible buttons. Decided to figure it out myself. Already in 10 minutes. The concierge ran into the room the cleaner the waiter the fire brigade to the sound of the radio dvd and the noise of the air conditioner the americans nightmare in our room stale russian towels nightmare we have the same towel in our room as a year ago there is nothing to replenish the collection. Normally, b crawled doing it. Thats because i understand, dont be offended, well, white slippers are already tired of carrying out of all those who wont come home, put on slippers, and these white turkish slippers are served by everyone. Its time to switch to a towel properly wacky americans, the hotel room is nonsmoking in the toilet. No, the soul is russian. Well, the hotel yesterday i lit a cigarette in the room , the shower worked. Moreover, in the center of the room from the ceiling and immediately with foam. Americans disgrace in the hotel paid fayfi russian lawlessness neighbors americans closed access to their laptop. Everyone understands everything is amazing. And through them you cant connect to wifi well, this is already understood. Americans absolutely not politically correct hotel for the second day on tv show only russian channels, russian nightmare tolyan spent 2 hours to catch the Cable Network on all channels, like in tyumen deep fountain, do not get coins. Disgraceful water in the pool is so cold you cant swim, russian water, super pool 5 minutes and cold beer sober. The americans in the hotel bureaucracy do not let the buffet table without a guest card, the russians in the hotel do not let lawlessness to the buffet table with a scoop. The americans have such a big picture hanging over the bed that if it suddenly falls, maybe the russian in the room will cripple us with such a big picture that it will not work out unnoticed. Americans outrageous yesterday morning on the eighteenth floor we waited for an elevator for more than 15 minutes and none of them arrived, the russians are very good Reliable Equipment here. Yesterday for half an hour we jumped in all the elevators, none of them broke. Americans nightmare in this hotel two shower caps all russian cool right in the room two cool gifts for my wife and daughter. Americans in the hotel are too monotonous breakfast is only scrambled eggs and muesli russians in the hotel are too monotonous breakfast every day at the same time when im still sleeping. Americans are a disgrace at the hotel restaurant. They didnt let us in with a can of cocacola. Russian lawlessness doesnt let us into our room from the barbecue. The americans in this hotel are strange animators yesterday one of them, wearing a gas mask, dragged the children on his back, and then watered the trees from the fire extinguisher of the russians what a Terrible Hotel yesterday some foreigner called the police, preventing us and the children from playing in the ministry of emergency situations the americans put out a disgrace for the night in the corridor shoes to be cleaned in the morning boots, the russians did not find yesterday, some idiot threw away a brand new shoes. And it just needs to be my size. And the last entry of the americans in the hotel was that there were so few surveillance cameras that i was afraid for the purchased souvenirs, the russians brought few souvenirs, because there were many surveillance cameras in the hotel. Actually, lets be smart. So i began to talk about russia, all these countries are bullying, the mongrels are now to russia, but my friends, latvia, whether your estonia , for the first time, received the opportunity to form an independent state thanks to russia, few people know this, finland remembers this, and i recently performed in helsinki in the house of culture named after lenin, because thanks to his signature, she gained independence bulgaria poland romania moldova as a state was not like that. It is thanks to the soviet union, again, all these countries turkmenistan, kyrgyzstan, kazakhstan, mongolia, belarus, and ukraine. Everyone gained independence thanks to it. The soviet union or russia , no one talks about it today, finally, even switzerland should be grateful to russia because its borders appeared. You know, when when suvorov and the russian army pissed on piekha we rode unexpectedly, even they must have been america when they fought with england, the fight for the war was not and the british made a blockade. America staged russian. E, the russian tsarina catherine said, then we will start the war with england if england does not lift the blockade. England was frightened and the americans lifted the blockade. Should you raise your mind . Uh, for the russians, when they drink for their independence, thats all, everything is forgotten lat or your estonia they say, you must compensate us for our losses, and during the soviet union its normal. And i came up with what kind of latvia should we compensate for the losses of the latvian riflemen guarding lenin, its even impossible to calculate what damage they caused. They consider us aggressors to us, and, by the way, in paris they ate all the animals in the zoo. Including two baby elephants, when there was a francoprussian war and paris was rivaled by the germans. And now compare e with the blockade of leningrad, no one was touched. Oh well , of course, the highest degree of stupidity is to believe in your sanctions. They do not understand us at all, and napoleon did not understand. He came to liberate the russian peasants and did not enter the topic. For what they drove him all the way to paris. Only stupid americans, and the same stupid europe, they do not understand what to scare with sanctions, the people who scratch their backs with a knife. Who picks his teeth with a fork, and the teeth are at the fork. At minus 40, he goes to work on foot, because the bus is frozen. At plus 120 in the bath she screams, something is a bit cold one more. Which opens the beer with his teeth and fastens with seat belts, and the icons are hung from safety. With their sanctions, they are trying to break the people, who, in the absence of an iron, can iron their clothes cook dumplings in a hot frying pan in a kettle and try to pour them through the spout. He walks into the woods without being vaccinated against ticks and brushes off with a handkerchief. This is how the ticks die, just by suicide, oh, the stink is falling. Only stupid americans are trying to bring a country to its knees, where women are dragged from the store into packages under weights exceeding the military equipment of the petition. Where people have time, wash their hands while cold water flows from a hot tap, everyone is like that. Where can passengers push a bus stuck in a puddle to the end . 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You probably represent cinema 1tv, well, how was your benefit performance wonderful, it was a sea of ​​flowers. And what was the name of this friend alexander, they are the west, this is evil spirits, which, which also applies to us, that is not a film, then hollywood disgusting, that they are a literary work, then evil spirits are a complete devilry. We did not have this demonism in the museums there were no security frames. We did not have pornography. We didnt have a casino. We didnt have drugs. There was no aids, everything came from the west, how everything came from there to us. Here the west cannot understand us, right. Because we often act according to the will of the heart. The word will is not translatable into the western language. Will is not the will of an afridom, it is freedom. They will is a legal concept, they have legal concepts, but no. Here are those who come from cordiality, just as they have no words for achievement, because it is about moving forward, but they have heroism. Why medals grandmothers they have. Devilish smart there is an expression, but devilish hearty can not be said people have always exactly we did not exist so devilishly as western civilizations. They are always smarter than us rational us only in russia the concept of the motherland and the state are different concepts only in russia they speak according to the law or justice. This cannot be translated into more than one language of the world, therefore, when they attack us, they attack our state , they calculate the germans that their state is stronger than tanks more aircraft more uniforms of officers are more beautiful than shiny boots, than the right state is stronger for them, and our homeland. They attack our state, and they receive it directly from the motherland. They do not know that we have a motherland, but it is not calculated. The motherland is not scanned by a computer. Only in russia there is a call for the motherland. Nowhere in the world is this. Thats right, you think correctly, you represent the americans fighting in iraq with the slogan for the motherland for our californian oil. We did not have colonies , one was alaska, and then they gave it away. Do you know why the king said, we will not feed her alaska is what kind of colony is this that all countries need to be fed . We have our own indians , siberian udyges there, no one ever drove them into the reservations nanai and we were aggressive there was such a bishop. Innokenty, he read the bible to the nanais, translated into the nai language in koryak into koryak, you represent the american constitutors of spanish, who reads the bible in simenol, they never talk about themselves on this, but the conquests of america yes, they said you want to be baptized, baptized, with whom you want to be, or the plague, than we will be basil. Dont you want to be fedor . Our women were not executed at the stake. What kind of aggressive we are, we didnt burn, glory. To god , the popes have been womanizers all their lives and bow low for that. But now you look, here i am on the beach in riga looking at a woman walking. I immediately see what nationality this beautiful slender girl is , so inquisitive all her eyes, so lively, tenacious , they look at all the men in what glasses. Uh, what swimming trunks at the sight of her men pick up their bellies, this is russian. Eh, there is also a beautiful eye languid latyshko already formed everything of the western reform. And its all human such a dumpling is coming. Uh, in terms of energy comes chingachgook big serpent. You know this, here is a german, an englishwoman. You see, you look, well, the men immediately release their bellies, this is already useless. And there is no need to choose, because here you are looking at european women. You see there was an inquisition profile. Its just that its not a woman, then the weather vane chingachgook big serpent. And they call us, they call our faith orthodox, as you know, for which we switched to latin, we retained our native language, that is, those who love their native language are orthodox, it turns out, they already the results of the war, the second revision they say to me is impossible. So sort it out. Yes, you can. Everything can, by the way, our crusades never went under the name. Uh, jesus wasnt conquered by other countries. And now they have changed the slogan then in the name of jesus and now everything is in the name of democracy, do you know where our crusaders were destroyed on lake peipsi . This was the first meeting on ice in hockey. And they are stupid, then they were still in armor and climbed onto the ice. In the battle of the groonwald, they were forever defeated so that they never the crusaders no longer went on campaigns to anyone. Thats why they cant stand us. And today, even the results of the Second World War are being reviewed, and this is also included in the education reform, because first to digitize our youth, and then to impose a different history and other views to destroy the homeland in the name of the state, the latvian is already telling me, you russians are aggressive. Everything, latvia has already fallen under this influence. They tell me the latvian says the russians are you aggressive. I say why do you know that he answered me you attacked on the swedes, under poltava is normal. And how did they get there . You can answer me, you know, the last time i was in my beloved america was in the late nineties, when they still let me in there, and its nice to laugh at me. Yes , i understand in the late nineties. Uh visa. I had not yet crossed mine out in my passport. E on the tv screen. And i remember that in boston i had my speech. And its interesting, i arrived, when i go to boston and go into the elevator, the administrator accompanies me. Uh, to show me my number tonight. I have concert asks stupid questions. Shes american, this one. How did you get there . Hmm , like shes interested, im talking bad. Uh, well, hung up, because they have no answer. She speaks. In general, what am i saying at all, everything is bad, thats all. She stopped talking to me for her, this is an idiot , some one came, because they have to meet their will, but i was interested in Something Else in the elevator in the rangers hotel, it was written in russian not to smoke. I immediately realized that a lot, apparently, were russians. Uh, now he lives in a hotel and that the americans completely drank and they think russians dont know what neosilence means, apparently americans think russians think it means not to walk around in a tuxedo. Indeed, i look, it means that our wellknown businessmen. Uh, spinning down in the lobby. And when he went to the concert and was about to go, he approached me, suddenly a rather elderly american, it can be seen that he was a scout. It can be seen that only in the cia and in the kgb they cut their hair the same way. And i speaks good russian. You are zadornov and he is such an aged james bond. I say yes, where are you from know me . He says, im in charge, he told me so and said with an american smile, i m the head of the cias department for the study of russia. I tell him, i used to be shot for such times have changed, he says, i ask him. And what are you doing in boston at your offices no one else tells me, he told me so, we are holding a conference of russian democrats. And businessmen we have the closing banquet of this conference in the evening. Come will be all. And we were all then i saw it later. And he asked me concert, i say, why are you working so badly in the cia . What dont you know . Do i have a concert or not . He also asks where i am talking, i can invite you. He came to my concert , sat on the front row, recorded behind me. That is, speaking, i almost felt like a traitor. He told me later that your speech is very important to me, because he admitted that we did. Can you imagine what happened to me, he says, we are studying the psychology of russians based on your speeches. Well, its true that the execution would have relied on me in soviet times, but uh, he says to me, lets have a closing conference in the evening at the restaurant of the hotel where you are staying and come have a cup of tea. I offer you tea. Here, as he said tea, so tea and put even buns, the miser did not buy well, the waiter. Nuts brought, but we talked quite interesting. So i saw everyone. All our future democrats were there. All the businessmen were there, it turns out that every day they paid 50,000 dollars for lectures. And there, most importantly, you know who were those who then implemented in the nineties education reform. I saw it all with my own eyes, so i say education reform this is not stupidity. It is a conscious betrayal to raise sleptsov and turn the pokemon youth into a foolish turn, turn the population into an electorate, so that a computer replaces a living teacher, so that a piece of iron replaces a living person, so that young people cannot think independently, so that they dont have their own opinion, which, in their opinion, they learn from above or from the internet, so that they dont know how to write correctly and dont want to read. And if you accidentally read something, not to be able to retell. You know that young people cannot retell anything. They they say, here they are. They have such a mixture of cursing with honeys when they wow, damn, back and forth, like crap is so cool. Yes, this is one to another hamlet retold. I dont know what was related to what. John kennedy said in the sixtysecond or something, or in the sixty first year, i dont remember exactly what is the best education in the world in the soviet union and what is needed. E something to learn from the soviet union. He said a lot more, he was killed in the end. We had amazing education. It is except for some extra completely unnecessary items. Yes , but it wasnt mathematics, it wasnt literature that was superfluous, only we had the most competent actors in the world, the most recently educated students of gitis. They tell me about, of course , you know more than us, they tell me, you live a long time, you were born, they tell me in the 19th century they tell me. I say im in the nineteenth. Hi what are you, he tells me 1948 19 there are two in front. One man politician wont dishonor his name, but said great. This is how it applies to us said harshly, but ill say it because its definitely about us, if you want to defeat the enemy, but you cant conquer it. Raise his children, teach the children of the enemy, freedom and heart, and they will fuck their parents in the most perverted way. Thats what is happening today, yes, it is not possible to conquer us , they decided to destroy us. Not submissive through their children, so that they grow up not knowing their roots, you know where the word health comes from from the word from the tree. Be a tree. We nailed our tree why the roots were chopped off in the early eighties, when i was just starting to write, uh, short humorous stories, one of the great soviet classics of such largescale classics. Yes, she told me, after all , nature rests on children. Your father wrote father cupid. And youre talking about two ninth wagons, how he touched me then and the rest of my life. I want to devote to proving that there are exceptions even to such rules. When he began to write his humorous stories, i once told him that i would like one here and there, so that he would write novels there. And, but i told him then. What do you know, all the same with all this, you can only write humorous stories and do more than in others in all genres of literature. Sometimes i dont understand, i dont understand this, about what its better to talk about. For example, what do i not understand . Why in our country hippos are considered flying at that time . How do we dimon vera hegemony . I dont understand why all of us, without exception, should be rebuilt by those who then feel bad . I understand because its good. There are stories that are really only with us can happen we traveled on our own, everyone knows the city of omsk not far from omsk well, what can i say, there is an extra kilometer of a village, or bolsherechenskoe village, or more speech the village of bolshereche, yes oh wow moskvich thank you and then you wont let me lie in this village zoo this is the only case in the world of a village zoo, there is one. Its touching that children are brought from omsk, well , imagine siberia and there are giraffe hippos, well, our amazing people, of course, are amazing, and there lived a hippopotamus, one of them they called the hippos, fed the hippopotamus with cabbage. Thats how he liked cabbage, he never ate such cabbage in africa. There was a crisis he was handfed with cabbage there was a crisis and the cabbage did not become a hippopotamus he missed his homeland there was a river nearby, for some reason he thought that the river leads to africa, fled and swam home, as he thought . The next day feels pulled cabbage. Went out to the beach. Hippo with pleasure that was the field of the local prosecutor. The prosecutor left in the morning. Went to places not so remote well. Turned around the hippopotamus eats cabbage and didnt seem to drink yesterday, and eats it without a sanction, just a scoundrel prosecutor. He says so scared. And once she all of you somehow got angry at my husband says, you cant even relocate the linoleum, and my husband could not stand it. You are right, mikhail nikolayevich, when you say that sometimes our guys need a nobel prize for thinking about where to give it, he went to the store bought linoleum, returned, he says, motherinlaw from now on. I listen to you. I bought linoleum now i will move it, but this is a special, linoleum. It can only be nailed warm nails. While i spread. And how should the motherinlaw take a frying pan to warm up the hot one . And its worth frying a nail. Stir because everything is even. Yes, he says, everything should be evenly warm. You turn them over, which means he called an ambulance. And when she arrived, she says, you immediately take her, because she usually throws fried nails with nails so that you dont get injured. Channel one, with the support of the Russian State Corporation cosmos, is holding a unique campaign. All. 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Here such cuts on them came out numbers. I arranged them in the form of a map of russia well, thats whats interesting, when latvians come to visit me. Oh, how interesting, this is a map of latvia , and moreover, young singers from kazakhstan were visiting, says, my god. This is real kazakhstan. Once a designer of americans came to visit. Well, well, cool, he considers himself an american, and he tells me, listen , this is our america. I consider the classics of those whose works do not depend on time. Eh, in that sense, everything i wrote 90 is not classic. It is momentarily ephemeral and mothlike. But his fathers novels such as cupid father. I believe in time forever russia has been a country of literary geniuses. Russian people are always drawn to write and young people are drawn to writings. They write monstrous poems, because there is no education, but it seems to them that they write about love, that they write about unhappy love. I went to such a site, prose. Roo, my god. I think no. It is i who will write out quotes from a work of love and they will read mine. In vain. I dont know what will be mine. I have already repeated many times, but here already some wipe away tears. About love, just his sunny eyes were fragrant. Well, it really stinks. His passionate lips moved across her face. Its not all leaving on it in the pines. How do you like it . Here she is modern literature and there was nekrasov there was lermontov chekhov tolstoy they would read it, she would have a smile on her head. I dont even know, i cant play it. She had plump lips, well, a trashy image, well, pooh thats what he showed off, a pierced eyebrow, this is such a model. Oh he hit her and her jaw greeted the floor, how to say hello he walked away from her with steps full of stoves. Days flew by one after another, overtaking each other days saw when they are like wednesday, friday overtaking super competition, where are they . They all received certificates, they are all certified as literate cats. She attacked the owner without saying a word to her. She says oh god says, now ill throw a lit on you. Its so decent cats do. He died to death. He lay with his head on the ceiling. Its all stories of love, she thoughtfully she rolled her eyes and sighed. I even want to read it, because poetry. Erotic turned off the light, as it is a long time already i do not know, the chirping of a rooster was heard. Im cleaning. He couldnt lift his eyes off the floor like that. Quietly, quietly, apparently, some one worked before that. Oh well, to finish you off, he ran his hands around her waist. I cant. I myself want him to run his hands around her waist sometimes. Touching the nipples what are you laughing at passion, he tore off her panties over her head. One governor married a young woman, he was educated in the soviet time and immediately made her the head of culture in the province and convened a concert worthy concert, matsui mashmet Nikita Mikhalkov such a high quality, no bad. Well, of course, the governor with his young young living wife is more of a bow, but everyone is waiting for what the head of the Culture Department will say, of course. Well, at least twice, in order for you to exhale, you will have to crucify after and suddenly the voice of this young woman. I love it so much when gypsies play the violin. One person laughed. In general, as i was told, the shoe has problems with his last name is young. Many people think that this is a bashkir metallurgical plant. Of course there is such a little aftertaste, they say. I criticize the youth, because the youth, because im already a little old, this is a wonderful anecdote for me. He told about us. Uh , about our generation yakubovich well, in general , a joke about us with him is almost, uh, he is very such a parable. Uh, the start of a person is sitting on a litter in the village watching the highway, and a girl is passing such a real tusk and an hourglass. And uh, one to the other speaks. Well, you look, but nothing else rises in the soul, the second one says. Yes, not those girls, now lets go Mikhail Zadornov had another amazing talent to foresee the future. All the prediction in the end was 2018, russia groaned from the 34th level of economic sanctions, the Us State Department issued the third volume with lists. Who should not come to the usa europe drowned with firewood. Firewood was supplied from siberia in kiev firewood was stolen by the United States once again imposed sanctions russia once again favored what the United States imposed in general there is a very bad omen. The more gays in the world, the faster the war will be because gays are a female hormone, the lack of a male hormone leads to war. That is, as if heaven disposes as follows, the almighty, you have a shortage among people. The average human being in the male hormone cannot be violated; this is the law of nature, war is put in place and the male testosterone will return again, because it is iron. This is shooting. This is murder and this is a bad way, but notice in greece as soon as it all started to bask fell apart temporarily began rome fell apart in egypt, the same situation, the sumerian babylon finally. Excuse me, and in judea the same thing was sodom and gomorrah, by the way, describes it very accurately, but for gods sake it exists. A phenomenon, but no need to agitate for it. Its badly finished. Such is the main motto of the american oil suckers, you have oil, we are going to you, and you are standing, which is interesting, they always bomb in the name of democracy, the americans have amazing democracy. With the most highly profitable product, especially if democracy is exported to countries where there is oil super. Here are the pygmies, you know there is no democracy. None of the americans thought of bringing the Aircraft Carrier to the penguin to start bombing them. I call them americans outhouse gladiators of the blogosphere. I dont know what i just said, it doesnt matter well, agree beautifully and always, if anything, start a bombing. From a person loves that is, you know, cannibals also love a person to some extent. Cannibals are sitting, imagine people eating around the fire, but above them is the slogan we love people. An amazing degree of hypocrisy, lets install a flightless aerial area for things. At first i did not enter it , it turns out, tell me honestly, we will bomb. Everything is not watered correctness. I call it polit. Rocket Political Correctness is the disguised truth to bomb politically correct, and to say that it is not politically correct to bomb blacks from africa to transport slaves without consent is normal, but it is not good to call blacks. Well, not politely offends blacks. At the same time, you can whip with a whip, the main thing is not to run away with the word negro normally. Yes , in africa, blacks all call themselves blacks, but in america this is foul language. I have a question. This is how to hate blacks. To consider this word foul language. At first they came up with the idea of ​​saying black instead of a black man. I have a question. Do they really think that black is less offensive. Then they drove in and realized that a black insult had come up with a new replacement for an african american, but this is not it at all, this is generally a man without a motherland. They understand this, that is, an african american. This man was born between africa and america; he was conceived in the pacific ocean. Came to the ridiculous in africa american tourists local blacks aborigines were called african americans. Were you so surprised . Why do they say, so yours were brought here from america for breeding in africa, they brought us, they consider us the most aggressive world in the world, despite the fact that we have not unleashed colonies in africa in a single world war. We did not have indians in ours, we did not destroy. I mean, the adyghe nanai women were not burned, yes, we are considered aggressive in the world, but this is also very important, the slavs did not have slaves. Never ever transported foreigners as slaves from other countries. Why was slavery despised . The word slave meant worker in russian . It just changed its meaning now uh why despised slavery . Yes, because our ancestors knew, most importantly, we are the sons of god, they are the servants of god, and i will explain what it has and i will explain what it is. In my opinion, the difference is that the son of god there he can no wife, but he will ask for forgiveness from his wife. With the lord, he is afraid to go to the wife. And the lord is fine, he will always forgive. And the lord says men. Why did the men of the whole world hang this on me, they ask him for forgiveness for what changed his wife. Forgive, he forgave and change again, but the son of god no, he will not change anymore, because his wife forgave so and forgave with a rolling pin and forgave pots and forgave him with a spinning wheel, he no longer wants to do this servant of god. Here is the son of god never to litter in nature. He knows the nature created by dad and crap dad will not ask for forgiveness. Im sorry that i shit on you, im sorry, and hell forgive, hes going to shit again. Like this. And yet the main thing is money for the sake of life, and not life for the sake of money. Why do i have the right to say this . Im so noisy. And if i joyful in the morning, it means that i live correctly. And if i also sleep well, so i live very correctly. I have the right to share this advice. Listen, too, you will live well to finish all these nonsense, you can meet two planets with such a wonderful anecdote. One speaks to the other. Are you so sad . Yes, such a nuisance, you know people wound up, she tells her, do not be upset. I also went through this myself. Attention speaks and shows, st. Petersburg. Every year on the last sunday of july, russia celebrates navy day. In accordance with the decision of the president of the Russian Federation , the main naval parade will be held. I congratulate you on the day of the navy. Solemn parade for the day of the navy on sunday, july 30 on the first