But in the show I see she's 13 months old and she's actually 20 months old and I feel like I'm with brazen life but how can anybody trust you like every show is on the run to her or you know I know it's like that from yesterday where there's 2 people who know that the Beatles exist and that I feel good about you know I was 20 months you can't do that dating every time then being that she is now at 20 months and 2 days a good otherwise it's like nonstop Yeah and it's too much because the show has to be like its own thing in its own world doesn't it you can't update fully Yeah yeah you always make little little changes and stuff but you do find yourself saying things like It's not exactly how you feel at that moment or every thought that you have you're not actually having it at that moment when you're saying it could be a good mood when you're saying I hate this. We had like friends and acquaintances who don't know much about stand up suddenly realize what you're telling every day and be like got to devour it like how does the you're making it up like how do you think that with Simon he was genuinely He was so gutted he just he really he thought I think is kind of upsetting for me so I think he thought I was a genius. A nice guy I got there we were thinking that there is that yes once you see it again you know and then people really don't respect you very much but what frustrates me is they respect to less if you're able to do a really similar thing each time which is really scary. But you have annoyed moves in the same place and I'm like yes it's a show and movie place that is it's kind of like adults in a way isn't it that yeah and I think the longer you do it the more of a dance it becomes. Very you get it. Because you've got. To tell me more about the show intrigue is about is about the fact that I had my baby and she's my 1st baby and I you're in this state of like single tiny c. Like utter chaos and sleep. Evasion and like warning is the madness but also you feel like your heart is just like wide eyed pain like I remember just feeling so in love with everyone and everything in so desperately like tender basically that like you know how could anyone be cruel to anyone in like literally started crying because I saw a lot and I came to be it's Marvel remember that I cried because I was thinking about Lettice's and how we all connected on from like stuff like that and then on top of that you got kind of the anxiety of bring someone into the world now and like with dread especially from me of climate change I just sort of trying to process part trying to be real about it but also trying to then be like and I'm glad I've had my daughter and I wanted to be a miss work as I was about sort of right trying to deal with all of that and then break through to somewhere where you can feel kind of positive looking in the future yes that's what I love about your comedy is that you take things that are like quite like dark or like terrifying and intense and then you make them funny and light hearted and so people come away feeling good but also like inspired I think it's a really nice mix as well thank you that means a lot to me I really appreciate it that's my dream I think thank you so much Stacy come back tomorrow I would love to say wonderful. This is the comedy club on b.b.c. Radio 4 extra and I'm Harriet Kemsley now Lenny Henry stars in a generational sitcom based in a Birmingham record shop it's Rudy's rare records. Root is a rare record except. About Richard Clarke the. Richard. You are talking quite a bit of the do very. The car of I'm sharing a bed with my dad this is so Kelly's Ian. Actually know it feel it was right when you were a kid now it's like I'm in a blaxploitation Morcombe m y s. E z don't still wet the bed ah we're just going bring our sorry I was going to a damn bad patch. Look at me a middle aged man sharing a bed with my son in the grotty attic of my dad's record shop I can't sing good you know. Good I'll just some to lower. The traditional grandad always choose me not to pick up his one man rig a sun splashed. Shut up Turn it down you go so this is a chill down the street I'm not stressed I'm perfectly come. Shut up. Shout Tad You got. What you want you want the bed again I don't. Know what the bed try telling that to your teddy. I had to ring that thing or like I was jus' to numb. The small in the middle with the mind so why are disturbing me I was trying to listen to some music and someone keeps banging in on do on God It was very loud I have to have that that blow to draw no doubt about no good night time try not to think of running. Selfish Oh Philip are. You. Not Jim Bunning Tasha you were exactly 7 and a half minutes late Aldershot on the boasted no us telling girls to me pull it off lead to something colorful before me. Are you reading interview with a vampire peculiar fanzine the good God. But Sid beat stereo typical on to author of a wide variety of literally interests if you must now I was reading the dipping. You walk it's awful have you got to the bit where I know. I'm a bit the only person in the body couldn't you as an make this book an adult want to be weaned or do you really something that is already worse than anything else of existence because there's this one bit where no way I'll see the next person who tries to tell me the ending to this book scuse me that story Tash which is what you do with that mattress move in what I can't stand anymore dads and sons shouldn't share beds it's too Wordnik even for bombing them. I'm moving to the basement Richie I'm hurt I thought we were doing some good bonding that we did and now I know exactly how you smell 1st thing in the morning. Our relationship has grown but it's time to move on I'll be in the basement Bridget. A couple of audion to get the idea 1st. I'm going to think of the lovely flat in choosing to move back how did looks through tome Mexican ceramic patio heater a smeg fridge. Now I'm sleeping in the same but I used when I was 12 and there's no not a rickety disco next door you want to get yourself a girlfriend should approach tell you the body really what Khamenei nice excuse me yes I'm looking for a particular song it goes yeah it was a complete stranger cause in these disturbances say that me to a chimney but I'm not ready which is a week you don't know me 2 hands there was a hot. Research in mid-air pants a mere right. I literally have no response to that. You must know it I wasn't there Tasha I'm reading this is strange man here I think you want to escape from somewhere you can help me no I'm not too good to be seen there on I could picture the different g. Code the Shirton Millett. Tense in the right is this someone looking after you. If the toe shouting to Oh Allison thank you is this someone looking after you Mr having to download it it's a stone by puta shoving Yes yes really and you won't believe how many shots I've been in to sing in that they gave me some really funny looks and. All by now. So now you are very healthy today well thank you what you mean healthy you know Rosie cheat are you saying I've got a red face no no you have a glow to you Are you saying I'm sweating. You have. Dogs Out I'm a high degree dog you know I think. You've got worse at talking to girls and you a teenager Let's start again I've got some exciting news oh we're doing a new exhibition at the. What's the exciting. Actually insulting me down now that's better yet I'm sorry I'm sorry Carol you're going to submission of the. Very funny it's actually the biggest thing with ever done if you have a history of this area how are you going to do discarded fried chicken boxes a rich respective Well Mr casting is going to be an oral history project we're interviewing various important figures within the community oh oh right but in that case yes of course loads of could say I've really seen this place change and I'm going to test the story by the time Princess numbers did my school I just have an exam which I think must be off what is going no one in here Dad get back a day. I was just beating him up on the nose you weren't beaten me I was talked to losing too low you into our sense of security and you go home can you talk about dominos when we have a beautiful woman in your right if I was 30 years younger because if you look at geriatric believe is a book Tate. Actually done as it was just interview me about my experiences of the area at c.s. And I wasn't what you just started telling me about them and I get that he says will happen a conversation but actually it just starts at me for 2 hours a bolt so. It was just about salad it was about the ethical sourcing of bridge to bulls I don't want at the guard sauce I wanted salad cream. I told you I want to back loop in my house it's got more chemicals in it than I'm Robinson's forehead I like chemicals then took away to do your service. Can you go away I'm talking to others and actually as if it was really do we want to do interviews is that Ok Rudy would you put down some of your memories on tape. You do realize it won't be an oral history it'll be all real fiction and you won't be able to play to anyone because it'll be too disgusting you got the Africa be a bird of money. He's Roy Black was I'm going to send someone to interview you 80 I'm not talking to John a done Ross. Would be Woody's we say. That could have been that well don't worry radio budget won't stretch to Jonathan Ross now i think i call from Sis he was my lecturer at University it's really nice and to be honest I just had a bit of a crush on him well are you jealous. Fronting someone so much older than you what about your ex-wife she was a year older than me she looked about 10 years older and they're both tough for. You know what in look black going to be sort of them on Stas was. You said that on the day. In your speech was doing an oral history of tedious old argument so I'll go read it you're right if I said Frances around of course the people most hear the word of Rudi just. Because my. Starbucks is. Tasha but can you give me some of the shopping you've been bloody I was not going to Wolverhampton didn't I. Didn't you know me going to some milk but would you believe them to the nearest Waitrose it's ridiculous I was. Watching you go to the little on the corner. Because I have a soul. Can you grab some of these bags no I'm busy you can still be reading the different you code it's got me on Tim I you sell from repeat it's like hell we. Wish that. At the back with Laura Lee Streep I'll tell you are easy beautiful or aren't. And I just start in day year a year so let's start at the beginning what's your 1st memory of arriving in Birmingham this mail you probably brought with you. Why you want I'm being recorded for my pasty Rio I. It's posterity Well whatever it is you can kiss it no good oh. You must be great to meet you at last your Francis Alison said you were her old lecture I was expecting someone a bit less and so yeah. I don't shop. A lot about you look if he's told you things I suspect some of them won't be entirely accurate he has a tendency to lie he wants me to hold parents' evening telling everyone how it invented Marjorie I had the idea I said to your mother I don't want but what else is there and she said there's nothin else and I said where there should be if that's not inventing military. Was That's not inventing Marjorie. Basically ignore everything he tells you about me well actually out of everything I know about you I heard from the lovely Alice and what you say say what like what so. Like that but idea back then if the student teacher guidelines have been just a little bit more flexible Oh no sorry I'm sorry your step wrist written warning you guys used to have a thing. Anyway this oral history isn't going to record itself we're where we wrote it I was going to tell you how I came to win rocks Oh well you know this is going to be great stuff come over in the wind rush you landed on the other white. Spent 3 weeks in black gang charring think it was London before I got there it was. Just get on China and. See this is the problem with oral histories unfiltered nonsense I don't understand why you don't want to talk to me for this project I have opinions ideas I'm going to say what do you want to talk to me I'd stand back if I was you Francis used to get like this when he was a baby before he you know it's cool. And there's your card and receipt. Used to live here for it so fascinating man your father well Pol Pot was fascinating he did you know Rudy played football with Bob Marley Oh yeah. And did to fly to the moon on a peak Yeah well whatever stuff he worked Rudy was wanting if you could make a city All right Tasha you're in charge. So this is Tasha. Or has anybody told. Yet. But I look like this 1st now was I want to talk to you about Afro Caribbean gothic subculture and about 9 o'clock mark Lang. Still got it. Really going to bring to code a bit of fun. You know you got the bit where they find out that the Holy Grail is actually. What was that for sorry I'm very sensitive about plot spoilers. You work here yes. Me or decisions telling me to recall. If they've been made them because I think I know what's going on I'll just go and see if stepping raises in calling Tell him we have. A film actually. Just kept it so yeah but then when I think she was pregnant I was drunk Excuse me ladies. Is this stepping right is a records it's Mr razor in. Fact that's it you've got to just go this back into it was actually nicked it from what do you do with a gold disk go to anybody because of a look live this fog fog I'm a toy. That's why I was on e Bay but even they wanted it so this is your office now is it office recording studio to the wall which is this really what you want your life to be about hanging around listening to music chasing attractive women pretending to be some hot shot producer so that more checks but we want to get we view the life you want. Yeah you're right that's more like you. What did you do on Saturday night watching my mom to bust on b.b.c. 4 times you wasting a lot of small aside a night or 2 hours in front of the telly 2 hours if you seem funny in an exam that's probably still going on. You go look at how you go meet people please for my sake have a midlife crisis be unpredictable spontaneous a little bit crazy I mean be in awe you don't do nothing don't do anything exactly. Who's going to want to write about your life story when your grandad's age . That was you being not posh but yeah. But I was. Like yeah. I'm back. Yes yes you do these tests tables I listen. To them do yeah why do you follow up. Presence unpredictable a little bit crazy a little bit and 3 we're just setting up for the ex who better to watch out of step on that happy I'm actually not a holder. I got something for you great boys hate that some sushi I just bought it on implant or just it spontaneously that's the sort of guy I am wow he still roll fish and thought of me. How sweet it was as something you wanted. I was just wondering this is a silly question but if I was sorry if I were going to remember this day you tried to ask me out but not out out just out to get there but not to get it to catch up you know because Been a while since we and would you like to go to the cinema tomorrow night yes great but I can't Oh I see you seeing Francis Yes I'm seeing Francis tomorrow and about 300 other people. Into that kind of thing if the opening night of the exhibition I caught but he didn't so sorry home an idiot I'll let you off if you come with me yeah yeah great if you want me to yes of course it's a date of course it isn't it isn't a date is it a no no it's not a date now we've agreed that just 2 friends chatting I see tomorrow yeah I'll leave while I'm ahead you know I had I'll just leave. So. Don't get me wrong I'm impressed he went out and made some human contacts some way of taking the Local History exhibition Oh my gosh that's the romantic equivalence with the bricks in your pockets but I don't know do I last day I was I was with your mother it was so excruciating we agreed never to date again but you got married it would have went out. So what you know where would you buy a suit absolutely no perhaps jeans and a casual top sure where would I buy those sorts of things that. It's not important what you well luckily she is about the whole pack you know not Richie any good who says the song is important. Knows the complete package you know are you a Ferrari or a Skoda think I'm a Volvo. I'm God Just relax Allison is great just try not to mess this up like. You know if you died would be a 3 sided and getting felt up in a graveyard. Your . Thanks to the university I'll of course I like the fish dispenses it's back in the hedge fashions for all your tapering. I think I'm going to leave you in the very capable hands of the community record old history of. Really good speech going to 2 things that I've done differently. To. The lovely Alice and the ubiquitous from Suze to. Nice cardigan it's a casual top made of wool with buttons at the front. A great speech. To make the race this exhibition is fanned blooming test it really puts burning on the map but he was already on the map when the big brown splotches next to Wales. Thank you for us is that that really means a Taurus and I said nice things as well so listen good I introduce you to the head of my faculty is that we call it. I. Believe you're right and I mean as it should be my guest is once free is met Yes based very keen to the got some sort of wine snob. Oh hawk a big and. Still you can get used to anything go on to go easy on that song I don't want you showing me up at my c.b.c. I'm sure it was not your exhibition is it I am the centerpiece I'm living history isn't that great gift as well as what your wife said to you rooting your history it . Was probably shallow. People love me and now asked you why you never caught me I'm going to bump you and behead they love you. Yellow Doreen What are you doing here I am a piece of living he story get over yourself man they interviewed me to go oh really you don't get to be an only populated for 5 to 5 years without seeing acting out. My hands how can you lynched a cross to reward you know that's noting I saw a bag or Also how I had a sore now which Stevie Wonder. He had no idea I was day I was excuse me I'm going to go and stand over there do some heavy drinking on my own. Go out that way he doing here I want to tell you this is Jimmy Lee I am a local history exhibitions with boring for dates and that's before I realized that free wine ladies love free wine Yeah not just the ladies. You write that of course of all right you have 5 minutes before Allison goes up a professor smoothie smooth I'm George pretty look at me washing the be all right what do I k. The privilege of having sex in the toilets and I wouldn't do that you seen the toilets. Was everybody seen him meaning he said conventionally Huntsman going to happen act that's he might be George Clooney but you you Denzel Washington. Just get over there and fight for your woman what granddad would do you were going to would normally fight for other people's women but take your point here hope my boss. As certain to me you will see that over the good poisoning from this wind look at him being a real difference is I wanted your opinion out of a 100 in an essay. I listen listen to you we still today or what we were never on a date on nobody will we still on and on day look I'm going to leave you to to it my public away is not going to give a speech is a cult and you will be junk if you go I just wanna listen to France's speech I'm sure will be brilliant. But Hello everyone I will keep it long I just wanted to say how happy the university is to have been involved in this fascinating living history project and I'd like to say a personal thank you to everyone who share their memories I had quite a few cups of tea. I wasn't funny at them stop How can I particularly like to thank the really truly remarkable rooted shop thank. You and modest to a full time show a very few of you will know the full extent of the wonderfully rich life that missed a shop as lived rubbish to have a true pillar of the community walk a man above Mali and Mohammed Ali We're honored to call a friend. He's not even that Muhammad Ali's the bloke who runs the cash and carry. He spent his life here amongst us grasping have never complaining and generally enriching our community box ladies and gentleman a toast stub least from the toes put it down oh why can I just. I just want say few words of that and it's that off I was 11. This isn't Iraq talk about my dad because he's been a bit of the community for 30 years well big deal that Trumper lives on the many roundabout ways been there 30 years why is he not a bit of the community more as proud of my dad is and what about the real good of the community like name. I've done something with my life oh left firming up. All right I had to come back but I didn't want to. Always didn't know nappy marriage for years but she divorced me that shows commitment my point is maybe there should be less exhibitions about my dad more about me and then maybe people like him miss the fun sometimes wouldn't come in they are still my girlfriend my ex girlfriend I used to be really in love with her but I really messed things up and I'm doing the same now. See commitment I can Miami row model so what I'm going to do now is stop talking because I think I might actually have to be say. Thank you very much let's hear it for the record Ok struck. I'm an idiot I'm an idiot I'm an idiot I am an idiot. I mean needy and I'm not here. Yes you're he'd. Be a cement was the party finished and it went on pretty quick when you drew open that people must see. Sam I love bone. Loss a really really agree one because if your drink wine in under 20 minutes is always the quote I did that gets you. So why you doing don't hear some proof to nobody can hear me scream looked at often but tonight I'm I have been a bit of an office did I would say that is our fear and hockey are its own memory of the situation where duck in Bahrain White sat here. I get it I get it. So lots of things a really shouldn't have said spoil your big night well you know what son you know we are not bothered people were starting to get pretty suspicious about some of my stories like whoa many people were under fire by side team with me and Bob Marley. The wheel is the law and mere did 7. So you're making all that stuff up not all of it most of it but you know what some bits of the Bible army end up it's still the best selling book in the world after the different code. That I can't help noticing that you're not taking the piss here and I'm finding it slightly disconcerting Well I figure you're going to be hard enough on yourself so no point in me when in. You've had a bad night he off about. You get up on your carry on that's the way i really is you know it wasn't the way you raised me was to occasionally lower your newspaper and shout Stop making all that noise. Thanks dad. Difficult to win Alison back you could only win or a buck if you harder in the 1st place which I didn't so everything will work out just fine and that's true I had ordered a mold of our piece of living history now get out of the b.s. Meant I got up a couple of lovely it is common wrong to audition. You know. Your Karen come don't know this 6 fuck tires are bowed to big good. Thank you really is rare records Lenny Henry is Adam Joe Jacobs is Richie and Larry King for those roots there that makes his story like the fifty's even discounters the touch of Godfrey's touches just because soon as clicked and I'm Tracy on over the next Allison thank the customers who played by God proud thank you these records was written by Johnny Robbins and Dan Texas for the original ideal bike that he had we could use was Lucy Ometepec of of the thank. You next week Brady loses his d.j. Engaged when the white horse is turned into a gastro pub Hello this is radio comedy club that. John Shuttleworth invite celebrated pop stars to Sheffield time to perform one of their own songs and also more importantly one of the hits in the 1st show the series John welcomes Chris different from squeeze and tries to recreate some Top Of The Pops magic with Tom Robbins and this is John Shuttleworth c lounge music. Evening can I join one of them could mean you wouldn't know of showing them and that was not a good time could have just gone on their own coast Hello everybody. Plays. Sure to come to the pub. Where you go hey I'm going to ask if you want to look at the window. Hello can I help you hello are you Mr deferred I am I see you it is me. You. Squeeze It's lovely to be. Didn't confirm but I am you are in the bunch I'm in the band squeeze and yeah it's been a long time for 2 years as a marriage pretty well before I know she's just trying to step into the house but I just have to play the jingle Chris Golden Boy comment it goes like this I go. Sure you can come in. In the cold air and. See. The after action a refill activated. I trust you look great your visitors be. Welcome to. Come to. Lounge music. Of come to have an. It's beautiful I'm tickled. I don't mind being tickled but we also impressed with the discussion the rhymes I was impressed with the sponsor narrative and to be your front door and you've to be so spontaneous was a treasure. Thank you very much the reason I'm asking about the rhyming is. You you wrote the lyrics don't you I'm a lyricist I suppose that would be my headstone if I wasn't here which eventually will be the case I think it will be the case but not for a while hoping one hopes the least and of the 4050 years I really shopped I missed on like a Morris Minor I just keep going there are enough numbers. Come through to lounge and within a 2nd crash. Right now see where I can go to. Our kitchen. Can you trust a person. What have you done with the Jimmy thing she got to spinning Plus with Joan just oh sorry. No can just struggling to get off the high Bastone kitchen. Managed it Yes No Can As you here but you may shelf useful a couple who make a hot drink Frost August Christopher Yes Well Joe thank you. Right. But Chris. Christie is getting ready 1st number. Christian. Just like it should you. Really. Become a long way. Yeah it's been a bit of a trip I drove with my wife Louise from the south coast to see you to come to your house by going to leave her in the car it's not right nice she can have some fish and chips Well I mean yeah just a little hint just to the song you might be playing like trunk of bacon under the covers and that's much lighter but right now Chris that should be 1st number which I'm hoping will be a classics we. Can just comment. Can Worthington next door neighbor and soul agent Trish Nice to meet you Ok. I see Ok let me just make in your coffee that if you don't like a coffee drink what Me Oh lovely thank you so much yeah yeah but. I was going to be alright it was what I wanted Yeah yeah that was a funny lyric it was a muscle from a show yeah people always say What do you mean you know what Mama talked about when it was about going to the seaside and pulling muscles from a show there was no sexual. Trace whatsoever involved no. Made money and behind the show chip code for me yeah it's like a fairy tale but yes yeah but the odd thing is I got a because I'm dyslexic my married name William Tell actually don't go well together the don't really know should have been Robyn what. Did nobody tell you that didn't rhyme or say well you can mix them up crush jello roll once played Simple Simon and Little Red Riding-Hood Keith like. Oh yeah yeah should do it. Right Chris stung by here comes the. What you can do. You could without it cause you to drop. Down to go to a free. Through. So show chicken to. Christopher good. Shows what you can do no. Good look. I'm never thought it would happen when Mina girl who from Clapham. Common Good night aim forgotten what she'd done out the Russian summer of the passion I said you know our lady had she said maybe. We moved into the basement with thoughts somewhere and gauge when we stayed in the telly the room was smiling we spent time just kids in the room when some miss and love of God is. On all the time it took good. I got a job with Stanley he said Come in and he stuck to me a Monday so I had a buffer and Sunday. 7 hours but the girl soon found she said she'd seen a doctor nothing now could stop her. So filled with went to whether Branson did a good Santa trick to make it better when the time is ready to sell it said the lady of means tired of fun little kicks inside. The sauna. Well 50 that's a good revenue 59 soon to be. Slated she gave birth to a daughter with any new long good she would just like a. Very good be good. Live the soldier she left me when I drink and drink came a cropper sting the devil came and took me from street to boogie no more nights but it's had gone on like a snap is man in. The air in the kitchen I feel there's something missing I beg for some forgiveness vegans none of my business she want to write a letter to. Console it's my son's and her really good junction. Kristopher day. Off quite sudden to. It's not personal that's not song What was your reaction at the junction based on real experience knows written from imagination but hope you just upset a lot of people are just yeah but you know you become your songs sometimes so that became my life at some point it's weird you write something and then you just sort of fall into it right. Because you want to Heathrow and chase from villains. What did you do I was just doing the place I'm playing it to Kirsty MacColl and she said to me that's the best lyric I've ever heard in the way you say a for oh these are because I wish I'd put that I want to my songs he said Yeah not like that in a female voice she was down the chip shop function which she was then that it was all fish with Elvis but it wasn't the real of us now it was the one with the glasses I think yeah I don't notice your sporting losses I am these days my I sort of disappeared about 10 years bugs kind of strange or they just disappear is that they just wear out your eyes yeah and then your ears go as well well of the ears get bigger as you had shrinks Yeah my dad's ears were massive Yeah yeah and you know grows especially if you've been telling lies which brings me on to something Chris of course and Holly unpalatable fact about you which I do feel I have to bring up is it true that squeeze reform when you stop someone from your mother's purse very sorry to say the us still 50 my mum's purse to put an ad for in a shop window yeah and Glenn was the only person to answer that had. Broke your songwriting partner and sure he's gone what to say guitarist wanted for band with record contract and tearing prospects. Was it true no I just didn't have an e-mail so I thought if I put thing in the window I might get some friends and I did a got going and I was going to go the rest of my life so that 50 p. Has give me the whole of my life so thanks mom. What we've heard about with interest and I didn't realize just play the back. Say right well I better sort of be organ ready for my show. If you we need we can know you have them here. Chris. Strangest of to hear about. The shine in the window Yash. Elton John has written songs for them I wrote one song with. And I still keep in contact with him because I work for his company sometimes and. You purchase my crotch if you watch Marti Pellow yet Nancy love him really mysterious guy love him so your income stream must be quite plentiful drips you know it's not quite a stream but she can represent. You can divine what you know I'm here to interview question your take you know it's not something. You look off you go because being busy thanks for the coffee though you're welcome. To crash. Right. You're listening to junk sugar with slime to musicians. And now. It's mine turn to shot the note the song all the oh Martin Clunes it's mine to shun. So let's stay. True. To form rhythm Chris and update us on a few most crazy records. You know it would benefit nothing if it were. What was never. Told About the only shopping trip to midlife man. I have come to the hardware store looking for how shown clean is with my wife currently there's an aisle that. The She's unsure. Drilling could Christie's fall leaves a stump to Mrs Stone lady with about wrist get to don't still it's just. Like. There's excitement in the. Very way of oh Tolly. Bargain products are free show to remain here all day years away. Maybe crime turn for our show bring list is long and pro. Pressure Simone quote I keep stopping to hear them locally they put on. Their feel so. So now the search zone Oh. Trying to can even buy toilet rolls in packs of 20 fold. Trying to go into yours look. I have come to the store but suddenly the trip is oh. A cup of tea you know oh. Shit. So for the food and the 3. Packs and reliving the soon. To the hardware store where we'll be packed for a show we forgot them playing in a laundry list. Of the top. Regrets a 2nd. Was wondering what you're going to run with Polish. I play that one because they like it because it does talk about everyday things and you do without know you with the Grays not quite down the shopping I like you but it's inspired me to think about that kind of songwriting and. I'm going to going to think about it again right well I've got to think about making a phone call Chris don't want to be rude but we do have another guest on the show. And I will buy. Him or new you. Again you're still here I just want to tell Chris something while already old Rush can you when you got a moment before you go public on a number of new windows. Some lovely double glazed windows I might look out love to you are. 3 All right don't forget to come look at the windows well you. Go. To funny Otello tonight here's. The number I'm supposed to ring. Who I think the call excuse me. Hello. Shuttleworth Yes it is it was a place it's Mr Robinson Mr Robinson the green grocer Yes well the green grocer. Yeah I'm Mr Robinson the teacher. Talk. To. The stars get on the donkey. Live Oh. Welcome to. Well I'm all right John thank you and you sound a little bit throat if you don't ask why. I'm the mother of Oh. Well I'll keep the distance but John I want to talk to you today yes because I want some tips on how to become a d.j. After enjoying pop success because you did didn't you know you know there's nothing you know oh you know yeah I just play a few track up and go out you know. It's it's money for old rope really well you're on course to turn to station 6 Music to 6 Music Yeah yeah I was very very lucky I listened to your show they're not a very light yet not enough no disrespect way past about time but then you kept at Wake you know such a boat because the truck was Junglee you know John ring. Where you get in these records from because I don't recognize any of them they just plain besides. In the dream is no Sister Sledge nothing that's the nature of 6 Music besides station it's where we play obscure piece and rare album tracks we celebrate its history I mean you have a big confidant that you have Yeah it's not Letter No it's right no I don't think Oh. So you think there is a chance for the people who are being pop stars to become D.J.'s I mean it just seemed to be a trend Well it was I'm sorry he popped. It keep up has become a become a d.j. Is it even though Bob Dylan does it didn't. I think you played into the not as well . Put all the rest before us but to you John because you did a lovely song when you started after about a motorway to 468 never to lie. That's really and then you want to a bit funny you know if you doubt my messiah Why didn't you do follow it up with songs about all the roads a road b. Roads possibly refugee areas I love to have tried ones. I know. Is did you know why is it just didn't catch on now so Tom you know I do have a reconsider. Your playlists in the future if you don't mind what sort of thing do you think I should be looking out for the future now point to sisters Frankie that sort of thing you want music that makes people happy Well you know you supposed depressed people like to. Get into bad well I'll do my best to make my way still All right well thanks very much for being on the show John even though you didn't give money to use the minds of his to become a pop star 1st yeah yeah prepared to show you cold guts but thanks Judge Yeah thank you goodbye thank you bye. He's gone. Well he said goodbye so I have to go. Christopher Gunness well. In the governmental look at Ken's Windows another phrase Chris is in for a disappointment because you know the not made of p.v.c. . No the wooden ones very old fashion material for Windows in my view. If you. Can what you doing Wes Christopher you know I'm still waiting for him to go back inside do you mean you wouldn't. Give the reappraisal don't. Go away just. Sign you've been dropped in your window what shun cans raisin is trying hard the sun. Is not tall enough it says soul agent seeks putting songwriters to join his stable fame and fortune awaits can what do you think you do we owe. Me I know. He's gone inside presumably to take the signed was too late you traitor. Troy appreciate what he's doing listeners is. Christopher would put in a sign to try and attract talent but it won't work and I should be seeking alternative representation. To this final whom. I curse Ok well I'm not impressed with his wind oh well I think you might to be looking at the wrong house maybe. Not Mrs Bompas house Kenzie's next door to the left. And went on why you did and it's a good job you did it right time for the jingles. When chore kingly version. Brings up. Is a triumph during all those singing. As well and so. Christopher it please stop giggling I don't sing your juncture to a song water's a place where it's going to be fish and chips for you have to help me with it because I've never thought I don't do covers very often I've done a Lou Reed cover and that's about it. I'm looking forward to doing this just throw me a pleading dumps if you're restricted. You'll be fine if you go. How my fish and chips we must she pees him. Some cool. Some cool scraps we sat in the car and we had. Marianne caught John I place and can speak. Very tongue it made him wince and screw up his face he loved it. We shared the. Drunk kid down to the very last straw. Then we want to sound me the fish. And the young. Un blame him when he finished our fish and chips. Filtered. Not in the car. And then grabbed the chance to have. Oh I love those fish. With. Some gold. And some coal scraps we sat in the car I mean come on a. Lot. Like you. Harlee individual rendition of the classic fish and chips it was a bit high for me in places like to cross my legs here I used to love that as a kid going to get fish and chips and says Can I some scraps and I just fill it up with rubbish basically used to buy for blackjacks and for fruit salad throwing us you know an opening and the milk bottles remember them but it was cool yeah yeah one of them this week oh sure you know just black and white milk yesterday and I think we can guess how you got your money to buy a shoe each Christmas is the nickname the money at my mom's you did and. You taken money from your mom's purse I still haven't ramifications across why because Ken was very naughty he put a percentage window to the. Boarding songwriters wanted to see what he was doing Chris he was touting for work he was copying you what you did all those years ago when you put up a sign in the newsagent cheeky monkey yeah using 100 methods to try and get you to punish books so what I'm saying is do not regret that you took that 50 p. From me mum's purse you must do I don't regret it because I wouldn't be sitting in for had. And it's an honor to sit with you so it was worth 50 paid just to sit with you rough but thank you very much and you're welcome but I do hope you paid about with intrust I did. He told me that he didn't know and I well I lied did you buy or because they're like. My parents didn't want for anything they just wanted me to be happy and see me on top of the pups was happiness for them and I was certainly sure on Top Of The Pops a few times because. Dozens of squeeze on thousands if it fell too many for me to attempt in a mentally I'm going to have a go this is my under the covers of screens. With which. A special guest Christopher thank you for this nice cool Paul Callan. I know. They go. A couple of them. Normally go with the stroll. On the. Unlabeled with love or a lot. Of head. Neighbors do chicken you question mark and where should. We go. About a toothbrush toothpaste of flannel. Pajamas. New shoes. And people not being funny Chris Well I think the song loses its way. Because well because you've been talking about took brochures and. Not was interested. We wanted.