Good morning. Stephanie great reviews on your debate review yesterday. The main question was, oh my god, where did jacki get that shirtdress thing. It was fabulous. I thought they were going to ask where i got the boots that matched yours . Stephanie yeah, we have to communicate better. Here she is now my bff. Good morning, everybody. President obama is following up a great debate performance with a rally in del ray, florida today. They are handing out a block called blueprint for the future. There is a new tved a to go along with it. Obama were not there yet but we have made Real Progress and the last thing we should do is turn back now. Here is my plan for the next four years. The president s plan including prioritizing building up our manufacturing, asking the wealthiest to pay a little more. Afghanistan is just one of the issues that came up in last nights debate where mitt romney didnt seem to disagree with the president all that much. Youll here paul ryan speak this morning and then biden about what they thought. What they got from mitt romney clearances a clear vision for Foreign Policy very clear distinctions and how we could go forward with this country. I didnt see anything that the governor disagreed on and he seemed to be desperately trying to demonstrate he agreed with the president s policies. Well have plenty more coming back after the break. Stay with us. That is a whole bunch of bunk the powerful my steal an election but they cannot steal democracy. [ female announcer ] pillsbury crescents fabulous but. When i add chicken barbecue sauce. And cheese. And roll it up woowee ive made a barbecue chicken crescent chow down. Pillsbury crescents. Let the making begin. [ female announcer ] why settle for plain bread . Heres a better idea. Pillsbury grands flaky layers biscuits in just 15 minutes the light delicate layers add a layer of warmth to your next dinner. Pillsbury grands biscuits let the making begin. 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I am not a giving kind of lady, and [ laughter ] somebody wrote me back and then they followed up so maybe she will be listening. Stephanie well offer again. All because of the terry shriboe thing. Stephanie yeah because you dont like to leave your couch smoking your cigarettes. Here is an iphone video of my stomach. What do you think. It so good it probably could go through my ear into my brain. [ laughter ] [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie president obama faced High Expectations going in to mondays debate he may have exceeded them among uncommitted voters. Those are the ones that count. President obama was declared the winner by 53 only 23 for mittens. [ wah wah ] he made some whopper mistakes. Stephanie and then literally was like never mind. When he got busted on saying russia is our biggest problem, he should have said but sarah was watching. He would have mustered the delivery though. Yeah. A couple of peanuts were talking down the street and one had salt on it [ wah wah ] no, i told it wrong. Stephanie okay. Yeah, he was literally he was many too mr. President , but i would do this with my hands because you do that wrong. He might have looked at a map when talking about iran. He said syria is irans only ally in the arab world. Its their route to the sea. Stephanie no. Iran has coastal access to both coasts and has no land border with syria. Stephanie cnn, which im not sure why they bother doing a poll with proportionately more republicans, but they also found the president the winner. Romney our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917. Were now at 285 ships. Were headed down to the low 200s if we go through sequestration. Thats unacceptable to me. Obama i think governor romney maybe hasnt spent enough time looking at how our military works. Governor we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our government has changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers and ships that go under Water Nuclear submarines, so its what are our capabilities. Stephanie b4. We dont have nearly enough sails. What would have been better is if he would have said horseys. Stephanie it was just precious. It was just like horses and bayonets. Yes, it was. Got a job out to tomorrow going to vote vote for obama [ inaudible ] seems kind of obsolete with horses and bayonets horses and bayonets its just like horses and bayonets just like horses and bayonets just like horses and bayonets stephanie yeah, Rocky Mountain mike. [ applause ] stephanie Rocky Mountain mike sends his favorite tweet of the week. Last week governor romney blamed parents for the violence of their kids and then tad romney said he wanted to punch the president. [ applause ] stephanie he does always make one giant boner debate. When he goes off script. And even i live in wisconsin, and this is Foreign Policy debate [ laughter ] apple pin is not foreign. It didnt take him long to go right back to domestic policy. Stephanie yes. You dont need a pass port to go there. Which is why paul ryan freaks me out, an Irish Catholic in shape republican from wisconsin is basically a unicorn. You cant put all of those adjectives in front and then vote republican. Stephanie when he was talking about the wisconsin food, its in my veins. Yeah i was at lake geneva once, and this huge family in bathing suits in the mall was saying to the kids dont you want no sausage . You got to have sausage. Stephanie you are realize you are a saturday night live skit. Stephanie i think the answer is Everyone Needs sausage. Pretty much. Stephanie the first debate was somewhat breathtaking. As i said i think last night, it was a liar tennis ball machine that was set to like 11. But last night it was one subject, but it has just been a complete pivot. Thats what somebody said this morning on tv. How do you run to the left of ted kennedy, and in this debate you are to the left of newt gingrich. Yeah. I cant imagine the hawks being happy when he was singing yoko onos lets have peace. And he is like peace, love lets draw a picture of a horsey. Stephanie yes, i picture steam coming out of john boltons head. The right was going ape dump on twitter last night when he said that. Stephanie what did he say . Do we have the actual was he quoting yoko. Romney were going to be finished by 2014 and when im president well make sure we bring our troops out by the end of 2014. They hated that. Because he initially he wouldnt give a date and then he gave a date, but if you have been there the bases are the size of the community colleges. Whether you give a date or you dont give a date they will notice when we uplift. Its a city. Its not like we can sneak out in the middle of the night. So this whole date conversation is ridiculous to begin with, but now he has agreed which will upset the right even more which is we sneak out under the cover of there is no darkness. Theres right to everywhere and call to prayer every hour. I dont know, the tank tries to get to the border of where . The imaginary border and then the imaginary sea, and then you are in appleton. [ laughter ] stephanie we needed like a whole carrier just for one tank at a time. Yeah. Stephanie that way they wont notice. It will take 75 years, but still they wont notice we are leaving. Stephanie that jim, seriously, i have to say i was even shocked. Because you never know which mitt was going to show up. This is peace and love mitt. Stephanie when you show what the polling is, you can figure out what mitt is thinking and its women. There were stories yesterday, women hate war and hes got a huge gender gap, and so he had to come out seeing more of a peace monger than obama. All im saying is give peace a chance. Stephanie yeah, he is pathetic. [ applause ] stephanie wow, were off to a roll licking start and Kathleen Madigan has barely gotten his head phones on. I havent even had my morning smoke break yet. Stephanie after that watch out. Announcer you cant turn her off, not in the middle of turning her on. Its the Stephanie Miller show. Nah, hes probably got. [ dennis voice ] allstate. They can bundle all your policies together. Lot of paperwork. Actually. [ dennis voice ] an allstate agent can help do the switching and paperwork for you. Well, it probably costs a lot. [ dennis voice ] allstate can save you up to 30 more when you bundle. Well, his dogs stupid. [ dennis voice ] poodles are one of the worlds smartest breeds. Bundle and save with an allstate agent. Are you in good hands . What we need are people prepared for the careers of our new economy. By 2025 we could have 20 million jobs without enough College Graduates to fill them. 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Theyre doing this this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. Thats an understatement, eliot. [ music ] turn the beat around got to feel announcer Stephanie Miller. Turn it upside down, love to feel announcer Stephanie Miller. Stephanie you can, yeah. It is the Stephanie Miller show, welcome to it. Twentytwo minutes after the hour. Kathleen madigan live in studio with us. Hooray. Cbs poll the president crushed mitt romney by 30 points. In the swing states, president obama also a winner. And the folks in the swing states who are planning to vote 51 say they are going to support obama, 45 say they are going to support romney. I always have to console premature panic. Okay. Thats my friend chuck. He goes in these sink holes, hes like tire and no fivehour energy. Stephanie yeah, everyone i have ever known calls me to get counsel. I have to literally round the clock counsel people. Romney i congratulate the president on take out Osama Bin Laden, and going after the leadership in alqaeda. Obama governor romney im glad you recognize that alqaeda is a threat. Because a few months ago you said the biggest threat was russia. And the 1980s are now asking for their Foreign Policy back because the cold war has been over for 20 years. [ applause ] stephanie the president was on it last night. Oh, man. The biggest threat is nazi germany . What . We won that . I had no idea. There are plenty of russian cab drivers here that are lovely. Lets talk about the russians that are here they are lovely. Maybe they are not the biggest problem. Every other building on fairfax is a little magazine. Stephanie yeah. And did the president bring up that he was on record for saying we shouldnt move heaven and earth to get Osama Bin Laden what i meant to say is we should move heaven and earth. Obama on a whole range of issues, you have been all over the map. I mean im pleased that you now are endorsing our policy of applying dim low mattic pressure, and potentially having bilateral discussions with the iranians to end their nuclear program. But just a few years ago you said that is something you would never do. Now you are for it, although it depends. In the same way that you say you would have ended the war in iraq, but recently gave a speech saying that we should have 20,000 more folks in there. The same way that you said that it was Mission Creep to go after gadhafi. When it comes to going after Osama Bin Laden, you said any president would make that call but when you were a candidate in 2008, as i was, and i said if i got bin laden in our sights i would take that shot. You said we shouldnt move heaven and earth to get one man. You said we should ask pakistan for permission. If we asked pakistan for permission, we would have not gotten him. And it was worth moving heaven and earth to get him. And i think i jumped over your head with one hand. What . Did you feel a breeze on your scalp. Stephanie a bitch slap. Dana in maryland. Caller good morning, everybody. Hi. Hi kathleen how are you . Good. Caller good were going to see you in april at the birchmere. Very, very excited. I thought last night was a complete shellacking. And did you notice how he kept agreeing with obama . Stephanie yes. I think the rightwingers heads were exploding. And the only thing i wish he would have said when he is talking about china, mitt romney, you know, he should have said right at this moment you are sending jobs, you know in illinois stephanie right. Caller in free port you are spending them over lock stock and cash buddy, over to china. Stephanie every time he opens his mouth and the word china comes out im like ah caller exactly. I want to give a shout out to the people i chat with every morning on current. We have a great time on there. And im going to go do the phone banks today. Stephanie oh, good. And a lot of people should get out there. Stephanie thats right. Its all ground game you know . Get it. Go. See she a viewer. Instead i gave 15. Too tired to answer phones. Every little bit helps. Come of the emails are vague too. I got an email that said hey, its barack. You going to be in east hollywood this weekend . Join us. Im like where . Are you going to be at the rage where its 10 for a drinks and a sandwich. And i clicked on the thing, and there was nothing more. Stephanie and michelle always pulling at any heart strings. I didnt get one from her. Stephanie this is baracks last denate in his last campaign. I got one from barbara streisand. She wants money, and im like lady we havent even met. So thats what she meant by evergreen. Stephanie more of my green. I keep getting them from james carville. Stephanie when i get the phone calls, im like i already popped for two of the big concerts. Im out. They are calling your house phone. Stephanie oh, yeah because they know im old. I can get some more money by pony express. [ laughter ] stephanie twentyfive minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Oh really . Tax cuts dont create jobs. The golden years as the conservatives call them, we had the highest tax rates, and the highest amount of growth, and the highest amount of jobs. Those are facts. If you ever raise taxes on the rich, youre going to destroy our economy. Not true unwrap your paradise. Soft, sweet coconut covered in rich, creamy chocolate. Almond joy and mounds. Unwrap paradise. [ music ] announcer Stephanie Miller. Sometimes they look cool. On planet douchealon. Lovely. Stephanie happy post debate day. You said would you like to talk to a congressman. I have rent tim ryan. Good morning, fancy congressman. I love it. Stephanie obviously were talking cbs poll has the president winning by about 30 points. Thats about how i saw it. How about you . Yeah, i think he exposed romneys inconsistencies, domestically and on the Foreign Policy issue and i thought he was great. He pinned him down and looked like he was the commander in chief, and romney looked like he was trying to take an eighth great World History test. Stephanie yeah he was hoping it was just pass fail. Yeah. Stephanie you nailed it this is the thing we hear over and over again about mitt romney. Who is he . Which mitt romney is he . He cant be trusted. But particularly in the area of Foreign Policy you saw that. Exactly. And it wasnt even about the details or the nuance it is just that he has flipped and flopped on these issues which firmed up the narrative of this guy will say anything he has to say to win the election. And while the details dont matter to most people it feeds into that narrative, and it hurt him as he is clearly the man who will say anything he has to say. Not only he not ready to be commander in chief, he will say anything he has to say to try to get elected. Trying to score little points against obama and really not know what he was talking about. He was ready to go into syria a few weeks ago and now he has backed off. Stephanie exactly. What is he going to do now about benghazi or libya, after he first stepped into it by releasing a statement before he knew anything. Somebody was saying and you they are saying that romney obviously at this point is getting briefings. He must know obviously he didnt touch it last night, right . Yeah, i was really surprised too. I thought he was going to go there, but i think the president clearly has the trust of the american people, and i think romney probably doesnt want to look like he is trying to score political points on the part of our ambassador. But i think obama had in his hip pocket, the fact that libbians are supportive of america, and marching in the street in support of america, so i think romney probably knew and was advised that if he goes down that road, here is what obama is going to play. I thought obama should have made that. 1 or two more times. When romney was saying were weaker in the world. He should have said go talk to the 10,000 libbians marching in the street for america. Stephanie the more information that comes out, the more it supports what the administration is saying. They are giving the information as they have gotten it and it supports what they were saying. It was partially connecteded to this video. Right . More information that comes out is backing up what the white house has said. Yeah, exactly. Thats the reality of dealing with countries in Northern Africa or the middle east is it is very confusing and to try to come off looking like you are going to somehow address these complications and complexities when you cant even go to london during the olympics and not step it, its like really . Stephanie yeah, you would think that would be the starter place. Okay, lets try britain. Exactly. Maybe he should have started in toronto, you know . And then worked his way over. [ laughter ] okay. You are going to halifax, nova scotia, and if you do okay well work our way over to the united kingdom. Stephanie the best information have it seems to me, is this was not necessarily a wellorganized terrorist act, it was to some degree a flash mob that was reacting to the other protests in cairo . Reaction to the video. Its hard i think honestly it is hard to tell. We have not been in d. C. And gotten any briefings on this. The president and probably even romney are way ahead of what the press know Congress Knows at this point. But how hypocritical for these republicans who cut the security budget, who would not give the administration the budget they wanted to protect these embassies, turn around and say why didnt you have enough people working at the embassies. This is how they operate. Romney fights obama on china, and then comes around and says im going to be tougher on china than you are. You almost want to scream like an eighth grader and cry to your parents and say, you are not allowed to do that. But they do it. [ laughter ] stephanie this darrell issa thing, i dont even know what to say. You talk about playing politics with National Security. He released names of people in libya that are working with us. put them in danger, and maybe endangered the entire investigation. What do we do about that . There actually should be an investigation into that. And there was an article last wreak about a hearing they had that they were outing cia agents. And him and the the fella from utah i forget stephanie jason. Jason, yeah. Going into these details and you just think to me this has been a real learning experience of now we know why we dont talk about Foreign Policy in details and politicize it. Because it is so complicated, and there are so many special ops forces doing work all over the world. You dont always know what they are doing, and its not always for public consumption and when you see people willing to politicize it especially the chair of a committee, and then holding a hearing, going to d. C. To really make the point to politicize this is crazy. Stephanie you have been in a congress where you have had literally unprecedented obstructionism from the other side, but you are right. There doesnt seem to be in rules in their blood lust to get the president out of office, right . Exactly. And i think thats what may turn people off. You really do see the recklessness of this stuff and you do put american lives in danger. I remember traveling halfway around the world a few years ago, and boom were in the middle of africa, and we have troops there doing some training. They are doing trainings. You just dont know what the situation is, so you do what your parents used to teach you when you were a kid, and you shut your mouth. So i shouldnt mention that safe house at 132 elm street. Ops hello stephanie loose lips sink tiny ships. What was one of your favorite moments . How do you get a better response than that, we used to have more horses and bayonets too. Yeah, that was my favorite. Stephanie its true obviously the commander in chief goes into a debate like that with an advantage, but it couldnt have been anymore lob sided, i dont think, did you . No. And i thought the president realized he had a huge advantage. And when you have advantage you take it. He put him on the map and you dont let him up. And i thought that was really significant. He was looking at romney and staring him down and even got into some domestic issues that i think are important about the Auto Industry in ohio which is very good. The china issue, and how romney flipped on that, was good. He was clearly the person that most americans would look and say, yeah, thats the guy. Stephanie before you go speaking of ohio because somebody said, they are really running for president of ohio. Yeah. Stephanie what is the latest in ohio . I think the president is going to fine. We got to get the turnout. We have had really good surrogates coming in. But i think he is holding the lead and it comes down to a couple of things. The economy is much better in ohio. The Auto Industry touches almost every single of the 88 counties in ohio and romney has been on the wrong side of that. The president stuck husband neck out. And lastly we had a collective bargaining issue that was on the ballot. Similar to wisconsin, but we also had police and fire involved in that. Romney campaigned against, police, fire teachers and public employees. We won that referendum at 62 . So you have police firefighter, and teachers also supporting obama. And i think thats why you are seeing a five or six point lead with obama. Stephanie yeah. Thats why were seeing these numbers hold. Stephanie representative ryan thank you for coming and bringing your fancy title and opinion to the show. So now is not the time to tell i am in a bathrobe right now . [ laughter ] stephanie you only gain credibility that way. Thank you, honey. [ applause ] [ inaudible ]. Hey girl. Stephanie hey. Fortysix minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. That happened and we all let it happen. Announcer its the Stephanie Miller show. [ music ] announcer Stephanie Miller. I can feel my fire light every time you call my name i heard she is making a comeback. Me too. Stop it. Stephanie this hour brought to you by gotomeeting. Com. We want you to try it free for 45 days. Go to gotomeeting. Com, click on the promo code and enter the word stephanie. Claire mccaskill has pulled ahead of the creepy guy. The rapy guy. Stephanie todd akin. I had no idea i had such superpowers. And there are a lot of doctors performing abortions on women who are not pregnant. Which is weird. Stephanie yeah. I would like to know what doctor that is. But it is a legitimate pregnancy. Stephanie 46 to 40 is what im reading. At this point im thinking is he a joke candidate. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie he compared Claire Mccaskill to a dog. Yep. Stephanie and then one of his top strategists joked about it. He said if Claire Mccaskill were a dog, she would be a bull [ censor bleep ]. Uhhuh. They dont care. Because thigh all came in to support him. Newt gingrich, my parents watched them all and as my sister said why do you guys think about todd akin . And they are like who . They dont even watch the news. So they are going to go in. Thats the danger. Stephanie yeah things can get weird. In the ozarks. [ delivery theme music ] stephanie what is that . Thats my mothers alarm clock. [ laughter ] she got a real pretty mouth. Yeah, literally my text yesterday was, theres a snake in the pump house. Stephanie what is a pump house. A pump house is where your well is. And snakes like to go in there. Stephanie so thats not really news well, usually we try to keep them out with decoys and stuff. Fake owls. Stephanie oh, i was going to say how do you attract fake owls. See all of the good knowledge i have got. [ delivery theme music ] stephanie thats right. Anita in south dakota you are on with kathleen. Caller hi. Stephanie hey. Caller how are you guys doing this morning . Stephanie good. Go ahead. Caller i dont understand how people cant have that usedcar salesman from romney. I had a hard time finding any real substance in what he said. Stephanie yes. Caller my husband is a mormon and republican, and he will be voting for obama not romney. Stephanie yay. The Salt Lake City paper is endorsing obama. Yeah. I saw that. They are all in. Stephanie exactly. Lets go to kevin in nashville. Caller hey everybody. I just wanted to say i thought barack obama was not only commander in chief but he was a world leader and mourning joe and bill oreilly said romney won the debate. Stephanie yeah i think joe must have gotten beaten down because when i tuned it yeah, i watched it at 3 00 and he said romney won hands down. He is usually fair. I dont understand. Stephanie mica gave him a beat down. Stephanie yes. Now the president last night. Obama im glad that governor romney agrees with the steps we are taking. There have been times frankly when it sounded like you would do the same things we did, but you would say them louder, and somehow that would make a difference. And do this with your hands. Stephanie exactly. Lets go to stephanie in illinois. Caller hey, guys. Were so happy here in illinois we beat detroit twice. And obama beat romney on his dont save detroit idea. But me and my husband had to grab our two cats and sing where have all of the ponies gone stephanie yeah. Romney come on our website and look at how we get to an balanced budget within eight to ten years and number one i get rid of is obamacare. There are a number of things that sound good, but frankly we just cant afford one but we cant afford them. I would get rid of that from day one. We would take program after program that we dont absolutely have to have and get rid of them. Stephanie thats going to be bad for him and his romneysia. Any time they say go to my website, two things. First of all you should be able to dumb your things down for dummy right here to tell me what is on your website stephanie yeah, thats like kathleen what is on your website . Funny stuff. Yeah. Nobody is going to your website when theres websites next to it called cats that look like hitler. Com. And its funny. And you were not. Newt was big on that too. If you go to my website. Well chubby why dont you tell me what is on it. You are right here. Stephanie well be right back on the Stephanie Miller show. The governor tomorrow night. She is awesome. Well be right back on the Stephanie Miller show. [ theme music ] stephanie sorry. Oh, my god, really . Stephanie sorry. I forgot. Hi, jacki. Oh, thats thats great. Thanks for respecting me so much stephanie im so sorry. Why dont you give her the respect she is entitled to. Im not one of your fans [ laughter ] i miss you guys it is lonely in the newsplexo center. Stephanie i know. That was our last debate special, and you were fabulous. I had a lot of fun. Do you know if Michael Shure touch screen was fixed . I dont know, but that was an awesome, awesome moment. Stephanie i am not what al gore was expecting on this channel. Yeah. How much stephanie we didnt break Jacki Schechner look she is perfect. Nice segue. Good morning, everyone. What do big board and binders and bayonets all have in common . They were all the top trends on twitter from the three president ial debates. President obama got a little snarky last night when mitt romney suggested that cutting down on specific military expenditures was a National Security threats. Obama governor we also have newer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military has changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers. Horses and bayonets was the most tweeted moment. It is still the top trend on twitter this morning, and trending fourth worldwide. We expected the third debate to have less tweets for a few reasons. One it is on foreign affairs, and it was completing against National League football and the game five of the world series. You know what is wildly pop, by the way . Think progresss count of how many lies romney and ryan tell during these debates. Last night it was 24 myths in 41 minutes. Romney syria is irons only ally, and their only route to the sea. We are back with more steph after the break. Stay with us. The powerful my steal an election but they cannot steal democracy. Endless shrimp is our most popular promotion at red lobster. Theres so many choices, the guests love it [ male announcer ] dont miss endless shrimp, just 14. 99 try as much as you like, anyway you like. Like new teriyaki grilled shrimp. Offer ends soon my name is angela trapp, and i sea food differently. Youve heard stephanies views. No bs, authentic, the real thing. Only online forum with a direct line to Stephanie Miller. The only thing that can save america now current television. Join the debate now. [ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine woe ho im walking on sunshine, woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie yeah, it is. Woohoo post debate day everybody. Kathleen madigan is here. She is back from her smoke break on the roof, and has the weather for los angeles. There might be some rain over in the west. In the east it looks like at it clearing. It is a little bit chilly grab a jacket. Stephanie how are things looking in your lungs. Clear a little bit cloudy. Given some water we would break it down into less cloudy. [ laughter ] stephanie we never get kathleen, were so excited. Because she is always on the road. Yeah, where are you going to be. Part of my outreach plan to go where no other come medians go. I send lewis black first. He reports back, and then i go. Stephanie im going to new york city this saturday. 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Because it is open all night. Stephanie yay [ applause ] stephanie preelection extravaganza. The guy singing sexy lady doesnt care much for sexy ladies. Stephanie no, never seen lady bits. Romney has the same confused look on his face as my mom did when i caught her reading 50 shades of gray. [ laughter ] he was a little sweaty. The tweet of the night came from Albert Brooks he said if romney sweats anymore, im going to get a royalty. [ laughter ] Stephanie Donald trump said on foxes and friends he will reveal big news by tomorrow. Something big. Huge. Stephanie very very big. Hugely big. Stephanie i think he substituted big, because he knows you keep saying huge. Huge. Stephanie and he also said he will cover it in a very big fashion. David shuster had the better tweet. He said Gloria Albright supposedly about to drop a bomb shell on mitt romney. [ applause ] maybe we should get our friend glow on. Stephanie i remember one of my parties right after the gubernatorial race, she is like whitman spent 20 million, and i spent 5 on a chalkboard and took her down. I thought who is that witch they have on there. It was carly [ inaudible ]. Oh. You cant keep shows up on shows. Stephanie you are trying to think of what she said for an instant replay and now you cant remember. Were all entirely too old and we have been doing this show too long. Just substitute an ann romney they are almost all the same. Ann romney stop it. This is hard. You want to try it get in the ring. Did she realize that if somebody else got in the ring, it was be anarchy. Ann romney stop it. Just be quiet enough. Talking to the help. Stephanie yeah, every it always looks like a scene from the help doesnt it. Theres a video, and i dont know why it doesnt get out more. Of mitt romney in somebodys backyard or at a fund raiser and he is like arent the grounds beautiful. Republicans wish everyone would live like this. But democrats wish no one would live like that. And you want to say, somebody has to clean the pool and mow the grass. There has to be other jobs that we all live in utopia but seriously i dont think he believes that. Everybody can do this. I would feel a little uncomfortable waking up in my house and going hello hello, and have nothing but a beagle looking back at me. Stephanie i think you are right. There is a level of comfort that goes away when you go to 10,000 square feet. Yeah i prefer to stay at about 1200 just so i know if there is somebody from the tv id company busting in to kill me. Lets keep it small. Stephanie thank you, Kathleen Madigan 2012. Weird things happen when there are too many rooms. And then you cant get out once the door is shut. And gay boys would tell you to tear down the wall. Tear down that bitch of a wall and put a window where it ought to be. There you go. [overlapping speakers] [ laughter ] stephanie we found it. That was her she already thought she was in the Governors Mansion or whenever she ran for. Obama we were able to without putting troops on the grown at the cost of less than who weeks what we spent in iraq and got rid of a december pit who had killed americans. Stephanie yeah and it was fairly significant that romney didnt touch libya. I think he knows he has already stepped in it so big time. And all of the information is backing up the white house. You know when fox news has slipped and said yeah it was about the video. Obama the other thing we have to doe is recognize that we cant continue to do nation building in these regions, part of American Leadership is making sure that were doing nation building here at home. The cia told me that stephanie oops. Alan in colorado you are on the Stephanie Miller show with kathleen. Hi alan. Caller how about a real light joke. I tried to call after your remark about your sleeping vagina, you had to get up and walk around because your vagina was asleep. Stephanie i dont recall that. Caller it really stuck with me there. And i just wanted to say being married for 40 years, i just wanted to let sleeping vaginas lie, and speaking of lying vaginas, i wanted to talk about mitt romney. Stephanie oh wow. It was a good segue. [ laughter ] ill give him that. Stephanie i said that i apologize. It is wide awake. I dont think your vagina has ever been asleep. Stephanie i know. Its plucky. It ease as high strung as the rest of me. [ laughter ] Stephanie Kevin in d. C. You are on the Stephanie Miller show with kathleen. Hi, kev. Caller and after you say that you come to me, baby. Stephanie um, yes, i do. Caller regarding the debate was last night good for you too . Stephanie oh, it was good for me. I started smoking. There is no way to slip, slide, or slither out of it obama crushed romney. If you took an image of romneys backside right now, you could see a big image of obamas foot. Stephanie i venture to say he broke a foot off. Caller yes, indeed. The only thing romney showed last night is either he agreed with the president , or he got totally eviscerated. Stephanie yeah. I believe the term is bitch slapped. Stephanie yeah consider it broughten. Seventeen minutes after any hour. You know kids i keep everything safe in my computer with carbonite. And so does chris. The problem is you need to reboot chriss brain. No, she said it was soooooo yesterday. Stephanie oh right. About it was about barbara boxers hair. You know what clip i saw in my computer, thanks to that . You are fired. Stephanie that one. You never have to remember to back up again. 59 for the entire year. You get unlimited backup space for your pc or mac. And back up all of those files from home. Go to carbonite. Com and type in he profoe code stephanie. Sweet lady gaga that is good. Announcer its the Stephanie Miller show. 1cccm01546 is america ready for a mormon president . Between him and obama i wouldnt vote. Mormonism is a cult. Current tv explores the worlds Fastest Growing religion. The mormon candidate you come on move this shake that body shake that body people dont you know dont you know announcer Stephanie Miller. Pumping while you take that piece of mine. Stephanie uhhuh. That was about twenty five years ago. Stephanie it is twentyfive minutes after the hour. Ann coulter had called the president a retard. And im sure sarah palin is called her out on there. Stephanie sarah has been looking it. Ret i love that she only communicates on facebook. If you want to talk to your friends after 4 00, its facebook, buddy, you got it. Stephanie we got a hate letter because Kathleen Madigan is here. You make fun of those people who live in small towns maybe many of those people are happy with those lives and dont need to sit behind a microphone and bitch about politics. Because thats what you and your group do is bitch. Did he say you sit in your home you only wish you could roll out of bed and hop in front of a microphone. I usually dress like i live here. But i went one step further with yoga pants and socks today. Stephanie he says get a life, and ftfu. [ applause ] stephanie ask me about a fabulous career in bitching. Mitt romney last night. Romney we are dont want another afghanistan and iraq. Removing assad is critical and we dont want to have military involvement there. We dont want to get drawn into a military conflict. We need to increase pressure time and time again on iran because anything other than a solution to this which stops this nuclear follie of theirs is unacceptable to america. And of course, a military action is the last resort. It is something that one would only only consider if all of the other avenues had been tried to the full extent. Stephanie and then the top of john boltons head blew off. [ screaming ] stephanie what do you call im a dinner jacket . I call him crackers the clown. Stephanie he is not long for this world. He is term limited right . As much as somebody can be term limited in iran. Stephanie yes, its a headline yes, their version of it. Right. He cannot run for reelection because of term limits. Im sure he could abolish said term limits. Or get a haircut and come out as some other name. Stephanie i thought you were going to say gay, because he said there were none there. What is farsy for hey, girl . [ laughter ] Stephanie Mike in illinois. You are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, mike. You guys do such a good job with Current Affairs im surprised you missed mitt Romney Sarah Palin moment. Stephanie what did he do . He said you can see iran from syria. Stephanie yes, thats true. Miss South Carolina i can always confuse her with sarah palin. Americans have to have access to maps. Stephanie guess what who is coming up next . Who . Debbie wasserman schultz. My favorite guest. I have been waiting for it. Stephanie up next on the Stephanie Miller show. Is american ready for a mormon president . I personally cant get over the mononism thing. Between him and obama, i wouldnt vote. Im proud of my faith, its part of my heritage. Current tv explores the worlds Fastest Growing religion. Mormonism is a cult. In the temple you learn the secret hand shakes and this motion of slitting your throat. Would mitt romney have sworn the oath . Oh, yeah. Could this be the defining issue of this election . [ music ] announcer Stephanie Miller. Boy you are tougher that a doggy dominatrix. [ laughter ] stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome to it. Thirtityfour minutes after the hour. Jim writes kathleen is hot. I would hit that and then have a smoke afterwards. Yes, im the last lady. [ laughter ] stephanie Kathleen Madigan with some hilarious tweets last night. Lets find out what Debbie Wasserman schultz thought. Good morning, Congress Woman. Good morning, great to be with you. Stephanie the president won by 30 points thats about the way i see it how about you . I couldnt agree the [ inaudible ] who watched the debate and i thought it was a decisive victory, but more importantly, i thought it was very clear that we have a commander in chief in office now who has the vision clarity, focus, and agenda to have restored our relationships across the globe which had been tattered after the last administration, and who was able to bring our troops home brought Osama Bin Laden to justice, and is starting to wind down our involvement in afghanistan. And that is allowing us to do some nationbuilding here at home. He can also read a map, unlike mitt romney. [ laughter ] yeah apparently theres more than one way to the sea. [ laughter ] stephanie so little time so many highlights last night. Obviously the one everyone is talking about is we have fewer horses and bayonets too. But mitt romney it seemed like somebody was trying to fill out a blue book. He just does not have the Foreign Policy experience or knowledge, does he . I think that was evident last night. While president obama demonstrated his strength focus, and clarity, and mitt romney demonstrated how little he has of any of that and how not ready he is period but not ready to be commander in chief, and what was at any point he was either seeming like he was auditioning to be president obamas secretary of state, because he was agreeing with him so much or engaged in reckless chest beating, or really just seemed like he didnt have any idea how to answer the questions. And what that presents is a huge problem. When you have someone who is auditions for commander in chief, and shows that lack of clarity that really puts america in jeopardy. Stephanie i have to say its amazing any of us can be surprised by mitt romneys position flips. But last night, was particularly amazing. The neocons in his circle must have been going crazy. If there is any subject matter, any area that you absolutely have to have clarity and clear focus, its Foreign Policy. The commander in chief doesnt get a Second Chance to get it right, and if you arent prepared then you have no business running for the job. Stephanie yeah, i loved the president today said he had third stage romneysia last night. [ laughter ] whether it was the issue of iraq, iran, alqaeda russia when the president said that the 1980s called and they want their Foreign Policy back, listening to that bit on the debate i could have closed my eyes and thought i was getting a History Lesson of the Foreign Policy of my childhood. Stephanie yeah everyone is trying to decide who can sound the re ronald reaganyist. Yeah. We live in a global economy, and because we are had preestablished under his leadership, our leadership role in the world, were able to influence the global economy, which makes a difference for us in the United States, and allows us to rebuild our economy from the middle class out and not the top down. Stephanie let me just say in place like ohio, i am so glad listen to this exchange with me again. Romney i am son of detroit. I was born in detroit. I like american cars. And i would do nothing to hurt the u. S. Auto industry. My plan to get the industry on its feet when it was in real trouble was not writing checks. I said these Companies Need to go through a managed bankruptcy and then they can get government help and guarantees but they need to go through bankruptcy to get rid of excess costs obama governor romney thats not what you said. You can look at the oped obama you did not say you were providing government help romney i said under no circumstances would i do anything other than to help this industry get on its feet and the idea that has been suggested they would liquidate the industry of course not. Obama lets check the record. Stephanie and the president just brought that home didnt he . They would have been liquidated. Oh, my god. Stephanie there was nobody that could get a loan back then. There was no question but mitt that exchange mitt romneys statements on what his true position was on the auto bailout doesnt pass the straightface test. He sat there on that stage and suggested that he supported guarantees for the Auto Industry, which he clearly did not maybe mitt romney thinks that his oped in the detroit news was written in invisible or disappearing ink. Yeah. But the print doesnt lie and there is no one that follows the Auto Industry ask the folks in ohio who have 88 counties, and 850,000 jobs tied to the Auto Industry in ohio ask them if they thought mitt romney had their back. Stephanie yep, absolutely. Yeah, lets talk about your home state for a minute. Yes. Stephanie the latest polls have romney up just a little bit. Yeah, margin of error, but every day is election day for the next two weeks, in florida because you have a ground game that is really really sophisticated. We closed the typical advantage that republicans have by 85 , and we lap them in early votes which starts on saturday on the 27th 27th. So were very confident president obama will win florida again. Stephanie alan grayson expressed concern about Voter Suppression in florida. Are you concerned about that . I was more concerned before the courts through out the Voter Registration bills the governor posed. And fortunately those decisions were head down before the really critical registration period. But, yes, the Voter Suppression laws some of them are still in place, as they are across the count think, but if of the really egregious laws because we were aggressive they have been set aside. Stephanie one of the things were hag the most concern about, about tagg romney owning an ownership about the Voting Machines in ohio. Is that something you guys are paying attention to and have concerns about. Were focused on making sure that we can turn voters out right now, and making sure that we have a peoplepowered campaign that we have been standing up over the last two years. While mitt romney has a handful of billionaires trying to buy him the right house. Stephanie Congress Woman were two weeks out. How are you feeling . Im feeling good. I think president obama is going to win the election because over the last two years, we have been sending out the most dynamic grassroots effort that people have ever seen and that will help make sure that people carry barack obama back to the white house. Stephanie yeah. I agree with you. Barack obama got it done in the debates, made it clear that there is a very clear choice and stark contrast and important refocus on building the economy from the middle class our. Stephanie do you think he is going to get much of a bump at of last night . I think every single day is important. I think the president demonstrated because he is a cleareyed commander in chief, that more voters will support him. Stephanie my friend Kathleen Madigan comedian extrordanaire is here and she was so excited she offered to do a fund raiser just for you personally. Just for you, you can redecorate your house or whatever you want. You were the only one that had any guts to stand up and from that point on im like i got to help get that woman money for whatever she wants. I can come down to florida and do a bigold show. Well, lets stick to my reelection. Okay. Stephanie i drop your name all the time. And everyone goes i love her. I hope we didnt get the Congress Woman in trouble. Stephanie just kidding. Congress woman thank you so much for take time with us. Thank you. [ applause ] stephanie Debbie Wasserman schultz, chairman of the dnc. She just wants to help. Why cant i do a fund raiser . I have done them for guide dogs. They were democrats i asked them. Every puppy in the pack stephanie we all bundle. Puppy . Two parks. Stephanie why didnt you get Debbie Wasserman schultz a puppy. Oh, god. I think were just digging deeper. No no we have another segment to get in more trouble. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show with Kathleen Madigan. Announce welcome to the party barn. Its the Stephanie Miller show. 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Stephanie he was sweating nixonian style. A story i wish chris would tell one more time. Stephanie a senior romney aid told cnn that romney was feeling a little sick to his stomach. Someone told me that he was in pain last night and took a little valium. Stephanie they probably knew he was going to lose so they were setting up the excuses that could be. Stephanie the black night. Valium for a stomach ache . Why not try tums first . Y stomach hurts, why is the valium. Woe, woe, woe grandpa. Try two tums and a ginger ale. Accidentally had some coffee. Stephanie that could be. Diane, how are you . Caller hey stephanie and crew. Im listening about Voter Suppression here in florida im hoping and praying that one of those creeps come up to me when i go to vote. Im just waiting so i can tell them what part of my behind as they can kiss. Stephanie all right. You get it girl. You go get it girl. Stephanie go ahead try to suppress your vote. Randy in ohio. Caller oh, my god, hi. Stephanie hi. Caller wow. Anyway, i love your show. I love you and i just wanted to say about that guy before john carson, democrat in florida there, he was just so depressing, and what he said im from ohio and everybody is getting ready to vote. How he can sit there and say were having a hard time. Nobody is having a hard time. But if i would have known debbie was going to be on i wouldnt have said anything at all. He is so depressing my goodness. Stephanie he was not his usual happy clappy self. But we are way ahead in ohio. So get out and vote is the point. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie what is trending as the kids say on the interweb do you have any idea what that means. Stephanie paul ryan shirtless is googled nine times more than paul ryans budget. Yeah. Stephanie we talked about how much of this is racism is tribalism, somebody said against obama; that has nothing to do with the issues or publications. How often people search for obama in connection with kkk. 5,000 people searched for mitt romneys magic underwear. And also kkk or the nword. Wow. [ wah wah ] if obama knew spelled new, what he was talking about the bayonets are used regularly along with horses. [ applause ] stephanie thank you for that. All right. Baum bomb has a gladiator on his side. Russell crowe said obama is the light and the future. Keep going towards the light keep america first. A Healthy America means a healthy planet. And we also went on to say im going to leave all of my abusive tweets up on my time line because it tells my story. I dont care if you dont agree with me im still going to have my opinion. And my money. But whenever you say go towards the light i dont think he remembers poltergeist. Stephanie right. Not the kind when you have been cut by a poison sword. Yeah, there are a lot of different lights. There was ant poison stephanie yeah. A sword that had poison on it. Im right. That has nothing to do with poltergeist. Stephanie i know i took a left turn. Bruce in seattle, hi bruce. Caller i thought little boy [ inaudible ] looked about as president ial as judge snails on caddy shack. Wow that is a reference stephanie yeah. [ applause ] stephanie sue in rockville hello, sue. Hey this has been a great show. Thanks kathleen, you are awesome. Thank you. Great news we have a new bar baby. Bar baby number four is here. I spent most of last week taking care of bar baby number three, and brand new baby things arent working quite right. And every time he poops he makes this adorable little face, and im pretty sure i saw that face on mitt last night. You have a baby in a bar. [ farting sounds ] stephanie god point on iran. Ike in charleston wants to tell kathleen how much he loves her. Caller oh, my god, you are so sexy and by the way stephanie i assume you are talk to her. Caller yes im totally confused to the point of whether it is alan grayson or yall which sex change i should have. But listen to me straight up. Are you ready . Stephanie yep. 15 seconds go. When it comes right down it to, this was a greasy car salesman up against the president of the United States who just got busted for trying to sell you undercoat. Stephanie thats right. Kathleen madigan we love you. Love you. Kathleen madigan. Com