not including the taliban, yet. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guests! she's got the top shelf opinions that we are too short to reach. fox news headlines 24/7 carley shimkus! he became a bank president just for a free checking former oklahoma state representative t.w. shannon! she's got a mind like a steel trap -- sharp, rusted, and filled with dead squirrels. fox news contributor, kat timpf! and he's like a deck of cards. he has four suits, and your grandmother would love to get her hands on him. "fox & friends" weekend host, will cain! [applause] oh, what an ugly panel we have. [laughter] thank god i'm a 10. so, will, are you -- my theory