What happened to journalism today . Look today. My brother here on the left, greg, buzzby morphed the two of us and provided this photograph. This is what wed look like if you you can see the different folks glades is not right. Kimberly you have lipstick on. Bob you look like a serial killer. Greg that is how i look saturday night in the village. Not that good. All right. First i want to announce i got brand new shoes. Look at these. Bob really good. Greg my wife got me these. Got them on sale. Kimberly fancy. Bob and banned phrase. Big picture. If you say think about the big picture that means your opinion is more important than yours. Dana i use it this weekend. Eric how much did you play for the shoes . Greg probably 50. Dana not what you said in green room. Greg 70. Eric no. We have to go. That is it for the five. That for watching. See you welcome to red eye. It is like breakfast at tiffanies if by breakfast you mean soiling myself. Andy, what is coming up on tonights show . Our top story, a judge validates mayor bloomburgs limits on sugar redrinks one day before they are to take affect the the shocking thing that is the greatest thing since the big gulp. And an attorney asks judge david levey to prevent jewish from serving on the jury. And finally, is internet porn forcing parents to have the birds and the bees talk with their kids at an earlier age . Some say yes. Others, well, i think others say yes actually. Greg . Thanks, andy. You becha, greg. Q. I bye. Lets welcome our guests. She is so hot that hot pockets serve her as an after school snack. I am here with anchor lori rothman. And he is so sharp he is often mistaken for a are cay ofing for a carving station. And in texas she considered a belt buckle, my sidekick, bill schulz. Everybody is in red today. And if fierce commentary was tuna fish he would come in a tiny n cay. Gavin mcguinness. Writer for street carnage and street carnage. Com. Get ready for the least informative show, america. He gets more and more mean every day. Is it defeat for enemies of sweet . Well, a judge has cut Michael Bloomburg down to size. If that is possible. Invalidating the ban on large, sugar redrinks a day before it is supposed to go into affect. The tipping lig tingling junior says while a gloomy bloomer said he is totally in error, and that the city will prevail on appeal, here is the mayor speaking to reporters after the ruling. Sir, you want to do the saming as the same as everybody else and identify yourself . Didnt even know his employees. The ban goes as planned. They woulden force it during the restaurant they would enforce it during the restaurant enforcement. They pound on an extra ounce and what does husky puppy think . I agree with husky puppy completely. Gavin, you are a libertarian. You happen to hate fat people. In a way you are in kind of a bind. It is hard on us fattists. You are a fattist. No, i actually get a lot of backlash from your viewers because they tend to be fairly i want them to know that i dont mind this is not a problem. We are talking about when you cant sit on a plane and stuff. Thats when we end up paying for it. Hemorrhoids . No, these people end up having sores that have you ever been to the er . You should drink more. So are you happy that this happened or unhappy . The reason i bring up er is obesity is an issue in this country, and they are correct that we have to change americas diet. But even this simple obvious truth, they are totally incapable of handling. The fact he thinks he can handle this problem shows how naive and arrogant he is. You cant solve it. You cannot enforce you utopia even if you happen to be right. They are always parts of a utopian society, but when you do that people die. We dont even enforce the laws in the city. It is the most libertarian city on earth. None of them are enforced. 15yearolds hang out at bars after school. People smoke pot on the street pretty much openly. I dont think the soda ban is ever going to happen. I am wondering how much it would actually cost. The 15yearold in a bar could explain the awkwardness from earlier this week when i wont get into that story because it is still pending legal deals. Lori, you are a business lady and a small one at that. Is this a victory for the little guy or the little girl . It is a victory for normal people. It is a question of mislaid priorities, right . Gavin, you make a great point. There are tremendous burdens on this countrys health care system. It is up for tremendous debate in washington, but i think this is completely the priorities of this mayor, this nanny mayor are so off between the banning trans fat and the ear buds and he is even trying to get me to breastfeed rather than use formula for my babies back in the day. That was me. Ridiculous. Focus on creating be joes so people can work and afford better, healthier food. Thats why lower income people tend to be obese because fast today is cheap. Thats true. And nutritious. Fastfood is nutritious. Good food is even cheaper. Rice is cheaper than anything. You have to have a kitchen to prepare it. You can get fat on rice. People dont have kitchens . If are you a low income person you have two and three jobs and you dont have the time to take that time to prepare a healthier meal. And many dont have an adequate kitchen to prepare food like that. Especially the lazy ones. Food like rice and potatoes are carbohydrates and they make you fatter than anything at mcdone mcdonalds. I am a diet expert. Bill, when you were making the german films your nickname was big gulp. You are technically the expert here. What do you make of it . I have come full circle on this. Is this a silly thing . It is a very silly thing. But the outrage, the anger at bloomburg has suddenly eclipsed anything dumb about this story. Where is the anger . This show at least once a week. What are you talking about . You know what i love about you . I love when you have nothing to say you bring up an idea that somebody here is angry. I dont hear anybody here angry. We are just happy. Those are not Sweet Nothings you are whispering into his ear. I also have other things to say. I am not only a professor of positive tee how long is this list . It will be qis. First of it will be quick. First we out pace the National Average and cut teen pregnancy at record lows. We reduced fire fatalities and traffic fatalities. 35 lower than in 2001. We first came here and we have cornell coming to roosevelt island. That is going to bring billions into the city. Unemployment has never been lower. Unemployment has never been lower compared to the rest of the country. We were the last to get in the recession and the first to get out of it. Guys that contridicts what he is saying. He is right that bad food leads to diabetes, but you are a more ron if you think you can cure diabetes with your stupid rules. We are saying he is nitpicking and you say i am saying that the rage does not equate with the act. Nobody is talking about rage except you. The one staw statistic that is left is the amount of people leaving new york. It is huge. You have never seen more people leave new york because they cant afford to live here. It is good for you. It is bad for the average american. What is the number of people leaving new york . Look it up. Try to come to new york and hold down a job. You cant afford it. More and more people are look it up. These are the specifics. Those are the specifics you looked up. They were actual statistics. More people are leaving new york than ever before. That is that . Is it because of all of these statistics . You are paying a lot for a great lifestyle. There you go. It is great for people who can afford it is what you are saying. Yes. So you are an elitist. No you have to pay a lot to stay here or complain a lot and leave. If you want your big gulp no, most people who complain a lot are supposed to stay here because thats what you do in new york. A lot of people are leaving because they cant afford to be here. Are you not for this regulation, are you . I am not for it, but the whining far out lies the crime. Out lies the crime, okay of the from large drinks to a politician who thinks. He wants to end their zeal over guns that are not real of the last week stupidly a maryland second grader was suspended after he shaped his pop tart into a pistol. This week a state senator proposed a bill. He is kind of attractive. He introduced the School Discipline act to restrict the punishment and it can hand down on students who have a picture or object that happens to look like a gun. I thought they were going to keep that picture up forever. The measure is a provision for disciplining school staff who overreact and would make sure these incidents dont become part of a permanent record. And lawmakers across the country are pushing for taxes on firearms. Proposals include a 25 sales tax on guns and am mow in ammo in massachusetts or taxachusetts. I just came up with that. A 70 tax on this. How can you tax that adore built . Lori, as a mom, or you claim to be a mother, but there is no proof. Do you salute senator jennings . I know gavin empathizes. Very fresh. I havent been called fresh since i was in second grade. Timeout, mister. It is Old School Brooklyn adjective. A teacher would say that. Yes, in the 1950s. Kids do what they do and say what they say. They are emulating grownups and cant punish them. Especially the one making the toaster strudels into guns. Is that what they are doing . It is insanity to punish them for this. How screwed up is it we need legislation to deal with something this stupid . We do we have to tell teachers and administrators that a gun made out of a pastry is evil. It never looks like a gun because it is a pop tart. It looks like a pop tart and they dont resemble weapons. At least they didnt in my day. I like the provision about this though. It will actually punish the teachers. The kids will not bankrupt the country one municipality at a time. Gavin, lets talk about the taxing of bullets and guns. Do you still want to talk about the pastry . The unturned stone here is that this is a war thought just against bullies, but against masculinity. You didnt see this before, but now kids are punished if they go like this and kids test scores or boys test scores are below and they include a behavior now. They quantify how good the kid is. It is kids raised without dads and it is starting an estrogen culture. Boys are being penalized for it. Thats an interesting link you made. I still want to ask you about the tax issue here. Isnt this like how it always works . No matter what happens it will always be a victory for beurocracy. Even though they solved nothing with gun control laws, they were able to put money into their pockets, into the coffers by taking an issue and demonizing an issue. They talk about gangsters and murderers, but then when they go to pursue it, they cant find those guys. They punish the people who follow the rules. You see the same with immigration. They say, we have to stop this. We need more rules with immigration. And then they punish us who come here and bring jobs. The ones who float over the river, they cant get them. Thats forgotten. Bill, you make guns into pastries at your gun pastry shop. Thats the answer. That is what he has to talk to all of the gun people about. Turn the guns into something that resembles a strudel. That will f with the teachers heads and the kids will be a little less fat because they will be playing with the strudels rather than stuffing it down their giant pie holes. And it is a pie hole. By definition the government punishes those who follow the rules because they need to get money and it has to be the guys on record as existing, so by their very definition they are here to tap the rule abiders. That is true, my friend. You are learning quickly. This is a good class. I guess there are tax for things like cigarettes and alcohol, not good. Guns, to your point, are you punishing people who use guns for good things, for defensive measures and against crime. Is that your point . The gangsters are not rolling their eye and say oh great, another bullet tax. I am going to stop killing at this po nie t. Point. It is too expense tiff. That started off as a chris rock bet. Now it is actual politics. It is like 200 a bullet. But it goes to your point, no criminal will pay 200 a bullet. Why would they care . They are criminals . How are you going to regulate how many bullets they buy . I have no idea. Lets move on. From side arms to sidekicks, do they not respect her squeaky pet . I love this story. A Michigan School reached a 40,000 settlement with a student who sued to keep an on campus guinea pig. She suffers from chronic depression and says the furry friend helps her cope with physical and emotional issues. Grand Valley State University violated the federal housing rules. It is like where archie went. Although she was allowed to cohabitate with the creature, she couldnt bring it to class or the dining room. I have a team to deal with my issues. What do you make of this story . I am torn because you hear like returning vets with what was it ptsd . Yes. Stress disorders. 24r are people who are physically handy p cayed that have an handicapped with an animal helping them. I see people Walking Around with an animal for stress. It is called a helper pet. Do you think they stretched it . Guinea pigs are good eating. We can agree on that. They dont taste like pork though. No, weirdly. You have to cook them right though. It is 40,000 for a guinea pig. I think we should be applauding this kid. This is the ultimate heist. This is George Clooney at the end of oceans 11. Get this kid a job. Thats amazing. The guinea pig is called the other adorable meat. Lori, you have dogs and are still an emotional wreck. Does that discount everything . My dogs cant accompany me to work which is the only place i am an emotional wreck. If my dogs, i talk about often, more than my children, were with me today, you would see a stellar performance. She is one of the unusual people who likes her kids and her pets. And the bad thing is she doesnt like her pets that much. What is your take on this, young man . I think what is going on here with the 40,000 is that in the lawyers defense, the juries are so sympathetic to the government. They hate any bureaucratic institution they will side on the number that pops up. The reason they are settling for three million is because they are scared that the jury i am talking in general now, but the jury will pump it up to 11 million. And that by the way is not to say that they are wrong, but thats how much the government is hated. It is not just governments. You were a pet for hal lyndon. It ended badly. I convinced him to shave his mustache and it was over. Bad career choice for him. The reason they could bring the guinea pig to class is she wasnt just suffering from depression. If it is a mental thing it is your word against theirs. She also had a pacemaker. I didnt know. That wasnt in the story. It was when i wrote it. It was in the story and taken out . Q. I yes. You jerks. But now i can use it as a talking point. If you have that and it calms her down they can reason in the guinea pig. That makes sense. But then again how can you prove i would think a guinea pig would make my heart race more. If she has an accelerated heart you would pet the animal and now it makes sense. Guinea pigs smell and when i smell something bad my heart races. We cant carry those who are so fragile they have to take a rodent. You know what we say in canada . If you bring a frivolous suit to court and it wastes everyones time you have to pay for it. It is a very happenedy law. You know what else is handy . Coming up, what is it like to stab a nameless drifter to death . Lori roth man discusses last saturday night. First can a new drug help us all live to 150 . Think about how much sitting on the couch i can do then. Should their belief keep them off the brief . A terrorist wants to exclude jews from the jury because they would be biased. Frederick cohn is defending the man accused of lying of trying to join jihadists in pakistan. He is telling the new york post, quote, you you like that . Given there will be inflammatory testimony, i think it would be hard for the jews to cast uh skyed cast aside any antipathy. They dont think the judge will be ready to violate the constitution and exclude based on religion. All of this raises the question, can cats see op tau cal illusions in obviously. You are hired. You were in the green room and telling me this was your favorite topic because you love excluding people based on religion or race in the private things you do. Are you making fun of me because i am a jewish person too . What do you make of this logic . You get a jury of your peers, but it is unconstitutional. You cant exclude people of races and backgrounds. Thats stupid and ridiculous. Gavin, does the lawyer have a case given the history between jews and arabs . Sort of. You are not supposed to say. It but one of the biggest problems with jews what the hell was that . I am bleeding right now. Did you mean to do it that much . It is bleeding. Who is up for some unloving bread and change the subject. That was pretty good. Can you just answer anyway he is going to keep going with this. I think he is really hurt. I was going to say the problem with jews is there is not enough of them. I apologize for having having to apologize. Did you think there should be jews on the jury . I dont like the unstated argument. Say it was an all presbyterian jury. Oh yes, good point alqaeda guy. We want more catholics. They are okay with terrorists. Bill, you are often excluded. I used to call mama antisemiall the time, but apparently we are catholic. The biggest problem with jews all along hold on. Not only is his lore cohen, but the judge is levey. He is surrounded by whether he likes it or not. He better take his jewish medicine which tastes really good. Do you have a comment on the show . Email us. And do you have a video of your animal doing something . Or a voice of one . Fox news. Com red eye and click on submit a video. Still to come, the half time report by tvs andy levy, jerk. Tonights half time report is sponsored by sharks, the carnivorous fish with long bodies, two dorsal fins and rough skin. Thanks, sharks. Were back. Lets find out if we got anything wrong so far. For that we go to andy levy. Hi, andy. Hi, greg, how are you . Great, thanks for asking. Me too. I dont believe you. Super happy about losing that hour this weekend. I bet you were. Fantastic. Absolutely. Do it in the middle of the work day. Why does it have to be saturday night . Thats true. You lose an hour drinking or sleeping. Friday at 3 00 p. M. Thats a brilliant idea. You should run for something. Thank you. I should run from something. Run for cover. Judge invalidates the large, sugar redrink ban. You mentioned the judge and said if that is his real name. Not only is it his real name, milton ftingling senior was a judge. There is my favorite judge. The tingling family. He gives me a tingle. And arbitrary and capricious, arent they two house boys . Yes, they were. Still cant caulk about that. The still cant talk about that. The files are sealed for another five years. There is no statute out of limitations for that. Thats right. And the parents are not too thrilled. Gavin, you said you would get tbak lash backlash from viewers because they are large individuals. Every time i mention obesity or the problems that are hard to deny i get a lot of angry red eye fans. You have no facts or statistics that they are fairly large individuals . I sold testify teen i sold 17,000 tshirts to them and lets just say the xxls were flying off the shelves. It could have been a nightshirt. I dont have a problem with fatness. Have i a problem with obesity because it is expensive to the rest of us. Im sorry. I know what you mean. And gavin, dont tell bill to drink more. Sorry, bill. He didnt specify what. Will, you said we dont even enforce the laws we have here and you mentioned 15yearolds hanging out at bars. You have no facts or statistics to back that up. That was a different new york. Greg, you said fastfood is nutritious. Yes. You have no facts. Actually i do. All fastfood is nutritious . All it takes is some to be nutritious. You im ply at the least you imply to all. For a family in africa a couple of happy meals are nutritious. You said it was more nutritious than meat and potatoes and rice. Mcdonalds 1 meat and potatoes. You get a burger and cheese. Burger, protein, cheese, dairy, lettuce, tomato. Thats the vegetables. You have an entire diet in one sandwich. Have you ever heard somebody say i am wrong in a longer way possible . Without actually saying i was wrong . No, we know this. Fastfood, buying a bunch of groceries. This is healthier. I am talking about if you hired mcdonalds to feed a starving nation they would do it more efficiently than anybody on the planet. Thats a different thing. We are talking raw groceries versus fastfood. You said fastfood is better because potatoes and rice and car bow carbohydrates. If you go to raw food you will be dead and if you go to mcdonalds you will live. Lori, you nailed it when you said it is a victory for normal people. Some people cant maybe handle them. I greaty wholeheartedly. Just checking. Bill, you said you had come full circle on this thing. I have come full circle on my disgust. It is ridiculous. The reaction to the ridiculousness is a little over done. So you have gone half circle . Yes, i failed in the circle class. Full circle means you are back where you started. I am a full circle jerk. Isnt that where this show is . And you have done this thing before where you bring up other things that mayor bloomburg has done. Perspective. But it does president but it doesnt mean people dont have the right to do what is stew stupid. Your right is in and of itself, stupid. You are just wrong about that. You are wrong about that. And i have to say i. I do have to say this. Greg. Bill. You said nobody talked about rage against bloomburg except him . No. Yes. I am talking about ramming against bloomburg. Are you . Rage against bloomburg. Are you . I loathe the man. This will be my thing at the end of the show. Rage against bloomburg are playing at the ballroom. They are a little comme, but i like them. One of their members went to harvard. Gun stuff. Will, you call teachers useless class. I stand by that. Seriously. Yes, i will stand by that. I would like to stand with you by that. Rage against the where are the protests in july . By the way thats a good point. They are too busy water skiing to tell us how horrible their lives are. You are unbelievable. What does july and august pro protesting have to do with a good class. There are good teachers. There are bad teachers. To lump them together is pure idiocy. It is called mathematics. The majority of people in jail are bad. The majority of teachers are terrible at their job. You cant say that,. You are making stuff up. I am not making stuff up. They are documented facts. They are not documents facts most teachers suck. Look how hard it is to fire them. That is a completely separate issue. It is the same issue. The fact of the matter 1 we single out horrible teachers and as we should, we single out teachers who do stupid things. Most teacher arent like that. I had good teachers in my life. Oh, okay. Andy levy had a good teacher. I am saying you dont have the facts. Vit facts. They are the most over fed, over stuffed, overpaid jobs in america. Jersey teachers make 60 an hour when you think about how much they work. Looking at per hour. Who cares what they make per hour . They are not overpaid with the crap they have to put up with from students like you. It is easy. I did it for years. Bay the way. This concludes red eye pretends to be hannity. Talk about the angry teachers you will get and the angry overweight teachers will be mind blowing. And that is the other thing. You are so huge, how can be over used to eat nine donuts a day to get that body. You said you get the syntax for drugs and alcohol. It is sintax. That was pretty good. I am just curious why you think because stuff is bad for you the government should tax it. I am not saying i condone. It i am trying to point out the difference about why you might tax cigarettes and alcohol versus taxing guns and ammunition. Am i making a decent point 1234. Absolutely. I am done now. Regarding this whole taxing guns and ammo thing, do they realize what they are doing is saying poor people should have guns . Yes. Thats an awesome point. College student wins over guinea pig. You have pets to help with ptsd and an animal is their stress animal. It is like medicinal marijuana. Yes, it is. Especially when they are using the marijuana while walking the therapy dog which actually sounds like a lot of fun. I need a therapy dog and a joint. They want to know jews on the jury. Lori you are correct, courts are upheld and the jurors cant be upheld on the basis of race and religion. And this just in, the judge has denied frederick cohns request. There might be jews on the jury. Looks who is getting called for jury duty. Oh well, surprise, surprise. Gavin, how is your ear . How is your ear feeling . Is your ear feeling okay. Doing okay with that ear . You have another ear, dont see you later. Coming up, wherever you go, whatever you do, i will be right here waiting for you. Not a story, just a strange voicemail i had last night. It is creeping me out. Stop it, bill. What is a Fitness Party . More like what isnt a Fitness Party . I like to say things. Does porn online put parents in a bind . According to some expert, my favorite kind, internet smut is forcing moms and dads to have the birds and bees talk with their kids at an earlier age. Cindy gallop points out that misconceptions can start at a young age noting that this is not because eightyearolds go looking for porn. It is a funk of what they are shown on someones cell phone on the play ground. I apologize for that. Thats what happens when they go out to the neighbors house. It doesnt matter what Parental Controls you put this place. Kids live their lives. Lives in other places. Like my tree house made of can dough. It took me eight years to build that. Lightning roooouuunnd. Gavin, you are facing the birds and bees talk in a few years. You have 17 kids. Why not let the internet do the work for you mr. Pro porn freak . Wow. So what is the question . Dont you think there is a danger these kids are seeing stuff they shouldnt see . Of course. But it is called evolution. You cant fight it. The problem is they worshiped traditionalism where they put themselves in a bubble. While the rest of the world goes on around them they are left without the tools to talk to their kids. I can tell my kids if you just do bumps of heroin you are less likely to die than if you shoot it. What a great parent. It is bad for your grades, but good for horror movies and for the weekend. As far as porn goes, i cant get into it here. I am familiar with the acts and i hope when they are old enough they have a fulfilling sex life and i can talk to them about it because have i been there. About a fulfilling sex life . About being a creepy parent. Way over the edge of fulfilling. As a mother Whose Mission is to keep the kid off the pole, as you said . Exactly. Will you delay i can say that from experience. I have known strippers who would agree with that. Really. What is your take on, this lori . What is my position of keeping the ciz off the pole kids off the pole . Easy. They are my kids. Focus, lori. Do you agree . Do i agree . It is a whole new world out there and it scares the daylights out of me. I know at six years old my kids already had some questions that have yes. And i know thats where the toughest parenting comes in. Answering those questions because they make me feel weird and awkward, but you have to go there to be a good parent. Will, have you been married for 20 years. He will be a grandfather in april. Congratulations on that. Do you see this as a problem that basically Sex Education for adolescents is coming from pathetic drug add delled porn stars from, i dont know, Ventura County . Just trying to think of where the porn capital is. It happens in one spot in los angeles. San fernando. Thats it. Those are the people teaching our kids, my little billy this one . No that is my big toe. Of course, you joke. I am not a parent, but it would be difficult to explain to a child why a man needs to wear a horse mask while making love. So maybe the internet is the best way to do that. I am sure there is a place you can go on the internet that says what happens when your child sees a man in a horse mask making love. That will come to yahoo answers and there will be like 30 answers and the best will be two years old. But you will still use it because you are that lazy. It is always two years old. Bill, isnt duplicating what you see in porn create Unrealistic Expectations . Why else are you the mess you are . I tell my daughters if no the for the horse mask they wouldnt be here. Secondly i would rather my kids see porn online because it is actual sex. I never understood this birds and bees thing. Oh, son, first you sprout wings and then you fly up in a tree and then two seconds later you will make another bird with eggs in it and then they will pop out. Or oaks oh son poll lon nate flowers and you can propogate the species. The birds and the bees, ridiculous. Porn, real. Horse mask, done. Thats an interesting look at a major problem in our society. Time to take a break, right . All right. When we come back we will talk about something. And remember, it is the joy of hate. Go to any bookstore or order it from amazon. Com. And for an autographed copy check out greg gutfeld. Com. Yay. Last topic. More and more gyms across this great country of ours are apparently offering fitness parties as a new way to celebrate special occasions. I am going to throw up. Birthdays, College Reunions and bachelorette parties are said to be most popular. By who . Why do we do these stories . Activities include pole dancing, spinning oreo go or my faff or yoga or my favorite crying. What happened to having it at a bar like a decent person . What is going is the lord set up a good system and it involved a bit of exercise, running around getting some germs and skinking your knee. And then we came up with the idea of we will reinvent the wheel and sit at desks all day and eat organic food and get sick. And now we are trying to reverse the mess we made and kids are taking dirt pills and trying to get germs again and now we are doing a Fitness Party that is called hanging out and partying. He would get up to all kinds of saw fan gnaw begans. If they wanted to have a Fitness Party, what would you do . Would you send them to chucky cheese with a bottle of bourbon . No, you want to exhaust them so they go to sleep at a decent hour. The Birthday Party where they sugar them up and send them home . No, no, no. Run them around. Jay are you forced to call it a party where you break a sweat . Q. I anybody who does that is terrible. At crunch which is the gym that is promoting this, they said in a statement, one of the parties that they these exercise parties are divorce parties. People celebrate their divorce and they are the same ones who have the divorce. You hate gyms, but you love the locker room. I love gym and i jim and i met him in a locker room. One was jimmy and the other was jim. Thats how you keep them straight. This is a good idea. Have we ever seen a Birthday Party that went well . Have we ever seen a Bachelor Party that went well . What is it but a bunch of women wearing giant condom hats and fruit loops taped to the shirt and they stumble up to the guy and say you can take a bite off of one of these things. They are ordering cheese fries and there are kids there disgusted by what they are seeing. Other moms are without their kids doing. It is mass hysteria. You need a new crew. You just described yourself. That was a bachelorette party, sir. My condom hat i wear sober on my way to work. Are you so are you are so crazy. Put the word fitness in front of anything. Fitness lory rue. See, that works. I think i made it better. Fitness couples therapy. It makes everything worse. Put fitness in front of everything. Fitness tax return. Fitness drink. You want a drink . Yes. You want a fitness drink . Huhuh. We have to close things out with fitness andy levy. Well that made him better. To see recent clips of shows go to fox news. Com red eye