[ music ]. He is a you tube sensation, hopefully recruiters are watching as well, thank you for being with us tonight. Well see you again tomorrow night. Go to gretawire. Com tell me what you thought about the judge giving 30 days to that teenager. Please stand by, this is a test g. Night from washington. Dana hello, im dana perino and its 5 00 in new york city and this is the five dana what in the world is going on with some of the young people in america . [ laughter ] greg, you can start. Greg go ahead you can do it. Dana im going to get fired. Can you read it for me. Greg all right these mocks of kids tearing up stores in new york city and elsewhere. Over 60 students forced to withdraw from harvard after a cheating scandal and take a look at this young woman in florida earlier this week. Adios. [ bleep ]. Bring her back again. I believe i heard you saying, i believe, did you say [ bleep ] to me. Did you say that . Yes, sir, did i. You did say that. 30 days in the county jail. Dana that was 18yearold but is that not funny at all staring at a judge and flipping the bird. I have screwed that up. She had 30 days. Andrea, i want to help save me. What i like about it. There are consequences for this young lady, also whether she answered and she said, yes, sir, did i say that. At least she is somewhat polite. What a cocky kid. I love this judge, not because he sounds like Antonio Banderas but everyone was thinking the same thing. Maybe it be a lesson to anyone that behaves that way. Its endemic and i think its breakdown down the family. When they grow up in these households and the dad is not around and mom is always working or whatever the situation is. They think they can get away with whatever they want. Dana some have said i have a tendency to talk back. Someone said that when i was junior high in high school, but i was afraid of my dad. He would have told me to stuff it. Are you like that with your daughter who i know is perfect angel. Bob i cant believe you did that as well as you did. I think it was a little extreme, 30 days for that. Maybe two weeks of community service, but i dont think its endemic never before a judge that wanted to flip the guy off. She was stoned. Dana that is the problem. This might be the best thing that ever happened to her eric. She was arrested. She had 26 bars, which i thought was a bar but its a xanax. She had fallen off a bike, riding a bike under the influence and got in the trouble in the first place. Eric number one i agree with andrea. Kids have no respect. They have no respect. In court you better have respect. You go into the courtroom, you better have respect. To all the teens, going to court and mean mom and dad, dont be mean to the judge. Its interesting that bob can drop an f bomb. Dana do you think youll get more punishment for accidentally saying the f word than screwing up. Bob the fact that you talked back is no surprise to any of us at table. Dana i was very sharp. The theme of the a block is that young people suck. Weve gone from a talk show to a retirement home. I think next segment the horrors of stale prunes and loud music. I agree kids have gone from seen and not heard to being heard at the scene. Stop it. Flash mobs are nothing more than pockets of redistribution. Why should we be upset if they are trying to get a fair shot of free stuff . Basically liberals in a hoodie. I had to do that. We have to be careful with this. There isnt an epidemic with this stuff. Its being taped by people because there is so many cellphones. Why does this stuff happen in general . Im going to Say Something that upsets people. Adults can no longer beat up teenagers. This is a problem. Adults should be able to smack a teenager when a teenager is being a jerk. I want to start gregs law, when a kid is being a jerk in a flash mob or doing something. You should be able to allowed to punch them. Go to adults can beat up teenagers. Org which i just started and sign up. Bob what if they are bigger than you. There is a proliferation of flash mobs and they are on youtube. Lets play the flash mob. Im not sure they all end up in kids ripping off convenience stores. Its called a flash mob with assault and battery. Dana its not all like glee. That is not a mob though. That is a chorus. Greg a flash mob with Something Else. Its still that meaning today. You dont think, so the flash mob has grown from philadelphia and other places we reported on here. I dont remember that ever happening when i was a kid, but when you were a designer when you were working at diner, did you have kids that caused problems. Did your dad ever say get the heck out of there . He said get me the heck out. He would go after me. Its the pointed about the judge is going to throw the book at you if you are disrespectful. He does that because the parents havent thrown the book can he te kids. I never would have been allowed to speak that way. I would have been eating back in the fathers my hand. He never would have let it get that far. That is what missing. Same thing with the flash mobs. They have Nothing Better to do and its hard for a lot of parents. These single mothers have the hardest job and the kids run wild but its the breakdown of the family. Bob you cant do. Case in point. Greg hell talk back and my wife will punish him or pull our hair out everything. Same thing with me. Ran that by my kids and you have the nicest kids in the world. Dana as i kid you are saying why are you so nice to those kids and not nice to me. Flash mob. Bob when i was a teenager we did it and go in the stores and steal a playboy. You did it in black and white. Bob , but listen, the point about this being relatively true, but the judge thing is not knew. We havent new. We havent talked about the harvard. Dana i was going to get to that. Greg somebody should tell the mayor you are hundred percent less likely to be mobbed by big gulps and maybe you should help them out. And what is worse for kids, football or flash mobs. A lot of this has to do with extracurricular activity. You have to have stuff for them to do. The worst thing, these kids are lazy. They didnt bother to learn. They dont know skills of shoplifting. When you were a kid you took pride in slipping a tbone down your pants. Bob did you have to go there . When you went and shoplifted it was you against the store. Now its so easy, you have all these people coming in. Bob wait a second. I might have stole a candy a tbone. When i work at albertsons, big thing was taking a large steak and dropping down their pants. Is that a tbone in your pants. Greg it was a common thing. I want know if gregate the tbone. Dana i wanted to make one other point. Its not just happening in inner cities but happening at harvard but over 60 students got caught in a cheating scandal and they had to leave harvard. The class was introduction to congress. [ laughter ] dana they should get as for that. 60 people to coordinate on a cheating scandal, that is a lot. Bob it was a take home. You you were suspended. They should stay out. Harvard allows them to go back in year if they community ss. They wrote the rules. Its harvard and they want to bring them back again. Greg its a tragedy because they wont achieve their dream to become dem staffers. They can work on wall street. Time out. Perino. Did you just say that. Dana it was a very popular thing. I am hiring. The punishment at harvard, they force the students to take six months off. If they get a job on their own, that is academy related or through the family they can come back to school. I do have a position operate op in my position and you only have to hold that position for about an hour. [ laughter ] dana next, saying goodbye to saturday delivery for the u. S. Post office. Is that enough to help the institution which is billions of dollars. Next on the five. She aint never gone too long in an attempt to fix the multibillion dollar of taxpayer money, the post office announced its bandaid. They are not delivering on saturday, but here are few postal low lives. In 2012 the u. S. Postal service went a whopping 16 billion in the hole paying 512,000, that is more than president obama to the postal inspector. It will save 2 billion a year, but is it time to privatize that. Bob the Largest Service fed ex handle a fra we know the biggest part of the congressman dating to help healthcare 35. 5 billion over ten years. That is the reason they are big issue. That is one ill say the union went too far. Eric the treasury loaned them the money. Ultimately we pay the treasury. We are on the hook . I think what the post Office Finally did today, they finally admitted to themselves what was inevitable, this was going to happen. To bobs point, the Congress Keeps voting them. Same you hated the post office but your local people you love them. There is a reason that the bills that were passed last year and majority were all naming the post office. This is what people love to have the post office in the local community. Already today you saw rural congressional members saying that the saturday delivery stoppage is an outrage. These are conservative people, but they are more for local post offices before. Most powerful person in cabinet so they stopped it. 16 billion a year and eliminated saturday 2 billion. They would lose four billion if they eliminated all the days. I actually love the postal service. I dont know why. Email killed it, but only people that are still using it are the elderly who dont use email. My mom calls the computer devil box. Postal service it leads for the elderly to survive. They should sell products while they are delivering ribbon camera and reverse mortgages. I dont really see this as a big deal. Financially its not a big deal. So what you dont get mail on a saturday. What is so strange they are still delivering packages which is unfair to the workers. Post offices are still going to be open and delivering packages just not first class mail. Its a little bit strange. President actually went after the post office in 2009 to prove that a government run program like the post office wont drive private competition out of business when he is talking about fed ex. That obamacare wont drive other private industries out of business. I would say obamacare is the post office of healthcare postal laws made us think which Government Services are favorites to hate . Is it the post office. Yeah, i go to 40yearold for mrs. Abraham simpson. I havent seen my grandma for years. Ran away from all this, what a fool. Or maybe its the tsa. You have been select for a pat down. Can you focus on my shoulders. That is where i carry it. If i fart, that means im so relaxed. One of my favorites. Some day we dont let the line move at all. We call those weekdays. That is your favorite service. What is hiafg to me is how the simpsons are dead on these things. Its very liberal show. I read the question wrong. My favorite part of government is the military. Why does that run so well and Everything Else not run that great. It doesnt have a union. Instead of a union it has a hierarchy and discipline and pride. Bob you think it is run well . I never met a vet who doesnt show up late. They are always on time. They always work hard. They are always clean and dependable. I watched the simpsons cook, have you been patted by tsa . I have been patted down by a lot of Police Officers in my career. My favorite one that i dont like, the Internal Revenue service, because they come at you. You got to be on the other side that nobody should have. They have their own courts. They can freeze your bank accounts. They can do anything they want. Whichever has the longest line. I would have to go dmv and the post office. The post office is pretty notifying. Dmv is where your sense of humor goes to die except where governor daniels fixed it. Through merit pay if you were working at dmv and cut their time, average wait was 30 minutes to 13 minutes, then the people working at the dmv got extra money in their paycheck. It worked. It can be done. Bob when you go to register junior car by the time you get it its time to get registered again. Eric anybody that doesnt, i find out when it closes and you go two minutes before it closes, you get inside the door and they lock you in so you no one else gets in. Greg were having the discussion about worst government program, obamacare, this is what were looking forward to . And the packages is like some kind of machine. Why do they make you waited in line at the post office . You can get them online. We have to go. Greg makes his own stamps. Think that is illegal. Do you want eyes in the sky capturing every move in america. Some places want to ban it. Is there an up side . And tom petty i believe. I believe so. Every move you make every vow you break every smile you face every claim you stake, ill be watching you as Congress Considers to put limits. What they did, originally we wanted this to be no drone zone. Even though they dont have a drone. That didnt make it through. Eric, the city Council Passed a resolution saying that if we do get a drone, basically, on the off chance we do actually buy one. That evidence will not be able to be used in a courts. So whatever drone seems to pick up in charlottesville, its basically just symbolic. Its nonbiend go. Eric lets talk about the issues. Can you use the drone on public property . Can you use a drone on private . To spy on private property. Most states will say no, you cant find out what people are doing in their backyard. The issue that arises, if i go through a traffic light in new york city, its basically a drone on a stick. You are doing something illegal and public property and youll get nailed. Im okay with that. Andrea you dont even care if the drone is in your shower. Greg i love drones. In my apartment. That is why eric has to pay into my account. Drones we do better as culture if we know we are being watched. My hygiene habits are better during the five. Its like north korea. People tend to do better. Andrea you are go okay with this. Greg think that drones can deliver the mail. Drones could solve every problem. Could a drone sit seat light there. Greg i am a drone. The federal government has drones, the state government. A lot of the street lights and street signs have cameras on them already. With drones they are mobile ones. Greg we didnt know that. Dana what i was going to say city council clearly has too much time on its hands. Its like the predrone policy they didnt need. I was saying this earlier and greg liked this, only good thing that came out of charlottesville was finley and the Dave Matthews theme. Bob the state of virginia passed a law that will probably be signed by a governor that bans drones for two years. There are 11 other states that moving through antidrone legislation. Montana cant use them. These things are hideous. They are invasion of privacy. They estimate 30,000 of these things are going to be flying around here. Andrea even if state pass laws, they dont trump feds. So as much a state or city wants to say we dont want a drone, too bad. Bob montana is state law. Greg close your curtains. Why do you want big brother looking at you. Dana im antidrone. On public property. On the roads you are against the drone picking up. Bob the only thing to use a drone for a child kidnapped and follow them, that would be fine. Andrea they are supposed to help cops and capture missing kids. The problem is when they get into somebody emsz hands and faa is going to make it easier to get a drone. Estimate for drones will be 11 billion. Greg could by a drone. Arent you nervous about that. Greg this is the future. Personal droning. When you have your own drone and you are like somebody is bovlg you at a bar. Drone goes out and runs the person off. Once you make it small, it be like a little pet. Bob for a libertarian, i am amazed you find this okay. Greg i would control it. Bob there are government is looking in at you all the time. As much im in favor of National Security its not at expense of total privacy. You are con incarcerating two issues, you forgo your privacy when you are driving down the road. You said i dont have a right to my own privacy. Assuming that i trust you big brother, just film me when i am driving down the road. I dont think that is going to be the outcome and starts letting people get drones at will. That camera could be in someones backyard. Charlottesville. Arent you supposed to be the conspiracy theorist. Able to see your body. Its natural to get suspicious about this. If you are in a public space, you are in a public space. They arent going to come into your backyard. Bob they will. This is very dangerous development. Andrea i actually agree with you, that government can do bad things with a drone. Banning plastic bags can be hazardous to health and it may be killing people in San Francisco. Greg will explain and that is coming up next on the five. Announcer stop living with hair loss, that is. Losing your hair is no fun and no one wants to be bald, but there is hope. Getting my hair back was the best thing that ever happened to me. Im happy with the way i look now. Im very excited about my hair. 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Last year, San Francisco banned plastic shopping bags for the reusable cloth kind to help save the birds, what is good for sea gulls is bad for nonsea gulls, researchers say the eco friendly contain harmful bacteria in the cloth bags. Its associated with 46 increase in deaths from food borne illnesses. That is boost in death in that county of five and a half people or 12 dana perinos and linked with the Plastic Bag Ban dwarfs the saving with reducing the litter. No so environmentists accept the seagull is no less important than your sister. What is a few deaths if it makes one pointless bird safer. They pushed it and ddt and killed millions and love of birds stopped ugly window that killed more of our friends. Forget the inhumanity of unmanned planes. Deadly yest drone of all a s al gore. See what i did there . Dana, in the break seagulls life is more valuable than a human life . Hundred percent. They are so beautiful. You are extremely concerned about that. Dr. Seagull and his family are more important than us . That is seagull. And flying rat. Can i make a point in defense of this. I think first of all you need petroleum to make plastic bags. We are arguing because we dont have enough petroleum. I think it makes a lot of sense. Four people could die by falling in a toilet. That is liberal perspective. Its bad use of petroleum. People dying, that is okay. You use a lot of Petroleum Products bob. Yes, you do. Bob youre right. Greg eric, where do you stand on this. Eric im not stand can, im sitting. If you use cloth bags you will die. Because you dont wash them and bacteria is in them and food leaks in the bags and people are contaminating themselves. Greg its like using a diaper. [ laughter ] im for businesses providing what they want and if they want to provide paper or plastic. I dont like the shaming. Not carrying your own bag, bring your fancy bag with a logo it on. You go to the grocery store, did you bring your bag. Know no, they announce it over the loud speaker and charge you more. Personal responsibility, people are supposed to clean the bags and few of them die. How often does food leaks over these bags. Get another bag. It sounds like rat infested worm i think its crazy. How much tbones leak. Talking about the idea that people felt that disposable diapers were evil until you realized how much detergent you need. And you go to the house with babies, you three cover up the smell. What about what they are doing in new york city. How does one they need the cart before go to the grocery store. I dont have my sack and i dont have my little cart. This is something the chiropractors have started. There is whole conspiracy so the chiropractor mafia. You are targeting the homeless. I am targeting the liberals that yank their carts around. Im going to target this, is this logo to promote job growth sexist . Some of the women down south think so. Well ask the ladies here what they think next. Taking care of business every way. We have been taking care of business its all right taking care of business state of florida has stepped in it in than effort to promote business in the state. The state has commissioned an Advertising Campaign and it has as a slogan, florida the perfect climate for business, however the i is replaced with a business tie. There are women in florida which has the fourth largest number of women that own businesses in the country are upset because this a sexist logo. I agree with them completely. How about you, eric . Eric you think that is sexist because there a tie in logo. Isnt a business tie i dont think its sexist because i dont wear a tie. Dana i think this outrage over nothing. Do they not have women on the committee. When you do a logo and have to run it by everybody. I dont think its bad, i think its stupid. I had to look at this three times, i thought it had to do with climate change. Bob dornt doesnt bother you either. I dont view it as sexism. If you crossed out the word business and said florida, the perfect climate but here is why the women are hypocrites. I bet every one of them at this book, 50 shades of gray where they try up 6 a woman using a tie. Bob why do you have a book on that . Because we did a segment on it. And National Organization of businesswomen, in fairness to these groups, they did run this by, 25 businesswomen in florida who didnt see anything wrong with it. You know why . Because they were tough, strong businesswomen. If they were weak women, they are successful women, the reason they got there, they didnt cry. Its too masculine. Im out numbered again. Are you saving me or not. Bigger question, why ties . The whole thing, its either a lease or a bid. Its most irrelevant piece of apparel since pants. What did you say . Most irrelevant thing since pants. Excuse me. Will you tell people why you are wearing your glasses. They convinced me i should go swimming for exercise and i did and my goggles broke and my eyes puffed up and that is why im wearing them. You are still wearing them. That is very funny. I like the glasses. Bob thank you. Where do you get those from, that is what i want to know. Like i think its beautiful. I dont really care. I have a hard time coming up with an opinion on this one, im going to stay, everybody should be fired, everybody, how is that . Bob think its pretty good. Three against two. One more thing is up next. She worked hard for the money she worked for the hard for the [ female announcer ] going to sleep may be easy, but when you wake up in the middle of the night it can be frustrating. Its hard to turn off and go back to sleep. Intermezzo is the first and only prescription sleep aid approved for use as needed in the middle of the night when you cant get back to sleep. Its an effective sleep medicine you dont take before bedtime. 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Common side fects are headache, nausea, and fatigue. So if you suffer from middleofthenight insomnia, ask your docto about intermezzo and return to sleep again. Its time for one more thing, eric, what in the world are you wearing. You go first. The reason he is wearing this eric has not yet learned it makes no sense in betting. He i bet on the ravens and he bet on the niners. Its part of the payoff. What does it say there eric . It says, im right, im bob and im left on bob. Can i pointed something out, when i lose, i pay my bills immediately. You and i bet the Alabama National championship and you were supposed to wear the elephant hat. Bob is that because its so ridiculous. Eric then dont bet. That was my Christmas Present to you, bob. I ordered that for my kid. Anyway, im glad. Try Something Else on. The other thing, our executive producer didnt wear his shirt either. Why dont you. Jay leno pointed out something that we pointed out a couple of days, also, 60 minutes gives pretty easy interviews with obama, watch. Hey, did you see president obama and Hillary Clinton on 60 minutes gushing over each other. Then i saw a commercial earlier today. A moment that starts off ordinary can become something sl special. It might come from a smile. A glance. [ laughter ] and when it does, youll be ready with cialis. [ laughter ] oh, jay. If we would have done that we would have been trouble. Im already going to be fired. You are not going to be fired. Lets go to andrea. Andrea with the internet and all these social mediums we talk about how young people are not learning how to read and write. One buffalo, New York Elementary School decided to teach kids grammar by correcting tweets from n. F. L. Athletes. Look at the first tweet by chris the same one that was in trouble for antigay comment. He says, i play to god im never dying broke. You can have a field day with grammar mistakes. This one, i could be a lot better but with the football. They fixed that one. And walker, Merry Christmas to everyone, may god bless you all. They could have a field day with mine. I am always doing misspellings. Cant get enough of that stuff. Please kill me. Hey, first before i do my this. I started watching hardcore pawn, absolutely. You started watching porn. Pawn. Bad phrase. I for one, the only time