Documents show the daughter of a finance quote gleeted with her proctor after cheating on the s. A. T. S. They allegedly paid more than 400,000 to get her into college. Go, hoyas. Hes accused of dishing out 20,000 a month to a former uc threat wrict dr. Or. Athletic director. He allegedly took more than 1. 3 million in bribes. And today, the fbi has taken loughlin into custody. Shes expected to appear in court in los angeles. Some people having a little fun pointing to this full house episode from 25 years ago. Apparently aunt becky foreshaw vowed foreshadowed the entire scam. I have to be honest. We may have well, he may have embellished, lied a built, on our application. A bit, on our application. You know, kennedy, you have a young daughter whos an athlete. And i wonder how you react to this. What do you think . I look at this and i say, stop working so hard in gymnastics and school. Dont worry about it. If everything falls apart i will buy your way into an ivy league university. Your path is paved with gold. Its infuriating. Its not about the students. Its not about the kids. Its about the parents. And the parents using this as a status symbol for themselves, because obviously they are so desperate. And if they really wanted to get their kids into good scoomtion, why schools, why werent they working from middle school or early on in high school with tutors and academic prep systems and the various ways there are to legitimately help your kids grades. That oftentimes involve work yeah. So you know, and the motivation here, its not just about the status. It also speaks to their guilt. Wow. Thats on you, mom and dad. So jesse, we have 50 people charged at this point. 33 parents, nine coaches. Some people were test administrators. The most outrageous case is where somebody got a psychiatrist to say their daughter had some learning problems so she could have extra time taking the s. A. T. Im thinking, what is going on . Some people need extra time, juan. I dont think this kid needed it. It would allow her to have a higher score. I never had had in extra time, but i scored very well. Youd be surprised. [laughter] Felicity Huffman and william h. Macy are all over the internet castty gating donald trump. Macy said he didnt like trump because he doesnt have any character and lying is the thing that bothers him the most. And huffman saying the same thing. And im sick and tired of being lectured by these hypocritical hollywood liberals. Theyre defrauding universities and bribing people. Their friends ra slashing trumps throat. Theyre perpetrating ranch hoaxes, racial hoaxes, and theres rape hoaxes, racial hoaxes, and theres dead bodies. And they have the nerve to turn around and point their fingers at conservative america and say, you guys are bad people. Were the good people. Meanwhile, everything that they say that they believe in, they say they believe in affirmative action, they believe in, you know, minority ownership. Theyre the ones that took away scholarships from wellqualified minorities. They said that they believe in the rich paying more. They scammed this thing so theyd pay the charity so they could deduct it away from their income. I dont want to hear any more about income inequality or White Privilege or any of this stuff anywhere, because they use all that stuff to leverage the scam to help out their own kid because they didnt value education enough to make this kid study and to make this kid value education. That might have to be the most now, newsian response ive ever heard. [laughter] you covered every single part of conservative politics. And you put you made a giant sandwich out of it and then [laughter] you left out one thing. Lock her up, senator elizabeth warren, saying shes outraged over the parents scamming the system and saying something about their qualifications. Greg and i are so thrilled with your performance there. We should show you this. This here is done lemon saying, you know don lemon, saying, you know what, maybe trump was right. You dont have it. It doesnt exist. It was a hoax. He said the system is rigged maybe trump was right. But im amazed that you said no White Privilege because these were all white people so far. No, thats what im saying. They talk about White Privilege and how that thats a bad thing. Meanwhile they use their White Privilege and money in order to scam away wellqual feed people, many wellqualified people, many blacks and expansion probably, who expansions, probably his panics, probably. Its harvard isnt so harvard any more. Har vard is like that Instagram Model that you find out what pure photo retouching. Apparently its not about how smart you are. Its about how much money your parents have. So anybody whos rich can get into harvard. The other thing is when you talk to people about college, and i i say that college is overrated and you should skip it. They always say you go to college for the experience. So how about applying for the experience. Someone should create something called the experience and its just like one year and its all the college experiences, the partying, the friendships, the dorm can i go . Just get it all out of the way. Or even better, join the military. Because thats the true experience. Okay. I say that as a 54yearold who hasnt been in the military. Were talking about this scam and there are plenty of people who will point out that your life isnt necessary better or more worthwhile because youve had four years of college in late adolescence. That doesnt put you on a fast track to success. It doesnt necessarily put your rod, clay pot into the kiln and you emerge a beautiful vase. In fact, weve seen do if option. Theres a tril opposite. Theres a trillion dollars in student debt now. 1. 4 trillion. Its held by people who have degrees that are worth nothing. And you go to college to get a skill set to get a job. But i feel terribly for the middle class parents who work their entire lives to save money to send their kids to a good school. Send them to s. A. T. Camp, to prep for these exams so they can do it themselves. They dont qualify for federal aid. Theyre kids might not their kids might not qualify for scholarships because theyre in the middle bracket and they get screwed and work really hard to get their kids into college. The other thing i agree with kennedy about college. I think college is an important credential. But you should go when youre ready to go. But im telling you had you have something to learn, and thats not necessarily when youre 18 and fresh out of high school. I think lowincome, middleincome kids who dependent college. Theyre earning their potential they can gee back when theyre ready to go and learn something and that have be a gateway like a law degree. Coaches, how come coaches are making the call for who gets in . Title nine. Theyre more bribeable. Theyre making less money. I say this quickly. I think this is exposed a lot of the athletic departments at these universities because the standard for academia is clearly yet left because they were using the athletic system to get students who have lessp a higher g. P. A. Into the program and then lying about their athletic skill, which proves as a different lower standard for athletes at these schools than there is for academics. Theres also a shocking number of athletes, female athletes who are awarded scholarships by force and thats what title nine has done. They force certain sports to give away a certain number of scholarships and sometimes there arent enough to fill the roles on teams throughout the country. And i hope there is more Research Done in that area because then mens sports end up getting cut in order to come justice. An injustice. 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Any plane currently in the air will go to its destination and thereafter be grounded. Boeing is an incredible company. They are working very, very hard right now. And hopefully theyll very quickly come up with the answer. But until they do, the planes are grounded. The f. A. A. Also say that is enhanced satellite imagery and new evidence at the ethiopian crash site. Something changed between yesterday and today. We dont know when what it was. I was thinking about that, maybe he knew that if anything did happen in the United States, he would take the blame for it. But then again, i remembered he tweeted about this almost immediately. So this was something that was clearly whether its instinctually he knows something is going on or maybe he had knows more about flying than we do. I dont know. Better safe than sorry, probably the most obvious thing to say. Its probably human error but not a humans fault, meaning technology is ahead of our own Human Behavior and we see that texting, causing accidents and death. Automation, we look people terrified of 7 driving cars selfdriving cars. And were seeing accidents. Because Technology Outpaces us, were not fully trained to deal with it and i would say that that thats why i say it might be human error but not human fault. The pilots might not be ready to deal with that technology. According to the pilots, theyre not being really trained. That is not the explanation, the instruction book coming from boeing. Its insufficient to the task and creating problems. Its like imagine when you get the copier at the office and all you know how to do is this and high School Percent heres how to fix it. You know, you need an i. T. Person for your computer. The plane needs an i. T. Person. But yesterday, dennis, whos the head of boeing, called president to ask him not to do this. And i think the idea was that gee, a lot of these other countries that are pulling back have competing airlines manufacturers. But now the president seems to think theres a greater threat to the public. So you get i just see here, United Airline is grounding 14 planes. Southwest, 34. And people are being rebooked. They have to get home somewhere some other way. Now that theyve taken this action, kennedy, do you feel more safe or less safe flying . I actually felt fine flying on the 737 max 8 or 9 because its had so many successful flights. And if you do the math, like 250,000 to two, thats still a pretty good ratio. If for some reason you go down in a ball of flames in a third one, youre have the legendary. I like my odds here but i understand this but i think theres got to be some correlation between the two flights in indonesiaia indonesiania and ethiopia. The richest speer year couple superior theories conspiracy theories come out of government. Thats when peoples imagination really gets going. So i cant wait to read what people think is really happening. The good news they were able to recover the black boxes which will give them a ton of information. Flying is still the most its the safest way to get around the world. Around the country. Much safer than driving in your car. Thats for sure. But there are reports of u. S. Pilots complaining and reporting problems with this plane. Theyre similar to what happened with these flights that went down. Now, you have to ask the question about standards of training. Are the pilots in the United States getting the same training on the boeing as the pilots overseas and that might not be the case. There could be different standards of training that are not being upheld. So well just have to wait and see what happens. But i will say, you know, to give President Trump some credit, everyone is like, what does he know about planes. The guy has owned planes his entire plane and when you know a private plane, you know about the way it functions. So get off my lawn when he was older and simpler is better. Dont think its broken. He like walls and he likes very simpletofly planes. I dont know a lot of things and i dont know how any of it works. I think this has to do with human beings catching up to the things that they operate because this is going to happen to a lot of things. A lot of things especially when we get selfdriving cars, which is going to reduce deaths. Its going to reduce death by 95 . But were going to get freaked out. Every time theres an accident. And we have to understand, that this alternative of human error is far worse. Greg is always an advocate for the robots. Yes, i am. Our robot overlords will be doing the five. You got a new vehicle. You guys were two set up your own Navigation System and you were in charge of firing up the whole system and the dashboard and your life depended on it. Heres could you do it . I have to take my drivers test, right . My wife gets a 2019 car and i dont know 90 of whats in front of me. And im going, i cant take the drivers test in this scar. Im going to in this car. Im going to find a 1994 chevy blazer. Because i like doing this. I like backing up like this. I cant [overlapping speakers] i dont trust the monitor. I have to this. Are the lines suggestions or are you about to hit a truck . I dont understand anything. As long as your car has a lighter that you stick in youre good to go. No, thats it. They dont have those anymore . No, have you been in a car. [overlapping speakers] they have ports. The safest way of transportation and when jesse gives me a piggyback ride. Youre light as a feather, william. Thank you. Radical democrats revolt. The details up next. I hear it in the background and shes watching too, saying [indistinct conversation] [friend] ive never seen that before. I have. I have. 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Each member of the house has a prerogative to bring impeachment to a vote. I intend to bringism people. To a vote bring impeachment to a vote. The gop is now using pelosis words against her, trump tweeting he greatly appreciates plosys statements and he never did anything wrong. So juan, nancy pelosi was brought in as the speaker again because everyone said she could keep everyone in line. The big question was whether she would be able to. Is she doing a good job . I think quite excellent. Last week its on the bigotry issue week it was on the bigotry issue whether she could hold the caucus together and she did. On this one you took at hoyer whos her number two, he supports here. Cliburn supports her. Debbie wasserman schultz, she supports her. The polling, 59 opposed beginning improvement at this time, 35 in favor. So i think she has the general support. But what youre pointing out rightly is theres some people like alexander on the far left, who are still locked in to lets impeach this guy. I say this guy, to be polite, right now. Okay. You know what she said. At least youre not saying hes not a human. No, that was lovely ill han ilhan omar. Springs from her lips. Obviously, nancy pelosi isnt aparade to get her caucus afraid to get her caucus in line lockstep and sometimes republicans have a harder time doing that. I dont think the last two speakers of the House Republicans were that strong or effective and if they were, we would have a solution to barack obama which we still dont and thats part of the reason you have this ultra leftist crisis. And hoyer is also not afraid to he will these three freshmen congresswomen, there are more people for freshmen members of the Democratic Caucus than just you. There are 62 members and you know, alexandria ocasiocortez and her justice democrats who possibly had money funneled from a superpac to an llc, she has been threatening to primary any democrats who vote with the republicans. And i think hoyer is like, you want to primary me . Ill primary you right back. Nancy pelosi is saying theyre not goach for impeachment. Its not just the triple freshmen that are causing problems. Lets listen to adam schiff. If theres insufficient evidence in the Mueller Report and were not able to produce sufficient evidence, that ends the inquiry. There may be grounds for removal from office or there may be grounds for indictment after he leaves office that the congress discovers. One of the issues that were looking at, which the Mueller Report may not cover, is whether the russians were laundering money through the trump organization. Our predominant concern is was this President Trump, is this president , compromised by a foreign power. The reason they wanted to protect Robert Mueller so greatly was not because theyre interested in russian meddling and democracy. They wanted evidence to use against president to impeach President Trump to impeach him. Right. And they might not get it. I heard coming with the Mueller Report on friday. I heard it was in five minutes. Thats true. Five minutes ago. Pelosi saying we cant do prematurism people. Because it could risk the swing district democrats and its going to jeopardize her house majority. What shes saying is we dont we do the blizzard of subpoenas and the hearings and embarrass this president and use that as a sledgehammer against him to drive his poll numbers down and try to separate republican support from him. That might be more tactful and more fruitful. She does have to worry about the kavanaugh bounce, though. Remember when people convicted kavanaugh nav before they came catch before they kavanaugh before they gave him due process. They know hes guilty, theres just looking for the evidence. Republicans and independents get their backs up against the wall. If that happens with this president , theres going to be people on the streets. Lastly, and greg mentioned this, the media has caused this fever. Theyve said for two years, this guy is a russian asset. And hes a traitor. And thats now bubbling up in theyre minds. So the new crops coming in and theyre going to impreach no matter what and its going cause a huge split in the democratic party. I dont think pelosi can contain it. I like what she said about donald trump. She said hes just not worth it. Thats exactly what a close friend says to another friend after she was dumped by somebody who clearly was worth it. Talking about you, sharon. [laughter] anyway, again, it reveals how. We need these people to actually work. They dont what do they do all day but posture about investigations and impeachment and i there has to be is it possible for the president to do an executive order that makes the house and senate parttime work. Were going to swlash 20 hours per week. Build some barracks where people can sleep when they want to so you dont have to pay the rent. Make it so they have another job at home to make a living, but right now clearly they have a lot of time on their hands. And by the way, this is i think this is all about the Mueller Report. I think she knows. Shes like i think thats a good point. My childhood pet that could he will when an earthquake was coming in california, and shes going this is a 2. 9. Not a 9. 3. But you make the case that she should wait, right . Wait for what . Wait for the Mueller Report. I think shes read it. I think she got the amazon sneak peek for prime members. She knows its not going to show anything. Impeachment is like eating while driving. Its going to take your eyes off the road. If there were a bombshell in this report, and there was indictable, impeachable information was going to bring down the presidency, and nancy pelosi got a whiff of it downwind like some bad cheese, do you think shed be lowering expectations . Absolutely not. She would sound like al green. Yeah, exactly. I think shes right to say lets look at infrastructure, clean air, clean food. Jierchlts that what they were elected. I hate clean food. I want dirty food. We have to go. President trump ripping the view, pushing a theory about the first lady. Youll see it up next. Great news, Liberty Mutual customizes uh uh i deliver the news around here. Sources say Liberty Mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. Over to you, logo. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Now im wondering if yourool i loves still strong. Tayed too long. 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President trump tweeted the fake news photoshopped pictures of melania and said its not her by my side. Theyre only getting more deranged with time. A spokeswoman is blasting the show as shameful. So jesse, lets say its true. Lets say it is a fake photo. Wouldnt you love to have a fake jesse take your place . We have one. Maybe one day a week. Its david schwimmer. I hate to say this. I agree with joy. Can we put the screen back up there . There is something very suspicious. Of melania. If you look at the mouth, theres a difference in the mouth and theres a little bit hear me out on this. Theres a height difference. Im kidding im kidding. Thank goodness. The thing is that Caitlyn Jenner with the Memorial Park president . You dont need a body double if youre melania. If youre a model, theres so such thing as a body double for a model. Its a model. Shed be more famous and have a much better job of being a body double for mel rannia. Melania. Remember the other conspiracies . We remember trump was going hand the reins over to pens and that trump is a puppet of putin or it wasnt his real hair . That the president was from kenya . [laughter] i wanted to take that joke from you. Im done. Ive done. There was also a rumor that he and hillary were having a dalliance during the 2016 campaign. Did bill know . Of course he knew. Bill was doing his own thing which was actually true. But katie, what is the subtext here . That the first lady has teethed out and she actually is on permanent safari, that she cant stand being around the president because hes horrible and he should be impeached . She cant catch a break. If she wasnt doing all these initiatives shes doing on her own as her own person, building her own thing, she would be accused of being a step forward wife because she doesnt have a stepford wife because she didnt have a brain. She proves her own person. Shes gone all these trips, gone overseas. Shes capable of talking and pushing the things she wants to talk about and they still criticize her. I think its petty. There are other things they could be talking about and i find it interesting that the women who are always saying, you know, the women who dont help women are going to hell. Decide to engage in this kind of behavior. One, isnt katie right . Leave her alone. Yes. President trump is tweeting out and raising it. He delights in the idea that hes somehow wouldnt you do the same . Hes not defending his wife. Certainly he goes. Hes defending himself against the charge that he has a double for his wife because as you suggest, maybe his wife is its an insult to her and their marriage. To me this is like, you know, kind of Conspiracy Theory wackiness and a distraction from the reality. How about the boat in which republicans will say, hey you can you know what . That wall, that emergency, bogus. I was actually. People were making jokes about the picture, different jokes about how how humorless and unfun they look together without pointing out they were at a somber event. They were there of a natural disaster. But i have yet to be fair. Conspiracies are bad on both sides. And political player, you get into the prison of two ideas. So your immunity goes away because you want to believe. So right now what youre saying is a lowered immunity among the view because they hate this guy so much that this has to be an imposter. But likewise, weve had our share of these kinds of of conspiracies because we had such deep dislike for the other side. Question never did see the president s transcripts. Remember . How did he get from Occidental College is that his real name . I dont know. Doesnt think the ber certificate is real. Birth certificate is real. What about president obama releases hig grades as an his grades as an olive branch to release his taxes. Would you accept that . Not a fair deal. Were not going to take it. I think we have to find the transcripts [overlapping speakers] what happened with melania. Did he lock her up . Lock her up . Is that a body double. No. Not a body double. Wow. This is where the conversation goes in times when people want to ignore real news, i tell you. Juan williams, just a sage. Juan is the lonliest number and wildcard wednesday is next. You might take something for your heart. Or joints. But do you take something for your brain. With an ingredient originally discovered in jellyfish, prevagen has been shown in Clinical Trials to improve shortterm memory. Prevagen. Healthier brain. Better life. Its like a game show from 1973. Its wildcard wednesday. Lets get to our topics. What you hear is spin it like that. And then you open up this little hatch here. Whats in here . Lets see. The first study finds that early birds make more money and sleep better than night owls. This is a head of the world ahead of the world sleep day. Who pitches stories about sleep n. Me whats going on there. So take a look at this, greg. It says that early birds sleep seven hours a night. Yeah. A 4,000 more income, more likely to talk and move around in their sleep, but they wake up at 6 15 a. M. Compare this to your night owls. Night owls six hours less of sleep. You know about the lower income. More likely to prefer sleeping with pets. My gosh. But heres a crazy part. Go to bed at almost 3 00 in the morning . Thats beyond a night owl. Thats a lot. But the reason why they make less than early birds is because theyre having a great time. Theyre out until 3 00 a. M. , boozing it up, meeting people, hooking up. Theyre not living to make a living. Theyre living to have life, right . Working to have life. Living on living. Lords of the new church. Can you do both, a night owl and a morning person . Jesse, any thoughts . I birn the candle i burn the candle at both ends. Up until midnight and up at 6 30. You walked home, didnt you . [laughter] yes. Airplane great story. Turns back for mother who forgot her baby in the boarding area. Whos story . Why did you pick this one . Because thats crazy. And if youre on the flight, youre like, really, ladier . Were taking off. Were going over the ocean, we have to turn back because you left your kid, your baby waiting . Imagine how mad all the passengers are, because i think its a ninehour flight. Yes. Then she goes. How do you forget your baby . I will tell you how you forget your baby, especially when youre flying, because when youre flying you have a new baby and and especially your fi, youre so worried about keeping the baby quiet. Shes got so much stuff and so many toys and so much anxiety. And when babies are sleeping, you tend to focus on some of the other things. You have baby brain. So if you are nursing and you are sleep deprived, it is very easy. Forget about the baby. My friend amanda, when she had her first baby, she would always check the top of her car because she was so worried that she was going put the baby on top of her car and forget to buckle her inside. Thats a smart mom. [overlapping speakers] one time. [overlapping speakers] one time i was wearing my newborn in a sling and i saw the baby bucket was empty and i went, oh, my god, wheres the baby and all these people are like, youre horrible. And then i realized she was sleeping in the sling. I cant find my car keys. My house keys. Im running around and my glasses. I can believe that. You should not have children. I can see you tell the pilot, turn around i left my car keys. I would. Definitely. All right. Everything was okay in the end. Thats good. They grounded all the planes. All right. This is mine. Meet tengi, the Job Interview robot who wont judge you. Do we have a picture of this . Is that it . There it is. Is that how omar was elected . Thats the robot. Theyre reason theyre doing it to carry out inbiased Job Interviews. And i like this, because every one of us has had a Job Interview go bad because of a personality conflict. Has it ever happened to you and you realize. No, never. [laughter] you have a personality conflict with someone. I had a Job Interview, this was for muscle and fitness in the 90s. And i walked in to sit with the editor in chief. And there was another person there who i had met at a party. And she was there specifically to bring up what happened at the party. What happened at the party . Lets just say we drank a lot, had a lot of fun. Do you think its a good idea . No, its a robot. Can they see what you look like . I want them to judge me for my physical appearance. You think can they see my hair. If you stopped judging on shallow stuff, jesse loses. Yes. Jesse wants the judging to happen [overlapping speakers] real quick. I think all robots should judge everything, including judges. Last one. Cheetos, doritos, free throwos. How fritos. How do you rank these essential chips . This one is mine obviously. Tell me about it. I dont know anything built. I just wanted to eat. What do you think . Do you want me to read 0 ill eat. This is Kevin Frederick posted a on twitter. When you get the giant box. This is an actual debate. Something you put in your kids lunch pail. Or buy for yourself. Right. So what were what did people decide . They didnt rank this is not nobody gave knee what was ranked. Theres no ranking. Theres no ranking. What would you rank first . I would go cheetos. And there are doritos. Ranch doritos and then barbecue. Cheetos isnt a chip. Its the worst for you but it tastes the best. You know what . [overlapping speakers] i dont know. They got more preservatives and artificial flavors. My kids call this the toe, the cheetos, the doritos have a toe. In the break, one more thing is up next. 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As have tears in the stomach or intestines, serious allergic reactions, low blood cell counts, higher liver tests and cholesterol levels. Dont start xeljanz xr if you have an infection. Your doctor should perform blood tests before and while taking xeljanz xr, and monitor certain liver tests. Tell your doctor if youve been somewhere fungal infections are common and if you have had tb, hepatitis b or c, juan welcome back. It is time for one more thing. We are in the midst of this College Cheating scandal. Lets take a moment for someone who did it right. Take a look at the senior from detroit. I was told to lie when i was younger. I wanted to show people that im better than what they think i am. Juan he got into nearly 50 colleges because he is in the National Honor society, he did make the Basketball Team he does hold an afterschool job. The result . 300,000 in scholarship money and an offer from a full ride from one school. Here is his mom, nicole. Every time i opened up a letter i jumped up and down. We praise god and everything. Im so proud of him. Juan congratulations for not only getting in, but for earning the oldfashioned way. Greg just 50 . Call me when you got 75. All right fox nation, if you subscribe to my interview, it is up. He is a great writer and a senior fellow at the hoover institution. Also my podcast is up who is the founder with the nonprofit, we discussed the goal of eliminating detroits group tk. It is a great podcast. And now it is time for, my fox news. Have some great news, are you ready . A fox was killed by a group of killer chickens that gained on the intruder in northeast france after it snuck into the henhous henhouse. Greg it was a french fox, no wonder. It is kind kind of fitting fors week. Juan you are up. Jessie do no one of the dumbest things you can do . Think about it. Dont say it. A bunch of guys trying to rob a gun store. Look what happened here in tennessee. They are congregating around, they snatch a bunch of guns and everybody in the store is armed. They take them outside and they try to make it to the vehicle and everyone just draws on the vehicle and they cant even pull out the parking lot. Now they are all charged with theft and probably going to spend some time in jail. Juan that is unbelievable. Katie today is national canine sputtering tank which is identified to set aside to honor the brave dogs who serve sidebyside with her people overseas. In 600 bc they were used, the United States adopted the practice in 1942 with the War Dogs Program which is awesome. Modern war dogs are trained to sniff out bombs, drugs and attack if necessary. Happy veterans day to our canine friends. Juan way to go. This is a great story because youve heard about the Measles Outbreak at lax at all sorts of families were having problems because children are getting horrible diseases. A pair of teens in pennsylvania went and bought their mom and ice cream cake at dairy queen and they had thanks for vaccinating us mom. Theyd gone out to pick up their vaccination records from the doctor and realize that their mom has been responsible for years and years. They are antibaxters and they are showing mom how sweet it is to be the responsible parent. Greg that mom probably did not leave the kids at the airport either. I think by the way, this is an outrage. We have an outbreak of measles because people are irresponsibl irresponsible. Never miss an episode of the five. Special report is up next. Bret this is a fox news alert and i am bret baier coming to you from the World Headquarters in new york. We are covering four major developing stories tonight, President Trump has grounded going 7 30 max airplane following two fatal crashes and reports for the pilots have complained about the new aircraft for months. What that means for the company and the traveling public. More present times and new legal troubles for former Trump Campaign trainer Paul Manafort as he is sentenced in one case and charged in the other. Unsworn testimony on capitol hill former fbi lawyer lisa page admits the Obama Justice department ordered at