Welcome. Oh, welcome, one and all. Welcome to los angeles, home of the 2028 summer olympic games. [ cheer s ] yes. We have the olympics in 2028. Only 11 more years, and then volleyball. I feel like between Climate Change and kim jongun its optimistic to think well still have a los angeles in 2028. But if we do, games on. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if you saw this, but the slogan for the olympics, they already have a slogan. Its follow the sun, which is great advice if you want people walking directly into the ocean. But im excited about the a lot of people are complaining. Im excited about the olympics being here, but i hope they really go for it. Im going to start a movement to try to let them let snoop dogg light the torch with a big right, white and blue blunt. Have an l. A. Olympics. This is both alarming and amusing. More amusing than alarming, but the white house has a little scandal on their hands. I know, it surprised me, too. [ laughter ] but theres an anonymous man in the uk who tweets under the name signon reborn. So the guy decided to email high profile members of the trump administration. First he emailed Homeland Security adviser tom bossert pretending to be Jared Kushner. Tom, were arranging a bit of a soiree toward the end of august. It would be great if you can make it. I promise food of at least comparable quality to that which we ate in iraq and signed it jared. And the guy, who again is a Homeland Security adviser, wrote back to him, thanks, jared, with a promise like i cant refuse. Also if you ever need it, my personal email is then he gives out his personal email, which is blurred, but i assume hes changed it by now. Look at the heading on this email. Suspected spam in all caps. The guy successfully pranked Anthony Scaramucci and pretended to be Reince Priebus and got in a heated back and forth. He tried to prank eric trump. But eric didnt bite. I applaud the guy for doing this. Next time, go farther. For instance, when you pose as Jared Kushner and write to Homeland Security adviser. Dont just invite him to a party, invite him to a surprise Costume Party in the oval office at the end of the day. Put something fun on and get down here right away. I promise. I like this idea, though. They call it spearphishing with a ph. Guillermo, did you get any unusual emails today . Guillermo no, jimmy. Jimmy nothing out of the ordinary . Guillermo oh, yeah, only one. Jimmy there was one . We made some fake email accounts using names of people who work here today and sent them to guillermo. Not one, four by the way. [ laughter ] four. So this one we sent from our special projects producer jay. Hey, g, were finalizing all the hotel rooms for our Upcoming Trip and i was wondering if you wanted a president ial suite that includes a butler. It will cost the show an extra 500 a day. Do you think thats something you need . Do you remember getting that . Guillermo yeah. All right. Why are they so nice . Jimmy guillermo responded seven minutes later, yes, please. God bless you. Thank you so much. I want to bring the family. [ cheers ] and then you know what he wrote back, do you remember . He wrote back, no problem. Also, what brand of tequila do you like in the room . And guillermo said, whatever you want, my friend. With a question mark. Why the question mark after friend . Is it true you went to jays office and hugged him after you got this . Guillermo yeah. Why is he so nice . Jimmy and he had no idea why he was being hugged. He said welcome back. Jimmy then we sent another email from one of our producers. Hi, hope you had a nice hiatus. Hate to have to mention this, but i think it would be nice if you hired a food truck of some sort for the staff to show your appreciation. Everyone loves you but a lot of staffers dont feel you love them back and i really think this could help. Let me know what you think. [ laughter ] and guillermo wrote back. Good idea. Can i talk to you tomorrow about this . Guillermo actually, i went to his office. He told me, come back tomorrow. Im busy. Jimmy now that you know its a joke, are you still going to do the food truck . Guillermo yeah, sure. Jimmy you will . [ applause ] what day are you going to do it on . What day will it be . Guillermo next week. Jimmy what day next week . This will never happen. Im telling you right now. Never. Guillermo it will happen. Jimmy it will. Guillermo i promise. [ applause ] jimmy you ignored one of them. But this is from our executive producer jill. I hope you had a lovely hiatus. I saw a friend over the break who works with an energy drink company. Theyre interested in hiring you as their spokesperson. Between you and me the drink is pretty gross and unhealthy, but i think it pays well. Is this something i could tell you you may be interested in. You should know in advance it is disgusting. Xoxo, jill. And five minutes later guillermo writes, yes, i am in. Thank you very much. We can talk later on. [ applause ] you are officially qualified to work in the white house now. Guillermo thank you. [ applause ] jimmy they might need you. Things the arent going great for team trump right now. The president s Approval Rating is so low his Cheerleading Team at fox and friends are desperate to find people who are enthusiastic about his administration. Yesterday they had an interview with a 12yearold girl who her qualification was she likes donald trump. Watch this and pay special attention to her father silently mouthing along with everything he prommed h eprogrammed her to what is it about donald trump that you like so much . Hes doing an amazing job as president. He is even trying to repeal obamacare right now. Hes doing the best job as a president he could ever do. He has done more good in the past six months than obama has in the past eight years. You were such a hit at cpac, then your candidate won. You went to school and what happened . I asked them, who is our president . Who is our president . And they said trump. Who is our president . Jimmy i think we just found trumps new Communications Direct director. [ applause ] today tmz caught up with the old Communications Director, the mooch himself, who was on his way out of the trump hotel, of all places, in washington, d. C. Whats your best advice for the next Communications Director coming in . Its not appropriate for me to comment right now, but i appreciate you being here because i know you have a job to do. What are you going to do next, man . You have a lot of money on the line, you have a big business, you have family. Im working on being the best person i can be, and i want chief of staff kelly to have an unbelievable opportunity inside the white house. Did you have a chance to say goodbye to the president before you left . Let me ask you this. I appreciate you before you go, entertainment people were talking about dancing with the stars you and spicer and others, is that something you would consider . I dont know how to dance. [ applause ] jimmy i dont know. Well, you know what . That didnt stop mr. T. You dont need to know how to dance to be on dancing with the. How funny would it be if he did dancing with the stars and again got eliminated after a week . [ applause ] its almost too much. Meanwhile, theres a lot of conspiracy theories floating around the internet, but this one is spear yus. A number of eagleeye twitter users noticed something about the Outback Steakhouse that has people absolutely bloomin in their onions. A new internet theory suggests that Outback Steakhouse is running a satanic cult. It happened when one twitter user noticed that many steakhouses appeared to dot americas cities in the pattern of a fivepointed Star Associated with satanism. In cincinnati, North Carolina and virginia shared similar tweets. Jimmy outback actually felt compelled to deny theyre running a satanic cult. Which, of course, they deny it. Thats exactly what satan would do. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ cheers ] as you may know, from time to time my cousin sal takes a hidden camera and some liberties to a house to mess with unsuspecting delivery people. They come to his house and they end up doing his. This time the victim was a moving company. A brandnew cousin sal home delivery. [ doorbell rings ] whats happening, man . Come on in. How are you doing . All right. Let me take a look at you. Strong looking guy, right . Perfect. I work out. Do you . Yeah. Nice, nice. What do you lift . I lift 80 and 80. So thats about 200 with the bar, yeah, okay. Basically i need you to spot me here. I actually havent lifted in years. I can do it all myself. Dont get me wrong, you know. Yeah, but might get the tan, the weights. Should i enter the bronze age first or the iron age . Diamond. Im with you, buddy. Thats from not working out. Right . Sit down here. Heres what were going to do. I dont need you to help me with the weights. I just need words of encouragement from you. So im going to sit here, im going to lift this. Im going to try to get 15. Thats a lot of reps, but considering i havent lifted weights since high school. But here we go. I just need your encouragement, you know . Okay. Like you can do it. Youre the man. All that stuff. Youre the man. Pump me up. Pump me up. [ laughter ] lets hear it. You can do it. Keep going louder. Go out, go ahead. Like you really mean it. Like youre the man. Who is the man . Youre the man. I am the man . Yeah. You can do it. Who is the man . Who is the man . Youre the man. [ laughter ] who is the man . Youre the man. Can i do it, can i do it . Yes, you can do it. Why can i do it . Because youre the man. Yes, thats right. Here we go. Ready . Im the man. Im the man. Youre the man. Here with go. Here goes the man. Youre the man. Im the man you are the man. Tell me im the man. You are the man. You are. Go. Do it. You can do it. One more. Tell me im the man. You are the man. [ laughter ] you got me. Im the man. Thank you, man. Tell jimmy kimmel who is man is. Youre the man. Jimmy thanks. Music from justin moore, the cofunder of reddit, Alexis Ohanian is here. And well be right back with kate beckinsale. Day 13. If only this were as easy as saving 600 when you switch to progressive. Winds stirring. Too treacherous for a selfie. [ camera shutter clicks ] sure, ive taken discounts to new heights with safe driver and paperless billing. But the prize at the top is worth every last breath. Here we go. [ grunts ] got em. Ahh. Wait a minute. Whole wheat waffles . [ crying ] why wait a minute. Whole wheat waffles . For a limited time, mcdonalds iswith sriracha mac sauce. E take things up by dipping your mcnuggets in this creamy sauce with just the right amount of spice. And how do we take it up even more . 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Justin moore from the mercedesbenz stage. Funny thing happened with justin. It does look like he kind of doesnt care, doesnt it . Last year, we wrote a song about a guy who got one of his how do you say testicles caught in an ikea shower stool. It was based on a true story from the news. Justin moore recorded the song about it. And last month it got nominated for an emmy. The song is called the ballad of claus jorstad, aka devil stool. Claus said to himself so mad he could spit im in a different kind of ikea ball pit the stools name should have clued me in testicle pinching grabbing who worked at ikea come up with such a cruel cruel idea you have to be a sadistic soul to make a stool with a nutsized hole jimmy i dont know how that doesnt win an emmy. It should probably win a grammy, too. Justin will be with us later on in the show. Our first guest tonight is a superb actress and one of englands most popular kates. And thats saying a lot. Her new movie the only living boy in new york opens in theaters august 11th. Please say hello to kate beckinsale. [ cheers and applause ] you look fantastic. Thank you very much. Jimmy what a great dress. I have to say, i appreciate it when people really dress is this you dressing up . This is it. This is as far as it goes. Jimmy this is a great dress if youre eating and you dont want to get food. Its sort of a flap. I was excited about your testicle story. Jimmy thank you very much. My friends husbands dad is a judge in england and he had to make a law about whether or not it was legal to nail your own testicles to a picnic table. It was a long debate. Turns out it is illegal. Jimmy it is illegal . Yes, because of inconvenience to other people unnailing you. Jimmy also youre vandalizing the table by the way, if youre putting a nail through it. Thats good to know in case i travel. You could probably do it here. Just dont do it in london. Jimmy i think you could do it here. You could do it in the south. You could do it in florida. I think somebodys done it there. Jimmy in florida theres no picnics had without nailing one of your testicles to a table. Thats a true story . Yes, absolutely. Jimmy i dont know if youre telling the truth or not. This guy is wearing one of these white wigs when he made that ruling . Yes, he had to think about it for a long time. Such a hassle, have to Call Emergency Services and take the nail out of the picnic table and whatever happened to the testicles, thats its own problem. Jimmy how is your summer going . Everything good . Its good. My daughters about to go to college. Jimmy thats a big deal. Yeah, im getting ready to become a drug addict. I dont know what to do with the next part of my life. Anyway, you know how they have crushes on like Justin Bieber and things like that . Jimmy yes, yes. Shes got one on you. Jimmy your daughter has how old is your daughter . [ cheers ] obviously, a little bit of a tricky situation because my daughters dad is dating jimmys exgirlfriend. Jimmy that is true. Twisted. A horrible human centipedy vibe. But anyway jimmy wow. You should be pleased. Jimmy i am pleased. Shes out of your league, i just want you to know that. Jimmy even when i was a kid, even when i was in Like High School and college, no one in high school or college had a crush on me. So this is very, very big. Its a big night for you. And shes here. Jimmy oh, she is . Oh, good. Dont embarrass [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing . Im sorry. I had nothing to do with this. This is all her this is your mother. Lets not ruin the crush thing. I want to keep that going, okay . Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Im flattered. [ applause ] were both embarrassed. When you were your daughters age, did you have a crush on a middleaged out of shape hairy talk show host . [ laughter ] i do think its a phase, the not conventionally attractive man phase. Not that youre [ laughter ] jimmy sadly, i do know what you mean. Conventionally is a word that doesnt even need to be in the sentence. It could just be the not attractive man phase. No, no. I had this i really didnt have a type. So i veered from into boris becker and then to the men who had no teeth. Jimmy adam ant to boris becker. You had a. A. , then b. B. And what was the name of the singer from the pogues name . I met boris becker. Jimmy what did he say . It had passed, for me. Jimmy for you, yes. At the time, i dont know how old i was. I was young. I was still at that magical thinking phase where i thought i could control things with my mind. I felt that i helped him win wimbledon just by squeezing my uterus. I could feel my fallopian tubes going into a ball. He kept getting a shot and i thought it was me. Jimmy it may have been. He may have sensed that support. But i think a lot of people have that when they watch sports. Like when i was a kid and watch a baseball game, id sit in a certain position and if my team was winning you would nail your testicles to a picnic table. Jimmy thats something else. Im thrown for a loop by the whole thing. Sorry. Jimmy no, not sorry at all. The cofounder of reddit Alexis Ohanian is here. Hes also in love with a tennis player im not anymore. I want to be clear. Jimmy i get it. But hes marrying Serena Williams. So in a way you have that in common. Have you been on reddit, have you seen that . Im not great on things like that. I know reddit is the one where sometimes you can find pictures of porn stars with your own face on it. [ laughter ] isnt it . Jimmy i would imagine that thats probably there, yes. Ive been sent a few quite distressing photos of myself. Very busy. Not just in a wicker chair naked but involved. You know what i mean. With more than one person. So when i got sent it, i just immediately sent it to my mother with no explanation. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy and how would she react to that . Shes used to shocks. Shes used to shocks. Because she knows about the crush on you and everything. But really offensively i get a text back, oh, darling, oh, dear, oh, no, oh, youve got Hardwood Floors and thats a carpet. Jimmy is that a euphemism . No, what can i possibly cling on to that proves this isnt kate. Not my six africanamerican boyfriends all at once. But the fact that thats a carpet. Jimmy sounds like youre doing a good job of embarrassing both your mother and your daughter simultaneously. Well be back to talk about the movie the only living boy in new york. Kate beckinsale is here. Well be right back. [ applause ] portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by lays. Buy and try the 2017 do us a flavor finalists and vote for your favorite at lays. Com. So you can enjoy family time, one more time. 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I mean that people do things all the time without realizing. Might be giving into me without comprehending it. Youre doing something right now without realizing it. Yeah . What am i doing . Youre trying to make love to me. Im trying to make what to you . Im trying to make love to you . You just dont realize it. Thats kate i know. Jimmy give us a little summary of what the move se about. The movie is about im having an affair with Pierce Brosnan who is married to cynthia nixon. And his son realizes that and sorts of stalks me around new york. And i start having an affair with him also. Jeff bridges is in the movie. Jimmy you do not have an affair with him . The only person i did not. Jimmy did you spend much time with jeff . I think the thing with je jeff, you think hes so cool, then when you meet him, hes even cooler than you thought he would be. Jimmy i agree with you, yes. Hes obsessed with that game with the little plastic pigs in a bag. Jimmy yeah. You know what . He brought the pigs in the bag to the show once years ago. Did he . Hes still at it. Jimmy hes still playing the pigs in a bag. He dumps the pigs out and where they land is completely incomprehensible to anybody but jeff. In jeff bridges voice, youve got a sideways leaning oinker. Great. Oh, not great. Jimmy theres no money was there money involved . The glory of winning. Jimmy the glory of winning, yeah, thats the beautiful thing about jeff bridges. Hes not concerned about that sort of thing. At all. Jimmy so whats the conversation with you and your daughter be like when you leave here . Will there be harsh words exchanged . There might not be one. That might be it. If you can provide us with a a dove et cov duvet cover and pillowcases with your image on them. Do you have a bedding line . Jimmy not now, but hopefully i could parlay this into something, me and luke skywalker. Well get you some sheets. Shes already lost interest. Thank you so much for being here. 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And just how to be cool cool if she hangs, you can show her whats go d good goes around. And around. And around good goes around and around jimmy hi there. Were back. Still to come music from justin moore. Our next guest didnt invent wasting time on the internet, but he definitely contributes to it. He is the cofounder and executive chairman of reddit, please welcome Alexis Ohanian. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for coming. Thank you for having me. Jimmy i read your book over vacation. Ways interested in having you on the show. For those who dont know, explain what reddit is because there are people who dont know. Those are the productive people. Jimmy yes. Reddit is the front page of the internet. The social network where theres tens of thousands of communities around whatever passions or interests you might have where people converse about things that are most important to them. Jimmy the thing about it is theyre able to be very, very specific. Not just if you like sports, you can whittle it, not just if you like football, you can whittle it down to like the bird teams. Teams with bird mascots. Jimmy is that really one . They fight against the cat teams. This is nfl. I dont know if they expand to other leagues. Its this thing, this sense of community that i think people are surprised by when they realize oh im not the only one who roots for all the bird mascot teams. Internet brings us together. Jimmy previously we only had this with sexual fetishes where people came together and figured out what horrible thing they liked. The worldwide web. Jimmy are there subreddits as theyre called that you go to regularly . I subscribe to probably hundred. They run the gamut. Im gog be a dad soon. So i love our children falling over which is full of videos that parents take of their kids falling over. Presumably the kids are all okay afterwards, but its helped teach me how resilient the little ones are. Theres animals being jerks. Videos of animals who are cute when they act like people. Less so when theyre being jerks to one another. Theres also animals being bros, when theyre being nice to each other. Jimmy let me open reddit up while youre telling us about this. Tens the of thousa s ths o oo communities. So its bringing in other people from literally all over the world who may not think they have anything in common but in fact have a lot more in common than they thought. Jimmy this is the front page of reddit right now. It starts with canadians are notorious for being kind. Marijuana moms. This dog looks like william h. Macy. Im going to have to click on that. [ laughter ] then i guess well determine whether the dog oh, yeah. Totally. Someone get that dog an agent. Jimmy wow. Whats amazing about this is you have these users. This is griff 42 who might have a very important day job. They might just be a bored College Student or a head of state. Jimmy no, definitely not. Definitely not a head of state. We could go way down a rabbit hole here. Theres in filthy stuff on here. Whats impressive, though, is the fact that people are spending this time and, you know, by the wisdom of the crowd its 300 Million People every month are on reddit. Some of you hopefully in the audience. [ applause ] thank you, by the way. And theyre creating this through the wisdom of the crowd this amazing content through really good conversation, and the best stuff gets voted up. The next day it shows up on blogs. Jimmy an amazing story how you got it all started and drew out the logo yourself. Yes. Jimmy then you started just seeing people posting on. Do you have like an alltime favorite post . Theres a lot. One of my favorites was on a Community Called ask reddit where people just ask openended questions. One of our most popular ones. The question was have you ever picked up a hitchhiker. An innocuous question. And the top rated comment was from this person who talked about not actually having picked up a hitchhiker but being helped when they were stranded on the side of the road. The car was totally wrecked. This family pulled over. This middle of the rain, you can just imagine. Then out of the darkness this pickup pulls up and this family piles out of it and theyre a bunch of mexican immigrants. He can tell from the little bit of english they speak, they want to help and they do so. They offer him food and give him a fresh tamale. Hes insisting, let me give you some money. They dont speak a ton of english. Hes trying to hand them 20 bucks or something because no one else would help him. The family got back in the car and said, no, no, no way. On the way out the driver said today you, tomorrow me. And this obviously, resonated with him. He shares this story on reddit. Half a Million People see it, the New York Times excerpts it the next day. A half Million People got to enjoy, not because that guy it happens to is famous but because the ser net said, this is good. More people need to hear it. In the last 12 years since we started it, the platform has given me so many more reasons to feel more connected to my fellow humans than any other social network. Jimmy wait till you see what they write about you after the show. [ applause ] this is the other project youre working on right now. Most important one. Jimmy that baby came from you. Yeah. Jimmy were you at the photo shoot . I was. And it was there are photos of me as well with her, but they put those way in the back. And as soon as i saw i mean, you watch annie leibovitz, a living legend, photographer. As soon as they started posing for this, you could just tell you were watching something amazing. You could tell you were watching this really iconic image. Jimmy what a great thing to have. Do you know the gender of your child . I dont. Jimmy i like that. We didnt either. I will say this, we have our hunches. She put it really well, actually, in the middle obviously, she won the Australian Open while pregnant. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ill tell you what, no male player has ever done that. No, and never will. And she remarked that she feels hike it has to be a girl because everything that little baby went through and handled like a champ only a woman could be Strong Enough to take on. I have to admit [ applause ] i was very lucky, very lucky to be raised by very strong amazing mother. And i mean, shes got a good point. If anything, this is my first child, this is our first child, if anything, its really just reinforced how just amazing and strong and powerful and awesome women are. And how useless we are during this whole thing. I can make you a Grilled Cheese . Jimmy Grilled Cheese or sandwich. Very, very important. Jimmy lets not minimize that. Were worthless. Jimmy in the way its taps greatest nerd makes good story in history. You marrying Serena Williams. Pretty unbelievable. Might be the greatest athlete in American History or the history of the world, not just tennis. This is unbelievable that shes chosen to populate [ laughter ] i dont mean that as an insult. Unconventional, i know. Jimmy have you ever played tennis with her . I never picked up a racket. I was so ignorant when we first met, i never watched a match on television. I was an arrogant football snob. And i turned the channel when tennis was on. She offer to give me lessons. Jimmy and . I turned them down. I would be the only person who ever turned down Serena Williams for tennis lessons and i knew there was no benefit for her seeing me that bad. Jimmy this picture would have never happened had you played tennis with her. That would have been it. True. Jimmy youre a smart guy, no question about it. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for coming. Great to meet you. Alexis ohanian, everybody. He runs redet. Go on it. Well be right back with justin moore. Jimmy and we shall return with music from justin moore. The Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank kate beckinsale, Alexis Ohanian and strummed guitar you cant experience the Canadian Rockies through a screen. You have to be here, with us. Strummed guitar travel through this natural wonder and get a glimpse of amazing. With a glass of wine in one hand, and a camera in the other, aboard rocky mountaineer. Canadas Rocky Mountains await. Call your travel agent or rocky mountaineer for special offers now. Hey bee to hive to the comb combing that honey into some gold take that gold and make it an o good goes around and around and around hey bee to hive to the o oat from the farm is the yum in yo bowl put in the good and the good will grow good goes around and around and around hey good goes around good goes around and around and around. 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Here with the song somebody else will, justin moore [ applause ] been sittin here tippin back crown straight workin up the nerve and the words to say to turn those eyes and that smile my way no time to waste cause you showed up and all eyes on you shinin like a diamond in a neon room every guy here wants to make a move i better make a move cause somebody else will if i dont walk up and ask you your name right now offer to buy you a drink sit down and tell you your looks could kill somebody else will if i dont take a chance on your lips lean in slowly stealin your kiss like this makin your world stand still somebody else will somebody else will maybe youre a little bit west coast or maybe youre a little bit down home either way girl i just gotta know i just gotta know cause somebody else will if i dont walk up and ask you your name right now offer to buy you a drink sit down and tell you your looks could kill somebody else will if i dont take a chance on your lips lean in slowly stealin your kiss like this makin your world stand still somebody else is gonna hold ya somebody gonna get to know ya if i dont get there and sweep you off your feet girl cause somebody else will oh somebody else will somebody else will if i dont walk up and ask you your name right now offer to buy you a drink sit down and tell you your looks could kill somebody else will if i dont take a chance on your lips lean in slowly stealin your kiss like this makin your world stand still somebody else will baby oh somebody else will yeah somebody else will somebody else will [ cheers and applause ] ive been watching my weight ive been tryin to do right ive been tryin to get a little more sleep at night ive been workin like a dog ive been goin to church yeah ive been bein so damn good it hurts i kinda wanna light up a couple smokes kinda want some crown mixed in my coke kinda wanna hole up in some corner booth somewhere i kinda wanna find a pretty little thing thats kinda like me dont want no strings knowin in the morning this is nightline. 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