And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 447, champaign steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much hi welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome right now. Welcome, everyone, to the tonight show. This is it. This is the show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you make the show. Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. Guys, tomorrow, of course, is the wisconsin president ial primary. Which could actually be pivotal for the republican race for president. While milwaukee has already played a major role by making all the beer thats helped us through it. [ cheers and applause ] this is crazy. Over the weekend, donald trump told the Washington Post that hell be able to get the United States completely out of debt in eight years. [ light laughter ] when asked how, trump was like, easy, declare bankruptcy and start fresh. [ laughter and applause ] its fantastic. Ive done it already. Its amazing. And Hillary Clinton said on meet the press yesterday that the fbi has not reached out to schedule an interview with her regarding her private email server. When asked how shed respond to such a request, hillary said, oh, id delete it. [ laughter and applause ] i would delete the hell out of it, yeah. Did you see this . A video is making its rounds on the internet of Hillary Clinton losing her temper when confronted by an environmental activist about taking money from the fossil fuel industry. Hillary said, the only fossil im worried about is the one from vermont that im running against. [ laughter ] [ applause ] last week, we mentioned that jeb bush is returning to the speaking circuit after his failed run for the republican nomination. People say hes over the election, but going by the titles of some of his speeches, you can tell its still on his mind. Check this out. First theres the campaign bus bathroom where no one can hear you cry. [ laughter and applause ] then theres learning to pronounce guacamole like youre not tony montana in scarface. [ laughter ] wuacamolay. Steve wuac. Jimmy wuacamolay. [ laughter ] and finally theres the kids table where you sit when two people in your family did win the presidency. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy you know, it just seemed wrong. It seems like hes not over it. Steve i dont know if hell jimmy get this, i heard that duck dynasty star Willy Robertson just joined the Fox News Channel as a a contributor. And [ laughter ] well, i think cnn heard about it, and theyre trying a little too hard to compete. Because take a look at this. Cnns dana bash has the latest on all that. [ laughter ] she joins us now. Quack. [ applause ] jimmy see what im saying . Just seems theyre trying too hard. You can tell theyre trying too hard. Steve theyre trying too hard. Jimmy yeah. Uh youre watching cnn. [ quack ] [ laughter ] some international news, north korea officially announced it is blocking facebook. So it looks like someone forgot to write happy birthday on kim jonguns wall. [ laughter ] im banning this actually, north korea is blocking facebook, youtube, and twitter. So youre safe for now, snapchat. Because he [ laughter and applause ] and this is pretty crazy here. Apparently thousands of jellyfish completely covered a a beach in south florida over the weekend. Then authorities were like, no, wait, its just a nude beach for the elderly. Sorry, i [ laughter ] jellyfish. Our bad. Our bad. Of course, the people versus o. J. Simpson is huge right now. And while everyone remembers the white bronco chase, it might finally have some competition. Yesterday, in san francisco, a a chihuahua got on the loose and they actually had to shut down the highway to catch it. This is real. Look at this footage. Jimmy there it is, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Yeah, nothing gets a tiny dog to calm down like cars with flashing lights and motorcycles chasing it over a bridge. [ applause ] crazy thing is the chihuahua was also wanted for murder. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy awful story. Awful story. And finally, this is pretty cool. Amazon founder, jeff bezos, successfully tested a rocket for his space Flight Company blue origin over the weekend. But did you see what the rocket looked like . Anyone see this . Take a look at this. [ laughter ] jimmy its the only rocket that needs a little blue pill before liftoff. [ applause ] when jeff bezos heard the comparison, he said, yeah, im sending the next one to uranus. [ laughter ] we have a great show, you guys. Give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody it is monday. Were so excited to be back. We have a big week of shows. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Its always fun when she stops by. From the new movie the boss, the hilarious Melissa Mccarthy is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there she is. Steve a delight. Jimmy shes the coolest. So funny. Im going to face off with melissa in a lip sync battle tonight in the show. [ cheers and applause ] im nervous. Plus, he stars in the new hbo series vinyl, Bobby Cannavale is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Bobby Cannavale and then we have great music. Let me tell you the story about this. I was on vacation with my wife and babies, we were in jamaica. Yeah, mon. [ cheers ] so were at this resort, golden eye, this is chris blackwell, Island Records his place. So chill and cool and fun. Were hanging out there. And i see this girl was hanging out with a bunch of friends. And they go, do you want me to take a picture of your family . cause im always taking the pictures. Im never in any of them. [ light laughter ] they all take im the one who has the phone with the camera on it. So im like im always taking them. She goes so i said sure. She was super nice. Then we started talking. She said, yeah, im in a a band. I go, oh, thats cool. And shes like, yeah, im here im deejaying this week with my brother. I go, cool. So i see them deejay. And fantastic, great reggae music. Just ska, fun, it was just really fun. The next day were having dinner new years. And its a tiny resort, so i see you see each other again. So i said, hey, you guys did a a great job. Thanks. Oh, Queen Latifah was there, too. Forgot to mention. [ light laughter ] we travel together. Yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] steve its for the taxi sequel. Jimmy thats my wife. Yeah, thats my wife. So were hanging out and everyone is eating dinner and so they have this local band come in. Theyre playing its theyre fantastic. Theyre playing covers and new songs and all this stuff. So were looking at the band, they wave hi to me and i they go, do you want to do you want to get up . I go, sure. So i get up and start singing reggae. You know. I dont know what im doing. So im like nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt you know, im just yelling. I dont know what im doing. So [ laughter ] people are trying to eat dinner. Yeah, people are trying to eat dinner. So anyways, i see this girl, natalie, and i look at this girl and i go, do you want to get up and sing something . Shes like, oh, i dont know. I go, what . Youre in a band. So i go, what do you want to sing . Shes like, oh, i dont know i do you know waiting in vain . You know, bob marley . I dont want to wait she starts singing. Its unbelievable. Her voice people were coming out of like going, what just happened . It was like her voice knockout. Like, not even fooling around. Blew the roof off the place. I was like, what band are you in . This the band right here, wild belle. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre here. Theyre fantastic anyway, youre gonna be its shes fantastic. Guys, as you know, a lot of celebrities are on facebook. And sometimes they even leave comments on each others posts. So we thought wed take yeah. Hear that . Hear that . Theyre that normal. [ light laughter ] so tonight we take a i thought wed take a look at some of them in a new segment called tonight show Facebook Comments. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show Facebook Comments jimmy lets take a look at this first example. Its a post from bill clinton. Steve oh. Jimmy he posted, i just watched my grandchilds first steps. Aw. Steve aw. Jimmy lets see some of the comments. Prince charles commented. He said, mine started school today. [ laughter ] Martha Stewart commented, mine got accepted into college. And finally, Bernie Sanders commented, mine received his first Social Security check. [ laughter ] steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy thats a big milestone. Steve big milestone. 65. Jimmy made me cry. Steve yeah. Jimmy makes me tear up a a little bit. [ light laughter ] steve sweet. Jimmy thats my grandkid. Steve sweet, yeah. So sweet. Jimmy heres one from donald trump. He said, my home at maralago is beautiful. Lets see some of the comments. John kasich commented, i prefer ohio. [ laughter ] ted cruz commented, youre not in touch with everyday americans. Chris christie commented, can you turn the invisible dog fence off, so i can go see my family . [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Thats what he had . Hes trapped . Jimmy hes trapped. Steve its like a prison. Jimmy i hope he gets home. Next one is from apple ceo tim cook. Steve oh. Jimmy he posted a picture of the new iphone with the caption, these four inches are going to make us millions. [ laughter ] stop. Dont be ahead of the steve come on. Jimmy dont be ahead of the joke. Steve yeah, come on. Jimmy thats what he steve thats what he posted. Tim cook said that. You didnt say that. Jimmy yeah. Steve wozniak said, nice. [ laughter ] Mark Zuckerberg said, awesome. And hulk hogan said, join the club. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy i think theyre talking about [ applause ] theyre talking about two different steve theyre talking about iphones. Jimmy maybe he makes phones, i dont know. Steve i dont know. Heres a post right here from panera bread. Steve oh, good. [ light laughter ] love panera. Jimmy i follow them. Steve yeah, you follow them all the time. Jimmy on every social media steve every social media outlet they have. Jimmy its fantastic. Steve ive seen you just sit and park your car and watch panera bread. [ laughter ] jimmy well, they posted they said, we throw out our unfresh bread every night. Lets see some of the comments. Subway responded, its always better to eat fresh. I guess. Papa johns commented, customers will appreciate the quality of your food. And olive garden commented, where do you usually dispose of it . Asking for a friend. [ laughter ] steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy Unlimited Unlimited breadsticks. Steve any jimmy unlimited. Steve a million . You got it. Jimmy yeah. You can eat there four days if you want to. Steve yeah. Sit here. Jimmy unlimited. Steve if you go to the bathroom, though, youre done. Jimmy deals off, man, yeah. Unless you do it while youre eating. [ light laughter ] heres one from president obama. He posted a picture of his family on easter last week, with the easter bunny, with the caption, the whole family was together this easter. Hillary clinton commented, beautiful. Harry reid commented, i second that. And joe biden commented, holy crap, youre related to the easter bunny . [ laughter and applause ] no, the familys on this side. Steve dont even. Jimmy why shatter his dream . Steve yeah. Hes got [ laughter ] jimmy heres the last one here, its from cuba gooding, jr. Steve oh. Jimmy love him. He wrote, do you think o. J. Really did it . John travolta commented, its a complex case, but the evidence seems convincing. David schwimmer commented, i honestly dont know. O. J. Simpson commented, 100 yes. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats all the time we have for tonight show Facebook Comments. Well be right back with Melissa Mccarthy [ cheers and applause ] starbucks® cold brew coffee. Available in original black. And now with housemade vanilla sweet cream. Smooth meets sweet. In stores now. Only at starbucks. Whats yours . Illion ways to top your kids rice krispies. A dash of fruit in their favorite colo. A bunch of pineapple cause hey its summe bananas and berries cause the letter b rock. A little bit of yogurt . Sure why not . The fun never stops how many ways can you snap, crackle, pop . If youve ever been lured in straight talk. By a low price wireless plan then theres not enough highspeed data or your bill is packed with overages and mystery fees. Stop falling for it with straight talks unlimited plan, you get americas largest, most dependable 4g lte networks. No contract, no tricks. And five gigs of highspeed data for just fortyfive dollars a month. Its time to ask yourself. Why havent i switched . Get a Samsung Galaxy s7 or bring your own phone. Find out more at straighttalkswitch. Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Award nominated actress whos new film the boss opens in theaters friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Melissa Mccarthy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Thank you. Jimmy you look gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy come on, i love you. But they love you right . [ cheers and applause ] we love you. We love you. Feeling the love . I could just run out now. It will never get this good again [ laughter ] jimmy no, you want the talk about everything. We got to talk about the boss. This is it, this friday. This is a funny, funny, funny movie. But you wrote this movie and produced it as well. I did, i did. I wrote it with my lovely husband ben. Jimmy gosh, hes a funny human being, by the way. Hes a good guy. Im going to keep him. Jimmy good, good, good. Im so happy. I said if he dates, i come with him. [ laughter ] thats so it wont be weird for another woman. Jimmy you guys wrote it together . Ben and i wrote it with our best friend Steve Mallory who plays carl in the movie with the beard who i may or may not in character say horrible things about his deceased wife. [ laughter ] as you do. Jimmy as one does. As one does, yeah. Dont get judgy. Jimmy michelle darnell, thats the greatest name i ever heard. Thats the character name. Yes. And i dont know this second i thought of her, i came up with michelle 16 years ago at the groundlings theater. Jimmy is that right . And literally i was like her name is michelle darnell, she wears turtle neck french tipped nails, statement jewelry. Like it was really weird. Every single thing i was like shell jimmy its almost like this past life you were this person. I hope so. [ light laughter ] i have a little Leona Helmsley in there. Jimmy oh. Yeah, i remember coming out the first time for previews dressed like her and somebody was like, what is with the turtleneck up to your jaw bone . Im like she always wears it like that. [ laughter ] which, of course, someone said, shes not real. Jimmy you made up this character, yeah. By the way, shes not real, crazy. Jimmy yeah. I love the turtleneck look. Its a good look. Ill tell you this, i think everyone should adopt a a turtleneck. It makes you confident. Jimmy sure. It makes you powerful. Jimmy yes. And i dont think that its certainly not just for ladies, and i can prove it. I can prove it. Come on, guys. [ applause ] jimmy you got me a a turtleneck. Its like a turtleneck plus. Im going to put it in my clothing line. Jimmy really . Its a turtle tie, guys. Its a turtle tie. [ cheers ] its a turtle tie dickey. Jimmy its a turtle tie dickey. Its got easy velcro closure jimmy turtle tie dickey is the name of my band in college. That was my prison name. [ laughter ] jimmy my prison name. This is great. Could you put it on . Its fantastic. Jimmy turtle tie dickey was your prison name. Guys, this is just making sense. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is not bad, i feel good. I mean [ laughter ] ooh jimmy hi, im turtle tie dickey. How are you doing . All of a sudden im like ben who . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, man. I tell you, a turtleneck. Jimmy i can pull it off. And a suit, yes, i say yes to it. Jimmy turtleneck tie suit. Its just unbelievable and its subtle. Turtle tie dickey. Jimmy its subtle, its almost like im not wearing a a turtleneck. Thats how much im pulling it off. Is he floating on air . [ laughter ] is that a piece of heaven . Jimmy is he a hologram . Thats how much i dont believe how awesome that dude is, yeah. Thank you for this, i appreciate it. Im going to wear this for the rest of the thing. I really, really love that idea. I dont know what that says. Jimmy lets talk about the boss. This weekend you got to go check it out. This friday, im so excited. Jimmy the idea is youre a a tycoon that kind of loses it. Shes the 47th wealthiest woman in the world. [ light laughter ] she does everything. Shes a little tony robbins, a a little Leona Helmsley. Like i said she does seminars and every product she touches i feel turns to gold. And theres a little problem with White Collar Crime and insider trading. I go down for it. I assume im going to get everything back . Because i know those people are always like, ill get it back. It will be fine. She does not so i have to move in with my assistant played by the delightful kristin bell. Jimmy shes fantastic, kristin bell. [ cheers and applause ] shes a dreamboat. Jimmy shes really, really funny too. She really is. Shes a dreamboat. Jimmy and Peter Dinklage i should say to game of thrones fans, Peter Dinklage is in the film. [ cheers ] Peter Dinklage is in this. First of all, on the way here, i swear to god, on the way here, Peter Dinklage is walking in front of our car. And im like, oh, my god, pete, pete i went like crazy. Thats kind of how i felt every day when i work with him. Jimmy isnt it weird when you see someone on the street you go i laid across ben, rolled down the window and petes walking across, its raining. And im now hanging out of the car, pete its us. Look at us. Were not crazy. [ laughter ] were not crazy, pete pete, its us jimmy were not crazy hey look at us now and he was like jimmy he probably thought it was crazy fan going oh, my gosh. I kept screaming at him in a a public street. Look at us. Its us pete, were not crazy pete its ben and melissa. Nothing. Then finally someone he was with, oh, it actually is. Then he turned around and went, hey [ laughter ] but i was like its pete. Jimmy then when he said hi, the light changed to green. Immediately. Jimmy and you guys took off away from him. Kind of left him in the dust. Bye pete. Hi, bye. We really, really rattled him. He like literally went behind a a kiosk like, im not turning around for the lady yelling, please look at me, im not crazy. Jimmy im not crazy. I had like a real shrill panic to my voice. It was not good. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip of the movie. Oh yeah. Jimmy heres Melissa Mccarthy with kristen bell in the boss. Take a look at this. If your breasts could speak right now, i think theyd be saying claire, please dont zip me up in your jeans. Youre going to zip a nipple. Thats not what theyd say. May i adjust your strap . Because im trying to help you, claire. You say be more helpful and im trying to be more helpful. You can tighten the strap. Okay. Just a little. What is that toggle . Oh, its a nursing bra. Oh, my god. Are you still nursing rachel . No its from when she was a baby. But its very comfortable. Its not comfortable to see. Now, let me see this. Its very often a fit issue. Why do these have so much oh, claire its like geppeto. [ cheers ] jimmy come on i mean jimmy you had a good face too, like right before it was like, are we going to go for this . Shes like get in there. [ laughter ] like, if youre going to do it, get in there. Jimmy its superfunny. Go check it out. Its out this weekend the boss. I got to be honest im a little nervous. I dont get nervous a lot. Im pretty freaked out about crushing you. [ laughter and applause ] no will i die . Oh. My power. Jimmy lip sync battle is about to go down, you guys. Im slightly having a heart attack. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Melissa Mccarthy and i are having a lip sync battle when we get back, get ready everybody. Inspired by a true Stella Artois story brewery closed, auction sale. I am sebastian artois. Brewmaster. Risktaker. Wake up sebastian i sold everything i had to own a brewery. You might have heard its name. So, what do you want to be remembered for . 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Melissa, since ive done it before, im going to start us off tonight. [ cheers and applause ] best of luck, pal. Youre the best in the biz. [ light laughter ] my first song is about roller skating and falling in love. It was released in 1971. The artist is one name, melanie. The song is brand new key. [ cheers and applause ] i rode my bicycle past your window last night i roller skated to your door at daylight it almost seems like youre avoiding me im okay alone but you got something i need well i got a brandnew pair of roller skates you got a brandnew key i think that we should get together and try them out you see ive been looking around a while you got something for me oh i got a brandnew pair of roller skates you got a brandnew key [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] yeah yeah what you hearing what you hearing what you hearing listen its what you hearing listen its what you hearing listen x gonna give it to ya wait for you to you get it on your own x gonna deliver it to ya knock knock open up the door its real with the nonstop pop pop and stainless steel go hard getting busy with it but i got such a good heart go hard getting busy wit it but i got such a good heart ill make a wonder if he did it damn right and ill do it again because im right so i gots to win break bread with the enemy but no matter how many cats i break bread with ill break who you sending me you never wanted nothing but your life said, bitch and thats on a light day im getting down down like said freeze but wont be the one ending up on his knees bitch please it aint even about the dough its about getting down for what you stand for first we gonna rock then we gonna roll then we let it pop go let it go x gon give it to you he gon give it to you x gon give it to you he gon give it to ya [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] bring it. Jimmy believe it or not that was my wedding song. [ laughter ] brought back memories. I got to step it up. [ cheers and applause ] start the next song. Climb on board well go slow and high tempo light and dark hold me hard and mellow im seeing the pain seeing the pleasure nobody but nobody but me body but us bodies together id love to hold you close tonight and always i love to wake up next to you i love to hold you close tonight and always i love to wake up next to you so well piss off the neighbors in the place that feels the tears the place to lose your fears yeah reckless behavior a place that is so pure so dirty and raw in the bed all day bed all day bed all day loving and fighting on its our paradise and its our war zone its our paradise and its our war zone pillow talk [ cheers and applause ] zayn, i love you, zayn i love you zayn. Im inzayn in the membrane zayn. Love you zayn. I got zayn on the brain [ cheers and applause ] and i felt the pain. Brought you some zayn. Are those perscription . They are. I got terrible cataracts. [ laughter ] thank you, thank you. [ cheers ] so im obviously going to close with a song from the pocahontas soundtrack. [ cheers ] this is colors of the wind. [ cheers and applause ] come run the hidden pine trails of the forest come taste the sunsweet berries of the earth come roll in all the riches all around you and for once never wonder what theyre worth the rainstorm and the river are my brothers the heron and the otter are my friends and we are all connected to each other in a circle in a hoop that never ends how high will the sycamore grow if you cut it down then youll never know and youll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon for whether we are white or copperskinned we need to sing with all the voices of the mountains we need to paint with all the colors of the wind [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my gosh. A standing ovation. The boss, the boss, Melissa Mccarthy, youre the lip sync champion. [ laughter ] more tonight show after the break everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] lets talk turkey. New premium carved turkey at subway. Its ovenroasted just right. Sliced thick, tender, juicy, just the way you like it. And it tastes even better with fresh veggies and applewood smoked bacon. Our new carved turkey and bacon sandwich. Subway. Fresh is what we do. Your starting lineup. Tmobile does data, differently. While the other guys gouge you for every bit of data you use, now, tmobile lets you stream all the video and music that you want from your favorite services. Free without using one bit of your lte data. Plus, you can roll your unused data forward. Nobody does data like tmobile. Switch today and get three lines for just 40 bucks each and your 4th line is free. Dad, yoh no, ill take you up to me off rthe front of the school. Thats where your friends are. Seriously, its, its really fine. You dont want to be seen with your dad . No, its. No. This about a boy . Dad stop, please. Oh, theres tracy. What [ horn honking ] [ forward collision warning ] [ car braking ] bye dad it brakes when you dont. Forward collision warning and autonomous emergency braking. Available on the redesigned passat. From volkswagen. Okawhoa ady . [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Only from xfinity. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest won an emmy award for his fantastic work on the Television Series boardwalk empire. He now stars on another yeah, hes great. He stars in another drama series for hbo created by Martin Scorsese and mick jagger. I mean, come on. Its called vinyl and it airs sundays at 9 00 p. M. Please welcome my man, Bobby Cannavale. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Thats what im talking about right there. Bobby cannavale, welcome. Good to see you, buddy. Thats a great song. Jimmy vinyl, yeah. Dude thanks for coming on the show. Congrats to everybody on the show and everybody, but congrats to the family you have a little baby. Yeah, im pretty happy about it. Jimmy yeah i know, congratulations. [ applause ] you were just showing me pictures pictures backstage. The cutest baby. Thank you. Thanks for acting like you were interested in the pictures. Jimmy no i was talking to you because i never wanted to be that guy when i had im not going to show people pictures of my baby. Because most people dont really care. They dont care. Jimmy they dont. They do not care. Only after youve shown them ten pictures, that you realize they didnt care after the first one. Jimmy but to you a a memorable moment. Look how cute. But i really do care. Because im in that phase of my life where i do care. Pretty blissful at times. Its nice just make you happy, right . Jimmy they just make everybody happy. Whats his name . Rocco. Jimmy rocco, come on, thats a cool name. Hes sweet. Hes a really good boy. He smells really good. [ laughter ] jimmy babies do smell good, right . They smell so good. I have a son who is going to be 21 next month. And he did not smell good. Jimmy no. Big change. Babies are just he smells bad. Jimmy no, no, he does. Hes a cool kid. Hes cute, but he doesnt smell good. So its a weird position to have, good smell, bad smell. Jimmy you should stop smelling your son when hes 21. [ light laughter ] thats not even the worst thing i do. You know, i now have this little baby who i just cant stop kissing, you know . And the 21yearold, he wont kiss me. And he smells bad. Hes got tattoos. Hes got hair everywhere. Hes literally the only guy on the planet that im dying to kiss me. Jimmy thats a real dad. I cant get him to kiss me. Jimmy he wont do it. No. He wont do it, yeah. Jimmy i kiss my dad, still. Do you . Jimmy yeah. Yeah, i know. You would think maybe hell come around and eventually. Jimmy give your dad a kiss, come on. Give him a kiss. [ laughter and applause ] yeah but without havent asked for it, right . Jimmy now i think its out there. I remember i would ask him, i would say to him when hes little. I would just say to him, promise me youll always give me a kiss. And he would say, i do, daddy, i do. And now [ audience aws ] they dont care. Jimmy back when he was 19 you said that. [ laughter ] he still talks like a baby. Talking to a little kid. Lets talk about vinyl. Yeah. Jimmy because this is unbelievable. You got a chance to work with Martin Scorsese and mick jagger. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i know you love music. I do, i love music. Its a great show man. I have a great time going in there every day. Jimmy just got picked up for a Second Season on hbo. Congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause ] you want to say who you are and what do you play in the show . Yeah, i play richie finestra. In 1973 i own a record company. A rock n roll record label thats really on the outs and hes trying do everything he can to not lose it both sort of literally and hes got a a cocaine problem, a little bit. Jimmy doesnt help, doesnt help the situation. So hes trying to keep it together and keep his marriage together. And it is all started blowing up for him this year. Jimmy whoever designs the sets to on your show deserves bill groom, incredible, incredible. Did boardwalk empire. Jimmy like youre back in the 70s. Its everything. Look at that, look at that ashtray. Terence winter who writes the series jimmy terence winter, hes awesome. Marty, who you were great with here jimmy oh my gosh. The guy is unbelievable. He just makes you feel like a a million bucks. Just have a conversation with him. Gosh, he loves movies. Yeah, he does. He also loves my sons name. Jimmy he does. I was so happy i named him rocco. I like the name. I like the name. Jimmy yeah, very italian name. Then he promptly sent me a a creamcolored cashmere track suit for rocco. [ laughter ] jimmy a track suit . Oh, thats the best you got to get like a a medallion, too. So cool. So cool, yeah. Jimmy hes awesome. Uncle marty. I want to show everybody a a clip. Heres Bobby Cannavale in the hbo series vinyl. Take a look at this. I gave us all a chance to turn this [ bleep ] ship around. You know, try to figure out how to make something thats spoke to people, direct line. Right to here, man. Okay . Are you too old . What do you think . What am i some kind of prophet to you, huh . Rub on me and then you hear the word of god . It costs a lot of money. Okay, there you go, julie. Got it. Screaming your heart out into a mic . It aint cheap anymore. And if you dont have 800 grand in the bank, proof and sound, it aint available. So its over, is that it, its over . No, it aint over were making a [ bleep ] 50s compilation. Jimmy Bobby Cannavale, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up is this some messedup situation im feeling like a mental patient tell me why my heart cant stop misbehaving gambling wont ever save me i run around with the wrong men for days im looking for all that it takes to get wasted give me a hit of amnesia so that i can forget that i need you give me morphine to make it much easier ohh ohh throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up ill give em another dimension i miss you so much id rather be dead baby, take me on a ride up to heaven i had you deep in my lungs you took the breath out of me all at once and im sorry for all that ive done give me amnesia so i can forget i need you take my morphine i dont wanna hurt no more babe i dont wanna hurt no more babe ohh ohh throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love in the name of love throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats amazing, amazing. Wild belle [ cheers and applause ] throw down your guns. Dreamland is out april 15th. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] alright, let me get this straight. Unbeatable . Unbeatable. Seriously . Cannot be beat . You heard me man, unbeatable. Hows that possible . Got the formula, got the chemistry. Ahhh, but the others are all talking. Right, right, talkity, talkity, talk. But when it comes to helping keep the engine clean, no gasoline can beat chevron with techron. Ahha, thats impressive. No gasoline cleans better than chevron with techron. Care for your car. spitting. Thud. nailed it sweet both cars laugh i just picked us up 2 breakfast croissants for 4, when this bear attacked. With one swipe, it devoured one of the croissants. Then jack showed up, and took care of the beast, so i could escape. And thats what happened to your breakfast croissant. And yours . It survived. Enjoy freshly cracked egg with ham and bacon. Or sausage. Two tasty croissants at an even tastier 4 price. Its a deal youll devour. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Melissa Mccarthy, Bobby Cannavale, wild belle, once again, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] wild belle. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you so much. Byebye. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Ryan Reynolds from scandal, actress katie lowes music from wyononna and the big noise. Featuring the 8g band with jaleel bunton. [ eers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. Lets get to the news. The New Hampshire primary was last night, and i guess im not surprised as the state whose motto is live free or die, voted heavily for live free and die