Musical guest migos. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 645, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i love you i love you [ cheers and applause ] hi muah muah, muah, muah, muah, muah welcome to the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thats what it is tonight. Welcome. Youre here. Thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, the big story is that the vote on the republican healthcare bill was delayed today because they didnt have enough votes to pass it. [ cheers ] when he heard that, obama called trump and said, dont worry. Obama covers depression. So, dont worry about it. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. At one point, congress was prepared to vote as late as 3 00 a. M. Congressmen called their wives told them not wait up, then they called their mistresses and said, see ya at 3 00 and you know [ cheers and applause ] steve heyyo jimmy but actually, trump was on the phone last night until almost midnight, calling republicans to try to switch their votes on the bill. All the calls started the same way you have a collect call from dont hang up, loser. [ laughter ] press one. [ applause ] dont hang up, loser. Steve rude. Jimmy trump said the hardest part was talking on one phone and tweeting on the other. [ laughter and applause ] that was multitasking is tough. Its very hard to do. Thats right, trump was up all night calling republicans. He said he would have calmed some democrats, but figured they were already on the line spying on us. [ laughter and applause ] they already know whats going on. Meanwhile, White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer says that theres currently no plan b for replacing obamacare, and women said, yeah. We know exactly where you guys stand on plan b. [ cheers and applause ] you can stop talking. Listen to this. I read that trump is the first president in 150 years without a pet in the white house. [ audience boos ] then another guy said, its okay, because i have pet in white house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] roll over, donald. There are a lot of scandals surrounding the white house right now. So, trump started giving interviews to tell his side of the story. Lets see how thats going. In an interview just out with time magazine, the president talked about his wiretapping claims against president obama. And in an answer about questions of his credibility, he responded to the reporter, i guess i cant be doing so badly because im president and youre not. [ laughter ] jimmy then the reporter was like, true, but youre being investigated by the fbi and i am not, so [ cheers and applause ] some more news out of washington, Supreme Court nominee neil gorsuch said he doesnt see judges as democrats or republicans, saying, i see judges. [ light laughter ] and when asked about the republican healthcare plan, gorsuch said, i see dead people. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, hey, whoa. Hey, no spoilers. Steve come on. Come on. Jimmy finally, this was going viral. A young girl got to meet pope francis yesterday, and she decided to grab a souvenir. Take a look at this. Yay. Yay jimmy oh [ laughter ] then, when he got home, the pope was like, hey, wheres my wallet . Hey, that girls good. [ applause ] we have great show tonight, guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, we have a fun show tonight im so excited. We have the most fun people on the show tonight. Steve oh. Jimmy this guy is one of our favorites humans. Steve love him. Jimmy star of the show blackish, Anthony Anderson is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] come on jimmy and two other shows as well. I want to talk to him. I just love him. Hes the greatest. Plus, from the popular youtube show, good mythical morning, rhett and link are joining us. [ cheers and applause ] Steve Youtube jimmy you know rhett and link . Steve yeah. Jimmy theyve been on the show before. Do you guys know rhett and link out there . If you dont [ cheers ] they got something, like, 2 billion views or 3 billion views. 3 billion. Steve billion with a b . Jimmy yeah. Not million, billion views on youtube with their show, good mythical morning. And they do a segment on their show. Its like a well, good mythical morning. Its in morning. Its, like, the two of them just talking. They have fun bits. Its really theyre just funny, charming gentlemen. But they have a bit called will it . So they started with will it taco . And they just put Different Things in a taco shell and see if they will taco. [ laughter ] some things will, and some things wont. Steve they wont. Jimmy you know, yeah. I think for them, its, like, either it will, or, yeah, it wont will. I dont know. [ laughter ] anyways, later in the show were going to play a game called will it smore . Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy be sure to stick around for than one. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Will it smore . Im assuming most things will smore. Steve most things. Jimmy which has steve will yours have marshmallows, or youre gonna try chocolate, right . Jimmy im only doing yeah, graham cracker, marshmallows. [ laughter ] no, no, yeah. Well, well see in the game later. Its pretty fun. But we got great music from migos, you guys steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy culture. Migos [ applause ] bad and boujee. Steve whoa. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Migos is on the show tonight. Actually, earlier today they stopped by our offices. So the roots and i grabbed some office supplies, and we performed our own version of bad and boujee. [ cheers and applause ] check it out [ dialtone ] hey raindrop drop top smoking on cookie in the hot box on your she a thot thot thot cooking up dope in the crockpot we came from nothing to something hey i dont trust nobody call up the gang and they coming to get you cry me a river give you hey my hey is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi rahh my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh my is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi hey my is savage ruthless hey we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh hey offset Whoo Whoo Whoo whoo whoo rackings on rackings got backends on backends im riding around in coupe in a coupe i take your up from you from you cause im a dog roof roof rahh hop in the frog whoo ha ah ah ah raindrop drop top smoking on cookie in the hot box on your she a thot thot thot rahh cooking up dope in the crockpot hey we came from nothing to something hey i dont trust nobody grip the trigger nobody call up the gang and they coming to get you cry me a river give you a my is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi rahh my is savage ruthless hey we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh my is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi hey my is savage ruthless hey we got 30s and 100 round too rahh pour a four im dropping muddy outer space kid cudi drank introduce me to your wife and we know she slutting broke a brick down nutted butted nutted dont move too fast i might shoot you huh draco bad and boujee draco im always hanging with shooters brah might be posted somewhere secluded private still be playing with pots and pans call me quavo ratatouille run with that sack call me boobie when im on stage show me boobies hey ice on my neck im the coolest im about to do it brah with the uzi raindrop drop top smoking on cookie in the hotbox on your she a thot thot thot cooking up dope in the crockpot we came from nothing to something hey i dont trust nobody grip the trigger nobody call up the gang and they come and get you hey cry me a river give you my my is bad an boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi rahh my is savage ruthless hey we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh my is bad and boujee cooking up dope with an uzi hey my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah come on steve come on jimmy that was so fun. Steve come on jimmy thats the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] thats good stuff. Come on. Steve wow you were in the chorus there. Jimmy it was office supplies. Thats all were using. Thats totally we just did that today. I was like, this sounds fantastic. [ laughter ] and i think that anyone who works in the office are going to try their versions of bad and boujee. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy we want to see it. So do it, film it, send it in to us. [ cheers and applause ] and how great is migos for doing that . Steve come on. Jimmy give it up once again for migos. [ cheers and applause ] if you are going to do it, on the phone, its number sign 2, 3. Steve right. Jimmy that was the steve thats the key. Jimmy that was the key. Steve and you were doing that the entire time. Jimmy thats [ light laughter ] its number sign 2, 3. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dont confuse it with hashtag. Steve yeah. Jimmy 2, 3. Back in the day when i grew up, it was number sign. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy wait, quest, what were you on . You were on electric stapler and scissors . Questlove electric stapler and scissors, yeah. Jimmy kamal, you had paper. Jimmy marcus . You a did a washboard. Keyboard. Jimmy a wash keyboard, a a washboard keyboard. Captian kirk had a ruler with a a tissue box. Jimmy a tissue box. With rubber bands. Jimmy with rubber bands, yeah. That were tuned to mix the sounds. James, you were a bit a of nightmare to work with. [ laughter ] steve i heard. I heard it was awful. [ laughter ] jimmy im just saying i didnt say a full on nightmare. Steve yeah. Jimmy just a bit of a a nightmare. [ laughter ] true or is not true . Did someone almost bleed because of you . [ laughter ] so, all right. Lets just not talk about, okay . Steve only two people quit. Jimmy frank knuckles, man, youre always the best. Come on. Man, we just did with the water jug. That was awesome. [ cheers and applause ] damon. Damon, love love you too, damon. Anyways, make those videos, send them in, and this is all fun. Guys, well be right back with more the tonight show. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] by the time you head to the bank and wait to get approved for a home loan, that newly listed, midcentury ranch with the garden patio will be gone. Or you could push that button. [dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank, skip the waiting, and go completely online. Get the confidence that comes from a secure, qualified mortgage approval in minutes. Lift the burden of getting a home loan with Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. [whisper rocket] i believe in me too. I am the unicorn of your confidence jjack at my place, you gete wthe double jack combo with one jack of the biggest burgers on my menu. Double the beef, double jack the cheese, plus hot and salty fries and a refreshing drink for jack just 4. 99. Yup, i took the combo and made it a bigger jack deal. Like how ben franklin made flying kites a bigger deal. Jack or how astronauts made a sunday drive a bigger deal. Jack or how egyptians made triangles a bigger deal. Sfx backup warning beep jack so, if you want to go big, you know where to go. Jack nice ride. Jack my 4. 99 double jack combo. Jack only at jack in the box. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Thank you so much for watching. I forgot to mention for our version of office supplies, office bad and boujee, of course, tariq. Tariq get outta here jimmy the most important part of the whole thing. Tariq trotter on did you have thumbtacks . Yeah, yeah. Thumbtacks, yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy if you if you thought that you heard shaking thumbtacks, that was taria doing that. You did you that great and i was the one because i was trying to get the i was just yelling, i was going like a a hype man in there. [ light laughter ] so it was like raindrops and i was supposed to go drip [ light laughter ] and then, right . Raindrops drop top and then i go, drop top. But i got so mixed up. I go, raindrops drop, drip drop, [ laughter ] jimmy and then they said crooked. Crooked. Jimmy no not crooked before tariq he said cookies in a a hot box, you said, cricket [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i thought that he was saying crickets. I didnt know what he was saying, man. Hot box, cricket he said drop top, i said, drip top. [ light laughter ] i dont know what a drip top is but i think its a way to make coffee. Im assuming. Guys, our first guest tonight is a twotime Emmy Award Nominated actor. Yes. Hes so good, starring in the very popular Comedy Series blackish, which airs wednesdays at 9 30 p. M. On abc. He also hosts a brand new show called animal nation with Anthony Anderson, which you can see wednesdays at midnight on animal planet. Please welcome the always entertaining, my man, Anthony Anderson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy emmy nominated Anthony Anderson. Man, oh, man, you deserve it. Going to do a rain drop. Drop drip. Top. [ light laughter ] drip top. Jimmy do it again. Rain drop. Drip. Drop. No, drop top. Jimmy rain drop drip, right . No. Rain drop, drop top. Jimmy i know, when i say drip. Thats the rain drop . No. Jimmy i never say the word drip . Only when you go to the doctor. [ light laughter ] jimmy i had a problem but i was waiting [ light laughter ] i wanted to endorse it. I thought was rain drop drip . Drop in the drop top. Its always all drop . Smoking on the jimmy no. So you go, wait. So you go rain drop. Drop. Top. Jimmy no. You do your thing and ill do it. I wasnt in it, so i dont have a thing. [ light laughter ] jimmy i know, but pretend [ light laughter ] rain drop. Drop. Top. Jimmy drop top. Moving on the drip. Okay. [ light laughter ] we good. We good. Jimmy but i did, so i did. Are these the ones, he says likes a, grr, like a dog, and he barks. He was like, ra i went ruff [ light laughter ] like a little puppy. How you doing . Hows everything . Hows the fam . Familys good. Im doing great. The shows are doing great. Jimmy you look great, man. Thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Jimmy always excited, dude. You posted this photo, and i almost couldnt believe it was you. I forgot you said, heres the flashback friday . Yeah. Flashback friday. They were like, is that you . I was like, yeah thats the dude that ate me. [ light laughter ] jimmy is this the heaviest you ever were . Man, yeah, look. I aint have no neck. My eyes are closed even though theyre open. [ light laughter ] look at me, man. Look at the jowls. Jimmy how heavy was this guy . I think that dude was maybe about, 275, 280 pounds and im only 510. But you could not tell me i wasnt fine. [ light laughter ] jimmy no. You could not tell me i wasnt fine [ cheers ] im saying, i never thought i was a fat dude until i lost some weight and realized, oh, i was a fat mother [ bleep ] [ light laughter ] no. Yeah. Jimmy you really didnt see yourself . No. I never saw myself as fat. You know, i was always comfortable in the skin that im in. You know, cause no matter how big i was i could still run fast, jump high, do the splits, dance and do all of that. Youre laughing, i dont know why youre laughing. [ light laughter ] jimmy ive seen. No, no, no, no [ cheers and applause ] drop, drip drop, hot drop drip drop. Jimmy all right. Stop. You dont have to prove yourself. Dont let the big thighs fool you. Look, i can cross my legs. Look at this i couldnt do this at 275 pounds. Matter of fact, look. Im ambidextrous leg crosser. Who can do that . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy you look great. Thank you, brother. Jimmy because, man, oh man, you couldnt be crushing it more. Blackish, just got picked up. Just got another season. What season you on there, three . We just finished season 3. Jimmy come on, man. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys, for your support. Jimmy great cast in that. Uhhuh. Jimmy okay, but lets talk about, you have another show, too. This is animal nation. With Anthony Anderson. Jimmy with Anthony Anderson. Uhhuh. Jimmy how did you get cast as Anthony Anderson . [ light laughter ] they were looking for an Anthony Anderson type. And i showed up to the audition. Jimmy they go, hey, i got the type. No, how fun is that, though . Its a great show, man. Think the tonight show meets wild Animal Kingdom with me as the host. And thats what our show is, man. You know, i have a celebrity guest come out talk about their love of animals. Ill have a comic come out and give some comedic anecdotes about animals. And in the last third of the show, i engage with deadly animals that could kill me in front of a live audience. [ cheers ] jimmy always freaks me out. Every time we have an animal expert on the show, it scares me, because i have no clue. I know im hoping that its safe. Right. Jimmy you never know what an animals going to do, and i dont want to bother. You know, its crazy. We were shooting promos with a a camel, an emu, and a baby goat. Um, and the camel went number one. But he went number one for about three minutes. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] they brought out a five gallon bucket to catch it. It overflowed. They brought out another five gallon bucket to catch it, it overflowed, so they just let him go. Jimmy yeah, hes like, im in hump number two. Yeah, you know, he peed so much, he lost his hump. [ light laughter ] so thats what in there . And then the emu no, not emu. The llama, not to be outdone, she went number one and number two at the same damn time. Jimmy yeah, yeah, ive seen that. Now, thats talent. I decide to do number one and number two and it dont work. Not at the same time. Jimmy no, not at the same time. Dont try that. No, not at all. Jimmy the baby goat okay . The baby goat just looked at us like, yo ant, why we here . [ light laughter ] jimmy lets go out and get a drink after this. You hung out with the baby goat later. I heard this thing about you, and i didnt know about this, but you, when you go to karaoke, one of your goto songs is one of my favorites of alltime. Okay. Jimmy which is by billy paul. Uhhuh. Jimmy can anyone guess what that is . Yall dont know . Yall dont know . Rain drop no. Not that one. Jimmy me and mrs. Jones. Yes. [ audience ahs ] yes. Jimmy that was my jam, dude. I used to jam out to that. I still jam to that, man. Jimmy i cant hit those notes. I try to jam to that. Okay. Jimmy could you, but no, i cant. No, no. But, do it . [ cheers ] this right here . Jimmy yeah. On key and everything. Could we lower the lights a a little bit, maybe . Perfect. Okay. Here we go. Me and mrs. Jones weve got a thing going on we both know that its wrong but its much too strong to let it go now [ cheers ] we meet every day at the same cafe 6 30 and no one knows well be there Holding Hands making all kinds of plans while the jukebox plays our Favorite Song [ cheers ] me and mrs. Mrs jones jimmy ah [ cheers and applause ] oh oh my goodness. Rain drop jimmy oh, drop top. Anthony anderson. [ laughter ] watch his shows, blackish, and animal nation. Well be right back with rhett and link [ cheers and applause ] [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. E trades powerful trading tools, give you access to indepth analysis, and a team of experienced traders ready to help if you need it. 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I dont want to share the cover yet, because its a big deal, no ones seen the cover yet, and i have it right here. The book is available on october 10th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome rhett and link [ cheers and applause ] all right. Jimmy that was a big deal for us. We love having you on the show. Thank you so much for coming back. Yeah. Its great to be back. Jimmy you have a book. You have a book out. This is major. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy are you excited about this . Well, weve never done that before. Nope. Jimmy this is the first havent written much. Jimmy no, but this is bookofmythicality. Com. Is where you can get all preorder the book. Preorder yeah. Jimmy and of course it will be available everywhere as well, but this is the first ever were about to show the cover here. We havent seen it either. Yeah, is it is it good . I dont want to look until he shows jimmy oh, its good. Its memorable. All right. Here it is. Lets see it. Jimmy from the creators of good mythical morning, rhett and links book of mythicality. Bam [ cheers and applause ] its a giant bowl of cheerios. Not bad jimmy that is a great how much fun was that photo shoot and was it real and was that a real giants its all photoshopped. Jimmy its all photoshopped, but you actually are in a big no, no, no, its totally real. Every bit of it is real. Im just joking, totally real. So this is actually based on something that happened to us in real life. So on an episode of good mythical morning, we actually went to a cereal factory, the kind of thing that we do on the show because im obsessed with cereal. Jimmy i enjoy cereal too, yeah. Do you have a fave or top three . No. Its just cereal, man, if its in a if its bathed in in a in a bowl of milk. Im like i want to get in there. Jimmy all right, all right, all right, hey, hey. Calm calm down, first of all. I didnt i didnt i didnt mean it like that. Jimmy the whole thing the whole description was yeah. That was weird. Jimmy that was weird, man. Sorry. Jimmy but you but you ended up going to a cereal factory. Yeah, yeah, so, and while we were there well i got into bowl is all im saying. Yeah, well hes always got a dream to bath in cereal, so while we were there, we were like, lets talk the cereal factory person into dumping hundreds of pounds of cereal and milk into a jacuzzi that we brought. [ light laughter ] he was like jimmy just assume they have a private room. You must have a room where you bathe in this, right . Yeah, and so we did it. It was glorious. Yeah. And we actually talk about that in one of the chapters in the book called embrace immaturity. Which the whole book is about mythicality, which we call a combination of curiosity, creativity and tomfoolery. The idea that you want to embrace those things in your life. As you get older, you dont want to completely grow up. So you do things like bathe in cereal, so we recreated that special moment on the front cover. Jimmy the book of mythicality right there. And did you think that did you ever think that these dudes right here would ever write a a book . No, we dont look like [ laughter and applause ] wow. Jimmy i have a lot of questions. We dont look like author material at that point. Jimmy where were you . Were you at a festival or something . Or were you at a mall. This is the zoo, man. This is the North Carolina zoo. Shout out to asheboro. Yeah jimmy North Carolina zoo. You got the zoo shirts. Yeah. Yeah, we wanted to get a a souvenir shirt and nobody wanted the giraffe shirt. And there were no youth sizes available. [ light laughter ] jimmy so you can explain this photo, but then, how could you explain this photo . [ laughter ] what remotely you have questions about this . Jimmy i have questions about this, because yeah. This doesnt look like youre at the zoo anymore. No. No. Were just were just hanging out. [ laughter ] yeah, this was just lastweek. Yeah. Jimmy that was last [ laughter ] did you happen to realize that it looked like another photo of yours . Oh. Well, now that you put them sidebyside. Jimmy yeah, i mean, your feet are even angled the same way. [ laughter ] yeah. Its all coincidence. Jimmy all coincidence. Hey, last time we did a bit on the show, and gosh, it was a a popular bit, for people watching and also people online the next day. Called will it we did will it tea . Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Jimmy and we were trying Different Things to see if it would tea or not. This is based on your bit called, will it. Its very informative and its fun and i thought maybe tonight, if you dont mind, id like to do, will it smore with you guys . Wed love to. [ cheers ] jimmy when we come back, were going to find out will it smore . With rhett and link, check it out [ cheers and applause ] vo do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave at close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light. 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Yeah, about pro wrestling. Its fake. What . Lies its. All. Lies why didnt you tell me . sorry jack, i thought you knew. Try my new grilled french toast plate with syrup and Hickory Smoked bacon. The newest addition to my brunchfast menu. Hit me with this, youll feel better. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody we are hanging out with rhett and link right here, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jimmy hmm . I think its time we asked the ageold question. Will it smore . All lets talk about that. [ applause ] good mythical morning. Now as you know on our show, we like to see if things will. And the thing we are going to find out if it will tonight, is smores. Will it smore . Jimmy all right, guys, okay. Guys what is up first . All right. For this first smore, we thought wed start with an italian classic. The pizza. Jimmy pizza. All will it smore . . Jimmy oh, my gosh. What a fantastic have you spend time in italy . No. Jimmy all right, this is it right here, lets take a peak at this. Okay. First lets guys, lets put on our goggles. Okay. [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy lets talk about this. Why exactly did we put on goggles . Jimmy i dont know. Is there any reason . Not that i jimmy theres no reason. We dont we dont just be cool about it, though, when we take them off. Jimmy sure. Be cool about it. Now. Okay. As you can see, we have replaced the graham crackers with cafeteria square pizza. Jimmy uhhuh. Mmhmm. What do you think we should call this one . How about thats a smoreay [ light laughter ] jimmy thats it. Thats exactly it. And this is like a dipping sauce next to it . They call that marinara in italy. [ laughter ] you havent been either yeah, no. Ive been on the internet, though. Jimmy i gotta try that. All right, here we go. Lets dip it. Jimmy were going to try this we got to dip it and then we got to dink it jimmy dink it and and sink it. And sink it. [ laughter ] what just happened . Jimmy somebody shot something at me. [ laughter ] a a spitball or a pingpong ball. Its going to about long night for you. Jimmy i know, i could not handle that. I cant handle that, man. Really . No, no, no, no, no. I thought there was Something Special about this. Jimmy really . Yeah. I mean, its like, you had more you had to get rid of . Jimmy i had some other piece, marshmallowed in there. I dont know. I didnt know. I did not enjoy that at all. Okay, youre not youve got to be committed to the science. Jimmy okay, well, i am. And we have to answer the question. And youve got to i mean if it doesnt go all the way down, theres only so [ laughter ] jimmy you have to digest the stuff . Well, we can talk about it well, there are more rounds, so okay. Well give you a pass on this one. Jimmy as long as one of us eats it and okay. I experienced pizza and dessert pizza at the same time. Hmm. Yeah. Jimmy okay. I think i think what do you think . [ laughter ] well will it smore . . Yes yeah [ laughter ] okay, have you ever made yourself a smore and thought, i wish this tasted more like the ocean . Jimmy no. [ laughter ] well, whether you have or not, that doesnt matter, because thats whats about to happen. Aw, no fish all will it smore . . [ laughter ] do that. Okay. So, as you can see, we have replaced the marshmallow with fish. Jimmy hmm, hmm hmm, hmm. We do this so they dont have to. Yes. Jimmy i know, yeah, i know. They wont know they wont know if this will smore, if we dont try it. All right. Jimmy i think [ laughter ] its pretty clear this is not going to smore you dont know. Jimmy like sardines or something . Yeah. Jimmy all right, what do we call what do we call this . Finding smorey. Jimmy okay, good. [ laughter and applause ] [ rim shot ] no, no, no, no. I like to call this one, id like to call this one, she sells seashells by the sea smore. Jimmy all right, there we go, here we go all right, lets try it. Here we go. Now you might want to donkey lip this one first, sometimes that helps the jimmy i have no idea what that means. Its an eating technique weve come up with just like a donkey does. Did you ever watch a donkey eat . Jimmy sure. They lip things before they begin eating it. Just lip it a little bit. [ laughter ] jimmy stop doing that its just getting its getting your mouth ready for whats about to happen. Jimmy i dont know if i can i dont know if i can donkey lip it. [ laughter ] okay. [ cheers ] jimmy do it, come on, do it do it do it or come on. [ cheers and applause ] oh. You got it down. Yeah. Oh it was horrible. Jimmy that was ah now we know. [ laughter ] jimmy i think we knew going in. All right. Does it smore . No. No, that will not smore. Jimmy that will not smore. [ woosh ] [ buzzer ] that was disgusting. That tasted like a mistake. Total mistake. All right, sorry. All right, for this next one, were going to get even more experimental, and we have decided to replace the classic marshmallow well were not going to replace it, were just give it a little bit of a tan. Jimmy okay. With some tanning spray. Tanning spray. All will it smore . . Okay. Um now, right now theres just a regular smore but were about to change the world with this smore. Jimmy yeah, im sorry. [ laughter ] before we go further why are we why are we doing this . I mean, why are we this is tan enough . This is looks like its a little uneven. Wouldnt you say . Yeah. Lets even that tan up. Jimmy an uneven tan . This yeah jimmy this is tanning spray . Now, this is totally safe. You typically shouldnt eat tanning spray but this is all natural. I mean, still, dont try this at home. Thats why were doing it. Jimmy oh, my all right. Thanks. Jimmy no problem. I wanted to make sure you got all of it. Okay. Jimmy all right, all right, all right. Thats more than enough. What . Jimmy all right. You can eat this, but kids do not eat this do not try this at home. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy dont eat tanning spray. This is a safe version that weve found somehow. Jimmy all right. Yeah. We call this one jersey smore. Jimmy yeah, i got it. All right, lets taste this guy. Dink it. Jimmy dink it and sink it. [ laughter and applause ] well hey wait. [ cheers ] its a little coconuty. Jimmy its a little its a little like bug spray, but its like a trip to the islands. Its like a beach inside jimmy its like fun in your belly will it smore . . All yes jimmy this will smore [ ding ] we got one more. This last one scares me a a little bit but i think its going to scare rhett a lot because it is his food nemesis. Liver. All liver, will it smore . . Oh, gosh. Ah jimmy all right. What if i have ever blindfolded yourself . Ah jimmy liver, what are we calling this one . How about internal smorgan. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, man. Now listen, youre going to know what it is. I mean, its still liver. Jimmy whats that . Its still liver. Jimmy i was just zoning out, though. Okay. Open wide. Jimmy ah good gosh all right. Dink it jimmy oh, no im just going to get it ready. This is insane. Here we go. Jimmy ah ah [ choking ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy cant do it, man. Cant do it, man. I cant do it. I tried. I gave it my all. Jimmy i know. I tried, too. The after taste. [ laughter ] i want more of that tanning liquid. You got any of that tanning liquid . Yeah, its gone. Jimmy that was good. All right. Will it smore . All no [ woosh ] [ buzzer ] jimmy absolutely not, all right, there you go. Just for the record, the only thing the only thing that smored was the tanning lotion. You guys, you are champions and you are legends. Thank you so much. My thanks to rhett and link. Check out good mythical morning every weekday on youtube. Well be right back with smore of the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] no i dont want there to be white marks. Nothing theres nothing there no dust, theres no marks. What is this . Oh my god, its dove no white marks. On a 100 colors. Its raised 1 dare devil, 2 dynamic diy duos, and an entrepreneur named sharon. Its witnessed 31 crashes, 4 food fights, and the flood of 09. Its your paradise perfected with behr premium plus low odor paint. The best you can buy starting under 25. Unbelievable quality. Unbeatable prices. Only at the home depot. Ive been with ive been retired for 11. S. One day my wife came home and said, youre driving me crazy. So, i figured ok, well as much coffee as i drink in my life starbucks was a logical place to work. When i first heard of cold brew i was like, we got iced coffee, why are we doing this . Until i drank it. Cold brew, you coarse grind it. And let it sit for 20 hours in cold water. It really is very smooth. Im hooked. I love it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they are a a charttopping trio from atlanta, whose new album culture debuted at number one. Performing their hit tshirt with a little help from the roots, give it up for migos [ cheers and applause ] mama told me hey not to sell work mama seventeen five same color tshirt white mama told me hey not to sell work mama seventeen five same color tshirt yeah young young poppin with a pocket full of cottage yeah woah kemosabe chopper aimin at your noggin yeah had to cop the audi then the top i had to chop it pocket watchin so i gotta keep the rocket grrah neck water faucet water mocking birds mocking woo act pint stocking nats keep thotting nat wrist on hockey hockey wrist on rocky rocky lotta peoople copy name someone can stop me no one call me papi papi sace thats my hobby sace scotty on the pocket rocket from oreilly one off in the chamber aint no need for me to cock it uhuh get to droppin when that draco get to poppin frrr all i want is cottage roll a cigar full of broccoli cookie no check want all cash i dont do deposits uhuh women cross the border women cross the tropics ima get that bag aint no doubt about it yup ima feed my family aint no way around it aint gon never let up got to show my talent show it young hitter with the anna walkin with the hammer talkin country grammar straight out nawf side young young poppin with a pocket full of cottage yeah woah kemosabe chopper aimin at your noggin yeah had to cop the audi then the top i had to chop it pocket watchin so i gotta keep the rocket mama told me hey not to sell work mama seventeen five same color tshirt white mama told me hey not to sell work mama seventeen five same color tshirt yeah mama told you mama told me mama not to sell work mama told you seventeen five same color tshirt white 1995 90s 2005 2000s seen it with my eyes seen it dope still alive dope real mob ties mob real whole pies whoa real frog eyes frog all time high high do it for the culture culture they gon bite like vultures vultures way back when i was trappin out toyotas ima hit the gas gas 12 cant pull me over space coupe quavo yoda pourin drank and soda i get on my own sir heard you gon clone sir stop all that flexin young dont wanna go there never been a gopher but i always been a soldier young in the cut posted like a vulture divin off the stage in the crowd its a mosh pit yeah shawty bad but she broke cause she dont own mama asked me son when the trappin gon quit i been ridin round through the city in my new young young poppin with a pocket full of cottage yeah woah kemosabe chopper aimin at your noggin yeah had to cop the audi then the top i had to chop it pocket watchin so i gotta keep the rocket mama told me not to sell work mama seventeen five same color tshirt white mama told me not to sell work mama seventeen five same color tshirt yeah mama told you mama told you seventeen five same color tshirt yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy migos [ cheers and applause ] culture is out now. Well be right back, everybody jack most other combos come with a wimpy, kidsized burger. Jack at my place, you get the double jack combo with one jack of the biggest burgers on my menu. Double the beef, double jack the cheese, plus hot and salty fries and a refreshing drink for jack just 4. 99. Yup, i took the combo and made it a bigger jack deal. Like how ben franklin made flying kites a bigger deal. Jack or how astronauts made a sunday drive a bigger deal. Jack or how egyptians made triangles a bigger deal. Sfx backup warning beep jack so, if you want to go big, you know where to go. Jack nice ride. Jack my 4. 99 double jack combo. Jack only at jack in the box. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks, my thanks, my thanks, to Anthony Anderson, rhett and link, migos [ cheers and applause ] migos and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania remember to get that snow stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jake gyllenhaal, comedian whitney cummings, music from post malone, featuring quavo and metro boomin, featuring the 8g band with charlie benante. Ladies and genemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. The house did not vote on the republicans obamacare replacement bill today as expected. I guess they wanted to keep obamacare until they can get this suspicious mole checked out