cheers and applause that is correct. Your next word is cbs. R buzzer . Damn it tonight, stephen welcomes Rashida Jones daveed diggs comedian Marina Franklin. And a musical performance by the struts featuring jon batiste and stay human. Captioning sponsored by cbs and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey thanks, everybody. Thank you, jon. Thanks so much. Thank you up there. Thank you down there. cheers and applause welcome to the late show everybody. Happy memorial day, everybody. Im Stephen Colbert. Did you watch the show last night . I told you last night from the the fetal position down there, donald trump hit the magic number of delegates required to secure the republican president ial nomination. And to celebrate, trump really let his hair down from the complex series of clamps that secure it to the donor skull because yesterday he instagrammed this photo of himself eating mcdonalds and the caption,celebrating 1,237, which is either the number of delegates or the number of calories he consumed. Donald trump has now officially turned into what every teenager imagines being a billionaire is like. Oh, im totally going to get a private jet and eat mcdonalds on it and im going to build a tower out of gold, and im going to buy a beauty pageant so muss universe has to kiss me. Models. And if that gets boring, ill just become president. That will be so bleep cool. What are you going to do about it . What are you going to do about it . Right . What are you going to do . Thats my life. Hey, you guys into uplifting stories . Maybe well have one of those later, not now. This isnt it. This week, in thailand, a man was bitten on the penis by a tenfoot python in his toilet. By the way, a python biting your penis is known as a number five in a bangkok sex club. laughter obviously, i would like to help keep the rest of the worlds men safe from snakeon onpenis violence. Do what i do. When i travel, i always travel with a toilet mongoog goos. I release him into the bathroom. The danger, of course, is later hell think your penis is a snake and attack you. Its really a complement. laughter applause it really is. Its a complement. Of course, its not just penis snakebite season. Its also graduation season, and this year theres one High School Senior named mike senatore, whose talent show performance is currently owning the internet. cheers stephen whaaaaaaaaaa its amazing its like dance mixed with poetry mixed with what you do when youre stoned and bored at your mall job. And i have to try this kids trick. Im going to try it right now. Lets give it a shot. Is this a good spot for it . Is this a good spot for it . Jon, could i have a little music, please. 300 violin orchestra by Jorge Quintero you know what . You know what . Lets just have him do it. Mike senatore, everybody. Thanks so much. Come on out here, mike. All right, mike, congratulations. Thank you, thank you. Stephen congratulations on absolutely just burning up the interwebs. How much time went into you learning to do that for the talent show . Maybe two hours the night before. Stephen how long did you study for your final . Not enough. Stephen do you think you can do it again for the good people here . I think so. Stephen and if he does it, were going to go nuts, right . cheers and applause mike, youre a good man. Lets make history. cheers cheers and applause mike senatore, everybody. Congratulations now say hi to jon batiste and stay human. cheers and applause . Stephen unbelievable, unbelievable. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Oh i was talking over there earlier about donald trump, and right now im going to do it again. I have a real problem. And i hope youre all here for an intervention. Right now, it seems like theres only one thing that can stop trump women. No pressure, ladies. Cnn o. R. C. dairy queen poll found that trump is viewed unfavorably by 73 of registered female voters. cheers and applause wow, wow. Nice, nice. Yeah. Clearly, donald trump has not learned how to pander to women. Like the beautiful, intelligent ladies here tonight, right . cheers and applause its not hard. And now that hes headed to the general election, trump is ratcheting up his attacks on Hillary Clinton, which is to be expected. Shes his likely opponent in november, and they disagree on all sorts of substantive policy issues, so hes saying she talks funny. I will never say this, but she screams. It drives me crazy, i didnt say it. I cant listen. She goes, and donald trump is a terrible person stephen thats a pretty good hillary. Though shouting, donald trump is a terrible person is a pretty good impression of just about any woman. laughter and trump has to be careful because trump has gotten a reputation for, shall we say, questionable attacks against women, like when he said megyn kelly had blood coming out of her wherever. Or these comments after Hillary Clinton took a bathroom break during a debate. I know where she went. Its disgusting. I dont want to talk about it. Its too disgusting. in trump voice stephen ive seen what they do in there. Ive seen the commercials. They pour blue liquid onto a cotton sponge. Its disgusting. Frankly, his attacks on Hillary Clinton have just gotten childish. Here to explain this Campaign Strategy is the trump campaigns senior junior strategist, timmy jenkins. Timmy, come on out. Have a seat here. Timmy, always good to see you, how have you gone bn . Ive been great. Youre the genius behind all the nicknames trump uses. Thats right. I came up with crooked hillary, and its following her around like bernie sanders. I mean, buttface bernie. Up top . Stephen i dont think so. And i understand now youre the head of female outreach. Im trumps goto female insult strategist. I was the one who told him to talk about Carly Fiorinas face and what boobs really do. I dont like to think about that. Stephen no, no, no, its an ugly business. Okay, well, timmy, what are your qualifications for this job . For myself last summer when i snapped the back of nicole distephanos bra. She cried. Hilarious. laughter but i also have plenty of experience dealing with my older sister, hannah. Shes always in the bathroom. Why . Stop hogging the bathroom, hannah you cant wash ugly off your face. Stephen hannah, hannah, youre a beautiful young lady, dont listen to him. Timmy, do you really think these attacks on women are a Winning Strategy . Absolutely we spent months focusgrouping trumps core demographic, and the message was clear boys rule, girls drool. Thats why, on day one of the trump administration, were hang this on the front door of the white house. Stephen timmy, mocking someones voice is one thing, but this is just discrimination. mocking this is just discrimination. Stephen i dont talk like that. mocking i dont talk like that. Wrd you learn to speak like, this your mommy . Stephen you shut up. mocking you shut up stephen listen, you cant turn the white house into a boysonly club. Youre right, stephen. But theres an even cooler club, and i want you to join it. Stephen really . Whats the club . Only superawesome people are allowed in. All you have to do to join is write the name of the club on your hand. Stephen all right, ill try that. What is the name of the club. Its the pen 15 club. Stephen 15. 15, yeah, 15. Now, show everybody. Haha you dummy. 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Its really nice to be here. Im a fan. Stephen listen i i cannot enjoy your Fathers Company more. Your father is quincy jones. Yeah, he is. Stephen as people out there may or may not know. Yeah, hes the best. Stephen ive interviewed him a few times and the last time i talked to him in that chair it was 10 minutes of one of the greatest stories ive ever heard inyi life. Did you get to see the show . I saw it. You asked him a question and he told you a story that had nothing to do with the answer. Stephen i asked him, how did you get started in music . And 10 minutes later were in some factory in the 1930s in chicago with a guy named knuckles and mugsy. The jones boys. Stephen you grew up in hollywood, he grew up in kind of street chicago in 1930s. What is that like having a dag like that . Does he ground you . Yeah, i mean, he is the greatest person, the most positive person of all time. But, you know, we grew up being very aware of what he went through and what he went through to for us to have what we have. So, yeah, theres never you know, we werent spoiled. He was always very, very clear that, you know, i brought you in this world. Ill take you out. No, he wasnt strict. Hes a realist. Stephen not strict at all, really . He was strict in the sense, they didnt overly spoil us. Have whatever you want. I worked hard so you can have whatever you want. It was, i worked hard so you can work hard. Stephen you do work hard. You dedicated yourself, even as a student, you went to harvard university. Di . And you got to be the class day speaker at the harvard university. What does that mean . Is it like the Commencement Speaker . Its Commencement Speaker for Harvard College so not the whole university but the harvard undergrads. So not the top of the line. No, im just kidding. It was great. Sort of, like the more entertaining speaker, like the ones that the student pick. Stephen ive been able to do this a few time. Ive been honored to do this at a few colleges. What was your message . Its hard to come up with what you want to tell them. You have to think about what your over life and whats in important. Stephen what did you you went to harvard. What did you tell these people coming out of harvard . I told them that they were idiot s. Stephen really . I did. It was half a joke. But, one, i told them half a joke . Well, theyre, obviously, smart. They went to harvard. But, one, theyre thought underdogs, because they went to harvard. Theyre overdogs, and now nobody will be rooting for their success so they have to make their own success. And other reason i said they were idiots is because they didnt go to sanford because the weather is better and they could drop out of school and make an app. Stephen that seems to be the success at harvard, guto harvard you drop out. Stephen bill gate. Bill gates, mark zuckerberg, matt damon. You guys blew it because you graduated. Inspiring. Inspiring stuff. Stephen how did they receive that . They were a little shocked. It was in a jocular tone. Stephen what did you study . I studied the comparative study of religion. Stephen and has that helped . No laughter not in the slightest. Stephen youre a comedian. What religions did you like to compare most . Im interested in that. I studied mainly hinduism. Stephen really . And tantra, which are versions of hinduism. Stephen sure, you dont have to tell me. Of course, i knew that. You know its like liberal arts college is really about Critical Thinking so you ceend of apply that to whatever youre studying. Stephen i cant imagine the Critical Thinking youre applying to the new project because Angie Tribeca is and i mean thisaise compliment is one of the stupidest things i have ever seen. Thank you so much. Stephen and the stupid mind of steve and nancy carell. And people know who steve carell is, and nancy was on s. N. L. Second city when i was there. You are buddies, right. Stephen i think shes funnier than steve. Im not going to say that. Theyre both my bosses. Theyre both really funny. Shes really, really fun disple we have a clip here of one of the stupider scenes i have seen on the show. Thank you. Stephen this is from the new season and this is you in a hospital bed. And youre waking up out of a coma. Jim. How long have i been out . About nine months. Did someone leave a baby in the hallway . Yeah, sorry, its me. Is it mine . Its ours. I need a minute to process this. Why dont i take little angy down to the cafeteria and you guys talk . You named her angie after me. Him . I named him after you. You take it easy, girl, all right . Hey, wheres hoffman . He knot into the evidence locker room, and ate some drug money. Hell be suspended until he poops it out. Until then ill be working with detective small. Small . Very. Hows it going . What else did i miss . Next youre going to tell me youre seeing someone else. Girls tribeca get the until here. Coming, lieutenant. Stephen yeah, comparative religion i see it totally. Thats what i needed my harvard degree for. Stephen exactly. Yup, yup, thats what it has all amounted to. By the way, i dont know if that was clear, but i had a baby while i was in a coma. Stephen no, no, its clear. I just want to make sure. Stephen it makes sense. Of course,. Stephen but you didnt even know you were pregnant. No, i was in a coma, yeah, yeah. Stephen so its funny and disturbing at the same time. Yeah, it is. Stephen you shot this on the same lot where your mom, peggy lipton, shot the mod squad. How did that feel . Its so crazy. She came to visit me and we went to the sound stage where she shot it, and she shot there 48 years ago. Stephen i want to show people who dont remember. This is what the mod squad was. Yeah and that was applause . Stephen this is mike, this is mike, this is your mom playing julie. And this is Clarence Williams playing link. Uhhuh. This was a very progressive thing at the time you know. Stephen yeah. There was a lot of they were hippies and they were undercover cops and they were cool. Stephen and now youre playing the cop on the same lot. Yeah, its just full circle, man, yeah. Stephen and one of the things that i have learned. You is that you dont mind dropping the f word, which is feminist. Yeah, no, i dont mind. Stephen that has become, in some circles, a feminist has become a bad word. Why do you think that is . I think people equate it with being a man hater, which its not what. Its just its just about gender equality, and i think the word exists, and until we have actual equality between men and women, its going to exist. Stephen you know, sometimes in these interviews applause . Stephen in these interviews themselves and be proud to be a feminist. Stephen yeah, im a feminist. Youre a feminist. Stephen ive been inforped that im a feminist and i accept that. Great, you should. Stephen that identity. You should, thats great. Do you know what to do to be a feminist . Stephen no, i have no idea. Is there something i should be doing . Well, you just have to stay educated and stay sensitive. Stephen is there a club i have to join . Because ive already put penis on my hand. Thats not in the club. Stephen thats not in the club. No, you can. Stephen i can do that . I can get in . Will you give me a pass to get in. Yeah, sure. I think you have to know what we go through. Stephen when do you mean what, do women go through . A lot of things. But there is a lot of kind of inherent sexism, when youre an actress and youre interviewed on a red carpet or about a movie. Stephen right now, have i condition anything sexist . Youve been very good. Stephen youve been a feminist. Stephen imagine im the guest and youre the host right now. Im going to ask you some questions, questions they would be asked. Stephen great, these are questions that only get asked of women. Yes. Stephen but i will answer as a man. Okay. Who are you wearing . Stephen laughter theres no label. See, see thats sexist. Stephen i dont know. Whoever it is, theyre smaller than i am. Right. Okay. Whats your beauty regimen . Stephen whats my beauty regimen . How do you keep your skin looking that soft . Stephen i get in the shower and i shave with dial soap. Is that reet . Thats right. Stephen i moisturize with whatever is on the outside of buffalo wings. Buffalo sauce . Stephen buffalo sauce, sure. Bleu cheese dressing say natural moisturer. This is important, with three kids at all, how do you do it all . Women want to know. Stephen aerkz i dont. Thats a feminist answer. Stephen really. Thats a feminist answer. Stephen i just dont do it. I dont do almost any of it. As a man in comdierk how have you been able to get your voice heard . Uh, uh, they gave me a late night show. Gave is operative. Stephen gave is operative. Exactly. I showed up and they said, how about you in . Do you think youre too good looking to be a late night host . Stephen no, i dont. I dont think i am. I think im barely good looking enough to be a late night host. You answered all those questions right. Stephen thank you very much. Unlike a woman. Theres no right answer for a woman. What do you say . Stephen i have the worst question of all, is it hard being a woman in comedy . Yeah oh, no, what, no. Its hard being a woman for every woman. Stephen really . Its hard to be a man, too. Request be get super hem 50 on you. Its hard being a man, too. No, its not. Stephen no, it is, because it doesnt matter. I cant even tell what sex you are. Thats as feminist as i can be right now,. So doesnt matter to me what sex you are, that i dont care that youre a woman. I cant tell that youre a woman. That would be the most feminist thing i could do. Oh, wow, i see. Stephen is that the most feminist thing i can do . It is, but you have to get more sensitive before you get less sensitive. Lets start there. Stephen thats number six in the bangkok sex club. Is that sexist what i did, talking about the bang cox sex club . It gets trick gle does it really . Then you get into sex worker empowerment . Right, intersexual feminism, thats what i was going to talk about. Thats when you get into sex work and classism and racism, and the fact that all types of oppression are interrelated. So you have be sensitive to all types of women. Ask. Stephen and i wish to be, but i will point out one way in which being a man is harder than a woman, okay . It is impossible for a python to bite a womans penis. Thats not true stephen thank you. Stephen the Second Season of Angie Tribeca stephen the Second Season of starts june 6 on teebs. Well be right back with hamiltons daveed diggs. E trade is all about seizing opportunity. And id like to. Cut. 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There is no more status quo put the sun comes up and the world still spins i have lafayette draft a declaration nen i say i gotta go got to be in monticello now the work at home begins so what did i miss what did i miss virginia, my home sweet home, i want to give you a ciz stephen please welcome daveed diggs band playing cheers and applause stephen nice to see you again. Great to see you. Stephen congratulations on everything. Thank you, man. Stephen how is it it feel to be part of something that has become a cultural milestone . I no pressure. I know, i cant think about that part of it. I just go to work every day. Stephen you play both jefferson and lafayette. Yes. Stephen in hamilton, the musical. And that was jefferson just then. What i love. That song, the moment when you turn around and say, what did i miss . Is a huge laugh in the musical because youve been away while hamilton and others have been back here fighting the revolution. Thomas jefferson missed everything being a rock star in france. He was a symbol of american democracy so he was literally like rock star lifestyle, and shows back up in the u. S. And is given the the job of secretary of state just sight unseen. Just shows up, here, youre secretary of state, cool. Thats pretty much Thomas Jeffersons whole life. Stephen the first secretary of state. He did a little bit of work. And had a lot of leisure time and invented things. Stephen exactly. I dont know how he planted all those crops by himself. I know. Stephen how did he have all that leisure time . He was so busy. Stephen amazing, amazing. Just pushing a plow. Stephen and both jefferson and lafayette, is there one lafayette, of course, people who dont know, a frenchman who fought with the United States against england, is there one you like doing more because theyre both fantastic part . I really love that i get to do them both because they function really differently in context of the play. Lafayettes arch, is really difficult for me to get through. Hes not on stage a ton and he has to go from somebody when we meet him is barely competent in english to we see him become a great general and doing a really fast rap piece. So im very focused and im very sort of inside of it. And jefferson the first thing i do is wave at everybody and blow them kisses. You saw the thing. Thats its rare that you get to do both of those things in one show, have these totally different theatrical experience s. Stephen one of the interesting things about, for people who havent seen hamilton, is jefferson is always portrayed as sort of a genius hero in american history. He is not the hero of this play. No, no its hamiltons story. Stephen its hamiltons story but hamilton has his own faults here. Right. Stephen why do you think that this play besides theres beautiful music, tremendous performances, a really compelling story, but why cow think it is so transformative . Because it really does feel like youre watching Something Different happen on stage . I think it has to do with that we, the performers are, sort of asked to eliminate all of the distance between ourselves and the audience, right. So thats culturally, as well as everything else. So thats why theres hiphop in the play. Hiphop is a very contemporary style of music. And that makes these characters feel contemporary and feel like people you would know and meet. Stephen it does remove the between not only you and the audience but also between the audience and the founding fathers. I think thats the thing. If that i ever were used to learning about them as statues or paints. Stephen very white statues. Very white statue s. Stephen how did you get involved in the project . I i im part of this group freestyle love supreme that is lin founded with tommy kale, our director, and Chris Jackson is also a part of this group. And we were asked to perform its an improvised rap project, and we were asked to perform at the super bowl in new orleans rapping live about sports celebrities on sports nation as they were bringing people out. Yeah, yeah. It was a totally crazy time. And were there, and tommy kale, comes up to me sort of after all this is done and says, hey, lin, is working on a new thing. Were going to do a reading, its a rap musical about Alexander Hamilton. Will you come and be a part of it . Stephen what was your first reaction, a rap musical about the founder of the federal Banking System . It immediately made perfect sense and i knew exactly i actually told tommy to his face it was a terrible idea. And then told him to send me the script because i was for sure mott my friends writing a play and they want to pay me . Yeah. As soon as they sent me the music, it was all of a sudden it makes perfect sense. Thats the funny thing about this show, the pitch is not great, you know. Stephen my reaction i heard about it, and everybody said, you have to go see it. I think you guys were still in previews you had moved to broadway but hadnt opened yet, and my reaction is what i think a lot of peoples reaction is. The first 15 minute you go, this is good. This is good. I wonder how long they can sustain this . Because it is so different. Youre not used to seeing certainly history or musical presented this way on praud way. And the next 15 minute they go, wow, that is really extraordinary. And 15 minutes later youve completely forgotten its a new form and two hours later youre saying, why am i crying over Alexander Hamilton . Why am i crying over Alexander Hamilton, daveed diggs . Well, i dont know. Maybe because you havent done it 500 times. laughter applause . Stephen youre look, Alexander Hamilton, enough, enough stephen well, i would see it 500 times. Please do. Stephen thank you so much for being here. Good luck with the tonies on june 12 right here on cbs. Daveed diggs, everybody. Well be right back. With a performance from comedian Marina Franklin. Thanks, man. applause rockabye stacy running nonstop. Lifting up patients. Changing their socks. Youre sore and youre beat from all that you did. For rest and relief try sealys hybrid. So take a load off and feel good as new. Cause sealys support is perfect for you. Only the sealy hybrid has Posturepedic Technology to support you where you need it most. Sealy. Proud supporter of you. Todays the day oh look creepy gloves for my feet. When i was a kid there was a handle. And a face. This is nice. Does it come in a california king . Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. These are the worst, right . Im gonna buy them. Boom. Ill take them. Impulse buy. Ommmmmmmmmmm. Presenting the American Express blue cash everyday card with cash back on purchases. Its all happening. And no annual fee. Here we go cash back on purchases. Backed by the service and security of American Express. Cash back on purchases. 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Ill just be hanging out at the game stop, and they just come into my life. laughter thats where i hang out. Im like, you want this . Come and get it. laughter he was too young for me, though. It was exhausting. Being a cougar, by the way, is not all its cracked up to be, okay. This guy of always weak. Awake, just looking at me like, what next . Im like, nothing. Take a nap. He didnt understand the beauty of a nap. He had a really nice apartment, though. Thats important. In new york city, if you get a guy with a nice apartment, you got to hold on to that. Okay. Im a feminist. I am. But i tap out. laughter like, i believe in equal pay, but i also believe in his pay. laughter applause all right. Yeah lets fight for both his pay, my pay, but more his pay. His apartment was really nice, but i remember one time we got in a fight there because of his hormones, you know. He was always angry about something. And he looked at me like, im going to sleep in the other room. I was like, you have another room . That is hot. This is going to work out. Because my apartment is very small. Its a true new york apartment. If i get angry in my apartment, i angle myself like this. Its not right. Its not right. He was white, by the way. Thats something were doing. laughter i date the brothers, too, you know. The economys Getting Better so im going to go back. laughter applause im going back i actually went on a date with a brother, black guy, just in case. laughter but i was off. It had been a long time, and i should have segued back, you know. Maybe dated a brother on a skateboard, you know. Maybe a brother that listens to npr, something light. Because this brother was rough. And on the date, i felt like a white girl dating a black guy. Like, i called him to come pick me up on a date. He got upset. Hes like, what do you mean . Enh . Im gonna come pick you up . You tell me where you live. You got to be specific, enh. I got a nice car. Police could pull me over. Or you could walk. laughter ive like, oh, my god, are you serious . Walk . Like, why would i do that . Like, just as an f. Y. I. , not a walker. And, like, why are you so angry . Like, where does that come from . Where does it come from . And police are here to protect you. laughter applause oh, okay. All right. Yeah, okay. Some of you are laughing, and some of of you are like, yes, the police are here to protect you. Where was the joke in that . I didnt hear it. I didnt hear that joke. I had a girl get mad at me about that joke because she thought i was mocking the voice too much. She was like, we dont talk like that. Yes, you do. Its actually my voice. I grew up in the suburbs, white neighborhood. Im bilingual, i can do both. You guys are great thank you so much stephen thank you so much. Stephen her podcast, friends like us, is on the cbs play it network. Marina franklin, everybody well be right back with the struts. Whatcha gonna do when you get outta here . 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