Thank you. Sometimes people need reminding that its friday. Jon right. Stephen they go, is this thursday or is this friday . You go, its friday, and suddenly theyre very excited. Its friday, everybody. Thank you for being here. Thats obvious. Thats obvious. Youre welcome, by the way. This being friday, tomorrow brings us to the end of drumples first 100 days in office. After this after this, we cannot bring him back to the store without a receipt. Slightly damaged goods. laughter maybe the president hasnt gotten a lot done in his first 100 days, but you know who has . America. All right. Congratulations. All right. applause you did it, all right. First of all, we survived a Trump Presidency for 100 days. All right cheers and applause i dont know about you jon we did it. We made it. Stephen i did not have that in the office pool. We really surprised me in a lot of ways. America has never been better in my opinion. La la land and moonlight won best picture thats twice the best picture in one year. Bill oreilly got fired and now has to. cheers and applause hes out there in the world. He has to sexually harass people freelance. Its not easy. And its not just famous people. In trumps first 100 days, every american has done amazing things. There are so many marches now, we are going to rebrand the st. Patricks day parade as the march against sobriety. Wherearemypants. Point is, a lot has been done in the first 100 days of trumps presidency just, none of it by him. One thing weve all been getting used to in the first 100 days is quotes coming out of this white house. No one wants their name in print, and if your name was heres a leak in a roundup of trumps first 100 days, an anonymous white house official told politico, i kind of poohpoohed the experience stuff when i first got here, but this bleep is hard. laughter applause to be clear, in that quote, this bleep refers to america, as in make this bleep great again. So inspiring. Jon so inspiring me. It makes me feel good. Stephen id buy that hat. But trump has managed to get almost one thing done on immigration, because this week the white house launched the voice office to report undocumented immigrant crimes. You got to have an immigrant crime line. Like it says on the statue of liberty give me your tired, your poor not that one hes got a knife but the thing is, ice already had a hotline that does this. In fact, officials acknowledged that theyre essentially rebranding and revamping services. So, all trump did was take something that already existed, rebrand it, and make it seem a little more racist. laughter same thing hes done with the republican party. laughter applause now, this is not fool anybody. It doesnt fool anybody. Its like time warner becoming spectrum. Now im just spending all day waiting for a slightly different colored van. But even this sort of accomplishment is off to a rough start because, as soon as the hotline launched, people started trolling it, and it was bombarded by reports of space aliens. laughter applause yeah, yeah. And half of those were from Reince Priebus calling to report steve bannon. He kind of looks like Vincent Donofrio in men in black. Now, mr. President , i really think we have to ban these muslims. Do you have any sugar water, by any chance . I dont know. And thats my denof rio, everybody. So, faced with the injustice of americans being asked to report on their neighbors, it was up to the real patriots of america prank callers. It reminds me of the famous quote, first they came for the muslims, and i said nothing. Then they came for the mexicans, and i said Howard Sterns penis Baba Booey Baba booey laughter so, thank you, Howard Sterns penis. Thank you for your service. Jon thank you, Howard Stephen lets see what else. Whats happening in the world . Oh, im a big fan of technology. You guys know that. I have all the technology, a phone and everything. I often say loudly im a fan of technology had so that alexa knows im on their side when the uprising comes. And its also why i was so excited when i learned that google founder larry page has invented a flying car. Oh, thank god. The flying car is finally here. I was afraid the douchebags were running out of things to buy. So i need a flying car just sounds dangerous. So this is it, the thing weve been promised, the things weve been dreaming about our entire lives. Lets see our flying car. And it looks like a mini trampoline had sex with a weanermobile. Its called the kitty hawk flyer, and if the commercial they showed is any indication, its going to revolutionize how rich people travel across a lake. It starts with a problem weve all faced we want to upstage the lakefront dinner party of our best friend, who we secretly hate, without using our boring old boat. But how . By strapping on our helmet, jumping on the kitty hawk we sort of know how to fly, and hovering the exposed blades at the exact height of our friends heads, and then recounting our flying machine escapades while drinking on our friends dock. And then, presumably, all having drunken sex on a pile of priceless paintings. laughter this looks great. Thats a party id go to. Everybody is going to get these cars. I predict that in ten years, theyll be so popular, that kitty hawks will be the leading cause of death among third wives. And google, google, if youre watching, i honestly dont care how expensive or how dangerous it is, i will do literally anything to avoid the lincoln tunnel. Please give me a kitty hawk or a catapult or human cannonball. Im in. Just call me. Ill be sitting with nothing to do. In the lincoln tunnel. While were on the subject of technology. Im really excited about 56ass cars 3. Did you see that. Youre probably young enough. Jon a little older. Stephen in 2005, how old were you . Jon 18. Stephen you go to hell. laughter i mean that with affection. You know i mean that with all the affection in the world. I was, too, i was in that ballpark. Jon oh, yeah . Stephen yeah. Jon aroundain. Stephen my late teens. In the cars franchise, its a whole world of cars. They drive around, they talk to each other, they have their own society, and of course it raises the question what happened to the humans . Well, pixar creative director, jay ward, just explained his theory imagine in the nearfuture when the cars keep getting smarter and smarter. And after one day, they just go, why do we need human beings anymore . Theyre just slowing us down. Its just extra weight, lets get rid of them. oh, my god. The cars killed everyone mater, how could you . So fine, get selfdriving cars. I get wanting to destroy humanity. Weve all been there. But why do the cars talk . Ward went on to speculate good news, kids, your old paul Lightning Mcqueen isa a murderer. Why are we ruining the cars movies . Its not that complicated. The cars drive around their own world because kids like things that go vroomvroom. And pixar makes the movies because they like things that make 10 billion in global merchandise sales. Got to have merchandising. Explains why Amazon Studios has released a full line of manchester by the sea action figures. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Tom hanks is here. 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The vets 1 choice. band playing cheers and applause stephen give it up for jon batiste and stay human right there, ladies and gentlemen. Jon hey stephen jon, folks heres something were all excited about here at cbs. We were talking about this earlier that you know its trumps 100th day coming up this weekend. Our good friend, john dickerson, the nation face himself of face the nation has the 100day interview on face the nation this sunday. You want to check that out. And on cbs this morning is it live . Live on monday morning theyll be at the white house again with the president to talk about the first 100 days. You have to figure if hes doing face the nation and cbs this morning, you have to figure at some point hell come by here. Jon he has to come through. Stephen i think legally the constitution requires him to come by the show. The trifecta. Youre welcome any time. Youre welcome any time. Wouldnt we love him to stop by . applause folks, my first guest tonight needs no introduction but i have to say his name so the band knows when to start playing. Please welcome tom hanks. applause cheers and applause now, look stephen yes, sir. Yes, sir. I know i know that theres been theres been a big, big swing theres been a swing in the status between you and the two jimmies, which i embrace continuously. Stephen who i love. Who i love. Theyre fabulous guys. They put on great shows. But heres what has happened, Stephen America wants to go to bed at night knowing that there is someone up on that wall. laughter not that wall. Stephen are you watching game of thrones . What wall are you talking about here. Jack nicholson you cant handle the truth walt wall. And they want to know somebody is looking out for us, then looking at them, but looking out for us. And that man is jon batiste right over there. cheers and applause jon thank you very much thank you, thank you thank you stephen he gives and he gives and he gives. So as soon as we see that little melled onia going, we sleep like babies. Where is it . Jon oh, yeah i got a little taste for you. Is it true you started learning that simply because it only takes one hand to play . Look at that. Jon i like to get up from the piano. So thats yi started playing it, you know. Stephen in new orleans they march everywhere. Theres no public transportation. They have to march everywhere in new orleans, so sad. So sad. They made the best of a bad situation. Jon exactly right. Stephen i said right now i didnt need to introduce you, but if you were to introduce tom hanks what, would you say with bthis tom hanks fellow . How would you characterize him . Uh, uh, okay, heres stephen not to put you on the spot. Well, that puts me on the spot in a big way. Stephen thats my job. I would say heres a man whos brother is a tenured professor in entomology at the university of illinois. My brother is an entymologist, so this is true. Its actually my wife and is anniversary is on sunday, 29 years. Stephen oh, congratulations. W we were on our anniversary, and we saw these College Student that had these odd little suction cuppy kind of things, and they were at the back of cacti dog something at the base of cacti, and we said, can we ask you a question . What are you guys doing . And they said, were entomology students at the university of california riverside, which is a big thing for me because my brother earned his docket rate at the university of california riverside. Stephen what is your brothers name . My brothers name is larry. But he insists on being called professor lawrence. They were suck out teeny little insect. And i said, you know, my brother is an entymologist. And they said, yeah, yeah. And he actually not only did he get his doctorate from riverside, but he uses to teach there. And they said, yeah, yeah. And i said, my my brother well, well, im tom hanks. And they said, yeah, and your brothers dr. Larry hanks. So i was like i was the famous guys brother at, you know, at the thing. And it rattled me just a tiny bit. laughter . Stephen yeah. And my brother jim is still angry about it. My sister sandra still cant quite applause . Jon yeah. Its nice though, is he older or younger . Older. Stephen good to keep you humble. Older brothers should do that. He found many a way to keep me humble when i was growing up. Stephen you have a few things that do you that would be hard to stay humble after having done. There was a big story two weeks ago, barack obama was on dave geffens yacht in french polynesia, best of all the polynesias. It was. Way western way better than dutch polynesia. Stephen please. Its no fiji or mongolia, but nonetheless. cheers and applause ill always pays to watch the audience warmups, stephen. I dont know if you do that up in your penthouse before the show. Stephen no, no, no. Before you take the what is it the bat pole down. Stephen im up on the wall, tom. Im up on the wall with jon. Youre up on that wall. Stephen eating chicken parmesan. Yeah, that made the news. It was interesting. And both oprah and i were really pissed off because stephen because it was the president , the first lady, oprah, you, and bruce springsteen. Is this the way we are in the world . Is this whats going on in social media that oprah and i cannot go on a billionaires boat to tahiti with a former profit United States and not keep it secret for gods sakes is this where we are, stephen colbert. Stephen im so sorry. It was not look, imagine imagine what it could have been like. Triple it. It was like it was off the scale fantastic. Stephen what do you do . Do you just sit on the boat ill tell you one thing that happened to tom hanks, to little tommy hanks. Stephen larrys brother. Larrys brother. Ill tell you what happens to him. He gets screwed, and ill tell you how. Stephen really . Ill tell you how. In the bad way, in the pejorative way, not in the delightful way. Stephen who knows . Youre on a boat. International waters, tom. International waters. Actually, no we were anyway, french polynesia. Youre there and every day is just like crazy love boat, scandals resort fantastic. And they say, hey, tomorrow, lets lets get well get some bikes. And theres, like, theres a lot of people plus theres secret service. Theres that aspect of it. They call a guy that says rent bikes, enough for everybody. I dont know how many there were a lot. There were a lot of us. We go on shores and a ray bicycles have been procured for us, rented from all corners of polynesia and tahiti, bora bora. Theyve all theyve all come. And bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Everybody gets on their bikes and takes off. And im going to tell you right now. There were some great bikes there. There were some just fine and dandy bikes. And there was one piece of junk, hunk a junk bike. Who do you think got the piece of junk, hunk a junk bikes. The secret service hop on the shineola bikes with the bells and streamers that come off the handle bar s. Stephen thats for security. Off they go, the former oprah theyre all gone, and i have a bike that you couldnt deliver newspapers with. laughter it was first of all, it was an undersized girls bike, you know, with the thing not the not the manly bar. But the little that thing that goes down there. Stephen sure. It was rusted, like, all over. And instead of the handle bars out like that, they were in like this. And not only that, it only had one gear pawment others were, like, mountain bikes 27 gears and shifters. I literally have a single sproket and coaster brakes that hardly and im like and they said its tahitian islands are beautiful to go biking because its so flat. Nonsense i dont know what the french word is. It is not this is what my view of riding a bike in tahiti was, upupuphupupup. And im going like this. It was so bad i passed, like, my sixth tahitian corrugated tin hut of the people who live there they can live in like its paradise. Every one of which had chickens running around in the front, a very mean dog on a rope, a miniature satellite dish pointed to the horizon. Stephen sure. And very nice people who would wave to me they wave to everybody as they went by, and they saved for me these words in the local language, crappy bike. laughter like this. It was miserable cheers it was misserable so you tell me. Do you want to repeat that exercise . Do you want to go back on that vacation boat . I dont think so. Id rather go back and get legionnaires disease on that boat. Stephen when youre on Something Like that, how famous are you, is my question . When you look around that boat and see oprah and bruce and the president and david geffen is there. Do you go, holy cow or do you go, wednesday. Very low on the food chain on that one. Stephen really . Well, its all about how you participate in the conversations. Because its really about great ideas that are talked about at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And you just want to get there and hung on every word, and id love to share a ton of stories with you from it. But theyre classified. laughter . Stephen oh,. Literally there were a couple of times we said, hey what about the thing with the stuff and the thing like that, mr. President. And he said, you know, id like to share that with you, but its classified. Stephen and he was not joc. Stephen the thing and the stuff is about russia, right . Hold that thought. Well be back with more tom hanks. 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That was an extraordinary story you just told me about the president s classified information. And now you understand if you repeat that on your show, there will be a black van showing up at your house. Stephen theres always a black van showing up at my house. Thats how i get to work. Is it the thing with the flames spray painted on the side. Stephen it says afternoon delight. Hey, if that van is rocking. Stephen you have done something thats kind of interesting to me a couple of times. Okay. Stephen you have once again purchased the White House Press corps their own espresso machine . Yes, yes, i did that. applause . Stephen and this was this was do i mind if i read this, show this . Go ahead. Stephen you subject this note along to the White House Press co. Is this in the White House Press room where they hang out . Its in back. To the White House Press core, keep up the good fight for truth, justice, and the american way, especially for the truth part. Tom hanks. cheers and applause . By the way, that was by thats by bill that is a puleitz pulitzer prizewinning drawing by oh, geez. Im blanking on the name. Stephen bill elder . Yeah, yeah, the great world war ii cartoonist. Yeah, ive done that for democrats and republican administrations because those poor bastards need coffee. Its just as simple as that. Stephen yeah, yeah. I think this president might be keeping them up, anyway. Certainly on their toes because you dont know whats going to happen. I have a feeling the problem now is an awful lot the spit coffee on peoples laps. Are you kidding me i think a lot of that stuff. That might be that might be happening there applause . Stephen so when did you go ahead. This started because the first time we ever went my kids were little and we had a tour of the white house. And they take you down there. If nothing is going on, if the president is not there, you can almost go anywhere you want. They take you down and you get to stand at the podium and pretend youre pointing at something. And yet, even though the president was not there, there were about six staffers or reporters and technicians in the back of the White House Press room like this upon. We said,u guys work here . And they said, every single day. I said, the president s not even here. Why do you have to be here . And they said, in case of nuclear war. laughter you know, Say Something happens. And we saw, they had this old mr. Coffee that was all skagy and whatnot. I said, guys, you might be getting a brand new cappuccino machine from perhaps a mildmannered reporter from a great metropolitan newspaper who disguised as clark kent fights the battle for truth, justice, and the american way. Im a sucker, but when i was a kid i took that to heart truth, justice, and the american way was something you kept up a neverending battle for. Stephen i agree, i agree. And people do give their lives for applause . Thank you, thank you. Stephen speaking of the american way, you have this new movie here called the circle. Oh, yeah. Stephen with the lovely and talented emma watson. Emma watson. cheers and applause stephen its about sort of social media and surveillance. What actually happens in the movie . Who are you in the movie . Well, if you took twitter, youtube, google, instagram, and apple and jammed them all into one company, they would do probably one of two things explode because of their own selfimportance, or attempt to dominate all of the world as we know it. And i play the guy who, for wonderful altruistic reasons, wants to improve the human condition and sets about could g it by way of this this social Media InternetComputer Company called the circle. And it all makes wonderful sense. Stephen people get, like, cameras, that they can put on their bodes. They get things they wear on their wrists that can keep track of their heartbeat. They they they get pads that have they can send messages on. laughter they theyre able to, like, send, like, kooks photo photos d nutty riddles to people on the other side of the its the scarciest, goofiest, dystopian version of the future youre ever going to come across. Stephen but who would pay for that . I dont know. Stephen who would pay for that . I have no idea. There are games you can play its fubby, dave eggers who was a great novelist. He wrote this thing in 2013. Now, usually in the realm of Science Fiction or reality fiction, things like that, a difference between what you think is going to happen four years ago and what really is, like, eight miles wide. Theyre not remotely correct in any way, shape, or form. I believe dave put a hex on us all, and traveled in a time machine to see what its going to be like because he captured it four years ago. Stephen well, in this scene were about to see here, emma watson, has been caught by this technology sneaking into your office. Yes, she had to be rescued from from a precarious position that she was at illegally and we know about it. Stephen okay. Jim. Now they know your secret, do you feel better or worse . Better. Relieved, actually. I am a believer in the perfectibility of human beings. With we are our best selves, the possibilities are endless. There is not a problem we cannot solve. We can cure any skis, and we can end hunger. Without secrets, without hording information, we can finally realize our potential. cheers and applause i dont believe stephen i like the turtleneck. You like that. Stephen we have to take another break here, and well be right back with more mr. Tom haifngs. Oh, really. Stephen yes, more tom hanks. Youre not going anywhere. Take on the mainstream. Introducing nissans new midnight edition. Ima wade, ima wave through the waters tell the tide, dont move Freedom Freedom i cant move freedom, cut me loose Freedom Freedom where are you . 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Yes, it has an epaestimated range of 312 miles. Yes, you will probably have to answer lots of silly questions from strangers. Yes, this is a mindblowing marvel of technology. And, yes, you can buy it today because the future doesnt start next week, next month or next year. The future starts now. In the hydrogenfueled toyota mirai. applause i would be like that stephen we have captured tom hanks for yet another act to talk together. There is nothing on tv tonight. Thats all there is. Stephen as far as im concerned, there is nothing on tv. All right. Stephen i wanted to ask you about your friend joh jonatn demme, who i know is a deer daer friend of yours and you did philadelphia together. He played a cameo, hes a movie director. God bless him. I love him. Its been a tough week, frankly. My whole Production Company came about because of jonathan. Heres the thing about working with jonathan. Jonathan, all of his movies were like you were hanging out with the most wellliked and hipped adjunct professor at your State College because he drank wine during office hours. Come on in come on if sit down thats what it was like. He had this policy that no other movie directors have, which is anybody can come to dailies. Usually directors see dalys in a locked bunker in the former Swimming Pool of the white house and you have to put, you know, thumb prints on in order to get down. Jonathan would say, come on. He would put on pizza, put on music, show whatever the dailies were. I was at dailies once sitting next to a guy who was wearing a matchy it was an odd outfit he was wearing a matching purple see the and i had never seen the guy before. Purple jacket, purpet pants. And he was sitting there, had a cup of wine, some pizza, watch something m. O. S. Stuff. And i thought he was from the prop department, one of the accountant theres a lot of people on the movie you never see. And i said, hey, man, how you doing . Pretty good, yeah. Is this your first time at dailies . Yeah. What do you do here at the movie . I dont work on the movie. Who are you . Im the fedex man. laughter he was the fedex guy fedex his car is, like, parked in the middle of the street, and jonathan said, hey, man, how you doing . Have a rough day . Im almost done. You want to watch the dailies . What are dalys . Its kind of like watching a movie that doesnt make sense. Sure. The guy says to me, is that Denzel Washington . Yeah, yeah, it is, as a matter of fact, yeah. Is he in the movie, too . Yeah. Is he in dailies . No. Oh, id love to meet him. Im telling you a slight story but im not far off the mark. Stephen there you are. A sweet guy. Another great thing about him, he was applause the first time i took my wife out on a bona fide date, as in, would you would you are you doing anything tomorrow night . Would you like to go out to maybe have dinner and maybe a movie with me . She said, sure. What do you like to see . , i dont know. Why dont we check out whats playing. How about stop making sense . I think that would be a good movie. I took my wife out and stop making sense. Stephen talking heads concert movie. Stephen one of the greatest concert movies that and the wall. Jonathan demme and martin scorsese. Stephen we have to go in a minute here, because you have given enough to america at this point. We want to give Something Back to you. Every day one of the the young people who works here, one of the assistant producers one of the millennials. Stephen one of the millennials they call each other millennials. One of the young outofcontrol young people who works in your office. Stephen she puts up the hunk of the day. And she recently put up this hunk of the day. Todays hunk is to the hunks. Oh, wait a minute hold on stephen okay . Okay . There it is. cheers and applause . All right. Stephen it goes on to say, enough said, right . Nope, ive got more to say. Every time tom says dont cry shop girl. Guess what, i do. Thanks for being a hunk. I know you have oscars. I know you have emmys. I know you have agreements . No. Stephen but now you have hunk day. Kennedy Center Honors and hunk of the day. cheers and applause do you have an acceptance speech or anything like that . You want to go out over stephen well go out over the acceptance speech. Let me get three words into it and play me off stephen before you do that. The circle is in theaters now. Tom hanks take it away. I owe this fantastic moment to my First Teacher who taught me everything i know, to my beautiful wife, rita to my kids i love you good night finitely bigger. A camera fast enough to catch this, and intelligent enough to understand what it sees. It connects you to home, and takes you anywhere you can imagine. Which makes it infinitely amazing. We, the device loving people want more than just unlimited data. We want unlimited entertainment. So we can stream unlimited action. 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Its a oneofakind experience. Butterfinger. Theres nothing like it. ,,, happiness is powerful flea and tick protection from nexgard. A delicious chew that protects for an entire month. Ask your vet for more information. Reported side effects include vomiting and itching. Nexgard. The vets 1 choice. cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest made her film debut in manchester by the sea and now stars in cbs superior donuts. Please welcome Anna Baryshnikov stephen how are you . Stephen now, welcome to the show. Hi. Stephen this is your first late night show, right . It is. Stephen welcome, youre going to love it. Thank you stephen the first of many, no doubt. Your name is a dead giveaway. Why is that. Stephen because your father is mikhail baryshnikov, and your mother is lisa reinhart, both great dancers. Did you dance . I tried. Stephen you were not forced to . No, my parents were pretty good about not putting on any pressure, but they did put me in a ballet class like we do with a lot of girls and boys but i was terrible. I was a really talkative kid and i had a lot of energy and it requires so much focus. You have to be so kind of, you know, diligent as a little kit kid, and i was all over the place. My first class i was at the bar and i was need ling around the bar, and i was talking out loud, how about this class . Its a lot of fun. Stephen how old are you at this point . I want to say maybe six or seven. Stephen such a disappointment. Yeah. All right a disaster. And the teacher came over and said, you know what, this is actually quiet time. Were learning first position. And i remember thinking, this is not going to work. Stephen so is actress a form of rebellion for you . Its like the lamest form of rebellion ever. I was like, im going to do plays stephen you started doing them early. Whats going on here . I was in a childrens shakespeare theater for several years. Stephen you have presence. Thats presence right there for a kid. You know where the camera is, thats for damn sure. Thats so nice of you to say that because i see that and im like, im just waiting for dinner. I look dead in the eyes there a little bit. Stephen not at all. Youre almost challenging. Who are you and why are you taking a photo of me . Where was this . I understands you were in, like, a new york suburban Shakespeare Company . Yeah, so my neighborhood is about that i grew up in is about 30 minutes north city. Stephen okay. And it was this really small, really, you know, supportive community, but the cool thing to do was shakespeare performed by only children. Like, the way this town felt laughter . Stephen only by children. Not by only children. You could have brothers and sisters only by children. Like, we need to socialize you guys. It was exclusively by children. You know how to the town in friday night lights is really into football. Stephen oh, yeah. It was really like that. Stephen but shakespeare for children. But shakespeare for children. We had a cheer. Stephen you had a cheer . Oh, yeah. Stephen whats your shakespeare cheer . Im suddenly regretting everything. Stephen whats your cheer we went huhungowa shakespeares got the power stephen i like it. Im sure shakespeare would like it, too. Thats fantastic. Good old willy would have loved it. Stephen your first movie is manchester by the sea. Yes. Stephen congratulations, your entree into movie making. Not everybody gets to do that. I havent seen it yet, dont tell me how it ends. Its super funny. Stephen you play a teenager in it . Yeah. Stephen but your costar, who is lucas hedges, is actually a teenager. Yes. Stephen you are in your 20s. He is actually a teenager. Any sort of tension there that yeah. You know, it was one of those things when i was first cast i was not sure if this is legal. laughter you know, you know, because i didnt know how if they knew how old i was. And i felt like i had to lay that on the table. But it was good. We were both nervous. It was my first movie so i was nervous. And he said he was nervous because i was older. But we got to be good friends. And he actually asked me to prom. Stephen really . Did you go as friends, as friends. Stephen did you go . At first i was like, thank you. Im so honored. This is going to be so exciting. And that was in manchester by the sea outside of boston. And i went back to new york and told my friends. I said, guess what, im going to st. Annes prom. And they were like, you cant do that. Stephen how old were you . 22. Yeah, you cant do that. You cant be 22. But i was so oblivious. I was like, its going to be great fun. They were all saying, imagine youre a parents and youre like this is my 22 going on whatever date. Stephen how did you get your boston accent . You have a good one. How did you get that . Thank you. Stephen we had a dialect coach and she was great, but i also i wanted to hear teenaged girls do it. Sometimes when you look up the boston accent you get yeah, get out of the car and i was playing a normal teenaged girl so i figured i would go find them at the mall. So i went to the mall and stood as close to teenaged girls as was socially acceptable. laughter and then i got arrested on the way home. Stephen did you really . No stephen oh acting well, it was lovely it meet you. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you, so nice to meet you. Stephen superior donuts airs mondays at 9 00 on cbs. Anna baryshnikov, everybody wel,,,,,,,,, the late show, everybody join us next week when ill be talking to chris pratt, amy schumer, and jim parsons. Now stick around for james corden. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry baby where you come from itll be all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for the one, the preeminent, the one, the only, james corden cheers and applause