Transcripts For KPIX The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 20170809

laughter applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Christoph Waltz. Chris odowd. And sean evans. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo thanks, everybody. Please, sit down. Thank you so much. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for that. Thank you for that. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Now i. cheers and applause i know a lot of people tune into this show on a nightly basis to get their news and information. They count on me to be a straight shooter, okay, with a calm voice. I dont want to be alarmist. Were all going to die. laughter because u. S. Intelligence believes that north korea is now making missileready nuclear weapons. My god, dennis rodman, did you do nothing . laughter but dont worry. The story gets worse because over the weekend, the u. N. Security Council Voted 150 to sanction north korea. And in response, north korea warned that they are ready to teach the u. S. A severe lesson with its nuclear strategic force, adding that other countries were not being threatened. What . How is that fair . Other countries are not . It was 15 countries. Were just one of the 15 countries. Why just us . Look, north korea, stop trying to make us a thing. Im not saying what we have is special, but its not exclusive. The united states, we sanction a lot of other countries. We sanctioned russia just last week, and it felt pretty great. They threaten us. They threaten us, okay listen, listen. They threaten us in a way you never will. You should see the size of their missiles. You know what, maybe im just saying. Maybe you should start threatening other countries, too. Get out there. Who knows . Maybe the country you really want to annihilate has been right in front of you the whole time. laughter now, this is the level of north koreas present paranoia they described this u. N. Vote against them as packs of wolves are coming in attack to strangle a nation. So in this metaphor, the u. S. And our allies are wolves . Has kim jongun ever seen a wolf . Because stranglings not really their thing. laughter aaarrgghhh stop it stop it stop it that tickles that tickles laughter i keep them now thankfully, faced with the greatest challenge of his presidency, donald trump stepped up, and in a moment of pure statesmanship, deescalated the rhetoric and brought calm to our worried nation. laughter im just kidding. He said this north korea best not make any more threats to the united states. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. He has been very threatening, beyond a normal statement. And as i said, they will be met with fire, fury and, frankly, power, the likes of which this world has never seen before. laughter applause cheers and applause laughter stephen shut up just shhhh okay . Youre going to get us all killed, and i just started the handmaids tale. laughter you know kim jonguns crazy, right . Hes a loose cannon. Like mel gibson in lethal weapon. Also, that one time he got pulled over. laughter now, look, the one ray of hope here is that im not sure whether to believe trumps Nuclear Saber rattling, and neither are you, because a poll came out today that found threequarters of americans say they cant trust most of what they hear from the white house. I dont blame them. I dont blame them. cheers and applause people are applauding profound doubt in their government. laughter i dont blame them for not trusting them. The white house has made a lot of questionable claims. For instance, the crowd size at the inauguration, the obama wiretapping, and theres no way steve bannon is that flexible. laughter but heres the thing, heres the thing while only 24 of Americans Trust what they hear from the white house, trumps Approval Rating in the poll is 38 . That means 14 of voters enjoy being lied to. And i just want to say if any of those people are tuning in right now, i just want to say, everything is going to be fine. laughter cheers and applause what else . Lighter news. Lighter news. Oh, the world is burning. The New York Times just published a report on the drastic impact of Climate Change on the u. S. , which says evidence for a changing climate abounds, from the top of the atmosphere to the depths of the oceans. And americans are feeling the effects of Climate Change right now. Its kind of detailed, so they also released this video summary. screaming hes okay. Hes okay. Hes all right. That was a stunter. That wasnt the actual earth. We wouldnt do that to the actual earth, i promise you. Unless the ratings would be really good. But heres the crazy thing this is an unreleased, asyetunapproved government report but it was released and leaked because the times says out of can the fear the Trump Administration could change or suppress the report. So, we now live in a world where Climate Science has to be leaked. Where are we going to get our weather from. Its going to be unseasonally warm this weekend. High in the low 90s. On sunday youll want to bring in an umbrella. You didnt hear it from me. Stephen now, if you want to know more about how were destroying our environment, you can read all about it in the massive 600page interagency document which i have right here and, which, in hindsight, i should not have printed out. Sorry. Thats on me. applause thats on me. Jon thats a big old document. applause stephen and the thing is, these scientists are not totally crazy to think the administration might kill this just because just yesterday, we learned the department of agriculture issued a memo instructing staff to avoid using certain terms. Apparently, Climate Change is in the avoid category. Yes, Climate Change should be in the avoid category so we can stay out of the dead category. Apparently, Climate Change and Climate Change adaptation, are to be replaced by weather extremes and resilience to weather extremes. And the term reduce Greenhouse Gases has been blacklisted in favor of build soil organic matter. Gliewd audience booo stephen do pants count as organic matter . Because todays news is making me build soil in them. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Christoph waltz is here. But when we return, surfing dogs i promise stick around. Dj hey siri, remind me to dominate relentlessly today. Csiri okay, ill remind you. 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With each glance and every Little Movement you show it. Youre gonna make it after all. It takes a long time to get to the top. Youre gonna make it after all. But with americas best youre gonna make it after all. Bumpertobumper limited youre gonna make it after all. Warranty, the allnew Volkswagen Tiguan will be there every step ow of the way. Dj siri ok, 10 minutes andr 10 counting. Es. Chef ludo je sens ce que the rock mijote. Dj man everything does sound better in french. Dj gimme some, chef. [siri ding] dennys your house. Rries and cream pancakes are in the house. With new dennys online ordering, get whatever you want, whenever you want, now wherever you want. Order at dennys. Com band playing cheers and applause stephen give it up for jon batiste and stay human right over there. cheers and applause jon, jon, jon. Man alive. Jon, i am very excited for tonights show. In a minute were going to have Christoph Waltz out here. cheers and applause were going to have chris odowd is here. And also, at the end of the show, im excited and kind of scared, because weve got a guy named sean evans on the show from from the show hot ones, from first we feast. This is on youtube. You see this guy . He eats the hottest wings legally allowable by law. And im going to eat the wings tonight and hes going to interview me. Im going to eept the wings. Ask me if i like hot food. Jon do you like hot food . Stephen i do not. This is going to be exciting. This is going to be exciting. It is going toon a roller coaster in my elementary canal. Information, where were we, right over here . Now, despite all the troubling news today, august is traditionally the slowest news cycle of the year. And Networks Often fill out their broadcasts with fluffier stories. Well, yesterday, one anchor for the bbc just could not fake interest. Now youre watching bbc news. Bear in mind, it is august. This does not look like a walk in the park. Dog owners and their pets in california have hit the waves in the Second Annual world dog surfing championships. Here are the pictures. Theres also style. Theres confidence. Theres the size of the waves. sighs the competitors main challenge is to stay afloat on the board. This is in pacifica, near san francisco. But there are also prizes for the bestdressed and tandemsurfing dogs, the winner, of course, being crowned top dog. Thats a shame. Weve run out of pictures. laughter . Stephen triewlt embodiment of that old british saying, keep calm and lose the will to live. But bbc anchors always struggle this time of year. Take a look at this bbc clip from just this morning. This is the bbc, and the august news cycle continues. sighs youve heard of spring cleaning, but raccoon cleaning . This out of montana. A raccoon inexplicably named mr. Spaghetti, has learned to sweep the floor. Wonders never cease. According to sources, the video has gone god help me toets epically megaviral. Oh, are we out of raccoon pictures already . Pity. Please, no one alert the nobel committee. laughter in other news, i went to cambridge for this. Oh, were getting more news in just now. An alligator in florida isnt just coldblooded. Hes also do i have to say this . I do or im fired . A cool dude. Floridians are celebrating after a pair of sunglasses has fallen on to an alligator. The locals have dubbed him king bad ass and have announced plans to elect him mayor. Its come to this, ladies and gentlemen the british broadcasting corporation, the network that brought you the partition of india is now reporting on animals wearing clothes oh, god my wife hates me. My children dont respect me. My life is a waste laughter wait, what . Wait. We have breaking news. Real news out of the rogue north korean regime, it appears that in the capital pyongyang, a dalmatian has learned to ride a tricycle bloody hell, thats brilliant look at him go stephen thanks for that report. 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Painter. He has found an artist. His name is juan manue django he is one of the most promising Young Artists in amsterdam. Theyll say look there at that lucky old dog. Didnt he have a lovely young wife . Stephen please welcome Christoph Waltz cheers and applause . Stephen youre the guest. Thanks so much for being here. Weve never before. Its lovely to have you on the show. Thank you. Its one of the nicest places i can meet people who i can hire. Who were you, walter keene in big eyes. You started your life not as a frightening person, though. You played a lot of sort of serrifying people. No, no, i started as a frightening person and then i was kind of, you know, put into shape. Stephen oh, oh, is that what they do in austria, they put you into shape . Yeah. You dont fit the lederhosen, otherwise. Stephen do you have pictures of you in lederhosen . Of course,. Stephen i have pictures of me in lederhosen. Really. Stephen we should trade some time or start a website. You see, we are more traditional about this. Americans are more outgoing. Were kind of very, very contained and private. Hence the, you know stephen oh, no, i know. Ive been to vienna, your home town. I love it. So do i. Its fantastic. I want to be buried there. Stephen ultimate to be buried there . Yeah. Stephen how about anything between now and death . laughter . A true viennese doesnt think that way. Stephen what do you mean . We dont think about the big in between. We think about birth in order to be able to think about death. laughter its true by the way. Stephen really . Why do you think freud invented all this stuff in i vienna. Stephen the birth canal into a hole. Keep it light. Its a latenight show. I totally like that. I like that postpone of view. We are obsessed with death but with the beauty and celebration. Funerals are the happiest of occasions. Stephen what does that make to the years in between . Does that make the years in between because you came from nothingness, and you return to nothingness, or is it you return back to the oneness with god . Is it a religious thing or merely secular . No, no, its just fun. laughter . Stephen is it fun in between because its carefree and we know were going to die so let it rip . Kind of, yes. Thats whole joke about catholicism, isnt it. Stephen almost everyone in austria is catholic, 99 . 99. 9. Stephen thats absolutely true. And you were an altar boy, right . You know, thats what you do. You dont have a choice glifs an altar boy, too, for 11 years. But you had a choice. Stephen no. laughter the youngest of 11 children. I had no choice. Sorry, i didnt know. Stephen i was whipped into service. There you gr, same thing. Stephen did you enjoy it at all . I said this to some of the my guests who were altar boys. I liked being on stage. That was my First Experience with performing. For me its a little different. Im manufacture a film person, even though i did a lot of stage. I was missing the opportunity to repeat sorry, can i do that. Stephen no, youve got to be exactly right for the priest. I had a polish guy, you know, and the polishes priests are a little sharper than the rest. And he always put me i was afraid of him so i made even more mistakes. When to ring. In the end we hid behind the big armoire and drank his wine. laughter stephen they believe. Correct me if im wrong thats a mortal sin. laughter we had we didnt have a polish priest, but our bishop, we had a german bishop. And we called him our german sheppard. And i was terrified of him. I was terrified of him. Well, i can see that. Stephen did you ever serve for a bishop . Because its a different mass when you serve for a bishop. Yeah, but i was not prominent enough. Stephen you werent first string . No. Stephen wow, you were a weak link on the altar . Yes, an understudy. Stephen you even had to wait fair while to break out as an alter boy. You have this amazing career how old were you when inglorious basterds happened . Really young, 52 yeah, i think 52. Stephen so what is it like, because you won an oscar for that. You also won an oscar did you win an oscar for django unchained. Stephen exactly right. You were exactly right about you. Youre not just somebody who is unknown . You were known worldwide at the age of 52. Were you prepared for that . Yes. The theatericality of it all. Its not different from mass. Stephen you know, vienna is amazing. Its an amazingly theatrical place in a way. For people who dont know if you havent been, you should go. People always say, why did you like it so much . Its like rome if rome fell but never burned pup get the sense of all the empire but nothing is destroyed. Things were rebuilt, i guess after the war. St. Stephens cathedral, its an incredible place. It certainly is. In all seriousness, it was one of the most beautiful cities in the world. And its an old one. It was a roman garrison, and it went all the way to today. And lets see what, you know, the future brings because politically, theyve traditionally, politically, theyre a little. Stephen to the right . Oh, i should say so. laughter . Stephen you can have fun there. Ill say one thing, late at night, i would make the disco, you know. You make the disco . No. Stephen go to make the disco . No. Stephen go to discos and it would be, jake sent me. We had a guy when we were there barbara. It was the most fun i have ever had. My writing partner. I loved a bar that nobody when i was still living in vienna as a teenager. Nobody went to that bar even though it was smack in the middle of the city, and you had to knock, and it took a while, and some old guy kind of shuffled up and put his barkeepers jacket on and let you in, and then he gave you the choice white, red referring to wine coke or fanta. And that was it. And then he shuffled over to the piano which was covered. And there was a little tape recorder on the piano. And then he pressed the button, and then there was a nice little bar. And then he shuffled off to get your white, red, coke or fanta, whatever you ordered. Stephen wow. What was your order . Beer. laughter . Stephen i want to remind you, that was not one of the options you just named. Couldnt afford the rest. But i he didnt. I just liked to sit there and see it it really was one an enchanted place. It was wonderful. You would be on your own in peace and be left alone to think about death. laughter applause Stephen Lovely to meet you. Stephen tulip fever is in theaters august 25. Christoph waltz, everybody well be right back introducing the all new brita stream. Because when it comes to great tasting water. Fill quickly and pour immediately, for great tasting water. Fast. New brita stream. You never know whatll inspire you. 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He now stars in the series get shorty. Please welcome chris odowd cheers and applause stephen i gotta tell you, not every guest gets that kind of reaction for just one of the things on their c. V. Its a good one, though. Thank you, that was very kind. Stephen nice to meet you. I never met you before. Yeah, i know, its nice. Stephen yeah. laughter your accent betrays that youre a ferner. Youre not from around here, stranger. I understand youre from ross common. Thats right. Stephen my family, too. Stop it stephen no, not at all, my brother ed is right out there, roscommon, right. The colbert help cans. Stephen the tuck side of the family. Have you been. Stephen yes. Its nice. Stephen oh, its lovely a lot of bog. Stephen a lot of peat. If youre into soil its really the place for you. You probably dont know this, we have the best Football Team in ireland. Stephen oh, i didnt know that. You mean so, right . No, i mean gaelic football. Stephen oh, gaelic football, sure. Which is a sport for strong men. laughter stephen did you play . Did you play . I played a bit. I played a bit because i was tall. Stephen does that help . Big advantage. Stephen you attended drama school in london. Right. Stephen okay. And was that fun . How old were you when you went there . Like, 20. Stephen thats a good time. Yeah, it was nice. I went to college in dublin, first, and i wanted to be a political speechwriter. Stephen really . Yeah. Stephen what drew you to that . Ive always liked orators and wellused words. laughter cheers and applause . Stephen worn down, all worndown words, well used. Thats right. Overly used phrases and lexicon. But anyway, i started doing plays when i was in college doing that. Gave up on the politics nonsense. And then went to drama school, and struggled for 10 years. Stephen 10 years. Thats a long time to struggle. Yeah. Stephen its good for you, though, dont you think . Suffering is good. I dont know if thats true. Stephen its common. I dont know if its good, but its a common thing. Its a hard thing to say around irish people, hey, this strug cell great for you. Its character building. You dont need that food nonsense stephen now, i understand you had you had a job when you were a young actor trying to make it for is it the World Wildlife fund . Oh, right, yes. I was, like i was, like, a call center operative. Stephen you call and say give money so we can save the animals . Right. And i was on, like, the endangered species beat. Stephen oh, save us give us money now because these things could be gone these guys are in trouble. Do it today. But the problem is, when youre endangered species, theres the kind of really cool ones, like the elephants or whatever. But another guy had those. And most of the endangered species are like a newt from alaska. And a bad batfrom new zealand. Yeah, new zealand bats sadly, they are no longer. But when you call someone and youre like, i need money because were trying to save these bats in new zealand. They say, that sounds great. How do we get rid of these bats . Nobody likes bats stephen just lie and say its for the pandas. Or make up animals. laughter stephen you just made up animals . Well, because i was getting so little money, and tifs, like, commission. And we were genuinely trying to save animals. So i would i would i created a couple of creature s. Stephen like what . Like what . Like, for a whole year, i was saving the species the tiger swan. laughter which stephen the tiger swan . Its essentially a swan with the plumage of a bengal. Stephen and theyre endangered . Theyre in so much trouble, Stephen Stephen has anyone seen ever seen one of them. This is the thing and people would say this all the time, i have never heard of it. And, of course, the response s, theyre really rare. Otherwise, i wouldnt be calling. We would just let them get on with their business. Stephen did it work . Not so much. Stephen okay. But it was a good year. laughter stephen now youve got the series on epix, get shorty. Yes. Stephen this is a book. Its been a movie. What do we see in the series that that is different . Whats the value added here . Well, i feel like its stephen feel free to lie because ill believe anything you say to me. laughter . I mean, its obviously, we work from the same kind of the pool of the book, but totally its very different. Its like youre visiting a bar at a different time of the week. So its, like, with the movie, its kind of slim slik and cool and its like visiting a bar, like, 9 00 p. M. On a saturday where everybodys dressed really well, and theyre using their pickup lines. In our show its, like, 3 00 a. M. On a tuesday. laughter youre kind of fighting with your girlfriend. The floor is sticky. The bar bill is about to arrive, and you cant pay it. And its, like enter scene. Its great. Its kind of gritty and ugly, like the book si think. Stephen and i think we have a clip here . We do not have a clip. Oh, good. Ill do it stephen imagine this. Imagine this laughter but on on somewhere else, on a different show. cheers and applause thanks. Thank you very much. Stephen get shorty premieres sunday on epix. Chris odowd, everybody. When we come back, im eating the hottest wings legally allowable, with sean evans. Stick around. applause s vo whenever a craving hits, vo jacks got your back. Jack somebody craving my smoky jack burger . Vo the smoky jack burger combo for 4. 99. Vo hickorysmoked bacon, smoked cheddar cheese, vo all on an artisan poppyseed bun. Vo plus fries and a refreshing drink. Vo all for just 4. 99. Man thanks, jack jack youre welcome. Vo the new smoky jack burger combo for just 4. 99. Vo only at jack in the box. band playing folks i am a new fan of my next guests show hot ones. Tonight, i enter the belly of the beast. Ladies and gentlemen, sean evans. Thanks for being here. You on this side. cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen welcome back, all right, sean, just quick. Just quickly, because we dont have much time here and we have a lot of pain to go through. I i i love your show hot ones, and what you do on the show is you put your guests off balance, i believe, in a really interesting way, by giving them increasingly spicy food and it breaks down their inhibition and you get great answers out of people. Right. Stephen you got Great Research and youre a great interviewer yourself. So im going to hand this over to you. Explain what were about to do to the people out there i already know. And then lets get lets bring the hurt. Thank you so much. I dont deserve that. That means the world to me. But heres what were doing. We have sort of an abbreviated version. Usually we do 10 wings. Today were doing four, and the sauces are by skoval score. The higher the scoval level the hotter the source. Today, vallenteen ais about 2,000. But 550,000 scoval, 110 times hotter than a jalapeno. Stephen 110 times hotter than a jalapeno. Its really a steep climb today here stephen. Stephen and were doing it in only four so it is a steep climb. The first von, vallentina. Cheers. Stephen nice. Sweet. A little something. Stephen not bad. Warm. Mmm. Thats a change. Thats a departure from ours. Stephen thats nice, slight campfire quality to it. It is. Stephen thats good. Besides being handsome talk show hosts, you and i share Something Else in common in that we both spent a lot of time in both chicago and new york city. New york slice versus deep dish. Stephen okay, totally different experiences. I like the crispness of a new york slice. Thats pizza, okay. Chicago deep dish is a baby pool filled with sauce and cheese. cheers and applause it has its place. It has its place. Stephen it has its place. But when i go to giordanos i want to bring a snorkel because im going straight in. There it is. Stephen shall we move on . Lets heat things in a little bit. This is the hot ones sauce. Im coming to you from hot ones show. Stephen fiery whic chipotle. Oh, thats really tasty. Thank you, stephen. Im blown away. Stephen whats my capsaicin level this is seven times more powerful than that . And the next one we really start going crazy. Stephen i bit my inner cheek really badly yesterday. Is that going to be a problem . I would just say its just a hurdle you have to overcome, stephen. cheers and applause stephen okay. All right. Stephen okay. This is warming up a little. Yeah. Stephen this is warming up a little bit. Thats got a little of a delayed kick to it. It might be warm in your mouth. This is my first time in the ed sullivan theater and it really is as cold as everybody size it is. Stephen its comedy weather. If somebody were to start a small fire to warm themselves up and it turned into a burng inferno, what would be the one thing you need to save before the theater burned down. Stephen what would i save from here . The one thing. Stephen these people. cheers and applause lets go, lets go. The next one is dabomb. Beyond insanity. Stephen dabomb, beyond insanity. Okay. Woe, this is what kim jongun is arming his missiles with actually. Were all doomed. This is 135,000 scovals, so heres where we crank it. Stephen oh, wow. All right. Thats not fooling around. Very smoky. Stephen yeah. This feeling i have in my mouth right now is what i was afraid of from the beginning of this. Oh oh applause bleep it. cheers and applause oh, man. Is this common . My fillings are on fire. Its all the hot ones experience. Stephen what is this . Milk, it might help you out a little bit. Probably not a ton. But stephen i know youre a huge lord of the rings fanatic. If you were in poimpression if you through the one ring into this, it would melt. Take a lap. Take a lap. cheers and applause audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen cheers and applause stephen oh oh, man stephen. Stephen. Stephen oh oh so the ring wont save you now. We have one more hot sauce to go. One more vegan nugget, and youre probably wondering why im shake the bottle. Its tradition to put a little extra dab on the last one. Stephen gimme, gimme stephen you dont have to if you dont want to. Stephen i want to. Dab, dab, dab stephen bleep . Audience Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen all right, stephen, cheers. cheers and applause stephen oh oh so, stephen. Stephen yes ask me a question. Youve been very vocal about your faith and catholicism over the years. Stephen yes. Do you oong who whatdo you think hell is actually like . And do you think it might involve death sauce with liquid rage. Stephen there would be a bottle of that and none of this available, i think. Oh, my god. Hell is the absence of gods love. And i want to ask god whatever dito deserve this, please forgive me. Okay. cheers and applause oh, bleep . Oh, my god sean, thank you. Stephen you can see new episodes of hot ones on thursdays on first we feasts website. And im an arborist with ipg e in the sierras. The drought in california has killed trees on a massive scale. Any of those trees that fail into power lines could cause a wildfire or a power outage. Public safety is the main goal of our program. Thats why were out removing these hundreds of thousands of hazard trees. Having tools and Technology Gives us a huge edge to identify hazard trees. My hope is that the work were performing allows that these forests can be sustained and enjoyed by the community in the future. Together, were building a better california. [vo] progress is seizing the moment. Your summer moment awaits you now that the summer of audi sales event is here. Audi will cover your first months lease payment on select models during the summer of audi sales event. Stephen well, thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be robert pattinson, david tennant, and niecy nash. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, john boyega and jeffrey tambor. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show cheers and applause