re laughing, but 7 years. I thought i was already an adult. At 30, i thought i was smart. 50 was sure that i understand everything. Now i hope im young and stupid. No, but they say, 45 womens berries again, if 45 womens berries, then im 75 what is dried fruit . No but i dont know, i think i in the juice. Sometimes, you know , memories will come flooding in where a young boy looks into the future where all roads are open all ahead. Now im 75. And it seems that im even younger and still ahead. The truth is ahead. Well , as soon as i got into the car, time rushed at the same speed wonderfully. Here, it seems like yesterday the first mcdonalds opened in moscow , remember, and it has already closed again. And vinokur has been with you for so many years, and distillery point i have been for a long career. Pribrezhny and Gorbachev Yeltsin putin spoke bears. When i i hear when the youth grumbles, i say everything is fine with us. Youre just not enough. No today, dear friends, there will be a new concert monologues. And the best of yesteryear will have different jokes, including 18 plus. The organizers tell me, vladimir, you should no longer joke about this. And i answer. Can i at least joke about this . Not because in jokes, im still hoo. I can joke like that for an hour and a half, that any woman they take will be satisfied. Thats when we go on tour with our guys from the theater, they often tell me vladimir natanovich its probably already hard for you to travel around russia by bus after all, after all, your age. Of course, im getting excited about such impudence, well, firstly, im young, and secondly, i lost my pension. And then, as i always say, they dont leave us. We will work until we have enough strength. Thank you my favorite viewers you make me every day to be in good shape. Always be tuned in to the wave of humor and laughter with gratitude to you. Happy anniversary i am always your Vladimir Vinokur thank you girl thank you. Thanks mother. Girl, my dear, thank you. How you name . Vika well done, will you be an artist . Thank you dear friends i want to introduce you to the hosts of the concert. Honored artist of russia theater and film actress loved by everyone, but she and yura are happy that vladimir natanovich entrusted us to hold his anniversary concert. If you knew how many wonderful guests and surprises are waiting for us today, lets start with their main thing. Friendship has passed the test of fire, water and soviet hotels. There are a couple of best friends in many cultures in britain this is Sherlock Holmes and dr. Watson and in russia and in russia the real personification of male friendship is, of course, they are peoples artists of russia Vladimir Vinokur and peoples artist of russia Lev Leshchenko and how do you guys want the past to return . Let it go somewhere. Yes, thats not the point. Oh, how you want, guys, friendship, to keep remembering what was holy and it was just to live, like a plot, a Favorite Movie and for friendship. Lets drink. We drink with you, we drink with you. To believe that we were once very lucky, if in joy in sorrow with you old friends. The binoculars whine of the young ready, and for their friendship with you. Young skating rinks new binoculars to make you happy like no other was the water passed. Are you ready for the wreath . Dear friends, today we finally got a national holiday. Before this figure , sooner or later it happens, and of course your friends are your admirers, your audience, who love your work and love you sincerely for real. We are a family all together, so i see the first row, as in one song, he says, real connoisseurs of culture, of course, they dont sit further than the first. Tamar may not be hard for you, why am i accent did . Tamara wife volodya san show me. Next year we will have a golden wedding for 50 years. Well, great, and with you 55 years of friendship will be next year now 54 in total i dont believe it. Well, i didnt believe it. Thats what you really are in the sixtyninth year, its not time to stay in such a good mood and i must say that today we raise a crystal glass for our friend. And you and i will now sing this song crystal pour my destiny. Good luck almost to the brim. Health, dreaming of an addition to peaceful nights, vodka is lucky suit and faith for a place of ice. I am this drink of happiness, i will always stand for my friends. And do not regret prosperity and good, like a fairy tale again in the downpour, the fate is not of power, but of wisdom in reserve. I am this drink of happiness, i will be here and now for friends from crystal for the enemy. I hope they remember, yes, for friends from the frustrated, for enemies from the faceted for the love of the wedding and for relatives from the abyss of jesus christ and in the mind, jesus is behind you and noticed mine from christ. Peoples artist of russia Vladimir VinokurLev Leshchenko thank you Lev Leshchenko songs from the bottom of my heart special holiday issue today at 18 00 pentalgin is a remedy for various types of pain pentalgin acts against pain, wherever it is, regardless of its causes, pentalgin will do without pain. And it is reliable, the largest database of New Buildings and reliability is the Number One Service for New Buildings. Prizes for Outdoor Recreation with age metabolism if you have an application, pay for purchases in any way familiar to you from the world card or the mirpay application, as usual noncash, by the way, who are you listening to hmm sergievsky shine, 139, 99 . Dont overwork, move more, control your emotions. Take glycine rineval. 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Will deliver everything you need even out of town online grill grate from 399 rubles. Sberbanquet. Book a premiere on the channel , russia they didnt finish, but as for the great mighty russian language, we know it in all its greatness and power, and what many consider obscene. This is usually our daily speech. If they gave an oscar for matyuki, we would make a kilometerlong fence around these figurines. The chief issues an order that in connection cultural service, whoever says a single obscene word will be fined 1,000 rubles. Thousand. Each word represents 5 minutes. Yes , as the people became despondent in the Housing Office , deathly silence hung in general. There is nothing to talk about. And then our locksmith mikhailovich runs into the Housing Office. Well, what can i say about mikhalych, this is a man. The legend here is to ban mikhalych from swearing. It s like tearing off a Football Players legs and saying no to score, well , they came from the academy of sciences from moscow to him and asked him to help in compiling a dictionary of russian obscenities mikhailovich for three days, the dictologist never repeated them. This is the kind of brain you have to imagine. And i think, at least once we hear something suddenly mikhalych says friends. What a terrible nuisance, what a deep disappointment caught me when i saw what happened to our colleagues next door , the complete impression that a spoke in french, i say sorry of course. Cant be more specific. What happened to the neighbor and i feel mikhalych is about to break the specifics. Well, mikhalych is not a millionaire. He said, please follow me, gentlemen. They fell for the mikhalych. And there is a simple story of the men from the neighboring jack and the excavator bucket. The pipe was pushed up to the fifth floor. I even threw up. They say mikhalych wanted to shout out a word that would be logical in this situation, but instead he said it. What woman with a penchant for pluralism in relation to the opposite sex did this. Where is this man who loved his neighbor in an unconventional way . Wishing his mom. Good intimate relations until the end of the century and suddenly he sees this excavator carrier. He says, oh, you are a female sex of the canine family, what are you guided by when you make your passport, damn it. And he is standing at their zheka, too, the order came out. He chose his words carefully and said. Mikhalych would characterize this as an atypical phenomenon for our professional activities. Mihajlovich said, my young friend. Where you live permanently. And where do they get such people. Orientation i say foreman, then, of course, your instructions. And mikhalych well, before the order, in general, he called any object in one word, like a pipe sleeve a wrench, all in one word nonsense. Here, take this nonsense, insert it into this nonsense and spin it with this nonsense, and then suddenly mikhalych said. Collide the lock nut to set in motion the screw mechanism of the damper bypassing the water supply to the damaged fragment of hot water supply. I said the foreman. Im sorry. Thats what you said, this is where it stands, like napoleon at waterloo, and didnt even answer me in rhyme. You present before the order. I would say where, and then a stream of boiling water flows down the street. Theres a power line up there. Closed the sparks down from the entrance. Grandmothers a woman with a stroller a girl on a bicycle a boy on a scooter, that is, a little more and it will be full. And then she chuckled. That is, mikhalych for five minutes. Lost salary for 10 years in advance. But we understood and immediately fixed everything already mikhalych. Waiting, two orders , a fine of 800 thousand rubles and a million bonus. Because the leadership understood that in our profession, without the great and mighty russian language, nothing would come of them. On the street your result will go to sleep, and i give them back. You hear solomka sings, and there dance goes under the harmony. Im good young man. Doesnt let me sleep. Ill go out into the street of the sun, nemo grandfather, you young people drove me crazy, ill go out into the street, ill look, the girls are walking in the village, and i ll go out into the street cheerfully. I looked, the village no grandpa, you make me happy. Vladimirovich surely heard such folk wisdom a talented person, talented in everything, however, just dont say that you also decided to become a blogger. But you offend. Im too old to take pictures of my breakfast. Friends, our next guest is just such a blogger, he has almost 6 million subscribers in social networks and a singer and actor and teacher and, by the way, a professor at the department of musical and performing arts. Well, now its clear why he is such a successful professor, after all , peoples artist of russia Nikolai Baskov is on stage. Dear hero of the day, dear beloved friend, with your permission, i will give flowers to your wife incredible tamarochka from the bottom of my heart. Well done. Such a stunning beautiful worthy anniversary. And the most important thing is that it passes today here in the theater of the soviet army and i remember how well in the theater of the russian army. And i, as i said, soviet russian. Yes, not everything is correct. And for me, what is soviet and russian is one and the same, i am a child. A very tsars son, so i remember how zeldin celebrated his 100 years here. I wish that, like zeldin , you stood on this stage for 100 years and that there are real loyal friends around you and awesome spectators who love you. Thanks , i was thinking how to get into the russian music charts. Uh, to come first for a very long time, these words of his fell into the heart of everyone pour me a pour and pour yourself. For you thank you for your health. Your heart is beating and your eyes are shining. Everything will start in a new way, that we walk until the morning. We are all hands and the best have gathered for me today , not the best serve me. Best friends gathered and its sad, i can do everything today, these quivering feelings in my thoughts are on a par with love, so my heart beats and your eyes shine. Everything will start in a new way, we applaud until the morning the city of all me on it and you pour champagne, i miss you and dry strength and friends took away the best for me always today is also the best day and friends gathered your best hands, now i am in unison with me. Three four im one dozen today is the best day and friends have gathered the best we hate pour ourselves on this occasion. 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And even worked in circus, once worked parttime for students singing in the program. Then, of course, it was an honor for me that kobzon always took care of me and our great singer also helped me through life. Muslim magomaeva, who in 1986 invited me as a young artist on tour to the United States of america , we went from state concerts to the russianspeaking audience. But this is a real photo vinokur tells a joke to the president at the Award Ceremony in the kremlin that was several years ago. Theres one of the anniversaries. The response is rewarding. I went out saying, e dear friends, dear mr. President , you have a huge hello and gratitude from my mother to her 91 year old mother. Yes. Well, young was still 91. She would have left at 96. You know, i say, this is a generation that, apart from the war of devastation , did not find much in restoration, but they are holy and honest people. She asked you to tell one old tale. The jews say, live up to 120, one jew says, i want to get 19 he will be asked. Why let them write on the grave left untimely. Well, everyone laughed. I pass by the president. He says, tell me how i m talking to your mother on the phone, im back saying, i usually have a birthday on march 31st. And we managed to meet with the lord president on april 1. Well, its such a fun day. But he congratulated me and said, hmm, do you have any wishes, please. I say i have one request. If possible, i ll type mother two words for a second. Tell him he says no problem. Im dialing my mother, i say, mom, i will talk to the president with you. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin she says son 1 april evening you have no one else to play in moscow, i say, mother get together, i give up, i give up. And Vladimir Vladimirovich says, dear anna julia, i congratulate you on your sons birthday and anniversary. We love you mother, they say. We love you too. If you are real, because i know my son, he plays tricks on everyone. Well, Vladimir Vladimirovich says no, no, its me, ill convey my greetings and gratitude to you. And so im leaving, passing by the president. He says he didnt say the most important thing. I say its uncomfortable. And most most importantly, it means that the mother in the finale said, you know, that vova will stop playing the fool. She thought it was me yes, well, of course, then every holiday. I came to her. She sent us congratulations and written by the president. Basically, thank you very much. Thank you, these are our artists. Thank you thank you thank you. I want to say that this is the only way between us. One fool from our village but do you know kolkas woman . I called the line directly. To the most interesting, did he pick up the phone . Well, you called. Well Say Something normal tell me, but i dont know the joke. Tell me or tell me im proud of you Vladimir Vladimirovich you calmly on a horse, sit down, run, jump, not like that. Grandfather not her, lets cry hard, put in the camp, help the men drink too much. Everyone in our village drinks. It should be so blurted out everyone drinks. Almost no one drinks here. Chickens, they dont drink, titmouse, they generally cant stand it. And then called ours. To the governor and the governor, when they called him, he already noted that no one called him. After the call, what happened to him with me when i once ate unwashed . It was brought by the governor forgot that in his region the working day was over. And moscow time and then to him personally. Got through, and on the switched off mobile and did with him what i did with my wife, the wedding night. He talked to him. And the governor took the criticism so sharply that he was right in bed. What was he in . A village came running to us at night in winter, 200 kilometers away, because a car cannot reach us. And what is the humor of the governors who were given on the road and bought with all the money a limousine, now there is something to ride. In short, i came running and gathered everyone and said, we must defeat alcoholism, because the president said he would personally come. As part of the plan, what we need to do first, grandfather kolya says, first of all, you need to put on underpants, because it is very distracting. The governor said, lets not dwell on the little things. Lets see the program. About the dangers of alcohol and includes an entry living great, where doctors are standing in a liver suit, and some guy is bald. With a sign , vodka hits her on the head with a hammer. Governor says see. Didnt suffer. Everyone said to kick this moron out with milk. So how far baba got up, she says, you need to hang pictures of all drunkards on the board and write that pictures of drunkards. Completely matches the photos on the board of honor. We decided not to put up a second board, but simply to nail a new plate. And they forgot to take off the old one and it turned out that the name of the malicious drunks is proud, the village. He sends a message to the governor on his mobile phone, how are you doing . What is the percentage of sober and then i look through the satellite and the number of people on all fours. And by the way, put on your underpants, otherwise i can see from the satellite that you have israeli citizenship, the governor was so frightened that he put on as many as three shorts, and on top of his pants there was a fourth on his head, and when he walked down the street waving his hand to the sky and glory air kisses, and that he didnt get through, he threw his cell phone into the river. Then a diver got out of the river and called yours to the phone. With his hands the phone rose to his ear and heard something with a connection. I know cranes which i taught to fly, flying over you did not see the road for which you were given money. But they saw you have a limousine, is there a connection here . The governor said to the village children. We have found that your birth rate has fallen sharply from alcoholism. Urgently. Send a video of how you are working to solve the demographic problem . The governor gathered everyone and said. There is a task to make a video how we are working on a solution the democratic problem and the increase in the birth rate ninka says we cant we are shy grandfather yegor says i can her grandmother says you cant. Here kolka says, lets download adult films from the internet. Actively, sparing no effort, enthusiastically using improvised means i see that they approached the matter, not carelessly, but after everything that was put on there are questions. Why does everyone in the village speak english . Very high level of education well, who are these two men in leather thongs and why are they with whips . Well, why are they the shepherds of this village herd . And why why are they black shepherds . Zakhar well, lets say, why one act . He solves the democratic problem not by milkmaids. Huber said the blame went too far. They just wanted to fulfill your order. But i dont know if this is your village, why in the center of siberia in december palm trees grow, parrots fly, seeing the ocean and it is written that california for a century and then letters formed in the starry sky. I see everything, in connection with the loss of confidence, the governor fell to his knees. Said ill fix it. Excuse me. You know the stars of the formation of a new constellation of figures, this is such a governor took. Sold a limousine for all the bribes bought ice cream for children built a road settled carpet. Now the residents of the village began to travel to the center. They found a job and quit drinking. Flew himself on cranes. And declared gratitude. Well , the finale, of course, is a fairy tale that is on cranes, but the fact that in many regions there are no roads. Governors ride limousines. Its true, if you call like that, he will hear and help. I know what will happen if i stand between two namesakes, of course, you can make a wish that will surely come true. And if these namesakes are also talented musicians and composers, but then the most cherished creative desire will be fulfilled. And if they are also friends, then the song will be performed my friend and true friends of the people artist of russia igor krutoy and peoples artist of russia boys in the middle, how many people have you met in your life . How many guests did you let into your heart . How many times have you been wrong about them . Friends a friend is not the one who is cool in a feast, and when a friend drinks for health, he will not shout to you. Suddenly he will feel that you have become cold on the ground and will warm your warmth. Forgive me for everything that we had to go through. Who is my real friend . I promise you that your friend will not let you down, everything is fine. Igor krutoy peoples artists hooray our friend, Vladimir Vinokur thank you huge. To congratulate the emperor of laughter, the king granted on stage peoples artist of russia Philip Kirkorov behind your back its good, cutting the air put nothing to regret nothing bad to be a cow , three of you are bad to be a box, they will close you bad to be mobile they drop you bad to be beautiful you, i bow goof. And the beginning of you will end up badly being sad and it will be bad at night. Cookies. You are being eaten badly by being children. You change well. Well, cutting through the airy surface , regretting nothing is bad, being a desire and not come true from bad fading do not unfold badly be an event. They are a bad phenomenon to be a discovery, but not a salvation. It would be nice if the iron box strelok and zhelezny behind my back are good, cutting the air to put me in, what not to regret, not to lose anything. Its good to be an iron, flying arrow and have iron wings behind your back, cutting the air laying and not regretting it, its good and iron, a glaring arrow and iron behind your back, cutting the air well. Philip kirkorova Philip Kirkorov thank you very much respect thank you for everything. Most. The main thing for my beginning. I will never forget that they believed in me then almost 40 years ago and brought my first concerts to the stage. Thanks Philip Kirkorov raise. Once upon a time, many years ago, when my mother gave birth to me in 67 and, according to your version, she was still alone at home. Thank you for believing in me. Thanks for your help. I love you very much and i hope next week the number eight. And this is infinity. We will meet you again in this beautiful hall, we will walk and sing. And you will give us humor and good mood. We play here we dont play. This is the biggest impression of my childhood. Thank you. For this i love you very much. 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And that doctors out of class are divided into three categories the first category is a doctor from god the second category is a doctor, well, with god and the third category is a doctor, god forbid well, now a doctor from god will enter this stage because he will be performed by vladimir natanovich and will come out with him the artist who once came up with the surname, vladimir natanovich, only now she, like edith piaf, is not a sparrow, but a sparrow and today she will appear before you in a new image, her heroine decided to make a hollywood smile. She went to a dental clinic, but she made a mistake, got the wrong number and got through to a doctor who also installs implants, but in the field of plastic surgery. Lets see what happened. I put the earpiece. Hello, can you hear me . Hello hello hello. Hello, im about right, of course. Excuse me how can i contact you. You can hear me because i bought a new earpiece. So i have to ask you a couple of questions. Oh, to make it easier for us to help you. 20 to 30 so these first, first color, what could be wrong with the color. Well, yes, 70 faded. Maybe you often set them up in the sun . Well , what are you saying that i ventilated . Well, basically, they were in the shade. You know what not to do your colleagues said that there is no need to waste time, because you know about the light every year. Why, every week and every day they become all the same efforts and turn yellow, they turn yellow more and more. Have you tried processing them . You know i did deep cleaning deep cleaning the effect was, well, shortterm, but after deep cleaning they became sharply sharply rusty large. I would like you to do a ct scan, what is he suggesting. What do you have inside . What have you already seen there . Who said everything. Something can not be urgently removed the remaining new while there is where to get along. And it will be like a neighbor, and what about the neighbor allo herself cheap plastic ones . Plastic will and what to show . And why hold on to these . Money i will hold on. I wont give to anyone the truth. More like a doctor. Rather, tell me when to come to you, something we chat and chat. True, i already want to start living differently, eating differently. Well, so to speak, breathe, i want to fully breastfeed, oh, we have reached the size of the full breast. This e recorded so you want big ones. Why big . And i want, like everyone else, like everyone else. Well, everyone has a different selfie brand, what is it now, what is it now . Hello. Now they are almost gone for me. So now you have zero. Do you want to increase . Well, two yes two. And one pair at the bottom. How from below and in sense behind . Understood, yes, doctor, are you scaring me . Where are we going to put it in the back . How where to where and to everyone . Well, to make it easier to decide, we are now having a promotion. Bring a friend and both will receive implants for half the price, what are you saying . If this infection doesnt want it, ill bring it. True, doctor, what do i doubt . My godfather on stage vladimir natanych vinokur thank you yuri gagarin once said lets go, but you said fly. Thank you very much dear. Birthday gifts are usually given birthday man, and today, on the contrary, vladimir natanovich gives all women the performance of our next guest on stage, people s artist of russia stas mikhailov and the ballet of alla dukhovoy todes all applause red dress, you are on my lips i dont dream about you. Let the drunken cherry sparks of the eye you are very close to where you fly when im gone. Who is your heart with . Jealousy will break strength no more, but nowhere to go. She doesnt like being alone, and i wont run out of flights. And i love her, i want to help. You can easily drive you crazy like this sweet, i allow you to always cheat. Do not dissolve, i love you more than just just stayed. Thank you very much young boy. Im just really happy. What a bright wonderful person with the right position in life thanks to the parents we are friends with them they when i yes, thank you. When i work in sochi, his parents always come to adler. Worst, well maybe a pager. And what, but for the worst gift you received a lot of these, for example. For a subscription to a fitness antiwrinkle cream slimming underwear you need to give something bright beautiful, memorable and unique dear friends. This is exactly the surprise for vladimir natanovich from our next guest. Meet with a song crying hollywood on stage. Lucy chebotina. When a cold look enters the wall from the cinema . All your mom . I was each so hoping for something more. And i dont need anyone but you. If the whole world is against us, i will not stop. 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That for three days she sat with her tongue, and her eyes squinted so that she saw her head. But on the other hand, we won a prize trip to disneyland in america, imagine in those days it was a Flight Attendant on an airplane. Well, a young girl, says, what kind of alcohol drinks do you prefer. Alcohol began to stick to to a woman in a long white dress, when he was already almost successful. It turned out to be an arab sheik in america. Well, what did we wake up in the morning . We went to a restaurant, people who had experienced it not for the first time abroad immediately began to look for the swedes. Theirs is not a table. We barely found a group and stockholm , so kim sat right down and silently began to eat everything that was on the table. The swedes somehow got rich, but did not get into a fight. Apparently remembering he disappeared there, and their leader yelled at the motherinlaw in swedish that all this is possible take at the entrance as much as you want to soar for free motherinlaw, or taught swedish in childhood. I dont know, he hasnt finished yet. She was already running upstairs and brought five empty large medical bags. You know these shuttles. Well , she was approached in a restaurant, the servants said in america its not supposed to take food out of a restaurant and you cant take food out of a restaurant, and not naive american people. Here the motherinlaw entered the restaurant with the fifth breast size and left with 25. Honor generally changed sex, left with huge breasts, and somewhere in the ninth month pregnancy. When a group of chinese fatherinlaw entered the elevator that we entered, so squeezed that he had a premature birth, he gave birth to five lobsters 10 fried piglets a box of vodka and a cake with burning candles, that is, the chinese who followed us on forever remained slavic eye cut. In the morning we went to disneyland. There, everyone showed some kind of cardboard box. My motherinlaw said to follow me. Dont worry, well break through and handed her pension certificate to the guard. The guard looked, turned it over, sniffed it and asked. Somehow it seemed to her that he, well, disrespectful. For 45 years she was shachila at the car repair plant and i have not seen anyone good in my life. The guard realized that he still had nothing to catch. He called his fatherinlaw with the words kamdick. Well, honestly, they often offended me in life, but so that without preludes here i rolled up my sleeves and went to the guard. At this time , an arab sheikh appeared at the entrance and made a fatherinlaw. Like this. 10 jumped over the fence, we followed so we ended up at disneyland there, too , they announced everyone in all languages ​​now. Tourists are waiting for the famous disney parade, at the word parade there is ready to watch the passage of american troops and equipment instead played a moronic song and went mickey mouse dwarfs. Clowns told you, but the American Army is completely degraded. For us such troops. After the parade, we wanted to eat. Thank god i took with me a light snack, six bottles of vodka, we waved. And go to the water park. Thats where we untied, we swam dived down the hill. Until the guard came up and began to kick us out so that we could take off our sheepskin coats and boots, we immediately sent him to his motherinlaw for retirement, and then unexpectedly emerged from the mountain the swedes saw us. And sharply vertically upwards. They climbed into the pipe feet first. Then we visited Draculas Castle there, in general, vampires ran around laughing. They bared their plastic teeth. Well, everyone laughed and then as a sin. Iron teeth inserted in the village polyclinic. Who are fatherinlaw by flight himself. I brewed my welding machine. Draculas castle has never heard such a cry of horror. Everyone rushed to the exit, vampires ran ahead and frantically crossed themselves. For lunch, we went to mcdonalds where the swedes ate peacefully. Well, where did we sit with them . Quickly ate everything and drove them for a supplement. And the main yelled at the motherinlaw understanding, the motherinlaw said what you reminded about money, well done, we need money. I took all the daily allowance from him, and we went to the boxing attraction. There is, right from the entrance, he ran up and gave a mannequin his head in the stomach, flew off 50 meters, but it turned out it was not a mannequin, but a policeman who grabbed a stun gun and directly discharged it in the test, who worked all his life. And tongue tried 380 volts cost of barefoot puddles he didnt even blink an eye the policeman whispered. Oh my god and co all the dope i pound my foot in the groin. Well, then there was a terrible scream, the pain of a policeman, because he did not know that the fatherinlaw had a metal tray hidden there, which he stole on the buffet. But, in order to somehow defuse the situation, i ran up and said, or maybe lets go bungee jumping. Is there a bungee in the simplicity of the spiritual duma . Is this a wife . Tarzan natashka koroleva with pleasure, the motherinlaw gave him a slap on the back of the head and said both listen to me. Im not leaving here until im on a rollercoaster ride. This is my childhood dream. Well, the motherinlaw was upset they said that the slides were being repaired and you would not be able to ride the american ones. Here they are naive people these americans. He took his motherinlaw by the hand, put him in a booth, opened the shield. I connected several wires, and the motherinlaw rushed. The first 5 hours, she rode in the hunt to see later. She was rocked, she shouted out to her fatherinlaw, she heard give her eyes. And motherinlaw. She rushed so shaking that her false teeth flew out and angrily clicked away under her breath, as if to sin under a bridge. Peacefully, the swedes ate. Their main head of the delegation and with everything the city said, here the russian will not find us, his jaw grabs the hamburgers, he flies back. We got up and went on foot to the side. Our victories are not over. The whole family participated in another competition collect 500 mustard cans and get a prize, we have collected. And recognize what . A trip to sweden, in the morning we fly out products, we decided to take them with us. Thank you dear. Legend thank you dear 75 and still sings there thank you friends, Vladimir Vinokur but now the premiere. My friends neighbor composers georgy karapetyan is called song read book, and we also made a video thank you very much zhorik. Thanks buddy. Tell me, where does my road lead when i was a child . I asked my father and it was my doorstep. And it is clear that its edges, as fleeting to everything in this world, the trees turned into seeds as parents. And we have already read the book. As a gambler someones life is long and time turns the eyes of friends are sleeping, whose voices of minds are only 25. Faster than me above us the skies to be and we have already read someones life long books. And we have already read a book of chains long, and the years are faster and we have already read books long. In someones life . Zhorik i am very glad to see you thank you thank you very much. An apple does not fall far from an apple tree, not even an apple. It didnt just fall off. It also dances around the apple tree on the stage ballet of alla dukhovy todes and soloist of the bolshoi ballet Anastasia Vinokur and nastya well done. Anastasia vinokur on the right nastya on may 1, the day of spring and labor, the sun shines over red square. I am a postwar boy and i remember all these may holidays and people dumplings were brought to the tables and jelly and began to sing. Songs from the heart special Holiday Edition today 18 00 to improve food digestion micrasim microgranule with three kinds of enzymes can help digest proteins fats carbohydrates and deal with the symptoms of overeating triple strength of enzymes. I wish now my kfc smells for 169 rubles. Professional italian hair care at favorable prices for the line, intensive. Your hair deserves the best. 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She performed with her improvisations when most of todays standup artists were still walking under the table. Yes, there werent even plans for many of them under the table, so you can safely call her the mother of the domestic female standup to your applause. We invite peoples artist of russia Klara Novikova to the stage hello volodya dear, if i have never seen you so planted, why are the happy ones confused, because, well, think about the date, well, think about it, anniversary. I have already it went well that you didnt believe it. You dont have to. It is important for me that i continue to move on. Im running, im running, im running volodya i m running i have to run i have to run i have to run i have to run youre leaving. But nowhere. Mikhail mikhailovich zhvanetsky, as if i were now a pretty young spider, looked at her reflections. Showcase wants to fix something on itself. Never mind. Oh, so happy. Oh, and here is my Favorite Jewelry store. Oh, how many suitors have i buried here . It seems that i wanted that that i wanted the crown of the russian empire. I wanted a small, thin, ring on the finger. I stood at the window to choose, then turned to him, to show what i like, and he and the light caught a cold. Yes , only one said, i will open this store for you and opened it and i stood and i chose at the window. I tried on i was happy until the alarm went off. And i ran further , i ran further, i was invited to a restaurant for the first time. You imagine for the first time i have absolutely no idea how to behave in a restaurant someone has to pay. My god , someone has to order. What are you what are you . I i dont eat anything. No, just nectar. Nonono wine, what vein than you say . I drink only rasul a. Then i run home to eat eat. As if i had already been married 10 times and ran again. Where am i running now . I am now running through life nowhere, where i run to work, my god, what a good job i have. We have such a wonderful job, and today we will discuss the behavior of my beloved girlfriend zinka my god. Zinka zinka so wanted her husband to be jealous of her, she wanted so much, and she almost achieved this, she became. As they say today, how is it different for a woman to be an understated social . Tell me why a woman has an underestimated social responsibility. And what is the name of a woman of inflated social responsibility . I run i run further, i run further, where i run to my daughter at school for a parent meeting, my god, with the last words. I scold her. So why dont you want to study . Why dont you want to . Yes . Well, who are you, and, then i see him, ill hug her and feed her with a kiss, its tasty and ill think, my god, why am i scolding her. Where did she get craving for knowledge. She is all like your father, as knowledge appeared only in the last grade, when the teacher pulled him. I have already run away. I already ran on, my god. Remember what it is to run to your loved one, remember no, not to your husband, this is later. Breathe in his breath, look at your eyes, and then justify yourself to your husband. Yes, what did you come up with . Yes, i dont have anyone. Yes, yes, i know that you love me like a motherland. I know that you guard me like a border. I know that we must live from sin away. And what should i do if i want to live closer to sin, god, but i already ran and ran to my mother, my mother, i promised to be with her tonight, my beloved mom. I promised you to come, i came, we will drink, tea, we will talk, mom, but only tomorrow mom, there is no time. No. You know my day, im crazy busy. Mother. Well, that i was at the doctor, i was at the doctor, that i was prescribed, and i dont remember only the first three words to drink three times a day, which i do without any doctor. Gotta run to the store. For the evening to be what to do with yourself. But im already running. I run on. Where am i running sluggishly torsion. Wait. Me mila us on the run semyons things fools knees. Well, run, that you are such old fools that Pyotr Semyonovich does not hear and does not see. And ill come closer and wont know. Life has passed me now they say. What is your vast Life Experience behind you . Were there ever wings . Klara novikova is a holiday, how you worry about every exit and congratulations to every word. Lets do it again. Dear friends, we used to call vladimir natanovich, and a showman parodist to comedians a clown, but these are far from all of his incarnations, some do not even realize that he graduated from gitis with a department of musical comedy, so that you understand this is one of the best theatrical universities in our country and after graduation he was accepted into the corpse of the moscow operetta theater where, by the way, he met his only beauty. X from the operetta circus princess is performed by Vladimir Vinokur, peoples artist of russia. Brave. Yes, im kidding. I am a circus performer. So what let me be called the nobles will never give. Petals on the sand nobody knows how my path is lonely through the snow and the wind, i am destined to go nowhere light is my native window. Always be. Favorite artist Vladimir Vinokur thank you thank you very much. Im just going to say literally two words, because im very pleased. This is something that did not happen, because his period came to perform comic parts, where it was impossible to sing, and studied with the same teacher with leo valerian. So i sang at the institute, and there i began to humor, but the biggest humor was a meeting with a beauty. Well, i was elderly, i had 26, and tamara, she was a young girl of 20 years old and now. Thank you for enduring so many years nearby, fedya kiss your grandmother. Thank you nonna what kind of ideal man should you imagine, but he, of course, must have a good sense of humor, he must be wise , generous and ideally, of course, with the surname vinokur but you are married. And if we abstract from todays date, then the ideal man should look like moscow empty bamboo and see beauty even in how the leaves fall, fall, fall , then two ideal ones are on the stage at once men, peoples artist of russia Vladimir Vinokur and alexander shchas will sing. We dont wear to the parade. Himself only porykivera, but im peru until the morning to the sound of a guitar , its time to recognize an old friend. Life is a game of chance to me for nothing so far in the soul of the hussars. Again, we dream at night more and more persistently female laughter and ringing death of crazy triplets of troubles and in pursuit, a distraught horse soul naked, like good luck donbare, plays cigarettes my life rich empty times. If we fight to the end under the cruel, the howl of lead does not tremble cowardly with you, but a dose of new i feed passions in our hearts, and the crab is out of wine. We love. We are our pine trees. So walk the coffin, soul, walk, as the gypsies love the open field playing my puck, while honor, my love. Soul Alexander Buinov i worked in gems in 1975, and sasha was a funny guys, and we were friends. We worked together concerts all and then a little time passed in the seventyfifth and now we met for five years on my tenth birthday. So, in the seventyfifth year and 75 years. Thats the same sanyok im there. Well, lets not go far at 80. Come bye bye. Russia my beloved, if we start a new life, then on all fronts. Well, the sound of torturing each other, catching up offered me to drink for love alone. 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Calm him down when hes nervous and unnerve him when hes calm doing the time with a hammer on the teachers fingers and got five. At least thats how fun it is. To the premiere on friday russia thank you larik we are with you to lead and a friend for friend. Now we seem to be behind the fortress, we are with you remember along the edge in the sun. We are her illustration of the best story about tenderness at will, miracle and chance, tied by eternity against the background of the sky and clouds, burning silhouettes with you among bustling cities and between planets. We will be happy. Evidence that there is love in the world, we will be hand in hand forever and ever, we are the sky and the moon. We are special in russian, we are evidence that there is love in life. My strength larisa tolina god just want you to live a very long time. This is my very wish cherished. Fine . I would like artists like you to be worth their weight in gold, you are such one gold. I invite you to eight. But at the same time, he is the head of the theater, but it seems to me that we are in charge of something, using only the gingerbread method, you dont get such an experience that he can punish you with a gingerbread , you think he throws himself. The next number until the gingerbread came to your attention scenes at the doctor kirils patient, vladimir next fight doctor hello. Hello, im sorry my wife sent me. To say that i have a pathology burn with my heart and go on tov well. Come on, tell me, what is your pathology expressed in, are these biological or psychosomatic factors. Excuse me, doctor, who are you talking to right now . Im just from home now my wife and i were cleaning up there in the bedroom and me. The door of the oak closet fell off and hit me on the head. I dont understand what you are talking about. So good. Tell me how you and your wife are doing in the bedroom sucks, the wallpaper needs to be changed and the laminate is leaky. And this is the door. She gives me half a head is a bed of me reflex complexes. Doctor may im in ill wait in the corridor, youre always talking to someone, and im in the middle, its uncomfortable so you dont have to wait in the corridor. Tell me better you are like a man, i can be in bed, well, 10 times a night i can quarrel perfectly with my wife. I m like that, but you and your wife can do something else, yes, she recently told me. Oh stop dying. He stopped suffocating completely. Yes, what did they do . Well, i sang stas mikhailov to her. This one without you thighs without you. Here you can loudly, but from the heart so listen to me everything that i want to ask you. Are you and your wife making love . Answer me a direct question. How often do you and your wife make love . Yes, you will be there often. Okay, heres another thing. And where do you get love, my friends in the kitchen on the porch. This is how someone got this love. You, lyubov nikolaevna, are stupid. And im her blunt shock on the head so well. Answer me the question. Are you sleeping with your wife . Who are you here . You can sleep as i watch, you dont fully understand, oh, what am i asking you, right . Okay, ill put it simply. Tell me, for example, what make rabbits at the doctor. You, too , need to see a doctor. This crazy animal, day and night , does the same thing other rabbits do. Well, great. But with your wife it happens like rabbits. And what are you doing eating carrots . Listen, you already got it, i didnt get it. Just asked. No need. Im asking you about sex, when was the last time you and your wife had another Olympic Games were clear judging by us below , the age factor affects the level of testosterone, which determines your function here lida doctor tell me, and you in general like hours as hours of work, and your wife suits it, but her legs hurt, you pull your back. So the apparatus is electric at work, my legs hurt and pull in my back. Wait, wait. You tell me now about what kind of device moonshine i drive , she wears cans to the market, but legs, damn it, okay, lets try it differently. I want to know how your friend your friend is doing. He is alive in general, how is he doing, right . And what are you, calling valera yes, not only me, its her friends motherinlaw and her friends wife. All roller finds out, hangs like heifers. Yes, this is such lenka, i told him so, i say, listen and valery you know that osteopenis is 3 years older than me, damn bald, wait that is , it turns out that valery was born first, yes, and after 3 years you yes, it doesnt happen. It happens. The passport has. He also has a passport. And who gave him his passport, like who is this pussy and issued a passport, and then he came to her. He also walks with you, but he is a human doctor. You are stupid, horror, you are an idiot, yes, as you only live with your wife, it is impossible yourself it is impossible to live with you. Have you tried it and all i wanted to ask is how do you have sex with you . Doctor, to be honest, well, lets do it, i wanted to agree, if you give me a certificate for my wife. Write down what i have. Well, we ll take you like lenka and valerka and well write grass. Okay, okay, ill write you a certificate, but i wont go anywhere with you. Why and i myself have a beautiful blonde wife, too, by the way, with the fifth size. Yes . Yes, but in the next room he works as a psychiatrist, but he was well, how do you like it . Deer my branchy write. And i ill go to your wife and say hello to the girl. They have known each other since 1968, and today is also the anniversary of their friendship for 55 years, dear friends. Meet honored artist of russia Mikhail Shufutinsky bear hello. Give flowers , i will help you. Vinokur yes, im not leaving. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 continue one two three four six night and in the dark said, tomorrow i ll fly away to understand how much i want you. Where are you marker . Where are you where . Only glare. One two three four five six seven times two three four five six seven eight thank you i do not accept your applause. Girls come in beauty. And spring flowers came up. Oh, dream of your love in the yard a cheerful mat give flowers give god 32. Make a wish, maybe all your dreams will come true with them three tulips three tulips. This expectation is very bright very passionate you are great, love and your great love teach streams run through the fields and pulsate through the body i repeat, i will give again your love and warmth. With a desire , all your dreams can come true with them three tulips, a third pair. 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Fucking around the forest wars in the world about the earth, the truth does not cancel the humor from the problems of mikkur, so that it becomes easier to live, come as a mother, everyone on the planet has become the heart of our abode , everything that we do on average has found for you. Thank you. Central academic theater of the russian army tv channel russia organizer Cultural Fund orthosis president , my friend alexander dospan, thank you friends. I wish you health and the most important peace in our house, Vladimir Vinokur, who loves you, and my factory , the main topic at this hour is a massive strike on militaryindustrial complex facilities, the Russian Military defeated a Large Logistics Center in pavlograd , destroying enemy equipment that was being prepared for the counteroffensive, and