Melania, how big is a mexico . [ laughter ] President Trump said today he never mentioned the word israel as the source of intelligence about isis during a meeting with russian officials. Dude, nobody said you did. [ laughter ] thats like if your wife said, are you having an affair . And you said, i am not sleeping with jenna. [ laughter ] President Trump was given an official welcome oh, sorry. President trump was one more time. [ laughter ] okay, great. Will wally, will you admit theres a mistake on that cue card . Yes, there is. Seth thank you, wally. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wally hey, wally you [ bleep ] up buddy [ laughter ] President Trump was given an official oh. Geez, thats on me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] my fault, come on. My fault. Sorry. Sorry. Im sorry about that. [ cheers and applause ] i always forget wallys half witch. [ laughter ] President Trump was given an official welcome ceremony in saudi arabia this weekend where he was greeted with an honorary collar. As opposed to Michael Flynn who could soon be presented with an honorary anklet. [ laughter and applause ] commerce secretary wilbur ross reportedly fell asleep in the middle of President Trumps 36 minute speech in saudi arabia this weekend. [ light laughter ] which, makes him the only person who has been able to sleep since trump took office. [ laughter and applause ] according to politico, First Lady Melania Trump tracks the news of the day, and alerts President Trump to stories that she thinks make him look bad. Shes currently up to january 23rd. [ laughter and applause ] a Navigation Company recently added a donald trump voice to their gps app, and i dont think i need to tell you what map it uses. [ laughter ] turn right, youre about to hit a blue state. [ laughter ] a florida woman yesterday called 911 after getting trapped in a cvs after it closed. Said the woman, help, im trapped with all the basic necessities for life what, i dont know, i guess i could last seven months . [ light laughter ] and finally, a sinkhole opened today in front of President Trumps maralago resort in florida. That story again. Eric has escaped [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] im so happy youre here. From the great netflix show, bloodline. One of my favorites, Kyle Chandler is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] excellent actor. So happy hes joining us. She is the star of casual on hulu, our friend, Michaela Watkins is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and this im so excited about this, we have a performance from the hit Broadway Musical come from away tonight. [ cheers and applause ] its going to blow you away when you see it. Before we get to all of that, President Trump has been on the first foreign trip of his presidency since friday, but even when hes abroad, he cant seem to escape the scandal thats been haunting him here at home. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth its funny that you can almost feel that trump is out of the country. [ laughter ] its like when you were in school and your bully was out with the flu, and hes out tomorrow, too . Well, looks like ill be wearing my dr. Who tshirt [ light laughter ] and trump was probably just as glad to be getting away from it all on friday when he boarded air force one for his nine day trip to europe and the middle east. I mean he can finally sit back and relax on the flight. I mean, its not like massive news is gonna break while he is in the air, right . Major breaking news, the New York Times reporting this afternoon that President Trump told the russians last week during a meeting at the white house. That the firing of fbi director james comey eased pressure from the russia investigation. Washington post is reporting that a Current White House official is a significant person of interest in the investigation into the Trump Administration and trump campaign. Sources now tell cnn that russian officials bragged about how close they were to Michael Flynn. Were learning the russians hoped to use their relationship with flynn to influence the new u. S. President. Latest is from mcclatchy. Theyre reporting that the trump russia probe now includes a possible cover up. Seth yeah, that dudes not coming back. [ laughter ] if he were smart, hed put on a disguise, and slip into the crowd like Hannibal Lecter at the end of silence of the lambs. [ light laughter ] i mean seriously, if you were trump, why would you ever come back here . He is under active investigation, with talks of impeachment growing louder by the day. Meanwhile, in saudi arabia he got the kind of Royal Treatment he thinks he deserves. His face was projected on to the side of the ritzcarlton. He was received in a lavish welcoming ceremony on a red carpet. And the king of saudi arabia presented him with a literal gold medal. Now to be fair, they gave that medal to bush and obama, too, but i wouldnt be surprised if trump started wearing it everywhere he goes. [ laughter ] oh this, yeah, i won best present at the desert olympics. [ laughter and applause ] the saudis the saudis even gave trump a sword as part of an elaborate ceremony in which trump participated in a traditional saudi sword dance and looked very uncomfortable. [ laughter ] seth its like watching your grandpa do the electric slide at a wedding, but with a deadly weapon. [ light laughter ] in fact, during this trip, the countries that will host trump have gone out of their way to coddle the notoriously temperamental president and do everything they can to make him feel at home. For example, before he left, the Associated Press reported that when trump sits down for dinner in saudi arabia, caterers have ensured that his favorite meal, steak with a side ketchup will be offered alongside the traditional local cuisine. First of all, whose favorite meal is a steak with a side of ketchup . [ light laughter ] is he a hobo from a cartoon . [ light laughter ] second of all, youre an adult, eat what they serve you. Despite all the coddling the trip seems to be taking its toll on trump. For example, after trump made a mistake during a speech over the weekend, a senior white house official explained it by saying, hes an exhausted guy. And to be fair, its not like trump insisted repeatedly, on the campaign trail, that stamina was an important thing for a president. Hillary clinton does not have the stamina, doesnt have the energy. Doesnt have it. Weve got so many problems in this country. I say she does not have the stamina to be a good president. She doesnt have the stamina. I said she doesnt have the stamina. And i dont believe she does have the stamina. To be president of this country, you need tremendous stamina. You have to be able to negotiate. Thats right, with japan, with saudi arabia, you have so many Different Things you have to be able to do and i dont believe that hillary has the stamina. Seth sure, hillary doesnt have the stamina, but he is the energizer bunny. [ laughter ] after his high energy sword dance, his fitbit said, likely dead. [ laughter and applause ] now today, today trump moved on to israel with the First Lady Melania Trump. And maybe theyre just not used to spending this much time together. But watch melanias reaction when trump tries to take her hand. [ laughter ] she fully lebroned him. [ laughter ] i wish there was better audio so we could hear her say get that weak [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter ] the dikembe finger. After trump arrived in israel, he made an appearance with the president of israeli and spoke about his trip to saudi arabia. But he seemed to forget that israel is in the middle east. My staff has been fantastic, and as you know, rex, our secretary of state has done an incredible job. We just got back from the middle east, we just got back from saudi arabia. Seth you just got back from the middle east. No wonder he thought middle east peace was so easy. He wasnt accounting for israel. [ light laughter ] what does he think the middle east is . I had a great weekend, we achieved peace between the saudis and the arabians. [ light laughter ] dance with swords, steak with ketchup, the whole thing. Nonetheless, geographically slip ups and tarmac hand slaps are better than what is waiting for trump back in the u. S. Where an investigation into his campaigns ties to russia is heating up. We already know that trump fired former fbi director james comey because of the russia investigation and know that trump asked comey to drop his investigation into former National Security adviser Michael Flynns contacts with russia. Then on friday, there was this bombshell. Just a short time after he left washington, word came out from the New York Times, about what the president said to two russian officials at the white house the day after he fired james comey. The paper, quoting the document, based on notes taken during the meeting in the oval office with President Trump has the president saying, i just fired the head of the fbi. He was crazy, a real nut job. Seth hes a real nut job . [ light laughter ] you live in a jewelry box in the sky and write your name on your plane so you dont forget where you parked. [ light laughter ] so theres now a record of trump telling the russians in a private meeting that he fired the fbi director to end the russia investigation. And now lawmakers and legal experts are using a very specific crucial phrase. If you just parse the words that donald trump says, it does seem very close to a confession of obstruction of justice. What the president did in firing james comey and then saying he did it to relieve pressure on himself because of the fbi investigation is a classic case of obstruction of justice. We no longer just have smoke. We have a raging ten alarm fire at the white house. Seth at this point an actual ten alarm fire at the white house would be an improvement. Plus it would be fun to see who would just stay inside. Sean, jump im good, this is better. [ laughter and applause ] i like this more than my job. Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway would probably walk out naked like the mother of dragons. [ light laughter ] so not only is trump corrupt, he is incredibly naive too. He actually thought firing the fbi director would take the pressure off. But of course if anything, the pressure seems to be increasing, and not just on trump. Theres also his disgraced former National Security adviser Michael Flynn who was under multiple investigations. And today we learned that flynn will plead the fifth, and refuse to cooperate with the russia probe. Now, there are certainly nonnefarious reasons to invoke the fifth amendment. On the other hand, there are those who think if you plead the fifth amendment, youre definitely guilty. Like this guy. She has people taking the fifth amendment like you see on the mob, right . You see the mob takes the fifth. If youre innocent, why are you taking the fifth amendment . When you have your staff taking the fifth amendment. Taking the fifth, i think its disgraceful. The guy who set up the server, remember him, and he pleaded the fifth he pleaded the fifth amendment, wait, what are we going to do with this guy . He pleaded the fifth. And that was the end. We never heard about him again. Boy, ill tell you. This is like a third world country, folks. Seth man, its amazing. Everything he does in office is contradicted by something he said on the campaign trail. [ light laughter ] next were going to find an old trump tweet that says if your wife wont hold your hand, youre not fit to serve. [ light laughter ] so, trump is abroad, essentially being treated like a toddler by foreign leaders. And at home theres mounting evidence that he actively tried to obstruct justice, in the investigation of his russia ties. But weve still got a week until he comes back. So bust out those dr. Who tshirts and enjoy it while it lasts. This has been, a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Kyle Chandler, everybody. 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Its really cool to see your work come to life. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause ] seth also sitting in with us this week, hes the drummer from los angeles rock band, local natives, and their latest album, sunlit youth is available now. Matt frazier is here everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, matt. Thanks for having me. Seth you know our first guest from films like, argo, zero dark thirty, and manchester by the sea, as well as his emmywinning turn as coach taylor on friday night lights. The third season of his hit series bloodline begins streaming this friday on netflix. Lets take a look. Hello. John, i need you here. Youve been avoiding my calls all night. Stop it. You need to help the family. Theres nothing more important than that. Come home right now. Tell me where you are. I cant. Seth please welcome to the show Kyle Chandler, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Im good, thank you. Seth im very, very happy to have you here. Im glad to be here. That clip was i always wonder where the clips come from. Seth yeah. Its obvious why i couldnt tell where i was. I was in a bathroom. Seth yeah. You cant tell your mom youre in a bathroom. No, no. Seth congrats on this show. This is the third season. Yes. Seth and for those who dont know, its a really cool narrative device. You sort of jump back and forth in time. We get to know this family. Its a very nice mystery element to it, and so, season 2 sort of ended with you kind of running away from your problems. Where do we pick it up in season 3 . Season season 3 brings its i cant escape seth yeah. The characters cant escape what theyve done. It brings them back into their dark world, and the secrets are revealed, and it just gets deeper and deeper. The kesslers, todd and glenn kessler, and daniel zelman, they do a great job on this show. This is the last season, and people ask are you sad that its over. I am, but at the same time it ends strong, and its just a good its a good 30 some episodes of work. Yeah, and you knew going into the last season that it was the last season. Yeah. Seth so everything i mean that must be nice. That must be nice freedom. Which gave them, the writers, by the way, you have very good writers. Seth i do . Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] im sure you write most of those jokes but seth no, no, no, no they do most of the work, and they are very good but and i dont want to give you a hard time. Nothings worse than when people get, you know, full of themselves. I am well aware. Seth you saying that has really set me back. They probably wont even come in tomorrow. [ laughter ] alright. Theyre they the kesslers wrote that show very well, and they had the opportunity too, to finish it up strong. Im very excited to see the last season, to see how it turns out. Seth you you are someone your character in the show has done a terrible thing, but you ultimately, you can argue he did it from a good place. Yeah. Seth but its a really terrible thing. I dont want to give it away. Do you feel though that maybe it is just because youre a good guy, people seem to still root for your character . I find it very curious that people go, i love your character. [ laughter ] im like, really . What the hell is going on here . But yeah, they love me. They love all the dirty things i do. Seth yeah, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth i mean, is there a chance, is there a chance theyre giving this character some points for things coach taylor did and theyre forgetting wait a second. [ laughter ] might be. Seth might be. Might be. Might be. Seth friday night lights, i did not realize this, so you shot that show down in texas, and then over the course of the five seasons of that, you fell in love with texas and moved your family down there. That was a decision my wife and i doing a road trip across country, looked at everything. We decided that we wanted to make a move, and as we were literally driving in through the town that i live in now my wife, catherine, who is here somewhere. Seth oh great. She said that this looks like a nice little town, and there i have been for the next ten years. Seth wow thats fantastic. Yeah. Seth congratulations. Thats great. Behind every dope, theres a good woman. Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you did a film that took place in my neck of the woods. You did manchester by the sea, which is fantastic. Yeah, yeah. Seth congratulations on an amazing film. [ cheers and applause ] and i ive always got my antenna up for bad boston accents, and i thought yours was great. Oh good, thanks. Seth yeah, i really did. Yeah. Seth but, then i didnt realize, there was a word that you had trouble with. That was the worst. Seth because you did you put the work in, right . Yeah. No, i did. First i want to say hello to kenny lonergan. What a great guy. Seth oh yeah, incredible director, great writer. [ applause ] yeah. Had great, you know, you go into these things, and im living in texas, grew up in georgia, boston accent, no, im not doing that project, but we had a great dialogue coach. But the one word that i couldnt get was furniture. [ laughter ] furniture. Seth yeah. Every time i did furniture the dialect coach furniture. Furniture. [ laughter ] seth shed throw off her headphones . Yeah, no, i never got the furniture. Seth furniture. So everyone just watch the movie again and look for the furniture line. [ laughter ] seth yeah, and they and kenny wouldnt let you say, you know, couches or something. He wouldnt give you he wouldnt change it for you . Oh no, no. Seth really . No. Seth cause, is that true about kenny, that he feels very like i mean hes a great writer, and does he just get the words, and say no, i need to you figure it out. I dont think ive ever worked with a director who more you saw his work on the screen of what he really incredible. One of the sweetest people, so glad to have been brought into that tight group, just great group of people, casey, michelle, all those people. That was a great experience, but no, he wasnt that type. Seth oh, thats nice. It was collaborative. He loves to rehears. We rehearsed a lot. That was an enjoyable process. Seth i guess he comes from a playwriting school. That must be part of it. The guy is the guy is really incredible. Yeah, he knows seth thats great. Well, the work showed. It was a fantastic film. Yeah, thanks. Seth you have two daughters. Correct . Your lovely wife you mentioned, so you are you live with three women. Yeah. Seth ive heard you mention that maybe there are things, Television Shows that get watched in your home that you would not have chosen to watch. Oh yeah. Seth yeah, okay. Yeah. Seth and is there anything thats won you over . Is there anything that you would not have watched that thanks to women in your life you are a fan of . You know, sometimes you just got to say yes to the dress. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Ill tell you another one, face off. Seth face off . The makeup. You know they do the seth oh, okay. Thats a good one. Seth yeah. Thats a really good one. Seth see, i dont im the same way, where there are shows that my wife watches that i say im not a fan of, and then they come on, and im sort of relieved. Whats that . Seth well, again, like, its important, i think it is important as society to keep up with the kardashians. [ laughter ] oh yeah, yeah. Seth you just want to know. Cause otherwise you dont know what theyre up to, youre behind the times. Its just important to keep the kleenex nearby. Seth yeah. Well, say yes to the dress. Thats the real i mean well. Seth i mean, yeah. Its get you that feeling. Say, yes [ laughter ] its great. Seth growing up, ive heard you could say that your life was like best in show, the dog show. Yeah. Seth was your mom did your mom show dogs . My mother and father first piece of furniture they bought was a great dane. Seth first piece of what . Furniture. Seth what . Furniture. Furniture. Seth furniture, yeah, thank you. [ laughter ] but, yeah, they ended up they ended up my mom wanted to be a vet when she was a kid, she graduated syracuse and couldnt be a vet for whatever reason. So the next best thing she wanted horses, she went to a great dane. They had great danes, and they ended up showing great danes and raising great danes, and they had a kennel, very successful, sold them around the world. Seth how much were the great danes how much do they weigh . Like, whats a great dane . Theyre pretty damn big. Seth yeah, over 100 pounds, right . Yeah, yeah i think so. Theyre very big. As a kid, theyre a lot to clean up after. [ laughter ] so seth yeah. I guess its as yeah, its basically as close as you can come to a horse in the house. Yeah, exactly. Exactly, but it was the best in show. So we would travel around the country as i was a little kid to different regions, and there would be different always different kids in those regions. Hey, theres so and so, but it was just like when that movie came out, there are so many truths to that movie seth yeah. It was similar to when i was growing up. Very strange, you know, animal people. Seth yeah. Theyre all whack. [ laughter ] seth do you have dogs now . I do. I have three dogs. Seth three dogs. We had four. One just went away. Seth yeah, we dont need the details. Its a horrible story. But every time i come home, i leave and when i come home its like where did the fourth dog come from, and theres always a new dog because my wife likes to collect dogs. Seth oh really . Does that make you loathe to take work that brings you out of it makes me a little fearful to come home and find out whats going to happen. Yes, weve got animals. Seth all right. Well thats a good way to go. Thank you so much for being here. Congrats on the show. Hey, nice to meet you. Seth hey, nice to meet you too. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth really appreciate it. Kyle chandler, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] third season of bloodline, begins streaming this friday on netflix. Well be right back with Michaela Watkins. [ cheers and applause ] avo come with us. To a new world. Deeper than the ocean. As unfathomable as the universe. A world that doesnt exist outside you. But within you. Where breakthrough science is replacing chemotherapy with immunotherapy. Where we can now attack the causes of disease, not just the symptoms. Where medicines once produced for all, are now designed to fit you. 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Sorry about the ashes. His last words to me were, sorry we werent closer, but maybe its for the best. What is that . Thats not closure. Thats something you say to a stranger. Seth please welcome to the show Michaela Watkins, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth thank you for being here oh, thank you for having me. Seth im so glad you came out. But is it true that you are a nervous flyer . Yes, i am. So, you know, it is just thats the way some people are. Seth thats fine. I wasnt judging you. We cant all be welladjusted wonderful flyers. Seth how does it manifest itself, your nerves . Um you know, just usually like like terror [ laughter ] and like, you know, you turn to a stranger, and you say can you talk to me about anything right now . Seth oh. Yeah. Seth so the person next to you at the end of the flight would be able to say you are a bad flyer . They would for sure. Seth okay. Agree with my assessment of my flying. Seth how quickly into a flight would they know . Theyd know as soon as i sat down and they saw me being like, is it too im sorry when you come by, could you bring a double vodka . [ laughter ] seth congratulations on the show. Oh, thank you so much. Seth it is a wonderful show. You play a divorced mother who is now sort of back in the dating scene. It is very funny but its also dramatic. Do you enjoy doing a little of both . Yes, i do. That clip was very dramatic. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i do. I enjoy doing both. But you know its like uses both sides. Its fun. Its like a very fulfilling show. Its a very sexy show. You know, i get intimate with a lot of people. Seth you do. Its very sexy. You get intimate with a lot of people. I know. And youre thinking, like, well, of course, Michaela Watkins would do that show. Because when you think sexy lady on the tv set, youre immediately like, oh, michaela so seth yeah. [ laughter ] and so they were like, all the producers were like, for sure her because that is going to everybody is going to be like yes. [ laughter ] her naked with a lot of people. And then, like, this season was weird. Because usually this is the third season. Seth yeah. But the first two seasons, i worked because nobody asked me to be naked until i hit my 40s. [ laughter ] and so i started, like, eating really healthy. And, you know, i got a trainer and did the whole thing. And then this season, like, this idiot, sorry, this man [ laughter ] became president , and seth uhhuh. [ laughter ] and i didnt care about how i looked any more. Seth oh, gotcha. Yeah. So, like seth so you sort of, like, postelection, like, maybe would have an extra like lena dunham lost all this weight and that was the headline and i gained all of hers. Seth okay. And then i went to go shoot the third season and i was like, i dont care. This is who i am. I am in my 40s, this is what women look like. Were taking it back. And then [ cheers and applause ] seth yeah. Absolutely. Thank you. I really needed that. [ laughter ] no, but thank you. So then the show gave me this wonderful present which was his name is chase crawford. Seth yeah. Do you know who that is . Seth i do what chase crawford is. Yeah. Seth and he is an excellent looking person. Yes. I dont know if he was born that way or if he works at it. Seth probably a little of both. Yeah, maybe. Seth yeah. So, either way they were like, but youre going to be intimate with this person. And i was like, great seth yeah. [ laughter ] but thats one of the things in the show is, like, you get to your sexy scenes are with a lot of younger actors. You know, people dont know this but there are lot of young dudes out there who lie about their age to be with older women. Seth they lie up. Yeah. They lie up. Nobody told me that when i was, like, having a full panic attack in my 30s. Seth yeah. Nobody said dont worry, youre going to get all the young guys you want. [ laughter ] nobody said that. And so instead, you know, i just, like, weirdly panicked. Now im fine. Everythings fine. Seth does your family watch a show that has this amount of sex in it . Um seth like parents and stuff . I mean, theyre not like they dont look for shows that have this amount of sex in it. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] do they watch my show . [ laughter ] seth thats what i meant. How do they consume your show considering as weve established i you know there is. Its like nobody wants to think of their like when im shooting these scenes im not like, i wonder what mother will think. [ laughter ] but, you know seth you do that Carol Burnett thing every time. Yeah. You just pull your ear. You do that. At every sex scene. Hey, family. [ laughter ] i do tell them, i gave them a cheat sheet. The first couple seasons i was like, okay in the seventh episode, in minute, whatever, 22, go make a sandwich, you know. [ laughter ] good time for a potty break. Go do that. And of course, like, everybody in my family is like, watched your show. It was great. Really wonderful. Saw all of it. And so i was like, you know what, its your psyche, its your problem. Seth yeah, im not worrying about this. Seth i know one of the other election changes you made in your life was you bought a dog. Can you explain how the election but we didnt buy the dog. We adopted a dog. Seth okay. Only a real cretin would buy a dog. [ laughter ] no, i did. I had to. Because for the first time and really the only time in my life, i was very envious of people who had newborns. Because they had something the had to focus on and keep alive. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and instead i was just i was looking at twitter and having a nervous breakdown. So i was like, oh, thats how were going to die . And so [ laughter ] i was like, okay. Im gonna you know. I said to my husband, i was like, im not good. Im not good over here. [ laughter ] i need to walk something. I need to clean up its mess. And so we got a dog. [ light laughter ] actually, we went to look for a dog and we decided that because im very busy and because i am a dog lover, i knew that i would be too busy to have a dog. Because it is a huge obligation and responsibility. Seth sure. So he said okay, okay. But my husband knows me and he loves me. And so he went anyway. And i called him and said, honey, where are you . He said, im on my way home. Do me a favor. I said, yes . He said, go in my laundry hamper, and find a really dirty tshirt and i was like, mmhmm. [ laughter ] and he said, rub it on the cat and meet me in the basement. [ laughter ] i was like, can you start from the beginning . [ laughter ] and he said, honey, honey, im coming home. Go in my hamper, get a dirty tshirt, rub it on the cat, meet me in the basement. And i said, okay. I like i think i like where this is going. Can i have more details . Thats okay. Hes like, honey, honey. And i go, wait. Did you . And he goes, honey, honey, go in my hamper. Get a tshirt rub it on the cat meet me in the basement. You know, so i did and of course our dog was there. Seth what did you name it . His name is dont laugh. My dogs name is jeff. [ laughter ] which, think i mean, its like it is a good name. Seth yeah. My husband is name is fred so [ laughter ] so hes got a dog name. [ laughter ] my dog has a husband name. [ laughter ] everybodys happy. But yeah. It is so funny. People come over, theyre like, hello, jeff. Nice to meet you. [ laughter ] seth you should have gave her a last name, like, this is jeff markinson. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Seth its so great to see you. So good to see you. Seth congratulations on the show. Michaela watkins, everybody. 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I cant imagine hed do anything too bad. My ringtone is uptown funk. [ laughter ] dont do that, bad dog. Whos next . Look at this little fur ball. What did he do . I initiate conversations on airplanes. [ laughter ] bad dog. Lets look at our next one. Good little mutt. What did you do . When it rains in new york, i open my big umbrella, carry it really low, and just keep on texting. [ cheers and applause ] bad dog. Whos next . Look at this little feller. [ audience aws ] i get drunk at my sons Little League games. [ laughter ] bad dog. Whos up next . Aw. [ audience aws ] this looks like a good guy. I hired my puppies to important positions within my administration, despite their total lack of qualification. [ cheers and applause ] no. No. Whos next . What did this girl do . Im addicted to botox. [ laughter ] im not sure thats what it would look like but whos up next . Aw. [ audience aws ] this guy couldnt have done anything too bad. I keep telling my black friends how much i liked get out. [ laughter ] bad dog. Whos next . What did you do . During my congressional hearing, i failed to disclose several meetings with a siberian husky. [ applause ] bad dog. Yes. Yes. Last one. Oh, wait a minute, this is my dog, frisbee. Frisbee, what did you do . Whenever i hear seth say it is time for a closer look, i step on the remote, switch to night line. [ laughter ] i understand thats a quality program. [ cheers and applause ] that was extreme dog shaming. Well be right back with a performance from broadway show come from away. [ cheers and applause ] ugh, no bars. Oh no, looks like somebody needs a new network. When i got this unlimited plan they told me they were all the same. Theyre not. Verizon has the largest, mostreliable 4g lte network in america. Its basically made for places like this. Honey, what if it was just us out here . Right. So, i ordered you a car. Thank you. 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Schick hydro ® protecting mankind, one face at a time. 5 truth or dare is back. My friends know me so well. They can tell what im thinking, just by looking in my eyes. But what they didnt know was that i had dry, itchy eyes. I used artificial tears from the moment i woke up. To the moment i went to bed. So i finally decided to show my eyes some love,. Some eyelove. Eyelove means having a chat with your eye doctor about your dry eyes because if youre using artificial tears often and still have symptoms, it could be chronic dry eye. Its all about eyelove, my friends. [ cheers and applause ] seth the new Broadway Musical come from away tells the remarkable true story of when 38 planes and 7,000 passengers were diverted to the small newfoundland town of gander when u. S. Air space was closed on september 11, 2001. Nominated for seven tony awards including best musical. Come from away is about what happened when the towns folk opened their homes to strangers, and everyones lives were changed forever. Now here to perform welcome to the rock, please welcome the cast of come from away. [ cheers and applause ] on the northeast tip of north america, on an island called newfoundland, theres an airport. It used to be one of the biggest airports in the world, and next to it is a town called gander. Everybody knows everybody else, and everybody in this room has a story about how they started that day. Welcome to the rock if you come from away youll probably understand about half of what we say they say no mans an island but an island makes a man especially when one comes from one like newfoundland welcome to the rock that morning im in the classroom. Its our first day back and the school buses are on strike so im covering for annette whos running late. Sorry beulah, hows the kids . Not exactly thrilled to be inside on such a gorgeous day, so, i told them wed only have a half day this morning, and they were quite pleased, until i told them wed have the other half in the afternoon welcome to the wildest weather that youve ever heard of where every one is nicer but its never nice above welcome to the farthest place youll get from disneyland fish and chips and shipwrecks this is newfoundland welcome to the rock an islander i am an islander im an islander i am an islander im an islander i am an islander im an islander i am an islander that morning im in my car. The kids cross Airport Boulevard to get to school, and that time of day people are in a little bit of a rush to get to work and stuff, so normally i sit there and run my radar. And if theyre speeding, ill stop them and write out a warning ticket. Ill write sthd. Slow the hell down welcome to the land where the winters try to kill us and we said we will not be killed welcome to the land where the waters try to drown us and we said we will not be drowned welcome to the land where we lost our loved ones and we said we will still go on welcome to the land where the winds try to blow and we said no that morning i dropped my kids off at school and head to the spca where im greeted by my other kids, all barking and meowing for breakfast, and a belly rub, not that im complaining, i love them, but by the time feeding is done i got to get back up to pick up my human kids so i take just one second for myself and im sitting in my car. Im sitting in the staff room. Im in the library. And i turned on the radio. Im running my radar when bonnie comes by. She pulls up and shes waving at me like mad, so i rolled down my window and she says oz, turn on the radio. Slow it down bonnie. Oz, turn on your radio. You are here at the start of a moment on the edge of the world where the river meets the sea here on the edge of the atlantic on an island in between there and here im an islander i am an islander im an islander there and here i am an islander im an islander i am an islander im an islander there and here i am an islander im an islander i am an islander im an islander i am an islander welcome to the fog welcome to the trees to the ocean and the sky and whatevers in between to the ones who left you are never truly gone our candles in the window and the candles always on when the sun is coming up and the world has come ashore if youre hoping for a harbor than youll find an open door in the winter from the water through whatevers in the way to the ones who have come from away we say welcome to the welcome to the welcome to the welcome to the welcome to the welcome to the welcome to the the rock [ cheers and applause ] you knew when you cast it theyd lock you up. But that didnt stop you. You traveled far and wide, and others followed. Mothers, daughters, sisters, lions. And because together you roared so loud, i know my Voice Matters today. This summer, Come Celebrate new york states equal rights history. Download our guide to plan your trip. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Kyle Chandler and Michaela Watkins. One more time for the cast of come from away [ cheers and applause ] matt frazier, 8g band stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause ] carson hey gang, youre watching last call. Im carson daly, thanks so much for finding us. Weve got a great show coming your way, featuring the White Princess star, jodie comer,