Fox news host eric bolling has been suspended following reports that he sent lewd photos to multiple female coworkers. Or as fox news is reporting it, did hillary frame eric bolling . [ laughter ] i mean, ive seen her with a phone. How do we know it wasnt his phone . [ light laughter ] President Trump has only held one solo press conference in his first 200 days in office. Meanwhile, hillary has held a solo every day. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey dude do you know who that is at the beer pong table . [ laughter ] according to bloomberg, senior white house adviser Stephen Miller is being considered for the role of communications director. Though he looks like hes up for the role of scientist who intentionally releases the virus. [ laughter and applause ] theres no turning back now. Ivanka trumps company is currently looking to hire someone to direct social media accounts. Which is strange, because she already knows a guy whos great at social media who might be out of a job soon. [ cheers and applause ] he loves to work. Loves to work. According to reports, officials at the department of agriculture told staffers to avoid the term Climate Change in their research, and to use terms like weather extremes instead. And instead of earthquakes theyre now called little shakeroos [ light laughter ] according to a new report, over three billion people around the world now have social media accounts, and at least ten of them are your dads attempts at linkedin. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a woman was recently caught trying to smuggle cocaine into australia, by hiding it in the bottom of her high heel. Which might have worked, if shed just been cooler about it. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] he is the star of hulus Difficult People. Hes one of our favorite people. Billy eichner is back on the show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] she is the star of the Ashley Graham project on go90. Ashley graham joins us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and were gonna have music were gonna have some really good music, from the allamerican rejects. So youre here on a fantastic night. [ cheers and applause ] before we get to all of that, after weeks of chaos and infighting consuming his white house, President Trump has fled d. C. For a vacation. But that hasnt stopped trump and his team from ramping up their attacks on the russia probe and the news media. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth on friday, trump started a 17day vacation at his Bedminster Golf Club in new jersey. Just in case you needed more proof that hes not really a billionaire, he takes a new jersey vacation. [ laughter ] new jersey vacation sounds like a slang term for a mafia hit job. [ light laughter ] hey, what happened to bobby . Lets just say hes taking a new jersey vacation. In a landfill. Capisce . Hes dead. [ laughter ] nonetheless, trump is taking 17 days to get away from d. C. And relax. Although, he keeps insisting hes working. He tweeted on saturday, working in bedminster, new jersey. This is not a vacation. Meetings and calls [ light laughter ] meetings and calls sounds like how an 8yearold would describe an adult job. [ laughter ] this is not a vacation. Meetings and calls, and secretaries and desks briefcase [ cheers and applause ] but hey, trump says hes at his golf course taking meetings and calls. Because if theres one thing we know about donald trump, is that he loves to work. On friday President Trump left town for what the white house called a 17day working vacation at his golf course in new jersey, where he was seen greeting wedding guests. Wheres the bride, come on everybodys been cleared. Is my star doing a good job for you over here . Seth okay, first of all, what are you wearing . [ laughter and applause ] youre the president , not a hungover cruise director. [ laughter ] whos ready for some shuffleboard . All right, yeah second, is there anything scarier than trump walking into your wedding and going, wheres the bride . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] followed by come on . Come on also, why does trump spend so much time at weddings . We know hes not a hopeless romantic. Oh, marriage is the best. Youre going to have the greatest three to five years of your life. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter ] now, weve already played many clips on this show of trump criticizing thenpresident obama, for taking vacations and promising to never leave the white house himself if he won. In fact, weve played so many of those clips that weve run out. There arent any left. I mean, its not like theres an infinite number of clips of trump contradicting himself. Whats that . There are . You cant leave the white house, go to hawaii and play golf for three weeks, and be a real dealmaker. It doesnt work that way. Obama ought to get off the golf course and get down there. Im not going to be playing much golf, believe me. If i win this, im not going to be playing much golf. Im gonna be working for you, im not gonna have time to go play golf. I dont take vacations. I dont take vacations. Obama likes relaxing and going on vacations. Me, i like working. I like working. I really do. If i get elected president im gonna be in the white house a lot. Im not leaving. [ cheers and applause ] we have deals to make. Who the hell wants to leave . Seth im going to be there a lot [ laughter ] to be clear, im not criticizing trump for taking vacations. Im criticizing him for being a lying hypocrite, and even [ cheers and applause ] even even lying hypocrites deserve vacations. Now, as we know, trump has signed no major legislation since he took office, and his white house has been in constant chaos. So, what does he think hes done to deserve this vacation . Trump has spent the last week claiming that the economy that he said was stagnant under obama, is suddenly roaring now that hes president. And to get the message out, his team has started posting socalled real news videos talking about the administrations supposed accomplishments. Like this one, featuring former cnn contributor Kayleigh Mcenany. Hey everybody im Kayleigh Mcenany. Thank you for joining us as we provide you the news of the week from trump tower here in new york. More great Economic News on friday, the july jobs report added a betterthanexpected 209,000 jobs. President trump has clearly steered the economy back in the right direction. Thank you for joining us, everybody. Im Kayleigh Mcenany and that is the real news. Seth god, that was like state news crossed with a school announcement. [ laughter ] its pizza day in the cafeteria, but you wont hear that from the failing New York Times. [ audience gasps ] so whats trumps proof that the economy is suddenly roaring . Well, he tried to offer some at the white house last week. But he was super vague. Unemployment is the lowest its been in 17 years. Business enthusiasm is about as high as theyve ever seen it. In fact, it is as high the highest point in 28 years, according to a certain graph and a certain chart. [ laughter ] seth a certain graph and a certain chart . Is sounds like a certain president isnt so certain. [ light laughter ] trump always runs out of steam like an exhausted dad telling his kid why he cant borrow the car. I dont want you driving on a school night, plus its raining, and there are certain dangers and certain problem look, you just cant have the car. [ light laughter ] of course, trump is desperately hoping to distract from the rapidly escalating russia investigation. Last week special Counsel Robert Mueller empanelled the grand jury to help in the investigation. Now, as youll recall, trump warned mueller not to look into his personal finances as well as those of his family and businesses, telling the New York Times that mueller would be crossing a red line. So, whats mueller looking at now . Shockingly, its the thing trump told him not to look at. The russia Investigation Continues to widen. Respond to that. As federal investigators explore the potential financial ties of President Trump and associates to russia. Sources tell cnn financial links could offer a more concrete path to any potential prosecution. Investigators are delving in to possible financial crimes including some unconnected to the election. Seth i know its crazy. The former new jersey casino owner and manhattan real estate magnate whose been bankrupt four times, and had a Fake University that settled a 25 million fraud lawsuit, might have some shady financial dealings. [ audience oohs ] [ light laughter ] in fact, every time trump talks about this he seems to accidentally point investigators in the right direction. For example, when he first made his red line comment to the New York Times last month, he brought up old real estate deals out of nowhere. Heres how that exchange went. New york times, if mueller was looking at your finances and your family finances, unrelated to russia, is that a red line . Trump, i would say yeah. I would say yes. By the way, i would say i dont i dont i mean its possible theres a condo or something so, you know, i sell a lot of condo units and somebody from russia buys a condo. Who knows . I dont make money from russia. [ laughter ] what . Nobody said anything about condos bought by russians. You keep telling the fbi exactly where to look. If trump ever gets interrogated, hell last five seconds. State your full name for the record. Donald j. Trump and by the way, i wouldnt know how to launder money if i tried, certainly not through my company and definitely not from an offshore bank account in cyprus. And not one with the first four digits 4635. Wait, should i stop . Should i stop . My lawyer is telling me to stop. [ laughter ] and now [ cheers and applause ] now it appears mueller is looking at trumps finances, his own team is praying that he wont lash out in his usual style. A white house official summed it up this way to the daily beast. Just keep him off twitter and the teleprompter. And a white house advisor acknowledged that if trump went so far as to fire mueller, it would be a, quote, apocalyptic [ bleep ] storm. As opposed to what were currently living through, which is more of a tropical [ bleep ] storm. [ laughter and applause ] but as trump and his team, and his allies, and conservative media have tried to discredit the trump investigation, one thing has become clear. Nine months after the election they are still obsessed with Hillary Clinton. As trump made clear at his rally in West Virginia last week. What the prosecutor should be looking at are Hillary Clintons 33,000 deleted emails. [ cheers and applause ] [ crowd chanting ] and they should be looking at the paid russian speeches. And the owned russian companies. Or let them look at the uranium she sold that is now in the hands of very angry russians. Seth she sold uranium to angry russians . [ laughter ] is he confusing hillary with doc brown . [ cheers and applause ] what whats becoming clear, is that trump and his allies have no record of their own to champion, so instead they need a villain. And theyve decided theyd rather live in a world where Hillary Clinton was president , rather than donald trump. Just watch how often fox news has gone after hillary, as if she were in office and not trump. New calls for an investigation into the 2016 election, this time the focus on Hillary Rodham clinton. Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee are demanding the appointment of a Second Special counsel. This time to investigate Hillary Clinton. We need to investigate Hillary Clinton and the uranium one deal. We need to investigate Loretta Lynch meeting on the tarmac with president clinton. Oh, its Hillary Clinton funders investigating themselves. Who are actually funding the dossier that triggered our witch hunt. Hillary clinton, her mishandling of top secret, classified, specialaccess Program Information on a private email server. Seth and remember, trump watches a lot of fox news, so theres a good chance he sees all that, and he thinks hillarys actually the president. [ light laughter ] sir, north korea Just Launched a nuke. Dont worry, hillary will take care of that. Now, if youll excuse me, i have some wedding guests to greet. Wheres the bride . [ laughter and applause ] and hillary isnt trumps only enemy, because now hes also waging war on socalled leakers within the government. On friday, attorney general Jeff Sessions announced that the Justice Department would be ramping up investigations of Government Employees who leak classified information. And the white house also seems to be hoping that the new chief of staff, general john kelly, will be able to clamp down on leaks. Although when he went on fox news to talk about it last week, white house adviser Sebastian Gorka made kellys antileak initiative sound super ominous. For those who may have not been abiding by federal law when it comes to sensitive and classified information, i think theyve got the message, and i think you will see things change very rapidly, because this is john f. Kelly. This is a man you do not toy with. Seth Sebastian Gorka sounds like a bond villain. [ light laughter ] let me just say, if you mess with general kelly hell send you on a new jersey vacation. [ laughter and applause ] and by the way we should mention, this didnt start with trump. The Obama Administration used the espionage act to go after more leakers than all previous administrations combined. But trump ramping up the war on leaks is potentially dangerous, because so much of what we know about the constant swirl of scandal and corruption in the Trump White House we know from leaks to journalists. When it comes down to it its a question of who do you trust . The media or trump . I mean, to be fair, its not like trump has ever lied. Im going to be in the white house a lot. Im not leaving. Seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth well be right back with billy eichner, everybody. 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She plays for the one and only beyonce and her brandnew ep stealth is out today on all digital platforms. Venzella joy is here, everybody [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here thank you so much. Seth you know our first guest tonight from his emmynominated show billy on the street and the hulu series Difficult People. The third season premieres tomorrow. Lets take a look. Hey, im billy. Im the new warmup comic. I was a huge fan of the nightly show. I really was. Yeah, well, this is a little different. Im doing everything the Network Tells me to do for those high ratings. I just want to stay on the air. Let me tell you what america loves on tv. Party games with celebrities, and interviews with precocious little kids by black men over 40. Youre right. Steve harvey. Bill cosby. Bill cosby . When it comes to doing the darnedest things. You think drugging women and having sex with them while theyre asleep is a darnedest thing . If not, not the darndest. Seth please welcome back to the show our good friend billy eichner, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, billy thank you hey, guys. [ cheers and applause ] seth we have a lot to talk about. A lot to talk about. Lets get to it. Im doing great. [ light laughter ] seth youre doing great. Yeah. Seth i wont even ask about that, then. Okay, good. Seth but this is very exciting. Third season of Difficult People. Yes. Seth and this is where your character is at now, is that youre a warmup comedian for a late night talk show. I tried to be a warmup comedian for Larry Wilmores new fictional show, within our show. And i tried to do a million Different Things this season to try to earn money finally and break through. I have my first boyfriend on the show, played by john cho. Hes fantastic. Seth hes a fantastic actor. Tony hale is on the show, Vanessa Williams and, of course, our whole usual gang. Julie klausner, andrea martin. Its really fun and mean and bitter and it starts tomorrow. [ light laughter ] seth it is really fun and also, really mean and bitter. Would you say its the most bitter show on tv, as far as the characters . You know, id like to think so, seth. [ laughter ] is there an award for that . Seth no, theres not. Im sorry. Why isnt there an emmy for meanest show . [ light laughter ] seth i know. You guys would be youd certainly be in the running. Id definitely be nominated actually, i am nominated. But well get to that later. [ light laughter ] seth i dont want to get to your successes, i want to get to your new things. Yeah. Seth you were in this series this years American Horror story. Isnt that insane . Seth American Horror story. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and its called seth there you are. Thats like a there i am. Seth spooky billy. Yeah, spooky, dramatic billy. Its called American Horror story cult. Seth yeah. Its me and Sarah Paulson and billie lourd and evan peters and a ton of amazing people. It starts Early September on fx. And its absolutely insane seth yeah. [ cheers and applause ] its so crazy. Seth and you you have a sort of youve done stuff outside of billy eichner, but you play versions of billy. This is the biggest departure that i think that most people have seen. Seth gotcha. And its its serious. There are some darkly funny moments, but its mostly serious, and violent, and sexual, and all of the things people have always wanted to see from me, seth. [ laughter ] seth right, yeah. Well and then its about is it true . Ive heard that this is about the 2016 election in some ways. It is im not allowed to say anything. Seth okay, great. Im sworn to secrecy, but yes, it is inspired by the [ light laughter ] seth uhhuh. It is inspired dont. [ laughter ] it is inspired by the election. It starts right after it starts on election night, and then you see the fallout from that and it is a gory, fantasy, violent, sexual surreal take on posttrump america. Seth will we watch it and look at our actual reality and go, you know what . This is not that bad versus [ light laughter ] yeah. I hope its that and a mixture of just, like, furious masturbating. Seth oh, good. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth i hope so, too. Yeah, me, too. Seth all right, so you wait, i have one more thing to get to, because i was so happy to see you on the cover of this magazine. You know, all of this success is such a burden. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] cause youre on the cover of a magazine, and i have to imagine of the magazines, this is the one that you were most covetous of. When i was a kid, i always dreamt of being on the cover of money magazine. [ laughter ] yes, there i am. [ cheers and applause ] seth this is fantastic. Yeah. Very nice of them to ask seth. Seth very nice to ask cause a lot of fun tips in there. Seth oh, there are fun tips. And by the way, when i first saw this, they sent me, like, a mockup. One of the other articles on the cover, it says, seven brainy beach reads from bill gates. [ laughter ] and i thought it was a joke. [ laughter ] but its real. Seth bill gates beach reads. Now we mentioned the election. You, billy on the street, had never, until this year and congratulations. Im so happy, its so welldeserved. Thank you. Seth you guys got nominated for an emmy. For best variety sketch series. [ cheers and applause ] seth and thank you. Yes and yes. Seth you used donald trump, in your emmy campaign. We did. This was a huge billboard in l. A. It said, you nominated donald trump for an emmy, but you wont nominate billy on the street . be on the right side of history. [ laughter ] seth there you go. Yes. And we got nominated seth you got nominated. It worked. [ cheers and applause ] but hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I need to Say Something about this. Seth okay. Because im very happy to be nominated. Its very nice. Seth its an honor to be nominated. Honored to be nominated, but since, i swear, since the second i got nominated, everyone is saying to me, well, you know youre going to lose to saturday night live. seth mmhmm. Right . Seth yeah. Because theyre in the same category. Seth sure. Right now, on the one hand, im honest about these things. I know all about award shows. Its probably true, you know . Snl is great. I grew up with snl. You know, i watched as a kid. On the other hand, what is another award going to do for saturday night live . [ laughter ] seth yeah, thats true. I mean, lets talk about this honestly. Seth great, lets get it out there. Okay, now i know im supposed to just be nice and gracious and happy to be nominated, but that is simply not the case. Seth no. [ laughter and applause ] okay . Seth and not the billy i know. No. Seth yeah. It wouldnt be true to myself if i didnt say these things. Seth yeah. Why does Lorne Michaels need another award . Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] listen to i know he produces this show, too. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] but hes were just getting started, by the way. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] so, hes a tv legend, right . Seth yes. He has millions of dollars. Seth yes. Countless awards. Seth tons. And a lifelong friendship with paul simon. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] do you know seth and paul mccartney. And paul mccartney. Seth yeah. Thats right. You know what i have . Seth what . Student loans. [ laughter ] i still i do [ cheers and applause ] seth still . I have Student Loans im not on fancy nbc. I was on tru tv [ light laughter ] i dont even need the award, i need to melt down the gold and take it to a pawn shop. [ laughter ] i have Health Insurance, seth. And saturday night live why does saturday night live i mean, i get it. Its an institution. Its a staple. Seth yeah. Okay . But thats like giving an emmy award to pizza, you know . [ laughter ] thats like saying, and the emmy goes to a piece of pizza. [ laughter ] its like, we all know pizzas great. Its been around forever. I dont think it needs to be congratulated. Seth yeah. Seth. And then people say them people say, well, saturday night live, it had a great year. Well, its about time [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i mean, theyve had theyve had 45 years to prepare [ light laughter ] i guess sometimes it takes four decades to work out the kinks [ laughter ] and then people say, well, snl, it has kate mckinnon. Well, can you imagine how much harder it is not to have her . [ laughter ] seth yeah, thats true. Im at a severe disadvantage. [ light laughter ] and thats not only snl in the category. Tracey ullman. Seth yeah. Another legend is in the category. Seth yeah, probably has won that before. Many times in the 90s, right . She basically established that category. But i am here tonight to officially begin my Smear Campaign against Tracey Ullman. Seth good. This is healthy. Yes. People dont know this. Tracey ullman was in isis. Seth no yes. [ laughter ] thats right. Thats right Tracey Ullman is a terrorist [ laughter ] seth as herself or one of her characters . I dont know she was wearing that hood. Who knows what voices she was doing under there. [ laughter ] it was her and marty short, and catherine ohara. Seth oh, my god. They were all isis started out as a sketch comedy group. [ laughter ] seth okay, gotcha. People dont know that. Its very hushhush. Right . Seth yeah. But its true. So i want you to join with me now in a chant about Tracey Ullman. Are you ready . Lock her up lock her up [ audience chants ] lock her up lock her up thats right. Thank you. Seth all right. Billy on the street. This was an incredible moment of campaigning. Let me say one more thing, seth. Seth yeah . Do you know when saturday night live started, women did not have the right to vote in this country . [ laughter ] seth thats true. Its true why are we going to give an award to that . Seth yeah. Wow, this is this is quite convincing. Anyway seth now i should note that im realizing now, maybe, that isnt doing me any favors, what i just said. Seth but again, i also have a show in that category, documentary now yeah, but thats not going to win. Seth okay, i mean [ laughter ] billy eichner, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the third season of Difficult People premieres tomorrow and hold on, well be right back with Ashley Graham [ cheers and applause ] during our made to move 2017 clearance event, you can do endless Online Research about the escalade. Or, you can come in and have it all for less than you might imagine. Dont wait. Our 2017 models will be moving fast. You can drive a car. Or you can drive a cadillac. 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I love seeing a woman on the drums. Thats hot seth yeah. We have a really good one yes seth we have a really good one on the drums tonight. [ cheers ] i want to what a nice time to have you on the show. Youre on the cover of new york magazine. Today. Seth and there go, today. Look at that. Today. Seth there you go. [ cheers and applause ] its a fantastic photo shoot. Theirs is a theres one photo i want to show, because ive heard you say that this was a this was difficult. This was one of the hardest positions ive had to be in for a photo shoot. Seth and i will say, looking at it you realize, you realize, oh, you look very relaxed, but that does [ laughter ] i i dont know if i would be comfortable in that position. Okay. Seth and also, no one would want to see the resulting photos. [ laughter ] you never know, you never know. Seth yeah, you never know. Thats true. You never know. So i like, first of all, that this looks like lips. Its really cute, right . Seth yeah. But my knees were probably like this far from my shoulders, and i was bending all the way down. Kind of like these steps right here. Seth yeah. And i had to push my neck up and i was like and i was trying to model. [ light laughter ] it was very difficult. Seth how many how many shots do you think it took . Or how long was it . It took 30 minutes. Seth 30 minutes . 30 minutes for the one shot so it was worth it. Seth but youve been working your whole life for this. I have. Seth because youve been doing modeling a long time. We have some early photos, because its not all its not all glamorous butt in the air photos. No, no. [ laughter ] seth it doesnt start there so this is actually what was this in . Okay, so this was in skymall. Seth skymall, so there you go. So any of your airlines. You just pick up in the mall or the magazine, and you would see the before. Seth yeah. And the after. Seth and its i guess in the beginning modeling days, you start as a before, and there you go. Before [ laughter ] frizzy and curly. Frizzy and curly. Seth did they at least let you also, be the after . I was. Seth okay, thats good. But they just popped a wig on me though. Seth oh, no. So, i knew like the the product probably didnt work. Seth i am starting to think i im going to stop trusting skymall. [ laughter ] yeah, right. But you know what . Thats 17 years in the making, and look at me now. Seth yeah, look at you now. [ cheers and applause ] how how far back does this is j. Los fashion line. J. Lo i so this is when j. Lo had her first line out with macys. I think i was about 14 or 15yearsold here. Seth there you go. And i share many of these photos in my book, a new model, because its really fun to go back and see where youve come from. Seth yeah, of course. And one of the things, where you came from, and what youve sort of grown into, is not only a model. But you sort of described yourself as a body activist. Yes. Seth tell us like, what brought you to like giving yourself that title and or using that term and where you are today on it. Well, social media plays a huge role in everything that i do, and i was just posting normal photos of myself, not retouching cellulite, not retouching back fat, and girls were saying, oh, i have a body just like yours. And i realized that i had a voice, and i had a reason for women to say, oh, i dont have to compare myself to the skinny, regular girls that media portrays as perfect all of the time. So i was, like, you know what . Im a body activist. Seth well there you go. And so now i talk to young women. [ cheers and applause ] i talk to young women, older women, but one of the best stories that just happened to me recently, was a man emailed me and said, thank you, im finally having sex with my wife with the lights on. She feels sexy in the lingerie that you created for her, because i also have a lingerie line. And its like, yes seth great. Thats fantastic. Because women should feel sexy in bed, too. Seth thats great. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] right . Seth yeah. Yeah. You can wear some lingerie, too, seth. Seth i know. Im just thinking about it. I know youre thinking about it. Seth lights on. I feel like the reason the lights are off is cause my wifes not into my body. [ laughter ] so, but you actually you mentioned this lingerie line, and now i know that you actually now youre on the other side of the casting table. Yes. Seth and so now youre finding the models for your line . Yes. Seth is it more relaxing to do it that way . Well, so just today i had a casting for my runway show thats happening during new york fashion week, and it was it was bringing back all these crazy memories. Seth sure. Of showing up to a casting. There we are, behind a desk, just waiting for you to fall and trip on your face. But i was, like, no, girl, its okay. Just come on in. I know its raining outside. You look beautiful. [ laughter ] and i really had to i want to book all of them. Theyre so pretty, but you cant. Seth i know. Its very helpful, once youve been on one side. Yes. Seth i think it makes you very yes. Seth certainly, a lot more sympathetic being on the other side. And then i make them take their clothes off. Put on my lingerie and then we have a party. Seth well there you go. That sounds great. [ laughter ] you also have the Ashley Graham show. What is it called . Sorry. Yes. The Ashley Graham project. Seth there you go. Its on verizon go90. Seth and your husband directed it. My husband directed it and shot it. Seth thats great. I know hes such a sweetie. Seth was he a good director . Did you enjoy working with him . I mean, i love working with him. Seth thats great. Yeah, yes. [ laughter ] not only seth and the whole film is shot with the lights on, which is great. [ laughter ] thats a good sign. We do like the lights on. Seth congratulations on everything. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you seth. Seth congrats on the book, the show. Thank you. Seth the line. Ashley graham, everybody. The Ashley Graham project is available on go90. Com and through the go90 app. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] whats that . P3 planters nuts, jerky and seeds. I like a variety in my protein. Totally, thats why i have this uh trail mix. Wow minty. P3 snacks. The more interesting way to get your protein. How was your vacation . Hey, guys, whats this tomato doing at randys desk . [all coworkers laugh] hahahahaha. You know, that actually reminds me, steve. I got you something. Aloha mangoes can get sunburned. Put some flavor in your break with new snapple mango tea make time for snapple. Schick hydro ® vs a lube strip. With seven hydrating gel pools. That give you 40 less friction. Its designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. 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So, we thought, why not let them share some of their poetry with you in our latest edition of crew poetry. [ applause ] seth first up is the recipient of the Poetry Society of americas prestigious robert frost award. Hes also our cameraman, hell be reading a poem entitled showbiz. Showbiz by gene kelly. Working in showbiz, the lights, cameras, the works. I wont deny it, it certainly got its perks. At this show, youre treated like a king, and its the best. One great benefit, i get to sleep with all the guests. [ laughter ] i go to bed with actresses, actors, politicians, i dont care. They come right over to my apartment after they leave the guest chair. Who is the best in the sack . Thats one question youll never get me to answer. But heres a hint. The last name was different and her first name rhymes with kathie lee. [ cheers and applause ] seth thank you so much, gene. Next up and this is very special, is a groupwritten poem by four members of our tech crew. Mike knarre, kenny coyle, mike zecca, and charlie friend, all of whom are professors of poetry at oxford university. They will be reading a poem entitled the four of us. The four of us. The four of us are the coolest guys in the whole crew. Everybody wants to be us. Were better than you. Were sassy, secretive. We pretty much run late night with seth meyers. I guess you could say were like the four girls from pretty little liars. [ laughter ] im like spencer. The smart overachieving one. I could have gone to yale. And i am like aria. Im kind and caring and i look like lucy hale. Im hannah, cause im a bitch. And a winner. [ laughter ] and im emily, a lesbian swimmer. [ laughter and applause ] seth thank you guys. That was very beautiful. Al emily. Thanks seth. Seth next up, we have the 17 and our shows i. T. Guy, a. J. Hamami. He will be reading a poem entitled, admit it, youre surprised. Admit it, youre surprised, by a. J. Hamami. Admit it. When you heard i. T. Guy, you didnt think this is how i looked. E skny foureyed nerd with his head buried in a book. Yeah, i set up our whole intraoffice firewall protection, and make sure im also the best player on our softball team, and have a shar a tattoo of a shark eating a guys head. Writer having problems with microsoft word, just remember, im a bad ass i. T. Guy, and youre the [ bleep ] nerd. [ laughter and applause ] seth thank you, a. J. And lastly, our cue card guy, wally. Slumbering angel, by wally feresten. The night is silent in the cozy house. Ne astir. The love of my life sleeps silently. Each breath, a gentle purr. I gaze ever so longingly, watching my dearest one count sheep. Every night, i sneak in to seths apartment and watch him sleep. [ laughter ] what do you dream, sweet prince . A liberal utopia . A trumpfree life . [ laughter ] dont you worry my sweet seth. I almost never sneak a peek at your wife. [ laughter ] you may be wondering, how does someone who looks like me commit this stunning infiltration . I dress up like a police officer, and pretend im conducting an investigation. [ laughter ] watching you sleep fills me with the utmost glee. Dont believe me . Take a look at this selfie [ laughter and applause ] seth this has been crew poetry. E late night everybody. [ cheers and applause ] when youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. With taltz, up to 90 of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. Do not use if you are allergic to taltz. Before starting you should be checked for tuberculosis. Taltz may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth tonights musical guests are a multiplatinum selling rock band whose twosong e. P. Sweat, is out now. Here with the debut tv performance of their newest single sweat, give it up for the allamerican rejects. [ cheers and applause ] maybe im a bad scene blame it on the tv and maybe it was just because my grandma raised me tell me what all this is yeah tell me what honest is you need a body cast for all my broken promises told you not to hold your breath youre turning blue the way i make you sweat sweat sweat im making you sweat sweat sweat im making you sweat sweat sweat im making you im not a basic dude but im just a waste of you i know its hard to face the music that i play to you like im dropping a bomb go cry to your momma life is such a comedy so just spare me the drama told you not to hold your breath youre turning blue the way i make you sweat sweat sweat im making you im making you sweat sweat sweat im making you and dont come crying over spilt perfume it smells like to you and i dont know what im supposed to do say youre dying thats a typical you ive got nothing to prove told you not to hold your breath youre turning blue the way i make you im making you sweat sweat sweat im making you im making you sweat sweat sweat im making you im making you sweat [ cheers and applause ] seth the allamerican rejects, everyone download the sweat e. 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Sc johnson. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to billy eichner, Ashley Graham, the allamerican rejects, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] venzella joy and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hey, everybody. Whats happening . Carson daly here and youre tuned in. Its the last call. Coming up tonight, wre