Andy cohen, musical guest, Little Big Town, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 570, Scranton Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hi [ cheers and applause ] looking good, sounding good. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ] big fun show tonight. Heres what people are talking about. Last night, on 60 minutes, donald trump gave his first tv interview since being elected and get this, he said that he will only take 1 a year as president. [ light laughter ] all part of trumps unending commitment to never pay taxes. Hes just not going to do it. [ cheers and applause ] not going to do it. Trump said that he would not accept the standard 400,000 salary that president s get. That story again, trump made his first deal as president elect and lost almost 400,000. [ laughter and applause ] already. Of course, trumps 60 minutes interview covered a broad range of topics. But for those who didnt see it, heres a recap. Most amazing, tremendous, terrific. Very smart, very nice, terrific. Incredible, tremendous, very, very good. Very strong, very confident, very warm. Very nice. That was so great. Unbelievable. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good. Thats what the next four state of the Union Addresses will be. The unions terrific. Its very great. Its really fantastic. The end. [ laughter and applause ] very good. Very good. Get this. I read that after donald trump met with president obama, trump seemed surprised by the scope of the president s duties. [ laughter ] trump said, who knew . And hillary was like, i did. [ laughter ] i knew. I knew exactly. [ applause ] so, i guess it makes sense that after the meeting, trump said that he would seek obamas advice in the future. Well, it seems like hes already started. Just listen to these hacked voice messages that he left on obamas phone. We got an exclusive. Here at the tonight show. Steve wow. How did you get these . Jimmy i cant cant reveal my sources. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy these are voice messages that he left on obamas phone. Steve wow. [ phone ringing ] hello, youve reached president barack obama. Leave a message after the beep. [ beep ] hey, barack. Quick question, should i give sara palin a cabinet position . What about don jr. . cause if i give him a position and i dont give one to eric, the holidays are going to suck. [ laughter ] hit me back, bo. [ beep ] yo, barack, you know like you have your dog, bo, at the white house . Do i need to get a pet . Has anybody president ever had a fully grown bengal tiger . Would love to be the first. [ beep ] hi, barry, want mtoe aksure if its cool if we paved over michelles vegetable garden and put in a putting green . I know its something you probably wanted to do anyway. Im going to make it happen. [ laughter ] disregard. [ beep ] dude, seriously im starting to freak out about this gig. What if i made you secretary of staying president . [ laughter ] ill throw in a complimentary memberships to all my golf courses. Think about it. We can make america stay the same again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy make america stay the same again. Steve thats his new slogan. Jimmy hey, i want to say happy birthday to prince charles, who turned 68 today. Happy birthday prince charles. [ applause ] his friends got him a cake, which was nice until Queen Elizabeth popped out of it and shouted, still here [ laughter and applause ] come on. Dont rub it in. This is pretty cool. Apple just released a new app that lets you read books with your kids on your tv. Or as dads put it, yeah, this book is about the patriots seahawks game. [ laughter and applause ] its a thriller. I read about a set of quintuplets in michigan who all work at the same mcdonalds. Or as their manager put it, carl is the single most productive employee ive ever seen. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, one minute, hes at the fry machine, next hes at the register. Hes unbelievable. [ light laughter ] steve hes the best. Jimmy hes the best. Carl, employee of the month for at least the last five months. Yeah. [ laughter ] i dont really know what to make of this, but scientists have discovered that rats actually enjoy being tickled. And even have their own version of laughing. Scientists have very excited about this discovery, while everyone else is like, hows that zika cure coming along . [ laughter ] are you still tickling rats . Thats good. They have senses of humor . Yeah, zika, dude. Focus. [ light laughter ] i think rats would really like netflix if they could understand english. Steve they would love that punch line. [ laughter ] jimmy finally, this is a a very big deal. Did anyone see can you see it now . The super moon . Has anyone seen it yet . [ applause ] couple people. This is a big deal. This is the biggest super moon in 69 years. It happens when the moon appears bigger because its much closer to the earth than usual. Apparently 2016s been so crazy that even the moon was like, i got to see this for myself. [ laughter ] what is going on there . [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for tuning in. Thank you for being here. Guys, it is monday. Were so happy to be back. We have a giant week of shows coming up. Steve oh my gosh. Jimmy big week for us. Tomorrow night, Academy Award winner Warren Beatty will be here. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how exciting is that . Plus later this week, jude law and macklemore will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thursday night, thursday nights a big deal for us. Big deal for nbc, because thursday night football is coming to nbc. [ applause ] so, big ratings for us. Saints versus the panthers. After the game, we have a giant show with Nicole Kidman and miranda lambert. Thats thursday night. Steve yeah, thursday. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy set your dvrs, set your vcrs, set your tivos as well. Also, were doing something fun with metallica this week. So, stay tuned for that. That should be fun. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a giant show tonight. He stars in the new movie im so excited they made a a sequel to this, bad santa 2, Billy Bob Thornton is here [ cheers and applause ] talented guy. Plus we love it when this guy stops by. Hes the host of watch what happens live, and he has a new book out called superficial more adventures from the andy cohen diaries. Andy cohen is on the show tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Steve come on, man. Jimmy then, if you need more we have more. Steve what . Jimmy Little Big Town is here, you guys steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we were talkin about yeah. Were going to play a game with them and then theyre going to perform for us. Little big town is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] uh, guys, as you know, we always like to showcase new talent here at the tonight show. Theres so much of it right here in new york city. So we sent our writer becky down to the streets to find the most talented people in this new segment called, tonight show sidewalk of fame. Here we go. Tonight show sidewalk of fame [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, as i said, this is live. Becky is down on the plaza outside 30 rock right now. Were going to have three people do three talents and then have you, the audience, decide whos the winner. Okay . Becky, hows it going . How are you, becky . There she is. Going great, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, well the audience seems psyched behind you. The crowd seems wild. [ laughter ] theyre on sedatives of some sort. Hows the weather out there . Is it cold . Its perfect. Its 59 degrees fahrenheit. Jimmy thats the exact thats the exact number. [ laughter ] thats what it feels like. Jimmy yeah, sure. It feels like exactly 59 degrees fahrenheit . [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] becky, did you find any talented people out on the street of new york city . Yes, i found three. Jimmy thats enough. [ laughter ] steve three is better than none. Jimmy theres probably more than three. Who is up first . Whos the first contestant . Very exciting for us. Oh, there he is. This is darren from brighton, england. Jimmy wow, youre from england . Yep. Jimmy and is it brighton . Do you pronounce it like brighton . Brighton. Brighton. Brighton. Jimmy brighton. Brighton. Jimmy brighton, england. Over pronouncing all of the syllables in words. [ laughter ] consonants and vowels. Were on in england. Were on e in england. Fantastic, theyll be rooting for you. What is your talent, darren . Okay, so, my talent is to impersonate a horse. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. This is okay. Well, were setting the bar high. [ laughter ] do we know what horse youre impersonating . Is this a famous horse . Any horse. Any horse. Jimmy generic generic horse impersonation. Ill make the noise of the horse. Jimmy the noise a horse would make. Okay, here we go. Darren, whenever youre ready, we would love to hear this. [ horse noise ] [ laughter ] steve wow. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy just short and sweet. Thats it. Steve yeah, thats it. [ laughter ] want more . Jimmy just give me one more. Okay. [ horse noise ] [ laughter and applause ] steve come on set it and forget it. Jimmy i dont know. I dont know if its set it and forget it. Thats pretty good, darren. I appreciate that. Its almost like a hybrid of horse and a maybe like steve its an english horse. [ laughter ] jimmy maybe like a a Harry Potter Dragon horse thing or like a fantastic beast. I like that a lot. Darren, thank you very much. Becky, who do we have next . This is rachel from cleveland, ohio. Jimmy hey, rachel, how are you . [ cheers and applause ] im good, how are you . Jimmy im fantastic. Rachel, what is your talent tonight . I can make a tree with my forehead. [ laughter ] jimmy this is why i love new york city. This is fantastic. Steve yeah, everything here. Jimmy she can make a tree with her forehead. This is an amazing talent. Ive never seen anyone do Something Like this. Im very excited to see what this will look like. Whenever youre ready, please. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy yes i see it i see it i see it steve wow. Jimmy i see. Thats fantastic. Steve i have about a a thousand trees on my face. Jimmy no, thats fantastic. How did you find out that you had that talent . One day, i was just looking in the mirror, creasing my forehead as usual, and i was like, cool, i have a tree on my forehead. Jimmy there you go. Yeah. [ laughter ] thats the way to do it. Becky, by the way, youre doing a great job hosting down there. Thank you. [ laughter ] jimmy becky, do you have any talents besides hosting . Yes. I can do the robot. Jimmy you dont have to do it for us. [ laughter and applause ] i just wanted to know. Just wanted to know if you had any other ones. [ laughter ] becky, who is our [ laughter ] who is our last contestant . This is alex from fairfield, connecticut. Jimmy hey, there he is, alex from fairfield, connecticut. How are you, alex . Im great, jimmy, how are you . Jimmy doing great. Do you have a backpack or something . Yeah, i was on my way to work. I work in a basement, and i was just about to fold clothes for six hours. And then you guys saved me, so im very, very happy to say the least. So [ laughter ] im not kidding. Jimmy alex, are you going to be in a basement for six hours . Alex, can you look in the camera . Can you blink three times if youre being held hostage . [ laughter ] youre not being held everythings cool. All right, so, do you need the backpack for this talent . No, no, im good. We can put it down. Youre good. Were good. Jimmy no, whatever you feel like doing. Something with your hands. Is it magic . Its cold out here. If i stand out here any longer, i can cut diamonds. Its freezing. Its cold. Steve hey oh [ laughter ] jimmy what is your whats your talent . I sing. Jimmy hey, very nice. Yes. Jimmy youre a singer. Well, lets lets see it. Lets hear it. This is fantastic. Yeah. All i ask is if this is my last night with you hold me like im more than just a friend give me a memory i can use jimmy hey, there you go right there. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow jimmy what do we have . Steve oh. Jimmy we have we have the horse impersonation. Steve yep. [ laughter ] forehead tree. Jimmy yeah, we have yeah. Steve and singer. Jimmy tree forehead. Yeah. And then wow. This is all very good, but again, i dont decide this. Our audience decides this. Lets line up the great contestants that were thank you guys so much for doing this. Our audience will now decide the winner by round of applause. Was it contestant number one . [ cheers and applause ] not bad. Contestant number two . [ cheers and applause ] or contestant number three . [ cheers and applause ] right there contestant number three is our winner congratulations [ cheers and applause ] how exciting. How exciting. Becky, what prize do we have . Our winner gets 100 and a a tonight show tshirt. Jimmy not bad [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dont go folding that down in the basement there. Guys, you didnt win, so you each get 50 and a tonight show tank top. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats not quite as good but still still good. Thank you guys for playing. Jimmy not bad. Thank you, becky, and thank you. Another round of applause for our great contestants. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you guys are fantastic. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] i never over think it do what i want and i do it my way okay we live the life we want to live thats right lets celebrate yeah were all about a good time yeah were all about a good life you wont believe until you see this is gonna be a fun ride yeah were all about a good time yeah were all about a good life good energy come follow me oh save 10 when you spend 50 on groceries at target. Y do people put why does your tummy go grumbily, grumbily, grumbily . No more questions for you ooph, that milk in your cereal was messing with you, wasnt it . Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Good, right . Mmm, yeah. Lactaid. The milk that doesnt mess with you. Hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. woman vo Great Adventures are still out there. Well find them in our subaru outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. Im here with phil sweet, kimberly schlapman, jimi westbrook, karen fairchild. Together theyre the grammy awardwinning group, Little Big Town, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] oh, we love you. Welcome, welcome, welcome. All right, now, now. Muah, muah, muah. Were about to play a game called stranger strings. Okay . Oh jimmy stranger things, stranger strings. Heres how its gonna work. Before the show, we all wrote down a few facts about ourselves that no one else knows. Those facts are on these cards. We also have these full cans of silly string. And were going to take turns reading a card. Then well count to three and everybody sprays silly string at the person they think wrote that card. [ light laughter ] then we will reveal who actually wrote it. Its like a getting to know you game. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy here we go. Glasses on. Safety safety is sexy you guys. [ light laughter ] here we go. I look much smarter. My fake glasses are hitting my glasses. [ light laughter ] jimmy your fake glasses are hitting your glasses. Here we go. Im going to read the first card here. Here we go. Ready . And then ill read the card and then ill count to three. You ready . Im gettin ready. Gettin ready. Jimmy someone here said, i won a statewide modeling competition when i was 18. [ laughter ] all right does it it wasnt you . No. Ive never been a model. It wasnt me. Jimmy oh, no, it was you no, its not. You did it . Way to a state modeling we cant spray after cant spray after the fact. You really want to spray him bad. Wait, state modeling . Really . Were you a state model . Well, no. Jimmy thats fantastic. Alabama state model. Im from a small town so jimmy still, wow thats rad. This is like bad spaghetti. Jimmy no, this is great. Im sorry its going to be tough getting out of your hair. Sorry everybody. Its all right. Well have it out by the time you perform. Phillip, why dont you go next . All right, lets do this here. Okay. I once ditched the cops by driving down a dirt road with my mom in the car. [ light laughter ] not me jimmy wait, wait why i dont know why i was going to go you. [ light laughter ] why is everyone here hitting you . Jimmy who was it . Who ran from the cops . Was it you . It was me . Its me. I told you. Jimmy oh, it was you. [ cheers and applause ] i knew it was you. Youre so close. Wait, you were running im sorry. Jimmy you were running from the cops . I saw him come this way and he, like, metered me and i was like, mom, hang on. And i went down a dirt road and i parked and she was like, stop it and then i jimmy pull a dukes of hazard. And then he went by. Jimmy yeah, exactly. I know. In the south. Jimmy oh, my gosh. All right, all right. Were getting to know everyone. Its gettin good. Jimmy kimberly, its your turn. Oh, okay. Jimmy i wont i wont i promise i wont hit you on this one. Okay. I wont either. I was a College Baseball player. Aw [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres nothing left of my face. You need to take your glasses off and its gonna work. Jimmy i wasnt a i wasnt a College Baseball player, but i did play baseball for one game in college. So it counts. So it was you. Jimmy it was me. [ cheers and applause ] it was a j. V. Game. There wasnt a rule for, like, below the head, right . Jimmy i mean, that was unbelievable. You all went right for the face and it was a big target. We do everything in harmony. We didnt plan it either. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, right. Yall winked at each other. Jimmy jimi, here you go. Youre up. Oh, dear. All right. Here we go. Jimmy i got the worst of that one. Wow. Jimmy youre not getting off easy. This is impressive. I can count to ten in korean. What . I dont know i dont even know. I dont know [ light laughter ] i dont know. Jimmy whos got the most . Kimberly, you got the most. Shes slowly turning into dolly parton. [ laughter ] right . Jimmy well, im slowly turning into george clinton. Who was it . Who was that . Its me. Jimmy it is you we got it right. [ cheers and applause ] can you give us a taste . Yes. Hana, dul, set, net, daseot, yeoseot, ilgop, yeodeol, ahop, yeol jimmy oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, not bad. With a georgia drawl. Jimmy with a georgia drawl. Yeah. My husband and little girl take karate, so thats how i know. Jimmy aw, thats so cute. Come on. All right, this is the last one here. And i you got off so easy. Oh my gosh. Okay. I can do a mean Michael Mcdonald impression. Jimmy its one of you guys. Wait. I think we know who. I think we know what [ laughter ] all right, stop, stop i feel like i was being set up for that one. Oh, my do it. Jimmy well, you must know that yeah wait. Can he do it really fast . Jimmy yeah, of course he can do it. Roots, what song is it . Oh, roots might know it. Lets see. Lets think of a good one. You look scary. Hang on, let me use this for a microphone. Jimmy other cans, by the way, under the table. Ill do it. Yacht rock. Jimmy give us a song. You dont know me but im your brother [ cheers and applause ] jimmy by the way, thats fantastic. I was raised here in this living hell you dont know my kind in your world fairly soon the time will tell you telling me the things youre gonna do for me i aint blind and i dont like what i think i see taking it to the streets taking it to the streets jimmy my thanks to Little Big Town theyre performing their new single better man for us later in the show come on back Billy Bob Thornton joins us, tonight. [ cheers and applause ] the holiday spice flat white reminds me of when i was just a little kid, probably like 5 or 6 and. I remember my mom and my grandma just having all these spices in a pot. There was nutmeg, cinnamon, cardamom. All i could smell were all those smells. Velvety, baby. And it was the best smell ever. I think if i made the holiday spiced flat white for my mom, i think my mom would probably cry cause she would remember this happy time. Modern life deserves soa modern way to pay. Well end up uh. In venice oh venice lets get the check nope, i got it you can use it online. Whats with this one . And on your phone. Taking care of the check, its all masterpassed. First impressions. Priceless well thank you so where to now . Well were thinking shoe shopping i was hoping you were gonna say shoe shopping. Masterpass. The secure way to pay from your bank. Dont just buy it, masterpass it. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. A projector. A camera that actually zooms. Its a phone you can change again and again and again. Hello moto. Get excited world. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Buy one moto z droid, get one free. Only on verizon. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy Billy Bob Thornton good to see you, buddy. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate this. Oh, thanks for having me. Jimmy congrats on bad santa 2. I was, i was looking at all the different movies and stuff like that, that weve all loved you in throughout the years. And its been, sling blade, i think, was the first time i saw you. And a lot of people. Its been 20 years, this month, 20 years since sling blade. Yeah. Jimmy can you believe that . [ cheers and applause ] it went fast, huh . 20 year anniversary, yeah. Jimmy do people come up to you, and just quote everything from sling blade or yell at you . All like, hey. [ laughter ] yeah. [ as sling blade ] jimmy french fried potatoes, mmhmm. [ laughter ] sometimes, yes. Jimmy they do, yeah. But thats, thats what they always say, too. For some reason, that stuck with people about french fries. I dont know. [ light laughter ] jimmy well, america loves french fries. Yeah, they do. Jimmy and we love sling blade. I think we should combine both and we should open a theme restaurant, called sling blades. Sling blades. Jimmy well, all the all the servers have to do their impersonation of sling blade. [ laughter ] welcome to sling blades, mmhmm. [ laughter ] the only thing that, the only thing is that i think its funny. They have to be out of [ as sling blade ] sorry, it breaks my heart to tell you, but were out of french fries potatoes. [ laughter ] they have to do, it has to be, the restaurant cant sell french fried potatoes. The thing you go there for, they dont have any of it. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, theyre out of, yeah. Im telling you, we could do a a popup. Im an investor, if you want to do this. [ laughter ] im in. I think we do a popup, we do it for a week, down at the today show plaza. Right outside the today show. Lets test it out and see how it works. Jimmy all right, done. [ cheers and applause ] you, we were talking back stage, and you told me theres a thing called actor movie face. Where youre good at certain, certain faces like this. And i know well, im not good at them. I just hate them so much that i [ laughter ] its really about posters is what its about. Jimmy yeah. Like you can do a movie, it doesnt matter what it is, and somehow the studio manipulates you, along with the photographer, into this there are only two or three faces, ever, on posters. But the main one, and i dont even know how they get you to do it. But ive done it, a long time ago. Ive caught on now, but a, but a lot of, a lot of actors on movie posters are going like this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i would see that movie. I would see that movie. And im not really sure what that is. [ laughter ] jimmy would you mind doing it . Yeah, lets do it. Youre a little too timid. [ laughter ] no, this is, imagine that youre looking far, far away with your mouth open. Like youre looking at the desert far, far away. [ laughter and applause ] you have to squint. Eye trouble. Jimmy i have to see far away. Bad lasik. Yeah, exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy we were talking about it, because i was saying bad santa, i enjoyed the poster. And you were saying, oh, bad santa 1, you had a thing where you were posing, you had like a a cigarette dangling out of your mouth. Cause its, hes a thief. Well, yeah. I had the christmas sack over my shoulder, and i had a a cigarette dangling out of my mouth, because thats what the guy does. He drinks and smokes and other stuff. [ light laughter ] and, you know, so i got the bag, and im looking with the sly look and ive got the cigarette. And they took the cigarette out and put in a toothpick. Jimmy yeah. I, why why replace it with a toothpick . [ light laughter ] jimmy because hes, cause hes a bad santa, man. Hes a bad santa, yeah i mean, after every meal, this guy gets wrecked. [ laughter ] i mean, jimmy he, like, might have like a chewy, chewy steak or something. You know, dont really want to know, what he ate. I mean, heres a guy who lays in a gutter drunk half the time and yet he has good dental hygiene. [ laughter ] you know . I just dont understand that. Jimmy we should have had him flossing, and hes giving him flossing. Yeah. Thats a real bad ass, yeah. Well, im happy that its back. Gosh, i love it. Its got a cult following because it was, and its, hes not playing santa, for everyone who hasnt seen the first one. Youre playing a thief who is dressed as santa, who uses that to rob. And your mom, kathy bates, is in this. Shes worse than you are. Yeah, she is. Jimmy yeah, she has like oh, she makes me look like a a kitten. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah. Its really funny, though. And its great and its actually a nice, it has some holiday messages in there. Oh, yeah. Jimmy that makes, you have to put that in there as well. Well, yeah. But it was a little more emotional. Jimmy yeah, its a comedy. Its very, very funny. I want to show a clip. Heres Billy Bob Thornton and Christina Hendricks in bad santa 2. Take a look. Arent they great . Regent likes to focus on the business, but im like you. I am all about those kids in the christmas concert. We all participate, volunteers, staff. If youre interested, you could join us. Are you out of your [ bleep ] damn mind . I aint dancing around with a a bunch of candy canes and [ bleep ]. cause im all about the birth of christmas. You know, the wise guys kicked him out of the hotel. And the ejaculate conception. [ laughter ] and the drummer [ bleep ] gives him some perfume. And king midas or one of them, threatened to cut the kid in half, turn him into gold. [ laughter ] and its a heavy deal for me. Pretty damn heavy. Are you talking about the true meaning of christmas . Exactly. [ laughter ] l [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a heavy deal. Its a heavy deal for me. Its a heavy deal. Jimmy Billy Bob Thornton, everybody bad santa 2 hits theaters next wednesday, november 23rd. Well be right back with andy cohen, everybody. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] we love knowing whats happening. So the nest cam Security Camera looks after things and alerts your phone if somethings up. Hey, need a glass . No matter what it is. Hey, dad. You dont own me dont try to change me in any way oh dont tell me what to do just let me be myself thats all i ask of you the new 2017 corolla with Toyota Safety sense standard. You dont own me toyota. Lets go places. Sing girl, come on. [ singing ] sorry, ariana you gotta go. Seriously . Verizon limits me and i gotta get home. Youre gonna choose navigation over me . Maps get up here. Umm. That way. Girl you better get on tmobile why pay more for data limits . Introducing tmobile one, unlimited data for everyone. Get four lines just 35 a month. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest, one of our favorites. Hes the host of watch what happens live, which airs sunday through thursday at 11 00 p. M. On bravo. Hes also the New York Times best selling author. His latest book, superficial more adventures from the andy cohen diaries, is in Stores Tuesday, november 15th. Everyone please welcome andy cohen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you exude fun. You are a fun human being. Youre a fun human being. Jimmy no, you are really a a fun human being. Youre funner. [ light laughter ] jimmy and you will find out when you read this, this book, superficial. This is a sequel to the andy cohen diaries. Yes, a deep look at a a shallow year. Jimmy but this is a a deeper look at an even more shallow two years. [ cheers ] jimmy ooh, double the years. I dubbed. I dubbed em up. Jimmy you dubbed up. I dubbed up. I dubbed up. Jimmy but, this is, you said that you may lose a few friends over this one. Maybe, because it gets a little deep. I know, im worried. Youre not mad at me over anything thats in there, right . Jimmy im in this, right . Youre in it a few times, yeah. Jimmy yeah, but nothing that bad. No okay, good. I agree. [ light laughter ] jimmy what story, what which ones are in it . I only read a couple of them. Okay, good. I dont know. No, theres nothing in there. [ laughter ] jimmy what, well, i read the things its all good. Jimmy about when we went to sushi and i thought i saw oh, yeah. We go to sushi one night and he comes back to the table, he goes, oh, do you know, do you know any of the olsen sisters . Jimmy the twins, yeah. Twins. And i go, i know ashley. And he goes, oh, i know m. K. You said. I think. And you go jimmy i dont know if i said m. K. Mary kate. And then you said, yeah, one of thems over there, i dont know which one it is. And i go, oh. And i go, well, i do know ashley. And so on the way to the bathroom, im like, you were like, yeah, you should check it out. Say hi. And then i jimmy because i didnt know i think i, i didnt look at anyone when i was and it so was not, is all i can say. But it was someone else who is, like, a workout queen lady in new york city, who i do kind of know. Jimmy tracy anderson. Tracy anderson. And shes like, why are you talking . It was terrible. [ light laughter ] it was terrible. Jimmy i didnt know. I thought it was one of the olsen twins. Jimmy but its a great fun story. Thank you. Im really excited about it. Jimmy and you have wacha on the front cover. Yeah, little super wacha. Little guy. Jimmy i mean, come on, i love your dog. Dude, congrats on the show. Its over 1,000 episodes. Yeah, im so psyched. Its been seven and a half years. [ cheers and applause ] thanks, you guys. Jimmy watch what happens live. But did we tell you what we found . Jimmy no. There was a show in serbia that is they ripped us off. They ripped off my set in serbia. Jimmy i dont see, i dont see the real okay, so thats mine. Jimmy this is you and your set. Okay, theres our dwheel. We spin to play dwheel breakers, our rug, everything. Jimmy yeah, you always have fun games. Thats it. Thats the serbian show. Jimmy yeah, this is the serbian show right here. Yeah, the ami g show . I mean, this is the same [ laughter ] and thats the ami g. Thats the me of serbia, with the mustache. Jimmy i dont see i dont see the similarities. Theres no similarities, right . Isnt that crazy . In serbia jimmy i got to be honest. I like his show a little bit more than yours. A little bit better. [ laughter ] i know it has more energy. Jimmy it has more energy. Yeah, it does. Jimmy when im in serbia, thats the only show i watch. Yes. Jimmy thats the best. We always think of your show, because we have so much fun, if i can come up with a dumb, silly game. Like we did the shotski. That was fun. Yes, you brought me the shotski. Every wednesday night on my show, its Jimmy Fallon Shotski night. Jimmy yeah, and you have you have random people. [ cheers and applause ] everybody does a shotski together on wednesday nights. Its bring shotskis shotskis bring the people together jimmy yeah, i have a new i have a new thing for you here. You have a new game . Jimmy yeah, its called i call it right now, i think im going to call it the a a muff of truth. Muff of truth . I am in. Jimmy this is the muff of truth. Okay, this is the muff of truth . Jimmy this is it. I think its the muff of truth. Okay. Jimmy so heres what we do. We both, okay, this card is for you. You hold this card. Okay. Jimmy with that hand. Oh no, with this hand, yes. Now hold it with this hand. Now we both, both hands enter the muff. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy and then we interlock. Do we touch . Jimmy yeah, we shake hands. Were shaking hands. Jimmy its getting hot in there, right . Yeah. I dont love this. Jimmy heat is rising. Heat is rising. It is warm in there. Jimmy we never shake hands this much ever. No, its humid. Jimmy what the idea of it is, though, this is now were in the muff of truth. We are. Jimmy we have to confess something that its humid. Jimmy its humid in there. Okay. Jimmy we have to make a a confession. Okay. Jimmy okay, that weve never said publicly. Okay. Jimmy it doesnt have to be anything that crazy, but this is the moment. Okay. Jimmy and we have to, its the muff of truth. So you have to tell the truth, so you read this card. Okay. Jimmy and then you reveal what your truth is that youve never told anyone publicly, maybe. Or maybe you have, but its just a confession. And then well always have this connection. Love it, the muff of truth. Jimmy were right now, its in there. It is getting hot. Its like hot as hades in there. Jimmy its getting sticky. Got to say. Okay. Jimmy here we go, look down, ill stand up. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy are you ready . This is the muff of truth. Okay. Jimmy here i oh here we stand with hands in muff. [ light laughter ] the time has come, enoughs enough. I, jimmy fallon, for the past two years, have watched the Gilmore Girls every night to go to sleep. [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy yeah. Im gearing up for the next one. You are . Jimmy yeah. Its taken you two years . Jimmy theres so many seasons. How many seasons are there . Jimmy its so many seasons. You have no idea. And, dude, rory just came back from college and it is like oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont even want to say. I dont even want to say anything about dean. Oh, deans involved. Yeah. Okay. Jimmy okay. You have to read the card. Oh, yeah, yeah. The muff is warm, our hands are sweaty theyre really sweaty. Jimmy yeah, they are. Thy truth be told, for i am ready. I, andy cohen, once mistakenly sexted my sister. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy the muff of truth. The muff of truth [ cheers and applause ] pull that out. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy these guys are fantastic every single time they come on. Whats the jam i your side of the bed is a good jam. Oh my gosh. Its just killer. Theyre just the best. Theyre a grammy awardwinning band. They just took home the cma award for vocal group of the year for the fifth year in a a row [ cheers and applause ] thats how theyre so good. Performing better man off their upcoming album the breaker, give it up for Little Big Town [ cheers and applause ] i know im probably better off on my own than lovin a man who didnt know what he had when he had it and i see the permanent damage you did to me never again i just wish i could forget when it was magic i wish it wasnt 4 00 a. M. Standing in the mirror saying to myself you know you had to do it i know the bravest thing i ever did was run sometimes in the middle of the night i can feel you again but i just miss you and i just wish you were a better man and i know why we had to say goodbye like the back of my hand and i just miss you and i just wish you were a better man a better man i know im probably better off all alone than needing a man who could change his mind at any given minute and its always on your terms im hanging on every careless word hoping it might turn sweet again like it was in the beginning but your jealousy i can hear it now youre talking down to me like ill always be around you push my love away like its some kind of loaded gun boy you never thought id run sometimes in the middle of the night i can feel you again and i just miss you and i just wish you were a better man and i know why we had to say goodbye like the back of my hand and i just miss you and i just wish you were a better man a better man better man i hold onto this pride because these days its all i have and i gave you my best and we both know you cant say that you cant say that i wish you were a better man i wonder what we wouldve become if you were a better man we might still be in love if you were a better man you wouldve been the one if you were a better man yeah sometimes in the middle of the night i can feel you again and i just miss you and i just wish you were a better man and i know why we had to say goodbye like the back of my hand and i just miss you and i just wish you were a better man we might still be in love if you were a better man a better man [ cheers and applause ] jimmy beautiful. Beautiful. Little big town the breaker is out february 24th. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Billy Bob Thornton, andy cohen, Little Big Town [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight aaron eckhart. Star of good behavior, michelle dockery. Music from margo price. Featuring the 8g band with atom willard. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight out there . Great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. According to a new poll, 75 of americans were surprised when donald trump was elected president. Heres a photo of two of them. [ light laughter ]