The legendary roots crew. Questlove 637, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hey thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] that is a hot crowd. That is a hot crowd right there great new york city crowd. Welcome. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. You made it. Youre here. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] im happy youre here. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. Of course it is the big snowstorm that is expected to hit new york. Everyone is talking about the big snowstorm. In fact, some are saying we could experience a whiteout. [ audience ohs ] things will even out on st. Patricks day when we all experience a blackout. [ cheers ] did see where i put the carrots on the snowman over there . [ light laughter ] but the blizzard is also supposed to hit washington, d. C. You know its cold outside when the Washington Monument actually shrinks about 40 feet. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the other steve come on. Jimmy the other big story is, march madness is here, you guys. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] march madness, its the time of year i go right from my bachelor bracket to my ncaa bracket and its really fun. [ light laughter ] if youre not familiar, heres how the ncaa tournament works. It start at 68, then 64, then 32, then 16, then 8 then 4 then 1. Im sorry. Thats the number of republicans backing Trumps Health care bill. Im sorry. [ laughter and applause ] i messed i messed that up. Common mistake. Jimmy theres definitely a a lot going on in the news right now, but this was everywhere the bbc was interviewing a professor from his home the other day and he got a little distracted when he was visited by some members of his family. Check this out its really cute. Happen all the time, the question is, how do democracy [ laughter ] and what would it mean for the wider region, i think one of your children just walked in. I mean shifting shifting Shifting Sands in the region to the relations with the north may change . I would be surprised if they do, but pardon me sorry [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Oh, my [ laughter ] for the region. [ laughter ] my apologies. Sorry. North korea, North South Koreas policy points [ applause ] [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] jimmy thats great you got the toddler, you got the little baby, by the end, i was expecting his dog to come in on a skateboard. Its like can we see his wife run into the room one more time . Umm jimmy okay, yeah. [ laughter ] he was like, i see youve met my wife kramer. [ laughter and applause ] the more political news, i saw that south koreas president was impeached on friday. Not everyone thought it would actually happen, because the president wouldnt get people sorry pardon me . Pardon me a lot of people wouldnt be surprised if [ applause ] the president of south korea was my apologies. [ applause ] my apologies, please, pardon me. I think the president of south korea was the president [ laughter ] not people not many people would see that, or could see that. Happening [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] all right, guys, lets go to the next joke, this is kind of scary. On friday night someone actually jumped the white house fence. Secret service eventually caught them and said, sorry, but you have to stay here for all four years, mr. President. He was like, well, it was worth a try. [ laughter and applause ] now this is real, on friday, secret service captured and arrested an intruder with a a backpack. Heres what everyone involved had to say about it, this secret Service Agent said, our job is protect the president at all costs. A bunch of us tackled the suspect within seconds. This agent said, we reacted fast and neutralized the intruder. Anything could have been in that backpack. And finally, the suspect said, i was just on a field trip and got separated from my class. Como se dice profiling . [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, my gosh. That is [ applause ] jimmy and did you guys see this . Yesterday Kellyanne Conway defended trumps claim that obama was wiretapping him. And she had some very interesting ideas about how it might have happened, watch this theres an article this week that talked about how you can surveil someone through their phone, through their certainly through their television sets. Any number of different ways and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera. [ laughter ] jimmy im not sure if kellyannes microwave is watching her, but it sounds like she spends a lot of time looking directly into it. Microwave. [ applause ] [ laughter ] this is kind of funny, people watching the White House Press conference on friday noticed that one of the reporters pulled off a little trick with his glasses, check this out. Watch. Thank you, sean. Piggybacking off john and john, at a breakfast this morning saying he referenced nancy pelosi. Also said, it couldnt possibly be true jimmy there you go ayo [ applause ] jimmy see . Glasses can be cool. Right . [ light laughter ] some tv news here. The creators of game of thrones Just Announced the shows final season will only be six episodes instead of ten. [ audience oohs ] thats when you know things are crazy on game of thrones when even the episodes are getting killed off. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] and finally you guys, the remake of disneys beauty and the beast comes out this week. [ cheers ] yeah its pretty big. Theres a talking tea pot, theres a singing candlestick and Kellyanne Conways favorite character, the spying microwave. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching. Thank you for being here. We have a fantastic show tonight. Hes such a great actor, from the abc show designated survivor, Kiefer Sutherland is here. [ cheers and applause ] he also has a country album out. Steve whoa. Jimmy he has a country record out as well, its getting great reviews. So i cant wait to talk to that guy, plus she stars in quantico, and the new baywatch movie, Priyanka Chopra is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] priyanka and i usually face off in something when she comes on the show, and this this time, were teaming up for a a game of tandem sculptionary. Jimmy yeah, its a new new game. Steve a new game . Jimmy sweeping the nation, yeah. Steve sweeping it, like a a broom. Jimmy we invented it, i think, but were the only people ive seen do it so far, but it is soon to be sweeping the nation. Steve its like the roomba of games. Sweeping the nation. [ laughter and applause ] i guess . Jimmy then we have we have great music from rebel and a basketcase with Evan Rachel Wood. [ applause ] last time Evan Rachel Wood was on our show, we talked about her new band. And we had her out for the Golden Globes, we were doing the Golden Globes cold open and we had a bunch of different celebrities come out and sing and do and she came and, man, can she sing. We were like, holy mackerel. You said you saw that steve yeah. Ive seen her sing a few times. [ laughter ] yeah jimmy i did. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. One or the other with you. I guess the muscle relaxants are settling in perfectly there. [ laughter ] anyways Evan Rachel Wood. Rebel and a basketcase, everybody. Yeah steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy hey guys, our good friend Country Music superstar, luke bryan was in town recently, he played a show at Madison Square garden. And the next day we got lunch together at one of those outdoor food carts. Steve mmhmm. Jimmy and it got a little awkward. Because when luke was ordering, it was kind of a strange moment. And i dont think its not just him. Ive been there myself. And quite frankly i think its something a lot of people have experienced. Here. Let me show what you im talking about. [ talking over each other ] you want some lunch . Im buying. Yeah, man. Im starving. What are you getting . Ah, ill have the falafel plate. Please. How about you . The you know, the that that thing there. I cant see. Which one . Um, the brown the brown stuff. The that you you know man man, im good. Are you okay, whats going on man . You okay . Not exactly. I was born in southwest georgia always tried to make my daddy proud but of all the things i learned there never learned how to say that word out loud i just want something to eat made with a vertical rotisserie of land meat i think i know just what to do the way they spell that goshdarn word seems like a trap its just lamb meat and other stuff rolled up in a pita i wish they just called it an atlanta tiki wrap i could eat 1,000 ounces if i just knew how to pronounce it is it gyro gyro gyro gyro or gyro never been filled with so much doubt its a gyro gyro youre gyro or see we could take and roll that last one out cant believe i dont know how to say it i eat so many that youd really think i would well my friend it looks like were in a pickle actually a pickle on a wrap sounds pretty good well i always thought i was a pretty cultured dude been to the taj mahal the great wall and the louvre im fluent in italian and proficient in korasian but when it comes to the pronunciation of this particular word im an abomination is it gyro is it gyro ill ask my friend from cairo hes usually pretty good with this stuff or maybe ill just mumble it when i place my order not so fast i call your bluff well uh how would you pronounce it then. Gyro. It is gyro it is gyro now i know a gyro the truth is so delicious to find no more fearo youre a hero because now i know a gyro i finally got some peace of mind we finally got some peace of mind [ cheers and applause ] ill take one gyro, please. You got it, buddy. Um could can i change that, actually . Id love a shishkaboob with a a little extra humas. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my best friend, luke bryan, everybody. Catch luke hosting the atm awards on april 2nd on cbs. Stick around, well be right back with Kiefer Sutherland [ cheers and applause ] april showers it was shaping up to be a most miserable day. But then, destiny struck. Did may imagine april showers bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price . Never but thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. 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Jimmy always great to see you. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Thanks so much for having me. Jimmy oh, please. We just did a Country Music video. It was awesome. Jimmy oh, thank you. Hes the best. Hes the best guy ever. So, how long does it take you to write a song like that . Jimmy phew, uh 20 years of pain . Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah, its a year. Yeah. It was awesome. Jimmy thank you, brother. You have a country record out, and its fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Thank you. Jimmy its getting great reviews. Congrats on that. You were actually promoting the album. This is real. This is the tour dates. Youre touring like a madman. Look at all of these dates. [ cheers ] yeah. Jimmy thats crazy. I mean, when are you in new york . The bowery ballroom. Jimmy yeah. Its an unbelievable place. Jimmy the Stephen Talkhouse in amagansett. The stone pony, in asbury park, new jersey. Thats [ cheers ] yeah. Jimmy thats cool. There you go. Jimmy do you, like do you have a tour bus and all that stuff . We do. First tour, we played about 100 dates. We had a bus. That, at one point, it had 13 of us on it. Jimmy yeah. And then i kind of finally figured out that with doing the show for nine months a year and touring, maybe i should get my own bus. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Exactly, yeah. And i can use that as a a trailer when im shooting designated survivor. Jimmy how cool is that . You have a tour bus. Well, its good, and then its not so good. Ive gotten to a point now where the band is like, yeah, youve got to take your shoes off. Jimmy yeah. Its like, i actually live here, yeah. Theyre not about that at all. Jimmy its not a party bus anymore, yeah. Do people go do fans go crazy which they see you on stage . Well i think one of the cool things is we play really small venues, bars, anywhere from 250 people to 500 people. So, its a really intimate setting. Jimmy great and i have a really fantastic band. And the songs are very personal to me. Theyre my personal experiences, and and so when you get the opportunity to say, you know, i was in this place when i wrote this song. This is what i was going through, you kind of start this shared experience. And what ive figured out is that by the end of the show, we start to realize weve got a a lot more in common than we might have thought, and its a a really kind of its a a generous thing jimmy yeah. The audience. Jimmy yeah, theres nothing like it. So my experience with it has been fantastic so far. Jimmy were you always into Country Music . Because i thought you were more of, like, a rock guy. I certainly was. I think, still my temperament might go more that way, but i love storytelling. Its what excites me about acting, and its jimmy yeah. What i kind of started writing myself into, kind of towards Country Music because i love johnny cash, waylon jennings, merle haggard. Jimmy hank williams. Kris kristofferson, and they were all great storytellers. Jimmy yeah. And so my music is very lyricdependent, and i really am trying to tell a story. And that kind of expression is kind of Country Music kind of found me that way. Jimmy thats pretty cool. Its called down in a hole right now. You can download it on the itunes or wherever you can stream it. Thanks. Jimmy please, go check it out. And tour dates, how do we find out where youre on tour . Kiefersutherland kiefersutherlandmusic. Com. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, hes playing a a thousand dates. So youre in munich, get ready. [ light laughter ] hes coming for you. Yeah. Jimmy lets talk about your show, another hit show. I go i just love you. I was just telling you backstage thank you so much. Jimmy and obviously, from 24, i thought you werent going to come back to tv. I thought you were like, yeah, i did jack bauer. It wasnt the plan, you know . Jimmy yeah. Its and its really hard to tell this to people who are working really hard jobs. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah. But doing a Television Show isnt simple, and the hours are long. Jimmy yeah. And youre making certainly when doing 24, it was the equivalent of making 12 film as year, which is pretty unheard of in a a ninemonth period of time. And so, after nine years, i was like, ill take a break. Jimmy yeah. And i was really excited about that. And i got sent jimmy what were you going to do on your break . I had no idea. [ light laughter ] try and get to the gym in between the bar. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] you know . But [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy thats a good song. Theyre in my workout plan. Jimmy thats a good song. You need to put that in the extended yeah. But mark gordon, who has been a friend of mine for 20 years, who was the producer of the show, sent me the script. And i was giving it this cursory read, which is basically trying to get enough knowledge to explain on why i cant do it, and around page 20 i was like, oh, no. I fell in love with the script and i thought i remember this kind of very profound moment for me was like, i might be holding the next 10 years of my life in my hands. And if im lucky enough, well be able to do the show like that. Jimmy its great, and thank you. Jimmy people are loving it. Is it a real thing, designated survivor . Yeah, yeah. And i dont know why i knew that. I actually did know that before i read it. I think ive been watching too much of the History Channel or Something Like that. Jimmy yeah. But, no. It does exist, and usually its viewed as a punishment like youre not invited to the ball. Youre not invited to the state of the union, so youre the designated survivor, and you have to the sequestered in a hotel room. And certainly in the circumstance of our show, you might want to pick the most qualified person to be the designated survivor because, theres a chance they could become president overnight. Jimmy yeah. What has to happen . The president and the cabinet . Well, the line of succession to the presidency has to be wiped out. So, it would be the president , the Vice President , speaker of the house on down the line. And in the case of our show, it was at a state of the union, so the entire government was wiped out, except for me. Jimmy wow. So now you have to run you have to run the country. Without any experience. Go figure. Jimmy go figure [ cheers and applause ] come on [ cheers and applause ] someone had a fortune cookie. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy its really great, and this season now, your character survives an assassination attempt. Yeah. Jimmy its very exciting, and again its been a tough three weeks for him. Jimmy it really is. Its been rough. Yeah, exactly. But you just crush it on there. Thank you so, so much. Jimmy congrats on the record and the show. Kiefer sutherland, everybody [ cheers and applause ] designated survivor. Thank you. Jimmy wednesdays at 10 00pm on abc, designated survivor. 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Were about to play a new game that is sweeping the nation called tandem sculptionary, but im gonna need a partner. She is the star of quantico on abc, please welcome Priyanka Chopra [ cheers and applause ] come on. Hey, you guys jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] whoo, okay. Jimmy and our opponents tonight, from the band rebel and a basketcase, its Evan Rachel Wood and zach villa, everybody [ cheers and applause ] good luck to you. Good luck. Thank you. Hey. Jimmy good luck. How are you doing, buddy . Good to see you. Good luck. Good luck. Hey, good luck. Good luck. Jimmy hey, good luck. Good luck. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So sorry. Jimmy now were friendly. Now were now were enemies. I feel better now. Thank you. It starts like that. Jimmy the game works like pictionary but with clay. On your turn, you have 30 seconds to sculpt the clue to get your partner to guess it. But you have to sit behind your partner and reach your arms in front of them to sculpt the clay. [ light laughter ] actually, im going to switch partners. I think i want to play what . Just because youre a little immature, you can do that . Jimmy yeah, yeah. Okay. Jimmy were switching partners, yeah. Come on. Youre sure . Jimmy yeah. I think he swithched partners with the idea of sitting behind one of us. Not gonna happen. I mean, he was. Jimmy no. This is good. No. Good luck. This is my new team, so oh, okay. Jimmy thats what we did, yeah. Okay, we got this. Jimmy is everything good . We can do this. Its all right. Yeah, we got it. Whos in front, and whos in back . Jimmy all right. We dont know this is very interesting to find out. First, take your seats over there. Okay. Jimmy and then, well go first. Oh. Jimmy zach oh. You guys are going first. Jimmy yeah. Okay. Jimmy zach, take your position. Take your position on the bench, please. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy ill pick a clue here. Which number should i go with . Seven jimmy thank you. Okay. Wow, that was weird. [ audience shouting ] no, hes definitely got it. I heard you, loud and clear, buddy. [ light laughter ] okay. All right. Yeah . Jimmy ah. [ light laughter ] huh. Hey, buddy. Jimmy um all right. Ready . You going under . Jimmy i think ill go under. You ready . Okay . Im ready. Im ready. All right. Go. Here we go. Jimmy okay. Titanic. Yeah. Jimmy ah uh, hmm. [ light laughter ] its slower than you think. Okay, a potato. [ light laughter ] golden nuggets. [ laughter ] jimmy thats good. A leaf . A leaf blowing in the wind . Yeah, team. Hair dryer. Jimmy hair dryer, yes [ cheers and applause ] that was good, right . We did it. We got this. Jimmy we got it. Right there. All right. [ applause ] i had that, like, five seconds before. Jimmy you did . Ah, please. Yeah. We were like, hair dryer. We didnt even. Jimmy all right. Here we go. That looks nothing like one. [ light laughter ] jimmy i truly dont use one, yeah. This is a toupee, the best one you get from amazon. Okay. Jimmy you pick the clue. Okay. Jimmy evan, you can take your position. [ audience shouting ] three. Okay. [ audience shouting ] three because its oh, shoot. [ light laughter ] maybe i should have gone with four . Jimmy too late. Too late. Too late. Okay. No, no, no. Were so good at this. No, we got this. We got this. Can you hold on to that . I dont want to lose a a diamond. Okay. [ light laughter ] okay, we can do this. Ready . Okay. Here we go. Jimmy on your mark yeah. Jimmy get set, go okay. [ light laughter ] oh, my god jimmy evan, youre not even looking at what shes sculpting. Evan, look, look, look. [ light laughter ] jimmy whats he doing . Zoning out. Its a volcano. Yes jimmy oh, my gosh [ cheers and applause ] so smart. Okay. That looks a little bit like one. Jimmy no, that was pretty good. Thats actually great. You went its like 2d. Jimmy yeah, its 2d, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. Jimmy very, very smart because im the one holding the diamond. So, yeah. [ laughter ] absolutely, right back. Okay, youre up, buddy. Oh, im up . Jimmy yeah. All right. All right, all right. [ audience shouting ] okay. [ chuckling ] yep. Okay [ light laughter ] yep. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, all right. Okay. Im coming in, jimmy. Here we go. Jimmy here we go. [ light laughter ] whew. Jimmy you ready . Yeah, im ready. Im ready for you now. I have no plan. Jimmy okay, lets do this. Yes. Lets do this. Go jimmy all right, here we go. Okay, it is a of course. It is oh, my goodness. Jimmy okay. All right. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy a hot dog, hot dog. No, it makes a jimmy its a hamburger. [ grunts ] its rolled up thing. Is it a gyro . Is it a gyro . A gyro . Is there mustard on there . No. Theres something sausage in that family. [ grunts ] stop doing that [ light laughter ] ow, ow stop [ buzzer ] gosh a hot dog . What the hell . Its in the hot dog family. Knackwurst . Bratwurst . A burrito. Jimmy a burrito . Thank you. Jimmy that looks like a a burrito . [ laughter ] youre going into the wrong chipotle, man. [ laughter and applause ] youre getting ripped off [ applause ] you paid extra for that guac. You tried. You tried. You tried. Im really be glad we switched partners. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. I just want to put it out there. Jimmy all right. Here we go. Yeah, okay. Jimmy evan, its your turn. Oh. Jimmy priyanka, take your position. Come on. You can do this. Okay, you got this. Jimmy all right, ready . [ audience shouting ] sorry, sorry. [ cheers ] one. Oh, my okay. [ light laughter ] no, its all right. You got this i think. Jimmy no clue, and then, you have an idea, maybe . I think i can do this. [ laughs ] jimmy all right. Here we go. Whew. All right. Ready . Yes. Okay. Its blueish, water waves, bird. [ light laughter ] jimmy wow. Its pretty good. Youre really good at that. Uh, dolphin, dolphin [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was fantastic thats really good man that was a good dolphin. Jimmy thats a great dolphin. Yeah. Do you remember your burrito . I mean, gosh. [ light laughter ] it was a dolphin. I was thinking seahorse. Jimmy you just got to you got to rub it in my face. It was moving and i got it. Jimmy yeah. Good job i should have taken the 2d approach. Jimmy it is now time for the showdown. This is worth triple the points. Okay. Jimmy lets bring out the table right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zach and priyanka, you can take a seat. Evan and i will be sculpting. Well both go at the same time. Whichever team guesses the clue first, wins. Lets pick a clue, pal. All right, zach. Jimmy which ones . You want to i got you. Jimmy go down here . Mmhmm. Jimmy yeah. Im ready. Mmhmm. Jimmy here we go. We can do this. Oh, my no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy it is hard. Its really hard. Jimmy okay. We can do this. Okay, you have a hard one. Oh. No. Okay. Jimmy yeah. Okay. Jimmy hey, buddy. Whats up . Jimmy whew. [ light laughter ] okay. [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy all right. Ready . Yeah. Jimmy and, here we go. Go okay. Snowball, pancake. Okay. What . Jimmy why purple . Um. Its a oh, my god. Its a oh. A a fraggle. Vampire [ cheers and applause ] so good. Okay. Jimmy i was getting i was getting to it. It was a vampire with purple hair, and i was getting to the fangs. Im sorry. I was getting you didnt guess vampire from this . Whats wrong with you . [ light laughter ] havent you ever seen a vampire before . That was so good. That was so good. Jimmy oh, my god. The champs right there. Priyanka chopra, Evan Rachel Wood, zach villa. [ cheers and applause ] were talking to priyanka after the break. Stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] before you set out, you plan to capture every moment. But what you really cant plan for is when the moment captures you. Marriott now has 30 brands in over 110 countries. So no matter where you go, you are here. Join or link accounts. With motionsense technology. Degree has redefined deodorant so that i can redefine. Power. 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This is my tradition of beating jimmy at any competition that i come on, on his show. Every time. Jimmy thats not true. The last time was really bad though. Last time was so mortifying for you. I really felt for you. [ laughter ] jimmy i almost died last time bobbing for apples. Yeah, you didnt even get one, though. Jimmy i couldnt get one apple, and i was frustrated, and im very and i had like seven, and i was trying to go easy on you too. Jimmy you didnt even get wet or anything. I didnt even get wet. Jimmy i didnt know how the heck you did it, and then i was sticking my head in and then i ran out of oxygen you went way too deep. Jimmy and i started getting loopy, i started getting lightheaded, and i almost drown. That was your excuse for not even getting one. Jimmy i almost drowned myself. In a bucket of water. Jimmy in a bucket of water and apples. Jimmy thank you for coming back to the show. Thank you jimmy even though you do beat me at every game. Well we were going to be teammates. I just switched it up. It was your fault. Jimmy i know its my fault. You would have won for the first time. [ audience oohs ] around me, i mean. Around me. Jimmy i want to talk to you watch me lose really bad the next time. Jimmy next time you come on ill think of something. Trust me. I want to talk about you got a lot to talk about. First of all the baywatch movie. Yep. Jimmy im excited about this. [ cheers and applause ] memorial day weekend. You the rock. Yes. Jimmy i love the rock, hes my man, but you play the villain in this. Yes, i do play the villain in the movie and that was, i think, the funnest thing to do. I dont know how many women can say they got to intimidate the rock, and i really do. Im so mean to them, both zac and him. Like all the lifeguards, its delectable, and its actually women, somehow, or at least i do, i dont know about all women, just enjoy it when you can be a little mean and demeaning, you know . [ laughter ] jimmy oh you think so . Yeah, you enjoy it a little bit . Yeah. Demeaning is fun. Jimmy oh, really . Is it . I dunno. Fun for some people, yeah i guess. Like me, sitting here right now. Jimmy and then quantico, back on abc. Yes. Im so excited about that. Quantico comes back on abc on mondays at 10 00. We dont have two timelines anymore. Jimmy right. The future has met up with the past and its just going to be nine episodes straight up to the end of this season, and its really exciting. I can see the finish line and i really want people to know what happens. Jimmy yeah, it was a lot of action in stuff like this. Every time youre on here i always go, how do you keep your cool . Because gosh, man, on covers of magazines, youre international and you have a saying which i thought was really cool. Do you remember this . Yeah. I believe that you know, when people become successful sometimes it becomes really heavy. So you should wear your success like a tshirt not a tuxedo. Jimmy yeah, thats what it is. Wear your success like a a tshirt. [ applause ] i like that. Thats probably why you keep, you calm down, and so i was talking to you backstage and you said that you were a little homesick . Yes. Today i was very, very homesick. Today is a big festival of holi. Happy holi to everyone celebrating by the way. Holi is the hindu festival of evoking spring, celebrating spring and triumph over, good over evil, and its a big party with lots of colors. Jimmy i have a picture of a a holi, this is the celebration. What is happening . Isnt that insane . Jimmy like what is happening . Powder. Bags of powder . Yeah, you have like colored powder and you color each other, and then you there are a lot of various other elements involved in this big party. Jimmy how fun is that, though . Like a giant rave yeah, it almost is. Its crazy music and it has like this special drink made of milk and almonds and magical substances which make you enjoy the colors a lot more. Jimmy okay. I were on the same page. I get what youre saying ah i didnt want you to be homesick, because we love you here at the tonight show. So ah. Whoa jimmy i brought some this is going to get fun [ applause ] jimmy and we made the drink in beer mugs, this is called thandai by the way. Jimmy that is called thandai. Thandai. Jimmy and we dont have the magical stuff. Im glad. Jimmy yeah, okay good, yeah. And i thought maybe it would be fun if maybe i just painted your face. Yeah. I want to go in. Jimmy no im gonna paint no but i you can paint my face. Jimmy oh yeah . Yeah, do it. But im going to paint yours. Cheers first. Happy holi. Jimmy happy holi [ cheers and applause ] good. What is that . Hmm. Like nuts, like almonds and saffron, and all that mixed, it makes like a big milkshake. Jimmy yeah, yeah i like that. Ready . Jimmy yeah, ready, weve got like go for it. Ready . Jimmy just go for it. Yeah. Well [ laughter ] what is oh my gosh. I cant see. What are you doing . Oh, my gosh [ laughter ] what are you you really went for it you are happy holi [ laughter ] jimmy you went for it, man. Happy holiday happy holi its Priyanka Chopra quantico returns monday, march 20th at 10 00 p. M. On abc. Rebel and a basketcase with Evan Rachel Woods will perform for us after the break. Stick around, everybody oh, my gosh [ cheers and applause ] dear predictable, theres no other way to say this. Its over. Ive found a permanent escape from monotony. Together, we are perfectly balanced, our senses awake, our hearts racing as one. I know this is sudden, but they say if you love something. Set it free. See you around, giulia hello moto. Its time to reimagine the smartphone. Snap on a speaker. A projector. A camera that actually zooms. Get excited world. The moto z with moto mods. Save at least 20 on select moto mods when you buy any moto z droid. Save at least 20 on select moto mods the little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next performers are multitalented, emmy and golden globe nominated actress Evan Rachel Wood and musician zach villa making a Television Debut with the World Premiere of their song, today please welcome rebel and a a basketcase [ cheers and applause ] we all look for an answer the night calls us together and we fight and we wont stop just for pleasure youre too young for the answer youre too old to remember do you mind if we come in we are today we are the voices in your head we are the music that you hear we are the changes that you fear so that if they cant play screw the pressure you cant stay cause this light burns bright and free running full speed into unknowns fighting windmills chasing false thrones come back come back to earth and stay awhile we are today we are the voices in your head we are the music that you hear we are the changes that you fear we are today we are the voices in your head we are the music that you hear we are the changes that you fear oh oh oh oh hey hey hey we are today we are the voices in your head the music that you hear we are the changes that you fear, fear, fear, fear [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes rebel and a basketcase today, is available now. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] now why do i think youre about to suggest something very wicked, mr. Toretto . [ hip hop music playing ] surprise. Theres my boy. Rated pg13. The dinosaurs extinction. Got you outnumbered. Dont listen to them. Not appropriate. Now im mashing these potatoes with my stick of butter. Why dont you sit over here. Something for everyone is awesome. Find your awesome with the Xfinity Stream app. More to stream to every screen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to Kiefer Sutherland, Priyanka Chopra, rebel and a a basketcase, once again and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight timothy olyphant. Stars of riverdale, actresses, Lily Reinhart and camila mendes. Music from nelly furtado. Featuring the 8g band with darren king. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trumps golf club in maralago, florida recently doubled its initiation fee from 100,000 to 200,000. And if you think thats crazy, he tripled the number of people who were at the inauguration. [ laughter ]