[ cheers and applause ] stars in the new marvel movie jimmy Doctor Strange which if you dont know is the story of a former neurosurgeon that gets drawn into a strange world he kno nothing about. Its based on the life of dr. Ben carson. To we still remember him how many of you watched the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] how many oyou did not watch the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay, good. We got some dummies in last night from las vegas, trump versus clinton threeand just like that werone step closer to never having to watch cable news again. It was the third most watched debate in history. More than 71 Million People watched screamed at their tv. There were a fewore catch phrases and guillermo got a new hat out of it. Thats right. Jimmy i like that. Are you selling those . Hombres. [ laughter ] jimmy bad hombres was one of the more memorable sayings from trump. The problem is we pronounced it like this. We have bad aumbre here. Jimmy whi means what, gurmo . Hungry. Jimmy donald trump is in trouble, we have bad ngries here. Di ssh . Erin aumbr . Hombre. Jimmy there were a number of zingers last night. I thought this was a good one too. It is up to us to make that true now and in the future and particularly for our children and our grandchildren. Tru . Nobody has more respect for women than i do, nobody. Donald trump respects women more than even they respect emselves. Thats important to remember. Trump needed a Strong Performance in the debate. His poll numbers have been dropping, and after last night, he is only hope is michael j. Fox shows up with time machine. Ne seems to know the end is he refused to say whether orot he would accept the outcome of the elon. He said hed look at it at the election and keep us in suspense. Thats a controversial thing to say, so today people went nuts. He clarified today, an holl issue to bed. Ladies and gentlemen, i want to ma joannouncement today. I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters a supporters and to all of t people of the United States th i will totally accept the historic president ial election if i win. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i feel the same way. Now hes just rewi with us, right . Has to be a joke at this point. Speaking of jokes, tonight this is interesting. Clinton and trump are at a di the al smith dinner. He was the governor of new york 20s. The dinr is a Charity Event thrown annually by the diocese there, the catholic church. Its a tradition in the candidates to show up and tell jokes like aoast. In 2012 mitt romney and obama. They both joked around. 2008, obama and john main joked. Tonight hillary and donald are one seat apart with a cardinal sitting between them like an unhappy couple hoping to g their marriage annulled. A lot of people believe the reason he got into pitics is because president obama roasted him at the house correspondents dinner. If the cardinal starts making fun of him, he might try to run for pope. [ laughter ] i want to say congratulationto the cleveland indians. Who are headed to the world series. [ cheers and applause ] the fir. They will play the winner of the dodgers cubs series. This is a big one. The cubs havent won the world series since like 1425 or something. [ laughter ] like00 years. To capture the excitement in a tequila bottle, we sent our Sports Correspondent guillermo t Dodger Stadium to chat with the players in this exclusive onfield report. Guillermo who what are you going for halloween . I might be myself. Guillermo myself . Why . Its a good costume. No one will expect it. Guillermo thats going to be very scary. When you plabaseba and y do you think about sex . No, because then ill get really excited. Guillermo whats your home base. . Yeah. I like home base. Guillermo onof my favorite bases with girls. I got a girlfriend. Guillermo oh, you got girliend, oh. Whats her favorite base . [ laughter ] guillermo can you si m guillermo here. A basketbl . Why dont you have a baseball . Guillermo i couldnt find one. The ball looks like this, well be in good shape. A basketball . [ speaking spanish ] guillermo i like how you hold the bl, my ball, i like ho. A basketball, not your ball. Im holding a basketball right now. Guillermo last thing, can i touch my moustache. G good luck tonight. Yeah, lets go. Guillermo now you can touch myustache. Oh than mine. Is a lot nic you do a better jonathan me. Guillermo okay, when you pitch youve got to follow through, okay . Ok . You left, so you step like this and you go, and then. All right . Just like that . Guillermo just like that. Show me . Thats it. It. Ow mhoyodo it. I just step. Yeah. Guillermoyou have work more on that. I have to work on it . Guillermo yeah. Okay. Guiller can give you a hug for good luck . Thank you. I got to get ready. Guillermo okay. I got to give 115. Guillermo okay. Two more seconds. I have to get rey. You want to come with me . Guillermo yeah, ill come back to you, jim. Jimmy racias, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] game six of the nlcs is saturday on fs 1. And the world series starts tuesday on fox. It is thursday night which as you know means its time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in uncessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] good evening. Let methe last person to welcome you to tonights debate and also the last person to [ bleep ] you. What we want to do is to replenish. Uch a nasty [ bleep ]. Every morning i [ bleep ] once in the middle of the day and [ bleep ] at night. I like [ bleep ]. The dodgers playing is obvious. Pitch kribryant and anthony riz i dont carefully and [ bleep ] everyone else. Advice for donald . One word of [ bleep ]. I have very clean [ bleep ]. Called brrnts Bernie Sanders a. [ bleep ]. Did you . Well, you know you know. . We brokthe record . Is it the biggest ever, grandpa . Well, its certainly the biggest [ bleep ] ive ever seen, and ive seen lots. Dd trump is a man who sees a [ bleep ] and wants to [ bleep ] it. [ cheers and appe ] jimmy when when we come back fr the break,hen we return our old friend and trump Superfan Jake bird was in las vegas for the dete. We send jake to all the g political events. This is what we got from him at the Republican National convention. Give the guy some air. Give the guyome air. Hes hilarious. I love this guy. To vegas so stick arnd to vegas so stick arnd [ cheers and applause ] . laughs. here it is. . . Hey dad . Wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list s event is on. Lincoln family of luxury vehicles. Sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down and a complimentary first months payment. R dark, we come. The playlist. The midnight feasters. And the last train sprinters. We are the night. . theyre everywhere. And as a marriewards mber, i can embrace them all. The new marriott portfolio of hotels now has 30 brands in over 110 countrie the so no matter whereolio you go, you are here. Join or link accounts at members. Marriott. Com. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g hello moto. Apjb on a speake put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x opticazoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Save up to 400 when you trade in your old phone and switch to verizon. I had frequent heartburn, last week. Just 1 pill each morning. 24 hours and zero heartburn, its been the number 1 doctor recommended brand for 10 straight years, and its still recommended today. Cc1 test message cc1 test message jimmy welcome back to the show. Benedict cumberbatch, isla zombies is on the way. The third and final president ial debate was in las vegas yesterday. Cameras were there, the lamestam media was there, also Donald Trumps number one supporterake bird. Jake made a pilgrimage to vegas to file isy special port. Good morning from las vegas. Im staying at the trump hotel. Unlimited shrimp. . . You take the high road and ill take the low road . Ou . Ill be in the white e wrg. Wrong. Cant read that. Im from chino, california. Can i tell youom when they go low, i get high. Free billy bush free billy bush trumps case a locker room ald talk. Let me tell you sothing, i know about locker room talk. I remember it from high school. Everyone would say this like, wine coolers . How coach gives us why is coach taking a shower with us again . When i get over and have big boy hair im going to shave it into its locker room talk. Full of nickels on donald trump to win the big debate. Thde can wait. Im going to go for a ride on a sex bike. Ive seen larger. Who areou convincg toow come to you and see you as a presidenal candidate . Shes so pretty and i love her so much. Shes a 2 at best. Oh shes noty first choice, this i can telyou. I would certainly say the News Coverage has been stilted. I really dont know about rigging ill tell you, the entire thing is rigged. Okay . Gu like us cant vote, wha because of public urination charges . It couldnt happen not getting fooled again. Ep forgetting. Ill be voting for donald trump based on the issue explained in this speech. Exactly. This guys got it all going on up here. Everyone is getting on donald trump about attacking ladies and grabbing their baby caves. Listen to what he wrote. Crippled america. Listen. Thats okay respect thats okay page 27. Youre going to like this. Il talk to you after. You didnt read this. First class. The blonde wd on. Irabbed her and gave her a goodhellacking with my tongue. Then came the redhead. She reached arounde and started my verynipples. Is that clinton who are you talking about, clinton . The stewardess wald and up said, warm nut yes, they are, i said. Yes, they are. Im sorry. Donald trump is just the most dangerous person ever to run for the presidency of the United States. Anentitled to it. Why doesnt dond trump like siegfried and roy . Because their ssies grab them. A big issue right now is economic, safety, and health care. Exactly. The fell femmecrats want to talk about transgenders using bathrooms. Hillary clinn deleted 33, the debate is starting. I know the hottest place to watch it. Come on. Hot slots. Bartender . I would like one shot of grownup liqu every time they say the v wo. Grownup liquor, okay. This guys buying. If you become president ts country is going to be in some mess such a nty woman. It has been a disaster, ani didnt even apogize to my wife. Well, lets go geid. Ld trump won. Where are my nickels at . Where are all my nickels at . Just say . Just locker room talk. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. T trump ship trump ship [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Tonight on the show we have music from flatbush zombies, isla fisher is he lbe right back with benedi cumberbatch. The one for an adventurer. The one shes been eyeing all year. . 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Next week well be visited by felicity jones, mario bata gordon ramsay, andrew garfield, miles teller, our pal science bl have music from jimmy eat worl conor oberst, alessia cara and on monday night, president barack obama will be here on t show. Ch that seat. Our fir guest tonight is an oscarnominated actor and soon to be sorcerer supreme, he plays the master of mystical arts in marvels Doctor Strange. It opens in theaters and Imax V Cumberbatch [ cheers and applause ] . Hank you. Thank you. Jimmy hows it going . Thank you for coming. I know the Doctor Strange premiere is just acrs the street. They have just finished building. Itsxciting. Jimmy they clod down the whole block. Iterting. C to get thug jimmy were used to it here. Are you excited . Its the first time i get to see the film. Jimmy youve n seen it . No. Theres uble trepidation. Theres always a butterfly in the stomacen a premiere me. But when youre seeing it for the first time. Jimmy i love that ive seen it and you havent. Isnt that sometng . [ laughter ] inot in the movie aas i iit okay . Jimmy its great. Its really good, yeah. Thats all right. Jimmy and i love Doctor Strange. Thats one of my favorite reason. Rs from the comics, it jimmy theres something about when youre a little kid, you imagine having these powers. Its different from the other theres a supernatural element that i like. I thyou dib. Youll be pleased, i think, when you see it. Thank you. Ll come back and tell you. Jimmy are you comfortable with watching yourself on screen . Never. Jimmy yeah. Never. Thats why i wanted to do it in a worldwide premiere. Ease me into it. No, its weird, isnt it. I get what most people think when they hear themsels back on an answering machine. Y . Li jimmy thats a gd point. Thats like watching your work as an actor times a thousand. Its just very pecuar t it. When people hear their voice played back ty go, i dont sound like that. Its uncomfortable. Ive never heard anyone say i sound great jimmy donald trump, i bet he thinks he sounds great [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy guaranteed. [ cheers and applause ] i wondering how you were going to jam the trump in. There he is. Jimmy ll, you know. Id like to say its the english examinatard,ion bo dont accept those results. I d not n, so i were they satisfactory . They were n the results i actually got. [ laughter ] thing s definitely fixed. Jimmy when youre in the theater and watching the movie for the first time, i would agine the people around you are gog to be very aware of your pnc yeah. Thatsoint. I hadnt thought of that, ah. Jimmy they cant text. Thats the guy on the screen jimmy and if they do ll growl at them if they text. Jimmy you absolutely should. Ill get english and middle class and tut loudly in the quiebits. Jimmy do you feel compelled to react and clap . Oversupport my own place . Yeah. No. Now youre going to make me feel like im really seconscious. Imoing g tt therwith a blank face. Jimmy if youre not selfconscious there a blank face. Jimmy e the movie . A locations . We did. Jim hong kong is one of the . Hong kong, london. We rebuilt what we used of hong complex scene in the fil we couldnt havehot it like people see iin the movie. We filmed in london, and in long cross. Which was the udio. We killed in nepal and kathmandu, which was amazing. Jimmy d you been there before . I had been, yeah. Very briefly. When i was a student after i got the a level results that dont count, i went on a trip to teach english as a foreign languagebe. But we took a week out the oth voluntrsnd to we had a fantasticime. We were only in kathmandu a day and a night to plan the trips. One of the plans didnt involve having a map well, we had a ma but not a guide for a walk into the himalayas. Jimmy wow. There were four of us. Mountain sickness struck, and then three of us and then two of us . Jimmy they died . [ laughter no. Jimmy oh my god. Thats the kind of ribbing i like to give. Lk casually about two friends who passed away on a trip. Casual tunny funny story about e deatof dear frnds. Jimmy phillip and bob, well miss them. Great air time on a talk show. No, seriously, they were fine, i and it was scary, but they lived to tell the tale th went back down the mountain. Mountain towels. Felt like a it was high enough to get mountain sickness. Put it that way. We carried on ill advisedly without a guide. Maps were very poor in those days, pregps. Getting it rig when you get it wrong. I started to get the same mountain sickns, and you have to go fast down and we literally reached one of the metaphor forks in the road. We didnt know which would go was heavy mist. We went down the path and went down which is od in a way, but it just hit a dead end of bamboo and then rocks and cliff we were lost for a day and a half and a night. It was quite scary. Jimmy who found you . This plateau outside of walking through god, we went through a river, we went thugh a bit of jungle at the ler part of the mountain, then broke onto this sort of pasture land that Julie Andrews didnt find us. M [ laughter me kdly shepherd did, and we did the univsal sign for hunger. Wed literally been kind of jimmy what is the universal sign for that . I think its Something Like this. Its like baby sign lauage. H jimmy and they fed you . We had a delightful meal of greens a boiled eggs. Noing to do with cooking, but i did get amoebic dysentery. Jimmy when were in college, we go to Daytona Beach and lift up our shirts. Its an entirely different exence. Were going to take a break. Wmb k, well see a clip from the new movie Doctor Strange. Benedict cumberbatch is here. [ cheers applause ] we catch flo, e progressive girl, the supermarket buying cheese. Scandal allis dairy . woman busted [ laughter ] right afterwards we caught he riding shotgun with a mystery man. 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Wh you put on the Doctor Strange, do you call it a costume . Is it appropriate to s ctume th should think so. Yeah, definitely a costume. Jimmy the first time what happened when you put it on . For the first time . T firstime was with in a costume fitting, and wed done a lot of t script, and im thrilled with how the character ed, and s place in the marvel cinematic universe and althe story beats. I put the idea i was playing a superhero on the back burner, and in the fitting i looked in the mirror, and started to smilke a giddy childaner we going yep, seethat look before. Youre hg rhero moment, arent you . [ ughter ] its jt wonderful. Jimmy did alex design other quite a few,yes. She wked on thor and i forgot all her credits, but yes, shes done qte a few of thfilms. That suited me. It meant literally that she was used to every kind of complaint about harnesses ripping delicate parts of your body to pieces. Jimmy because youre fing . Yeah, that clip,hat was fun. So mads kicking he and me flying backwards. Mads mickelson. Jimmy i ruins it a little when you call t bad guy matt. Mads. Jimmy mads . His name is mad with an s. Jimmy sorry. Now its better. Yeah. Mads. Jimmy did you ever go anywhere publicly in the costume . Well, yeah, i did. It waslighb circumstance. Im not one for halloween its my day job to get dressed we were filming on fifth avenue in new york which was another pinch yourself moment. Right in the shadow of the empire state building. Some of the great comics originated there, and in this incredible costume, this red oak and blue costume, the red and blue being significant. I thought this is another superhero moment. And i thought, wow. There ara lot of crewsti in the wayf the and i realized they were paparazzi. A swarm of about 20 of them. There was nowhere to escape. Even between shots, theres only so much you can do without knowing its going to be turnnto a meme or a gif. Annoy people. Going to lets get a coffee. I was with my wifend a couple frnds. There was a great cafe around the corner. Well go there. They can be hey, it gsat to ha you back she meant she worked theren a i walked in and went expecting a welce. These new yorker bless them. New yorkers do. Leut fihetheir conversations. I s news for a millisecond in this cafe, and i sat down and had an aold palmer. Jimmyin this neighborhood people would probably give you a dollar for a photograph. [ laughter ] there are a l of superhees here, yocould blend. Ive sn, yeah, yeah. Jimmy i dont want to say i had a negative experien with dr. Strange. I did have a negative strange . Jimmy yes, yes, i hired Doctor Strangeo hee something. I think we have the video. I havent sn this. Whats this . Jimmy got to be kidding me. Where is this guy . Hi, im doctor steven strange, master of the mystic arts. Soy im late but the traffic on the as central plwas unbeeva. Jimmy its 3 30. You were supposed to be here at 3 00. Im not paying for the last half spenseith the all talk. Show me the demons. Jimmyl right. Here they are. [ screaming ] i dont underst are they possessed . Jimmy basically. They ate, like, 50 cupcakes. [ screaming ] all right. Ill vanquish th. Jimmy no. What is it no. No vanquishing. Just do tricks. Pull a rabbit out of somewhere. Do tricks. A rabbit . Misunderstanding. I dont do tricks. Jimmy you dont do tricks . No. Jimmy this clearly says the mightiest macian ithe cosmos. Everyone exaggerates their i mean, look at yours. T they . Jimmy kimmel, americas favorite late nightt. Jimmy thats true, is it not true . Is it . Jimmy thats a cute necklace. Agamoto iot. Jimmy sorry. Hey, i dont think this is working out. I think im going to hire a spongebob or sometng. Thanks for coming. How much . Jimmy 50. Wait. I have an idea. You suck next . Jimmy happy birthday t you cus . Marcus . Oh, he went home. O crap. He disappeared him do you want to go homwith rcus . No. Be quiet. 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Please say hello to isla fisher. [ cheersnd applause ] . Good to see you. So, isla, you look gre. Thank you so much. Jimmy last nht gal gadot was here, your costar in this film. You, gal, jon hamm, zach lifianakis. Shes gorgeous. Miss israel. Beautiful. Jimmy shesaller than i am, how tall is she . Jimmy she could be playing professional baskeall. Shes doing it right now. Jimmy she was very, very excid about her makeout scene with you. I mean very excited. Well, well, well, my husband would like to hear that. Yes, it was not the siest makeout session. Jimmy it wt . She seemed to have no proble with it. Well, i needed a stdder. Jimmy right. And shes a bit like a Victoria Secret model and im like a hobbit from lord of the rings. I crawl u jwere y really on a laer . No. A little box. X. Jimmy sashayour husband, is tall. Thats righ so you think i should be used to jimmy itmsike u shoulde use. Yeah. 15 years, kissing different places. Jimmy i see. But no, it was actually really refreshing to kiss gal. Also have makeout scenes with hes my husband in the movie. He was less enthusiastic. Jimmy he was . Wait a minute, why . Really . Thats interesting. I dont know. Ive had to kiss people in movies before, and ive never had a problem, but he was incredibly reluctant. Jimmy maybe zach hasnt really had any love scenes i movies. Now that i think about it he probably hasnt, really. Maybe this was i dont know. I dont know, but away, it was like when you take a kid to get a ot at the doctor and its like, come on it will jt an second, it will be over in a minute i was and i remember right before i had to kiss he los at me seriously sa, penis has retreated to my lower instine. [ laughter ] i said, zach, you cant say that to an actress before the love e. And by the way even if youre not an actor, theres no woman on the planet that wants to hear someones penis has retreate into their lower intestine. And then i was like, okay, we can do it. Take your shirt off. Take ioff and relax. Pretend were not doing this. Just do it. And hes standing right there. He has his shirt off. Hows sasha . To kiss and he says, im like, again tryi to make this movie. Jimmy how is sasha . Did yoever answer that question . Whats he up to . Whats going on with him . Sha jrthd. Jimmy how old is h 4 jimmy okay, yeah, thats a etty big birthda and i felt so much pressure to do something amazing because i had a big birthday recently. King oit more in that should have been where were you when i was planning the birthday . Jimmy i thought that s my birthday present. [ laug ] no, but he did the most amazing thing for my birthday. Jimmy what did he company . So i had a big birthday recently, 25. [ laughter ] i have to set the scene. Upstairs in my bathroom, putting on mascara for my party. I dont know if you have them, but they make your lashes goeous. Im puing them on and he comes in and hes like oh, you like katy perry. Im like, you know that, i love katy perry. I keep putting the lasheon. T abouit again. Im on t dance floor and stuffing case in my moutand chatting to moms from my school, and i see thisiamond microphone. Of course, im a little drunk. Im australian. Okay, i was very drunk. I shis sparkling microphone and katy perry in front of me, and sheerenades andings me i cant remember how many songs. It was so amazing because i love her so much. She sang these songs and i had to pretend, because she was staring at me, that i didnt know the lyrics. Immy your birthday entertainment was katy perry and he arranged it . Yeah. Sasharrangethat for me. Jimmy what did you get him . Uhoh. Okay. I messed up bad. Jimmy it was bad . It is. Wanted to repay something magical, something amazingha can you buy sasha . He can buy himself anything. Wean do what he wants. Two kittens. Jimmy two kittens . Hes a little bit allergic, but i forgot. [ laughter jimmy what . You got him kittens . I did you should have seen his face. W. I was so excited. I forgot hwas allergic, and im holding the box. Im excited. I remembered their and i hand it over and he openthe box anhes like oh, babe, babe. D he just shut his eyes. And i felt so dumb. Jimmy what happened . Do you still have them . Weve got the kittens still. Immy you do . Hes sneezing a lot. I feel really i couldnt get him katy perry. She wout do itwice. Jmy ah, yeah. Two kittens . Not one kitten . Gal, yeah. Its very go to see you. Congratulatis on the movie. Sorry about the kittens. Put them up for adtion. Isla fisher, everybody keeping up with the joneses opens in theaters tomorrow. Wel back with flatbu zombies [ cheers and applae ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series brought t you by new crown royal wh test text1 italics dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brght to you by crownoyal vanilla whisky. Vanilla so good. 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