Viewers in oklahoma who are in a state of emergency. Did you hear about this . In oklahoma last night they introduced an emergency bill to keep transgender people from using the bathroom. Thats right. This is the bill. It declares, quote, for the preservation of the public peace, health and safety, an emergency is hereby declared to exist. This would be a good time to call your family members in oklahoma to make sure theyre okay. [ laughter ] how can this be an emergency . How many transgender people can there even be in oklahoma . Four . Who do you call when a man dressed as a woman walks into the ladies room . The Fashion Police . I want you to know that wherever you live, i am here to help you during this time of bathroom emergency. What is going on . Let me tell you something. I have had bathroom emergencies. This is not one of them. [ laughter ] jimmy i once had to abandon my car in the left lane of traffic, get out, and run into a casual asian restaurant called pickup sticks by the way. That was a bathroom emergency. This is ill tell you something. This will all change when im Vice President of these united states. Please, bring out the podium. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want to have this podium because i have a major announcement to make. My fellow americans, though i have only been officially running for Vice President for eight days, those who know me know ive been fighting for commonsense issues for my entire adult life, and at the top of my list, my number one issue is this. These insanely long receipts they give you at cvs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] number one. I dont know about you, but i want to live in an america where the receipt you get for buying one roll of toilet paper is shorter than the roll of toilet paper. Ive been talking about this for years. [ cheers and applause ] ive yelled and screamed. To no avail. I personally asked president obama to do something about this. He did nothing, and then something changed. I declared my candidacy for Vice President , and out of nowhere we got a phone call from the president of cvs pharmacy. Her name is helena folkes. Shes with us to make a major announcement. Please welcome helena folkes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. Welcome. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for coming, helena. Please, tell us why youre here tonight. Well, thanks to you, jimmy, we knew our customers were very concerned about the length of our receipts. Jimmy they were too long they were too long. And while were always worried about the concerns of our customers, when you announced your candidacy for Vice President , we took those concerns even more seriously. Jimmy thank you. [ cheers and applause ] so im here tonight to announce, very pleased to announce that cvs is moving our receipts to be digital. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no paper. And if youre one of our 70 million extra care members, youll be able to sign up, choose digital receipts and youll never receive a paper printout from us again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wonderful. That is great news. When will this go into effect . This is starting very soon, and, in fact, it will be available at all 7900 cvs locations by the end of june. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wonderful. I just want to restate, this is all thanks to who . This is all thanks to you, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] this is all thanks to you, Vice President kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy helena folkes, everyone, from cvs, thank you. Victory thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy before a single vote has even been counted, i am doing things. Youre welcome, america. There you go. There will be no littering when im Vice President either. Oh. Hey. We have a great show for you tonight. Bryan cranston is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes a wonderful man and actor. Hes promoting his new hbo movie all the way, which is the story about how president lyndon b. Johnson, lbj, lost his virginity. He went all the way. We get to see all of it. Bryan just had a birthday. Bryan turned 60 in march. Its a milestone, and mtv was on hand to document the whole thing, and they gave us the exclusive premiere. This is exciting because nobody has seen this. Here it is. We are all invited to Bryan Cranstons birthday. [ cheers and applause ] im turning 60 in a few weeks and my super sweet 60th has to be turned. Its my chance to shine sweet 60 so much more to life sweet 60 hi, im Bryan Cranston, sixtime Emmy Award Winning actor. Im sexy. Im cute. And i love the spotlight. Despite my success i still live at home with my mother and father in california. Im their little superstar. You need to have a very good breakfast. Its really important. Have you two booked the Party Planner or what . Im meeting with him tomorrow morning at 9 00 a. M. Were meeting . No, this is my party. Somebody got to watch the budget. Budget . Dad, this is my time to shine bright like a diamond. Shine bright like a diamond. In the sky. I swear to god, if my parents make me plan this party like im a poor person, i will lose my [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] will be lost, bible. We need you to be reasonable. Reasonable . Were you reasonable in skipping my broadway debut because of your dialysis . Did either of you think about my feelings . Oh. Bryan. Just set up the Party Planner. Try to be good parents. Get away from me. Bryan can be difficult, but deep down hes really a sweet boy. Hes an ass. I said it. Write it down. Whos ready to party . Im jimmy kimmel. Im a Party Planner. Ive planned partyies for ice t and coco, all the biggies. Im looking forward to meeting bryan. Our first theme theme, hawaiian bryan. We could have coconuts, or maybe that obese man who sang somewhere over the rainbow, we can get him to come sing. Hes dead. Im so sorry. We have others. Showbiz. Youre in showbiz. Lights, camera, cranston. Wow, how original. No. This is one thats called hats off to bryan, and people would wear different hats . Like fedoras . You are the limp [ bleep ] of ideas. I couldnt believe what he was proposing. I need to make sure that jimmy sees my vision crystal clear. My sweet 60 has to be ferocious. Do you understand . Did he just say ferocious . He did, ferocious. Im so glad you said that, because i do have one more idea. We didnt make a poster for it. But get this. The bryan king. Like the lion king but with your name in place of the word lion. Bryan. The king of the jungle. Roar. Uhhuh, uhhuh. Roaring your way to 60. Okay. Can we get a lion . A real lion . A real lion. Yes. Yes. Of course. Yes. No, i mean one that actually ate some people. Guillermo can get that. Ill take care of it. Hes mexican. One with a crown. Because youd be the king. Bryan, honey, the budget. Bryan, honey, the budget. Shut up, mom. Yeah, mom, could you zip it for a little while . Thank you. This is your own child. Hes your mufasa. Was he the good one . Mufasa . Yeah, he was the good one. This is your lion king. The bryan king. Music. Yes, music. I love that too. I want cisco. Cisco . The thong song, hello. Oh, yeah. The thong yes. The thong song. Such a good song. I think we have a party. Thong thong thong thong thong were a thong wearing family. We all wear thongs. Show us your thongs. Coming up next on my super sweet 60. Yo, thats whack tight. Yeah, and my balls arent giving me camel toe, are they . So much more to life sweet 60 jimmy we have to take a break. When we come back, part two of my super sweet 60. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] wopen up a lot of dawn. Tough on grease. Yet gentle. Dawn helps open. Something even bigger. Go to facebook. Com, dawn saves wildlife. We asked real people to use on their bums. Why do you think the ripples make a difference . It gets it all clean. They give me a very happy feeling bum. Cleanripple texture is designed to clean better. Go cottonelle, go commando. Its here, but its going by fast. The opportunity of the year is back the mercedesbenz summer event. Get to your dealer today for incredible onceaseason offers, and start firing up those grilles. Lease the c300 for 379 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Choose effortless glide from side to side. Choose kneeloving, underarmcaring, bikini linebearing. Choose venus swirl. With five contour blades and a flexiball, it pivots with every dip and divot. Choose to smooth. Venus swirl. Jimmy welcome back. Tonight Joanna Newsom and anika knownmy rose, but now its time for part two of Bryan Cranstons birthday. Previously on my super sweet 60. My sweet 60 has to be ferocious. The bryan king. I want cisco. I think we have a party. So much more to life sweet 60 i am fully right now. Fully. In addition to jimby and the crown handler, my bestie is coming over to help me pick out the most bombass outfit ever. Yo, make my boy bryan look tight. Tada you look like a sleepy refugee. That hats too hatty. Yo, thats whack tight yeah . And my balls are not giving me camel toe, are they . Thats perfect toe. Thats what im talking about. Yes. Are you ready to try on some crowns . I am. I want to try on some too. No. Its my day. Its my day. May i put this on your head, your majesty . You may. You look great. More. Two. Ha ha ha more. No way. Three. There cant be more than that. Give me another one. Give me another one. No way. I want another one. But theyre stacked so high. I want another crown. Its not safe. Its my party damn amazing. I feel like im so much better than any of you. Ha ha did you find a crown . I found five, dad. Do you need help picking one out . Mom, im not picking one out. I would never be taken seriously if at my own party i wear the same crown all night . But, please, between the crowns and the car you want, we cant afford it. If my parents mention the [ bleep ] budget one more time, i am going to pop off its the crown and the lambo, okay . Thats all i asked for, and the party. Thats it. And sisqo, and that was it. And you guys are so selfish. Come through for your boy. Boom. That is enough of that. You are ruining my party, and you are ruining my life. Okay. You can have three crowns. Five. Okay, five. Were going to be dead soon anyway. Thank you, dad. Ill buy you a beautiful casket. Yeah. Coming up next on my super sweet 60. So far this has been the worst night of my life, and i i dont know how it can get my worse. So much more to life sweet 60 jimmy so the dramatic conclusion, part three of three to my super sweet 60 later on, so stay up. We have a great night. 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Our first guest tonight is one of the great actors with a tony, a golden globe, and six emmys to prove it. He plays lbj in the new movie all the way. Look here. This here is the seal of the presidency of the united states. Theres only two cuff links like this in the entire world, and you now own them both. I want you to wear them. Think about what i said, huh . You look good, bill. Ill bet you dropped a few pounds. Im going to need another set of those cuff links. Jimmy all the way premieres tomorrow night on hbo. Please welcome Bryan Cranston. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good to see you. You look very handsome. You know, i wanted to do a little shoutout for guillermo, because every time that there is a red carpet across the street, he is there with the tequila, like a postman, dedicated to delivering his message. Jimmy like that st. Bernard with the rum barrel around its neck. Yes, yes. Well, thats nice. Its a nice thing for you to do. Youre a nice guy in general, and youre fantastic in this movie. Its unbelievable how much you look like lbj and sound like him. [ cheers and applause ] you really became him. I have two facial qualities that i share with lbj that every man would love to have, and thats beady eyes and thin lips. So i had a head start with it. Jimmy i saw you in the broadway play version. That was fantastic. Did you have as much makeup on in that . No, on the play i dont know how to attach the prosthetic make. Very well. So all i did were the ear drops. I glued on these ear drops that added about another inch, inch and a half to the ears. He had huge ears. And that was it. Then i put gray in my hair and accentuated the wrinkles and that sort of thing and put a line for the dimple in his chin. Jimmy one of the great Little Things about lbj is he would hold meetings while he was on the toilet. People would have to come in and talk to him. You say that like its a strange thing. Jimmy the only other person that ive heard, i dont know for sure if they did it or was, tommy lasorda. He supposed to supposedly he would cut players, call them in when he was in the bathroom. So he wouldnt feel bad about being cut. Theyre already feeling bad, like oh, im going to make your life better. Youre cut. You dont have to see me take a crap anymore. Jimmy thats true, though. It is true. He used to put people back on their heels by continuing the conversation from the oval office to the private bathroom. Come on follow me in here, come here, i cant understand what the hell youre saying, come here, come here, sit here, sit here. Hand me that roll of toilet paper there. And he would just do [ laughter ] jimmy how far are we going to take this . [ cheers and applause ] you want me to sign that . Jimmy youve already done that, yeah. By the way, the day we shot your super sweet 16 was the day the New York Times article, it was a conversation, three people, two of them you and president obama. Yeah. Jimmy that was pretty great. Was that fun for you . Oh my gosh. You know it was the idea of the writer of the New York Times, phil, and he had to call the white house first, of course. Jimmy sure. What do you think about this idea . And then they said yes, wed like to do that. Then he called me and so the message i got was we have this table for three idea. The president has already approved. What would you say . Are you in or out . And its like, hm. Uh. You know. Jimmy its nice that they first checked with the president. It would be terrible if they asked you and then they called and said he doesnt want to do it with you. Not going to happen. Jimmy you guys have something in common that you dressed almost identically. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] obama. I said obama, are you there . Are you wearing blue . Im wearing blue. Jimmy so you went for him as halloween, and there you are in the oval office dressed the same. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they say people like people who dress like them. That was a total accident. Jimmy that was fun to read. That was a lot of fun to read. It was a lot of fun, and i was very honored to be in that office. Jimmy do you do other president s besides johnson . Do you do obama or trump . Do you do any of these guys . I dont do obama. I could do a little bit of bernie. Jimmy good. I want to be in the white house. I will be there. Theres a pathway to the white house. Um, um, i just cant figure out where it is. I need to go to the bathroom. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well come. Bryan cranston is here. His movie is all the way it premiers tomorrow on hbo. When we come back, the conclusion to my super sweet 60. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] event is on and zero for 72 is back on 2016 ford focus, fusion and escape. 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Dad should we tell them there are more . Theyll figure it out, eventually. Wait no my computer, no, wait, what are we running after . My stupid, old computer. Well if its so old, why are you chasing it . Is it slow . Weigh a ton . Yeah. Well you know. I know. Todays pcs are faster and lighter, i know. So why are we still running . I dont know. You know about it. Now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. Oh, charley horse, charley horse. Call for help, call for help. Help, help jimmy Bryan Cranston all the way, new movie on hbo, premieres tomorrow night. He had a big birthday. We got to see the first two parts. Here it is, the conclusion to my super sweet 60. I havent seen it yet. Previously on my super sweet 60. Oh, thank you, dad. Ill buy you a beautiful casket. So much more to life sweet 60 so today is the day its time to party. [ lion king music ] i cannot wait to see my peoples faces when they see me make my grand entrance. Its the circle of life [ cheers and applause ] you look just like a lion, yo. Yeah whoo stop it. Quiet. Everything stops. Where is jimmy . I need to see jimmy right now. Jimmy. Jimmy. Are you having fun my birthday king . No. There is a big sign across my birthday stage that says the brion king and thats not how i spell my name. But we went with ion like lion. The lion king. Lets get another crown on your head. I think this will make you much happier. It says brion. On purpose. Oh, the spelling is wrong. Stupid unicorn. I know bryan is real famous, but hes an [ bleep ]. Im going to come back here and pretend that i wasnt here. Im just so far this has been the worst night of my life, and i i dont know how it can get any worse. No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no hey no. No what . Bitch is not going to poach my look at my party, okay . Go home and change. Are you serious . Go home and change. Right now. Tunny, bryan. I carried your ass for six years, and youre not going to steal my thunder now. Go home and change. Or ill have my dad throw your ass out. Youll have your dad throw me out . Yeah. How do you like that . Dad boom. [ laughter ] its happening. This is happening. Throw him out. Come on. Wow, youre going to really throw me out . Wow. Wow. The tail you know what . You know when i told you i said i loved trumbo . Guess what . I didnt even see it oh, no. I didnt see trumbo. Yeah. Happy birthday, bitch. Yeah. Bye. Talent walking. Am i right . Oh, boohoo. I wore it best, and bryan knows it. [ cheers and applause ] hey, everybody. Is everyone having a wild time . No are you happy . No happy birthday to you no, no, no, no, no, no. Move, move, move. No, no, no, no, no. Stop singing no one but sysqo sings at my party. Do you want to blow those out . Yes [ engine revving ] get out of my way. Get out of my way. Go, go, go yeah get out get out. I belong in it. Dont i . Daddy, lift me up like simba. I feel like a king. Lift me up. Bryan, we have one more surprise for you. Pop the hood. No. Pop it. Pop it. [ cheers and applause ] i was in that trunk for, like, 45 minutes. Sisqo yeah, youre my present i own you. Well, i mean, um, no. Thank you do you want to sing . Sure. Yeah let me see that thong baby, that thong thong thong thong thong let your booty that thong thong thong thong thong come on come on that thong next time on my super sweet 60. Thats [ bleep ] im bob saget. [ bleep ] you. So much more to life sweet 60. Jimmy Bryan Cranston, everybody. Happy birthday. His movie premieres tomorrow night on hbo. Well be right back with Anika Noni Rose. Not now im cleaning the oven yeah, im cleaning the gutters washing the dog washing the cat well im learning snapchamp chat. Chat changing the oil. vo its surprising what people would rather do than deal with retirement. Pressurewashing the. Roses. Aerating the lawn vo but with nationwide its no big deal. 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Gum with starburst flavors . mmm. mmm. zipper noise zipper noise baby rattle shaking juicy fruit so sweet you cant help but chew. Jimmy hi, there. Our next guest is a Tony Awardwinning actress whom you know from roots. She plays kizzy in a new update of the classic miniseries roots. Please welcome Anika Noni Rose. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont want to stare, but i am already staring, because you posted something on facebook a couple of hours ago. You said, and ive written it down, just to make sure i dont feel too good about it. The universe made sure to provide me with a pimple in the middle of my cheek. You know what . They hid it pretty well. I guess. I talked to the universe, and benzoyl peroxide. Jimmy now i see it, never mind, i got it now. We worked on that thing. Jimmy will you allow me to pop it here on television . [ cheers and applause ] if you can find it, you can pop it. Jimmy isnt that the worst, though . Its weird when youre an adult and its like, what is this . This is supposed to be over when im a teenager. And here they are again, and yet, i also love them in a way, and i welcome them. Because it proves that youre still vital. Jimmy no. I just like to watch them splatter all over. Its true. I dont know what else to say about it. Its been a while since you were here. Yes. Jimmy you did that childrens movie. What was the movie . That little thing called princess and the frog. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very popular. I was talking to bryan about president obama. You were on broadway at the same time bryan was doing his show. I was. We were a few streets over. The president came to our show first. Jimmy yeah, the president came to see your show. You were doing a raisin in the sun. When theres a very famous person in the audience at a show youre doing on broadway, do you want to know theyre there, prefer not . No. I actively tell people do not tell me. There was Steve Mcqueen came to our show, and that show happened to be a not great show for me. Like we couldnt our energy was bumping against each other and i was like that wasnt a great show, and i walked downstairs and there was Steve Mcqueen, and i i died the death of 10,000 doves in my heart. Jimmy really. So i dont want to know while its happening so then i can continue to do my show and not be on stage thinking jimmy can you see the people . I cant see them. I can see you almost. Jimmy the president and the first lady both came to the show. Yes. Jimmy when they come to the show its got to be a very big deal, secret service, all that stuff. There is no surprise. Dont bring an extra snack. Your bags and you are being searched. Youre being searched. The blocks were blocked off before you got to our street. You had to go through secret service. There was nothing secret about it. It started very, very late, and the audience was so amped, and i think if im remembering correctly, sophie was the first on stage, then denzel came out and there was this huge burst of applause. And i was like, theyre really loving denzel tonight. They were loving president obama. Jimmy did he walk in midway through the play . No. I think a lot of people all of a sudden realized he was there. There was this huge burst of applause. Jimmy they didnt know why they were being searched . On the way in . Heres one thing that you need to know. If the president is coming to you or youre going to them, you never know if its really going to happen. Jimmy i see. For security. It might happen, or it might be you and your friends with each other. Jimmy overall a positive experience . Very positive. Jimmy and now youre in rots. This is a reimagining. A reimagining of roots. Whats the difference between a remake and a reimagine. The remake will try to stay the course of the original thing. This is something that, because its 40 years after the original, we just because of research were able to have a lot more information about particularly what happened in africa before he was brought to these shores. We now know where he came from was an extraordinarily developed area with universities, scholarship, libraries, a huge city. People on horseback who were warriors. It was not the small, a couple of huts. Jimmy yeah, thats what it was. The spot we thought that it was. Not because alex halex didnt do the research, he just didnt have the skills that we have now with dna and carbon dating and google, all the stuff that we have. Jimmy youre probably too young to remember when that mini series was on. It was, i think, 130 Million People watched it. I remember everyone was watching that, and it was such did you watch the mini series . I was too little to watch it. Jimmy i mean later on. Yes. Ive seep it. I saw it with my family. I saw it in junior high. I had an amazing conversation. I was in cannes. There was a group of people from japan interested in possibly bringing the new one there. They said the term roots was coined from the movie. So when in japan they speak of searching for roots or your roots, they use that word it is now in their language because of the original movie. Jimmy thats crazy. That movie was a huge deal. Congratulations on the mini series. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy its called roots. Premieres may 30th at 9 00 on history. Anika noni rose be right back with Joanna Newsom. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. I survived breast cancer. If the doctors hadnt caught it early i might not be sitting here. So im outraged that pat toomey voted to defund planned parenthood. Which thousands of pennsylvania women depend on for cancer screenings. Pat toomey was even willing to shut down the federal government to eliminate funding for planned parenthood. 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Tonight a father locked up for years now free. The emotional reunion with his family. And facetoface with the judge who sentenced him. Are mandatory drug laws really keeping america safer . How this motley crew of models, actresses, musicians and writers are making a slam drunk, tracking a cult following in a brandnew documentary. The bombs bursting in air the mom who just wanted to sing for a family at the lincoln memorial. Gave proof through the night an overnight viral sensation. First the nightline 5. You washed that by hand, right . Yes, dear