Musical guest, mo. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 537 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, looking good looking good out there. Hot crowd hot crowd tonight [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome, everybody, to the tonight show. This is it. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre here. Thank you, everybody. Well, heres what everyone is talking about. Its kind of sad news, big news that Angelina Jolie and brad pitt are separating. [ audience aws ] yeah, its pretty scary when even Angelina Jolie and brad pitt are like, eh, i could do better. [ laughter ] you go no. [ cheers and applause ] i saw that bill clinton had a a Big Birthday Party on friday night. But get this, apparently hillary did not attend. [ audience oohs ] or as bill put it, aw, she always gives me the perfect gift. [ cheers and applause ] every year. And this is kind of crazy its being reported that former president george h. W. Bush actually plans to vote for Hillary Clinton for president. [ audience ohs ] even more surprising, he made that decision before jeb dropped out of the race. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Jimmy dad, what is dad. And this week, new york city is hosting over 190 Foreign Countries over at the united this is going to be like insulting fish in a barrel. [ laughter and applause ] this is sad. Loser. Sad. Switzerland, your cheese has holes in it. Its lame. [ laughter ] i saw that Vladimir Putin is skipping this weeks meeting at the u. N. As soon as he heard that, trump started cleaning up the rose petals hed sprinkled into the jacuzzi. [ laughter and applause ] not gonna happen. Another night. Put the cap on the champagne. Lower the music. Not going to happen tonight. Steve putin. Jimmy speaking of trump, i read that ivanka trump is now the first of Donald Trumps children to receive secret service protection. They were trying to come up with a code name, but trump was like, just use my code name for her, favorite. [ laughter and applause ] dont get me wrong, i also love me jr. And the other ones. [ light laughter ] me jr. No, that was a good i dont know. Donald trump jr. Actually a tweet that compared the syrian refugee crisis to a bowl of skittles. This is real. He said, if i had a bowl of skittles and i told you just three would kill you, would you take a handful . [ audience ohs ] at which point, Chris Christie said, let em in. [ laughter and applause ] ill eat them all i mean, greet them all. And this made me laugh. This is funny. The other day, donald trump gave a speech during a lunch the guy sitting behind trump made it hard to focus on what trump was saying. I dont think he realized how close he was to the microphone. Take a look at this. Were leading and were having a lot of fun. [ eating noises ] [ light laughter ] were having a lot of fun on the campaign and on the trail. I just wanted to say that theres always a lot of fun when you come up and these people dont have the teleprompter working, but thats okay. [ light laughter ] luckily i brought some notes. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy how do you not hes sitting right behind the guy speaking. Youre going to eat lunch . Ive never that was a sloppy way of eating right there. Guys, libertarian candidate gary johnson appeared on 60 minutes this weekend to try to make his case for being president. Of course a lot of people dont take gary johnson very seriously, and, well, judge for yourself. I think they e and i think were the comet in this whole equation. 70 of america doesnt even know who we are, and yet we exist. If mickey mouse were the third name on any poll, mickey would be at 30 , because mickeys a a known commodity. But mickeys not on the ballot in all 50 states. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy even ryan lochte was like, what the hell is that [ laughter and applause ] what is he saying . Speaking speaking of ryan, did you see him on dancing with the stars last night . This week, the contestants performed to their favorite tv theme songs. And heres ryan lochte saying why he chose the theme from the muppet show. Whats your favorite muppet . I guess the green dude. After everything thats happened, the muppet theme song has helped out so much. Oh, my gosh. So much hype. You listen to it and go from this to this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve what . Jimmy remember that guys spent a lot of time holding his breath under water. [ laughter and applause ] so something could be, maybe the green dude steve the green dude. Jimmy the green dude is his favorite. Steve yeah, love that green dude, man. Jimmy the green dude. Steve love the blue dude. Jimmy my god. Some more celebrity news, here. This weekend, kanye west joined then he looked at kims account and said, whoa, i thought these photos were just for me. [ laughter and applause ] i didnt realize everyones seen these . Steve ho hey jimmy and did you see our dude we love this guy. Carolina panthers quarterback, cam newton is getting mocked online for the outfit that he wore to his Postgame Press conference on sunday. Take a look. [ light laughter ] in a statement, newton said, im just trying to mix things up and add some class to these press conferences. And if you have any friend, mr. Chuckles. [ laughter and applause ] i think he looks nice. I think its something different. I agree. And get this, i read that a a canadian man survived a bear attack by defending himself with a wine bottle. Although it must have been a a really snobby bear, because all the guy did was just show the bear the label. [ light laughter ] yellowtail merlot . Blech id rather drunk pond water. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] snobby. Snobby bear. [ cheers and applause ] good day to you. Wearing a bowler hat. Steve a bowler hat. I like it. Jimmy its a very classy, snobby bear. I want to hang out with that guy. Steve white wine. Jimmy finally, i saw that on sunday, a church in london hosted an entire service for more than 60 people on horses. The riders say it was a unique way to worship, but the janitor is now an atheist. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] what a great week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, kelly ripa and Priyanka Chopra will be here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy priyanka and i are going to get into the fall spirit and go bobbing for apples together. Yeah, should be very fun. Then later this week, hugh jackman, will forte and shawn mendes. [ cheers and applause ] shawn mendes will be joining us. Its gonna be good. But first, we have a big show tonight. From the new movie deepwater horizon, Mark Wahlberg is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a stud. We love that guy. Hes always up for something fun and new. So tonight were going to go out on the 30 rock plaza and launch some things with a giant slingshot. Steve oh. Jimmy we just thought thatd be fun. You dont wanna miss that. Plus shes beautiful, shes talented, shes very funny. From modern family, Sofia Vergara is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] another another talent. We love her too. And we have great music tonight from mo jimmy mo is performing final song. Want a taste of that one, higgs . Steve yeah, bust it off. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats the there you go. Steve thats it . Jimmy thats it. Yeah. Get ready. Mos going to come out tonight and just blow everyone away. Shes fantastic. There she is. Mo [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, its time to take a a look ae headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . Pros and cons and pros and cons and pros . Jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of taking a selfdriving uber. Steve oh. Jimmy theyre being tested right now in pittsburgh. Uber says its the future of the business. So, lets take a look at the pros and cons of taking a a selfdriving uber. Here we go. Pro its a car that no one drives. Con [ applause ] you dont see em steve you dont seem em very often. Jimmy dont see enough. You dont see enough of those. Steve no. God bless em. Jimmy pro no ones at the wheel, but somehow it still keeps going. Con that also describes Donald Trumps campaign. [ laughter and applause ] sad pro going humanless is bound to make things speedier and more efficient. Con as evidenced by the sixmile backup at the cvs selfcheckout machine. [ laughter and applause ] button how do i do this . Steve bloop, bloop. Jimmy a thousand feet of paper. Steve your receipt. Jimmy how does that work . It goes by weight . Steve which . No, you go like this. Yeah, you get your item. You bleep blorp it. Jimmy yeah. Steve then you have this bag and you put that item in that bag jimmy but they know how much the bag weighs or something . Steve yeah. Jimmy its a weight thing. Steve yeah, its a little scale. Jimmy i know, but i i dont get it. And im like im the idiot that steve i like people. I like cashiers. I dont care what anybody says. Jimmy we all like people. We all like people. Steve i dont care what anybody says. I like christmas, too. [ laughter ] jimmy a lot of people like christmas. Its a very popular holiday. Steve thats how i feel. Jimmy youre just saying what you feel. Steve yeah, thats why im going out on a limb. Jimmy thats a very popular belief. Steve i think people should be treated well. [ laughter ] call me crazy. Jimmy youre a good man. [ cheers and applause ] youre a hero. Youre a hero. Steve i love new york city . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats right, baby i dont care what anybody says. Calling an uber to pick you up after a night of heavy partying. Con seeing a driverless car arrive and thinking, how high am i . [ laughter and applause ] steve zoink. Jimmy ill get in, yeah. Steve im not getting in there, man. Daves not here. Jimmy pro getting in the car and hitting the road. Con and the sidewalk and pedestrians and parked cars, mailboxes. Steve theyre learning. Theyre learning. Jimmy theyre learning. Come on. Steve cut em some slack. Jimmy pro which means that smell is you. [ laughter ] steve thats not good. Jimmy cant blame it on anyone. Pro speeding down the highway with no one at the wheel. Con still being safer than in a a regular uber. [ laughter ] thats just thats just statistics. Steve thats just its proven. Jimmy pro getting into your car with no driver is as easy as 123. Con getting out is as easy as 911. [ laughter ] very simple. Steve im by the side of the road. Jimmy pro selfdriving ubers still have trouble detecting plants, de snow. Cons so as long as theres no trees, people, cars, or bad weather, youre going to be fine. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats a great idea. [ applause ] and finally, pro selfdriving ubers will quickly get us to our final destination. Con aka, the robot apocalypse. There you guys have it. [ laughter and applause ] those are the pros and cons. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] foot steps . . crickets chirping . . jet engine . . heart beat . . water splashing rain drops engine revving tires on wet road . . This is the story of how mr. Bonejangles met his match. Mr. Bonejangles was always looking for something. Exactly what he didnt know he was looking for fell right in his lap. Was he expecting the perfect toy at an amazing price . No, of course not, hes a dog. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. I am sebastian artois. Brewmaster. Risktaker. I sold everything i had to own a brewery. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to we are here on the 30 rock plaza, and its the end of the summer. Weve gathered up all the leftover watermelons, so its time for some giant slingshot target practice. Tonight, ill be facing off against an Academy Awardnominated actor. His new movie, deepwater horizon, is in theaters next friday. Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Wahlberg [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy im doing great, buddy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Mark wahlberg. Now, mar of this slingshot at that massive target down there. Most points at the end of the game wins. Mark, you ready for this . Yeah, are you gonna first . Or you want me . Jimmy no, you go first. Yeah, youre my guest. Ive never done it before. Jimmy dont do it every day. Youve never done it before . Jimmy no, its a first. All right. All right. Jimmy you always do something different. Lets do it. Jimmy oh, yeah. The gold ones are worth triple the thing. Thats the money melon. I save that for last . Jimmy yeah. All right. Like that . All right. You got to work to get it back here. [ cheers and applause ] . . Are we alternating . Jimmy that was not a a straight fire. How did you do you got low on yours. [ cheers ] jimmy look how weak i am. Im, like, falling over. [ cheers ] steve three i think you always lose intentionally. Jimmy no, you think so . Yeah. Jimmy you think i lose intentionally . Now, really get ready, buddy. No, no, no. Im very competitive. Trust me. Im gonna get thank you, buddy. . . Oh, i see, the tens there. Ten looks really hard to hit. I can do that. . . [ cheers and applause ] thats ten . That was almost ten right there. I think that was ten. Jimmy that was ten. Thats ten right there. I think we got to watch the replay. Jimmy that was ten. We got to watch the replay on that. That was look at that. [ cheers ] that was ten. Jimmy you got to give him ten on that. Absolutely, yeah. Higgins, you didnt see . Youre right next to it. Steve im not. Jimmy youre not youre right next to it. Thank you, buddy. Hes my buddy. Hes helping me out. Yeah. Hes working for you. Jimmy all gh it . Ill give it some love. Ill give it some love. A good size. Jimmy all right. Here we go. That was great. You want to point it up higher. Jimmy okay. I mean you want to got [ chanting ] [ cheers ] . . [ applause ] are we going the gold ones now, right . Jimmy oh, this is the gold one . Yeah. Jimmy this is for the gold melon. This is it. This is worth triple the points. Oh, all of them. Golden melon. [ cheers ] oh, my gosh . . He is fantastic that was not ten on that one. That was five. Can we see the replay on that . We got a piece of it. Jimmy we got a piece of it. He gave you ten on that one. Steve gosh jimmy youre good at this. Youve never done this before . No. Jimmy all right. Come on, guys. Here we go. The golden melon. Whoever engineered this is pretty good. Jimmy i feel good about this one. No, higgins get out of the way its very dangerous. All right. Thank you, sir. Aim for the ten. Thank you. [ laughter ] this is where it gets get the workout. All right. . . [ cheers ] the winner, Mark Wahlberg, everybody . . [ cheers and applause ] youre good at that. No, i dont jimmy were talking to mark after the break. Stick around, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Is depression more than sadness . . . Its a tangle of multiple symptoms. . . . . Trintellix vortioxetine is a prescription medicine for depression. Trintellix may start to untangle or help improve the multiple symptoms of depression. For me, trintellix made a difference. Tell your healthcare professional right away if your depression worsens, or you have unusual changes in mood, behavior or thoughts of suicide. Antidepressants can increase these in children, teens, and young adults. Trintellix has not been studied in children. 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Thats why theres nationwide, . . Helping to grow and protect your many sides. . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an who stars in the new movie deepwater horizon, which is in theaters and imax september 30th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mark Wahlberg [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy thats what im talking about. Hey, pal. How are you, man . Jimmy good to see you, congratulations on the win. We brought some up if you care to snack on something while youre here. Thank you for playing that, buddy. This is good. [ laughter ] i always have my watermelon smashed. Its the best. Me and gallagher. Thanks for coming. How is the family . How are the kids . Everything good . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy didnt you have one that just turned 13 . Or no . [ laughter ] because i have two little girls. Is it tough . Good luck, buddy. Really. I dont have any sympathy for you. No, its just girls are a a little more dramatic. Little more difficult. And butting heads with mom. Theyre having issues. So, every time they have a a problem, i get the call. Im like, okay, let me talk to her, but then they just start arguing, and nobody listens to a thing that i have to say then its not productive. Jimmy yeah. And theyre all going to school. Do they like school . They actually do like school. Like theyre out of school right now for a week and theyre mad that theyre missing school. Jimmy is that right . Im like, what . [ light laughter ] im grateful that they like school, but they miss their friends, and they enjoy it. Jimmy im assuming you didnt like school. I didnt like school at all. No. Jimmy ive got a photo of you from a school photo of you. I not having it right there. I think thats the mug shot. [ laughter ] jimmy that is a mug shot. Look at that kid. Thats cute. But i love youre not even looking at the camera. Youre like, i want to go home. I also saw this photo here of you and lebron james. [ laughter ] explain this one. Where are you . Thats at my house in the gym. Jimmy wow. Is that a mirror, or is that just a big room . Its a big room, but theres so thats not a reflection. But he and i he and i are talking about doing a movie together. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy you and lebron james . Yeah. Jimmy that would be fantastic. Its actually a great idea. Jimmy he was what is it so can you talk about it or no . Its kind of like this, its based in and around the fantasy league, so these guys get to go to one of these fantasy camps, and me and lebron have a a situation. [ laughter ] jimmy hes good. He was fantastic in train wreck. Yeah. Hes fantastic. Jimmy cotu wahlburger, by the way. Thank you. Jimmy you every time oh, i i have to talk about this cause. [ cheers and applause ] its delicious, delicious great hamburgers, but of course you only think of like, oh yeah, we should make wahlburger a thing. It wasnt my idea. It was my idea to capitalize on it. It wasnt my idea. My brother paul, whos a chef, it was his idea. Hes fantastic. I actually was against the idea because i figured i worked way too hard to build my own brand to then kind of just come up with this kind of cooky idea to but then, i realized, you know, this is a business that we can build as a family together and weve already got, i think, ten or eleven open. Weve just opened in detroit, and weve got 200 under contract and were growing at a a rapid rate. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its fantastic. And i have to say, the just the cheese the secret is the cheese on the cheeseburger. Because the cheese is government cheese. Jimmy government cheese. Yeah, absolutely. Which is what you had government cheese, and then, you know, of course my dad delivered school lunches, so between that and those little cartons of milk and stale oreos and a bologna sandwich. Jimmy its the greatest. I just love it. Anyways, if youre there in detroit, go pick up a a wahlburger. Theyre fantastic. Deepwater horizon directed by peter berg. Good man. I love pete. He does great movies. Weve done three films together now. We did lone survivor together and we did patriots day, which comes out at christmas. Jimmy oh really . Yeah, about the Boston Marathon bombing. Jimmy but this is jimmy this is getting rave reviews and this is about the biggest oil spill, the bp oil spill in 2010 and what happened to everyone on the rig. Yeah, so it was the largest manmade Natural Disaster in our history, and, you know, what people fail to recognize, certainly because of the Media Coverage or lack thereof, 11 people lost their lives. So this is the Human Element of the story. And we wanted to honor those 11 people and all the people, the rescue efforts and the people who made it off the deepwater horizon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im glad you did that. Yeah, we are too. We actually, we premiered the movie last night in new orleans, and we got to show the families they had already seen the movie and then we got to have a big premier for them. And it was nice because it was long overdue, you know . They needed to be recognized and honored in that way, and the families felt like they werent, and, you know, it was important that we did that for them. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip here. Heres Mark Wahlberg and Gina Rodriguez in deepwater take a look at this. Original v8 or a crate motor . You must say. Original v8 or crate motor . Original. You cold . We might need to rebuild. Look at me. We came up higher so we can jump out further, okay . Were going to jump over the fire. Trust me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there it is. Congratulations on the review. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. Jimmy youre a good man. Mark wahlberg, everybody deepwater horizon is in theaters and imax september 30th. Sofia vergara joins us next. 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The perfect cheese for pepper jack is going to be creamy and mild, and its really going to tone down the spiciness of the peppers. Youre going to taste the cheese first, and then youre going to get just a little bit of warmth from the peppers. Its really good. A bold new flavor and only here for a limited time. Mmmhmm. . . [ cheers and applause ] modern family, which has its eighth season premier wednesday night at 9 00 p. M. On abc. Take a look at this. I see that its cold and the flowers wilted. I see that my sister has been here. Will you get over that . She couldnt have been nicer. We talked about joe. I told her how well your hot sauce business is going. By the way, have you tried one of these cookies . Why did you tell her about the sauce . Everybody get your things. We have to leave juarez right now. What . It took me 45 minutes to get into this outfit. To be. Shes going to be so jealous now that she knows that i am a a very successful businesswoman. Arent you 400 bucks in the hole on that thing . You dont think this looks bad, us walking out before dinner . Joe has a fever and he is sweating very much. No, im not. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sofia Vergara [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i missed you, pal. Buenos noches jimmy buenos noches. I missed you. Thank you so much for coming back to the show. You look gorgeous, as always. Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy congratulations, because since last time you were on the show, you got married. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy to joe manganiello. Beautiful. Last year in november, i got married. It was amazing. Jimmy and i heard just Great Stories from it. I heard you talking about it in some interviews ,but i heard y like three days. It was like normal, three days. What do you mean . Jimmy oh is that no, thats not normal. Of course. A lot of people came from colombia, from pittsburgh. [ laughter ] jimmy you make pittsburgh sound so exotic. [ laughter ] but how do you keep everyone partying for three days . Well, it was crazy, because i had this idea about i wanted everybody to enjoy everything because i had surprises, safe because of the, you know. And so i had iv, an iv truck, and so when you wake up in the morning, you will go get your iv, get hydrated. Jimmy wait, what . What . [ cheers and applause ] what . It was amazing. Jimmy if youre dehydrated, you go and get an iv. You get your iv, 20 minutes, nothing. [ laughter ] and everybody was able to enjoy the night again and again and again. Just keep them hydrated. I wish i was at this party. You like throwing parties. You threw recently a a lemonthemed party. I love theme parties, entertaining. I love, like, you know, celebrating good things. [ laughter ] i mean, thats not like a a normal, like, thing that i do that i dress like that for parties. Jimmy yeah, but why it was my birthday and i was with some girls in italy for my birthday, but then something came up for work and i said, capri, and im going to bring like, limoncello and italian food. Everything. And then at the end of the night, i really dont know how i ended up wearing that. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the way it happens. And then you get in the iv truck. [ cheers and applause ] then you hop in the iv truck and get rehydrated. [ applause ] i have i want to show, i have some pictures because i heard that what pictures . Jimmy your husband is a big football fan. Joe is not a fan. Hes like obsessed. Jimmy die hard. Hes like a sick person. Jimmy he loves football that much . Its like that i mean, i i think its one of the most important things in his life. Its not just football. Its the steelers, the pittsburgh steelers. Jimmy the pittsburgh steelers. Pittsburgh steelers. Jimmy pittsburgh steelers. Yes. Jimmy but he does look, this is just look at his outfits, even down to his socks. But thats nothing. That was one of his subtle because sometimes he has the pants, too, the underwear, like the hat, the bandana, i mean, its everything. He has a section in his clothes that is all, like, pittsburgh, like there are steelers outfits. Jimmy so are you a a Pittsburgh Fan . You have to be. I mean, after three years, its like hes brainwashed me. I had no choice. Its like im always fighting with him because like sometimes i arrive home when the season starts like now, a hes alone to watch the games, hes in his whole outfits. [ laughter ] its like im like, nobodys here. Hes like, just him in front of the tv. Jimmy by himself, like, all geeked out. Yeah. He owns, i think first of all, i think that he thinks, like, all those outfits are, like, wearing, like, i dont know, like tom ford or gucci or something. For him. Jimmy i dont think this is gucci. I dont think this is like a brand of clothing, the steelers logo is not. Jimmy yeah, but he treats it like that. But he yeah, he i mean, now ive learned to accept it. But at the beginning, it was kind of weird. He forces me a lot of things. Like, i find me in the morning, like i have to go to set at 5 00 in the morning and i have my ninja coffee machine, that i prepare my coffee. My coffee i want to take it in my, like, thermal, you know the thing that you take your coffee. Jimmy a mug . A mug . Jimmy yeah, a mug, yea yeah. But not a regular mug. The one that keeps the hot. Jimmy okay. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, if i put it there, you know, and i turn around one second and i grab it and i go, i realize he changed it into a a steelers one. [ light laughter ] so, like the whole day im stuck with the steelers thing. I always have a pen in my bag, because Everybody Needs a pen he change it into the steeler pen. [ laughter ] its everything. Jimmy he sneaks it in your life. I brought you something that he forces me to wear to have all the time. Jimmy whoa, wait. Whoa. Its my steeler nail file. [ laughter ] jimmy hes doing it very smart, though. But everywhere, like, i mean, i dont know im going to nd okay. Jimmy you have to like the steelers. Okay, its a steeler fan. Do you want it . Youre not a steeler fan . Jimmy no, i am now, yeah. Absolutely. [ laughter ] no, give it to me, then. Hell get mad. Then hell get mad. [ laughter ] jimmy do you know the players and everything now . I mean, now that you know well, i dont know, really, whats going on, but i mean, i love the enthusiasm. Jimmy whos the quarterback . The ben. Big ben. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy big ben. Yeah. Burger. Jimmy ben raw burger. [ laughter ] big ben. Jimmy roethlisberger. [ laughter ] rosterberry. They also have. Jimmy oh, my goodness. That is fantastic. They have a lot of good plays that i like. Jimmy they do. So now i love it. I love it. I love how he enjoys i mean, its better th h to that than to something else. You know . Hes at home with his whole outfit, no gambling somewhere in vegas with strippers. [ laughter ] so i shouldnt complain, right . Jimmy no, no, no. Not at all. I like your accent and i think it would make the game more fun if i was watching it with you. What game . Jimmy well, i have this game idea and you dont have to say yes to it. But i just think i would love to hear you talk on helium. I thought that would be fun. [ cheers and applause ] but higher. When you say you love my voice, you mean, you laugh at my voice . Jimmy no, no. I love i love it. What is this . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah, let me take that off. Thats to close to keep the helium in there. So, heres what you do. Weve not rehearsed this, so just, you inhale. Its like legal to inhale this thing . Jimmy yes. Its helium. Yes. Just inhale it and then maybe look into this camera over here, camera three, and say, my name is Sofia Vergara. Okay. I i i suck it first . Jimmy yep. My name [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so happy. Im so happy. Im so happy. Im so happy that this is happening. Im so happy this is happening. Youre going to have to pay me for this. This is my favorite thing. What am i saying . I forgot. Jimmy my name is Sofia Vergara. Yeah. My name is Sofia Vergara. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy cute. You could be one of the chipmunks. This is very good. No . Jimmy can you Say Something to our Spanish Speaking viewers . [speg applause ] [speaking spanish] jimmy can you say can you look into camera three and say Ben Roethlisberger . Ben roethlisberger. [ laughter ] jimmy Sofia Vergara, everybody modern family, season premier airs wednesday at 9 00 p. M. On mo performs for us next. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . [ on the road again, by Willie Nelson ] . On the road again . [ rear alert sounds ] [ music stops ] . Just cant wait to get on the road again . 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The surface pro, comes with a pen that lets you write on the screen if you try to write, on a plain old mac the difference can be seen it doesnt work get the surface pro taches from the screen get the surface pro i like the blue my mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, beep start boldly. Ck. Redds wicked apple. Also available for a limited time in blood orange. Before taking his team to state for the first time. S cash rewards credit card from bank of america to earn 1 cash back everywhere, every time. At places like the batting cages. . . [ crowd cheers ] 2 back at Grocery Stores and now at wholesale clubs. And 3 back on gas. Which helped him give his players something extra. The cash rewards credit card from bank of america. More cash back for the things you buy most. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guest is a danish singer songwriter who will kick off the u. S. Leg of her world tour in november. Performing final song, please welcome mo [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . . Please wont you wait wont you stay at least until t sun goes down . . When youre gone i lose faith i lose everything i have found . . Heart strings violins thats what i hear when youre by my side . . Yeah thats what i hear when youre by my side . . But when youre gone the music goes i lose my rhythm lose my soul . . So hear me out before you say that we gotta gotta carry on so dont let this be our final song . . So dont let this be our final song so hear me out before you say the night is over . . I want you to know that we gotta gotta carry on so dont let this be our final song . . Baby when we were young there was nothing . And the songs that we sang they were written for you and me . . Melodies on repeat thats what i hear when youre by my side . . Yeah thats what i hear when youre by my side . . But when youre gone the music goes i lose my rhythm lose my soul . . So hear me out before you say the night is over . That we gotta gotta carry on so dont let this be our final song . . So dont let this be our final song so hear me out before you say the night is over . . I want you to know that we gotta gotta carry on so dont let this be our final song . . Woo ooo take us to a Higher Ground . . Here and now whatever you do just dont look down . . Woo ooo underneath the disco light its alright . . We could make the perfect sound we could make the perfect sound . . But when youre gone the music goes i lose my rhythm lose my soul . Before you say the night is over . . I want you to know that we gotta gotta carry on so dont let this be our final song . . So dont let this be our final song so hear me out before you say the night is over . . I want you to know that we gotta gotta carry on so dont let this be our final song . Take us to a Higher Ground . . Here and now whatever you do just dont look down . . Woo underneath the disco light its alright . . We could make the perfect sound . . Woo take us to a Higher Ground . . Here and now whatever you do just dont look down . . Woo its alright . . Dont let this be our final song . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that i love that oh, thank you so much mo how great was that . Tickets to her tour are on sale now. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] [ ping ] the new iphones finally here and you can get it on any network. But why would you . U. S. Cellulars got a great new plan, and we put towers where the other guys didnt for a strong signal, wherever you go. [ cellphone ringing ] signal is strong. So you might want to put your new iphone on silent. Mother hi, honey. Its your mother. Dude. Why is it so dark . At last, get the new iphone with a great deal seven gigs of data per line for just fortynine dollars a month . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Mark Wahlberg, Sofia Vergara, mo, once again, everybody [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for watching. Have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, james spader. From lethal weapon, actress jordana brewster. Music from the cadillac three. Featuring the 8g band with elaine bradley. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] all right thats great to hear. In that case lets get to the news. President obama gave his final speech before the u. N. General assembly today, saying, quote, well, theyre your problem now
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