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Sexual harassment this week. But astronomers, you know those guys who have been over doing this all time . Astronomers have discovered a previously unknown planet only 11 light years from earth that could possibly support human life. They call it ross 128b. Which sounds like a friends spinoff where david sha miller is divorced from rachel and forced to live alone in a sad apartment. But its not, its a plan tet. It might have water which would make it possible to sustain life. As far as they know, donald trump is not president there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] anyway. Do you know nasa didnt even start looking for new planets until after donald trump was elected president . [ laughter ] so the plan, they have a plan to test whether this new planet is habitable. This is interesting. Theyre going to send Harvey Weinstein and kevin spacey up there. [ laughter ] just to check it out. Meanwhile, here on earth, the house passed the gopbacked tax plan today which is very good news for billionaires and also just your average run of the millmillionaires too. The bill would shift the tax burden from the wealthy to people who really should be paying more, like college students. Time for those little punks to start eating bottom ramen for a while. The president is also about to reverse a law that made it illegal to import elephant parts from african trophy hunts. Thats right. Thats right, struggling families of america, you asked for it and the president delivered. We can finally bring our Elephant Tusks back home from zimbab zimbabwe. Meanwhile, in alabama, there is roy moore is still running for senate in alabama. Even though more women have come forward to accuse him of making unwanted advances. Many at the mall. Which raises the question, where was paul blart when we needed him . [ laughter ] he was off on his thing. What do they call those . Segways . [ cheers and applause ] roy moore has been accused of Sexual Misconduct and worse by nine women, seven of whom were teenagers when the events allegedly happened. But when Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell called for him to step aside, this is how he responded on twitter. He wrote, dear Mitch Mcconnell, bring it on. Now im not an expert in pr, but when youre accused of putting moves on high school girls, maybe dont reference the title of a movie about high school cheerleaders. [ cheers and applause ] dont reference bring it on. Or 13 going on 30. Neither of those. There are a bunch of new accusations made today against a wide variety of people, including sylvester stallone, the first pbs, and senator al franken whose story was amplified because it had a visual aid. This photograph of leann tweeden, whos a radio and tv host, she used to be on the best damn sports show. In 2006 they did a uso tour together. This was taken while she was sleeping. Fortunately she was wearing her gropeproof vest as you can see. She said al franken forced her to kiss him while rehearsing a sketch. Senator franken apologized today twice and she accepted that apology. There is so much of this. I mean, at this point i know it sounds extreme but it might be time for guys i think we might all need to hand our penises over to the police for a few months [ laughter ] until we can get a handle on it. Im going to need the men in the audience to liberia line up, pull them out, and lets get it over with, okay . Pat robertson, the 5,000yearold religious show host, was a little creepy this morning on the 700 club. Im a great fan of the total gym. It is so easy to use. Your own weight is the thing that you work on. Have you used the total gym . I havent. Ive soon the commerciseen the. Ive been tempted. Dont be tempted. If you want to, come up to my attic, you can use mine. Jimmy oh, dont go to the attic, just order your own. Pat robertson had words of inspiration today that sum up how a lot of us are feeling right now. Were all going to die. Were all going to die. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, pat. [ applause ] and happy thanksgiving to you too. Any of you planning to see Justice League this weekend . [ cheers and applause ] i was going to say, thats bad news for them. [ laughter ] but Justice League is the movie that asks the question, can five superheroes with wildly different costumes come together to agree on one overall Color Palette . The answer is yes. Its expected to be number one at the box office. Its getting mixed reviews but in my opinion, they did something historic. They turned aquaman, the aquaman from my childhood, from this into this. And that is quite a [ cheers ] jimmy we might even find out what the hell aquaman does. [ laughter ] there are a lot of superheroes in Justice League but im excited to see the oldest one, whose origin story began in the Supreme Court. The time has come. For heroes to unite. Batman. Wonder woman. Cyborg. The flash. Aquaman. And Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader ginsburg. [ cheers ] what are your super powers again . It helps sometimes to be a little hard of hearing. We are not enough. I still have to this day a supply of Strom Thurmond key chains. Justice just got supreme. Cyborg its ginsburg Justice League. You cant handle the ruth. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i like when we weave a true story into a superhero movie. Whether theres a blockbuster film we run it by our inhouse movie critic yehya. Is yehya here right now . No, hes not, okay, good. All right, this is yehya. [ laughter ] talking about the movie Justice League. Action hi, its me, yehya. I talk about the movie dustys lake. The movie talk about the atman, wonder woman, fish guy with fish eyes, the silver guy from terminator, and the guy electric power very fast how many of you are there . Not enough. And superman in that movie but i dont see him here. Maybe hes coming soon. The guy harney and the guy who live in the ocean, justin milan, you know he live in the water, you know his name actor bus. And the lady, her name car gadot. She in the movie with the car very fast with vin diesel and michelle rodriguez. Ben affleck is the batman. You know he did the movie with matt dammit in boston and the movie with Bruce Wallace go to space break the moon. And his brother also, casey affleck, he won oscar for his movie the kids die in the fire. Shall we . Go see the movie, is good movie. Batman, silverman, fast electric man, beautiful woman, fish man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, thank you, yehya. Were going to take a break. When we come back, you are going to get a first and exclusive look at a new holidaythemed hamilton musical. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Dont be mad if you dont. But all right. And this week in unnecessary censorship too so stick around, well be right back. Neil lane designs jewelry for hollywoods biggest stars. 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I got it from the same place i bought your present from last year. Its the thing from the link you sent us. And the year before. I found the perfect gift for you. But it wouldnt ship in time. So i just. Texted you a photo. I bought it with one click. I included a gift receipt. Its the thought that counts . Dont shop like everybody else. This year shop ebay for brand new, nearly new, and totally you gifts. Jimmy hey, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Tracee ellis ross, frankie shaw, and music from manchester orchestra is coming. First i have news about jesus. [ scattered laughter ] thats right. Dont worry, nothing happened. A portrait of jesus painted by Leonardo Da Vinci sold at auction for an astonishing 450 million. Which is i mean, you could make half a Justice League movie for that much money. [ laughter ] this is a painting, it looks kind of like he just put a beard on the mona lisa. Even the jesus christ in this painting is like, 450 million, jesus christ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the buyer, the person who baug the painting, wishes to remain anonymous for now. Because he doesnt want his secret santa to know what shes getting at the office. [ laughter ] how many people could it somebody who has 450 million laying around . Guillermo, you didnt buy this thing, did you . Guillermo no way jose. Jimmy you would tell me if you did . Guillermo yeah, i will. Jimmy i have good news for those who host thanksgiving dinner their homes. According to the American Farm bureau federation, the price of a typical thanksgiving dinner is down 75 cents to 49. 12. Im guessing the people at the farm bureau dont shop at whole foods. [ laughter ] i spid 50 for a sack of potatoes there. The cost of dinner is down which is good. Unfortunately the emotional cost of spending three hours with your family this year is higher than ever. [ laughter ] [ applause ] president trump, by the way, his thanksgiving plans, the trumps are spending thanksgiving at his maralago estate in palm beach, florida, with family and fox and friends. [ laughter ] thats got to be some scene, all the trumps gathered around the table, the way donald carves a bucket of kfc, cuts himself an extra bigly piece of pumpkin pie. Pumpkin pie is Donald Trumps secret service code name, did you know that . [ laughter ] they say, you know, that the typical thanksgiving dinner checks in around 4,500 calories. Donald trump jr. , djtj [ laughter ] as he lines to be called, is getting ready. He posted a video of himself deadlifting on instagram so we could all celebrate his new personal lift record together. Arrghh jimmy yeah. Looks like somebodys getting ready for prison, looks like, huh . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. Now i assume you know all about hamilton. Its the hugely popular musical. [ cheers and applause ] about our founding fathers. Its sold out until well after all of us are dead. [ laughter ] its a huge success on broadway and here if l. A. Too. And now theres a new holiday version of the show, a hiphop tale of sweet potato revenge starring aaron burr and his arch nemesis, ladies and gentlemen, we are proud as punch to give you yamilton. How does a basted turkey waahhh yahhhh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, kids. Thanks, everybody. I think its intermission, i dont know whats going on. Its still in previews, were working out some of the kinks. Its thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. President trump is known for his long and active hand [ bleep ]s but at the asean summit the president seemed to come upon a hand [ bleep ] that threw him. President trump was [ bleep ] duterte, but duterte himself was singing. I want to [ bleep ] every one of them individually. Like me, as a member of congress, of course he [ bleep ] russians. I went to moscow one time a surfer managed to survive a shark attack by [ bleep ]ing it in the [ bleep ] and making his escape. The cincinnati [ bleep ] festival has been attracting big [ bleep ]s all week long. When i came into office our country was [ bleep ] with a series of growing [ bleep ]s. As a young child what was he really like . Was he fin icky . Was he a [ bleep ] eater . Did he have [ bleep ] . Fill in the blank, take a what . Take a [ bleep ]. Do you [ bleep ] your pet . Of course. You did a good job. Did he just say good job . Ive never heard him say that before. And ive [ bleep ]ed his [ bleep ] twice. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show, music from manchester orchestra. From smilf, frankie shaw is here. And well be right back with Tracee Ellis Ross. 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Manchester orchestra from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] okay, everything seems to be in order. Our first guest is a golden globewinning actress who takes a little break from blackish to serve as host of musics most american awards show. The 45th annual American Music awards airs sunday night on abc. Please welcome Tracee Ellis Ross. [ cheers and applause ] hello, mr. Kimble. Jimmy how are you doing . Im great, how are you . Jimmy im doing well. I imagine youre very busy. Kneedeep in rehearsals, stretching, vocalizing, making sure i massage my face so theres blood flow. Jimmy are those some of the tips for hosting . I dont know, youve done it way more than me. Sounds like if you dont recognize those tips im going to fail. Jimmy i dont recognize any of those tips. Youre rehearsing . Yeah, rehearsed a little today, got on the stage. Theres a lollipop they call it where the stage comes out like a runway with a circle at the end of it. Jimmy i didnt know they called it that. A lollipop. Jimmy i didnt learn anything when i did this. Are you having enjoying it . I am. Jimmy is it something youre comfortable with . Ive hosted before, i do the award show hosting which i really enjoy. But this is an extraspecial evening. Jimmy sure. Because my mom is receiving a Lifetime Achievement award. Jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] its one of those things that i dont think i could have thought that up. But you know, its abc. Thats my network. Its not like its so out of the ordinary. But the fact that its like on the year shes receiving the Lifetime Achievement award, it feels like kind of extra special. Jimmy it is. Your mom is diana ross. Yeah. Jimmy im surprised she hasnt received this Lifetime Achievement award already. Is she excited about it . They were waiting until i could host. [ laughter ] jimmy i guess so. Your mom hosted. She did, twice. Jimmy a couple of times. She is very excited. As a matter of fact my entire family will be there. All the fathers, all the kids, all the husbands and wives. Theres not that many fathers. [ laughter ] jimmy one per kid . No, no. Jimmy less than one per kid . Theres three forget it. Anyway. The fathers will be there, all my siblings, husbands, wives, grand babies. Jimmy what year did your mom host . I feel it was early 80s. Jimmy did you go with her . I didnt, no. For my mom it was probably more important that we got in bed on time. Jimmy i see. Than watching. Its not like you could google it the next day. Jimmy we did google, we dug up a clip of your mom hosting the show. Really . Jimmy maybe this will offer you inspiration. Im so excited. Jimmy what year is this, 1986 . 1986. Diana ross hosting the American Music awards. Please greet new edition and janny brickley [ cheers and applause ] Ricky Schroeder jimmy that is an uncomfortably long shot of Ricky Schroeder. That is unbelievable. Okay. First of all, i think i need to perfect the clap, right . Ricky schroeder jimmy thats right. Your mom did it like almost to the side. They were long nails. Jimmy yeah, right. Im going to do this all night on sunday. Jimmy i knew there was a ricky in new edition, i didnt realize it was Ricky Schroeder, though. Ricky schroeder. I loved that show. Want to ask one other question about your mom. She tweeted this the other day. Yes, she did. Jimmy and this is i have a million questions about it. Thank you to the angel, i lost my fanny pack in marshalls in l. A. On olympic and someone turned it in, what a blessing. [ laughter ] okay, can we break it down . Jimmy lets break it down. First of all, im going to first prep you all. You should let go think of this as my mom. And the grandmother of my siblings jimmy and not miss diana ross. No. And grandma, my mom, lost her fanny pack. [ laughter ] its the cutest thing ever. And first of all i know fanny packs are in now. But shes been wearing fanny packs for like years. [ laughter ] jimmy she has. Yes. Jimmy does she have a variety of them . She has a favorite one. Jimmy one fanny pack . Until that one wears out and she gets another. Jimmy do you support the fanny pack . With mom . Yes. Jimmy you do. [ laughter ] does it even occur to her that it may be odd that shes wearing a fanny pack . No its convenient. And its like an oversized wallet with a handle. Jimmy im not questioning its convenience. In fact, im not questioning it at all. I wore a fanny pack to the emmys this year, as a matter of fact. Was it a joke, though, jimmy . Jimmy well, yes. [ laughter ] this is not a joke. The point of this tweet which is the sweetest thing, she called me in tears. Jimmy yeah. Is someone found it and returned it. Jimmy yeah, because who the hell wants a fanny pack . [ laughter ] i will get im going to put a little im going to pop your balloon. Who wants diana ross fanny pack that was full . Jimmy everyone. [ cheers and applause ] whats in there . I know. Jimmy what does she have in there . Money . License . How much cash does diana ross carry . Jimmy i feel we missed a big part of this tweet that your moms shopping at marshalls. [ laughter ] i wish she had been in jcpenney where my line was, right . That would have been good. Jimmy imagine how the people at ross feel, that diana ross [ laughter ] is shopping at marshalls. This has got to be like a strike in the heart. They are just like, this is bull crap. Jimmy does your mom regularly shop at marshalls . I think it was a new experience. But my thing was when she called me, i was like i didnt know it had already happened. I was like what do you mean you were going across the street by yourself . Where are you . Where are you . And how can i come make sure youre okay . Jimmy she was alone . No. She had an entourage of security and people. [ laughter ] who should be fired for letting her forget her fanny pack. Jimmy when you were a kid, lets say moms driving to school or something, one of her songs comes on the radio. Did that ever happen . I dont have memories of that but i have some really awkward memories as i got older of fooling around with someone, and like i remember this one specifically, like endless love came on. And the hand was like just there and i was like, whoa, doggy back it up there, buddy, lets take a little pause. Let mom stop singing. [ applause ] the thought is, is she watching . [ laughter ] yeah, its a little weird. Jimmy singing you cant hurry love. Shes like, my love, get your hand off her boob. Jimmy this is a wonderful anecdote to share at the show sunday night. No weve given it here. Jimmy Tracee Ellis Ross is here. Well be right back dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by print pocket. Plug your smartphone choose a photo, print instantly learn more at prynt. Com. Put a little love in your heart. Yeah. Take a good look around. 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Jimmy i see, on thanksgiving break. Oh, that works out perfect, except for you, you dont get a break. No, we have two weeks. We have two weeks so i will have the week off of thanksgiving. Jimmy very nice. What happens in your family thanksgiving . Just like any other family, we sort of bounce between the siblings or my mom, we trade off. And i am not hosting this year. I actually hope to show up and literally be fed and coddled. Jimmy that would be nice. But i dont think thats going to happen. Jimmy you will have to make something, bring it to the potluck . Yeah ill be potless. Jimmy who assigns those jobs . Is it your mom that says, youre bringing stuffing . Its a little bit set. Like theres things people make. My brother ross and i often sort of fight back and forth on the mac and cheese, he thinks hes better at it, i think im better at it. I usually end up having to make the collared greens. Jimmy i see. Ross and i have the same recipe, i just use more salt. So he usually gets the mac and cheese, my mom usually handles the turkey and stuffing. Jimmy as a kid i imagine your mom bringing turkey out of the oven. You, should thats my mom, yeah. Shes a great cook. Jimmy wow. Uhhuh. Jimmy as a kid, like would it be like, hey, pass the jello, Michael Jackson . Like that kind of thing . [ laughter ] first of all, i was not expecting that. Pass the jello, michael [ laughter ] michael makes the jello mold. No, not i guess its maybe a little. There were some vacations with michael and tennis with cher. Jimmy tennis with cher. [ laughter ] is cher a good tennis player . I was young, but theres pictures. Jimmy i see. And there was like my mom and cher, these two bean poles, they were so skinny, playing tennis with michael. Cher, michael, my mom and my dad. Jimmy michael was playing tennis . I think so. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy you must have some photographs of that. There are, there are. Thats the only reason i know. I dont remember, i was real small. Jimmy when he would like i dont know, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy i guess theres no answer. You were really about to dive in there. Jimmy im imagining him moonwalking back to the ball. [ laughter ] i think this was very before moonwalking. Jimmy he didnt wear a glove . [ laughter ] no. No. Jimmy wow. Your life is so much more interesting than mine. I dont know that i agree. Jimmy trust me. Agree. Okay, okay. Jimmy i mean, the most exciting thing that would happen at our family thanksgiving would be smoking. That would be like, you know my aunt chippy breaking open a new pack of marlboros. At the table . Jimmy of course at the table, yeah. That sounds pretty exciting, that would not happen at my house. Jimmy oh, really . No smoking in the house . You do not smoke around my mom, if youre a smoker, outside. My mom was a singer no smoking around my mom. Jimmy that makes sense. My aunt chippy is more of a screamer. 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Its so embarrassing, im sorry, i know its a lot. Jimmy no need to apologize. Is it emembarrassing . Its a lot. I see if of when im dropping my son off to school, on that drive. Jimmy as a matter of fact you brought a photograph, this is your son. Isaac. Jimmy theres 8 sack in front of his mom. Hes so proud. I know. Jimmy he does look proud. Does he know what smill of means . Yeah, do you know what it means . Know part of it. [ laughter ] single mom in love forever. Jimmy oh, is that in love with her kid. What do you think it means . Jimmy in love with i dont know, i thought the i might stand for isaac. Oh, yeah, i should tell him that, i know. Jimmy he wont believe it for long, so get away with the lies while you can. Yeah, im surprised no one at his school has told him. Jimmy im sure they have, you dont realize it. Would he share that with you . We are that close, yeah. So i was in boston shooting when all the billboards went up. And the first day he saw it his babysitters drive herring home and he made her pull over and take that picture and they september to it me. Hes very proud. Jimmy sure, of course. Until he finds out what it really means. [ laughter ] jimmy maybe one day hell host the American Music awards ask give you a live time achievement award. I actually have to make the show to pay for his therapy. [ laughter ] jimmy the show is very, very funny. And youre very, very good it in. Thank you. Jimmy this is i was mentioning that you created this show. Yeah. Jimmy you actually like put this together and then sold it as your own television show. Yeah. So i actually made a short film which then became the series. Its loosely based on my life as a single mom. I basically i moved every three months with isaac for two years. And theres a lot of stories which ive taken from for the show. Jimmy like theres a scene where your character bridget drys the baby, which i guess is isaac, with paper towels. Yeah. Jimmy is that something that you did . I mean, it was hard to do my laundry very often, so occasionally id have to use paper towels. The thing that is you cant let the paper towels dry. You have to jimmy on the child . On the child. It could be painful to take it off. You have to quickly dry him off and put on his pajamas. Jimmy thats a great tip for people at home. [ laughter ] youre welcome. Jimmy go through a whole role of brawny. Your character tutors wealthy children, is that something you did . Yeah, i worked at a tutoring Center Teaching s. A. T. , tutoring for s. A. T. , and i wrote College Application essays. Jimmy you wrote them . Yeah. Laugh live its not the most ethical job. I wonder if admitting it on live television, if i could get arrested. Jimmy no, but those kids did kids get into college . Yeah. Jimmy theyre going to get in trouble. I know. Jimmy they deserve it. How would this racket work exactly . I would advertise a tutor. That i was a tutor on craigslist. And then i would also advertise that i would write your childs application else say also on craigslist. Jimmy you would. I really would. I know, its bad. Jimmy its really bad. [ laughter ] i know. Jimmy it might be worse than hooker. [ laughter ] it was one of the two, jimmy. But it was, you know it sort of became the thing that i was good at for some reason. Just like inhabiting these 18yearold voices. Jimmy oh, you would imagine id meet with the kid and id interview them. Theyd say, i made a computer from scratch or something. Id sort of formulate it into an essay. When i was in the writers room for smilf i got a call asking me to write another essay. Because the last time i did it was maybe three years ago. So i got the message and i called them back, sure, ill do it. But i now charge 10,000. [ laughter ] and he didnt call me back. Jimmy yeah, he didnt. Yeah . Would you like would you follow up and see if the kids got into school . Yeah, april 1st, whenever people get their acceptance letters, that was a more important day for me than i think for the kids because it was like, did i get in . [ laughter ] or did they get in . Jimmy isnt that the worst day to send letters . Youre opening yourself up for an april fools prank right there. Thats a good point, i know. Jimmy so wow, did your kids go into like yale or anything like that . I think my proudest moment, i had one student get into the grad school for architecture at harvard. Jimmy architecture . I know nothing about architecture. [ laughter ] jimmy was the essay about architecture . Yeah, it was about his influences, which it was like jimmy that is really something. Anything a way youre writing characters. It was the first time i probably got paid to write, right . Jimmy i guess so. Illegally, though. Jimmy the actor who plays your mom on the show is rosie odonnell. How did you know rosie . How did you get her to do that . No, so my casting director Deanna Brigidi suggested her name, we facetimed. Rosie had watched two of my shorts that i made. So we facetimed and rosie just said she wanted to disappear into the character. She said, i dont want to be rosie, i want to do something where i can fully immerse myself into somebody else. So we cast her. Shes fing amazing. Jimmy did you feel like shes really capturing your mom . I feel like shes so tapped into my mom and to the character, and she gives such an emotional nuanced performance. And she did say, like what did you need from me, frankie . Before we started the pilot. So i brought my mom up one night, they went out. At first i should say my mom was very skeptical. Jimmy oh, really. Oh, yeah. To anyone i suggested. It wasnt rosie. Every single woman i suggested, no, she cant do it. Shes like, dont even try. So then they went to dinner and they drank two bottles of wine, then theyre Walking Around boston falling over each other. And then shes like announcing to the world my mom, theres no one else id rather have play me shes all excited about it. Even to the point we were shooting the pilot, and rosie had a scene. And my mom came to visit her. And rosie was done with her scene. My assistant went and got them a bottle of wine. Its now a thing. They drink together. Jimmy yeah, yeah. And so i go on to shoot another scene. Im in the bakery. Im in the middle of a take. And my mom comes wandering in with her big glass of wine. Frankie, whos going to drive me home . [ laughter ] as if she owns the place. She didnt care about watching me. Jimmy yeah youve not gotten a report on her, how she thinks rosies handling her . All i know is she thinks rosies her best friend. Jimmy i see, i see. Yeah. Jimmy well, whatever youre doing over there seems to be working out very well. The show is called smilf. It airs sunday nights at 10 00 on showtime. Frankie shaw, everybody be right back with manchester orchestra. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank Tracee Ellis Ross, frankie shaw and the reason i apologize to matt damon every night is because of this little man. Jason shrift. We will miss you terribly. Weve run out of time for matt damon. Nightline is next. But first, their album is called a black mile to the surface. Here with the song the gold manchester orchestra i couldnt really love you anymore youve become my ceiling i dont think i love you anymore that gold mine changed you you dont have to hold me anymore our caves collapsing i dont want to be me anymore my old man told me you dont open your eyes for a while. You just breathe that moment down forty miles out of east illinois for my old mans heart attack i believed you were crazy you believe that you love me i dont want to bark here anymore the black hills the colly it wasnt really dangerous for us we just catch you coughing what the hell are we gonna do a black mile to the surface well i dont want to be here anymore it all tastes like poison you cant open your eyes for a while you just breathe that moment down forty hours out of homestake and im trying to translate you again i believed you were crazy you believe that you love me you and me were a day drink so lose your faith in me you cant open your eyes for a while you just breathe that moment down you cant open your eyes for a while you just breathe i believed you were crazy you believe that you love me you and me were a day drink so lose your faith in me [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, home groans. A home rental giant under fire. Complaints including one family claiming toxic mold in their walls gave their daughter asthma. Every morning, every night, she has to take a breathing treatment. Some tenants claim this company cofounded by a friend of president trump, is slow to repair even serious problems. But quick to threaten eviction. Brian ross investigates with our stations across the country. A dplus from the Better Business bureau . Heres johnny. A new series pulling back the curtain on the imagined backstage bustle of the legendary tonight show with Johnny Carson from comedian paul reiser. What i

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