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And, by the way, in case you have forgotten what an Ewok looks like, here you go!!
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See how friggin furry his ears are? Well, mine are suddenly getting that way too and I have had to start shaving them (thank you very much). Every time I get ready for work now I feel like I am getting groomed to compete in the Non-Sporting Group at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
This is literally Father Time s version of cruel and unusual punishment. It s bad enough that my hair is receding. Seriously! I feel like my bangs are prairie dogging. One minute they re there. The next they re not. And, don t even get me started on how the top of my head looks. Have you ever seen a true aerial view of the Grand Canyon? That s what the top of my head looks like. It looks like rivers have carved little canyons in my head. I m surprised
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Log In By GAIL COLLINS Stefani Reynolds for The New York Times
OK, people. I know you thought that once Donald Trump was out of office, you could sort of ignore politics for a while. But really, you’re stuck indoors, you’ve already reorganized the closets, and you finished “The Queen’s Gambit” in December.
Let’s see if you’ve been paying attention.
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President Biden met with Republican moderates to try to negotiate a relief package. Looking around the room, he said, “I feel like …”
“I’m waiting for the dentist.”
“I’m back in the Senate.”